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The Event Center: Wrestlemania 24 Review

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The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania 24

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Event Center. We are back again for another Wrestlemania on our Road to Wrestlemania tour. So far we have made stops at Wrestlemania 2, Wrestlemania 7, Wrestlemania 19, Wrestlemania 23, and now we are going for the back to back and doing Wrestlemania 24. I was at this show as well and I don’t really remember it being as good as Wrestlemania 23 but based off a lot of other reviews it gets pretty high praise. We have some different things on this show, compared to 23, that I am looking forward to. So without further ado lets get this thing going.

Event Information:
Date: March 30th, 2008
Location: Florida Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida
Attendance: 74,635
Main Event: WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker

Show Opening:

The show opens up with a pretty sweet fly over as Lilian Garcia welcomes us to Wrestlemania 24. She then introduces John Legend who is going to be singing America the Beautiful. After that gets wrapped up we head into the hype video to welcome us to Wrestlemania. We get some nice highlights, great voiceover work, and pretty much everything you would expect from a Wrestlemania opening video. They focus on how much can change in just a year. They highlight the returns of Big Show and Jericho, the injuries that Cena and Triple H have gone through, as well as a few other things. Just a really awesome video here especially the ending of it.

They bring it back into the building and shoot off all the pyro and hoopla to get this show kicked off. The overcast crowd was really nice and helped while you were there because it was hot as hell that day for the most part.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Finlay and JBL.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud was setup based off the idea that Hornswoggle was the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon. Vince hated the idea of this so he brought in JBL to take care of his dirty work in Finlay. This was a dumbass storyline but the match should be good because both of these guys know how to brawl pretty well.

Match 1: Belfast Brawl: John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Finlay

This one starts off quickly as Finlay charges into the ring but JBL blasts him with a knee and we are off. JBL and Finlay brawl on the outside. Finlay throws JBL back into the ring and the bell finally rings to get this one officially going. Finlay goes right back outside and throws in some trash cans as well as some kendo sticks. Finlay gets back in the ring and gets blasted with a trash can. That looked brutal there.

JBL takes the lids and just blasts Finlay with them a few times before he drops him with a short arm clothesline. JBL goes to the outside and grabs the steps and throws them into the ring. JBL goes for a piledriver on the steps but Finlay reveres it into a back body drop. Finlay then takes the cookie sheet and blasts JBL in the head twice and then punches the cookie sheet into his face for a third time. Finlay goes for the cover and gets a 2 count.

JBL gets Finlay into the corner and lays in brutal right hands to Finlay. JBL then picks up Finlay’s shillelagh and is about to blast him with it but Hornswoggle comes in and nails JBL in the back with a kendo stick. JBL turns his attention back to Finlay and ends up getting nailed with the shillelagh and this sends JBL to the outside. Finlay heads back outside and pulls out the table and throws it back into the ring. Finlay sets the table up in the corner and he tries to whip JBL into it but they both reverse it a few times and nobody ends up going into the table just yet.

JBL rolls to the outside to catch a breather and ends up slapping the taste out of Hornswoggle until Finlay comes out and rams JBLs face into the announce table numerous times. Finlay goes for a suicide dive through the middle rope but JBL blasts him with the trash can lid and Finlay goes crashing to the ground. That looked brutal and sounded just as bad.

JBL picks up a trash can and throws it right at Hornswoggle and lays him out again. JBL goes for the Clothesline from Hell but Finlay grabs the trash can and blasts JBL with it. Finlay then hits a rolling DVD but he doesn’t go for the cover. Finlay then picks up JBL and throws him into the table in the corner and gets a 2 count out of it. Finlay picks up the stairs and is about to hit JBL with it but JBL hits Finlay with the kendo stick to trip him up and Finlay hits his face on the steps. JBL follows that up with the Clothesline from Hell and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….John Bradshaw Layfield!

Recap:
This was just a brawl and it was a pretty good one. Finlay pulled out all the stops to try and get the win and JBL was JBL. Not a bad opener at all. There was a lot of cool spots and I always did like the Clothesline from Hell so it was cool to see that. This wasn’t a technical masterpiece but not everything has to be. This served it’s purpose and got the job done.

Backstage Interview: Mr. Kennedy

They head backstage to the guest hostess of Wrestlemania, Kim Kardashian. She talks about the atmosphere backstage and then starts talking about the Money in the Bank match. Mr. Kennedy interrupts her and does his gimmick. Kim then says the match is coming up right now and Kennedy comes back and says Kennedy again.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Just like last years show it’s just a mix of guys who qualified for the match and thats about it. Theres a lot of great athletes in this one so the action should be pretty damn awesome. I always liked this match and wish it would be brought back to Wrestlemania because it can really get things going. Anyways, lets get to this one.

Match 2: Money in the Bank: CM Punk, Carlito, Chris Jericho, John Morrison, Mr. Kennedy, MVP, & Shelton Benjamin

The bell rings and everyone heads outside to get a ladder. MVP stays in the ring and just dumps everyone who tries to get back into the ring. Pretty smart there for him to do that. Somebody already setup a ladder on the apron and barricade. Jericho gets in the ring and they have dueling ladders but Jerichos ladder is bigger so he takes out MVP with it. Morrison comes in and throws another ladder into Jerichos ladder to take him out. Morrison then climbs to the top rope and grabs a ladder and does a backflip on to the rest of the participants. At this point my cousin got a holy shit chant going because this spot was ridiculous and awesome.

Kennedy and Jericho are the only ones left in the ring. Jericho goes for the Walls on Kennedy but instead sling shots Kennedy into a standing ladder but Kennedy grabs a hold and climbs up the ladder and nearly gets the briefcase. Morrison takes out Jericho with one ladder and then starts to work over Kennedy at the top of the ladder. Shelton then sets up another ladder right next to them and nearly gets the briefcase. We then get a sunset flip superplex off of the ladders. What an awesome spot there.

Shelton had an awesome spot there but the ladder gave out from under him so it wasn’t as good as it could have been. Carlito tipped the ladder over on him but Benjamin just walked the top rope and threw the ladder back into Carlito. Benjamin then jumped on to the ladder but the ladder fell down and he went crashing pretty hard to the mat. Would have been awesome if he landed it.

Punk tried going up the ladder twice but he gets stopped both times. Benjamin is climbing the ladder but Punk grabs him down and gets him in the GTS. Kennedy then picks up Punk and drops him with the Kenton on to a ladder and lays out both guys. Carlito heads up the ladder but Benjamin ends up pulling him down and hits him with a spinning leg kick. Benjamin heads up again but this time Kennedy and Carlito tip the ladder over and Benjamin goes crashing through the ladder that was setup on the apron and guardrail. What a brutal spot that had to be to go through. No thanks on that.

Carlito, Kennedy, and Jericho are all going for the briefcase but MVP ends up dumping them and sending them into the ropes. Morrison then comes in and throws a ladder at MVP and the ring is cleared for Morrison to go get the briefcase. Jericho then climbs up the ladder and stops him and ends up getting Morrison in the Walls of Jericho on the ladder. No thanks on that spot either. Kennedy sets up another ladder and goes for the briefcase but Jericho dumps. Morrison so he and Kennedy can brawl over the briefcase. Punk and Carlito then join them and all four guys are brawling on two ladders. Punk and Kennedy fall off the ladder and Jericho pushes Carlito off but he gets back up and hits the back stabber off the ladder onto Jericho. Wow what a move!

MVP is the only guy left standing and he heads up the ladder but ends up getting stopped by Matt Hardy who jumped the rail. Matt then hits the twist of fate off of the ladder and takes out MVP. They setup a teeter totter type contraption and Morrison tries to climb it but gets racked on the top rope. Jericho then sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring and is near the briefcase but Carlito joins him on the ladder and spits in the face of Jericho with an apple. Carlito has the briefcase but Kennedy pushes Carlito off and he goes crashing into a ladder.

Punk then picks up a ladder and nails Kennedy with it and then Jericho hits a Codebreaker on to Punk who was holding a ladder. Jericho climbs the ladder but Punk starts shaking the ladder and prevents him from getting the briefcase. Both guys grab a hold of the briefcase and they get it swinging. Jericho hits Punk in the face with the briefcase and Punk falls down a few rungs but he ends up tripping up Jericho and he gets his leg caught in the step and Punk climbs the ladder and grabs the briefcase for the win. Your winner and Mr. Money in the Bank….CM Punk!!!

Recap:
This match had a lot more wow moments in this one than Wrestlemania 23 but I felt like 23 was an overall better match. This was all ladder spot after ladder spot and all of them were amazing. Just a brutal and dangerous match and these guys took it up another level. Between the Benjamin spot and the Tower of Doom move they did it was just ridiculous. A really great match here that really got the crowd hyped and ready for the rest of Wrestlemania.

They show Cena, Orton, and Triple H in the back in their locker rooms.

They recap the Hall of Fame class of 2008.

They bring out the Hall of fame Class of 2008 to get one last standing ovation.

Backstage Interview: Snoop Dogg

They ask how he is enjoying Wrestlemania. He says he is having a great team seeing all of the great wrestlers past and present. Snoop says he likes seeing the bunnies doing their thing. Festus then joins the interview. Santino Marella then joins the interview and he wants Snoop to know that he will be at the Playboy match and if Snoop tries to do something funny. Snoop then rings a bell and Festus chases off Santino. Snoop then says he knows a friend and he brings in Mick Foley and he says have a nice dizzle.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match was billed as a battle for brand supremacy. Basically, Assistant Smackdown GM Teddy Long picked Batista to defend Smackdown while Raw GM William Regal chose Umaga. Really nothing between the two other than being on separate brands. Thats about it for this one.

Match 3: Inter-promotional Match: Batista (Smackdown) vs. Umaga (Raw)

They start it off exchanging right hands until Batista gets the upper hand after hitting a shoulder block on Umaga that sends him to the outside. Umaga ducks early on a back drop so Batista nails him with a kick but Umaga returns the favor with a big time spinning wheel kick. Umaga then lays in a big ass kick that knocks Batista off of the apron and down to the floor. Umaga gets Batista in the ring and starts to work over the back of Batista.

Umaga continues to work over Batista with a nerve hold and then a body slam. Umaga heads up to the middle rope and goes for a flying head butt but Batista moves out of the way and Umaga goes crashing to the mat. Batista goes for a body slam but his back gives out and Umaga lands on him for another 2 count. Back to the nerve hold we go. Batista breaks free but Umaga pushes him into the ropes and drops him with a Samoan drop.

Umaga drags Batista over to the corner but Batista gets back to his feet and starts laying in the boots and right hands. Batista charges at Umaga but Umaga catches him and goes for the Samoan Spike but Batista blocks it. Umaga then goes for a splash in the corner but goes crashing into the steel post and gets dropped by a spine buster. Batista then gets Umaga in a terrible looking Batista Bomb for a 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Batista!

Recap:
These are two of my favorites from this time frame so I was looking forward to this one. It was an okay match but nothing special. There was a lot of stalling and rest holds that slowed down the pace of the match and really got boring. The finish came quick and it really made Umaga look weak to just go down to a spine buster and Batista Bomb. Not a bad match but nothing special either. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t watch this one.

They show Floyd Mayweather and the Money Team getting ready in the back.

They show highlights of Kane winning the battle royal earlier tonight.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Well since this match was basically set the day of the show there really is no back story. Kane won the dark match battle royal to gain a title shot against Chavo Guerrero. Thats really all there is to this one.

Match 4: ECW Championship Match: Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. Kane

Kane ends up coming in from behind and doesn’t come down the apron as Chavo is waiting for him. The bell rings and Kane drops Chavo with the chokeslam and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and new ECW Champion….Kane!!!

Recap:
Theres nothing to recap. This was a sham and a farce and if WWE didn’t give 2 shits about the new ECW going in they sure as hell don’t heading out. Congrats to Kane I guess but why would a near 7 footer need to sneak up on a cruiserweight to win a title?

They show a vignette with Carlito and Maria on a date and he is trying to get with Maria but seagulls start to attack him. They then show a wish you were here post card for Wrestlemania 24.

Raven Symone gets in the ring and screams and sounds ridiculous. She says she is here to help WWE grant wishes. They then show the 50 kids from 50 states that WWE granted wishes for at the show. Pretty cool stuff.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels.

Backstage Interview: Ric Flair

My boy Mike Adamle is in the back interviewing Ric Flair. Adamle tells Ric that tonight his career can come to an end. Adamle asks Ric what’s his game plan. Ric Flair says his game plan is to be the man….wooooo!

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Vince gave Flair the ultimatum that he can keep wrestling as long as he keeps winning. Vince tells Flair that if he loses a match his career is over. Flair says that there is only one thing that can make his career even bigger and that is to fight the man who’s name is synonymous with Wrestlemania and thats Shawn Michaels. Shawn reluctantly accepts the match after Flair says if he can’t compete against the best then he doesn’t need to continue his career. This was a perfect build to his last match. It’s a shame he ruined it with garbage in TNA.

Match 5: Career Threatening Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair

We start off with some chain wrestling between the two as they feel each other out. They keep exchanging hammerlocks and take downs. They end up in the corner and Flair pushes Shawn and starts saying “old yeller” to him and then Shawn slaps the taste right out of his mouth. Flair hits Shawn with a knee then lays in a few vicious Flair chops. Shawn reverses it and lays in some knife edges of his own as the crowd starts to boo him. Everything Flair does gets a cheer while everything Shawn does gets a boo. What a great atmosphere.

Flair hits Shawn with a back elbow and then drops the patented Flair knee drop to the forehead. Flair goes after Shawn in the corner but Shawn drops him with a back elbow that drops Flair. Shawn then heads to the top rope but Flair catches him and body slams him off the top rope. Flair then goes up to the top rope and Shawn tries to slam him but Flair finally, after all these years, hits Shawn with the cross body. Flair then goes for the knee and tries to get Shawn in the Figure Four but Shawn kicks Flair to the outside. Shawn then hits Flair with a baseball slide. He then goes for a spring board moonsault but Flair moves out of the way and Shawn goes crashing stomach first into the announce table. The table didn’t break so that looked like it hurt a little bit.

Shawn gets back into the ring at the 8 count and Flair starts to lay in some more chops as well as work the midsection area of Shawn. Flair hits Shawn with a side suplex and then a butterfly suplex and after each one he gets a 2 count. Flair then gets Shawn in a delayed vertical suplex for another 2 count. Shawn hits Flair with a swinging neck breaker and then a backdrop to the outside to stop all of Flair’s momentum. Shawn then heads up to the top rope and hits a moonsault on Flair to the outside. Looks like he hit the floor more than he did Flair so that couldn’t have felt good. They both get back in the ring and exchange vicious sounding chops until Shawn gets the upper hand with his flying forearm. Shawn nips up and Flair gets up as well and Shawn hits him with back to back atomic drops.

Shawn hits a body slam and then goes to the top rope and hits his big elbow. Shawn goes for Sweet Chin Music but he couldn’t pull the trigger and Flair takes advantage by doing a leg take down and puts Shawn into the Figure Four Leg Lock. Both guys get up and exchange chops and then they go to the ground and Flair gets a cover but only gets 2 out of it. Both are back to their feet and Shawn gets whipped into the corner and he goes upside down and then Flair hits Shawn with the chop block.

Shawn goes for the enziguri but Flair ducks and he ends up getting Shawn in the Figure Four again. Shawn tries to get to the ropes but Flair drags him back to the middle of the ring. Flair continues to work the leg but when he turns around after posing to the crowd, he gets blasted with Sweet Chin Music. Shawn goes for the cover and gets a 2 1/2. Shawn is tuning up the band but Flair is to slow to get it up and it makes Shawn frustrated so he goes over to pick up Flair and Flair hits him with a low blow for a 2 count. Shawn then gets Flair into an inverted figure four but Flair drags himself to the corner and pulls off the padding to distract the ref so he can poke the eye of Shawn to break up the hold.

Both guys are on their knees and they exchange chops to play the boo cheer game with the crowd. They get to their feet and Flair is laying in the chops but Shawn has enough and hits Flair with Sweet Chin Music again. Shawn then gets up and tunes up the band. Before going in for the kill he says “I’m sorry and I love you” before delivering the knock out shot and getting the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Shawn Michaels!!!

After the match Shawn lays on the ground and embraces with Flair. He then gives him a kiss on the forehead. Shawn quickly exits the ring and doesn’t really celebrate anything. For once, Shawn is giving the spotlight and the moment to someone else. Flair gets up and acknowledges the crowd with tears in his eyes. He then goes outside and embraces his family as they are all crying. We have David, Reid, and Charlotte as well as a few others. Just a great moment.

Recap:
What a match. The emotional rollercoaster these two put everyone through was just amazing. Everyone knew Flair was losing but they made you think he wasn’t and thats what greats do. Flair put on one hell of a last performance and had nothing to be ashamed of. He went toe to toe with Michaels and outside of a few things he looked excellent. Obviously he wasn’t the 1980’s Flair but he was pretty damn good. Like I stated earlier, it is a shame he went on to TNA and had meaningless matches for 500 people when this should had been his swan song and his farewell moment. It sucks he ruined. Anyways, an excellent match, a great moment, and a wonderful Wrestlemania moment. Great job to both guys.

Backstage Interview: Edge

Todd says a lot of history can happen here tonight. Edge says we have already seen history be made by one career ending. Edge says he is going to make a lot more history being made later on tonight. Edge says he wants to take us back to him being in the crowd at Wrestlemania 6. Edge says he was the biggest Hulkamaniac in Canada and that Hogan lost that night. He said that wasn’t the only thing that was lost that night because according to Edge, he lost his innocence. Edge says it has come full circle because people rely on the Undertaker to win at Wrestlemania.

Edge says everyone can count on the Deadman but that changes tonight because they all get slapped in the face with a cold hard dish of reality. Edge says there is a kid in that crowd that is relying on the Undertaker and assuming 16-0 is going to happen. Edge says tonight he is going to crush that kids soul and pluck his innocence from him when he defeats the Undertaker and he leaves Wrestlemania as the true phenom and World Heavyweight champion.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
I really have no clue what started this feud but this match was just used to get all of the divas on the card at the same time. I’m pretty sure Beth and Melina were on the side of not needing Playboy to get a spot on the card where Ashley and Maria took offense to that. Throw in Snoop Dogg and you have yourself a winner.

Match 6: Playboy Bunny Lumberjill Match: Beth Phoenix/Melina vs. Ashley/Maria

The bell rings and Beth immediately throws Ashley down with a pie face type gesture. Ashley gets up and starts throwing some elbows and then she gets Beth in a hurricanrana for a 1 count. Beth throws Ashley into the corner and Maria tags herself in. Maria kicks Beth in the butt right into Melina, who tags herself in. Maria throws Melina to the outside and the Lumberjills throw her back in right away. Maria hits a back splash in the corner and then a bronco buster on to Melina and she goes for the cover and gets a 2.

Ashley tags back in as Maria just drops Melina on the top turnbuckle. We get a tilt a whirl take down and a shitty looking clothesline. Ashley then hits a face buster in the corner that looked kind of cool but the execution was terrible. Ashley ends up getting tossed to the outside and they start beating up Ashley before she gets thrown back in.

Beth gets tagged back in and Melina ends up hitting a sling shot into Beth who gets Ashley into a bear hug. Melina gets tagged in and she gets on the shoulders of Beth who then turns around and Melina does a back flip off the shoulders of Beth on to Ashley for a 2 count. That was a pretty sweet looking move there.

Maria gets tagged back in and all of the lights in the building go out. You can’t see shit but they get some spotlights on and Maria drops Beth back first on her knee and then goes to the top with a cross body for a 2 count. Beth picks up Maria and gets her in a double arm chicken wing but when she goes to drop her face first Maria holds on and gets a bulldog on Beth. She gets a 2 count before Melina breaks it up. Melina is on the apron and Beth spears her off of it.

Ashley then gets on the apron and does a cross body to all the heel divas. Maria comes off the top rope with a bulldog on Beth and she goes for the pin but Santino pulls the leg of Maria. Lawler then leaves the commentary table and he goes over and floors Santino with a big time right hand. Beth attacks the distracted Maria and she ends up dropping her with the fisherman suplex for the 1-2-3. Your winners of the match by pinfall….Beth Phoenix & Melina!

After the match Santino is standing in the ring looking over Maria. Snoop ends up getting in the ring and he drops Santino with a big time clothesline. Snoop then helps out Maria and he gets a nice make out session out of it.

Recap:
This match was trash. Maria looked solid for the most part but Ashley was still terrible and could only do the same 2-3 moves that she did at Wrestlemania 23. Beth Phoenix and Melina were solid workers but they needed good opponents and these two were not it. The lights going out didn’t help anything when it comes to this match. Snoop looked completely bored during the match when they showed him as well. Nothing much to see here and it is definitely not worth checking out.

They show a highlight vide of the feud between Randy Orton, John Cena, and Triple H.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
They built this around Triple H having to miss Wrestlemania 23 as well as John Cena getting injured and possibly missing Wrestlemania 24. Cena ended up winning the Royal Rumble by last eliminating Triple H. Orton was on a rampage beating all comers. This was a really good build and one of the better lead ups to a title match going into Wrestlemania. I am not going to lie I was a little disappointed when John Cena came out at #30 and won the Rumble. By this point I was so tired of Cena so it would have been nice to go to Mania and not see him but then he showed up at the Rumble and the rest was history.

Match 7: Triple Threat WWE Title Match: Randy Orton (c) vs. Triple H vs. John Cena

We get some marching band and cheerleaders to help with John Cena’s entrance. I remember this live and I thought what the hell was going on. Then Cena showed up and I had no clue he even came out until he started running to the ring. The bell rings and this one starts with Orton nailing Triple H with the WWE title. Cena then takes control with a flying forearm and then a suplex on Orton. Triple H gets up and tosses Cena to the outside as this one is starting off fast and furious.

They head to the outside as Orton and Triple H brawl on the ECW announce table. We get back in the ring and Triple H gets a sleeper hold on Orton and then Cena comes in and picks up both guys but Hunter slides down and then kicks Cena in the nuts. Orton has the control early and he is putting the boots to Cena and Triple H. Orton hits a high knee on Cena and goes for the cover and gets a 2. He does the same to Hunter and again he gets a 2 count. Orton heads to the top but Cena stops him and climbs up for a superplex but Triple H gets under Cena and puts him on his shoulders and then Orton comes off with a cross body on Cena. However, Cena rolls through and puts Orton his shoulders and goes for the F-U but Orton slides out of that.

Cena rolls to the apron on the outside and Orton is about to go for DDT but Triple H gets up. However, Orton gets him and he hits both of them with a DDT. Orton tries to cover Cena and gets a 2 and then he turns around and tries to pin Hunter and gets a 2 as well. Orton goes for the RKO on Cena but Cena blocks it and throws Orton on top of Triple H.

Cena hits the Snap Back on Orton and then Cena goes to the top rope and hits a leg drop on top of a prone Orton. Orton rolls out of the ring and Cena starts chasing him but Orton slows down and ends up taking Cena and throwing him into the steel post. Hunter gets the upper hand on Orton as he starts to work over the leg of Orton. Triple H is walking around and when he turns around Orton drops him with an RKO. Orton gets up to his feet and Cena gets the STFU on to Orton right in the middle of the ring. Orton is reaching for the rope when Triple H gets up and drags him over to help him break the hold.

Hunter then goes back to the Indian death lock. Its amazing Hunter is doing what he did against Booker T at Wrestlemania 19. He did the Indian death lock and the same knee to the knee move in the corner. Anyways, Cena whips Hunter into the corner and he goes flying over the top rope. Cena then puts Orton in the STFU again. Triple H comes in and he grabs the arms of Cena and gets him in the crossface. Cena ends up getting to the ropes to break it up. Cena and Triple H exchange right hands as the crowd does the boo cheer gimmick again.

We get the three moves of doom from Cena and then the five knuckle shuffle as the crowd starts booing the hell out of him. Cena then picks up Triple H for the F-U but Hunter slides out of it and goes for the Pedigree but Cena reverses that into the STFU but Triple H kicks him off. Triple H then hits the knee to the face spine buster combo. Orton gets up to the apron and Hunter drops him with a chop block. Triple H blocks the F-U again but this time he nails the Pedigree on Cena and he goes for the cover but Orton comes out of no where and blasts Triple H with the punt to the face as he falls down on to Cena and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall and still WWE Champion….Randy Orton!!!

Recap:
This was a solid match here as well. The action never really stopped and they had a lot of sweet combinations and sequences throughout. The last 3-4 minutes was really good with all of them going for their finishers but getting countered. The ending was unexpected and surprising but it was pretty damn awesome. I wasn’t expecting Orton to win this one but when he nailed that punt and got the win I was pretty happy. I remember my cousin wanting Triple H to win really bad and when Orton came in with that punt at the end and getting the win he was pissed off. Me and my brother in law just looked at him and laughed and this pissed him off even more. Anyways, a solid match with a damn good finish and an unexpected winner. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This one started when Big Show came back at No Way Out in Vegas. He was talking shit to Floyd who ends up getting in the ring and laying in the left right combo that legit broke the nose of the Big Show. This started the feud that would lead to the biggest match on this card. This is the classic boxer vs. wrestler and big guy vs. little guy. The promotion leading up to this match was great and it really got you excited for this one. You can’t expect much because they were going to do nothing that would risk Floyd getting injured but it should still be a decent match.

Match 8: No Disqualification Match: Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Big Show

The bell rings and Floyd is just trying to stay away from the Big Show. Big Show tries to get Floyd in the corner but Floyd moves out of the way and starts laying in the left/right combo on the midsection of Big Show while Big Show is swinging and missing. Floyd continues to use his speed and nail Big Show with some rights and lefts. Floyd then gets in the corner and gets help from one of his handlers and he gets a drink of water. Big Show then gets pissed off and destroys this Mayweather body guard.

Big Show tosses the guy into the ring, rips his shirt off, and lights up his chest with a huge chop. Floyd goes for a right and this time Big Show catches him. Show puts Floyd’s hand on the ground and Big Show goes to stomp on it but Floyd gets out of the way. Floyd tries to run away again and this time Big Show grabs him by the throat and elevates him to the top rope. Floyd nails Show and he releases the choke. Floyd then jumps on the back of Big Show and gets him in a sleeper hold that Big Show can’t get out of.

Big Show breaks out of the sleeper and grabs the arm of Floyd and this time he holds it down as he stomps on the wrist of Floyd. Big Show gets Floyd in the corner and he blasts him with a massive chop. Big Show then stands on the back of Floyd. Big Show backs away and then comes back and does it again. Floyd nails Big Show with a few kicks and goes in for a right hand but Big Show catches him and drops him with a side slam. Big show is having a good time with this one. Big Show then drops a leg drop on to the arm of Floyd.

Big Show then walks across the chest of Floyd. Big Show drops Floyd with a head butt and then drops an elbow to Floyd. He was going for another one but the Mayweather team pulls Floyd out of the ring and they say they are out. Big Show leaves the ring and heads out after him. He destroys Mayweather’s people on his way to Floyd. Big Show finally gets Floyd back into the ring and he goes for the Chokeslam but another handler comes in but he gets dropped. Another Mayweather guy comes in and nails the Big Show with a chair but that guy gets dropped with a steel chair.

Mayweather then takes the chair and nails Big Show in the chest and then in the back with the chair. He was going for a head shot but Big Show grabs him by the throat but Floyd hits a low blow on Big Show. Floyd then nails big show 3 times in the head with the chair. Floyd then takes off his glove and grabs the brass knuckles off the chain of one of his guys. He lays in the right hand to the Big Show and knocks him out. Your winner by way of knockout….Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather!!!

Recap:
Like most celebrity matches, there is only so much you can do. They were going to do nothing that would risk Floyd getting injured during this match. If you didn’t notice, the majority of the big spots were taken by Floyd’s team of guys. Floyd took some bumps but he didn’t do much of anything and he didn’t take much of anything. Again the risk of injury is far to great so they weren’t going to do anything stupid. Big Show is a pro’s pro so Floyd was in good hands. The match itself wasn’t bad and Floyd is such a natural heel that the fans loved seeing him get his ass kicked so it didn’t really matter what happened. For what this match was it was pretty damn good and fun to watch every now and then.

We get another we wish you were here vignette, this time featuring Batista.

Kim Kardashian announces the attendance for Wrestlemania.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Edge and the Undertaker.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
The feud started when Edge cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on beaten down Undertaker. Edge also cost Undertaker his match against Batista at Survivor Series. Taker wants his revenge and his belt back while Edge wants to end the streak of the Undertaker. A lot at stake here in the main event of Wrestlemania.

Match 9: WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker

This one starts with Taker cutting his throat but Edge is having none of it and he shoves the Undertaker. Taker quickly gets the upper hand and clotheslines Edge over the top rope and to the outside. Edge gets back in the ring and he goes after Taker before he could get in but Taker drops him across the top rope. We get some back and forth action until Taker hits his flying clothesline for a 2 count. Taker starts to work the arm of Edge with shoulder blocks into the arm. Taker then goes up to the top rope and goes for Old School but Edge pulls him down but Taker still holds on and hits Edge with an arm drag.

Taker hits a running knee to the face in the corner on to Edge but aTaker goes flying over the top rope and to the outside. Taker gets on the apron trying to get back in but Edge nails him with a spear that sends Taker into the barricade. Edge hits a baseball slide to Taker that sends him into the barricade again. Edge then starts to work the lower back by driving Taker back first into the apron.

Edge continues to work the lower back of Taker and you can see it’s working when Taker goes for a body slam but he can’t get Edge up. Edge drops Taker with a nice drop kick and then quickly goes to the outside and up to the top rope but Taker gets up and pushes Edge off and to the outside. It looks like Edge’s foot nearly got caught up and broke. That looked brutal. Undertaker then does his awesome suicide dive over the top rope to the outside on to Edge. Two awesome spots back to back.


Undertaker gets Edge back in the ring but drapes his head over the apron and he ends up hitting Edge with the jumping leg drop and he gets a 2 count out of it. Edge stops Takers momentum with a big boot. They then head to the outside and Edge hits Taker with a belly to back suplex and drops him lower back first on the barricade. Edge has a single leg crab and drives the other leg into the back of Taker. Taker rolls out of it and nearly gets a 3 count on Edge. Taker gets back to his feet and we get the cheer boo right hand gimmick again. By the end of this show this crap was played out.

Taker finally gets the upper hand and he lays in two big clotheslines in the corner, snake eyes in the corner, and he goes for the big boot but Edge ends up nailing Taker with a beautiful drop kick and he damn near gets a 3 count out of it. Edge counters the chokeslam temporarily but when Taker goes for it a second time Edge reverses it into his implant DDT for another 2 1/2 count.

Edge goes for the spear but Taker hits Edge with a knee to the face and then a big time choke slam for a 2 3/4 count. Taker gets up and goes for the Old School again and again Edge counters it by racking Taker on the top rope. Edge then climbs to the top rope and hits a big time super plex that leaves both guys laying. Edge starts laying in the right hands from the middle rope and Taker goes for Last Ride but Edge counters it and drops Taker with a neck breaker for another near fall.

Taker goes for Last Ride and this time he plants Edge with it. Taker goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count. Edge counters the Tombstone with a sit down slam and he gets another rear fall. Taker goes for Old School for the third time and this time he hits it. Taker goes for a running big boot but Edge moves out of the way and Taker lays out the ref. Edge talks shit to Taker and Taker ends up grabbing Edge by the throat and is about to choke slam him again but Edge kicks Taker in the nuts to stop that.

Edge heads to the outside and grabs a camera, similar to what he did at Survivor Series, and blasts Taker with it right in the face. Edge goes for the Tombstone on Taker but Taker falls back and ends up getting Edge in the Tombstone himself but there is no referee to make the count until Charles Robinson hauls ass to get into the ring. By this point Edge has enough time to kick out at 2. Hawkins and Ryder then come out and Taker disposes of both with a Chokeslam to one on top of the other. When Taker turns around Edge drops him with the spear and gets a 2 3/4 count.

What a match. Edge goes for another spear but Taker grabs the arm of Edge and gets him in the Hells Gate triangle choke. Edge is trying to get to the ropes but he can’t make it and ends up tapping out. Your winner by way of submission and new World Heavyweight Champion….The Undertaker!!!

Recap:
This was one hell of match and one of the best main events of all time if you ask me. These guys countered the shit out of each other the entire night. Edge did everything he could to get the win and it wasn’t enough but he did make you believe he was going to get the job done. Just a lot of great action, great sequences, and everything that was done had a purpose. Also, a lot of the things they did were things that were done that lead up to the match such as Hawkins/Ryder interfering, the camera, and things like that. Just an awesome job by both guys to put on a show like that. The finish was awesome as well. This was a great finish to a great show over all.

They show a highlight video of Wrestlemania 24.

Final Thoughts:
What to say about this show. The show started off with a nice little hardcore match between Finlay and JBL and it set the tone for the rest of the card. A lot of the matches on this card were really good and really entertaining. The Money in the Bank match was nothing but a brutal spot fest and was very well done. All of the spots were great and meant something and the finish was up in the air until the very end. I like the spot with Jericho hanging on the ladder while Punk got the briefcase. That was a pretty sweet looking spot.

The triple threat for the WWE Title was really good as well. Triple H went back to his Wrestlemania 19 playbook and worked the leg of Orton the same way he worked the leg of Booker T at 19. The punt at the end came out of no where and Orton getting the win was a pleasant surprise as well. The Floyd vs. Big Show match was executed perfectly if you ask me. Floyd didn’t get much offense in and Big Show was able to rag doll Floyd and a few of his henchmen in the process. Everybody loved seeing Floyd get his ass kicked so job well done there.

The retirement match between Ric Flair and Shawn was an emotional roller coaster that was very well done as well. Shawn really made it look like Flair was going to come out on top and thats what you want out of these matches. Even if you feel like you know what the outcome will be, it is always good to have that belief that the other guy may pull it out. Thats a kudos to Shawn because later on in his career he became the master of having you believe that he was going to pull it out or allow the opponent to feel like they are going to pull it out even though they aren’t. Great work all around and the production value on this match alone was just phenomenal.

The main event was the match of the night and one of the best main events that I have seen. Being their live adds a little to it but it was an excellent match and again you thought Taker had a great chance of losing. Like i stated before that really enhances a match and makes you get entrapped in the story and believe what you are seeing. Edge delivered on the biggest of stages so kudos to him. Undertaker was his awesome self per the usual and it really made for a great main event.

Theres some other matches on the card that weren’t as good but not bad either. The main event matches delivered and thats all you really go to these shows for. A lot of people say this show was better than Wrestlemania 23 and I can see where they are coming from but I feel like Wrestlemania 23 was better. I just prefer that card to this one but this card is no slouch. You have 2-3 matches that stand the test of time and if you can get that out of a 9 match card then you are doing something right.

So, there we have it. We have finally reached the conclusion of our trip down memory lane and we have finally reached the stop sign on our road to Wrestlemania. I hope you have enjoyed this long journey because I have enjoyed every minute of getting this reviews out to you guys. The reviews, the graphics, the screen caps, the gifs, and everything else that goes into these is all worth it to see the final product so I hope you enjoy and appreciate it as much as I do. I am going to take a short break from reviews then come back with something new and fresh that this site may have seen before or may not. Who knows but be on the look out for that. In the mean time, enjoy all these great Wrestlemania’s.

The Event Center: Wrestlemania 23 Review

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The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania 23

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Event Center. We are back again for another Wrestlemania on our Road to Wrestlemania tour here. So far we have made stops at Wrestlemania 2, Wrestlemania 7, Wrestlemania 19, and now we are heading to Detroit for a show that is 20 years in the making. Thats right we are heading back to Wrestlemania 23 to witness one of the better cards the WWE has produced. I went to this show live and it was my first ever Wrestlemania. I was in aww the entire time and can remember just looking around in amazement. There is nothing like being at a Wrestlemania live so if you ever get the chance definitely take advantage. Anyways, enough about the personal side of things so lets get this thing going.

Event Information:
Date: April 1st, 2007
Location: Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan
Attendance: 80,103
Main Event: WWE Title Match: John Cena (c) vs. Shawn Michaels

Show Opening:

The show opens up with an awesome video package where they show all of the big moments from the prior Wrestlemania’s. They then show a shot of the Silverdome and say that 20 years later the WWE returns all grown up. They then take it back to Wrestlemania 3 and show Vince McMahon welcoming everyone to Wrestlemania 3. They then head to Wrestlemania 23. They play the voice over from Wrestlemania 3 where Vince McMahon introduces Aretha Franklin to sing America the Beautiful.

We then head to another video package focusing on the wrestlers who will take part in Wrestlemania. They have little kids portraying the wrestlers and they are talking about how they dreamed of this day. Just an overall really great opening video. One of the better ones they had for a show. Really well done.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Most of these guys won qualifying matches to get entered into the Money in the Bank match. Theres side feuds going on but nothing major that one should focus on. Orton and Edge’s relationship is starting to fray a little bit so that is something to look forward to here Also, we have the Hardy Boyz in here so it would be interesting to see them go at it to prevent one another from winning the briefcase. Other than that you have a few mid card guys thrown in just to add more people. Thats about it here.

Match 1: Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Mr. Kennedy, CM Punk, Edge, Finlay, Jeff Hardy, King Booker, Randy Orton, & Matt Hardy

The match starts with all 8 guys just staring at the brief case in the ring. Then the brawl breaks out with all 8 guys. 6 of the guys are brawling and then Finlay goes off the top rope and does a splash on all of them. Edge then gets a ladder and quickly climbs up it but Matt Hardy stops him from getting the brief case. Orton and Finlay try the same thing but they just beat the hell out of each other. Now Jeff Hardy tries to get the briefcase but Kennedy tips the ladder over to stop it.

Booker then gets under the ring and he happens to pull out a step ladder but CM Punk ends up taking it from him and he starts hitting everyone with it. Edge steals the step ladder from Punk and throws it at him and he gets busted open from it. Edge then takes a big ladder and sets it up on the apron and the guard rail. I think that will come in to play at some point. Booker T then takes out 4-5 guys with a spine buster and then he does the spin-a-roonie. The Hardyz then work together against Edge. They setup a ladder on the side and then one on top and then Jeff goes to the top rope and he goes for the same move that injured Mercury but Finlay pushes Jeff off the top rope to the outside. Edge then suplexes Matt on to the ladder setup that he and Jeff had.

Kennedy goes for the Kenton to Matt Hardy on the ladder but Matt moved out of the way and Kennedy smokes his head on the ladder. Jeff then hits Kennedy with the Swanton Bomb. Matt and JeFf go up for the briefcase but they end up fighting each other over it until Finlay tips the ladder over. Edge gets back in the ring and he drops everyone with a spear until he goes after Punk but Punk jumps out of the way and Edge goes crashing into the corner. Punk puts the ladder on his head and is taking everyone out with it until Edge drops him with a spear and it sends the ladder into Finlay and Orton and he takes out all three guys. That was a pretty sweet spot there.

Edge then gets out a huge ass ladder and heads up for the briefcase but Orton ends up stopping him from getting there by tipping the ladder over and Edge goes crashing to the floor on the outside. Matt ends up setting Edge up on the ladder that was draped across the barricade and apron. Jeff then sets up the giant ladder and climbs up to the top and ends up jumping on to Edge as they both go crashing to the mat. What a dangerous ass spot and I remember the crowd jumping up and it getting as loud as possible at this point and then it just got quiet because they had no idea what was going on with these two. Just a really cool moment here.

The stretchers end up coming out and sends Edge and Jeff both out on stretchers. Back to the action as Orton starts dropping everyone with RKO’s. Orton sets up a ladder but Punk ends up hitting him with a ladder of his own in the back. Punk then sets up the second ladder as he and Orton brawl on the ladders. Orton then takes Punk and drops him with an RKO off of the ladders. That was pretty damn awesome there.

Booker and Orton then end up on the ladders and Booker T ends up dropping Orton with a Book End off of the ladders. Booker and Matt brawl on the ladder until Sharmell comes in and interferes. Matt threatens to drop Sharmell with the Twist of Fate so Booker jumps down to save his Queen. Matt then drops Booker with the Twist of Fate. Matt then climbs up the ladder but Finlay comes in and dumps the ladder backwards and Matt smacks his head on the ground. This match is just brutal. Finlay then picks up Matt and drops him with the Celtic Cross on to the ladder.

Finlay struggles to climb up the ladder so Hornswoggle shows up and starts to climb up the ladder for him until Kennedy climbs up the ladder next to Hornswoggle. Kennedy then hits the Plunge on Hornswoggle off of the ladder. Everyone else is laid out so Punk gets a ladder and tries to get the briefcase until Kennedy meets him at the top. They brawl on the top of the ladder until Punk pushes Kennedy off of the ladder. Kennedy then picks up a ladder and blasts Punk with it. Kennedy then climbs up the ladder and retrieves the briefcase. Your winner and the Money in the Bank….Mr. Kennedy!!!!

Recap:
This match was a glorified train wreck with spot after spot after spot and it was all awesome. I miss having Money in the Bank on Wrestlemania because it sets the tone and gets people into the show early on. After having something like this you can have a 2-3 match cool down and the crowd would be fine. Now you just have match after match and it drags forever. Anyways, the spots in this one were awesome and were spaced out enough to where it didn’t become overwhelming. I like how they didn’t really do a whole lot with the ladders but instead focused on each other’s finishing moves and really hammering them home. I thought that was a nice touch considering the Edge and Jeff Hardy spot was really the only ladder spot you needed. This was a great way to get the crowd hyped and to kick off a Mania and is one of the better matches on the card that is definitely worth watching.

They show footage of the world premier of the Condemned.

Backstage Interview: Mr. Kennedy

Kennedy cuts Todd off and says blah blah blah blah. Kennedy said he would like to first and foremost congratulate himself on becoming Mr. Money in the Bank. Kennedy said he wants to send a message to anyone who has a belt in the back because he is coming for them anytime, anyplace. Kennedy says he realizes that nice guys always finish dead last so thank God he is not a nice guy. Thank God he is Mr. Kennedy and thank God he is Mr. Money in the bank……bank!

They show the Batista all grown up video.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match was thrown together to get a monster vs. monster match based off of Hogan vs. Andre from Wrestlemania 3. They couldn’t have picked a worse opponent for Kane than Khali. This has shit fest written all over it.

Match 2: The Great Khali vs. Kane

We get a tie up to start this one but Khali quickly uses his power and throws Kane to the ground. Kane goes for an irish whip but Khali just tosses him to the outside like it’s nothing. Kane hits the ropes again but again Khali drops Kane with a clothesline. Khali then body slams Kane and goes for the nerve hold and we are only 2 minutes in. Khali works Kane over in the corner until Kane moves out of the way of a punch and he starts to lay in the lefts and rights in the corner.

Kane heads up to the top rope and hits the clothesline on Khali but Khali just staggers around until Kane gets back up and kicks Khali into the ropes and he gets tied up in them. Kane just lays in the right hands until the ref makes him break it. Kane heads to the outside and grabs a hook and chain from See No Evil but Khali quickly stops Kane from using it by laying in some right hands. They then exchange shitty rights and just slug it out until Khali hits the chop on Kane to drop him. Kane hits a low blow on Khali with the chain and then ends up body slamming Khali but he only gets a 2 count.

Kane ends up going for the chokeslam but Khali goes for the chokeslam as well until Kane breaks free. However, Khali ends up picking up Kane and drops him with a double handed chokeslam. Khali then puts one boot on Kane and pins him for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Great Khali!

After the match Khali takes the chain and chokes Kane out with it.

Recap:
This was the complete shit and it totally killed the crowd. I have no idea how in the hell this match got on the card but here we are. Khali couldn’t even bend down to pin Kane and they allow him to pin him with 1 foot. How in the world did this guy last as long as he did. This is a 5 minute piss break and worth skipping all together.

They show the WWE Divas all grown up video.

Backstage Segment: Cryme Tyme & Eugene

Shad says that he knows Eugene is upset with what Stephanie McMahon did to him. JTG says that Eugene still looks like a player. Shad tells Eugene that they still have love for Eugene so they got something setup for him. They then turn off the lights as Kelly Kelly, Layla, and Brooke are dancing for Eugene. Eugene then flips out because Moolah and Mae show up. Slick then shows up out of no where and starts dancing with them. Dusty Rhodes says that they can’t have a dance party without the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. He then starts dancing as Slaughter, Jimmy Hart, IRS, and Gerald Brisco show up and they all start dancing. Then Ricky Steamboat shows up and starts dancing with them. Finally, Ron Simmons shows up and does his damn gimmick as this shit segment is finally over.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
MVP signed the “largest” contract in sports entertainment history so essentially he’s the main man on the show. He is getting thrown to the wolves leading up to this point and thats what has led him to a match with Chris Benoit. It’s the grizzled veteran vs. the young pup and it’s time for MVP to be taught a lesson. Thats how they booked this one so it should be somewhat decent.

Match 3: WWE United States Title Match: Chris Benoit (c) vs. M.V.P.

They start on the ground with some submission wrestling and mat based wrestling. MVP does a nice looking slide out until a leg lock and then into a head lock. Both guys exchange some blocks until MVP has enough and tosses Benoit out to the floor. Benoit gets back in and they roll through some blocked submission attempts and Benoit gets a little frustrated because MVP seems to be one step ahead. Both guys take turns getting control momentarily until they both get on the top rope. Benoit goes for a super plex but MVP blocks it and ends up grabbing the arm of Benoit and dropping it across the top rope as MVP falls to the ground on the outside.

MVP gets back in the ring and continues to work the arm of Benoit. MVP gets cocky and goes for a round house kick but Benoit ducks and ends up hitting the triple German suplexes on MVP. Benoit then heads to the top rope but MVP stops him and ends up hitting Benoit with a superplex of his own off the top rope but Benoit holds on and hooks the legs and damn near gets a 3 count. MVP quickly gets up and goes back to the arm.

MVP gets an arm bar submission move on Benoit but when Benoit breaks free he holds up on a kick attempt by MVP but when he charges in MVP hits the kick anyways. MVP then body slams Benoit and goes for his ballin’ elbow drop and gets a 2 count. MVP goes for a kick to the head in the corner but Benoit moves out of the way and goes for the three germans again but after the second one MVP blocks it and tries to get a German of his own but Benoit blocks it. MVP then hits the ropes and Benoit catches him with the triple germans again. Almost sounds like a broken record at this point. Benoit then goes to the top rope and hits the diving head-butt to MVP and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner of the match and still WWE United States Champion….Chris Benoit.

Recap:
I’ve said it time and time again that I have no interest or desire to watch or enjoy anything that Chris Benoit done. I can’t separate the man from the wrestler and I feel like no one should. Benoit’s whole career was based off the struggle of getting to the top and getting the respect he earned long ago. He was always on the short end of the stick until he finally broke through and got that title opportunity. So to take a person who had a career like that and then think about what he did it kind of ruins everything. You feel bad for him because he never got a fair shake and then you think about the son that he killed he never got a fair shake at life either. You can do the same for his wife and so on. So to separate one from the other is not possible and therefore I will never “watch” or enjoy anything this guy does or give an opinion on what he does for review purposes. His matches are what they are and if you enjoy watching them great but you won’t get that from me so if you are looking for something else then I aint your guy for that. Rants over so lets move on.

They show the Undertakers all grown up video.

Backstage Segment: Donald Trump & The Boogeyman

They go backstage and Trump is on the phone talking shit on Vince McMahon. Trump says Vince hasn’t given him any food, drink, or sandwich. He also has Tara with him, former Miss USA, and he says she has gotten nothing as well. The lights then turn red and the Boogey Man’s music starts to play. Boogey Man comes up behind the couch and he starts singing Old McDonald with worms in his mouth. Trump no sells the shit out of the Boogey Man and he tells him if he is going to get him then he needs to get him some food and a drink because he is hungry. Then Lil Boogey Man pops up and Trump says who the hell are you as he walks off. That was classic and awesome.

They show highlights of the WWE Hall of Fame from the night prior.

They announce the attendance figure for the show at 80,103.

They then bring out the Hall of Fame Class 2007.

They show highlights of the feud between Batista and the Undertaker.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
The feud started after Undertaker won the Royal Rumble and chose Batista as his opponent. Undertaker then hit Batista with the chokeslam and this pissed Batista off. They then had a match at No Way Out where they were partners against Cena/Shawn. Towards the end of the match Batista ended up turning on Taker and dropping him with a spine buster. It’s title vs. streak at Wrestlemania and it should be one heck of a match.

Match 4: WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Batista (c) vs. Undertaker

The bell rings and Batista drops Taker with the spear right away and then lays in some right hands in the corner. Taker quickly turns it around and tosses Batista into the corner and lays in the rights. Batista then drops Taker with a clothesline as the crowd starts to boo Batista every time he does something. Batista then clotheslines Taker to the outside as they brawl on the outside. Batista whips Taker into the steps and he goes flipping over them. Taker gets back in the ring and Batista heads to the top rope and he hits a shoulder block on to Taker for a 2 count.

Batista keeps control of the match with clotheslines, body slams, and kicks before Taker blocks a boot and lays in some piston rights and lefts and an uppercut. Both guys then exchange rights as the fans cheer and boo each guy respectfully. Taker then hits two big clotheslines in the corner and then he hits Batista with snake eyes and a big boot. Taker drops a leg drop and goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Taker then grabs the arm and heads up top for Old School. Taker then goes for a chokeslam but Batista powers out of it. Taker then hits a terrible looking flying clothesline that Batista was out of position for but Taker goes for the pin anyways and gets a 2 count.

Taker lays in a few right hands that eventually send Batista out to the floor. Taker then hits a few elbows with Batista’s head draped off the apron. Taker then drops a big time leg drop that sends Batista back to the floor. Taker then goes inside and goes for a big time suicide dive over the top rope right onto Batista. What an awesome looking move. Great stuff from the Undertaker.

They continue to brawl outside the ring and then finally Batista gets a little bit of the upper hand by reversing an irish whip and sending Undertaker into a shit ton of chairs at the time keepers table. Batista then clears one announce table and then beats up the Undertaker on another one. Batista then picks up the Undertaker and hits him with a running power slam through the other announce table. That was awesome as well.

Batista picks up Taker and puts him back in the ring and goes for the cover only to get a 2 1/2 count. Batista gets frustrated and just lays in a bunch of lefts and rights before getting another 2 count. Batista goes for the Batista Bomb but Taker drives him into the corner and starts laying in the elbows to Batista. Batista reverses an irish whip into a belly to belly suplex for a 2 3/4 count. Batista is laying in the rights and lefts in the corner until Undertaker catches him and drops him with the Last Ride for a 2 1/2 count before Batista kicks out.

Batista drops Taker with the spine buster and then starts shaking the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior. Batista then goes for a whip but Taker ducks under and then hits Batista with the chokeslam for another 2 count. Taker ends up calling for the Tombstone. Batista slips down the back of Taker and ends up hitting a spear on him and then the Batista Bomb. Batista goes for the cover and gets a 2 1/2 count. Batista is shocked that Taker kicked out so he ends up picking him up again for another one but Taker ends up backdropping Batista.

We head to the finish with going for a Tombstone but Taker slides down and pushes Batista into the corner and then gets Batista in the Tombstone himself and he goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….THE UNDERTAKER!!!!

Recap:
This was a really good match and being there live was awesome. You really felt like Batista had one of the better chances of ending the streak and so you were really on the edge of your seats throughout the entire match because you really thought Batista may win. Just a really good match and Taker delivered. Batista held his own as well and you can’t take anything away from him. Just a really good match and one of the best ones on the card.

They show the Bobby Lashley all grown up video.

Backstage Segment: Vince McMahon and Stephanie McMahon

Vince is shown looking at himself in the mirror and he says “what a sexy son of a bitch.” Stephanie then walks in with a baby stroller and Vince starts talking to his granddaughter. Vince says he is going to beat up Donald Trump just for her and he is going to bash his head in. Vince says he is going to give Trump a skull fracture and then he is going to bloody him up big time. He also says he is going to pull his hair out by the roots. Vince then starts smelling around and he asks Stephanie if she smells what he smells and then he says “She just dropped a Trump.”

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This was your typical feud between the old guard vs. the new breed. The New Breed wanted the Originals to step away and give them the spotlight they deserve but the originals aren’t quite ready to give up that spot yet. Basic writing here but it was affective.

Match 5: 8-Man Tag Team Match: Rob Van Dam/Tommy Dreamer/Sabu/Sandman vs. Elijah Burke/Kevin Thorn/Marcus Cor Von/Matt Striker

This one starts off with Sabu doing his finger point but Striker nails him with a right hand. Sabu then starts using all of his high flying moves with spring board clotheslines and leg drops. Sabu tags in the Sandman and he comes in by dropping a leg drop on to Striker off the top rope. Burke gets tagged in and so does Dreamer. We get a double team elbow drop before Sandman leaves the ring.

Ariel distracts the ref so Cor Von can cheat to get the upper hand. Cor Von gets tagged in and he lays in some boots and suplexes to Dreamer. Burke and Cor Von hit Dreamer with a double back body drop and then Burke lays in a double knee drop in the corner and he gets a 2 count. Thorn comes in and he works the lower back of Dreamer and then drops him with a sit down power bomb for a 2 count. Cor Von gets tagged back in and he drops Dreamer with a float over suplex for a 2 count.

Burke gets tagged in and they try to double team Dreamer but Dreamer drops Burke and Cor Von with a neck breaker reverse DDT combo. Dreamer finally tags in RVD as well as Striker. He comes in and lays out Striker with a spinning wheel kick and then takes care of the others in the New Breed. He heads up for the 5-Star Frog Splash but Thorn comes in and and gets nailed with a single leg drop kick. Striker gets hit with a monkey flip and then Rolling Thunder before Cor Von tosses RVD to the outside.

Sabu goes flying with a front flip over the top rope onto Cor Von. Dreamer drops Striker with a DDT and then Burke kicks out Dreamer. Sandman then takes care of Burke and that leaves Striker alone in the ring for Rob Van Dam to nail him with the 5-Star Frog Splash for the 1-2-3. Your winners of the match by way of pinfall….the ECW Originals!

Recap:
This match was just kind of there. Coming off the high of Undertaker vs. Batista was going to be tough for anyone but sending out the crowd favorites from ECW definitely helped. I remember about an hour after this match was over some drunk idiot in the crowd said “damn I missed the ECW match?” Thats a pretty good summation on how good this match was and how memorable it is. It was nothing special as each of the Originals got their spots in and then it went to the finish. It was nothing terrible but it was nothing special either.

They show the Stone Cold Steve Austin all grown up video.

They announce that Wrestlemania will be heading to Orlando for Wrestlemania 24….best part about it is so was I!

They show a highlight video of the feud between Vince McMahon and Donald Trump and what has led to Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match was built on Donald Trump always upstaging Vince McMahon including on Vince McMahon appreciation night. Trump showed up on the screen and said he wanted to give everyone what they all want and that is money. Money poured down in the arena. Vince then picked Umaga to go to battle for him while Trump picked Bobby Lashley. They then got the special referee of Stone Cold Steve Austin to really up the stakes on this one. This match had absolutely everything and was built up perfectly. The people were interested and that is why it is the second highest PPVs sold for Wrestlemania. You had the billionaires, two young up and coming superstars, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Nothing more you could ask for.

Match 6: Battle of the Billionaires: Umaga (w/ Vince McMahon) vs. Bobby Lashley (w/ Donald Trump)

Both guys charge at each other to start this one off. They then exchange lefts and rights with each other until Lashley gets Umaga in the corner and nails him with a clothesline. Austin pulls Lashley off of Umaga in the corner and then Umaga nails Lashley with a big boot. Umaga goes for a splash in the corner but Lashley moves and Umaga goes crashing into the post. Lashley then comes off the top with a shoulder block for a 2 count because Armando puts Umaga’s foot on the rope. Lashley then picks up Armando and gets him in the ring and hits him with a power slam and then throws him over the top rope and sends him packing. Umaga tries to attack Lashley from behind but he falls down and Umaga goes flipping over the top rope and lands right on his back on the floor. That looked brutal.

Lashley was going for a spear in the ring and Umaga just side steps him and Lashley goes crashing through the ropes to the floor. Umaga gets him back into the ring and drops a big time splash on Lashley for a 2 count. Umaga starts choking out Lashley until Austin slaps him in the back because Umaga won’t break the hold. Umaga and Austin stare each other down but again Umaga goes back to the choke. Austin counts to 5 and Umaga doesn’t break so Austin grabs Umaga by the hair and they stare down again.

Umaga continues to work over Lashley with a big time clothesline and then a couple of butt drops by jumping off the middle rope. Vince is on the outside taunting Trump saying it’s about that time to where Trump is going to get his head shaved. Anyways, Lashley charges at Umaga and he ends up getting caught with a Samoan drop. The crowd is booing Lashley here. Lashley goes for a body slam on Umaga but he can’t get him up and Umaga lands on top of him for a 2 count. Vince ends up on the apron talking shit to Vince and Lashley ends up hitting the ropes and Vince goes flying off the apron to the floor.

Umaga heads to the top but Lashley catches him and body slams him off the top rope. Lashley then hits a big time clothesline that turns Umaga inside out. Austin starts counting both guys out and he gets to 9 and then just walks around the ring and tells them to get their asses up and refuses to count the 10. Shane comes out and checks on Vince and helps him get back to his feet. Umaga rams right hands to Lashley in the corner and again Austin pulls Umaga off of Lashley until Shane gets in the ring and stops Austin and when Austin turns around Umaga nails Austin with the Samoan Spike and sends him packing to the outside.

Shane then gets in the ring and lays in the left and right hands to Lashley. Umaga and Shane then both work over Umaga in the corner as Umaga hits the butt drop in the corner to Lashley. Lashley is laid out in the corner and the put the trash can on Lashley as Shane gets set up for coast to coast. Shane nails Lashley with the coast to coast. Shane then takes off his jacket and shirt and reveals a referee shirt. Umaga heads to the top rope and nails Lashley with a big time splash and he gets a 2 before Austin gets up and beats the brakes off of Shane McMahon and throws him into the steel steps.

Austin gets back in the ring and Umaga drops him with a chop to the throat again. Trump then comes over to McMahon, who is cussing out Austin, and he drops him with a clothesline. Trump then lays in a couple of right hands before he let him go. In the ring, Austin ducks the Samoan Spike and drops Umaga with the Stone Cold Stunner. Lashley then follows that up with a big time spear and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner of the match….Bobby Lashley!!!

After the match McMahon tries to get out of the way but Austin goes out after him and throws him into the ring. Shane gets in the ring to help Vince but Austin drops him with the Lou Thesz press, elbow drop, and a Stone Cold Stunner. Vince again tries to crawl his way out of the building but Lashley goes out after him and catches him and takes him back to the ring. When he gets into the ring Austin drops him with a Stone Cold Stunner. They finally strap Vince into the barber chair as Trump, Austin, and Lashley take turns cutting the hair of Vince McMahon.

After they get done cutting the hair of Vince McMahon Austin starts to celebrate with the beer and then he ends up dropping Donald Trump with the worst Stone Cold Stunner of all time. That was brutal.

Recap:
This was a solid match but it was all about the story and the billionaires involved and they delivered. The crowd was pretty much loving every minute of their interaction and Trump did pretty damn good. He was a natural out there and he played his part well. Austin being involved was the icing on the cake and really makes the match stand out. It wasn’t a classic wrestling match by any means but for what it was it definitely got the job done. Kudos to everyone involved on this one.

They show the John Cena all grown up video.

They show highlights of the dark match. It was a tag team lumberjack match featuring Ric Flair/Carlito vs. Chavo Guerrero/Greg Helms

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match started when Ashley posed for Playboy and she ended up getting a title shot. Melina thought it was beneath her to pose for Playboy and she felt like the only reason Ashley got a shot is because she did pose. Throw in the lumberjills to get all of the women on the card and this is what you get.

Match 7: WWE Women’s Title Lumberjill Match: Melina (c) vs. Ashley

This one starts with Ashley throwing Melina face first into the mat and then getting on top of her and throwing the right hands. Melina tries to roll outside and get a breather but the Lumberjills throw her right back into the ring. Ashley charges at Melina but Melina ends up throwing her into the ropes. Ashley then gets in the corner and Melina chokes her out with her foot before Ashley turns it around and she slaps Melina around before choking her out with the boot.

Melina then gets Ashley in a giant swing for a 2 count. Melina then gets a modified surfboard type move on Ashley and then she kicks her off and drives her face into the mat. Ashley ends up hitting Melina with a head scissors take down and then whipping her in the corner to do a monkey flip. Ashley goes for an elbow off the second rope but Melina moves out of the way and then Melina goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Ashley ends up rolling up Melina for a 2 but Melina rolls through it and gets Ashley in a roll up with a bridge and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner of the match and still WWE Women’s Champion….Melina!!!

After the match Ashley attacks Melina and kicks her out of the ring. The Lumberjills throw her back in the ring and then they all get in the ring and brawl it out. Melina sneaks out of the ring and gets out of the mess.

Recap:
This match was the complete shits and the crowd was completely dead for it. This was the worst possible position for a match like this because the crowd just got done with Vince vs. Trump and then the main event is next so they couldn’t care less about this one. Ashley had no business being in the ring because she was sloppy as hell and just couldn’t work. She was all looks and not much else. Melina was decent if she had a good opponent but she was no where good enough to get something good out of Ashley. Only bright side to this one is it was only 4 minutes long.

They show the Shawn Michaels all grown up video.

They show a highlight video on the feud between John Cena and Shawn Michaels.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
The initial plan for this one was John Cena vs. Triple H but Triple H got injured so they had to make a few changes and we ended up with Shawn Michaels in the spot. I was pretty pumped when this match got announced because even though I am not a huge Shawn Michaels fan I always did want to see him main event Wrestlemania live and I did. The feud was built around Shawn saying he is different and how he has turned on all of his friends and his tag partners but Cena was different. However, on the last Raw before Mania John and Shawn teamed up against Undertaker/Batista and when Shawn had a chance to win he ended up hitting Cena with Sweet Chin Music to put a little heat on this match. This should be great and I can’t wait to see it again.

Match 8: WWE Championship Match: John Cena (c) vs. Shawn Michaels

John Cena has a pretty sweet entrance where he crashes through some glass in a bad ass looking Ford Mustang. I actually seen this car pull up in the morning and thought it looked awesome. Shawn calls for John to meet in the middle of the ring and he ends up offering him a shake of the hand. Cena declines so Shawn slaps him in the face and then starts laying in the right hands until John falls down and Shawn tells him to suck it. We get your basic headlocks and whatnot to start this one as well as Shawn using his speed to dodge punches only to land a couple of right hands of his own on Cena. We get an extended head lock as Shawn continues to keep control of the match and keeping Cena off balance.

The speed finally picks up as Shawn runs the ropes but he eventually gets dropped with a big time clothesline by Cena. Shawn cowers down in the corner as Cena just stares him down. We get some more back and forth action as Shawn is on the outside of the ring on the apron while Cena is still in the ring. Shawn then picks up Cena and just hip tosses him over the rope to the outside. Shawn hits the kick to the back of the head and then hits a spring board moonsault on to the announce table. That was just beautiful.

They get back in the ring and Shawn continues the fury with chops and punches and then he whips Cena into the corner and comes charging in. Cena gets the boot up but Shawn catches it and then lays in a forearm to the knee. Shawn then works over the knee of Cena by ramming it into the steel post. Shawn continues to work the leg as well as continuing the chops. Both guys go back and forth with chops and punches until Shawn gets blasted with a big right hand but Shawn gets up and drives his shoulder into the stomach of Cena to keep control of this one.

We go through the same sequence again but this time when Shawn delivers the shoulder block, Cena moves out of the way and and Shawn goes shoulder and face first into the post. This causes Shawn to get busted wide open. Shawn is a little unsteady but Cena takes advantage with a big time clothesline and then some clubbing right hands on Shawn. Cena does his shoulder blocks, sit down side power bomb, and then a 5 Knuckle Shuffle on to HBK. Cena goes for the F-U but Shawn slides down. Cena ends up whipping Shawn into the corner and he goes upside down in the corner. Cena then goes for a right hand but Shawn ducks and goes for Sweet Chin Music but Cena moves out of the way and Shawn takes out the ref with it.

Cena goes for the F-U again but Shawn counters out of it into a DDT and both guys are laid out. Shawn goes out and sets up the steel steps to where he took the top two steps off. Shawn then goes and gets Cena and he ends up dropping Cena with a spike pile driver on to the steel steps. The thud there was brutal sounding. This busted open the back of the head of Cena. Shawn gets Cena back in the ring and goes for the cover but he only gets a 2 count.

Cena reverses an irish whip but Shawn ends up hitting Shawn with a flying forearm. Shawn then nips up and heads to the top rope for his big elbow. Shawn then tunes up the band and he goes for Sweet Chin Music but Cena drops Shawn with a clothesline instead. Both guys get up and they exchange right hands as the crowd does the cheer, boo gimmick. Shawn hits the ropes but Cena catches him in the F-U but Shawn slides out of it into a rollup for another near fall.

Shawn goes for a leap frog on Cena but Cena catches him and turns it into the F-U and now both guys are laid out again. Cena finally gets over to Shawn and goes for the cover but only gets a 2 1/2 count. Shawn gets put on the top rope and Cena goes up with him and goes for the F-U off the top but Shawn breaks free and pushes Cena off of the ropes. Shawn then comes off the top rope with a cross body but Cena catches him, rolls through, and then throws him on the shoulders and goes for another F-U but Shawn lands on his feet and goes for Sweet Chin Music but Cena turns that into the STFU. They continue to brawl over the STFU until Shawn gets a roll up for a 2 count.

This is when the match really picked up live and everybody was on the edge of their seat. Shawn goes for the kick to the back of the head but Cena ducks and quickly gets Shawn in the STFU. Shawn reaches the ropes and the crowd erupts. The ref admonishes Cena for not letting go and when he turns around Shawn nails him with Sweet Chin Music but he only gets a 2 1/2 count. Both guys are laid out on the mat and the ref gets to 9 before both guys get to their feet but they are holding each other up.

Cena goes for the F-U again but Shawn slides down but Cena quickly hits Shawn with the drop toe hold and back to the STFU right in the middle of the ring. Shawn acts like he is going to tap but he holds off until Shawn can’t take it anymore and taps out. Your winner by way of submission and still WWE Champion….John Cena!!!

After the match is over Cena raises the belt in the air as the pyro goes off in the background. Shawn is heading towards the back but Cena sees him and he goes and turns him around. Shawn just walks away from him but Cena salutes Shawn then back to the ring we go for Cena to celebrate.

Recap:
What can you say about this one. The last 8-10 minutes of the match were phenomenal. I remember being on the edge of my seat and feeling like a little kid all over again and that was because of Shawn Michaels. We all knew going in that he didn’t have a chance to win the belt but by the time they got to the finishing sequence you really bought in that he was going to do it. It was an awesome feeling to be able to experience that live and to be honest I haven’t had that feeling since this show. It speaks volumes to how good Shawn Michaels is as a performer and I give him all the credit in the world. I am not a huge fan of the person but the performer is unquestionably one of the greatest to ever do it. This was the perfect main event to an overall excellent show.

They show a highlight video of Wrestlemania 23 as well as showing some footage from Wrestlemania 3 as well.

Final Thoughts:
So that wraps up another Wrestlemania edition of the Event Center. This is one of my favorite Wrestlemania’s as well due to the fact that I was there for the most part. Being a part of the show live is an experience that I encourage every wrestling fan to experience at least one. It is a spectacle and you are in awe of the place the entire night. I caught myself just looking around at all of the work they put into the design of the building to make it feel like a wrestling arena. Just a wonderful experience and memories that I will cherish forever.

Now to the card itself. The matches that were supposed to deliver did deliver. Batista and Undertaker was awesome because you really felt like Batista had a legit shot of winning. That always made the Undertaker matches feel special back when he had the undefeated streak. When you thought his opponent had chance really enhanced the match. Lashley and Umaga was very good as well and when you throw in Vince and Trump you can’t really go wrong. The haircut segment was awesome and it really came across great even all these years later.

The Money in the Bank match was just insane. One of the better aspects of this ladder match was the little use of the ladder. Yeah it was used but not like it was at Wrestlemania 24 or other ladder matches. It was a lot of ring based things and finishers by the opponents than going to spot after spot after spot. The one spot between Jeff and Edge was really all you needed for the match because it took your breath way seeing him do that. Also, nothing would top that spot so why even bother? Kennedy winning was a surprise but one that a lot of people got behind. Too bad injuries derailed his run.

The main event between Shawn Michaels and John Cena was just amazing live and after watching it again it was just as good the second time. I put a lot of that on Shawn because he really made you believe. He made me feel like a kid again just enjoying the show instead of over thinking all of it. I really felt like he had a legit shot of winning the title and it was just awesome to suspend belief and get into the moment. I give the majority of that credit to Shawn because he was the chaser and he was easy to get behind. Just a really really good match to end the show.

All in all this is, again, one of the better Wrestlemania’s out there and it is really one that is worth checking out for sure. There are 4-5 matches that are fun as hell to watch and ones that you can definitely enjoy over and over. I would give this one a high recommendation, stealing from my buddy Ian, and one I would recommend watching each year if you get the change.

So that does it for this Wrestlemania Event Center. This is #4 out of 5 that I have planned. The next one that we will go to will be Wrestlemania 24. This is another show that I attended live so there may be a little bit of a bias to it but thats okay. It’s my review and if you don’t like it then thats okay because we can all have our own opinions here. Anyways, look forward to that one real real soon and thank you again for reading this one. Until next time, stay safe and have a good one.

The Event Center: Wrestlemania 19 Review

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The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania XIX

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Event Center. So, since it is Wrestlemania season I figured we would do another one. We are going to head back to 2003 and check out Wrestlemania 19. I haven’t seen this show in a long time and after looking over the card and match time it looks like a really good show top to bottom. I remember getting the show live on pay per view and really enjoying pretty much all of it outside of a couple of things. It should be interesting to see what I think about it all these years later. So without further ado lets get this thing going.

Event Information:
Date:March 30th, 2003
Location: Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington
Attendance: 54,097
Main Event: WWE Championship Match: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

Sunday Night Heat Recap:
Before we get to the show opening just want to make a quick comment on what happened during Sunday Night Heat. They had a tag team title match between Chief Morley/Lance Storm vs. Kane/RVD where Morley and Storm retained the tag team titles after the Dudleys turned heel and helped Morley and Storm keep the tag titles. John Cena also came out and destroyed Fabulous and Jay-Z with a brilliant rap. Other than that it was just a bunch of hype so lets get to the main show.

Show Opening:

Show opens up with an awesome video package with all the main event guys talking about the importance of Wrestlemania. We hear from Angle, Austin, Taker, Brock, Booker, and others. They show highlights of past Mania’s as well such as Mania 1 and 3. Towards the end they discuss the importance of their individual matches as they continue to show highlights from past Mania’s. Pretty awesome opening there. One of the best. We get some Limp Bizkit music plus the pyro as we head into Safeco Field. What an excellent venue and it looks awesome setup as a wrestling arena. One of my favorite venues ever for a Wrestlemania and I am pumped they are going to more and more baseball fields for shows.

Jim Ross leads us in and he is pumped up. He lets us know that he is just as excited today as he was back in 1993 for Wrestlemania 9. Lawler points out Ross’s John Wayne cufflinks that he busts out every Mania. Ross sends it down ringside to Michael Cole and Tazz to kick this one off. And since I am watching the Network version and it appears they have cut out Ashanti signing America the Beautiful. Probably didn’t want to pay her for it. Anyways, Cole sends it up to the ring where we are starting off with the Smackdown Cruiserweight Championship.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud was based off the Cruiserweight Title, duh, and Matt trying to get under the 220 weight limit. Shannon Moore was helping Matt get under the weight limit so he could actually defend his title against Rey at Mania. Really not much else to this one but it should be a great opener because both of these guys can go at this point in their careers.

Match 1: WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Matt Hardy (c) vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

The Matt Hardy V1 graphics are awesome and I figured I would get that out of the way first. This match starts off hot with Matt trying to get the upper hand early but Rey is ready for all of it and he ends up nailing Matt with a beautiful cork screw plancha on to both Matt and Shannon Moore. Rey continues the quick pace with a leg scissor takedown off the middle rope and then a spinning wheel kick. Rey goes for a sunset flip power bomb off the apron but Matt holds on and Shannon ends up interfering and nailing Rey in the gut to prevent the move from happening.

Matt keeps control with some nice offense until he goes for a splash on the middle rope but Rey moves out of the way. We get some more back and forth action as Rey goes for some more high flying but Matt ends up blocking it into the Side Affect for a 2 count. Matt is doing a good job of staying one move ahead of Rey here. Matt goes for a shoulder block in the corner but Rey moves out and Matt smacks the post.

Rey then hits a springboard butt drop and some more highflying moves including a tornado DDT that leads to a near fall. Rey gets Matt in position for the 6-1-9 but Shannon trips Rey up and Matt nails Rey with the Twist of Fate for a 2 1/2 count. Matt is livid that Rey got out of that one. Matt puts Rey on the top rope and he goes for the Splash Mountain Bomb off the rope but Rey reverses it into a hurricanrana for a 2 count again. Shannon gets blasted by Matt and then Rey hits Matt with the 6-1-9. Rey goes for the West Coast Pop but Matt moves out of the way and then Rey ends up on the shoulders off Matt and he just drops down and gets the 1-2-3 ala Bret vs. Owen. Matt cheats by holding the bottom rope. Your winner and still WWE Cruiserweight Champion….Matt Hardy!!!

Recap:
This was a really good fast paced opener. It’s a shame it got roughly 6 minutes so they could have time for a shitty Limp Bizkit concert. Anyways, Matt and Rey worked awesome here and they did really well with the time they had. The ending was a little surprising but was good for me. Just a really good quick match that really got the crowd going early.

They head to the back where a limo pulls up and out steps the Miller Lite CatFight Girls. They get in an argument over Hogan/McMahon or Rock/Austin.

They show highlights of what happened to Nathan Jones during Sunday Night Heat. Big Show and A-Train left Jones laying in the bath room after Nunzio lured him in there.

We get the Limp Bizkit concert for the Undertaker entrance.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
The feud between Undertaker and Big Show started the Smackdown after No Mercy when the Big Show attacked the Undertaker after Undertaker gave props to Lesnar for their match they had at No Mercy. Undertaker then had a match with Big Show at No Way Out in which Taker won. After the match Big Show, with the help of A-Train, attacked the Undertaker. Nathan Jones came out and helped out the Undertaker and thats pretty much what led us to this match here at Wrestlemania.

Match 2: Undertaker vs. Big Show/A-Train

Limp Bizkit sings Rollin’ before Undertaker comes out for his match. The crowd is absolutely DEAD for Limp Bizkit and then they hear Undertaker’s bike and they go nuts for him. Pretty hilarious if you ask me. This one starts off fast as well with Big Show trying to attack Taker from behind but Taker is ready for it and Show goes flying over the top early. A-Train comes in and gets caught with a chokeslam right away and Taker nearly gets the win before Big Show pulls Taker out of the ring at 2 1/2.

Taker fends off both guys with the soup bowl rights and lefts as Big Show gets flustered and tags in A-Train. Taker bringing it at Mania with a leap frog, hip toss, and old school in succession. Taker gets caught up with Big Show and then gets dropped with the Derailer by A-Train. Show and Train work the chest and mid-section area of Taker with work on the outside and then the decapitator on the bottom rope.

Show goes for the choke slam but Taker gets out of it into a Fujiwara arm bar on Big Show. Taker then starts working the arm of A-Train until Big Show drops a big ass leg drop to regain control of the math. Show and Train take turns getting Taker in the abominable stretch because both are blown up and can’t do shit else. I feel for Taker having to be in this match at Mania, what garbage. Taker stops the momentum with a side suplex on A-Train but it’s not for long as Big Show nails Taker from the back and then a clothesline from A-Train for a 2 1/2.

Taker and A-Train exchange some lefts and rights and then Taker drops A-Train with the jumping DDT for a 2 1/2 count. Taker has finally had enough and decides to take out both guys with big clotheslines in the two corners. Taker hits the flying clothesline on Big Show and then gets dropped with the bicycle kick by A-Train. Big Show drops Taker with the chokeslam and then Nathan Jones comes out and drops Big Show with a big ass spinning wheel kick. Jones gets in the ring and drops the A-Train with a big boot and then Taker drops him with the Tombstone for the 1-2-3. Your winner and still undefeated at Wrestlemania….The Undertaker!

Recap:
This match was kind of shitty for the most part. Nathan Jones not being in it kind of sucked but Taker did his best to get something out of Show and A-Train here. Taker really looked good but his opponents just do nothing for me and never really did. Thank goodness WWE realized the importance of Taker’s undefeated streak and took advantage later on down the line but it’s a shame they didn’t do it here because a nice Taker match here would have been pretty nice.

They go to the back where the Miller Lite Catfight Girls meet up with Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson. They say Torrie looked great in Playboy and that Stacy is a marketing genius and one of the girls says she loves Testicles.

They show us what happened during the WWF Tag Team Title Match from Sunday Night Heat.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Trish and Victoria were feuding dating back to Survivor Series and continued that feud leading into Wrestlemania. Victoria was jealous of Trish’s good lucks and her being hand picked as the chosen one. They had a lot of brawls and hardcore type matches so they could add another dynamic to Trish’s character. Jazz returned a little before Mania and went after Trish, whom she got injured by 9 months prior, so she got thrown into the match. So here we are with the triple threat Women’s title match at Wrestlemania.

Match 3: WWE Women’s Title Triple Threat Match: Victoria (c) vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jazz

A theme here at Wrestlemania 19, these matches are starting fast and furious with Jazz dumping Victoria to the outside and quickly going after Trish. Jazz then gets a beautiful looking submission move on Trish before she breaks free and drops Victoria on the outside again. Trish gets back up and drops Jazz with a Thesz press and some right hands. Victoria pulls Trish off the apron and then throws Jazz to the outside until she throws Trish back in and then nails her with a front flip leg drop to the inside. That was a pretty sweet move there.

Jazz and Victoria then work together and work over Trish with a double shoulder breaker. Victoria and Jazz go at it and Victoria drops Jazz with a power slam for a 2 1/2 count. Jazz picks up Trish and drops her with a nice power slam move but Trish gets out at 2 1/2. Jazz then nails Victoria with a vicious open hand slap and then Trish rams their heads together. Trish then works over both of them until Victoria grabs her and Jazz goes for a spin kick but Trish moves out of the way and she drops Victoria.

We get a Chick Kick and then the hand stand head scissors by Trish. She then kicks Victoria to the outside and Jazz gets the half Boston Crab on Trish in the middle of the ring. Trish nearly gets to the rope but Jazz ends up turning it into the STF. Victoria distracts the ref and Richards comes in and throws Jazz to the outside. Jazz gets Trish in the standing chicken wing and then Victoria ends up going for the moonsault on Jazz but she misses.

Richards comes in with a chair and tries to hit Trish with it but he ends up hitting himself after it bounces off the rope. Trish hits Stratusfaction on Richards but Victoria goes for Widow’s Peak and Trish gets out of it and ends up dropping Victoria with the Chick Kick for the 1-2-3. Your winner and new WWF Women’s Champion….Trish Stratus!!!

Recap:
This was a solid women’s match right here. All three ladies looked pretty good and the mistakes were at a minimum. Jazz was really good here and controlled the majority of the match. All three women had their moments to shine and they all delivered. Not a overly great match but not a bad one either. Good stuff here.

Backstage Interview: The Rock

Coach asks the Rock how excited he is for Wrestlemania. Coach says there are 54,000 people but the Rock cuts him off and says the same people that booed him at Wrestlemania last year and the same people who booed the Rock who sang and gave a concert of a lifetime. The Rock says that he is a sellout because he has sold out this and every Wrestlemania he has been in. Rock says the people have hurt the People’s Champ and tonight he could care less about the people. Rock says he is here for one reason only and that is to fulfill his destiny of beating Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania.

Rock says this is the holy grail and the one thing the Rock has never done. He says it consumes him and he thinks about it all the time and this is everything to the Rock. Rock says the first two times they fought Austin got the win. Rock says the one thing he learned from Hollywood is that act 1 and act 2 don’t matter. Rock says the only thing that people remember is act 3 because it is the climax and the grand finale. Rock says it is the ending of the greatest rivalry this industry has ever seen.

Rock says that Steve Austin is going one on one with the jabroni beating, pie eating, not afraid to sweat not afraid to bleed, gonna beat that bald headed bastard guaran-damn-teed. Rock says then he would have done it all…..finally…..finally.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Team Angle won a #1 contenders match against Chris Benoit and Edge. Edge got injured at some point and ended up needing neck surgery so Benoit found himself a new partner in Rhyno. Team Angle ended up taking advantage of the match with Los Guerreros and won the tag team titles from them. Los Guerreros got their rematch and Benoit gets his shot at redemption in this 3 way dance for the tag team titles.

Match 4: WWE Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: Team Angle (c) vs. Los Guerreros vs. Chris Benoit/Rhyno

And the theme of the night continues with all 6 men in the ring going at it as soon as the bell rings. Match gets under control with Chavo and Charlie Haas starting off. Chavo starts off with a big back drop and a belly to back suplex and he follows that up with a big time drop kick as Haas tags in Benoit. Eddie gets tagged in and Chavo drops him with a belly to back suplex and Eddie hits Benoit with the tope into the ring.

Benoit and Eddie go at it until Benoit tags in Rhyno as they start slugging it out. Rhyno drops Eddie with a nice running power slam and gets the 2 1/2 count. Benjamin gets tagged in and Rhyno meets him right away with some right hands. The action is fast and furious with a lot of quick tags and nobody staying in longer than a minute or two. Benjamin tags in Haas as they hit a double drop kick on Rhyno and they get a 2 count before Chavo breaks up the pin.

Benoit gets tagged in and he comes in and lays in some brutal sounding chops to Haas and he follows those up with a snap suplex for a 2 count. We get some suplexes and near falls before Benoit tags Rhyno in again. Benjamin gets tagged back in by Haas and he comes in and slugs it out with Rhyno again. Rhyno hits a big time spear in the corner on Benjamin and he gets a 2 count out of it. Benjamin tags in Eddie and he squares off with Rhyno. Eddie hits a beautiful drop kick as he suckered Rhyno in for a test of strength. That was such an awesome looking drop kick.

Eddie gets driven into the corner as Benoit tags back in. He comes in and nails Eddie with nasty sounding chops but Eddie turns it around and drops Benoit with a back suplex on to the neck of Benoit. Eddie then goes up to the top rope but tags to much time and Benoit catches him and hits a super plex off the top rope. Benoit then throws Eddie into the ropes and throws him in the air and gets him right into the crossface but Haas breaks it up quickly. Eddie ends up getting the advantage with a brain buster for a 2 count but Haas breaks it up again.

All hell is breaking loose as all 6 guys start coming in and out but Benoit ends up catching Chavo with the rolling germans. Benoit got 4 of them this time but Benjamin gets tagged in and he comes in and drops Benoit with a side kick for a 2 1/2. Eddie and Benoit clunk heads and knock each other out. Benjamin goes for the cover but Eddie comes off the top with the Frog Splash to break up the pin. Chavo tags in as he and Charlie Haas go at it. Haas hits a nice release German but Rhyno ends up dropping him with a Gore and then he drops Chavo with the Gore as well. Shelton sneaks in and gets the 1-2-3 for Team Angle. Your winners and still WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions….Team Angle!!!

Recap:
This match was really good. It started off fast and never really stopped. All 6 guys delivered the goods and took advantage of the small time they head in the ring. It’s a shame some of these matches early on were rushed because of the matches that went on last. They should have cut some of the times in some of the other matches and gave these a little more time but all these guys took advantage of the short time they had. Just a solid tag team match with 6 guys that can really go. Kudos to them.

They head to the back again where Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson are with the Miller Lite Catfight Girls again. The Girls were going over how excited they were for being at Mania. Stacy and Torrie start arguing over who is responsible for the birth of Wrestlemania, Hulk Hogan or Vince McMahon. The Catfight Girls start arguing the same thing. One of the girls says lets settle this in the ring and the other argues with settling it in bed.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match all started with Chris Jericho saying that Shawn was his childhood hero. Jericho went on a crusade to try and accomplish everything that Shawn has done in his career. Shawn started this off by dropping Jericho with some Sweet Chin Music on Raw. Jericho then wanted to be #1 in the Rumble but Vince gave that spot to Shawn and when Jericho got in the Rumble he low-blowed Shawn and ended up dumping him early on. They continued to feud after the Rumble until Jericho finally challenged Shawn to a match at Wrestlemania and Shawn accepted so here we are.

Match 5: Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

The little things at the start of this match that they did were just awesome. Jericho coming out to hardly any pyro where Shawn comes out with blasters down the ramp, his normal in ring pyro, plus the pyro behind the Safeco sign. It’s complete opposites and you can tell it is getting under the skin of Jericho. The little things like that go a long way in building a dramatic match and getting heat. Well done to both guys. Also, Shawn’s pyro here is some of the best and a lot of that has to do with it being inside Safeco Field. Great looking visuals here.

We get a feeling out process with take downs and very quick rest holds until Shawn gets bored and lays on the top rope as if Jericho needs to do better. Some more feeling out as they exchange takedowns and kick outs until we get a stand off. Enough of the feeling out as Jericho slaps Shawn and then Shawn returns the favor with a right hand and then throws Jericho to the outside. Shawn goes for a plancha but Jericho moves out of the way and Shawn ends up stopping himself by rolling back into the ring and he eventually ends up hitting Jericho with a baseball slide.

Jericho gets the upper hand with a roll through on a cross body off the top rope by Shawn and he follows that up with a spinning leg kick. Jericho goes for his running bulldog but Shawn reverses it by throwing him into the turnbuckle. Shawn then gets Jericho in the figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring. Shawn continues to work the left leg of Jericho until Jericho ends up kicking Shawn off of him and right into the steel post shoulder first. Jericho tries to throw Shawn out but Shawn skins the cat and hits Jericho with a head scissor take down to the outside followed by a plancha.

They brawl on the outside as Shawn goes for a drop kick but Jericho blocks it and gets Shawn in the Walls of Jericho on the outside. Jericho then picks up Shawn and rams him back first into the post a few times as Jericho gets the control and starts to work over the back of Shawn. Jericho continues to work the back with a belly to back suplex and then a delayed vertical suplex. In the meantime Jericho is talking shit to Shawn saying that he is better than him. We get the cocky pin after a backbreaker. Such a heel move but it’s so awesome. Jericho then drives the knee in the back of Shawn while pulling on the neck.

Shawn breaks free and ends up hitting Jericho with a nice looking delayed DDT as both guys are laid out. Shawn gets dropped with the flying forearm as Jericho does a nip-up to get back to his feet. Jericho then does the Shawn pose but Shawn ends up doing a nip-up of his own and then floors Jericho with some right hands once Jericho realizes Shawn is back on his feet. That was a pretty damn cool sequence there. Awesome stuff from these two.

Shawn hits the flyin forearm, nip-up, atomic drop, and then a back body drop as Shawn starts to feel it. Shawn catches Jericho coming in and then he goes up to the top rope and hits a moonsault for a 2 3/4 count. They then exchange near falls 4-5 times until Jericho rolls out and goes for the Walls of Jericho on Shawn but he blocks it. Jericho hits a northern lights suplex but Shawn kicks out and then Jericho goes for another pin but Shawn pulls himself up and bridges out of it but Jericho ends up hitting Shawn with the forearm to slow it down here.

Jericho hits the bulldog and the Lionsault on Shawn and takes a little bit of time to go for the cover but Shawn kicks out at 2 1/2. Shawn ends up going for a hurricanrana but Jericho catches him and gets him into the Walls of Jericho. Jericho goes for the Walls again but Shawn rolls up Jericho for a 2 count. Jericho then hits a double under hook back breaker on Shawn. Jericho ascends to the top rope and hits a spinning elbow off the top rope. Jericho then gets in the corner and starts tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music and he nails Shawn with it for a 2 1/2 count.

Both guys exchange some rights and lefts as well as some kicks until Shawn attempts the Walls of Jericho but instead goes for a sling shot right into the post on Jericho. Shawn ends up getting put on the top rope as Jericho goes for a belly to back suplex but Shawn counters it in mid-air into a cross body for another near fall. Shawn heads to the top rope to go for his elbow but Jericho kicks the ref into the ropes and ends up racking Shawn on the top rope. Jericho then climbs to the top rope and goes for a superplex but Shawn throws him off and ends up hitting Jericho with the big elbow.

Shawn gets right back up and starts tuning up the band himself for Sweet Chin Music but Jericho dunks out of the way and Jericho ends up getting Shawn into the Walls of Jericho for the third time. Shawn nearly gets to the ropes but Jericho pulls him back into the middle of the ring but Shawn finally gets to the ropes anyways. Jericho gets frustrated but when he comes after Shawn he gets dropped with Sweet Chin Music but Jericho ends up kicking out at 2 1/2.

Shawn kicks whipped into the corner and does his flip up and back over gimmick. Jericho then grabs Shawn and goes for a belly to back suplex but Shawn rolls out of it and ends up rolling up Chris Jericho and gets the sneaky 1-2-3 for the win. Your winner by pinfall….Shawn Michaels!

After the match Shawn offers his hand as a sign of respect. Jericho avoids the hand shake and ends up hugging Shawn instead. When they release the hug Jericho ends up kicking Shawn right in the nuts. Jericho then catches Shawn as he collapses. Jericho then flips off the fans as he heads towards the back. Shawn really sold that low blow there and it looked like it damn near killed him.

Recap:
This was a damn good match and arguably the best one on the card. Only one that really comes close is Austin/Rock but that one was good for other reasons. The story told through the feud and throughout this match was just top notch and Jericho played his part perfectly. He was always good as the jealous chaser and this match and feud is no exception. He hated everything that Shawn did with his entrance, in the ring, and everything else. Both guys really told an excellent story and captivated you throughout the entire match. Just a really great match by two really great wrestlers and it is one that you must watch at least once. Really really good stuff here.

They head to the back where Sylvan Grenier goes into Mr. McMahon’s office.

Tony Chimmel announces a new Safeco Field attendance “record”.

Limp Bizkit is back for another song that is getting no reaction. Crowd cheers when it’s over probably because it’s over.

Match 6: Catfight: Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Kitana Baker vs. Tanya Ballinger

Torrie starts this one off by taking off her shirt and then ripping off Stacy’s top. Torrie then rolls up Stacy and starts spanking her bare ass. The Catfight girls are on their knees in the bed ripping the tops off of each other until Torrie joins in. Coach ends up falling down and Torrie and Stacy roll over on top of him. All four of them then drop Coach’s pants and ends up getting rolled up and pinned by Stacy Keibler to end this atrocity.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Triple H and Booker T.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This all started when Booker T won a battle royal to become the number one contender. They then turned this into a race feud and Booker T got super over because of it. Triple H made comments that people like Booker don’t become World Champions and that he will never be one. They also brought up Booker’s past and called him a common street thug and that his type will never be champion. This all lead to the match that we have now. Booker got super over and Triple H used common stereotypes to progress this feud. One can only imagine how this one turns out.

Match 7: WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (c) vs. Booker T

We get the nice stare down with Nick Patrick going over the rules. Booker tells Hunter that his punk ass is in trouble as the bell rings and we get this one started. I already can’t stand Lawler’s commentary here. The whole racial overtones over this feud and in this match are a joke even for 2003. Both guys exchange chops in the corner as they have a short feeling out period here. Triple H heads up to the top rope but Booker catches him and arm drags him off the top rope and this sends Hunter to the outside where Booker goes out after him. Booker rams Hunter head first into the post as this one starts to pick up the pace a little bit here.

Booker goes for the spinning leg kick but Hunter blocks and ends up backdropping Booker to the apron but Booker hangs on. Hunter then throws Booker into the post as Hunter gets control of the match. Hunter drops Booker with a neck breaker and this gets him a 2 count. Booker ends up getting dropped with the Arn Anderson spine buster as he was just about to regain control of the match. Hunter then lays in a vicious sounding clothesline to Booker in the corner for another near fall. That sounded brutal as hell.

Booker reverses a suplex into a DDT and then both guys exchange rights and chops until Booker hits Hunter with a side kick and a sidewalk slam. Booker follows that up with a nice forearm for another near fall. Booker hits the ropes and Hunter hits the high knee for a 2 1/2 count on Booker. Booker gets dropped with the knee to the face but when Hunter hits the ropes Booker catches him and drops hi with a spine buster. Back to the corner and back to the chops we go. That is all this match is.

Hunter goes to the middle rope and goes for an ax handle but Booker catches him with a nasty looking drop kick that nearly got him the victory. Booker goes for the scissor kick twice and both times Hunter moves out of the way. On the second one Booker goes flying to the outside and once out there Flair grabs him and drops him knee first on the steel steps. Booker gets back in the ring and Hunter gets him in the Indian Death Lock in the middle of the ring. It’s a sweet looking move if you ask me. Hunter then stands up and rolls over and applies all of the pressure on the legs of Booker T. A really great submission move here.

Hunter continues to work the knee and when he tries to whip Booker into the corner Booker just collapses and doesn’t even make it to the corner. Hunter goes for the pedigree but Booker reverses it and Hunter ends up kicking Booker into the ref but he doesn’t go down. Booker then gets another roll up for a 2 1/2 count. Back to knee we go for Hunter but it doesn’t take long for Booker to hit a flying elbow followed by the scissor’s kick for a 2 3/4 count. Booker heads to the top rope but Flair goes after him and Booker drops him with a right hand. This allows Triple H to get up and go for a superplex but Booker blocks it and ends up pushing Hunter off the top rope.

Booker then hits the Harlem hangover on Booker T and he landed right on Hunter’s head. That didn’t look good at all. Booker goes for the cover and Flair puts Hunters foot on the rope to break up the pin. Booker tries to hit the ropes but he falls down again and this time Hunter grabs him and drops him with the Pedigree. Hunter crawls over the pin and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and still World Heavyweight Champion….Triple H!!!

Recap:
What to say about this match. I remember being invested in this match because of how over Booker T was during this build up. The way the built it up it almost felt like Booker was going to get the title and they were going to wrap this up with a positive ending. Boy was I wrong then. Hunter’s soul purpose during this match was to destroy any and all momentum Booker T had. He trashed WCW on the build up, they brought in race and made him look completely inferior to Hunter, and he put on a boring ass match that the fans wouldn’t remember. What a joke. This match is the epitome of what was wrong with Triple H and WWE at the time and it’s sad someone like Booker T had to be at the brunt of this shit. Fuck this guy seriously. The guy never wanted to do the job when it mattered but he sure as hell is just fine doing it now since everyone knows he’s there just to do the job.

I will never understand why they would build something up to an apex just to take a right turn instead of going with what they should have gone with. It’s like they don’t want to make stars or make others top guys because the top guys feel threatened. I will never understand that about this business and it is a conversation to have at a different time. However, if you ever want to know what is wrong with this business then look no further than this build and this match.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud and story writes itself over the years. Vince felt betrayed by Hogan for testifying against him in the steroids trial. Vince also felt resentment for Hogan leaving him to go to WCW and trying to put him out of business. Hogan is in it because he feels like he was the one who created Hulkamania and he is the one who is responsible for all of this. Both men can’t be right so they decided to settle it in the ring. On paper it sounds awesome seeing these two go at it but in reality theres no way they can do anything thats worth seeing at this point in their careers.

Match 9: 20 Years in the Making: Hulk Hogan vs. Vince McMahon

So the first 4-5 matches start fast and furious and the next 3 start with a stare down. Vince slaps the shit out of Hogan and then Hogan tackles and starts laying in the right hands to Vince. That looked terrible. Hogan and Vince take turns with control by doing some right hands and kicks but not much else. These dudes can barely move to be honest. Vince works the arm with knees to the shoulder blade and then ramming the arm into the steel post. We then get a test of strength of here and Vince is absolutely jacked. Vince gets bored with the test of strength and ends up tossing Hogan to the outside.

Vince continues to work the arm until he grabs a steel chair and tries to blast Hogan with it but Hogan gets out of the way and now Hogan takes control and rams Vince into the post. Hogan then picks up the chair and blasts Vince with the unprotected chair shot. How freaking dumb of anyone to take one of those. And now Vince is busted open as Hogan lays in the right hands to get that blood flowing. Back to the outside we go as Hogan picks up another chair and he blasts Vince in the back a few times with the chair. Hogan goes for another shot but Vince ducks and Hogan blasts Hugo with the chair and he does a blade job and is busted open. Vince stops Hogans momentum with a low blow and now it’s Hogans turn to take the unprotected chair shot.

How could anyone think it is a good idea to take these chair shots? Anyways, Vince gets under the ring and pulls out a ladder. What the hell can these two old shits do with a ladder? Vince then clears off the Spanish announce table as Vince sets up the ladders in between the two announce tables. Vince then drops Hogan with the television monitor and lays him out over the table. Vince then climbs up the ladder and mocks Hogan before sending him through the table with a leg drop off the ladder. What a sweet spot for an old guy. Vince’s head takes a thud off the ground so that can’t be good.

Both guys get in the ring and McMahon goes for the pin but Hogan kicks out. Vince goes for it again and again Hogan kicks out. Vince then gets under the ring and grabs a steel pipe. Vince does this sadistic smile as he pulls himself up over the apron. He looked scary as hell and Tazz on commentary mocks the Shining and says “Heeeeeres Vince!” Classic shit there.

Vince gets in the ring and goes to use the pipe but Hogan drops him with a low blow. Then some random person gets in the ring with a trench coat and hat on. They take off the gear and it’s none other than RODDY PIPER! Piper then picks up the pipe and stands in the middle of Vince and Hogan as he sells it up as to who he is going to hit. Piper then takes the pipe and blasts Hogan with it and lays him out. Piper then gives the f-u symbol and walks off as the crowd boos the shit out of him. Vince crawls over to Hogan and goes for the cover but Hogan gets the shoulder up at 2 1/2.

Vince goes to grab the pipe again but Brian Hebner stepped on the pipe and stopped Vince from using it. This pisses Vince off and he throws Hebner out of the ring. Vince then calls for his ref to come out, Sylvan Grenier, and he takes out another ref on his way to the ring. Vince then drops Hogan with the pipe again and then drops the Hogan leg drop. Hogan kicks out and he starts to hulk up much to the disbelief of McMahon.

Hogan lays in some right hands to Vince and then he goes after Grenier and tosses him to the outside. Vince goes for right hands but Hogan blocks him and hits him with 3 right hands, big boot, and the leg drop x3. Hogan goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Hulk Hogan!

After the match Hogan is posing in the ring and Shane McMahon ends up walking down to the ring. Shane wants to get into the ring to check on his dad and Hogan gladly lets him into the ring to check on him. Shane lifts up the head of Vince and Vince flips off Hogan.

Recap:
If you were expecting a classic then you will be disappointed. However, if you are in it for more than that then you wouldn’t be disappointed. The story that led up to this match as well as the brutality of this match really delivered. The interference by Piper was a nice touch that I forgot about but even back then it was a pleasant surprise. Vince doing the leg drop off the ladder through a table is damn impressive for his age. Hogan couldn’t do much but he did what he could and the story that was told was pretty good.

They show a highlight video of the feud between Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Again this is another match that writes itself. Austin came back after leaving for 7 months and the Rock challenged him. Rock wanted to avenge his 2 losses at Wrestlemania at the hands of Austin. Nothing more to it than that. This is pretty much the culmination of one of the greatest rivalries of all time so it should definitely be a classic. This is the match that sold me on this show way back when and I am sure it is going to deliver one more time.

Match 10: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock

Another stare down to start this one off but the crowd is super pumped for this one. Austin starts this one off early with the big time right hands and then he ends up going for the Stunner rather quickly but the Rock slides out of the ring. Austin doesn’t take long to go out after him and drops Rock with a clothesline on the outside. They brawl around the outside of the ring and are all over the place. Austin hits the Rock with a clothesline, drops him across the barricade, and then whips him into the steel steps viciously before sending him back into the ring.

Austin works the lower back with a side suplex and then some irish whips into the corner before Austin drops him with a clothesline and chokes him across the middle rope. Austin is hashing out with the ref when the Rock chop blocks Austin from behind to get control of the match. Rock continues to work the leg with another chop block, kicks to the leg, and wrapping the knee around the ring post. Austin ducks early so the Rock kicks him in the chest and the kicks him in the knee and drops Austin. Rock then points his finger at his head as if he is a genius and it was hilarious looking. Great shit from the Rock here.

The Rock then puts Austin in the sharpshooter and believe it or not it wasn’t all that bad. Rock then works the leg around the post again before picking up Austin’s vest and putting it on. Rock gets in the ring and they both get laid out with a double clothesline as the ref counts them down. Both guys get up and Austin gets the upper hand with the Lou Thesz press and some piston like right hands. Austin then drops a nice looking elbow drop for the first 2 count of the match. Austin then stomps a mud hole on the Rock in the corner until they both get up and Rock ends up hitting a flying clothesline on Austin and he follows that up with a nip up.

When the Rock turns around Stone Cold hits the Rock with the Rock Bottom and he gets another 2 count. Austin goes for the Stunner but the Rock catches the boot and ends up dropping Austin with his own Stone Cold Stunner. The Rock goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. Rock starts laying in the right hands before he spits on it and goes for the big one but Austin ducks and ends up dropping the Rock with a nice looking Stunner that the Rock damn near flips out of the ring for. Austin goes for the cover and gets a 2 1/2 count there.

The Rock ends up hitting a low blow on Austin and then he gets up and does the People’s Elbow on to Austin but Austin moves out of the way and he gets up and goes for another Stunner but the Rock pushes him off and hits him with the spine buster and then the People’s Elbow for a 2 1/2 count. Austin staggers to his feet and the Rock catches him and drops him with the Rock Bottom for a 2 3/4 count this time. Rock gets up and waits for Austin to get up again and again the Rock drops Austin with the Rock Bottom and again Austin kicks out. We are going for this for a third time and this time the Rock hits the Rock Bottom and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner of the match….The Rock!

After the match you can clearly see the Rock talking to Austin and thanking him for everything. The Rock celebrates with his family ringside as he heads out. WWE then gives Austin the recognition he deserves and lets him get that standing ovation for what would be the last time. Great reaction from the crowd as well.

Recap:
What can you say that was a classic. Not a wrestling clinic but the story that was written made this must watch tv. This is the match that made me buy the show and it didn’t disappoint at all. Both guys went out and gave it their all and put in a really good match that was on par with all their other work. Not going to lie but I got goosebumps watching it over again because of the fact that this was the culmination of something special and it would really be the last time that we would ever have something like this where to mega stars were in the company at the same time and had their careers parallel each other. This was the culmination of all of that and they went out with a bang. The amazing part about this match is the fact that the crowd was so invested in it after following Hogan/Vince. That tells you all you need to know about how much respect and admiration these guys had. Kudos to both of these guys for going out there and putting on a show one last time.

They show a highlight video of the feud between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Brock Lesnar ended up winning the Royal Rumble and got his title match with Angle at Wrestlemania. Leading up to the match at Mania they had quite a few in ring confrontations that led to Angle not getting touched by Lesnar. Lesnar had to go through a gauntlet to get his hands on Angle but after he beat Team Angle, Heyman got Angle disqualified. They then did the switch with Angle’s brother and Angle got the quick pin on him. They then hyped up the NCAA records and the Olympic gold Medals and their collegiate wrestling background. They also made it to where if Angle gets counted out, DQ’ed, or anything else then he would lose the title.

Match 11: WWE Title Match: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

We get one last stare down as the main event of Wrestlemania 19 is upon us. Match starts with some head locks and chain wrestling on the ground to where it’s almost like a feeling out process. We get some more chain wrestling and head locks as both guys continue to feel each other out. More of the same until Angle hits a knee to the midsection and goes after the injured ribs of Lesnar. They continue to trade moves until Lesnar drops Angle with a power slam for a 2 count.

Lesnar ends up going for a clothesline but Angle drops him with a release German suplex but when Angle turns around Lesnar drops him with a clothesline. Angle was about to whip Lesnar but he lets go and ends up drops Angle with a press slam while Tazz calls him the “vanilla gorilla.” Too bad that nickname didn’t stick. Angle ends up getting Lesnar in the corner and hits him with a release German right into the turnbuckle. That looked freakin awesome. What a move by Angle there.

Angle heads to the outside and continues to work the lower back of Lesnar. Angle continues to work the lower back and midsection with a side suplex, kicks, and another suplex that gets a 2 count. Angle then locks in a free style bow and arrow to continue to work the mid-section of Lesnar. Angle continues with a rear chin lock until Brock gets to his feet and rams Angle into the corner two times. Angle then picks up Lesnar and hits him with an over head belly to belly suplex. Angle ends up sending Lesnar to the outside by hitting him with a knee to the back twice. They get back in the ring and Angle ends up charging at Lesnar but Lesnar catches him and drops him with a beautiful looking spine buster.

Lesnar gets control of the match with a flying forearm, a kick to the head, and then some shoulder blocks in the corner. Brock then catches Angle and hits him with a couple of release over head belly to belly suplexes for a 2 count. Angle ends up reversing another belly to belly into four German suplexes onto Lesnar. Angle goes for the Angle slam but Lesnar reverses it. Lesnar then goes for the F-5 but Angle lands on his feet and ends up getting a single leg and goes right into the Ankle Lock.

Angle tries to hit another knee to the back but Lesnar ends up back dropping Angle over the top rope and to the floor. Angle did a complete front flip and damn near landed on his feet when going to the outside. Lesnar goes for the short arm clothesline but Angle ducks and ends up hitting the release German suplex that Lesnar does a complete back flip on. That was freaking insane.

Angle then gets Brock up and he drops him with the Angle Slam for a 2 count. Brock gets up and Angle goes for another Angle Slam but Brock turns it into a roll up for a 2 count. Angle gets right up and Brock drops him with the F-5 for another near fall. Brock goes to pick up Angle but Angle was playing possum and ends up getting Lesnar in the Ankle Lock. Brock tries to get the ropes but Angle pulls him to the middle of the ring and lays down on the hold to prevent Lesnar from being able to crawl to the ropes but Brock gets to the ropes anyways. Brock goes for the F-5 again but Angle rolls him up for a 2 1/2. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Brock rolls out and picks up Angle for another F-5. Angle is laid out in the middle of the ring as Brock heads up to the top rope and goes for his Shooting Star Press. Lesnar totally misses and jacks his shit all up.

Angle quickly rolls up Lesnar but he only gets a 2 1/2 count. Angle picks up Lesnar but Lesnar ends up picking up Angle and drops him with a 3rd F-5 and this time he goes for the cover and get the 1-2-3. Your winner and NEW WWE Heavyweight Champion….Brock Lesnar!!!!

After the match Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar embrace with a hand shake and a hug.

Recap:
This was one hell of a match and it is a shame that Lesnar missed the Shooting Star because if he would have nailed that and the match ended like it should have then it would be a memorable moment for the ages. Since he missed it it kind of changes things but man what a freakin move by a guy that size. Also, what a great match this one. Both guys showed off their real wrestling ability and showed off their greatness in that aspect. The suplexes and the amount of punishment both guys gave each other was awesome. The fact that Angle took some of the moves he did with the injuries that he had is ridiculous but he is a true champion and a pros pro. Also, kudos to both of these guys who had to follow Rock and Austin and they delivered like the majority of this show.

Show Closing:

The show ends with them playing another Limp Bizkit song as they show highlights of the entire show.

Final Thoughts:
So, there you have it with Wrestlemania 19. This is one of my favorite Wrestlemania’s and it has been a long time since I watched it and needless to say I wasn’t disappointed. The top matches delivered and the undercard, even though they didn’t get a lot of time, put on a heck of a show as well. They opened up with a fast paced cruiserweight match and it felt like the show never slowed down from there. They had a few stinkers, like the 2 Limp Bizkit concerns/Miller Lite Cat Fight Girl segment/Taker match, but other than that this show was excellent.

The last 5 matches of the card were all built perfectly, for the most part, and the matches themselves delivered all in different ways. You can expect certain things from certain matches and if you go in with those specific expectations then you won’t be disappointed. The only match I had a major issue with was the Triple H/Booker T match because of the build. The build made you really get behind Booker T and Triple H essentially took it upon himself to totally kill all momentum Booker got. Booker went from a title match at Mania to a tag title match in 2 pay per views. That tells you all you need to know about what Triple H accomplished on this night.

The rest of the matches were very good to excellent and were awesome to enjoy again. Shawn/Jericho was the match of the night as far as in ring work goes. Vince and Hogan had such a great story that you didn’t really care how the match went, you just wanted to see Hogan rip McMahon to shreds. Then you had the culmination of one of the greatest feuds of all time in the Rock and Stone Cold that didn’t disappoint. Then Lesnar and Angle, two guys you wouldn’t think would main event the show, go out and put on a wrestling clinic. If only Lesnar would have hit that Shooting Star Press, people would still be talking about that match to this day if he had done that.

As you can see this is one of the more complete Wrestlemania’s of all time and arguably a top 5 Wrestlemania of all time. It is definitely in my top 5 and one that I can enjoy year in and year out. Just a really great show all around and one that is worth checking out. Anyways, thanks again for reading this episode of the Event Center. This is stop 3 out of 5 as we head down this Road to Wrestlemania. Next up on the list is Wrestlemania 23 so look out for that one soon. Thanks again and I will catch you all later.

The Event Center: Wrestlemania 7 Review

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The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania VII

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Event Center. We are continuing with our Wrestlemania season reviews with a trip back to 1991 and Wrestlemania 7. Theres a lot of things that swirl around this show with the whole Iraq exploitation and all that goodness. However, this is one of my favorite shows and I have a lot of fond memories of it from my childhood that I look to share with you throughout this review. So without further ado lets get this thing going.

Event Information:
Date: March 24th, 1991
Location: Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena in Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 16,158
Main Event: WWF Title Match: Sgt. Slaughter (c) vs. Hulk Hogan

Show Opening:
Before the show even kicks off they ran a match between Koko B. Ware vs. the Brooklyn Brawler. Looks like Koko got the W in short fashion. So with that we go to the live show.

The show opens up with Vince McMahon hyping up Wrestlemania 7 the only way he know’s how. We then head into the ring where Willie Nelson is waiting to sing his rendition of America the Beautiful. Dude is hocked out in so much Wrestlemania merchandise and it’s ridiculous. He has the Hitman shades, the Wrestlemania 7 shirt, the Hogan bandana, and the WWF foam belt around his waste. He’s a walking billboard for the merchandise stand. We then head ringside where Gorilla Monsoon is standing by and he introduces us to his guest commentator for the opening match, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Dude is decked out in red, white, and blue plus a USA flag type top hat. Stars and stripes forever baby. Gorilla runs through the card a little bit and focuses on the big ones like Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage as well as the main event featuring Sgt. Slaughter and Hulk Hogan.

Backstage Interview: The Rockers

Mooney says that the force that Haku and Barbarian have is unmatched by any team in WWF history. Marty says it’s true that they are big dudes but the Rockers since the beginning of time have been defying odds and that they are tag team specialist. Mooney reminds us that Haku and Barbarian are a part of the Heenan Family so they know each other quite well. Shawn says that those two are two of the biggest and baddest in the WWF but what’s it going to make the Rockers when they put them away. Shawn says the Rockers are going to turn heads, turn on crowds, and come away on top.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Like most of these matches there isn’t much leading up to this one. The Rockers were the perfect tag team to open up shows because of how fast they worked and they can really get a crowd going. Haku and Barbarian were thrown together since they were both in the Heenan Family and they actually made a pretty good tag team if you ask me. Not much build to this one but it should be good based off the four individuals involved.

Match 1: The Rockers vs. Haku/Barbarian

This one starts off with Haku and Shawn as the first match of Wrestlemania 7 is off and running. Shawn tries to use his speed and agility early on but Haku is ready for it and is blocking the majority of those moves. Shawn goes up and over numerous times until he drops Haku with a flying shoulder block. Shawn tags in Marty and they hit Haku with a double hip toss, double nip up, and then get floored with a clothesline by Barbarian and the Rockers go inside out for it. That was a pretty sweet spot there.

The Rockers get back up rather quickly and they end up hitting Haku and then Barbarian with double crescent kicks that send both guys to the outside. We get back in the ring with Marty and Barbarian as the legal combatants. Marty uses his speed by sliding through Barbarian’s legs but he goes for a sunset flip and Barbarian doesn’t go over but Barbarian misses the punch. Marty then jumps on the shoulders of Barbarian and Shawn ends up drop kicking Marty over and he does a hurricanrana to the Barbarian for a 2 count. Marty tries the same spot again on Haku but when Shawn comes in the ref stops him and Barbarian ends up taking Marty and dropping him across the top rope with a clothesline move. That was awesome.

Haku and Barbarian take turns working over Marty with moves like a power slam, chops, head butts, and pretty much everything else you can think of that Haku and Barbarian did. Haku does an awesome double back breaker before tagging in Barbarian who comes in and gets a 2 count on Marty. Barbarian continues to work the back with a bear hug and irish whips into the corner. Marty ends up going to the top rope but Barbarian catches him in mid-air with a beautiful power slam. Barbarian then heads to the top and goes for a diving head-butt but Marty moves out of the way and finally gets the hot tag to Shawn while Barbarian tags in Haku.

Shawn comes in with fire and energy and takes care of both guys with right hands and flying elbows among other things. All four guys end up in the ring as the Rockers double drop kick Barbarian to the outside. They both head to the top rope and Marty hits Haku with a flying drop kick and Shawn hits a flying cross body for the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….The Rockers!

Recap:
What a fast paced awesome opener. All four guys handled their business and had awesome spots throughout. The heels didn’t keep control for that long so it really helped the match keep going. The Rockers were great, like always, when it comes to opening the show and their finish here was pretty sweet. Shawn’s cross body looked really awesome with the elevation and the way he contorted his body for the cross body. Just a really cool looking move for the time. All in all a really good way to open this show and kick things off right.

Backstage Interview: Regis Philbin, Marla Maples, & Alex Trebek

Regis tells us that he has had all the WWF guys on his show including Hulk Hogan, Macho King and others but the one guy he is afraid of is Earthquake. Regis said that Earthquake tipped over a pizza delivery truck and ate everything inside it. Gene says Regis is beautiful but they broke the mold when they made Marla Maples. She says she is excited to be the guest time keeper and locker room reporter for Wrestlemania 7. Alex calls Gene Jim. Alex says the answer is guest ring announcer for the main event. Gene gets it all confused and Alex says they are going to have to penalize him as they send it back ringside for our next match.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Really not a lot behind this one other than a battle of muscle heads really. Kerry was still over at this point and was a pretty big name still and Bravo was on his way out so not a lot to be expected with this one other than you hope it’s short.

Match 2: Texas Tornado vs. Dino Bravo

This one starts off fast with Bravo attacking Tornado before he can even get in the ring. Bravo quickly clotheslines Kerry out of the ring to the floor and Tornado can’t even get his jacket off. Kerry ends up getting control with an atomic drop and a clothesline before he goes for the claw but Bravo blocks it. Bravo ends up picking up Tornado for one of the worst atomic drops I have ever seen. What a piece of shit move that was.

Bravo ends up catching Tornado with his side suplex and he goes for the cover and only gets a 2. Bravo then comes off the middle rope with a terrible looking elbow to Tornado. Bravo tries it again and this time the Tornado catches him with the claw hold and he follows that up with the Tornado Punch and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Texas Tornado!

Recap:
Thank goodness this match only went 3 minutes. Bravo looked like total shit and botched damn near every one of his moves. Thankfully Tornado looked half way decent and the crowd cared about him. Other than that this was a shit match and nothing worth watching at all. You can skip this trash.

Backstage Interview: Warlord and Dr. Of Style Slick

Slick guarantees that Warlord is going to collar the British Bulldog and take him down. Slick says that the Bulldog is about to be fixed and when it’s time for a dog to go then they have to go. Warlord says no wrestler has broken his full nelson and Bulldog will not be the exception. Slick then says it is a dog eat dog world so Bulldog should be prepared because he is about to be devoured.

Backstage Interview: British Bulldog

Gene reminds us that every dog has his day and he wants to know if today is the day for the British Bulldog. Bulldog says today is his day. Bulldog says that he will break Warlords full nelson and that there isn’t a guy in the WWF that he can’t power slam or beat. Davey then acts like Winston is talking to him and says that Winston wants everyone to know that there is no bull in this British Bulldog.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud is based off the fact that they are both roided up monsters and Vince threw them together. It was a battle of power vs. power here as well and it was a battle of the full nelson vs. the power slam. Bulldog was jacked but not to the point where he could hardly move so he was still entertaining as hell to watch. I never had an issue with the Warlord but he is kind of trash so I am not expecting much out of this one either.

Match 3: British Bulldog vs. Warlord

Warlord shows off his power early as they test each other’s strength early on. Bulldog hits all four sets of ropes and hits Warlord with shoulder blocks until he finally sends him flying out of the ring. Warlord goes for a clothesline but Davey Boy gets Warlord in the crucifix but Warlord holds and drops him with a samoan drop type move. Warlord follows that up with 3 elbow drops and he gets a 2 1/2 count. Warlord then goes right to the back and puts Bulldog in a bear hug. *Yawn*

Bulldog breaks free and tries to hit the ropes and take down the Warlord with a cross body but Warlord catches him and drops him across the top rope for another 2 count. They exchange forearms until Warlord rakes the eyes and then drops Bulldog with a nice belly to belly suplex. Warlord picks him up and back to another rest hold we go. Bulldog breaks free and ends up hitting a nice looking drop kick on the Warlord prior to driving Warlords head into the corner 10 times. Bulldog heads up to the middle rope and hits the Warlord with a double fist and then a high cross body for a 2 count.

Bulldog tries to get a pile driver but Warlord ends up back dropping but Bulldog hangs on for a sunset flip where both guys exchange near falls. Warlord goes for his Full Nelson but he doesn’t get the fingers locked so he didn’t get the full affect of the Full Nelson here. Bulldog ends up powering out of the hold but Warlord goes for the power slam but Bulldog slides out of it and ends up picking up the Warlord for the power slam of his own and he gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by way of pinfall….British Bulldog!

Recap:
Not a terrible match here at all. Not a lot of rest holds outside of a chin lock, which is surprising for a Warlord match. They had a lot of good back and forth action and the ending came across pretty good. Nothing special but not bad either. A solid little match here.

Backstage Interview: Nasty Boys

Jimmy Hart says they are mean and nasty and they will be the next WWF Tag Team Champions and they are the Nasty Boys. Saggs says the time is now for the Hart Foundation to find out what Nasty sensation is all about. Knobbs says it is time to put an end to the stink and pink and they are going right for the foundation. Knobbs says when you crack the foundation everything comes crumbling down. Knobbs says when the smoke clears they will be looking up at the new WWF Tag Team champions.

Backstage Interview: Hart Foundation

Anvil says that to crack the foundation they would have to be at the bottom and that is where the Nasty Boys are. Bret says that the Nasty Boys are at the bottom of the barrel and thats where they are going to say. Bret says they don’t think they are nasty but they are scum. Bret also says they don’t have the heart and that is what is needed to take the WWF Tag Team belts from the Hart Foundation.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This one started after the Nasty Boys won a tag team battle royal to become the number one contenders for the tag team titles. They ended up getting some help from Power & Glory to eliminate the Legion of Doom but they won the match none the less. Other than that there isn’t much more to this build that I can remember but this should definitely be a decent match just because the Hart Foundation is involved.

Match 4: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Hart Foundation (c) vs. Nasty Boys

They show Macaulay Culkin in the crowd prior to the bell ringing. Gorilla says “that youngster wouldn’t want to be home alone with the Nasty Boys.” He didn’t even mention his name but knew what movie he was from? Come on Gorilla be better than that. Anyways, this one starts off with Bret and Saggs. Saggs gets the upper hand early with a chop shot in the corner while the ref is trying to break up the collar and elbow tie up. Bret ends up getting control with a Thesz press and some right hands. He also takes care of Knobbs who tries to interfere. Bret ends up tripping the leg of Saggs and he drops a boot to the midsection of Saggs to keep control of this one. Knobbs tags and taunts Neidhart so Bret ends up tagging him in.

Knobbs and Neidhart take turns laying in right hands as well as forearms before Neidhart hits a shoulder block and sends Knobbs flying to the outside as the crowd erupts in applause. Man the Hart Foundation was over. Saggs ends up getting the tag and he gets dropped on the back of his head as Neidhart tags in Bret, who comes in and lays in the 10 right hands in the corner on Saggs. We get the Russian leg sweep and elbow off the middle rope before Knobbs comes in to try and interrupt but Bret ends up stopping him. Bret turns his back and Knobbs nails him from behind so the Nastys can get control of the match.

Saggs and Knobbs take turns working the lower back of Bret with knees to the back as well as a few trashy looking chin locks. Saggs ends up dropping Bret with a nice looking neck breaker and he gets a 2 count out of it. And back to the chin lock we go. Bret gets out of the hold and drops Saggs with a neck breaker of his own. Saggs tags in Knobbs who comes in and goes right after Neidhart, who distracts the ref. Knobbs drops a few elbows and then back to the chin lock we go. This time Bret gets to his feet and drops Knobbs back first. Saggs comes in and they try to double team on Bret but he moves out of the way as Knobbs crashes into the corner and he ends up dropping Saggs with a clothesline.

Bret finally makes the tag but the ref didn’t see it so he doesn’t allow it. Jimmy throws in the mega phone and Knobbs tries to hit Bret with it but he moves out of the way and he hits Saggs with it. Bret gets the tag and Jim comes in and body slams Knobbs into Saggs and then hits the with a double clothesline. Neidhart hits the Anvil slam for a 2 1/2 count but Saggs breaks it up. We have all four guys going at it in the ring. The Nastys run into each other and then the Foundation hit the Hart Attack on Knobbs but the ref tries to get Bret out of the ring instead of counting. Saggs then takes the helmet from Jimmy and nails Neidhart in the back with it as Knobbs rolls over and gets the pin for the 1-2-3. Your winners and new WWF Tag Team Champions….The Nasty Boys!!!

Recap:
This is a really good fast paced match. The crowd was hot from the opening bell to the finish. They really did love them some Hart Foundation. Bret and Neidhart looked awesome but the Nastys looked eh to me. I never really cared for them and I never thought they were that good but I guess it pays to be Hogan’s boys. Anyways, this was a fun and entertaining match and it was one of the better matches on the card. The crowd really enjoyed it and hung on every move. Just a really solid tag team match and one worth checking out especially if you are a fan of the Hart Foundation.

They show highlights of what has happened between Rick Martel and Jake Roberts.

Backstage Interview: Jake Roberts

Jake says the blind leading the blind. Jake says even a fool knows that man only has 5 senses but a snake has 6. Jake says they always do it better in the dark. Jake said so much in so few words. He was a master at the promo.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Jake was a guest on the Brother Love Show and Martel was out there. Martel was spraying Damien’s bag with Arrogance and when Jake confronted him about it, Martel ended up spraying Jake right in the eye with Arrogance. This caused Jake to temporarily to go “blind” and he even put in an all white contact lens to sell it. They had a few more run ins on Superstars and Wrestling Challenge as well as having teams at the Survivor Series. This all led to the blind fold match so Martel can experience what he put Jake through. A pretty sweet build up if you ask me.

Match 5: Blind Fold Match: Jake Roberts vs. Rick Martel

It’s great that when Jake puts his hood on he sticks his hand in there and you can see his hand in the slot. Blind fold my ass. The fact that all they had to do was point at one another and the crowd would go nuts telling Jake where Martel was. Tells you all you need to do about how much the fans were invested in things back then. Anyways, no contact yet but they are just pointing to each other as the crowd is telling them where to go. Martel gets down on the mat and is searching on all fours. Jake finally makes contact but he can’t hang on to Martel. Martel ends up tripping himself up on Jake and Jake ends up getting a 2 count out of it.

Martel whips Jake into the ropes and instead of running into him he runs to the side and Martel has no idea where he went. Back to the pointing we go where the crowd is telling Jake where to go. They end up bumping into each other but they can’t make contact but Martel does run right into the ropes and falls down. Martel gets his hands on Jake and hits him with a body slam. He tries to follow it up with an elbow but Jake is already out of the way and Martel just crashes to the mat. The psychology and the flow of this match is just off the charts.

Martel is back on the mat grabbing around and he ends up in the ropes. Jake then claps to get Martel to come after him and then he was able to get him from behind but only for a few seconds. Martel then gets in the corner of Damien and he ends up grabbing it and it freaks him out. Jake gets knocked out to the floor and Martel goes out after him. Martel ends up picking up a chair and he is just poking away at the air. Martel then backs into the post and he ends up swinging the chair into the post and hurt his hands doing so.

Jake drags Martel back into the ring but Martel ends up hitting Jake with a back breaker. Martel then goes for the Boston Crab but it doesn’t last long as Jake kicks him off. They then hit back to back and Jake turns Martel around and drops him with the DDT for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts!

After the match Jake takes the Arrogance bottle and destroys it. He then takes out Damien and wraps Martel up in the snake before Martel high tails it out of there.

Recap:
This was a really good match. There wasn’t a lot of action, of course, but the psychology and the use of the fans was top notch. Every spot meant something and everything was just done perfectly. It was a testament to how good Jake and Martel were and it’s great that the fans bought into the match and really enjoyed it and participated. I know this match usually gets shit on but I really enjoy it and it’s hard to really appreciate how great this really was and how hard a match like this would be to put on. Just a really good job by both guys so kudos to them both.

Backstage Interview: Nasty Boys

The Nastys are celebrating their win in the locker room while Marla Maples is trying to conduct an interview. Saggs and Knobbs are trying to kiss all over her and they end up pouring champagne on her. I wonder how much she got paid to do this gig.The Mountie, Dino Bravo, and Earthquake come in to celebrate with them and all they keep saying is they are the champions. Maples had no chance there.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Another match with no build but one that will become legendary many years later. Snuka is on his way out so he ends up getting put in with the new guy, the Undertaker. Really not much else to this one but it should be decent.

Match 6: The Undertaker vs. Jimmy Snuka

This one starts off with a stare down between the two and Snuka looks baffled and unsure of himself. Snuka turns his back to fix his knee pads and Undertaker nails him from behind with a clubbing forearm. Taker hits a few right hands and then a choke before dropping Snuka with an awesome flying clothesline. He looked awesome doing that one.

Taker ends up getting the boot up when Snuka charges in and Snuka falls to the outside. Undertaker then suplexes Snuka back into the ring from the apron. Snuka dodges an elbow and he follows that up with chops, head butts, and right hands. Taker ducks out of the way on a splash attempt and Snuka gets hung up on the top rope and he falls to the outside. Snuka goes for a slingshot cross body but Undertaker catches him and ends up getting him in the Tombstone for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….The Undertaker!

Recap:
Really nothing special here from either guy but some of the things Taker did were pretty damn cool. That flying clothesline was top notch as well. Too bad he didn’t get a good catch on the sling shot to where he can just go right into the Tombstone. Other than that this match served it’s purpose. Also, little did we know that this would be the start of the greatest streak in Wrestlemania history. This is what started it all and wasn’t that bad of a start.

They show highlights of what has happened between Ultimate Warrior and Randy Savage.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Savage wanted a title shot from the Warrior if he won his match against Slaughter and the Warrior said no. This pissed Savage off so he ended up costing Warrior the WWF Title. Warrior then wanted his revenge and challenged Savage to a match. They ended up upping the ante by putting their careers on the line in the first ever Career Ending Match. Two of the biggest stars of this time period, and all time if you ask me, going at it with their careers on the line? Sign me up for this one.

Match 7: Career Ending Match: Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage

Before the match starts Bobby Heenan points out the fact that Miss Elizabeth is sitting ringside. Also, both of these guys were starting it early on with the psychology when the Warrior comes out walking to the ring, for the first and only time, during his career. Just a really great way to show how important this match really is to the Warrior and the fact that he wanted to save all of his energy so he can save his career. Just really great stuff and the match hasn’t even started. Also, the ring attire of both men is off the charts and phenomenal. The Warriors robe, tights, knee pads, and pretty much everything was the best of his career. Also, the glitz and the glamour of Savage’s attire was top notch as well. Just really good stuff from both guys.

Savage and Warrior take turns pandering to the crowd before we get the collar and elbow tie up. We get a short feeling out process where Warrior uses his strength while Savage uses his speed and agility. Warrior gets distracted by Sherri but it doesn’t last long before he drops Savage with a clothesline and then a choke toss. Warrior then picks up Savage and drops him with an inverted atomic drop and then a regular atomic drop. Warrior picks up Savage again in the choke but this time he throws Savage right into Sherri, who gets in the ring to interfere. Savage gets tied up in the ropes while Warrior lays in some kicks before he hits Savage with a shot to the mid-section.

Savage gets control and heads to the top and goes for a cross body but Warrior catches him and puts him back on his feet to just humiliate him instead of doing any damage. Savage gets frustrated and heads to the outside to take a breather. Savage ends up picking up a chair and launches it in the ring. Savage tries a sneak attack but it doesn’t work as Warrior drops Savage with right hands and clotheslines.

Warrior goes for a flying shoulder block in the corner but Savage moves out of the way and Warrior goes flying over the top rope and to the outside. Sherri is quick to come over and slap Warrior right in the face to help out Savage. Savage then comes off the top rope and drops Warrior with a double ax handle on the outside. Sherri continues to attack Warrior until the Warrior has enough and shoves her down to the ground but Savage ends up hitting Warrior with a knee to the back. He then rams Warrior right into the post.

Savage ends up going for a neck breaker but Warrior turns it into a backslide for a 2 count. Both guys get to their feet and they have a stare down before Savage spits in the face of Warrior. Sherri then gets on the apron to distract Warrior but it doesn’t work as Warrior catches the boot of Savage and he ends up dropping him with a clothesline. Warrior then hits the ropes 6-7 times and goes for a diving shoulder block but Savage moves out of the way and Warrior goes crashing to the mat. Savage then goes for the head lock as we get a little bit of a break here.

Warrior breaks out of the head lock and then they end up hitting each other with the double clothesline as both guys are laid out. Savage is the first one to his feet and when he goes to pick up Warrior the Warrior gets Savage in a small package. Warrior then confronts the ref as Warrior drive the knee in the back of Warrior and he goes crashing into the ref as the ref takes the bump. Savage then holds up Warrior for Sherri to hit him with the shoe off the top rope but Warrior moves out of the way and Savage gets nailed with the shoe.

Savage stops Warrior’s momentum by pulling him into the corner and then he picks him up and drops him across the top rope and clotheslines him. Savage then hits the running clothesline on the Warrior and then a clothesline to the back of the head of the Warrior. Savage picks up Warrior and drops him with a body slam. Savage goes for the cover and gets a 2 1/2 count. Savage then heads up to the top rope not once, not twice, not three times, not four times, but five times for the Savage Elbow drop and he only gets a 2 count. What a moment. Just awesome is the only way to describe it.

Warrior crawls to the ropes and starts to get the energy from all of his little Warriors. Warrior then lays in the right hands numerous times and then starts nailing Savage with clothesline after clothesline. Warrior then picks up Savage and gets him in a beautiful press slam and follows that up with the big splash to the back for a…..2 count! Warrior looks up to the heavens to look for answers. He can’t believe that Savage kicked out. Warrior then heads toward the exit as he starts talking to his hand. The ref tries to convince him that he needs to stay in the ring and finish it.

Warrior is busy looking at his hand but Savage ends up dropping him with a clothesline and they start to brawl on the outside. Savage drapes Warrior over the barricade on the outside. He then heads up to the top rope and goes for the double ax handle but Warrior moves out of the way and Savage goes crashing into the barricade head first. Warrior then puts Savage back in the ring and he sets him up for his flying shoulder and Savage goes flying to the outside. Warrior then goes out and does it again. Savage again goes to the outside and this time the Warrior brings him back in and does it one more time. This time Savage doesn’t make it to the outside so the Warrior drags him t to the middle of the ring and puts his boot on his chest and raises his arms in victory as the ref counts the 1-2-3. Your winner of the match….The Ultimate Warrior!!!

After the match is over Warrior puts his awesome jacket back on and celebrates in the ring temporarily. He heads out and when he does Sherri gets in the ring and she berates and lays in the kicks to Savage, who is still laid out. Elizabeth finally has enough and jumps the rail. She gets in the ring and throws Sherri out of it. Savage finally comes to and he is confused as to what the hell is going on. After a short pause he finally embraces Elizabeth as they reconcile and Savage gets to go out like the champ that he really is. We also get one of the most iconic moments in Wrestlemania history here and it is one that will last forever if you ask me. They show a few fans ringside who are bawling their eyes out over the moment. Savage lifts Elizabeth on his shoulders as the crowd embraces the Macho King.

Recap:
What to say about this one. I remember this match vividly from when I got the pay per view way back in 1991. I was only 4 years old but I still have memories of this day and specifically this match. I remember after it was all over I would set up cushions around a wall in the house and then I would act like Warrior with my fist in the air and do the running shoulder block. At this point I knew I would forever be a wrestling fan and this would be the match that would define it. Two iconic characters at their very best and they delivered. People can shit on the Ultimate Warrior all they want but he is one half of one of the best Wrestlemania matches of all time. The story that was told from the very get go with the entrance of the Warrior to the very end with Savage and Elizabeth embracing again. It was all perfect and there really isn’t much more that they could have done. If people ask me why I am a wrestling fan then I would point to this match and tell everyone this is why. Thats the ultimate compliment.

We get the 5 minute intermission and when they come back they go to Gorilla and Heenan ringside where they discuss the Intercontinental Title match.

Backstage Interview: The Undertaker & Paul Bearer

Regis just rambles on and on and tries to ask them some questions but Undertaker and Paul Bearer just ignore him. Undertaker then starts measuring Regis side to side and up and down. Getting those measurements for the casket. Regis just keeps rambling so he sends it to Alex.

Backstage Interview: Demolition & Mr. Fuji

Alex calls Fuji Mr. Fuji and Smash quickly corrects him and tells him its Master Fuji. Alex quickly apologizes so he doesn’t get hurt. Smash asks Alex if he thinks he has all the answers but Smash says the only one around here that has all of the answers is Master Fuji. Crush says Fuji knows all about pain and punishment. Fuji then says here so the Jap opponent will know all about pain and suffering.

Backstage Interview: Tenryu & Kitao

Regis gets another group of guys who aren’t going to talk to him. Regis asks them to discuss a game plan or a strategy but they don’t say anything. Regis then says Toyota and Isuzu and they finally get a response out of them. Tenryu then says Kathy Lee. Regis then talks to them like they are stupid as hell and they just no sell it.

Backstage Interview: Jake Roberts

Jake has Damien with it and Jake asks Alex why he is so nervous and Alex says he is not to comfortable with snakes. Jake says that Damien is a fan of Alex and he enjoys the show. Jake then says that Damien’s favorite category is reptiles of the world. Jake then puts Damien right in Alex’s face and he heads out. Jake then says that Damien will have to enjoy the home version of Jeopardy.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
There really is no build to this one and the only reason Tenryu and Kitao are on this card is because they are doing a favorite for Vince since Vince is giving Tenryu some WWF guys to work his show in Japan. Kitao is on the card because he was going to be Tenryu’s next big star in Japan so he wanted to give him the rub. This is also the last time that Demolition will be paired together in the WWF. What a shame and what a missed opportunity they had when they had both Demolition and LOD in the same company at the same time.

Match 8: Demolition vs. Tenryu/Kitao

This one starts with Demolition attacking Kitao before the bell even rings. Smash quickly leaves the ring and we get Crush with Kitao. The ref ends up getting distracted so Fuji gets on the apron and nails Kitao in the back with the cane. Smash gets the tag and they come in and lay in the clubbing forearms to the back of Kitao. Smash and Crush continue to trade tags as they continue to work over Kitao with the most basic of offense. Kitao finally has enough and drops Smash with a big clothesline and then he tags in Tenryu who comes in and starts laying in the chops to Smash and a drop kick to Crush.

Tenryu then goes to the middle rope backwards and goes for an elbow but misses. Crush hits a nice back breaker on Tenryu and then tags in Smash who comes in and does a belly to back suplex on Tenryu. They go for the elbow off the middle rope but Kitao comes in and breaks it up. Smash just sits there with Tenryu laying on his knee before Crush goes up to the top rope and Kitao ends up pushing him off the ropes. Tenryu hits a kick to the back of the head and then a power bomb to Smash for the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….Tenryu & Kitao!

Recap:
This match was the shits and was sloppy as hell. Demolition mailed it in because they probably knew this was it for them. Tenryu and Kitao didn’t impress me at all either. The crowd was still reeling from the last match so they weren’t really into this one at all. This would have been a tough spot for anyone but these two teams did nothing to try and get the crowd hot again. This is definitely skippable.

Backstage Interview: Big Boss Man

Gene says that Boss Man is a champion for justice and today he could be the IC champion. Boss Man says that Perfects belt is on the line and he will be champion when it is all said and done. Boss Man says the days, weeks, and months of insults hurting his moms feelings will be done. Boss Man says when you hurt his moms feelings then they hurt his feelings. Boss Man says that Heenan put all of the members of the Heenan Family and he took them all out except one and that is Mr. Perfect. Boss Man says today Perfect has to get in the ring with him and there are no more chances for appeal, stay of executions are up. Boss Man says that Perfect is going to make a perfect example of crime not paying.

Backstage Interview: Mr. Perfect & Bobby Heenan

Heenan says we are in sunny California. Heenan says this is the home of the LAPD and that we have all seen what has transpired here. Heenan says he has a treat for everyone because he is going to give it to us for zip. Heenan says that all you need to do his hit record on your VCR and then we can see our brand of justice the way Mr. Perfect is going to dish it out to that Barney Fife wannabe the Big Boss Man.

Perfect says that he will not just lay down and give the Boss Man 56 free swipes because he is cool and he is the Intercontinental champion. Most people would be on edge but not him because he is the IC champ and he has all of the tools to stay champion. Perfect says he is exactly what he says he is and that he is the only one and we are looking at him.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This was the culmination fo the feud between Bobby Heenan, the Heenan Family, and the Big Boss Man. Once Rude left the WWF in late 1990 Heenan had to fill in for Rude and do the feud with the Boss Man. Starting at the Royal Rumble Boss Man had to go through each member of the Heenan family before he could get his IC title shot at Mr. Perfect. Well Boss Man did just that and got super over in the process which lead to what should be a pretty good match here.

Match 9: WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Mr. Perfect (c) vs. Big Boss Man

What a great opening to this one. Perfect throws his towel at Boss Man who then wipes his ass with it and throws it back at Perfect. Perfect throws it at him again but this time Boss Man paint brushes him with it. Finally Perfect spits his gum out at the Boss Man and Boss Man decides to spit his out at him. Just a really good opening to this match that is quite entertaining.

Perfect heads to the outside and Boss Man follows him out and Boss Man just bitch slaps him and Perfect does a twist before falling to the mat. Boss Man then gets back in the ring and grabs Perfect by the hair and spins him around by it. Perfect sold that like a million bucks. That was awesome.

Boss Man then gets whipped into the corner but he slides out under the bottom rope and slides back into the ring and hits Perfect with a big boot and a clothesline and then tosses him out of the ring over the top rope. Boss Man goes for a splash in the corner and Perfect gets out of the way to get control of the match for a moment before Boss Man reverses an irish whip and then hits a splash to the back while Perfect is draped over the middle rope. It’s all Boss Man early.

Boss Man takes off his strap and lays it in to the back of Perfect. Boss Man puts it down and Perfect picks it up and wraps it around his fist and he nails the Boss Man with it to get control of this one. Perfect continues to work the lower back of the Boss Man. Perfect gets a few moves in like an abominable stretch and then some chops in the corner before snapping Boss Man over and hitting his running neck snap. Perfect then goes for the Perfect Plex but Boss Man blocks it and turns it into a small package for a 2 count.

Perfect then hits the ropes and does a reverse flipping neck snap for a 2 count. Perfect then heads to the top rope, which is unusual, and he goes for a splash but Boss Man gets his boot up and blocks it. Boss Man then takes Perfect and rams him head first into he turnbuckle and then he ends up throwing Perfect into the corner and then drags him nut first into the post. Boss Man than lays in piston lefts and rights to drive Perfect into the corner and then lays in a right hand that sends Perfect up and over to the outside. Heenan ends up distracting Boss Man and Perfect takes Boss Man and throws him head first into the steps.

Heenan is laying in the kicks to the Boss Man before the crowd erupts and Andre the Giant heads down toward ringside. Heenan sees him coming is scared shitless to see Andre. Perfect then takes off the turnbuckle pad while Andre grabs the title from the time keeper. Perfect finally rams Boss Man into the unprotected turnbuckle. Perfect wants Andre to put his belt back but Andre is having none of it. Perfect gets to close to Andre and he blasts Perfect with the IC title to get both guys laid out in the middle of the ring. Boss Man gets up first and he crawls over to Perfect and he only gets a 2 count. Haku and Barbarian then come out of no where and they attack the Boss Man. Your winner by way of disqualification….Big Boss Man!

After the match Boss Man and Andre the Giant clear out the Heenan Family. Andre starts to walk off but Boss Man chases him down and gets his attention. Boss Man then raises the hand of Andre as they embrace and walk back together.

Recap:
This was a really solid match until the last minute or so of the match. It looked like Andre or Perfect messed up the timing of their spot so it took longer than it should have for Perfect to get laid out with the belt. The finish was weak because of how hot Boss Man got during his feud with Heenan. He was super over by this point and deserved a shot at the belt to see what he could do with it. I am not a fan of DQ finishes on the biggest show of the year because this should be the culmination of the feud and not just a spot in the road to the finish. All in all it was a solid match with a lot of great selling and in ring work by both guys but it was a little disappointing due to the finish.

Ringside Interview: Donald Trump, Chuck Norris, Henry Winkler, & Lou Ferrigno

Gene asks Trump what he thinks of this madness here at LA. Trump said it’s a fantastic day and he is really enjoying the action here. Gene says we hope to see him back again one day with Wrestlemania back in Atlantic City. Trump says we hope very soon. Gene then interviews Chuck Norris. Chuck says they are great athletes and he has been watching wrestling since the Gorgeous George days as well as Argentina Rocca. Chuck says he has worked out with Hulk Hogan before and he did a movie with Professor Tanaka so he knows what great athletes these guys are.

Next up is Henry Winkler. Henry says he is so happy that Ultimate Warrior got his ultimate win tonight. Lastly, Gene interviews Lou Ferrigno and he is excited to be at Wrestlemania with his entire family and he is having a great time. Lou says its like seeing real super heroes right in front of you and he says it is better than the olympics and circus and anything else you can think of.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This match is happening because at the Royal Rumble Greg Valentine and Dino Bravo were 2 of the first 3 entrants in the Rumble. Valentine immediately went after Bravo and I believe ended up eliminating him and turning face in the process. The crowd didn’t really react to it and it didn’t really mean much at the time and it still doesn’t. However, Jimmy Hart wanted his revenge for what Valentine did to Bravo so he sent out the Earthquake to do his dirty work so here we are.

Match 10: Earthquake vs. Greg Valentine

This match starts with Earthquake driving Valentine into the corner and he lays in multiple shoulder thrusts. Earthquake then picks up Valentine and drops him with a power slam in the middle of the ring. Earthquake does his classic fat guy pose and gets a mild reaction from the crowd. I always loved the fact that he posed as if he was some jacked body builder. More fat guys should do that.

Valentine gets control briefly with chops and elbows to Earthquake in the corner but he runs into some problems when he tries to irish whip the Quake. Earthquake ducks early on an irish whip and Valentine drops the elbow on him to the back of the head. Valentine lays in some more chops, punches, elbows, and clotheslines but he can’t get Quake down until he goes off the middle rope with an elbow. Valentine does the wind up elbow and then tries to go for the figure four but instead he drops a head butt between the legs. Valentine goes for the figure for but he can’t get it so he starts to work the knee some more. He damn near gets it on but he stops to deal with Jimmy Hart instead.

Earthquake ends up throwing Valentine down and drops a big elbow to Valentine. Earthquake then calls for the Earthquake splash and he drops it on him for the 1-2-3. Your winner by way of pinfall….Earthquake!

After the match he goes for a second Earthquake splash but Valentine ends up rolling out of the ring to avoid it.

Recap:
This was a nothing match as most of these are towards the end of this show. They over booked these shows and then ran 2-3 minute matches so everyone could get a pay day. Can’t be mad at that but don’t expect quality action out of most of these matches. Earthquake was always awesome to me in spurts so this was the perfect amount of time for him to me. Valentine’s face turn amounted to nothing because they never really ran with it and I can’t say that I blame them with the way Valentine was working for the last 3-4 years leading up to this. Anyways, nothing worth seeing here but it’s not bad if you do decide to sit through it.

Backstage Interview: Legion of Doom

Mooney says tonight could be a night of reckoning for the Power & Glory. Animal says thats right because all of the people in the WWF know that they should have had the title shot against the Hart’s and they should be the champs right now. Animal says that Power & Glory stuck their nose in their business and now they are going to pay and when they are done with the Power and Glory they are going after the Nasty Boys.

Hawk states Power & Glory a couple of times and then he says after tonight they are going to be sour and gory……uhhhhhhhh what a rush!

Pre-Match Thoughts:
They had a battle royal on an episode of Superstars to determine the #1 contender for the Tag Team titles. Legion of Doom were in position to win it after they eliminated Power & Glory but Hercules and Roma stuck around and ended up helping the Nasty Boys eliminate the Legion of Doom. Now the LOD are out for revenge and theres no better place to get that than at Wrestlemania. A little side note here but both Hercules and Roma were pretty banged up and were kind of forced to work this show. Roma swears if he would have taken the bump wrong he could have had his arm amputated. Hercules was working with a pretty bad back so he couldn’t do any bumps either but they sucked it up and went out and put on a very quick and short match.

Match 11: Legion of Doom vs. Power & Glory

LOD are taking off their shoulder pads when Power and Glory attack both of them with their chains. They go for a double team but Hawk hits a double clothesline and you can clearly tell Hercules and Roma can’t work at all. Hercules and Hawk end up on the outside while Roman heads to the top rope and goes for a cross body but Animal catches him and drops him with a power slam. Roma then goes up and gets dropped with the Doomsday Device for the 1-2-3. Your winners of the match the Legion of Doom!

Recap:
This was a squash and nothing more. You can see that Hercules and Roma are both injured and Roma is doing everything he can to protect his arm. He is barely holding it and he is keeping it elevated. You can also see when he takes the clothesline he twists his body so he lands on the good arm and not the bad one. A shame they were forced to work under those conditions but it would have been bad to cost the LOD a worked match on the biggest show of the year. Kudos to Power & Glory for going out there and doing the quick job and good work on LOD’s part for not doing anything that could have injured them more.

They show highlights of what has happened between Ted Dibiase and Virgil.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Everyone knows this story and what led to this one. Virgil was the body guard and was asked to humiliating things over and over. He finally had enough at the Royal Rumble and he decked DiBiase with the belt. That leads us to the match here at Wrestlemania.

Match 12: Ted DiBiase vs. Virgil

Virgil starts off bouncing around and laying in some shitty looking left hands. He also uses his quickness to avoid the moves of DiBiase and he continues to use the fists to keep DiBiase out of sync. DiBiase tries to box back but he misses everything and Virgil hits some more lefts and rights to make DiBiase even more frustrated. Virgil gets control with a clothesline in the ring and then a clothesline of DiBiase to the outside. Virgil throws DiBiase back into the ring and when he gets in he gets caught with a boot and then a clothesline but Virgil gets right back up and hits DiBiase with a back elbow for a 2 count.

DiBiase has the ref check the fists of Virgil and when they finally go at it again Virgil decides to wrestle and ends up taking DiBiase down. They get back up and this time DiBiase shoots the leg and takes Virgil down and slams him head first into the mat. DiBiase continues to the control with clotheslines and a piledriver for a count. DiBiase hits Virgil with a suplex and then a gut-wrench suplex before throwing Virgil to the floor. DiBiase throws Virgil back into the ring and Piper gets in his face so DiBiase ends up pushing Piper down.

DiBiase gets back in the ring and drops Virgil with a power slam while Piper struggles to get up off the floor on the outside. DiBiase goes to hit the ropes but Piper uses his crutch and pulls the top rope down and DiBiase goes flying to the outside. DiBiase gets up and he lays out Piper with a right hand and then kicks him down while the ref counts DiBiase out. Your winner of the match by count-out….Virgil!

After the match DiBiase gets in the ring and attacks Virgil and he slaps on the Million Dollar Dream. Piper gets back to his feet and he gets in the ring and nails DiBiase in the back with the crutch. Sherri comes out of no where and takes the crutch from Piper and then DiBiase clotheslines Piper from behind. They then work the bad knee of Piper with the crutch before refs come out and stop them.

Virgil then gets on the mic and makes Piper get back to his feet without any help. Virgil then helps Piper as they head to the back.

Recap:
This match was eh and nothing special. Virgil got super over but this match just kind of sucked. The pacing was slow and boring and not even Piper could help it. The finish was weak and just came out of no where. The post match stuff was pretty good and really got the heat back on to the DiBiase with them attacking Piper and his bad leg which he suffered in a motorcycle accident a few weeks prior. The post match stuff is decent but everything leading up to that was kind of trash.

They show highlights of Sgt. Slaughter catching the Hulk Hogan shirt on fire from a few weeks ago.

Backstage Interview: Sgt. Slaughter & General Adnan

Adnan starts talking in gibberish and I have no idea what the hell he is saying. It sounds like trash no matter what language he is speaking. Slaughter tells Mooney to stand at attention and to listen up. Slaughter says that he is the new ruler of the WWF and that Hogan is playing by his rules now. Slaughter says he is the WWF Champion and there is nothing Hogan can do about it. Slaughter says they are playing by his rules. They show highlights of Slaughter taking a chair to the back of Hulk Hogan. Slaughter says its a great feeling hitting Hogan with a chair and it makes him feel good to see the immortal slime laying face down on the canvas. Slaughter says its going to be an even better feeling seeing Hogan lay on his back a defeated man at the hands of the new ruler of the WWF, Sgt. Slaughter.

Slaughter says he could get himself disqualified or counted out where Hogan may be the winner but he won’t be the champion. Slaughter says when it is all said and done he will still be laughing.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Really no build leading up to this one either but I do believe these two had a match on Prime Time or Superstars where they went a little bit longer than this one but the finish was similar. Mountie got ahold of the shock stick and ended up getting the cheap pin. Mountie also said a lot of derogatory things about Tito being Mexican as they lead up to the match. We will see what happens here but I have a feeling it will be much of the same.

Match 13: The Mountie vs. Tito Santana

We start off with a tie up and then a leap frog by the Mountie but when he goes for it a second time Tito goes for the flying forearm and nails him with it. Mountie rolls to the floor and Tito rams Mountie head first into Jimmy Hart. Tito then hits an atomic drop and he follows that up with a big right hand. Mountie tries to leave the ring but he is hanging on to the ropes and apron. The ref pulls Tito off and when Tito goes back in to the Mountie shocks him with the shock stick. Mountie gets the cover and the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….The Mountie!

Recap:
There really is nothing to recap here. Tito looked fine and the Mountie played his gimmick perfectly. He cheated to win and they ended this one rather quickly. Nothing much more to it than that.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Hogan says he heard everything Slaughter had to say. Hogan says he may be laughing now but after Wrestlemania 7 he won’t have the last laugh. Hogan says it’s not a laughing matter when he torched the banner of Hulkamania or when he tried to torch all of the dreams of the Hulkamaniacs. Hogan solemnly swears that will never happen again Sarge. Hogan says that Slaughter new rules and all Slaughter knows is ground warfare and hand to hand combat. Hogan says this is new technology and this is the Hulk Hogan of 1991. Hogan says he is going to be the new WWF Champion. Hogan says Slaughter has underestimated the enemy because he has no idea what he and his Hulkamaniacs have in store for Slaughter.

Gene asks Hogan if he is the same Hogan from a week ago. They then show Slaughter and Adnan attacking Hulk Hogan from the prior week. Hogan says he is not the same Hulkamaniac from a week ago. Hogan says he has done a 360 after he felt the new rules of Slaughter. Well if you done a 360 then that means you are back to where you started so you are the same Hogan as a week ago. Brilliant. Hogan says wait til he is in the ring to see what kind of man he is now. Hogan says as far as Slaughter keeping the belt he would need to tear out the heart of Hulk Hogan and America to remain champion. Hogan then starts saying the National Anthem, Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light Sgt. Slaughter that he will be the new WWF Champion and Slaughter will just be another victim of the twilights last gleaming! I swear it sounds like he said creaming but oh well. We will just move on and get to the main event here.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This one was built off Hogan defending the honor of the United States of America against the Iraqi turn coat Sgt. Slaughter. WWF was playing off the Gulf War thinking it would rally the fans behind them but it was such a blatant exploitation of the war that it turned people away more than it brought them in. They had terrible ticket sales leading up to the show so they had to move it from the LA Coliseum to the LA Sports Arena. They say it’s due to security concerns but the reality is the Coliseum wasn’t selling so they had to go to the smaller venue. Anyways, the match itself should be decent but we will see about that.

Match 14: WWF Title Match: Sgt. Slaughter (c) vs. Hulk Hogan

They bring out all the celebrities so they can take their positions. Marla is the time keeper, Regis is the commentator, and Alex is the ring announcer. Slaughter comes out first with the Iraqi flag and then Hogan comes out with a giant American flag and the crowd goes nuts for him. Gorilla starts the hype train early with calling Hogan our national hero and really driving home the USA vs. Iraq narrative of this one. I bet that didn’t turn people off.

The match starts off with Hogan chasing Adnan and Slaughter around the ring. They then get back in the ring and they square off. The ref kicks Adnan out of the ring while Slaughter continues to talk shit to Hogan with the ref separating them. They finally tie up and and they roll around the ropes together until the ref forces them to break it. They take turns throwing the ref down so they can stay tied up and finally Hogan throws Slaughter down and he goes flipping across the ring. Hogan ends up hitting Slaughter with a big shoulder block and Slaughter goes flipping upside down into the ropes.

Hogan heads outside to get Slaughter and Adnan attacks him from behind before Slaughter grabs a steel chair and nails Hogan in the back with it but Hogan no sells it. Slaughter gets control by raking the eyes of Hogan and then he continues to work over Hogan with chops, eye rakes, and attacking the face. He then goes for a boot stomp to the hands but Hogan moves his hand and Slaughter totally misses it. That looked terrible.

Slaughter goes for an elbow drop but Hogan quickly gets up and lays in some right hands and then a big time clothesline. Hogan takes an elbow to the face and then an atomic drop. Hogan goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Hogan rams Slaughter into the turnbuckle two times and then throws him into the steel post one time and then gets Slaughter in a back drop. Hogan continues the onslaught with a whip to the corner face first, a knee to the back, and then a slingshot to the turnbuckle post.

Hogan ends up keeping control until he decides to go to the top rope but Adnan grabs his leg to stop him and Slaughter ends up body slamming him off the top to get control of the match. Slaughter dumps Hogan over the top rope with a clothesline and then proceeds to hit Hogan in the back with 2 chair shots and then chokes Hogan out with a TV cable. Slaughter gets him back in the ring and starts to work the back of Hogan. Slaughter gets Hogan in the Boston Crab but Hogan is laying right next to the ropes. All Hogan needs to do is stick his arm out and he has the rope break but he doesn’t even do that. Just a stupid spot and it makes no sense at all that Hogan just didn’t grab the ropes.

Slaughter ends up going to the top rope and comes off with a boot to the lower back of Hogan. For some dumbass reason Adnan is standing on the apron distracting the ref while Slaughter could have had a 10 count. What the hell was the point of that? This match makes no sense at all. Anyways, Slaughter heads to the outside and grabs the chair again and blasts Hogan in the head with it. Slaughter goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count. Hogan is now busted wide open after the chair shot. Slaughter then gets Hogan in the Camel Clutch right in the middle of the ring. Slaughter breaks free of the hold and works over the back before putting it back on again.

Hogan gets to his feet with Slaughter on his back so instead of running backwards to ram Slaughter back first into the buckle, Hogan charges forward and ends up getting pushed right into the turnbuckle. Man the thought process and booking of this match is phenomenal. Anyways, Slaughter grabs the Iraq flag and drapes it over Hogan to go for the 1-2-3 but Hogan kicks out at 2. Hogan then Hulks up, rips the Iraqi flag, then and proceeds to do the three punch, big boot, leg drop combo and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and NEW WWF CHAMPION….HULK HOGAN!!!

After the match Hogan grabs the American flag and waves it around and poses as the show fades to black.

Recap:
This match was eh didn’t really deliver. After re-watching this match closely I can say for sure that Slaughter sucked and had no business being in this position. A lot of his offense was trash and he just wasn’t believable to me. The fact he got to go back to back pay per views with Warrior then Hogan is beyond me. It seems like this show completely lost its legs after Warrior/Savage and not even Hogan could bring it back. Hogan did his best with Hogan but this match just didn’t work with me and when you throw in the Iraq War shit show that this match was based on then you got the recipe for trash and thats what this match is. It moves way to slow for my liking and that has a lot to do with how terrible Slaughter is. This is the second worst Hogan main event, behind only his match a year later with Sid. Not the best of finishes to an otherwise decent show.

Final Thoughts:
So there we have it, Wrestlemania 7 is in the books. There is a lot of personal memories and nostalgia that makes me enjoy this show more than I should. The card isn’t the best outside of a handful of matches. The main event was a sham due to the circumstances surrounding and it really turned a lot of people off to the product. So based off all of that it should be given a negative review. However, I tend to look at the positives and there was enough good on this card to warrant watching it. We have the excellent opener with the Rockers vs. Haku and Barbarian, the tag team title match between the Harts and the Nasty Boys, Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage, Boss Man vs. Perfect, and Hogan vs. Slaughter. They all delivered for the most part and really make this show worth watching.

The best match on this card as well as one of the best in Mania history is by far Savage vs. Warrior. The storytelling, the moves, the moments, and pretty much everything about the entire match from entrances to the finish with Savage and Liz was perfect. It is one of my favorite matches of all time and I still remember being a kid and being mesmerized by these two and it made me fall in love with wrestling. For that reason alone it gets a pass in my book.

The one thing that really hampered this show was all of the emotion that the Warrior and Savage got out of the crowd. The reason that was a problem is because after that match the entire show just felt flat and the fans never really recovered. Hogan and Slaughter didn’t put on a good enough match to get them back until the very end when Hogan did what he does. The last hour+ dragged just because of how great Warrior and Savage was.

All in all this isn’t the best Wrestlemania of all time and it probably isn’t even in the top 10 for most people. However, there are a lot of great matches, moments, and memories that were made on this crowd so it is definitely worth checking out and one that can be entertaining if you enjoyed this time period of the WWF.

So, that does it this edition of the Event Center. Next up on the docket is Wrestlemania 19 as we continue to run through Wrestlemania’s as we head to the grand daddy of them all, Wrestlemania 35 on April 7th. Thanks again for reading and I will catch you all next time.

THE AUDIT: WRESTLEMANIA VIII REVIEW

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With this year’s WrestleMania growing close, we continue to Audit some of the ‘Manias’ of years gone by. This time we take a trip back to April 5, 1992 and the Hoosier Dome for WrestleMania VIII. That’s the number 8 for those who aren’t good with their Roman Numerals. Loosely dubbed ‘The Double Main Event”, this WrestleMania would feature not just a WWF Heavyweight Title defense by “Nature Boy” Ric Flair as he battled “Macho Man” Randy Savage, but we’d also witness what would be Hulk Hogan’s initial “last match” as he took on the maniacal Sid Justice.[spacer height=”20px”]

WWF WRESTLEMANIA VIII
“THE MACHO/FLAIR AFFAIR!”
“FRIENDS TORN APART!”

 

[spacer height=”20px”]It was April 5, 1992 from the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana. This would be the first WrestleMania (since the original) to clock in at under 3 hours. The WWF had dropped the fourth hour of the show and condensed the show down into the more common three hour format they used for SummerSlam, Survivor Series, and the Royal Rumble. With less time, comes less matches, and it was probably for the best as by 1992 the talent pool had really become shallow compared to years past. Don’t get me wrong, there were some good talent, both on top and on the rise, but overall the star power wasn’t as powerful as years past. This was the beginning of the transition era for the WWF. Here’s the card for the event.

* WWF Heavyweight Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage
* Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice
* Intercontinental Champion “Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Bret “Hitman” Hart
* The Undertaker vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts
* WWF Tag Team Champions Money Incorporated vs. The Natural Disasters
* The Big Boss Man, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter, and Virgil vs. The Nasty Boys, The Mountie, and The Repo Man
* “El Matador” Tito Santana vs. Shawn Michaels
* Tatanka vs. “The Model” Rick Martel
* “The Rocket” Owen Hart vs. Skinner
* There was also scheduled to be a British Bulldog vs. Berzerker match that didn’t take place, but more on that later.

Plus Reba McEntire, Ray Combs, The Legion of Doom, and more!

* In the dark match, The Bushwhackers defeated the Beverly Brothers. If this match was half as painful as their Royal Rumble 1992 match, then thank God this match has remained ‘Dark’ for all these years!

The show begins with Gorilla and Bobby doing the announcing duties. It’s hard to get over the absence of Ventura since WrestleMania VI, but if anyone could fill his spot at Mania then I’m glad it’s Bobby. We’re off to the ring for country music star Reba McEntire to sing the Star-Spangled Banner.

[spacer height=”20px”]And immediately upon completing the song, things kick off with El Matador making his way to the ring. Sad to see that even with the long entrance aisle they didn’t bring back the ring carts. Damn you WWF![spacer height=”20px”]

(Notes going in: You’ll find that half of this show is just matches thrown together. As was the case in WrestleMania’s gone by, the only problem is this show is cut down immensely, by almost a third, and so it really sticks out here. Still, we’ve got the capable Tito Santana, who has been a part of every WrestleMania to date going up against the newly turned heel Shawn Michaels. Tito was stuck with the Matador gimmick during the fall of 1991 as a way to revive his career… It didn’t work. Maybe he just needed a pink mask and a midget bull mascot. Shawn turned heel at the beginning of 1992 after he threw his Rocker partner Marty Jannetty through the window of the Barber Shop talk show segment. Shawn was clearly ready for the next level, and he was given a chance to take the next step here, going up against a guy that was the king of making new heels look good.)

Sensational Sherri, in all her glory, grabbing her own ass and looking seductive for the camera.

Tito Santana’s response sums up his career at this point, as he coughs in his hand and knows his days as a star are numbered.

It wasn’t even a real cough either. One of those fake forced coughs. Tito was just preparing for his post wrestling career of running his hair salon and teaching of some sort. Just look at that pony tail! I was a big Santana fan, but he really fell off the tracks with El Matador.


“El Matador” Tito Santana vs. Shawn Michaels (with Sensational Sherri)

The bell sounds prematurely, and Shawn spends the first minute of the match having his garb removed. Michaels pokes and shoves Tito, and Santana lets him have it for it. Early body block by Santana gets 2. Since they’ve been working a total of 30 seconds, Tito decides to slow things down with a side headlock. Michaels escapes and throws some jabs, some fun off the ropes antics follow with Shawn grabbing the rope to put on the brakes, but Santana clotheslines him over the top to the floor. Tito drags Shawn back in the ring with a HEADLOCK. Of all the ways to bring a guy back into the ring, a headlock? Seriously? Shawn breaks the headlock in the corner, Santana misses an Irish whip, but Shawn jumps over Tito as he charges the corner. They repeat the spot, but this time Tito doesn’t run underneath Shawn, and instead stands there waiting… with a HEADLOCK. Shawn finally escapes again, Tito with a small package for 2, and Tito goes… you guessed it, right back to the HEADLOCK.

Michaels finally pulls a leverage move and sends Tito flying out of the ring. Santana sells it for too long outside the ring, Shawn drags him back in for a backbreaker. Now Michaels uses a reverse chinlock, like we haven’t had enough headlocks already. Santana escapes the chinlock but runs straight into a SUPERKICK! Shawn doesn’t even bother to cover as it was not yet his finisher. Instead Shawn goes for the “Tear Drop Suplex”, but Santana breaks free and eventually nails Shawn with a FLYING FOREARM, but Shawn rolls out of the ring. Santana follows Shawn out and sends him into the steps before hitting a Slingshot Forearm back into the ring on Michaels. That was new for Tito. Santana with a kneelift and an inverted atomic drop and Shawn starts the Mr. Perfect bumps. Santana lands “El Paso Del Muerte” (which correctly written would actually be El Paso de la Muerte, but it’s 1992 and Vince doesn’t care about foreign languages or who he offends), but Shawn again rolls out of the ring. Tito tries to bring Shawn back in over the top rope with a slam, but Michaels grabs the ropes causing Santana to lose his balance. Shawn lets go of the rope as Tito yanks back, and Santana takes a bump with Shawn landing on top for the 1-2-3 in 10:37. I guess Tito should have stuck to the headlock. Eat your heart out girls.

Winner: Mr. WrestleMania

(Post Match Thoughts: This was an okay opener. I really expected a lot more given the guys involved. They did just enough to get the mood going, I think that’s why Shawn opened so many WrestleManias. They worked an okay pace here, not as fast as I had originally anticipated, but they kept the match going when Tito wasn’t holding a headlock. Needless to say, far too much headlocking going on, but Tito had been notorious for that, go back at match WrestleMania I against the Masked Executioner and you’ll see what I mean. This was Shawn’s first real stepping stone on his way up the ladder, Tito worked his part and looked good when he was making his comeback. Good bumping by Michaels. Gorilla Monsoon noted during the match that Shawn had already challenged the winner of the IC Title match, so it was evident Michaels was definitely headed somewhere. Shawn’s character was at it’s best with Sherri, in my opinion. I enjoyed the match for what it was. When I first watched this live back in 1992 the finish sort of confused me, I hadn’t seen that finish done before at that time. Watching it now, it’s good because it’s not an overused finish, I think I was just hoping for a ‘finisher’ win back when the show originally aired. I don’t see why Tito couldn’t have fallen to the Tear Drop Suplex, it’s not like he was being pushed. Decent stuff by two talented guys, one on his way up, and the other who essentially passed the torch, so to speak. **1/4)

– An unexpected interview with Mean Gene Okerlund, as he’s standing on the interview stage and simply announces “here they come”. It doesn’t take long before the LOD music hits, and we get the return of Hawk & Animal. The two had been off TV since Royal Rumble or so. They had dropped the belts to Money Inc on a house show and basically disappeared from the WWF. Here we are, less than two months later, and the team has returned, but they weren’t alone. LOD returns with their manager Paul Ellering! Some of the fans cheer Paul, but it’s evident the majority don’t know who he is. The point of this interview was to get LOD on the big PPV, announce that they’re back, and Ellering is there to steer the ship. LOD mention in their own round about way that they’ve maybe lost focus, they need a driver, and Paul is behind the wheel. Ellering’s interviews didn’t really work in the WWF for me.

A video plays of the issues between the Undertaker and Jake Roberts, followed by a prerecorded interview with the Snake Man.

 

(Notes going in: Jake had turned heel over the summer of 1991, when he aligned himself with the Undertaker in an attempt to take out the Ultimate Warrior. When Warrior left the WWF following SummerSlam ’91, the new feud focused on Jake vs. Randy Savage, with the Undertaker lurking on occasion. Jake would take things too far shortly after the 1992 Royal Rumble, even for the Undertaker’s taste, when on an episode of the Main Event the Snake tried to crack Elizabeth over the head with a chair. The dead man grabbed the chair from the Snake just in the nick of time to save the lovely Liz, and Roberts was laid out instead. Instant face turn for the Taker, and an instant feud with the Snake. Jake would show up on Paul Bearer’s Funeral Parlor segment and laid out Bearer with a DDT while he had the Undertaker’s hand trapped inside a casket! With his hand trapped in a casket, Jake beat down the Taker with a steel chair, but the Undertaker just kept coming, slowly stalking Jake to the dressing room, while dragging the casket behind him. It was a pretty cool segment.)

The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts

Jake lands a series of punches, which Taker no sells. Finally, Jake makes a little progress and sends Taker over the top rope, but the dead man lands on his feet and pulls Roberts to the floor. Once back in the ring, Jake has control with some corner work. Taker blocks an Irish whip and tosses Jake to the corner instead. Several Irish whips, choking, choking, and yes, even more choking by the dead man. It’s like Tito with the headlocks all over again. Taker hits the big flying clothesline and the fans finally make some noise. Back to silence from the crowd as the slow plodding match continues. Taker looks like he’s going for the Tombstone, but Jake floats over and lands the DDT! BUT TAKER SITS UP!

Undertaker tries a choke, but Jake counters with a short clothesline. Taker sits up again! SECOND DDT! But Jake doesn’t cover, he goes after Paul Bearer at ringside, nailing him and grabbing the earn, but Jake misses the fact that the Undertaker has risen again! Taker follows Jake out and TOMBSTONES HIM ON THE FLOOR! Taker rolls Jake back inside and gets the pin in 6:41.

Winner: Taker 2-0

 

 

 

 

(Post Match Thoughts: This was pretty bad. Taker was still no selling everything and moving slow around the ring. It didn’t help that his offense was a choke, chops to the throat, and old school, which he didn’t even use here. Sort of ironic that when Taker was young and had amazing agility he was relegated to doing basically nothing, but in the latter days of his career he really started to move around. This match was nothing more than another glorified squash for the Undertaker, and that’s pretty bad when you have someone with the star power of Roberts in there. They could have done a lot more given the opportunity. Jake had quit the company earlier in the day, not sure if that had anything to do with it, but likely not. 3/4*, but that’s just for the DDT’s and the finish, even if Jake’s head missed the floor by a good foot. The match itself was little more than nothing.)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Prior to the Intercontinental Title match, Mean Gene interviews both wrestlers at the same time. Bret Hart wants his IC Title back from the Hot Rod. Roddy talks about their time growing up, and takes some digs at the Hitman in his usual Roddy Piper fashion. Playing off their last interview together where Roddy teased decking Hart, only to reply “I coulda had ya”, this time as they begin to walk away it’s Bret who grabs Piper and repeats the line “I coulda had ya”. Piper quickly holds his fist up to reveal he had a belt wrapped around it and responds to Bret “No you couldn’t of”. Classic Roddy. Bret walks off with Piper closing the segment. This was fun.

(Notes going in: Bret had suffered a serious battle with the flu, running a very high temperature shortly before the 1992 Royal Rumble, and the title was handed off to the Mountie on a house show. The originally booked IC Title match at Rumble ’92 which was to feature The Mountie challenging Hart, would be changed to the Mountie now defending the title against a good friend of Hart’s, one Roddy Piper. Roddy would finally realize his first WWF Championship reign when he captured the IC Title from the Mountie at the Rumble, and remained champion in a successful rematch. Storyline goes, though lifelong friends, Bret Hart wanted his IC Title back, and wouldn’t let friendship stand in his way. The title match was set for Mania with Piper defending against his friend Bret. A few situations on TV helped add heat to the match, even though the names sold it alone. There was an interview where Piper teases attacking Bret Hart, but chooses not to, instead telling Hart “I Coulda Had Ya”. To further the issues, during an IC Title match as part of the March to WrestleMania VIII special on the USA Network, Piper was facing off with Shawn Michaels. With the referee down, and Shawn using a boot for illegal activities, Bret would come to ringside to counteract the issue, and hand Roddy the boot. Piper was unjustly caught with the boot in his hand and disqualified, thus giving Shawn the win. Piper blamed Bret for the loss, and an argument ensued.)

WWF Intercontinental Championship Match
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper (c) vs. Bret “Hitman” Hart

Some good wrestling by both as things get going. A little back and forth “top that” going on. Piper spits at Bret. Bret Hart tries a body block, but both men tumble over the top rope to the floor. Piper offers to help Bret back inside, but fakes out the Hitman and puts the boots to him. Piper lands a signature bulldog for 2. Looks like Bret bladed while on the outside, that’s a Titan No-no. Bret counters a backdrop with a sunset flip, and Piper gets pissed off. Roddy turns to his Golden Glove experience and lands a series of jabs on Bret.

Bret fights back and hits a clothesline that sends Roddy to the floor. Piper comes rushing back in, but both men hit each other with a double clothesline. Piper goes to the top rope. WTF? Bret plays possum, jumps up off the mat and pulls Roddy off the top. Hart makes a comeback, hitting a suplex for 2, Russian legsweep for 2. Bret with a backbreaker and and tries for a Sharpshooter, but Piper blocks it. Bret goes to the middle rope for the elbow, but Piper gets his foot up in the face of Hart. The bloody Hart and Piper begin throwing punches on their knees, and then on their feet. Bret grabs a headlock, Roddy shoves him off and right into the referee. The ref goes down!

Piper knocks Bret to the floor and slams him into the steps. Piper grabs the RING BELL! The referee is down and Roddy Piper climbs in the ring with the steel bell! Piper holds the bell up over his head. He’s going to crack Hart with it! It’s old school Roddy Piper. Piper holds the bell up, but has second thoughts, he looks to the fans who boo him. Piper finally decides against using the bell, and tosses it out of the ring. The fans pop huge for Roddy’s good guy antics. Piper locks on the sleeper, but Bret kicks his feet off the top turnbuckle, sending both men backwards to the mat and Hart lands on top to get the pin, and regains the IC championship after 13:51.

Winner: Bret Hart

After the match, Piper shows a sign of respect, as the two men embrace and Roddy puts the IC belt around Bret’s waste.

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Roddy Piper has never been known for having classic technical matches, and while this wasn’t a masterpiece on the mat, it was still a really good wrestling match. It’s probably Piper’s best match in all his years with the WWF, probably his first good wrestling match since Starrcade ’83. Bret Hart did a blade job here in a time where bleeding was a huge no-no within the company. I think Hart claimed it was hard way at the time and got out of a major scolding. Roddy grabbing the ring bell, then looking to the fans and tossing it aside was a great touch. Both men were able to leave baby faces, though I was cheering a Piper heel turn when he grabbed the bell way back when. Instead, this would be Piper’s final in ring work with the WWF until his resurgence for that God awful King of the Ring match with Jerry Lawler. A good story here, told by two of the best, good match, good finish. Based on most other reviews of this show I think the match gets a little higher rating than it deserves, but I’ll still go ***3/4)[spacer height=”20px”]

And now Bobby Heenan has a surprise for us! The latest edition to the World Bodybuilding Federation, “Total Package” Lex Luger! Lex still had a year on his WCW contract when he gave them notice back in January 1992. Luger did the right thing, jobbing to good buddy Sting on the way out and leaving the Stinger with the WCW Title. Luger makes his WWF, excuse me, his WBF debut here. With a year left on his WCW contract, Luger couldn’t sign anywhere as a WRESTLER, so Vince, in all his genius, signs Luger to Bodybuilding contract expecting to spend the next year building Luger up that way. It was planned to work out to help both companies, it was a wrestling name to attract new fans to the WBF, and at the same time Lex would be exposed to the wrestling fans for a full year before he would make his ring debut.

[spacer height=”20px”]Might have worked, except Luger got in a major auto accident and spent most of 1992 recovering. That’s also where he got the steel plate inserted into his forearm. And look at the picture above, he wasn’t nearly this huge when he showed up at Rumble 93. In amazing shape yes, but without the same mass. Look at him here. [spacer height=”20px”]

Moving alone, we’ve got an 8-Man tag coming up and we hear from the participants. The Mountie gets racist, when mentioning serving hard time, Mountie says the only person that will be “serving” is Virgil. Good old Jacques. I wouldn’t expect anything less.

(Notes going in: This was done specifically as a way to get everyone of any form of importance on the show that wasn’t already booked. The original plans for the show were for Hacksaw & Slaughter to challenge for the WWF Tag Titles, but that was later switched to the Disasters before it was officially announced on TV. I have no idea why the Boss Man was stuck in this junk after having a pretty damn good 1991. Virgil is sporting the nose guard mask after suffering the broken nose at the hands of Sid Justice on TV. This was pretty much the tail end of Virgil’s push, but he was still hanging in there. The Mountie goes from a short IC Title reign to stuck in this match. Repo Man debuted with a push, but by now he’s working matches like this. While odd that Jimmy Hart was managing two tag teams (the Disasters and Nastys) during 1991, it’s even more odd that Hart is managing the tag champion Money Inc AND Nasty Boys. What point is sticking with a man who is obviously going to prevent you from ever challenging the champions? The Nastys would finally come to that same conclusion MANY months later.)

To add to the festivities of this match, we’ve got the then host of the ‘Family Feud’, the late Ray Combs, as the ring announcer. Ray only wound up announcing the heel team, as the entire point was for him to crack jokes on all four heels. It was a way to build up an upcoming WBF vs. WWF Heels week on the Family Feud. Once the jokes were done, the heels tried to go after Combs, causing the faces to make the save, and we move into the match.


Eight-Man Tag Team Match
The Big Boss Man, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter, and Virgil
vs. The Nasty Boys, The Repo Man, and The Mountie (with Jimmy Hart)

The faces jump the heels and hit a quadruple back elbow and a quadruple clothesline. Repo Man runs into a clothesline from Virgil, a double clothesline from Hacksaw and Sarge, and the heels regroup. Hacksaw starts things off with Sags. Sags jumps Duggan while he HOOOO’ing, but Duggan quickly turns things around and Sags ends up in the babyface corer. Slaughter tags in, but the heels immediately take over with Knobbs tagging in.

Slaughter reverses an Irish whip by Knobbs, lands a Slaughter Cannon clothesline and a double stomp. Boss Man tags in and unloads with his rapid fire punching, including a Popeye wind up punch. Boss Man gets cut off and Knobbs tags in Repo. Repo Man drops Boss Man to all fours and jumps on his back, it works once, but Boss Man spins over onto his back and Report lands balls first into a punch from BBMan when he tries it again. Funny spot.

Virgil tags in and does a little shuffling, but it’s not long before the heels double and triple team him. Sags lands the pumphandle slam for 2. Mountie tags in for the FIRST TIME. Mountie climbs to the middle rope, shouts “I AM THE MOUNTIE!” and jumps off right into a spike slam by the Big Boss Man who had seen enough. Everything breaks down, everyone falls to the floor except the Nasty Boys and Virgil. Knobbs removes the nose guard from Virgil’s face and attempts to use it to smash him with it, but Virgil ducks and Knobbs nails Sags instead. Virgil makes the cover on Sags, while Duggan takes care of Knobbs and this one is over in 6:36. And they can’t cut away from the ring fast enough for a Flair interview.

Winner: Team Babyface

(Post Match Thoughts: Like I said, just a way to get these guys on the show. Boss Man and the Mountie had their issues in 1991, but it had long since been resolved. This was almost embarrassing to watch. I honestly felt bad for them. Eight guys out there doing very little in a rushed match. All eight guys got a payday, so good for them. 1/4* just for keeping it short. Boss Man’s best days in the WWF were clearly behind him, as was the case for everyone in this match.)[spacer height=”20px”]

We go to Sean Mooney who is standing by with the Nature Boy and Mr. Perfect. Hennig is supposedly looking at the giant centerfold of Elizabeth, which they promise to show to the world once Flair retains his title tonight against the Macho Man. Wooooo[spacer height=”20px”]

(Notes going in: Initially this match was put together after Hulk Hogan passed up his championship opportunity in order to seek revenge on Sid Justice. Jack Tunney named Randy Savage the new #1 contender to the title. The mind games began as Flair released some shocking photos in the WWF Magazine of himself and Elizabeth together as a couple. There was even a picture of a towel that read “R & L”, which Flair claimed stood for Ric and Liz, rather than Randy and Liz. Flair would refer to Liz as “damaged goods” and recite the line “she was mine, before she was yours” more than I can count. It would come out that Flair superimposed himself into said pictures, as the following WWF Magazine would show the real pictures which featured Savage in place of the Nature Boy in the images. The R&L stood for Randy & Liz. The damage had already been done, the name of the lovely Elizabeth had been besmirched, and Savage wanted mad revenge. There’s nothing worse than a pissed off Macho Man. Dig it!)

WWF World Heavyweight Championship Match
“Nature Boy” Ric Flair (c) (with Mr. Perfect) vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Elizabeth)

Savage goes after Flair in the aisle, but Mr. Perfect grabs Macho by his hair and drags him back to ringside. Flair tries to get a jump on Macho, but it doesn’t work. Savage sends Ric into the corner with a high knee and starts to work on the champion. Savage gets a little too intense and the referee holds him back, Macho charges back at Flair but is backdropped to the outside. Flair drives Savage into the ring apron and takes over. Flair wisely goes to work on the back of the Macho Man hitting a variety of suplex, among other things. Flair has complete control, until Savage counters a backdrop with a neckbreaker. Flair goes to the top rope, BUT, you guessed it, he’s slammed off the top, and a BIG backdrop by Savage. A pair of clotheslines on Ric, Flair begs off but Macho spits on him and whips him into the corner. Flair does the flip over the top and lands on the apron, climbs the top rope but jumps off into a waiting Savage, and Macho gets a REALLY NEAR FALL. Great comeback shit.

Savage clothesline Flair to the floor and goes to the top rope. Flying Double Axe handle off the top rope to the floor on Flair. Flair gets tossed into the steps and Flair does a blade job. Now shit is getting good. Great blade job by Flair, though he’d get in trouble for it. Suplex on the floor by Savage! Back in the ring Macho comes off the top with another flying axehandle for a near fall. Crowd is hot for this match, and rightfully so. Macho slams Flair down and goes up for the Flying Elbow! AND IT CONNECTS! 1-2-Mr. Perfect pulls Savage off of the cover! What the hell?

Savage goes after Hennig, chasing him into the ring. Perfect & Savage sandwich the referee and the ref goes down. Hennig tosses Flair a pair of brass knuckles, and Ric pops Macho with the knucks. Flair covers for the cheap win, but NO, Macho kicks out! Macho kicks out and Flair is bloody pissed off.

Flair distracts the ref while Mr. Perfect smashes a steel chair into the leg of the Macho Man. Elizabeth has seen enough! Liz power walks her way to ringside while the officials, including Shane McMahon, try to hold her back. Flair works over the knee of Savage, applying the Figure Four. Elizabeth looks on in support of her man. Perfect assists Flair in leverage. Savage begins to turn the hold over, but Perfect grabs Flair’s hands to keep him from reversing it. The referee catches Hennig and kicks his hands free, Savage reverses the Figure Four! The two separate almost immediately.

Savage is selling his knee, Flair stays on it, telling Liz “this is for you baby”. Savage counters with a small package for a 2. Flair has hold of Macho’s bad leg and throws a punch, but Savage blocks. Randy throws a punch back, staggering Flair, and Savage rolls Flair up with a school boy and hooks the tights for 1-2-3 after 18:01!

Winner: And Newwwwww WWF Champion, the Macho Man

After the match, Flair corners Liz, asking “what about me?”. Flair kisses Liz, and she starts slapping the shit out of him. Macho jumps Flair, but Ric gets the better of him when the referees try and hold Randy down. Why the fuck are they holding Savage down for Ric to kick the shit out of him? That damn Tony Garea. Makes no sense. Poor JJ Dillon gets blood on his suit, but he doesn’t care because Ric made him so much money in the 80’s.

Ric takes off, as the Fink announces Savage’s title win. Selling the leg, Savage still manages to celebrate with Liz in the title victory as we get a shot of one of the WrestleMania VII crying ladies. I bet she loved seeing this come full circle. She looks like she’s almost going to cry here. The pyro explodes, and I think it shocks Elizabeth. Good match.

(Post Match Thoughts: Put aside the storyline for a moment, and just focus on the match. This was just a damn good match. This is probably the first time I’ve watched this thing in a good 20 years. This transition period didn’t always gel with me. I wasn’t a fan of some of the storylines, I didn’t like the new talent coming in and taking the place of the guys I grew up on, especially when most of the new talent sucked. For the last two decades I remembered this match being good, but I always thought all the people who praised it were insane. Now that I sat down and watched it again this many years later I realized that it was I who was insane. Just a great, great match. The blade job by Flair was a nice surprise, but the action was nonstop. In a match given more time than any other you might expect the headlocks, the chinlocks, the nerve holds, but these guys gave us nonstop action. Perfect was all over the place here, almost like a handicap match. I loved the line Gorilla used about Hennig being in the match just as much as Flair. Twenty years ago I thought all the interference detracted from the match, and that’s mainly why I remembered not liking it and not watching it again. I’ve changed my thoughts on everything about this match, the interference may have been heavy, but it was good. The story telling of Flair and Hennig doing everything to try and retain the belt, only to lose by having Flair’s tights hooked, was just brilliant. Flair spent time on Savage’s back, Macho made one of his greatest comebacks ever, then Flair gets a second shot on Savage’s knee. Liz comes down at just the right time, everything was so well booked, and I don’t care if Savage did script some of the match beforehand. Not their greatest matches of all time, but it was still a really good match. Execution is what it’s all about, and this match was excellently executed. Sorry Bret. ****1/4)

As we head into intermission time we hear from Flair, Hennig and Bobby Heenan who has joined them in the locker room. Everybody us pissed off. They totally ignore the fact that Hennig interfered 492 times in the match, and only dwell on the fact that Savage used the tights to win the match. No mention of the centerfold that they had played up for weeks. Flair says Liz is damaged goods and he’s coming for his belt.

[spacer height=”20px”]Macho Man & Liz are with Mean Gene. Macho did what he had to do to win the title, but he’s not done with Flair. In fact, things have only begun. Macho still very much wants at the Nature Boy. Oooh Yeah!

Intermission tick tick tick.

– Speaking of tick, we take a look at the ticking time bomb Sid Justice and all the devastation he has created around the WWF leading up to his match with the Hulkster. These devastating acts included destroying a bottle of shaving cream and having it explode all over his face, and running a jobber off of a stretcher. Oh, and that Virgil nose thing. What a big meanie!

[spacer height=”20px”]- Before our next match, the Lumbee “Indian” Tribe have rode their horses all the way from North Carolina to Indiana to be a part of WrestleMania. They dance and chant around the ring to absolute silence from the crowd. Rick Martel cuts a promo with a bunch of Indian jokes mixed in.

(Notes going in: No story here yet. They eventually have a feud over Tatanka’s stolen Indian feathers, but here we just have Martel being put in the ring with a newcomer to make sure the match is salvageable. HOPEFULLY. We’ve got some Indians, I’m sorry, NATIVE AMERICANS, dancing around the ring, chanting something and beating on drums. It’s about as over as a fart in church. The fans aren’t making a sound. Guess this was part of some elaborate entrance for Tatanka, but it was just annoying for me..)

“The Native American” Tatanka vs. “The Model” Rick Martel

Martel gets the best of Tatanka as things get going, but it doesn’t take long for the Native American to come back and run the Model out of the ring. A war dance by Tatanka while Martel takes a break. Bobby Heenan going nuts on commentary over the Flair loss. Martel reenters and takes over, but misses a shoulder in the corner and Tatanka goes to work on the arm of the Model. Martel tries a hiptoss, Tatanka blocks, so RICK HITS A CHOKESLAM. Holy shit! The Model with a chokeslam! And Martel throws Tatanka to the floor. Lots of throwing people out of the ring on this PPV. Back in the ring Martel hits a backbreaker and begins to climb to the top rope, but Tatanka shakes the ropes and Martel crotches himself. Lots of Chops and a BIG backdrop by Tatanka. Tatanka telegraphs a second backdrop and Martel takes back over. Tatanka ducks a clothesline and rebounds with a body block to take the win after 4:30.

Winners: Tatanka – Buffalo

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Rick Martel  was obviously in the ‘Tito Role’ tonight. A solid, and dependable hand that could make it through a match and attempt to make their green or newly groomed opponent look good. Unfortunately, this match was too short to really accomplish anything. Yet at the same time, we were fortunate, because this thing looked like it was going nowhere fast. Tatanka showed heart here, I’ll give him that much. Crowd just sat there, as did I. Wish Martel had at least went for the Boston Crab to make the match feel like it accomplished more. I don’t know what it was with this Mania and these newly pushed guys going over with these surprise wins. A Samoan drop here from Tatanka would have said a lot more, but then again I’m not against them protecting Martel. *)

Some interviews with the Natural Disasters and Money Inc. follow. The Disasters were betrayed and the belts should be theirs. Money Inc are the champs, so tough shit fat boys. DiBiase and the other I.R.S. are all laughs tonight. Don’t believe me, just look at the screen caps below.

(Notes going in: Story here is, Jimmy Hart was already managing two teams, the Nastys and the Disasters, when he took on a THIRD team in Money Inc. who subsequently became the WWF Tag Team Champions, having defeated the Legion of Doom back in early February. The story goes, Jimmy Hart switched the names on a Tag Team Title challenge contract from his Disasters to Money Inc at the last minute. Money Inc would then go on to win the titles that night. That would also be Hart’s initial night as acting manager of DiBiase and IRS. Learning that their manager had betrayed them, the Disasters confronted Hart about the issues, and the partnership dissolved immediately between Earthquake & Typhoon and their now former manager. The issues between the two teams continued, leading to this title match at WrestleMania.)

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Money Incorporated (Ted DiBiase and the other I.R.S.) with Jimmy Hart vs. The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)

Some feeling out to start, and it’s evident really quick that the Disasters have the power. Ted tries a top wristlock, but is shoved down by the Quake. Money Inc try a little double teaming, but Earthquake knocks them around with some clotheslines. Typhoon joins in on the fun, and Money inc regroup with Jimmy Hart on the floor. Rotunda tales, trying to grab an armlock on Quake, but Quake reverses and tags to Typhoon. Now it’s time for some extra shitty action. Typhoon vs. this impostor IRS? God no.

Typhoon pounds on Rotunda, until DiBiase can tag in. Ted comes in with some series chops, but Typhoon takes over. Typhoon has been in here TOOOOOOO LOOOOONG. Typhoon blows a spot where he should have charged DiBiase and fell out of the ring. Then he finally does the spot and gets hung up on the rope, blowing it twice. Finally, Typhoon falls outside and Rotunda slams him into the steps. The heels take over, and there’s just too much Typhoon going on. Heels work over Typhoon, Rotunda with the patented front facelock of super excitement. Typhoon finally tags to Quake, but Dibiase causes the referee to miss it. Double teaming behind the ref’s back and Money Inc keep control. Typhoon and DiBiase with a… Double Clothesline? Yeah, that almost looked believable. Rotunda tags in, Quake gets the hot tag but the fans don’t really respond. The Disasters whip Money Inc into each other and DiBiase it sent to the floor. Typhoon with the BIG SPLASH on Rotunda, and Earthquake goes for the Butt Drop, but DiBiase & Jimmy Hart pull Rotunda to safety on the floor.

The heels decide to take a walk. DiBiase grabs the tag titles and Money Inc takes an intentional count out for the loss, but retain the titles at 8:38. Shitty

Winner: The Disasters via Count Out

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: What a shitty shit finish. That’s four years in a row DiBiase’s match ends in a count out. Crowd didn’t give two shits about this match, and with a finish like that I don’t even see the point of putting it on the card. Typhoon was a walking mess, it took him a couple tries to fall out of the ring, but he would improve, it only took him one try to fall on his face in WCW a year later. DUD, and because it went so long I almost want to give it a negative star.)

– Mean Gene talks to Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake about his buddy Hulk Hogan’s match. Beefcake is here to support the Hulkster because he is the number one Hulkamaniac. Brutus says he’s been with Hulk since the beginning and he’s going to be here for his big match tonight. Brutus doesn’t know if this will be Hulk’s last match, but he knows Hulk Hogan will give it his all.

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And Now… The AUDIT proudly presents “Story Time” with “The British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith vs. The Berzerker

Right about this time there was slated to be the Berzerker going up against The British Bulldog. However, based on a few different accounts, this is how the story went down. With the PPV being cut from the 4 hour format down to the 3 hour format, the WWF was having trouble trimming the show, and making everything fit. This would continue to be an issue for the next few WrestleManias which also featured cut matches. WrestleMania IX had the Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Kamala match cut, while WrestleMania X had the 10-Man Tag cut off the show. Some of the blame could be put on those in charge of producing the event, even in more recent years the second half of the show suffers (the WWF cut the mixed tag with Tons of Funk/the Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholars/Bellas just last year). Many times this is because some of the early matches and/or segments run longer than planned. According to those right in the mix of this situation, that was the case here. It seems some of the early stuff on the show ran a little longer than expected, and the Money Inc/Disaster match was cut time, most of their time to be exact. This didn’t sit well with those in the tag team title match, the two tag teams griped, and supposedly it was Ted DiBiase who led the charge in making the decision that they were scheduled for a match and they were going to have a match, feeling that nobody could stop them. So the two teams went out there and had their originally planned match, going much longer than they were told, it stunk, and in return it forced the WWF to cut a match from the card. The obvious choice to cut would have been Skinner vs. Owen Hart. I’m actually a little confused how that match made the card anyway, Skinner was basically glorified enhancement and Owen Hart was between tag teams doing absolutely nothing. So those in charge go up to the British Bulldog and inform him that his match with the Berzerker has been cut down to a minute. Bulldog’s response was something along the lines of “I don’t do one minute matches”, obviously feeling robbed of his WrestleMania moment. Short on time, the WWF was in no mood to play games, which is why the moment the Bulldog said he doesn’t do one minute matches, Steve “Skinner” Keirn stood right up and said “I do”. Nobodies fool, Keirn knew his position in the company, likely wanted on the PPV, and obviously wanted the payday. And so Skinner vs. Owen Hart was on, and the Bulldog vs. Berzerker match was cancelled without any mention on the PPV (even though it had been advertised all the way up through the pre-show countdown). So there’s your story people, the Berzerker loses his only chance at a WrestleMania, the Bulldog gets his ego checked at the door, and Owen Hart makes the PPV.

(Notes going in: No angles here, you got your story above. If Skinner made this PPV, can you imagine the crap that would have been on this show if it had went 14 matches like years past? Save us Owen!)

“The Rocket” Owen Hart vs. Skinner

Best entrance ever as Owen does a back flip into the ring from the top rope, but turns right into Skinner who spits a giant wad of chewing tobacco in Hart’s face! The announcers completely miss it and pretty much the entire match too, because they were too busy talking about Sid/Hogan. Skinner uses the advantage to beat down Hart and land his “Gator Buster” inverted DDT finisher, which only gets 2. That’s saying something when your finisher can’t beat a guy in the lower card. Skinner tosses Owen over the top rope but Hart skins the cat back in behind Skinner’s back and executes the O’Connor Roll for the win in 1:35.

Winners: The Rocket! Woooo

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: I don’t know how long this thing was originally given, but this was the perfect amount of time for a Skinner match. Huge Steve Keirn Fabulous Ones fan, but Skinner… Not so much. Not a whole lot of time, but the two guys crammed everything they could into it. I loved the backflip entrance straight into the tobacco spitting spot at the opening. Though short, I’ll give this thing a 1/4* for the spit in the face spot.)

– An interview with Sid Justice follows. He refers to Gene as a “fat bald little oaf” and then informs us that he “doesn’t give a DAMN”, though he fails to specify what he doesn’t give a damn about. Sid’s interview is followed by a replay of a portion of an interview between Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan from the March to WrestleMania VIII USA Special. Will this be Hogan’s last match? He just doesn’t know.

Wow, no Hulk Hogan hype promo? Doesn’t feel like WrestleMania without one of those, dude.

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(Notes going in: The Hulkster’s friendship with Sid Justice was pretty much established back at SummerSlam ’91 when Sid made his in ring debut, acting as the official of the main event of the night. While both men were off on their own runs for the duration of 1991, it was always believed the two were friends. At the 1992 Royal Rumble, Sid had eliminated Hogan, much to the pleasure of the fans. But the sore loser Hogan turned around and inadvertently helping Flair, he pulled Sid out, which helped start the heel turn of big Sid. Doesn’t it seem like Hogan should be the heel? Justice’s mannerisms after the match were classic heel Sid, as he pushed the Hulkster and called him out. Things continued to escalate when Hogan was named the #1 contender to Ric Flair’s title at WrestleMania. Sid, feeling he should be the #1 contender, had some choice reactions and words for Hogan and WWF President Jack Tunney after the #1 contender press conference. Soon after, Sid would apologize for his comments and ultimately tag with the Hulkster on the network special Main Event to take on Ric Flair and the Undertaker. When Hulk was in trouble he tried to make the hot tag to Sid, but Justice dropped off the apron and left Hulk hanging. Sid even threatened to break the face of Hulk’s friend Brutus Beefcake, who was at ringside for the match. The turn was complete, Sid had betrayed Hogan in the fans eyes. In reality, Hulk was the sore loser whiny asshole as usual, but he could do no wrong, so whatever.

Anyway, Sid would appear as a guest on the Barber Shop. When questioned about his heel turn by Hogan’s best friend Brutus Beefcake, Sid claimed he was going to rearrange the face of the Barber. Justice grabbed a steel chair and destroyed the Barber Shop set, before running the Barber off. Justice would take on Harvey Wippleman as his manager, someone Justice was very familiar and friendly with going back to his early Memphis days. Justice would begin destroying his opponents, sending them out on stretchers, only to knock them off and do more damage. He even placed “Call 9-1-1” tags around his defeated opponent’s necks. On his road to WrestleMania, Sid even managed to break the nose of Virgil, ramming his face into the exposed steel turnbuckle, and defeated Hercules in less than one minute. Justice was the real deal and he was here to end Hulkamania.

On the other end, there had already been rumors that Hogan was winding down, he was wanting to do more movies and go Hollywood, he was never a fan of working summers, and the fans were slowly waning away from Hulkamania. They even promoted the March to WrestleMania special ‘a salute to Hulk Hogan’, complete with an interview with Vince McMahon and Hulk. The special also highlighted two of Hulk’s biggest matches, against Andre and the Warrior. Why would they highlight a Warrior match after he held Vince up for money at SummerSlam and left the company? More on that later. Right now, we get rolling with Sid Justice vs. Hulk Hogan, in what was supposed to be at the time ‘Hulk’s final match’. Brother)

Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice (with Dr. Harvey Wippleman)

Before the match even starts, Justice jumps Hogan, but Hulk has his way with Sid, knocking him all around and clearing him from the ring, all while “Real American” is still playing. Every time Sid tries to get back in the ring, Hulk knocks him right back out, even hitting a clothesline to knock Sid off the apron. Hell, Sid probably takes more bumps here than in the actual match, I have no doubt. Hulk rips his shirt off, and now the real match begins.

The two men stand face to face and Sid lands a cheap shot knee to take over right away. Justice with all sorts of shitty punches and kicks of nothingness. Sid shoots Hogan off the ropes and does a drop down? WTF? Hogan jumps over and nails Justice with some punches to drive him from the ring. Sid regroups with Harvey.

Justice climbs back in and he wants a test of strength. Hogan drops to his knees. Oh the pain. Hulk begins to fight back up to his feet, but Sid backs him into the corner to maintain control. Hogan reverses an Irish whip by Sid and clotheslines him in the corner. Harvey distracts Hulk, and Sid takes right back over with a CHOKESLAM. Are you shitting me? 6:30 into the match before we get our first real move? So yeah, Chokeslam big Sid. Justice kicks Hogan some more and knocks him to the floor. Harvey distracts the ref while Sid nails Hulk with Wippleman’s doctors bag.

Sid follows that up with the devastatingly dangerous nerve hold. Oh yes, it’s the nerve hold. What an exciting match thus far. We’ve had a test of strength, a chokeslam, and a nerve hold. Hogan is weakening, Sid wants him to give it up. The move is applied so well that it appears like Hogan has fallen asleep from the boredom. Hogan raises his finger in the air when the referee raises his arm a third time. Hogan breaks free of the nerve hold, but Sid counters with the Side Slam! WOO! Wrestling Move #2, and it only took about 11:00!

Sid calls for it, and hits the POWERBOMB on Hogan! 1-2-NO! Oh shit, you did it now Sid. He’s Hulking Up! Justice puts the boots to Hulk, but Hogan no sells and comes back with a series of punches and turnbuckle shots. BIG BOOT, bodyslam. Legdrop! 1-2-Sid kicks out! Holy shit Sid kicks out. Harvey misses his cue and Sid is forced to kick out of the legdrop, I bet Hogan liked that. Harvey jumps in the ring immediately afterwards and draws the DQ at 12:28. Hogan gets the DQ win in the main event of WrestleMania.

Winners: The Hulkster via DQ

The finish gets screwed up, Sid wasn’t supposed to kick out of the legdrop because there was supposed to be interference. Harvey Wippleman climbs into the ring, but only after Sid kicks out of the legdrop, and the referee calls for the bell before Harvey even does anything. A shitty DQ finish in the main event of WrestleMania. How can you save that? Hogan presses Harvey onto Sid, but Justice catches his manager.

Newcomer Papa Shango wanders to the ring to aid Sid Justice in double teaming the Hulkster. This is no way to go out! Where the hell is Brutus Beefcake when you need him? Is there no one to save Hulkamania?????

While Papa works over Hogan, Sid goes outside to get a steel chair, when a familiar theme hits!

IT’S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! Flying to the ring, the Warrior knocks Papa Shango over the top rope with a clothesline.

Sid smashes Warrior in the back with a chair, Warrior drops but begins shaking the ropes back to his feet. Sid gets ready to swing the chair again, but Hogan intercepts and grabs the chair from Justice. Sid slides out of the ring, the Warrior is BACK! Hogan is stunned! The fans lose Hulk, but get a slimmer Warrior, or as some people refer to him “The second Ultimate Warrior”. You know, the one that replaced the first one who died from steroids? Yeah, sorry, urban legend. There was only one Warrior, he just got off the gas. Warrior & Hulk celebrate to end the event, hoping to get the fans to forget about the shitty match that ended in an even shittier DQ finish.

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: What a mess of shit this thing was. The opening sequence before the bell was ten times more entertaining than the match itself. It was like they tried to see how long they could drag out all of Sid’s moves, the chokeslam, the side slam, and the Powerbomb. Apparently it takes about 12:00. On average, that’s about 1 move per every 4 minutes. The Hogan comeback follows, and Sid is forced to kick out following a botched interference spot. People always say it was Papa Shango who blew the finish, but it was pretty clear based on when he came down the aisle, that he wasn’t to interfere until after the match. Harvey must have been in awe of the whole ordeal that he just jumped in the ring a few seconds too late. I bet Hulk was pissed somebody kicked out of his Legdrop, but at the same time he was leaving and probably didn’t really give a shit. The match was just complete garbage, nothing, probably for the best that both Hulk and Sid were gone from the company shortly after this PPV. The match itself was a DUD. I can’t even give it a 1/4* for being a main event. It was just THAT bad, and factor in a DQ finish for a Mania main event? Give me a fucking break guys. At the time, the Warrior’s return salvaged what it could from the shit I just watched before it. Now that it’s 27 years later, the Warrior return is still cool to see, but it doesn’t have the same effect on me as a fan so no, it doesn’t salvage that shit-fest match at all. It appeared Shango was getting ready for a big push, but that didn’t last very long. Actually, by November, three of these guys would all be gone from the company, and Shango would be little more than lower card talent. Like I said, this was a transition period.)

THE FINAL AUDIT: How do you end a show with an intentional count out, a 90 second match between two undercard guys, and a DQ finish to your main event? Who booked this shit? This is a two match show on a 10 match card. One match didn’t take place, another was 90 seconds, we got a DQ main event, a count out title match, the 8-man was just pure crap, and the Undertaker match was nothing more than a squash. Tatanka vs. Martel was short and really barely anything, Tito vs. Shawn was okay, but they could have really had a sleeper match had they chosen to do so. While not a clinic, Bret vs. Piper was more than solid and the drama added to the match and made it WrestleMania caliber in an era where we didn’t get too many actual good matches on the show. Flair vs. Savage should have closed this thing, but I get it was Hogan and he “had” to go on last. I think the Warrior’s return would have worked before intermission all the same. The two main events should have been flipped in my opinion, but maybe it was better Savage/Flair went on earlier to make sure they got all the time they needed. This is one of those WrestleManias where there’s always mixed feelings. Some people love it, some don’t care much for it. I’m somewhere in the middle. I think those who love it simply grew up in that era and so it has a place in their heart.

When you break it down, it really isn’t good enough to argue it being one of the best, but I think the whole transition of stars and the awe of the arena, and the big names, it all makes it attractive. WrestleMania VIII falls somewhere in the middle for me. If I were to give it a recommendation, I’d go thumbs in the middle, maybe slightly up would be fair. I’m not against saying people should watch this show, at least once. Maybe a 6.5  out of 10 rating from me, that’s a solid C rating. As far as recommendations go? It gets a Mild Recommendation, but it squeaks by and passes the Audit. Congratulations to WrestleMania VIII, you have passed the IRS Audit and Review!

I’ve got yet another WrestleMania review on the way. Which Mania will I review next? Stay tuned to find out. Til’ next time, this has been the REAL I.R.S., Ian R. Singletary, catchya later, tax cheats![spacer height=”20px”]

The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania 2 Review

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Editors Note: CrazyMax would like to send our condolences to the family, friends, and fans of King Kong Bundy. It’s fitting this show goes up soon after he passes because this was the biggest moment in his career and he delivered. Rest easy big man.

The Event Center: WWF Wrestlemania 2
Introduction:
After an extended hiatus that was somewhat intended but wasn’t intended to go as long as it did we are back. There was some family things that went on during the time away and then the holidays rolled right into that and it just created a period of time where there just wasn’t a lot of time to sit down and knock out some reviews. I was able to get In Your House 3 up in the middle of the chaos but that was really the only time I had to do anything. Needless to say we are back and we are going to get things going with a bang here at the Event Center. Screw the list of stuff and time frames to keep things going in order. We are just going to review whatever the hell we want when we want. What a better way to start this off than with Wrestlemania 2. A lot of people have negative thoughts regarding this show and some of them are deserved no doubt. However, I feel that there is a lot of good when it comes to this show and I am anxious to get this thing going.

On a side note I do plan on posting the reviews that I have done so if some parts don’t flow in order as far as when they are posted then I apologize. I am not going to waste the reviews I already have done so I will post them in between new reviews that I am currently working on now. Also, look for a few new things that may get picked up on top of what we already have going on. What those things are is anyones guess at this point but keep it locked here at CrazyMax to find out. Anyways, enough of what is to come so lets get this thing going and lets get to Wrestlemania 2.

Event Information:
Date: April 7th, 1986
Location: Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, NY, Rosemont Horizon in Rosemont, IL, & LA Sports in Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 40,085 (combined)
Main Event(s): Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper (Boxing Match), 20 Man Battle Royal featuring NFL greats, & Hulk Hogan vs. King Kong Bundy (Steel Cage Match for WWF Title)

Show Opening:

Show opens up with a Wrestlemania 2 logo and a voice over saying “Wrestlemania…what the world has come to.” A nice play on words as we head into the ring in New York with Vince McMahon welcoming us all to the greatest sports entertainment spectacular of all time….welcome to Wrestlemania. Not quite as good as his Wrestlemania 3 intro but not bad either. Vince then introduces us to his co-host for the night, Susan St. James. Vince then introduces us to Ray Charles and he sings his rendition of America the Beautiful to kick off Wrestlemania 2.

After Ray Charles wraps up we head over to Mean Gene Okerlund for the first time tonight. He is standing by from the Rosemont Horizon in Chicago where he lets us know that there is going to be a big time battle royal featuring WWF Superstars and Superstars from the NFL. Gene then sends it back to New York where Piper is standing by getting hyped up for his boxing match against Mr. T.

Promo by: Roddy Piper, Bob Orton, and Lou Douva

Duva is stuttering over his words but he lets us know out of all of the prospects in the heavyweight division that Piper is the best prospect. Douva says Piper has been training diligently and that all it is going to take is one punch and it will be all over. Piper says he is cute and that he grew his hair long that way he could tell the difference between he and T. Piper says he has had the best training possible for this match and that he is more than ready. Piper says he has been with Spinks’s trainer and that Mr. T has been working out with Joe Frazier and that he will be in Mr. T’s corner. Piper says he is down to 219 pounds. Piper says if Mr. T can knock him out in this fight then Piper would quit and retire boxing and professional wrestling. He said he would also quit dating girls. Piper then hugs Bob Orton and says he will just stick with him. Classic Piper here.

Piper says he is going to stick his head out each and every round because as pretty as it is he will be sticking and moving while Mr. T throws his punches. Piper says he will never cut his hair like an Indian and paint himself black. Hmmm I wonder what happens 4 years from now? Explosive comments from Piper here and something you will definitely never hear in todays product. Piper pushed the envelope and this promo is no different here. What a great talker.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
I don’t know of any heat going into this one between these two. They did turn Orndorff face during this time so getting him in the ring with one of the stronger heels in Muraco was probably way to get him over as a top face. Other than that there isn’t much to this one.

Match 1: Paul Orndoff vs. Don Muraco

When the match first starts they play promos by Muraco and Orndorff respectfully. Muraco says after the embarrassment of Wrestlemania 1 for Orndorff and now he is fighting Muraco he is going to become the embarrassment of Wrestlemania 2. Orndorff says that he has been training and he feels great and tonight Muraco is going to be his.

This match starts off with some tie ups until Orndorff hits the ropes and gets slammed by Muraco but Orndorff kicks out and ends up slamming Muraco as the crowd gets pumped up for Orndoff. Orndorff reverses an irish whip and ends up back dropping Muraco as the crowd goes nuts again. We get a couple of arm drags and then an arm bar by Orndorff to slow the pace a little. Susan St. James is already terrible and makes your ears bleed. Muraco ends up scaling the middle rope and trying to roll through the arm bar but Orndorff ends up rolling through and keeps the arm bar. Pretty sweet looking move there.

Muraco tries to break free but Orndorff ends up holding on through the irish whip and keeps the arm bar a live. Muraco finally has enough and dumps Orndorff with a samoan drop to gain control of the match. They start brawling in the corner until Muraco has enough and he picks up Orndorff and both men go flying over the top rope. Orndorff gets his foot stuck in the rope so it doesn’t look as good as it could have. Both guys continue to brawl on the outside as the ref counts the 10. This one is a double count out. This match is a draw.

After the bell Orndorff posts Muraco and then snags a chair and threatens to hit Muraco with it. Orndorff throws the chair into the ring as Muraco walks off. There is a loud and clear “bull shit” chant by the crowd and Vince acknowledges it by saying “fans certainly not liking the outcome of this one.”

Recap:
This was a nothing match and was way to short for my liking. This was the classic WWF finish where they wanted to keep both guys strong and not getting a definitive winner here. Kind of a shame because the crowd was eating up Orndorff and he was getting quite the reaction. Muraco was kind of just there and didn’t do anything of relevance in the entire match. It’s kind of hard to really say anything positive about a match that goes 3-4 minutes and the majority of it is Orndorff working the arm in a rest hold. Not much to see here to be honest and it is not worth watching. I’d give it a * just for the reaction Orndorff was getting.

There is a lot of confusion as to what the hell is going on here. Vince sends it to the Fink to announce the outcome of the match but Fink has no idea what is going on and never really declares a winner, loser, or a draw for the first match. George Steele gets in the ring and they still haven’t announced anything so Vince sends it to the back where Mr. T is waiting with his promo.

Promo by: Mr. T, Joe Frazier, and The Haiti Kid

Mr. T says it is not his idea to be talking before a big fight. He says his fists are going to be doing the talking for him in the ring. T says he doesn’t know what he is going to do to Piper but he knows he is going to get hurt out there. T says if Piper starts doing dirty things then he will start doing dirty things. Mr. T says he doesn’t play that stuff but tonight he is ready and he is going to do his thing.

Promo By: Macho Many Randy Savage

“Freak Out, Freak Out” is how Savage starts his promo and he says that the intercontinental champion is talking to everyone right now. Savage says by the end of the night Steele will be saying “excuse me Macho Man you are the greatest in the world.” Savage says this is the spectacle in the world and that he and Macho Madness is zeroing in on George Steele.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
You all know the story here on what this feud was all about. Steele had an infatuation with Miss Elizabeth and felt like he loved her, you know kind of like King Kong loving the blonde in the movie, so they built a storyline around this. They had some matches before and after this one on Saturday Night Main Event and Savage spent the better part of a year defending against Steele. Speaking of that, we would be remised if we didn’t take a moment to talk about how terrible I felt for Savage during 86. He had to spend the majority of his IC title reign defending against George Steele, of all people, and thats such a shame. The roster could have been a little thin and nobody really worth going after the title but at least give the guy an opponent that can work and someone that could put Savage’s talents on full display, you know like a Ricky Steamboat or something. Instead we get comedy matches for an entire year by one of the greatest to ever do it. Good job Vince.

Match 2: Intercontinental Title Match: Macho Man Randy Savage (c) vs. George ‘The Animal’ Steele

Vince calls Elizabeth beautiful and Susan St. James says she is beautiful. She is hoping that Savage loses so Steele can teach Savage a lesson on how to treat a lady. Steele comes after Savage and he hightails it out of the ring to finish taking off his head band and glasses as this one gets going. We go through the same process again. Savage heads outside and grabs a chair and hits the ropes with it. We go through this a third time and this time Steele goes out after him. Savage has the advantage by getting back in the ring first but instead of attacking Steele he goes back outside again.

Savage tries to get back into the ring and this time Steele catches him and bites the calf of Savage, which makes no sense considering Savage’s boot covered the area. Savage turns the table and hits Steele with a big knee but Steele ends up catching Savage in a choke hold and he throws Savage down to the mat. Steele then drops Savage with a right hand. Steele then goes over to Elizabeth and gets distracted until Savage gets up pulls Steele back into the ring but Steele gets tied up in the ropes and Savage starts laying in the boots.

Savage goes to the top rope and hits Steele with a big splash for a 2 count. That looked terrible because Steele was out of position. When Steele kicks out he sends Savage to the outside. Steele lays in the right hands when Savage gets back in the ring and then throws Savage out of the ring. Savage then crawls under the ring and comes out on the other side and he nails Steele with another knee to the back. Savage goes for a clothesline but Steele catches him and starts to bite the arm of Savage.

Savage goes to the outside and takes a breather and steals some flowers by a fan ringside. Savage then takes the flowers and blasts Steele with them in the face. Steele ends up stealing the flowers from Savage and he rams them into the face of Savage. Steele then whips Savage into the corner but Steele goes over to the corner and bites open the turnbuckle. Steele takes the foam from the turnbuckle and rubs it in the face of Savage. This is what Savage had to deal with for a year? How sad.

Savage rolls to the outside to slow down the momentum but Steele goes out after him. Savage gets back in the ring but Steele gets distracted by Elizabeth. Savage then comes off the top rope to the back of Steele. Savage then puts Steele back into the ring and drops him with a body slam. Savage then goes to the top rope and nails Steele with the flyin elbow for a 2 count. Steele gets up and grabs Savage by the nose and then he throws Savage into the corner upside down. Steele comes back in and Savage drops him with a double leg take down and he puts his feet on the middle rope and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall and still WWF Intercontinental Champion….Macho Man Randy Savage!

After the match Steele goes over to another turnbuckle and chews that one open. Vince says it’s a consolation prize for the Animal.

Recap:
This match was brutal. Not even the great Macho Man could do much with this. You could tell by this match that he was a star and deserved better than this. The comedy spots got old rather quickly and it was something that you couldn’t sustain into a decent match. Savage did his best but you can only do much with Steele at this point. * 1/2 just for how well Savage looked and how hard he tried to get something good out of Steele, which was a lost cause.

Ringside Interview: Bill Fralic and Big John Studd

Fralic says that all the talk is done and it’s time to get this thing going. Fralic says he can’t wait to get his hands on the Studd here or is it the Dud. Studd then slaps Fralic in the chest. Fralic pushes him back as Gene tries to settle them down. Studd says Fralic has no class because he is a football player. Studd says he is going to get Perry (William Perry) in his home town and then he is going to get the rest of the football guys. Studd then takes a football and flattens it and throws it into the chest of Fralic. Fralic then says the match will be in 5, 10, or 20 minuets and then we will really see what the Dud is all about.

We come back to Vince and Susan St. James sitting in some comfy seats talking about whats coming up. Vince asks James if she likes snakes and she says she doesn’t and she hopes Jake loses so we don’t have to see it. Vince is really trying to sell it here that this is going to be a great match up. Ha I doubt that.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
There’s not much going into this one either. Just a squash match on the show to get Jake and the DDT over. Really no other reason this match is here to be honest. The real question is how the hell did George Wells get a PPV match?

Match 3: Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts vs. George Wells

Jake gets in the ring and lays in a right hand to Wells in the corner. Wells retaliates by sending Jake back into the ropes with some rights and lefts of his own. Wells then hits Jake with a big time back drop and a forearm until Jake hits him with a boot and tosses him to the outside. Wells meets him with a right hand as they get back into the ring. Jake ducks down and Wells goes over the top but Jake thinks he’s done something but when he turns around Wells drops him with a flying shoulder block. Jake is selling like a million bucks for this jobber and it’s pretty awesome.

Wells whips Jake into the corner and then whips him in again and Wells drops Jake with a nice head scissors. Jake lays on the bottom rope and calls for timeout as Wells continues to bring the offense. Wells hits Jake with a big knee lift and Jake rolls backwards and gets his legs caught on the top rope to sell it. George then drops Jake with a big time power slam and gets a 2 1/2 count out of it.

Jake then rakes the eyes of George and Susan keeps saying “uh oh, uh oh.” What terrible commentary. Jake goes to the outside and George goes out after him and when Wells tries to get back in Jake drops him with a big time knee. Jake then calls for the DDT and ends up dropping wells with a beautiful looking DDT for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts!

After the match Jake gets Damien out and lays it on top of Wells, who is laid out. Wells his foam coming from his mouth and it really makes the snake and DDT come across as very dangerous. A really good way to get the spot and the move over. Job well done Wells.

Recap:
This was a quick solid match. Jake sold like a million bucks for Wells and it really enhanced the match. On the surface it didn’t make sense for Wells to dominate the match but when you think about it a little further it made all the sense in the world. Wells dominated the match but all it took was getting caught with the DDT to end it. It really got the move over and how dangerous it is. The ending with the snake crawling on Wells and the foam on his mouth was an added bonus that got the post match stuff over as well. A solid squash that accomplished what it was supposed to. I’d give this one **.

They show a highlight video on the feud between Roddy Piper and Mr. T.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Jesse says Vince doesn’t have to throw anything to Jesse. Jesse asks Hogan about his injured ribs. Jesse says Hogan is facing his biggest and toughest man he has ever fought and it is inside a steel cage. Jesse says he can’t believe Hogan would do something like that as the champion of the world. Hogan says he doesn’t care what Jesse believes and that Jesse is getting paid to asks the questions. Hogan says he doesn’t care if his ribs are busted up or not because he is going to defend the world title. Hogan says it is everything he believes in, for all the little Hulksters, and it stands for America. Not sure what America has to do with it but okay. Hogan says Bundy is going down and it doesn’t matter about the ribs.

Hogan also predicts that Mr. T is going to come out on top in the boxing match against Piper. Hogan says T is fighting what he believes in. Hogan says Piper and people like Ventura take a lot of shortcuts and they go down fast. Jesse then wraps it up by saying that good guys don’t always finish first.

They come back to Vince and St. James in the announce position and Vince asks her what she thinks of the cage match. St. James says she is concerned about the ribs being hurt but she is really pulling for Hulk in that one. Vince sends it back to the ring to get us to the boxing match.

The Fink introduces Joan Rivers as the guest ring announcer for the next match.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This all stemmed from Wrestlemania 1 when Mr. T got the better of Piper and Orndorff in the main event with Hogan. It picked up more steam when T fought Orton in a boxing Match on Saturday Night Main Event where Piper challenges T after the match. Orton ends up attacking Mr. T from behind with a beautiful high knee to allow Piper to gain the advantage. This all led to the boxing match that we are about to witness next.

Match 4: Boxing Match: ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper vs. Mr. T

Before Piper and T even get in the ring Rivers introduces us to the guest judges. We got Darryl Dawkins of the NBA, entertainer Cab Calloway, & Watergate judge G. Gordon Liddy. We also have a guest time keeper named Herb. He prances around the ring and hugs Joan Rivers and then leaves. Vince pulling out all the stops for this one (lol). We finally get Piper and T out in the ring. The ref goes over the rules as we get this thing started.

Round 1:
We start slow with a feeling out period. T is holding the arms up as Piper is going for jabs. T goes to the body and they end up tying up. They get into the ropes again and T lays in a nice left right left combination to the mid section. The ref tells Piper to break but Piper throws a left hand and the ref lays into him. Piper is throwing combos but they aren’t landing so Mr. T winds up and nails Piper with a big left hand. They tie up again on the ropes and when the ref tries to get it to break, Piper pushes T away. Piper leads with the left and then nails with the right on T there. We get another tie-up in the corner and the crowd is getting restless already.

T drives Piper back into the corner with 30 seconds left in the round. T is just laying on Piper as the bell finally rings to end round 1. Both guys won’t stop going at it and the round is already over. The corner men are in to break them up as we get a rest in between rounds 1 and 2. Piper gets up and goes over to T and tells him he aint nothing.

Round 2:
T starts off the round throwing but the ref says Piper has to much vaseline on his face so the ref wipes it off and we get this going again. Piper is laying in the lefts and rights and then goes to the body as the crowd starts cheering for Piper a little bit here. They tie up in the corner and the ref tells them to break when he tells them to. Piper then goes to the body with some lefts and rights as T starts to slow down in the corner. Piper is landing clubbing lefts and rights as T just stands there and protects himself in the corner. Piper winds up and drops T with a big time right hand with 1 minute to go in the 2nd round. The crowd is cheering Piper here.

As T is down Piper kicks him in the head just to taunt him. T gets up at the 8 count and the ref allows this one to continue. The crowd starts chanting Roddy, Roddy as the round winds down. The bell sounds to end round 2 and T falls down. For some reason the ref is counting the 10 count but he clearly fell after the bell rang. What a pile of shit this match is.

In between rounds Orton comes over and throws Water on Mr. T and gets the mat all wet and slippery.

Round 3:
Piper comes out dancing and is using the jab. T starts showing some life and goes to the body of Piper and drives him back into the corner. T comes in and nails Piper with a huge left hand as Piper falls down in the corner and he is down early here in the 3rd round. Piper gets back up at 8 as the ref allows this one to continue. Piper then calls for T to bring as we have a minute and a half to go in the 3rd round. T drives Piper back into the corner and when Piper comes out of it T drops him with a huge left hand that sends Piper to the outside.

Piper is on dream street as T comes in and can barely throw the punches as we have about 30 seconds left in the round. They are both trying to throw some haymakers but they don’t have much left as the bell sounds for the end of round 3.

In between rounds Mr. T goes over and taunts Piper as the ref tells him to get back.

Round 4:
The bell sounds for round 4 and piper starts it off by throwing his stool at him. Both guys stare each other down and Piper lands a big right hand. T returns with a big left and then they just start exchanging lefts and rights on each other. Piper hits 5-6 lefts and rights on T but T returns the favor and lays in the lefts and rights himself. Piper then hits a big time right hand that knocked T’s mouthpiece out. T then hits a big time left hand that sends Piper’s mouth piece out.

T then goes to the body and drives Piper back into the corner. The ref tries to break them up but Piper throws him down to the ground and then Piper picks up Mr. T and drops him with a body slam as the ref calls for the bell to put us all out of our misery. Your winner by disqualification….Mr. T!

After the bell sounds Piper and T roll around on the ring as all the corner men get into the ring. Frazier tries to pick up Duva and body slam him but Duva sandbags him. Joe then goes after Orton. Meanwhile, the ref finds Mr. T and raises his hand but Piper ends up attacking him from behind. The crowd starts booing as they announce that Mr. T won the match. The fans are not happy about this one and neither was Piper.

Recap:
This went on for way to long but I guess it had to considering it was a main event at this building. They did about as well as they could with it being a boxing match. They had a feeling out round (round 1), Piper dominating (round 2), Mr. T dominating (round), and then quickly ending it in round 4. Like I said it’s about as good as you can do with a match like this but the crowd wasn’t buying it and they didn’t seem to pleased that Mr. T got the win. They booed when they raised his hand and they booed when they announced him as the winner. The crowd was even chanting Roddy, Roddy during the match. I wouldn’t have went this direction as far as a main event in New York but I understand it because they wanted the star power of Mr. T. I would have preferred a tag team match again with Piper and Orton vs. Mr. T and Snuka or something along those lines instead of a boxing match. I would give this match a * due to the fact that they did as best they could given the circumstances.

They head back to Vince and Susan St. James one last time as Vince sends us to Chicago for their portion of Wrestlemania 2.

We head over to the Rosemont Horizon where Gorilla Monsoon introduces us to Chicago. He introduces us to Gene Okerlund who hypes up the battle royal between the NFL and the WWF. Gorilla then introduces Cathy Lee Crosby as the guest color commentator with him in Chicago.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This is kind of surprising getting a WWF Women’s title match on the show but considering Moolah just got it back from Wendi Richter recently they probably wanted to get something on their show. Velvet was probably just chosen as there wasn’t much build or anything to this match. Just a match thrown onto the show and thats about it.

Match 5: WWF Women’s Title Match: Fabulous Moolah (c) vs. Velvet McIntyre

The bell rings and Moolah attacks Velvet right away with some right hands then some hair drags. Moolah hits her with a chop and then whips her into the ropes and drops her with another elbow. Velvet does a leap frog and then a couple of 1 foot drop kicks. Velvet then hits a nice back elbow and body slam on Moolah. Velvet goes to the top rope for a splash and misses. Moolah then splashes Velvet and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and still WWF Women’s Champion….Fabulous Moolah!

Recap:
Not much to this one as it was only about a minute and 20 seconds long. Moolah tried to get a jump early but the ref slowed her down and got in her way. After that she did her offense and got the quick victory after Velvet missed the splash. It looks like Velvet’s nipple pops out because she adjusts her gear after she lands but it doesn’t appear that anything came out. Just a dud of a match and not much here to grade.

They head ringside where Gorilla, Gene, and Cathy are standing by. Gene runs over the rest of the card here in Chicago. They tell us that there is 2 referee’s in the tag match because of what has gone down. Gene says that Cathy has been aligned with a football player or two so he asks her to speculate on how they are going to do. Cathy says that she doesn’t think the football players have a chance because of how big the wrestlers are.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This was the classic USA vs. USSR feud that Vince loved in the 80’s. Kirchner was the new guy and he was an Army Paratrooper so it was only natural that he would feud with Volkoff. In the middle of the cold war there is nothing better than USA vs. Russia so here we go.

Match 6: Flag Match: Cpl. Kirchner vs. Nikolai Volkoff

Volkoff starts off with his spinning leg kick and catching Kirchner off guard. Volkoff then throws Kirchner to the outside and sends him right into the steel post. Volkoff then bites the forehead of Kirchner before throwing him back into the steel post. Kirchner didn’t protect himself and went forehead first right into the post. Have to be stupid to do that.

Volkoff drags Kirchner back into the ring and goes for a right hand but Kirchner blocks it and lays in some left hands on Volkoff. Kirchner is busted open and when Kirchner goes for a right hand the ref gets caught and is sent packing. Blassie throws the cane into Volkoff but Kirchner intercepts it and blasts Volkoff with it and he quickly goes for the pin and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Corporal Kirchner!

After the match Kirchner grabs the USA flag and waves it around as the crowd cheers.

Recap:
This was another short nothing match that started fast and finished about as quick as it started. Kirchner using the cain to get the win was dubious at best because that is something a heel would do and thats probably not something you would want a guy to do who is defending your countries flag. Anyways it is what it is and the fact that Kirchner got busted hard way by going straight into the post gave this match a *.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
The battle royal is the main event for Chicago and was a pretty interesting concept. I liked the idea of mixing in some football guys to go up against the wrestlers personally. They did some mini feuds to get some heat on the match with the NFL guys so lets see how this one delivers. This was also a way to get the rest of the guys on the card and not leave anyone out

Match 7: Battle Royal WWF vs. NFL

Before this one gets underway Gene introduces us to the guest time keeper and its Clara Peller, the lady in the Wendys commercial who asks “wheres the beef?” They cut to her and they tell her to say her line but she waves the mic around like a wand and you can’t even hear her so they go back to Gene and they pretty much cut her off. Tremendous production value so far here at Mania 2. Gene introduces Dick Butkus as a guest referee as well as Ed ‘Too Tall’ Jones.

Here is a list of the participants: Jimbo Covert, Pedro. Morales, Tony Atlas, Ted Arcidi, Harvey Martin, Dan Spivey, Hillbilly Jim, King Tonga, Iron Sheik, Ernie Holmes, Jim Brunzell, B. Brian Blair, Big John Studd, Bill Fralic, Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart, Russ Francis, Bruno Sammartino, William Perry, & Andre The Giant.

Like most battle royals it’s just a brawl with everyone. This one isn’t much different. A bunch of guys start out going after the Fridge first. Andre and Studd square off in the corner until Studd goes to the outside to catch a breather. 4-5 guys were going after the Fridge but his teammate Jimbo comes over and makes the save for him. Jimbo Covert picks up Tonga and dumps him over the top but he hangs on until Fralic comes over and dumps both guys Jimbo Covert and King Tonga are eliminated.

Andre is working over Russ Francis while Studd and Tony Atlas are working over the Fridge. Bruno then picks up Ernie Holmes and dumps him. Ernie Holmes is eliminated. Studd and Andre go after each other again and Ladd on commentary says “thats heat.” Pretty weird hearing an insider term in 86. Andre then starts working over Fralic while the Harts work over the Killer Bee’s and Neidhart ends up dumping Brunzell. Jim Brunzell is eliminated.

Just a bunch of brawling until the Harts start working over Dan Spivey. Meanwhile, the Fridge picks up Tony Atlas and just tosses him over the top rope and eliminates him. Tony Atlas is eliminated. The Fridge then goes right after John Studd over in the corner. Studd is laying in the shots to the Fridge over in the corner. Pedro gets tangled up with Harvey Martin and both guys go flying over the top rope. Pedro Morales and Harvey Martin are eliminated. Hillbilly Jim and Blair end up dumping Ted Arcidi. Ted Arcidi is eliminated. Hillbilly and Blair then get tangled up on the top rope as Iron Sheik ends up backdropping Dan Spivey up and over to the floor. Dan Spivey is eliminated.

It looks like Blair and Hillbilly are just standing there waiting for somebody to come and dump them but Spivey ends up getting dumped instead. The Sheik finally comes over and he dumps both guys. Hillbilly Jim and B. Brian Blair are eliminated. Bill Fralic is working over the Iron Sheik when John Studd comes over from behind and ends up dumping him over the top rope. Bill Fralic is eliminated. Sheik and Bruno start to tangle but Bruno quickly disposes of him as we get down to the final 7 guys. Iron Sheik is eliminated.

We have Andre, Russ Francis, Studd, Bruno, Bret Hart, Neidhart, and the Fridge left. Bruno quickly goes after Studd in the corner. The Harts are working over the Fridge and poor Russ Francis is dealing with Andre. Seems like Russ has been messing with Andre this whole match. Studd ends up poking Bruno in the eye and dumps him over the top rope. Bruno Sammartino is eliminated. Studd goes right after Andre in the corner and drops him. The Harts end up tossing the Fridge across the ring but he gets up and football tackles both of them and sends them flying over the top rope but they end up landing on the apron and get back on. Crowd pops huge for this one and it was one hell of a cool spot. Kudos to the Harts for selling like that for him.

Fridge then goes right after Studd and hits him with a big shoulder tackle as well. Studd calls for another one but this time Studd catches the Fridge with an elbow and then hip tosses the Fridge out of the ring. William Perry is eliminated. Perry then offers his hand as to let bygones be bygones but when Studd grabs it Perry ends up pulling him out of the ring and eliminates him. Big John Studd is eliminated.

That leaves us with four guys: Andre the Giant, The Hart Foundation, and Russ Francis. The Harts are working over Andre until Russ Francis gets involved. The Harts hit a double drop kick on Andre and he gets tied up in the ropes. This leaves Russ alone with the Harts. They take Russ and dump him over the top rope. Russ Francis is eliminated. That leaves the Harts against Andre. They are working Andre over in the corner.

Bret shoots Neidhart into the corner and he nails Andre with a big time shoulder block. They try to dump Andre but he kicks them both off. They go for another irish whip but this time Andre gets the boot up and drops Bret with it. Andre rams their heads together. Andre then hits Jim with a big boot and Jim just flails and sends himself flying over the top rope to eliminate himself. Bret then climbs to the top rope and Andre catches him and throws him off the top rope and to the floor to eliminate him. The Hart Foundation is eliminated. Your winner of the battle royal….Andre the Giant!

Recap:
I always did like this match and I have no clue why. There is a lot of old time stars in the match and I think thats what draws me to it. I also remember having the Wrestlemania: History and Heroes Hot Ticket and I watched it all the time. This match was one of the matches that made the cut and I feel like that is another reason why I enjoy this match. Adding the NFL guys to the match helped it if you ask me because the crowd was super into it when the Fridge had big moves and whatnot. It also helps with the star power but when you have Andre, Bruno, Studd, and a few others you really didn’t need it. Anyways, this was a solid ** 1/2 star match if you ask me and one that I would recommend watching at least once.

Ringside Interview: Roddy Piper

They head back to New York where Vince and St. James are standing by with Roddy Piper. Vince says Piper’s actions were unbecoming of an athlete but Piper disagrees. Piper says if he wanted to go to a picnic he would have packed his lunch. Piper says he came here for a fight and when he was getting it going the refs stopped him. Piper says that T and Perry come from the same mold because they cheat. Piper says that nothing T could do could hurt him. Piper says that he has plenty of fight in him because T couldn’t knock him out so he isn’t going to retire. Piper says he doesn’t have to cut his hair like an Indian and he doesn’t have to dye himself black. Piper says he has never seen Frazier look better than he did tonight wearing a kilt.

They then show the replay of what happened during the match. Piper says he wasn’t losing anything but the ref was just getting in his way. Piper said he enjoyed dumping T on his head with the body slam, and the crowd in the back started cheering him. Piper says it’s to bad he dumped him on his head because it doesn’t do a lot of damage. Piper says he was slipping on his tongue thats why he kept falling.

Ringside Interview: Jimbo Covert, Iron Sheik

Gene tells Jimbo it was quite the baptism in wrestling for him. Jimbo says he got cheated because he was going to help the Fridge and Fralic dumped him from behind and he cheated.

Iron Sheik then comes in and says that this will prove it to everyone in America that wrestler is better than football player. Sheik said if he had Volkoff in there with him he would have won the battle royal.

They go ringside with Cathy Lee and Gorilla talking about the battle royal.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud started right after the Dream Team defeated the U.S. Express for the Tag Team Titles. The Bulldogs challenged the Dream Team for the titles right away. The first time they fought the Dream Team would keep their titles via disqualification. They fought again on a Saturday Night’s Main Event where they held onto the titles by defeating the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs then asked for one more shot against them and they granted it at Wrestlemania and here we are. This one has two referees for it due to Johnny V on the outside and helping the Dream Team keep their titles by cheating. This should be a pretty damn good match if you ask me so lets get to it.

Match 8: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Dream Team (c) vs. British Bulldogs

The Bulldogs come out with Ozzy Osbourne in their corner. I guess he is there to keep Johnny V in check. I doubt that is going to go well. The bell finally rings and we start with Davey Boy and Valentine with a collar and elbow tie up. Davey tosses Valentine to the ground like a piece of trash and he shows off his strength early. Valentine goes for an elbow on the mat but Davey Boy gets out of the way and goes right to the arm ringer before Valentine sends him into the ropes and hits him with a hip toss. Davey Boy moves out of the way of an elbow and tags in Dynamite who rams Valentine into the turnbuckle and gets a 2 count.

Dynamite picks up the pace and blasts Valentine with a shoulder block that sends Valentine flying into the corner. Dynamite then hits a beautiful snap suplex as he tags in Davey Boy. Beefcake just hanging out on the apron because he isn’t ready for this. He’s just to green at this point to do anything of substance with a team like the Bulldogs. Bulldog then gets Valentine in a nice delayed vertical suplex for another 2 count. Valentine heads to the outside and slows down the momentum. Davey Boy goes for a back drop but Valentine drops an elbow and the a head butt between the legs. Beefcake finally gets the tag and he comes in to work on the arm.

Bulldog gets out of the arm ringer with a beautiful press slam and drops Beefcake with it and then he tags in Dynamite. The Kid hits a nice clothesline but Beefcake doesn’t go down and he just stands there like an idiot so Dynamite drops him with a chop and gets a 1 count. Bulldog comes in and hits Beefcake with a nice fisherman suplex with a bridge and he nearly gets the 3 count on Beefcake. Beefcake tags in Valentine and he comes in off the top rope and drops Davey Boy with an elbow off the top rope. Valentine drops Davey Boy with a suplex and then we get a headlock in the middle of the ring.

Dynamite gets the tag in and he comes in and just exchanges blows with Valentine. This match is already unique in the fact that neither team is maintaining the advantage for to long and it is making it out to be a great match. We get some quick tags and then the Bulldogs drop Valentine with a double shoulder block and Dynamite gets a 2 count out of it. It is getting a little sloppy where spots are being missed but the Bulldogs and Valentine are so good they are hardly noticeable. Dynamite gets a backbreaker but Beefcake breaks up the pin before we get to 3. Valentine then hits Dynamite with a couple of forearms and then dumps him with a piledriver. Valentine goes for the cover and Dynamite kicks out at 2 1/2.

They had a test of strength on the ground and Valentine jumps up in the air but when he comes down he lands on Dynamites knees and racks himself. Valentine gets up first and he heads to the top rope but Dynamite grabs him and body slams him off the top rope. All four guys come in the ring and they dispose of Beefcake quickly. They were going for the press slam head butt but Valentine rolls out of the ring to break it up.

Davey Boy gets tagged in again and he drops Valentine with the running power slam but Valentine kicks out at 2. Beefcake has been the legal man only twice this whole match. Says all you need to know about the talent of Beefcake at this point. Valentine reverses an irish whip and sends Davey Boy shoulder first into the steel post. Valentine finally tags in Beefcake and he comes in off the second rope and hits Davey Boy with an elbow. Beefcake then works the arm and he picks up Davey Boy and just drops him on his arm. That was a pretty sweet looking move there.

Valentine gets tagged back in and he comes off the top with an elbow to the bad arm of Davey Boy. Valentine then picks up Davey Boy and drops him with a shoulder breaker. He goes for the cover and he ends up picking up Davey Boy after a 2 count. Valentine gets Davey Boy in a headlock but Davey Boy ends up pushing him off right into the head of the Dynamite kid, who was standing on the middle rope, and knocks Valentine out. Dynamite goes crashing to the floor and you can hear a thud as he lands. Pretty brutal spot there. Davey Boy goes for the cover and he gets the 1-2-3. Your winners of the match and new WWF Tag Team Champions…..The British Bulldogs!!!!

Post Match Interview: British Bulldogs, Cpt. Lou Albano, & Ozzy Osbourne

Lou said he made the prediction a while ago and now it has finally come true and he has his 16th tag team champion. Albano says he feels good. Ozzy then says it is fantastic and it’s the British Bulldog’s forever! Dynamite is busted open hard way and he can barely stand up or get in the ring. He is knocked out on his feet. Davey Boy thanks Gene and all of the fans in the US that if they became the WWF Tag Team Champions then they would stay in the US and that is where they are going to stay.

Recap:
This is the best match on the card and it doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves as a Wrestlemania quality of match. It had everything you would want in a tag match and Valentine worked his ass off. The Bulldogs were great throughout and the fact neither team held the advantage for longer than a minute or two at a time and that was different than anything else that was going on in the WWF at the time. Also, the fact that they were able to hide Beefcake for a 13 minute match when he wasn’t ready for it is miraculous in it’s own right. Just a solid tag team match and it really highlighted just how great the British Bulldogs really were.

They head back to Vince McMahon and Susan St. James from Nassau Coliseum. They discuss the LA portion of the show. They talk about the Hogan and Bundy match.

They then head ringside in LA where Jesse Ventura, Lord Alfred Hayes, and Elvira are waiting. Jesse runs down the matches they have there in LA.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
There really is no heat going into this one either. They threw these two together to get them both on the card. Hercules was relatively new here and looked great with the afro and the garb that he wore to the ring. Steamboat was Steamboat so if anyone could get a good match out of Hercules it would be him. Shouldn’t be all that bad so lets get to it.

Match 9: Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat vs. Hercules Hernandez

Hercules ends up attacking Steamboat from behind as soon as the bell rings. Hercules keeps control until Steamboat slides through the legs a few times and hits Hercules with a big chop off the ropes. Steamboat hits a couple of hits patented arm drags to get control of this one. Steamboat gets backed into the ropes and irish whipped and then Hercules does a leap frog and misses a float over type spot from Steamboat but Steamboat is good enough to hide it and ends up getting to the side kick anyways and we have a lot of quick action early on here.

Steamboat works the arm until Hercules lays in a right hand but when he tries to whip Steamboat he blocks it and then Steamboat hits two leap frogs and a back elbow on Hercules. Steamboat picks up Hercules and hits him with a big time suplex and then back to the arm we go. Hercules ends up ramming Steamboat into the corner and then dumps him with a vicious clothesline that floors Steamboat. Hercules ends up hitting Steamboat with a stun gun type move. Steamboat goes for a body slam on Hercules but he couldn’t get him over and Hercules falls on him for a 2 count. Hercules keeps control with a back elbow and then some elbow drops to the ground. He starts posing instead of going for the cover and he only gets the 2 count.

Steamboat tries to come back and goes for some chops and when he goes for a third one, Hercules dunks and he drops Steamboat with another clothesline. Hercules then picks up Steamboat and drops him with a gorilla press slam but again he stalls and doesn’t go for the quick cover. Hercules ends up picking Steamboat up again for another gorilla press and drops him again. Hercules goes to the top rope and goes for a splash but Steamboat gets the knees up and blocks the move. Steamboat heads to the top rope and hits the flying cross body for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat!

Recap:
This match started out really quick but there was a lot of stalling and a not very hot finish. The commentary in LA, especially Jesse, was brutal because of audio issues and it has always bugged every time I watch this show. Anyways, not a horrible match to get us started here in LA. A lot of that had to do with Steamboat being Steamboat but Hercules ended up showing some athleticism and looked pretty good himself. All in all not a bad match and one worth checking out.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
Adonis was running the flower shop and ended up starting stuff with the Hillbillies so they put the big guy of the group in the ring with Adonis. Thats pretty much it going into this one. This should be trash because Elmer is pretty much useless at this point but we shall see.

Match 10: ‘Adorable’ Adrian Adonis vs. Uncle Elmer

Before the match gets going Elmer prances around the ring making fun of the Adonis’s gimmick. Adonis gets dragged back into the ring and Elmer nails him with some clubbing forearms to the back. Elmer then whips Adonis into the corner and he flips upside down and then crashes to the mat. Elmer then lays a right hand and falls down himself. Adonis gets back up and he gets nailed with another right hand and Adonis goes crashing into the corner shoulder first and then falls outside to the mat. Adonis selling like a million bucks for Elmer here. That is the best part of Adonis and thats his selling.

Elmer drags Adonis up to the apron and tries to tear the dress off of Adonis until he flips him back into the ring. Elmer hits Adonis with a chest bump and Adonis gets tied up in the ropes backwards. Again a great selling job by Adonis here and he is making this match worth while. Adonis tries to whip Elmer into the corner but Elmer reverses it and hits an avalanche splash into the corner. Elmer then goes for a big leg drop but Adonis moves out of the way. Adonis then climbs to the top rope and hits a big splash off the top and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….’Adorable’ Adrian Adonis!

Recap:
This was a nothing match here but Adonis sold like a million bucks for Elmer and really makes this match watchable. He sold better than almost everyone on todays roster outside of a couple of guys and it really makes this match fun. It’s a shame we lost Adonis as early as we did and it is also a shame he lost control of his weight at the end of his run here in the WWF because it took away from his selling. Anyways, a decent match because of Adonis and one that is worth checking out just because of Adonis.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Hayes says this is the toughest title defense yet for Hogan. Hayes says that it is rumored that Hogan isn’t 100% and that Bundy may have a psychological edge on Hogan. Hayes asks Hogan what his thoughts are. Hogan says there are rumors that he is all busted but so what because the title is on the line. Hogan says they have been living Hulkamania 1 day at a time and this is no different. Hogan says that Hulkamania is going to live forever. Hogan says if he has to crawl into the cage with one good arm he is still going to do it and he will stand behind the the WWF title because of the Hulkamaniacs.

Hogan says he has been thinking about the ambulance ride night and die as well as the animosity. Hogan says he has thinking about his aggressiveness and when he steps into the cage with the whole world watching Wrestlemania 2, Hulkamania running wild all around the world. Hogan is going to take away Bundy’s pride and put it back into the World Title. Hogan says he is going to win the match and he hopes that Bobby Heenan sticks his nose into his business. Hayes then cuts off Hogan, which is shocking, and tells him that all the fans are wishing him good luck and that’s pretty much it.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This feud started with JYD and Funk going at it on Saturday Night’s Main Event where JYD ends up branding Jimmy Hart and Funk. Jimmy then brings in Dory Funk as a tag partner for Terry and Tito then joins up with JYD and here we are. The real reason is because JYD was terrible at this point and they wanted Tito out there to hide that on a big stage.

Match 11: Terry Funk/Hoss Funk vs. Tito Santana/Junkyard Dog

Before the match even starts, Terry goes to the outside and starts launching chairs into the ring and slams them on the floor. The bell finally rings and we start off with Hoss and JYD. They start in a tie up and Hoss drives JYD into the corner and lays in some right hands. Funk goes to grab JYD but he misses him and goes flying into the ring where JYD ends up whipping Hoss into Terry and then JYD hits 3 body slams on Hoss and Terry as Tito gets in the ring and the Funk’s go to the outside to take a powder. JYD tags in Tito and then Hoss tags in Terry.

They tie up and Terry drives Tito into the rope and nails him with some chops. Tito then pushes Terry off and whips him into the ropes and then Tito drops down and Terry trips over him and damn near goes flying out of the ring. Tito ends up clotheslining Terry to the outside anyways but what a spot that was. Not sure if it was intentional or not but Terry has went flying over or into the ropes twice now. Hoss gets into the ring and Tito nails him with a two dropkicks and sends him packing to the outside as well as the Funks take another break here.

Terry wants the JYD so Tito tags him in and here we go with JYD and Terry. Terry wants to exchange rights but JYD ends up nailing him with a big time right hand and then rams him head first 10 times into the top turnbuckle. Terry has no idea where he is at and ends up in the other corner and JYD rams him 10 more times into the top turnbuckle. JYD then takes Terry and sends him flying over the top rope again. Terry ends up tagging in Hoss and he comes in as JYD tags in Tito. Tito finally slows this one down with a head lock until Hoss hits a big knee and some uppercuts to Tito.

Tito does a couple of leap frogs and then hits Hoss with the flying forearm for a 2 count until Terry comes in and breaks up the pin. We get a criss cross until Terry hits Tito in the lower back with a knee. Terry then gets tagged in and he throws Tito to the outside. Jimmy Hart gets some licks in before JYD comes over and Jimmy hightails it out of there. This match is pretty damn awesome thus far. Tito finally gets back in the ring as Terry continues with the control of the match.

Terry goes for a suplex but Tito blocks it and ends up hitting Terry with a suplex. Terry then hits the ropes and they go head to head and both men get laid out until Terry tags in Hoss. Hoss comes in and drops Tito with a nice double under hook suplex for a 2 count. Hoss and Terry take turns in preventing Tito from tagging and Tito nearly gets a tag after Terry misses a leg drop but he can’t quite get the tag in to the JYD. Tito is down on the mat and fakes out Terry a few times and finally gets the tag to JYD.

JYD comes in and nails both guys with lefts and rights and then rams them head first into each other. JYD drops Terry with a clothesline and then Funk grabs the tag rope and tries to choke JYD with it but JYD gets out of it and ends up backdropping Terry all the way to the outside. JYD then picks up Terry Funk and bodyslams him onto a table. Both Funks are laid out on the floor while JYD is in the ring waiting. Jimmy gets drug onto the apron and gets floored by JYD. All four guys end up in the ring and Tito gets Hoss in the figure four. The ref is trying to get Tito out of the ring as Jimmy throws in the megaphone. Terry takes the megaphone and nails JYD in the back with it and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….The Funk Brothers!

Recap:
What a match this was. Terry Funk was phenomenal and his selling in this match was just amazing. Getting body slammed on a table, taking a backdrop to the floor, getting dumped on the concrete a few times, and doing all of this in an 11 minute match. Just awesome. Theres no better person than Funk when it comes to selling and he makes this match definitely worth watching. Just a really solid match and all four guys did well. Definitely one of the better matches on the card here.

They show highlights of the feud between Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy.

Interview w/: Hulk Hogan, Hillbilly Jim, & Hogan’s doctor

Gene interviews Hogan’s doctor and tells us that he advised Hogan not to take the match. The doctor also says that he is afraid for a disk injury and it could lead to permanent damage if he ends up taking the match. Gene then talks to Hogan and asks him if he is going through with the match. Hogan says that he doesn’t get to call in sick because he is the World Heavyweight Champion. Hogan sells the back injury and Gene asks him if he is still experiencing pain. Hogan says he has been training for 5+ plus weeks and he can’t let his Hulkamaniacs down. Hogan then takes a 100 pound weight and puts it on his neck and does some chin ups. Ridiculous. Gene tells him enough because he has proven his point. Hogan says he will do a 1000 to beat King Kong Bundy.

Gene says this is it. Hogan says this is what it is all about, there will be a winner and a loser. No way in, no way out. Hogan says for 5 1/2 weeks he has been feeling the pain and now he feels no pain and he fears no man. Hogan says Bundy is his in the steel cage!

Backstage Interview: King Kong Bundy & Bobby Heenan

Jesse asks Heenan if this is the biggest night of his career. Heenan says it is and that he is the proudest man walking the face of the earth because in a few short minutes he will be the man packing the world heavyweight title in Bundy’s luggage. Bundy says that Jesse is worried because it is a cage match and Bundy’s beautiful face is on the line in the cage. Bundy says that the worries are unfounded because it has been proven by historical fact that every time Bundy and Hogan are in the ring together its Hogan laying in the ring like a fish out of water. Bundy says Hogan is the one who gets taken out in an ambulance. Bundy tells them to get the ambulances ready because Hogan is going out on a stretcher tonight.

Bundy then says that Heenan is the greatest mind in sports and that after tonight he will be the new World Champion. Bundy says nobody has to like it but Hogan is going down. Bundy says nobody should mess with the Heenan Family because they are the best in the business. Heenan then says that the doctors in Phoenix put Hogan back together again but he doesn’t know if he is back at 100%. Heenan says Hogan is going to be left in pieces and Bundy will be the new champion. Heenan says it is Bundymania time. Jesse says that Bundy is ready and Hogan will be in for the fight of his life. Bundy then says he is going to LA on its ear.

Elvira sends us to New York where Vince McMahon and Susan St. James discuss the main event.

Pre-Match Thoughts:
This all started when Bundy and Studd attacked Hogan on a Saturday Night’s Main Event in Phoenix. Bundy attacked him and crushed his ribs numerous times with avalanche splashes in the corner. We also have the infamous shot of Bundy standing on the back of Hogan and raising his hands in victory. This all leads to the big match that we are about to see here in the main event at Wrestlemania 2.

Match 12: WWF Title Steel Cage Match: Hulk Hogan (c) vs. King Kong Bundy

Tommy Lasorda comes out and introduces all of the guests for the match. I haven’t heard of any of them so I am not going to waste my time here with that. Also, how stinkin awesome did Hogan look climbing up on the cage and ripping off the shirt? Just a great looking visual and is just awesome. One of my favorite shots. Hogan comes into the cage and just throws the WWF Title on the mat and tells Bundy to come and get it. He is so good at making the moment huge. Nobody has been better than Hogan except for a handful of guys.

They start off with big lefts and rights on each other. Hogan hits the big boot early and then Hogan chokes Bundy with his strap on his gear. Hogan lays in some big chops and then whips him into the corner and nails him with a clothesline. Hogan tries to ram Bundy into the cage but Bundy blocks it and goes to the ribs of Hogan with a forearm and a kick. Bundy then stays in control by going to the ribs and back of Hogan. Bundy picks up Hogan and drops him with the body slam. Bundy then drives the foot into the back of Hogan’s head and rubs it into he mat.

Bundy heads for the door and tries to get out but Hogan grabs Bundy by the leg and stops him. Bundy picks up Hogan and drives him back first into the steel cage. Bundy heads for the door again but Hogan stops him again. Bundy gets back in the cage and rips off the wrap around Hogan’s ribs and starts to choke him out with it. Bundy then takes the wrap and ties Hogan to the rope with it so he can try and escape. Hogan’s breaks free and ends up stopping Bundy from getting out.

Hogan gets control again and whips Bundy into the corner and hits him with a big elbow. Hogan whips Bundy into the ropes and then drives him head first into the cage. Bundy then does a blade job and cuts himself open. Heenan is rubbing his head so you can’t see it but when he gets lifted up Bundy is cut. Hogan goes right for the cut and lays in the right hands to the forehead. Hogan then takes Bundy and rams him 2-3 times into the steel cage. Blood is starting to pour out of the head of Bundy. Bundy is draped across the top rope and Hogan climbs up the cage and chokes him over the top rope. Hogan then goes for the body slam but he couldn’t get it done and Bundy comes crashing down on him.

Bundy goes crawling to the door trying to get out but Hogan ends up stopping him again. Hogan then takes the wrap and chokes Bundy out with it. Bundy then whips Hogan into the corner and nails him with the avalanche splash in the corner. Bundy then nails him with a big time splash that looked awesome from the overhead shot they had. Bundy goes for the door again but Hogan stops him one more time.

Bundy ends up nailing Hogan with an avalanche splash but Hogan no sells it because he is hulking up. Hogan then reverses an irish whip and hits a power slam on Bundy. Hogan then drops the big leg drop. Hogan then starts to climb over the cage but Heenan stops him from the outside and Bundy climbs up and stops him. Hogan then kicks Bundy off the top rope and he continues to climb out of the ring as Bundy tries to crawl out of the cage. Hogan hits the floor as Bundy gets to the door. Your winner of the steel cage match and still WWF Champion….Hulk Hogan!!!!

After the match Heenan gets into the ring and tries to keep the door shut but Hogan ends up getting in and going after Heenan. Bundy is laid out on the outside while Hogan ends up taking Heenan and throws him into the steel cage. Hogan then takes Heenan and hits him with an atomic drop right through the door. Hogan gets his belt and starts posing for the crowd as they go home happy.

Recap:
This wasn’t a classic by any means but it wasn’t bad either. The match gets a bad wrap over the years but it’s really not all that bad. I am a visual person and some of the visuals from this match are top notch. Hogan’s entrance, the finger point from the over head shot, the splash from Bundy from the overhead shot as well, and if you add all of these up you get a really nice looking match. I can look past the excessiveness of going to the door numerous times because the match did its job. Adding the steel cage to the match worked for me because it mixed up the Hogan matches that we seen all the time so having the cage made him change it up a little bit. All in all it is not an instant classic by any means but it’s not all that bad either and it is worth watching every once in a while.

Final Thoughts:
What can you say about Wrestlemania 2 other than it is stuck in the middle of the two most important shows in WWF history. Without the success of Wrestlemania 1 then there would never have been in a position to do what they did for Wrestlemania 3 so 2 usually gets forgotten. I understand it because there is nothing on this card that sticks out as being a great match or a memorable match. You had some moments with the NFL guys but over time those NFL guys aren’t as relevant as they were when the match took place so it doesn’t carry with it any significance. Savage was in there with George Steele and the fact that he had 3-4 different matches with him on Saturday Night’s Main Event took away from this one. The best matches on this show are of teams that don’t get the recognition they deserve these days for whatever reason. The British Bulldogs were one of the greatest tag teams ever and this match shows why in many ways but for whatever reason this match is never talked about.

The other tag match between the Funks vs. JYD/Tito was no classic either but the selling that Terry did was off the charts and really made the match enjoyable and one you can watch a lot. Other than that there really is nothing special here and the fact that Hogan and Bundy wasn’t drawing across the country puts a damper on the main event here at Mania 2. The other thing people don’t like is the 3 different locations where as I don’t really have a problem with it. Unless you was in one of the locations you shouldn’t really complain about having to watch 2/3 of a show on a big screen because you didn’t have to and you can see everything the same. I liked the idea and thought it was pretty cool. If you add all of this up you had the potential for a pretty good card if you made a couple of changes but what you got is what you got and it isn’t one of the best Wrestlemania’s of all time but it is one worth checking out every once in a while.

From Killers to Comedians: When the WWE Waves the White Flag

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Partial Credit for this piece goes out to “Brian Damage”, who wrote the original version of this article.

Sometimes the repackaging of a superstar is exactly what the performer needs and helps to get them over with the fans. However, there are times when repackaging turns the superstar into a laughing stock and that is the focus in this latest pieces as we look at some of the less than successful repackaging of performers.

The WWE has a pretty bad habit of doing something that at times…makes fans go nuts….and not in a good way. A large wrestler who may stand over 7 feet tall or weigh over 400 pounds comes into the company as a bruising monster heel. Maybe the fans don’t gravitate to this wrestler right away. What do you do? Do you continue trying to push said wrestler as a devastating beast who annihilates their competition OR do you go back to the drawing board and repackage the wrestler?

If the WWE decides to repackage you…BEWARE!!! More often than not….you are headed for a gimmick that will kill all of your credibility and make you a joke….literally! This piece looks at the once pushed monster heels that slowly turned into WWE comedy acts. Why? Vince seems to like larger than life wrestlers that can act goofy apparently. Nothing says wrestling ratings more than good old fashioned comedy…or so the WWE’s creative might think. It happens more than you’d think and it is a tell tale sign that the WWE just doesn’t know what to do with you. Let’s take a look….

Vladimir Kozlov

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Vladimir Kozlov was going to be the “Rusev” of his era. He had size, strength and a martial arts background. It seemed that he would be pushed as a monster foreign heel and it certainly started out that way. Perhaps the fans just didn’t believe Kozlov as a bad ass…or maybe Vince McMahon saw something extra in him.

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That extra something was pairing him with company jester Santino Marella and becoming a silly version of himself. I must admit…I liked the team in small doses…but the comedy act killed whatever chances (if any) Kozlov had to be a monster heel once more.

Kurrgan

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Kurrgan was suppose to be a new era in wrestling giants for the WWF/E. They sold him as an unstoppable force with a devastating finishing move…the iron claw. Kurrgan was pretty agile for his size and while his physique might not have been what the WWE expected from a man his size…he had potential.

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The potential was dressing him up as a hippy and dancing around the ring as a member of the Oddities. The group was originally intended to be a faction of monster heels…but quickly turned into a comedy act for the company.

Rosey

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While his ring name was out and out silly…there was nothing silly about Rosey and Jamal as 3 minute Warning in the WWE. They were being pushed as a monster tag team when Jamal (the future Umaga) was fired from the company. So it was only natural to turn Rosey from a Samoan bruiser to a sidekick of the Hurricane, a “Super Hero in Training”. The abbreviation for that would be S.H.I.T.

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The Big Show

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When Paul Wight signed with the WWE…BIG things were expected from him. He immediately was thrust into the spotlight as a member of Vince McMahon’s Corporation. Without getting into all the sordid early history of Big Show in the WWE….when he appeared on Saturday Night Live and stole the show….he went from a giant to joke.

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While he eventually recovered from this initial comedy run…he still never really sustained the giant monster persona for long periods of time.

Brodus Clay

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Brodus Clay started out his WWE career as the bodyguard to Alberto Del Rio. That stint was short lived and he soon disappeared from our sight. Vignettes began airing with the promise that Brodus Clay would be a one man wrecking crew. What we got instead was a dancing dinosaur of sorts… A “Funkasaurus” if you will.

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Lord Tensai

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Speaking of Brodus Clay, his future “Tons of Funk” tag team partner…Sweet T wrestled briefly in his return to the WWE as the evil Lord Tensai. After multiple gimmicks and names in his first WWE run, he had a successful run in Japan as the Giant Bernard. His return to the WWE was meant to be a run on top as a monster heel, even feuding with John Cena. However, reactions were mixed for the Tensai character and before too long….he was dancing along with the Funkasaurus.

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One Man Gang

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So the One Man Gang comes in as a big bad ass from Halsted Street in Chicago and all of a sudden…turns into a white “black” man named Akeem?!? Unlike most other characters who changed gimmicks or went from “killers to comedians”, the Gang was actually given an entire vignette devoted to showing us the transformation of his gimmick. See Below.

 

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The Great Khali

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When the Great Khali started out with the WWE, he was immediately thrust into a program with the Undertaker. It wasn’t too long after that, that Khali went on to win the WWE’s World title.

Then, the WWE finally gave up on this project after they saw what they had. Instead, Vince saw more comedy than destruction in the Khali character and soon after…the Great Khali becomes the silly, goofy…Punjabi Playboy.

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Sure, there have been plenty of others who went from monsters to jokesters like…

Kamala the Ugandan Giant going from savage beast to…. professional bowler?

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Kane, the Devil’s favorite Demon…. graduates Anger Management.

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Gene Snitsky… Baby Killer to…. Foot Fetish

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John Heidenreich… Yet another monster who would soon battle back and forth between his love for poetry…

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and his uncomfortable obsession with Michael Cole…

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And once that was all over with, Heidenreich somehow managed a face turn where he introduced an odd march and invited children to join him.

It seems to be the last resort for all big guys when WWE creative can’t come up with anything else to get a heel over as the monster they pegged them to be.

Just imagine if they had done the same to guys like Andre the Giant or the Undertaker. That would be no laughing matter…

The Audit: The 1993 Royal Rumble Review

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It’s a new year and The Audit man I.R.S. (otherwise known as Ian R. Singletary) returns once again just in time for another Royal Rumble review. If you haven’t already done so, please go back and check out my other Reviews for Rumbles 88 – 91, and the “Lost” NYC Rumble of 1994 in the Audit Review section of Crazymax.

That said, here’s a little ditty I actually started writing last year but never formatted it for posting. It’s time for the 1993 Royal Rumble. Let’s get to it, shall we?

THE 1993 ROYAL RUMBLE!

Full card listed below.

* The 30 Man Royal Rumble Match
* WWF Heavyweight Champion Bret Hart vs. Razor Ramon
* WWF Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon
* The Steiner Brothers vs. The Beverly Brothers
* Big Boss Man vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
* Bobby Heenan unveils NARCISSUS!

And now the 1993 Royal Rumble!

It’s January 24, 1993 and we’re live from the ARCO Arena in Sacramento.

Your announcers are Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

I’m not sure if Bobby and Gorilla can capture the magic of their calling of Rumble ’92 but I’m sure they’ll give it a try! And right out of the gate the Brain is already doing things to piss the Gorilla off. Well, at least the commentary shouldn’t be dull.

(Steiners vs. Beverlys notes going in: The Steiners have recently left WCW after Bill Watts tried to split them up and turn Scott heel. At the time Scotty had no interest in being split from his brother and seemed to often clash with the Cowboy, and so it was off to greener pastures and the WWF. The Steiners popped up “via satellite” in a surprise interview on one of the final episodes of Prime Time Wrestling and thus began the Steiners tenure with Titan Sports. This will be their first real competition as they face the Beverlys. The two teams had met before in Turnerland when Enos and Bloom were under masks as Ole Anderson’s Minnesota Wrecking Crew II in early 1990. It’d technically be more like Wrecking Crew III or IV if you count the variations of the Andersons in the Wrecking Crew, but that’s another story for another day. Here Enos and Bloom are working as the rich boys from Shaker Heights, OH, Beau and Blake Beverly.)

The Steiner Brothers vs. The Beverly Brothers

[spacer height=”20px”]At this point the Beverlys are without manager. They first lost Coach (John Tolos), and then the Genius left the company following Survivor Series 92. Now the Beverlys are manager-less and for the most part meaningless, as far as being taken as a threat goes. For the record, the Beverly Brothers had one of the awesomest intro themes (their second theme, that is) but for some reason the WWE Network likes to edit that theme out on PPVs and plug in a different song which may possibly be their original. You can actually hear the cool theme being played before Gorilla throws it to the ring and then it changes to the crappy song. Not sure why they always edit this music out of the PPV’s. (Update! The Beverlys second theme is alive and well on the 1992 Superstars episodes that the Network added this week!) The Steiners are out next to their generic theme that would be recycled in 1996 by Alex “The Pug” Porteau. How’s that for a little early trivia?

We kick things off with Scotty Steiner vs. Beau Beverly (Wayne Bloom). Scott dominates with basic offense while Beau complains of a hair pulls and tight pulling to referee Bill Alfonso, but to his credit Fonzie calls it right down the middle daddy. Beau tries some cheap stuff but Scott reverses into a sloppy tilt-a-whirl slam. Looked liked someone’s timing was off. Beau takes a powder to the floor before tagging to brother Blake (Mike Enos). Rick Steiner is in as well. Blake catches Rick with a powerslam. A fun Buzz Sawyer spot as Blake tries a leapfrog but Rick catches him in mid-air and turns it into a powerslam of his own. Scott back in and lands an overhead belly to belly on Blake.

Scott tries a double underhook powerbomb, but is clotheslines by Beau and the Beverlys take over on offense. They brothers work the back of Scotty, back breakers, side slams, a Boston Crab, etc… Scott reverses a suplex on Blake, but Beau tags in to prevent a hot tag to Rick. Beau ducks his head for a backdrop and Scott counters with a double underhook powerbomb.

HOT TAG TO RICK! Blake also tags in. Huge backdrop on Blake. RICK SENDS BLAKE INTO GERMAN SUPLEX CITY, BITCH! Damn that was a throw! Rick tries a top rope belly to belly on Blake, but Beau puts a stop to it. Rick winds up murdering Beau with a Steinerline! Then a Steinerline to Blake!

Rick gets back jumped by Beau while covering Blake. Rick stumbles into his corner and tags back to Scott. It feels like both Beverlys have been in the ring forever. The Brothers try a double team LOD Dooms Day Device on Scott. But as Beau jumps off the top rope with the clothesline, Scotty counters Blake into a victory roll! I loved this spot when I saw it live.

Beau misses the flying clothesline and Rick yanks him to the floor. Scott reverses an Irish whip by Blake and FRANKENSTEINERS him like a lawn dart. Fuck. DAMN DID HE SPIKE HIM. Scott covers and this one is over after around 10:30.

Winners: The Steiners

[spacer height=”20px”]Heenan has fun post match, using his “Brain Scan” to draw over top of the replay.

(Post Match Thoughts: In the original broadcast, the commentary audio actually goes out during the entrances and doesn’t return until a few minutes into the match. I remember watching live and thinking how awkward it is to watch a show without commentary, it was like being at a house show. Luckily by the time they released this show on Coliseum Video the commentary was returned to the video. As for the match, it was what it was. I’m not sure the Steiners were going to get a show stealer out of the Beverlys. Enos and Bloom had a very basic offensive set of moves that didn’t really help the flow. This wasn’t the best showcase for the Steiners abilities but it was an okay match for what it was. I enjoyed the finish sequence and the Frankensteiner here was like death. **1/2)

 

– A video plays highlighting the history of the Rockers tag team and their split. I’ll cover that in detail below.

(Shawn vs. Marty notes going in: Originally a hybrid of the Rock & Rolls Express and Midnight Express, The Rockers were an amazing team who had a high flying innovative style that aided in changing the game of American style wrestling. Not to mention they had a lot of really great matches against the likes of the Rougeaus, Brain Busters, Orient Express, and the Harts. The time came when Vince felt it was time to disband the team and Michaels may or may not have lobbied for that next level singles push he knew he was ready for. The story supposedly goes Michaels told Jannetty they’d stick together but in reality he was 100% behind working with Vince and doing the split up. It’s like the screw job before the screw job. Anyway, during the fall their began to be hints of dissention  as Shawn played the aggressor during matches on TV. When they lost a match, Shawn blamed Marty. There was even a squash where Michaels never even tagged Jannetty in. Eventually, the Rockers received a Tag Team Title shot against LOD on Superstars. After losing Shawn again blamed Marty and went so far as to put his hands on Jannetty. Marty threatened to strike back but left the ring without further incident. In January 1992 it was thought they would hash things out as part of Brutus Beefcake’s “Barber Shop” segment on Wrestling Challenge. Michaels assured Jannetty there wasn’t a problem and the two would continue to remain a team. Jannetty fell for the ruse and left himself open for Michaels to Superkick Marty on the interview set and then Shawn did the unthinkable. He threw Jannetty FACE FIRST through the Barber Shop glass window, leaving Jannetty a bloody mess.

[spacer height=”20px”]By Royal Rumble 92, the WWF ignored that Jannetty had already worked a singles squash on TV and explained Jannetty missing the PPV as being due to injuries he suffered on the Barber Shop. This was supposed to lead to a hot feud that would see the two men compete at WrestleMania VIII. Unfortunately, Jannetty only worked a handful of matches after this incident before he was released from the company due to his recent issues with the law involving possession of cocaine and getting handsy with the police officers. Shortly after Marty was never mentioned again…….. Until…

[spacer height=”20px”]Until… Twuz Halloween – 1992, nine months later. Shawn Michaels steps in the ring with his valet Sherri as he prepares for a typical squash match on WWF Superstars. As Shawn checks himself out in his trusty mirror held by Sherri, he sees a reflection in the mirror standing behind him. It was Marty Jannetty who had snuck in through the crowd. Shawn looked as if he’d seen a ghost and Marty went on the attack. After bumping Shawn all around the ring, looking for ultimate revenge Marty grabbed the mirror from Sherri and got ready to smash it over the head of his former partner. As Marty swung the mirror, Shawn pulled Sherri in front of him causing Marty to strike and break the mirror over Sherri’s head and face. An excellent angle, and unheard of for it’s time. Sherri was stretchered out while Shawn would claim innocence and claims Jannetty hit Sherri on purpose in future interviews. Finally, it was announced the two would finally meet a full year after the Barber Shop incident, at this year’s Rumble. There was an added catch. This match also marks the return of Sensational Sherri from her injury. However, the story was sold as Sherri would return in a neutral corner, leaving the fans to ponder if Sherri will return to her Sexy Boy, or would she finally see through the shallow facade of the future HBK? I guess we’ll all find out.)

Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels vs. Marty Jannetty

[spacer height=”20px”]Naturally, Sensational Sherri comes out first with no music to a mixture of crowd reaction. This was her return from “injury” and a way to play up whose corner she was in. Jannetty is out next in his most over the top ring gear of his career, and that’s saying a little something. Creative, I’ll give his seamstress that. Shawn’s out last and he invites Sherri into the ring to be by his side, but she stands outside the ring just glaring back without emotion.

With Sherri in a neutral corner, referee Joey Marella calls for the bell. Shawn tries to play with Marty to start but Jannetty is hot and pops Michaels with a hard shot and chases him around ringside. Jannetty goes on the offense and Shawn does the flip upside down into the buckle. Marty with a kneelift sends Michaels out of the ring with a nice bump. Jannetty sends Shawn to the floor a second time with a clothesline and catches him with a dive off the apron. Marty climbs to the top rope and jumps off to the floor but runs into a hard right from Shawn. Michaels then scoops Marty up and rams his RIGHT shoulder into the ring post. Jannetty immediately gets up and sells his LEFT shoulder for the rest of the match. For those who aren’t aware, the American style typically favors working over the left ligaments of the body. So Shawn has to go back outside the ring and ram Marty’s LEFT shoulder into the post so that it all makes more sense. Even Gorilla starts questioning which shoulder is supposed to be hurt.

[spacer height=”20px”]Shawn works over Marty’s arm and slams him on the floor. Back inside Shawn hits a shoulder breaker and stays on the arm, because well it’s called telling a story. Marty tries a comeback, but Shawn cuts him right back off with a single-arm DDT. Michaels goes to the middle rope and jumps right off into Marty’s foot! I mean literally, he jumped off the ropes and landed by Jannetty’s legs. What other intention did he have in mind? It’s like Shawn threw himself into Marty’s boot. You’d think this was a work or something. Sheesh.

Shawn charges at Marty in the corner, but Jannetty moves and now Michaels runs shoulder first into the post! Both men are down but Marty starts shaking it off and throwing some punches. Michaels stops the momentum by hooking Jannetty by the tights and throwing him outside the ring. Shawn tries to suplex Marty back into the ring, but Jannetty reverses and SUPLEXES SHAWN TO THE FLOOR! You used to see guys tease that move in the 80’s and early 90’s but this was probably the first time I actually saw it work!

It looks like Sherri may be coming over to help Shawn up, but SHERRI SLAPS MICHAELS IN THE FACE, thus solidifying her face turn. The crowd pops for Sherri as Jannetty back suplexes Shawn back into the ring with a lazy “bridge” if you want to call it that and Shawn kicks out at 2. Marty gets fired up and starts flailing his arms all about, forgetting that Shawn had worked his shoulder over most of the match. Oh that adrenaline and how I love it so.

Michaels takes a whip into the corner and does the old Harley Race backwards flip to the floor. Back inside Marty lands a powerslam and goes up for the flying fist drop but Shawn moves. Luckily Jannetty lands on his feet and connects with a DDT. The crowd goes nuts but Marty only gets a 2 count. Shawn misses a Superkick, but Jannetty connects with one and gets another near fall on Shawn.

The two trade a pinfall attempts until Jannetty catapults Shawn into the corner and rolls him up for 2. Shawn cocks back for a punch but his elbow nails referee Marella in the process. REF BUMP. You could actually see Shawn looking for Marella to make sure he elbowed him. It’s like they script this stuff sometimes, I swear.

The baby faces turn heel as Marty holds Shawn Michaels for Sherri to come in and do some damage. The crowd pops for Sherri as she takes her high heel off and enters the ring. Sherri goes to clock Shawn with the shoe, but Michaels moves out of the way and Sherri hits Jannetty instead! Marty goes down, from a high heel. What is this, Nitro?

Sherri realizes her mistake and begs off as Shawn begins to corner her. It looks like Shawn is waiting for Marty to get up, but Jannetty continues to play dead. So Shawn actually has to go over and pick Jannetty up off the mat and deliver a Superkick (before it was his finisher) to pin Jannetty as a hysterical Sherri runs away. By the way, it was a lackluster Superkick yet Jannetty sold it with one of those inside out style bumps. Looked fake and shitty. Anyway, Michaels gets the win to retain after 14:20.

Winner: Shawn Michaels

[spacer height=”20px”]- After a brief celebration, Shawn sees Sherri on the big screen in the locker room talking to Mean Gene (RIP). Sherri’s cups overfloweth as Okerlund tells her to “Dammit, settle down!”. Michaels quickly confronts her in the back and Marty Jannetty magically revives himself and goes sprinting to the back after Michaels.

As Michaels starts to confront Sherri, Jannetty comes flying into the screen and jumps on Shawn’s back. The two men continue their fight backstage when a random ORANGE goes flying through the screen.

It was hilarious in 1993, and I love it still today.

We get referees, Lanza, Patterson, Dave Hebner into the brawl to separate the two sides. Unfortunately, this would lead to nothing. More on that in a minute.

(Post Match Thoughts: A lot of people give Marty crap for selling the wrong shoulder after the first post job by Michaels. Anyone who knows how things work knows you work the left arm, which is the arm Marty sold. In Marty’s defense he was trying to fix the mistake caused by Michaels here. Now, as for the rest of the match.. I can’t defend Jannetty for anything else here. He was perhaps a bit lethargic or going through the motions of spots at a slower speed than usual. It made for some awkward spots and noticeable timing issues. Tack on the much slower methodical pace of the match than what most anticipated and it was a big letdown. Story goes Michaels complained to Vince or whomever about Marty being hungover from a binger the night before and thus ruining the match, or something along those lines. And for the second year in a row it would be Jannetty’s “bad habits” that would cost him a revenge match with Shawn Michaels at the money show, WrestleMania. Shawn would ultimately get put into an impromptu “feud’ with Tatanka to replace the planned rematch with Jannetty. Even with all of the issues this match still somehow managed to reach ***1/4, partly due to Michaels keeping it on track and partially because of the match picking up near the finish. Imagine what it could have been if circumstances had been different.)

 

– And what do we have here Bru-thaaaaas. On the live version, it’s the Dr. of Style, errr I mean the Reverend Slick. He’s the new manager of Kamala, but Kamala is not here. Instead, Slick is here in a prerecorded promo to put over the WWF’s Headlock on Hunger, the Somalia Relief Fund.

 

(Boss Man vs. Bigelow notes going in: Bigelow has recently returned to the company while the Boss Man is on his way out. No story here, just two big guys clashing.)

The Big Boss Man vs. Bam Bam Bigelow

[spacer height=”20px”]This is Bammer’s first WWF PPV since WrestleMania IV in 1988. This would be Boss Man’s LAST WWF PPV until Survivor Series 1998. Boss Man has his right hand and wrist taped up pretty good. Bigelow jumps Boss Man and splashes him in the corner. Bigelow sends BBMan to the floor as Danny Davis lays the count. Boss Man returns to the ring but it takes two clotheslines to drop Bam Bam. Boss Man on the offense with a whopping 21 punches in a row, before Bigelow counters a headlock with a back suplex. Boss Man won’t stay down and he comes back with more punches. The screw up a bulldog and Boss Man just looks like he’s totally not into this at all. Bammer finally gains control after he backdrops Boss Man out of the ring to the floor.

Bigelow applies a bear hug from behind, Boss Man escapes but runs right into a Hot Shot across the top rope. BBMan powers out of a cover at 2. Bammer goes back to a reverse bear hug (it’s a frickin waist lock). Boss Man finally escapes and reverses a suplex but barely gets Bigelow over sideways. It’s like Boss Man doesn’t even want to be here. Bigelow right back on top as the crowd is near dead. Bigelow is by no means setting a speed record in this match but he’s still moving at a faster pace than Boss Man who seems to be doing everything in slow motion, including getting in place for spots (see next sentence). Bigelow tries a running body block, I’d like to say the Boss Man ducked it but he appeared too lazy to ever even stand up in order to duck it. So Bam Bam misses, but Boss Man never actually stood up for it. Bammer basically jumped over top of Boss Man and missed.

It’s time for Boss Man’s comeback. Bigelow takes an impressive backdrop before Boss Man reverts back to more punching. BBMan whips Bigelow into the corner and then WALKS INTO BIGELOW’S FOOT. He fucking walked into his boot. WTF? Bigelow drops Boss Man with a nice clothesline out of the corner and finishes this with a top rope diving headbutt for the win in just over 10:00. That was rough to sit through.

Winner: Bam Bam Bigelow

Image #1 features Boss Man performing an awful suplex. Image #2 is Bigelow missing a body block after Boss Man failed to ever even stand up. 

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Well, from the first time I watched this until now my thoughts haven’t changed much these past 26 years. This was pretty bad, and disappointing at best. If there was a definition of “phoning it in” or “going through the motions”, that would be how I would define the Boss Man’s lackadaisical attempt here. Now that’s coming from a huge Boss Man fan. With two of the best big men in the business going at it I had anticipated a fun and faster than normal paced big man match. Instead, Bam Bam was on his way in, Boss Man would soon be on his way out to places like All Japan, SMW and eventually WCW by the end of the year. It wasn’t like Boss Man was trying to make Bigelow look bad, he cooperated with Bammer, but he just didn’t seem to give a shit about anything. When Boss tried to suplex Bigelow over and kind of dropped him to the side, it just came off lazy and lack of interest. At one point Boss Man WALKED into a boot in the corner. 99% of BBM’s offense were punches. He didn’t even use many of his signature spots before doing the cleanest job since turning face three years earlier. A couple of impressive bumps for guys this big but the entire match was slow, dull, plodding. A huge disappointment for one of the biggest Boss Man fans there were. It didn’t help Bam Bam a whole lot either. I’ll go 1/4* to be nice and show appreciation for the couple of big man bumps, but otherwise this thing would be a DUD. I never want to watch this match again. Ever.)

 

– To set up the WWF Heavyweight Title match they play a couple of quick videos. First we go back to WWF Mania where Razor Ramon attacking an unsuspecting Owen Hart during an interview conducted by Raymond Rougeau. Razor did this to get into the head of WWF Champ Bret Hart. This video is followed by Raymond Rougeau conducting an interview with Razor at a Sacramento Kings game the day before the Rumble.

 

[spacer height=”20px”]We see Stu & Helen Hart with ringside seats. During Razor’s entrance Bret Hart responds with his own live interview backstage. It’s promos like this that explain why Hart never reached the level of success as a Hogan, or Macho, or Flair, etc. One direct quote from Bret in the promo,  “Defend my family’s honor, and defend I’m gonna do”. Maybe Bret’s promo should have been taped as well.

[spacer height=”20px”](Bret vs. Razor Notes Going in: As mentioned above, Razor was granted a shot at Bret’s WWF Title. In order to get into the head of the Hitman, Ramon attacked baby brother Owen on WWF Mania. There was also another incident on Superstars in which Ramon appeared on the big screen to interrupt Bret Hart during an interview on stage. That type of thing was cutting edge for 1993. Razor hadn’t been wrestling with the company but 7 months and he was already getting a World Title shot here on PPV. Outside of Flair he was, by far, the best option for this show. I had actually attended a house show days before Bret won the WWF Title and saw Razor pin the Hitman so I bought him as a contender. According to Bret Hart based on several interviews he has done, Bret has claimed the challenger here on this PPV was originally planned to be the Ultimate Warrior. While I find that intriguing, I must point out the original advertising material for the event has Bret vs. Razor as the Title match and Warrior thrown in with the rest of the faces as part of the Rumble match. I must admit, I am curious what Vince would have done with Warrior in 1993.)

WWF Heavyweight Champion Bret “Hitman” Hart vs. Razor Ramon

[spacer height=”20px”]Bret hands off his sunglasses to a fan, and Razor turns around and flicks his toothpick at the kid. LOL. Awesome. Early on Bret realizes he’s not matching size of strength with Ramon so the Hitman shows off his wrestling prowess and goes to the knees of the Bad Guy. Hart winds up applying a Figure Four early on in the match. Razor reaches the ropes but Bret rams Ramon’s leg against the steel post. Surprised to see the champ with so much offense against the larger Ramon so early on. Eventually Razor manages to send Bret into the ring post. From there Razor goes on the offense, driving Bret down with a pair of backbreakers on the outside.

Bobby Heenan has some fun mocking Stu and Helen. Back in the ring Ramon with a Fall Away Slam and Irish whips Bret chest first into the corner buckles, a move Bret always sells like death. After a failed pinfall attempt, Razor relies on an abdominal stretch to continue working over Hart’s ribs. Hart reverses the hold, but Ramon hiptosses his way free. Ramon slaps Bret around, but Hart comes back with a running body block for 2 and sends Bret outside. Back on the apron Hart tries a sunset flip back into the ring, but Razor blocks and sits down but Hart still counters for another 2.

Razor cuts Bret off and goes to the rest holds. First a seated chinlock, then a bearhug. Bret escapes with some biting. Great, Technical, Excellently Executed Biting. Hart backdrops Ramon to the floor and nails a nice looking suicide dive! Back in the ring, Hart starts pulling out the old 5 moves of doom. Actually, Bret goes crazy and hits all 6 moves of doom. Inverted Atomic Drop, hooking clothesline, backbreaker, middle rope elbow, bulldog, and yes even the Russian legsweep.

Hart looks for the Sharpshooter, but Razor wiggles free as Heenan states Ramon’s legs are too long and Razor uses the referee as a shield so that he can take a cheap shot on the champ. Ramon sets Bret up for a top rope back superplex, but Hart escapes and counters with his own back suplex. Hart goes for another middle rope elbow but comes crashing down into the foot of Ramon. Razor tries for the Razor’s Edge, but Hart wiggles free and counters into a backslide for 2.

Razor gets back on top and hooks Bret in a knuckle lock, which Bret first counters into a sunset flip pin for 2. Bret then hooks Razor’s legs while laying on the mat and turns it over into the Sharpshooter. Ramon submits almost immediately at 17:52.

Winner: The Hitman

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: A solid match with excellent psychology. I don’t think you’d expect anything less from Bret. Ramon held his own here playing the larger heel. I liked that they played Razor’s height and longer legs into the story in regards to Bret needing to find a different way to apply the Sharpshooter. I admire Bret for often finding different ways to go into the Sharpshooter hold to keep things fresh, but I questioned the finish here a little. Razor was clearly in control when Hart turned a hold into a sunset flip. That doesn’t exactly knock a man out, yet Razor just laid there after kicking out to allow Bret to hook on the hold. I just think it would have been smoother if Ramon had a better reason for laying there dead. Nothing fancy here, still this was a perfectly fine match. ***1/4)

 

[spacer height=”20px”]- Bobby “The Brain” Heenan is standing by to unveil “NARCISSUS”.

 

 

 

 

 

[spacer height=”20px”]For those out of the loop on this, Bobby Heenan had been appearing for the past 4 weeks on TV in recorded segments promising that “Narcissus” was coming to the WWF. It was clear by the promos that this Narcissus character would be in direct competition with Heenan’s rival Mr. Perfect. Hennig had turned face on an episode of Prime Time back in November 92 after agreeing to join Randy Savage for a tag team match against Ric Flair & Razor Ramon at the Survivor Series. During that turn Perfect dumped a pitcher of water over his former manager Heenan’s head. With Ric Flair on his way out of the promotion it was time to find a new opponent for Hennig to feud with.

Back to the show, we go to the arena floor where Heenan is standing by a large silver curtain and ready to unveil his Narcissus. As the curtain begins to raise, Heenan announces it’s LEX LUGER! Kneeling in front of several full length mirror, and covered in his silver and purple cape, a body building show style theme music begins to play as Luger rises to his feet and removes his cape to show off his body. Luger begins hitting poses for the cameras and for himself in the mirror. Heenan goes into an uncomfortable homosexual style rant on Lex’s physique and body. I have no problem with the LGBTQ community, but seeing this live in 1993, the 13 year old me legitimately questioned if Bobby Heenan had just turned gay. Heenan’s commentary mixed with Lex’s tanned, oiled jacked up muscular poses here were just too over the top for my mind in 1993. Even today, it’s still a bit much. Bobby sounds like he’s ready to cream before asking to hear Luger’s “melodious voice”.

[spacer height=”20px”]Lex says he’s beyond perfection, then calls out Mr. Perfect. For the first time Lex refers to himself as “The Narcissist” rather than Narcissus as well. I guess nobody gave Bobby the memo.

As the curtain begins to drop to end the segment, Heenan begs for Lex to flex more and show him more body parts. Heenan drops to his knees as the curtain falls and pleads with Lex to show him “a little more leg”. I’d imagine this could be confused with a scene straight out of a gay porno. Straight, Gay, this could have been man and woman it’s still awkward and uncomfortable as Heenan sounds almost predatorial. He puts Attitude Era Lawler to shame. It was very awkward for me in 1993, I remember that much.

Oddly enough, Heenan would have nothing to do with the Narcissist character ever again.

 

Well, with that out of the way…

IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

No, wait.

It Is Now Time For More shit.

The Fink introduces… JULIUS CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA?

[spacer height=”20px”]Let me channel my inner 1993 again and say What in the F*CK is this shit on my TV screen?

Silly me, they’re here to sell WrestleMania IX to us. It’ll be live from Caesar’s Palace, after all. The crowd shits all over this segment and it’s just as shitty now as it was in 1993. Vince may have thought this was a good idea for cross-promotion with the Casino and whatnot but there was no place for it here among the wrestling fans. At least Caesar wouldn’t speak at Mania.

OKAY, NOW IT IS REALLY TIME FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

(Rumble Notes Going In: You should know the rules by now, 30 men, every 2 minutes, over the top rope, all that jazz. What is new to the Rumble this year is the concept of the winner now receiving a guaranteed WWF Title shot at WrestleMania IX. This would be the first Rumble where this stipulation was put into place. Spoiler Alert – While not revealed on the original LIVE broadcast of the event, the Coliseum Video version has an Exclusive Interview where Ric Flair announces that he drew the #1 this year.)

THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH

[spacer height=”20px”]After drawing #3 last year, RIC FLAIR has the unlucky spot of #1 this year. He’s followed out by #2 BOB BACKLUND. This felt like an odd choice for #2, but given what Backlund will do here it makes more sense later on. Bob wants a handshake, Flair instead fakes him out, fixes his hair, gives him a strut and a WOOOOOO! Bob with some unorthodox offense and jumping around the ring. Flair doesn’t know how to take it, and frankly neither do I. Backlund lands his old time finisher the RUNNING ATOMIC DROP and Ric takes a Flair flop on his face. Backlund tries to hoist Flair out as #3 PAPA SHANGO makes his way down. Shango goes right after Backlund and takes him to the ropes. Flair sneaks up behind and quickly dumps Papa Shango. That was fast. It’s right back to Backlund and Flair, though I think they dropped the ball on the fun they could have had with Shango and these two in the ring. Flair tries to dump Backlund, before the two trade some shots and battle off into a corner.

Here comes #4 “MILLION DOLLAR MAN” TED DIBIASE. Ya know, ever since Teddy bought that #30 slot in 1989 he’s had some bad luck with drawing numbers. He’s been #1 (1990), #2 (1992), and now #4 in 1993. Of course, Flair and DiBiase double teamed Backlund for the entire 2 minutes, failing to eliminate him. #5 is “NASTY BOY” BRIAN KNOBBS. As a former member of the Jimmy Hart stable, Knobbs has a score to settle with DiBiase, but the Nasty fellow also nearly eliminates Flair. Things quickly slow down and become boring as the 4 men pair off and fight against the ropes. #6 is VIRGIL, who also has some personal issues with the Million Dollar Man going back 2 years to the 1991 Rumble. Virgil comes in a house of fire and takes it to DiBiase for a bit. Knobbs charges at DiBiase, but Ted drops down and pulls down the top rope sending Knobbs sailing out of the ring.

#7 is JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER, sans crown. Story goes that someone, or several someones, took a “Perfectly” huge SHIT in his crown before the match. Lawler’s Memphis territory had screwed some people on payoffs over the years and this was a little bit of revenge. It’s fun seeing Lawler go at it with Flair, but this has been a fairly stale Rumble thus far for action. #8 MAXX MOON doesn’t make matters much better. Moon blasts Lawler with a spin kick in the corner. He tries a second spin kick in the corner to Lawler, but Jerry ducks and Maxx Moon goes flying out of the ring. At the same time of Moon’s elimination, #9 GENICHIRO TENRYU makes his way down. Monsoon claims Backlund and Flair have been in the ring for 20 minutes, but it’s more like 14.

[spacer height=”20px”]#10 is MR. PERFECT. And Hennig comes FLYING into the ring. The first real big pop of the match as Perfect goes insane on Flair and has him bumping all over the ring. They work in the slam off the top on Flair, and Hennig follows with a rolling neck snap. They trade some chops in the corner, and here comes #11 SKINNER. Perfect ducks a Flair rush, and Hennig sends Flair backwards out of the match! FLAIR IS ELIMINATED!!! That blew my mind when it happened live. Didn’t see that coming so early in the match.

[spacer height=”20px”]#12 is KOKO B. WARE. He comes to the ring pulling his baggy pants up to his chest and doing a ridiculous dance. He does little more once he gets to the ring either. Perfect tries to eliminate Skinner, but he pulls the old Steve Keirn and SKINS THE CAT back inside. I guess you could say he “Skinnered” the cat. I know, BOOOO. Anyway Skinner gets back in the ring but is immediately eliminated by a Perfect dropkick. Fun spot.

#13 is HEADHSRINKER SAMU. Afa drags Samu to the ring by his hair. I got nothing. #14 is THE BERZERKER, and what’s his specialty Monsoon? Pick’em up and throw’em out! Lawler comes charging at Perfect, and Hennig backdrops Lawler out of the match! Dibiase dumps Hennig to the apron, and we can see in the background Berzerker with a Big Boot sends Virgil out of the ring. And while Dibiase and Koko Ware try and push Hennig to the floor, Lawler comes over and pulls Hennig off the apron to aid in eliminating Mr. Perfect. Fun note, Hennig had just dropped the AWA Title and was feuding with Lawler when he left for the WWF in 1988. There’s a great episode of CWA from that period where Hennig destroys the Memphis TV Studio right before jumping. Maybe this was Lawler’s revenge.

[spacer height=”20px”]In at #15 is THE UNDERTAKER. In a comical spot, Lawler almost runs into Taker during his way to the ring. Berzerker and Backlund go THROUGH the ropes and to the floor, where Bob gets slammed on the concrete and is laid out. Meanwhile, business picks up in the ring. Taker dangerously chokeslams Samu backwards over the top and out of the match. A few seconds later, Taker backdrops Tenryu out of the match. #16 is “TERRIFIC” TERRY TAYLOR. Imagine how he’d crow if he won this thing. Well that’s not happening as DiBiase dumps Koko Ware and Terry Taylor out together. I doubt Terry lasted 30 seconds. Taker then clotheslines DiBiase out of the match!

We’re down to just Taker and Berzerker in the ring as we see Harvey Wippleman bringing out what we’d come to know as the GIANT GONZALEZ. Taker dips a shoulder and sends Berzerker out of the match. Taker is standing alone in the ring as the Giant Gonzalez enters and steps to him. Plus also remember, Bob Backlund is still not eliminated, but laid out on the floor. Even though the Giant is NOT a Rumble participant, Gonzalez quickly eliminates Taker from the match. Technically only Backlund is legally in this now.

So this is one of the years that an illegal man can eliminate a Rumble participant because of how they felt like writing the story. #17 is DAMIEN DEMENTO, and even the goofy Demento isn’t getting in between Gonzalez and Taker. While Demento watches from outside the ring, Gonzalez beats down Taker and leaves him laying in the corner of the ring. #18 is IRWIN R. SCHYSTER, the other IRS. Irwin also opts not to get involved in the Gonzalez drama. If only Vince had made the same decision before signing him. Harvey had made mention on TV that he’d drop a BOMB on Taker after the demise of Heel Kamala, and I guess this was it… a HUGE STINK BOMB.

 

[spacer height=”20px”]As Gonzalez leaves ringside, Backlund crawls back into the ring and is worked over by IRS and Demento. What odd choices to get the second half of the match going. In at #19 is TATANKA. Paul Bearer returns to ringside with the urn to try and revive the Undertaker, who slowly rises and falls over before limping to the back. So ring count right now is 4 men. #20 is “NASTY BOY” JERRY SAGS. Schyster has to remind Sags that they have issues. As I look around the ring I draw the conclusion that this is perhaps the weakest Rumble roster ever. The next entrant only confirms my thoughts as #21 TYPHOON heads to the ring to little fanfare. He’d go off to play the Shockmaster soon, so you know better things are ahead for him. As #22 HEADSHRINKER FATU gets in the ring, we now have 4 different individual members of tag teams in here and jobber Demento. #23 is EARTHQUAKE who joins his Natural Disaster partner. Quake goes right after his own buddy Typhoon and sadly the fans could care less. The ring has filled up with fodder and besides counting down the clock the crowd is half dead. Quake and Typhoon have a fun jousting in the corner, but when Typhoon tries a corner splash, Quake sort of ducks and dumps Typhoon out of the ring. He eliminated his own partner! IT’S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF DAMN IT!

#24 is CARLOS COLON in his first and only WWF appearance in the ring (WWWF is another story). Gorilla refers to Colon as a “youngster” which is funny on two levels. First, Colon is in his mid 40’s and been wrestling over 20 years, but two is that Monsoon knows it because Gorilla owned a portion of Colon’s WWC promotion in Puerto Rico throughout the 70’s and early 80’s. Colon is able to eliminate Damien DeMento with a simple duck and backdrop. Little more happens here before #25 “EL MATADOR” TITO SANTANA enters, and the shits just keep coming. Yes, I know what I wrote.

Backlund eliminates Fatu. Backlund sells himself as being spent, but he continues to troop on. “THE MODEL” RICK MARTEL gets #26. The Strike Force feud never ends as Tito and Martel go at it right away. IRS tries a big clothesline on Quake, but Earthquake ducks and IRS goes flying out. Santana tries his best to eliminate Backlund, which actually riles up the fans. I’m not sure if the fans were happy Backlund was almost eliminated, or excited that he fought and survived. #27 is YOKOZUNA. And now we have 8 men in the ring.

Yoko wastes no time tossing out Tatanka. Next, Yoko sends Carlos Colon off the apron and out of the match. We get the showdown between Yoko and Quake, and the crowd is fairly excited for the first time since Flair was eliminated. #28 is “THE ROCKET” OWEN HART, but they don’t show his entrance at all because we’re glued to Yoko and Quake battling it out. Earthquake catches Yoko with a splash in the corner. Quake misses a second corner splash and Yoko BELLY TO BELLIES Quake out of the match!

 

[spacer height=”20px”]#29 is REPO MAN. Poor Smash. We get the spot where a half dozen or so wrestlers gave up on the big guy to try and eliminate him, but Yoko fights them all off. Should be noted that Repo is in the middle of an 8-day feud with Randy Savage after stealing Macho Man’s hat on the previous Raw. That’s about all the Repo character has done, ever. Speaking of which, #30 is “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE!!!

It’s the final 8 guys now as Savage goes right after Repo Man. Yoko flings out Tito Santana. Sags holds Martel for Owen to dropkick. but the Model moves and Owen dropkicks Sags out of the match. Yoko hip tosses Owen Hart out of the match and it looked like Hart could have easily torn a knee in that nasty bump to the floor. Savage flings Repo out next, but they’ll meet again tomorrow night on Raw.

And we’re down to the final four. It’s Martel, Backlund, Savage, and Yoko.

Backlund crotches Martel on the top rope, then blasts the Model with a big right hand to send Martel tumbling and eliminates the Model. Yoko drops Savage and we get a quick showdown between Yoko and Backlund. Which Yoko easily wins and he finally tosses Backlund out of the match to the jeers of the fans. Bob lasted over an hour and the fans showed him some respect for that feat.

[spacer height=”20px”]It’s down to Yokozuna and the Macho Man.

Yoko dominates, but Savage keeps fighting back. He stuns Yoko with kicks and jabs. Macho levels Yoko with 3 clotheslines and comes off the top with a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE, and a second DOUBLE AXE HANDLE from behind drops Yoko to one knee!!! Savage comes off the ropes but right into a Yoko thrust kick! BELLY TO BELLY flattens the Macho Man. LEGDROP smashes the face of Savage. FLYING ASS SMASH in the corner as Yoko crushes Savage with his giant ass into the buckle. Yoko goes for it again, but HE MISSES! And Yoko finally takes a bump! Yoko is down!

[spacer height=”20px”]MACHO CLIMBS THE ROPES! FLYING ELBOW CONNECTS!

Macho Man… COVERS? There’s no pinfalls in the Rumble Mach, cummon!! Yoko “powers” out by tossing Savage up off of him and out of the ring. Yoko eliminates Savage by kicking out of a pin?!?!?!?!?

[spacer height=”20px”]And that’s not even the shittiest part. This isn’t one of those “power wrestlers” throwing another guy up in the air type of a kick outs. Savage literally gets pushed up to his feet and he has to manually then JUMP over the top rope. Now while Randy did this to the best of his ability to make it look believable, it was still a complete shit finish.

Well anyway, Yokozuna gets the win  after 1:06:35 of action.

Winner: Yokozuna

The crowd doesn’t seemed too pleased. Neither was I. The winner goes to main event WrestleMania, the loser goes on to commentate WrestleMania. That’s not exactly the stipulation, but that’s how this played out. Just think about how shitty that is that you were runner up to the Rumble match, and all they have for you at Mania is an announce job. WTF is that?

They waste little time playing Yoko’s music. NO WAIT, they play CLEOPATRA and JULIUS CAESAR’S THEME instead because that’s truly all that matters. Why not keep things going in the same direction and end things on a shitty note. Makes sense.

There’s a smattering of boos mixed with silence and dissatisfaction.

We’re treated to video stills from the Rumble show, followed by a brief backstage squabble between Rumble winner Yokozuna and WWF Champion Bret Hart. Bobby Heenan becomes excited at the potential for a fight, but the show goes off the air with the two men arguing. At least they tried to add some type of hype for the Mania main event, I guess.

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Well, that was… a Rumble. I think maybe I would have switched Shango’s spot with Terry Taylor or DeMento, and gave Papa a longer run in the match due to his size but that’s a very small detail and wouldn’t have affected the match either way. The early story with Flair and Backlund hanging in there, leading to the insanely over Perfect vs. Flair spot in the match made for a good first/third of the Rumble. Perfect’s entrance and Flair’s elimination may have been the two biggest pops of the night. To this day I still have no idea why they had Hennig go out so early. Jerry Lawler was a nice touch here. He had just arrived in the WWF the month before and this was his first big match. I had only known Lawler as the King of Memphis from the Apter Magz and watching him as a main eventer from the AWA and USWA Dallas on ESPN, so when he showed up here he was immediately a top star in my eyes and I thought maybe we’d get a Hennig/Lawler feud reboot from AWA after the King assisted in eliminating Perfect. Instead we got the Hennig vs. Luger feud instead. Joy.

It made sense to clear the ring to give Gonzalez and Taker that spotlight, I just wish it had been someone other than Gonzalez. Smart move using the wild Berzerker to lay Backlund out on the floor to keep him out of the ring during this entire showdown of the giants. I did like the nice little touch of guys like Taylor and DiBiase selling the size of Gonzalez as they passed him in the aisle. This was also the first year “outsiders” would show up to work the Rumble. When Tenryu and Carlos Colon were announced it piqued my interest of future possibilities. Of course the WWF never followed up on it.

The mini-showdown between the Natural Disasters didn’t draw interest from the fans, but it was still okay for me here with a partner eliminating a partner to promote the “every man for himself” tag. The Yoko and Quake showdown had far more interest and I liked that they let the two have a little tiff. Backlund going over an hour  at 1:01:10 and beating Flair’s 92 record made for a fun story here, it was cool to see the fans show appreciation for his work here. Backlund’s long run in the match was a big deal because being in your 40’s in wrestling and getting any type of a push back in 1993 was a huge deal. Now it’s just called being John Cena or Triple H.

I’ve always been a giant fan of Rick Martel so I had no problem with him out there as part of the final four. Yoko eventually dumped Backlund to draw some boos before eventually tossing Macho as well in a questionable elimination spot. The Savage vs. Yoko stuff did garner crowd interest, however. Yoko going over left the crowd in silence.

I’d give this booking some crap for the lack of angles being touched on here, but honestly almost nobody in this match was in a feud or had big plans going into WrestleMania. We got Perfect/Flair which would culminate the next night on Raw, Gonzalez/Taker, and to a lesser extent we saw a little Nastys vs. Money Inc here after Nastys had recently turned face. Other than that, it was mid card or lower for the most part. The stuff with Backlund was admirable, but then they never bother to follow it up and Bob does nothing worth note again until he turns heel a year and a half later. Macho gets his hat back the next night on Raw and goes back to playing commentator. It’s almost like no full time wrestler besides Yoko or maybe Hennig could have won this match and been took seriously. And from the fans reaction, or lack thereof, it’s questionable to say the fans bought Yoko as the winner. Perfect was really hot at this time, and I’m not sure why Vince refused to pull the trigger on him as the lead face. Of course Hogan coming back will screw everything up for Bret as well.

Definitely one of the lesser star studded Rumble matches, but it wasn’t offensive as far as overall delivery of the action. It just lacked the stars AND the crowd participation beyond counting down. The fans were half dead, or completely dead at times and it hurt the overall aura. I see people bury this Rumble as the worst ever, I think it’s mostly millennials that didn’t live through this era and understand that this is the best they could do with what they had. Is it a great Rumble? By no means. I wouldn’t even call it a very good Rumble. But it wasn’t one of the very worst. I’d save that label for Rumbles like 99, 95, and a couple of others. To me, a really awful Rumble is based on poor booking decisions, whether it’s trying to throw a guy in the ring every 60 seconds (95), or keeping the ring empty for half the match, or eliminating the favorite early (Bryan) in hopes people will forget about him while you have two slow plodding unover “monsters” (Show & Kane) eliminate the rest of the field to the fans revolt as the winner of the match can’t even get a pop after the frickin Rock endorses him (2015). This was middle of the road for me, and a mediocre Rumble can still be better than an average match if you dig the Rumble concept. Tack on the fact this was the first Rumble where the winner was guaranteed a Mania title shot and I’d go *** on the Rumble Meter)

 

THE FINAL AUDIT

Nothing really sticks out here as must-watch television. The Steiners match was just there, the Boss Man/Bam Bam match was just sad. I could have also done without the Luger and Julius Caesar segments. While the Rockers match was okay, I can’t help but feel ripped off based on the performance. Loved the flying orange though. Razor vs. Bret was perfectly fine for a match, but nothing memorable. The lack of crowd reaction and the lack of big stars in the Rumble match hindered it from being really good, but I thought as a match it was fine and the commentary did help it quite a bit. Not a single match really goes beyond *** or so. On a scale of 1-10, I’d give this show a 5.5, which loosely falls in the C- range.

While not all that memorable, it’s not the worst show, or even the worst Rumble out there. If you watch it, you watch it. If you don’t, I won’t hold it against you. To me, I liken this PPV to a comfort food that you only eat when it’s cold outside. For me that might be a soup. Maybe you don’t eat it all the time, but when you do it makes you feel, well, comforted. That’s how I see this PPV. I lived through this era, I have fond memories of this era if you can sift through all the bad stuff. It nostalgic for me, it takes me back to my youth and for that reason I can sit through this PPV with fond memories and appreciation for this event. Rumble ’93 squeaks by and passes the Audit. Mild Recommendation.

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