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WWWF All-Star Wrestling Review 01-20-79

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[spacer height=”20px”]It’s a New Year, YES IT IS!

Last we met we were closing out 1978. As we say goodbye to the old guard of guys like “Crazy” Luke Graham and Spiros Arion, we begin to welcome a whole new troop of talent to entwine with some of the New York mainstays. Business really begins to pick up for the WWWF (soon to be WWF) in 1979 as they take a step in the direction of a youth movement of sorts. You’ll see what I mean as we move along throughout the year.

Don’t be confused, this episode of All-Star Wrestling labeled January 20, 1979 is actually two different episodes of the program spliced together. This is why the episode is listed with a 58 minute run time. The first 12 minutes of this video is from the 1/13/79 episode featuring only the Scicluna vs. Steve Travis match, while the remaining 46 minutes are the complete 1/20/79 episode.

Please also be aware there’s a certain site out there that claims the following episodes were part of “Championship Wrestling” Tapings rather than All-Star, but you’ll plainly hear Joe McHugh announce both shows as being All-Star tapings.

 

WWWF ALL-STAR WRESTLING 01-13-79

This show was originally taped January 3, 1979 from the Field House in Hamburg. Vince and Bruno on commentary.

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MATCH #1: STEVE TRAVIS VS. BARON MIKEL SCICLUNA

Since the Network is missing most of December 78 and early January 79 this is our first look at Steve Travis. Travis claims he was originally hired to perform as a member of the Valiant Brothers when it was thought Jimmy Valiant would not be able to perform with Luscious Johnny in their return to the company. Steve claims to have dyed his hair a blonde color only to be informed his time as a Valiant was nixed before it started. No offense to Steve, but I just don’t see a “Valiant” type personality exuding from his persona. The story does jive well however, as both Travis and the Valiants debuted on the same set of tapings in December.

On to the match.. Referee is Dick Koll here. Lots of arm drags and arm work early on by Travis. I want to like Baron but his stuff is just so phony. While in control Scicluna just stands hunched over at one point just waiting for Travis to land a kick. Baron follows with punches that miss by a mile, and some other equally bad moves. Baron lands an awful knee to the gut and covers, and what appears to be his version of comedy he pretends Travis throws him off the cover so hard that the Baron goes flying on top of referee Kroll.

Travis begins a comeback and with a straight face Vince claims Baron is one of the toughest men to pin. Baron takes back over with an embarrassing kneedrop and a blatant choke. Travis has enough and fires back with a series of punches, but Baron cuts him off and lands another awful kneedrop for a 2 count. Scicluna tries to set Travis up for another knee, but Steve counters a snapmare into a backslide and mercifully ends this snoozer in 8:06.

Winner is Steve Travis

Notes: I can’t see Travis shining as the blonde outlandish speaking heel as he claimed he was originally hired to be, but he fits well here as a mid to lower card baby face. Baron, God bless him, he tried. You’d never accuse the Baron of working too stiff, that’s for sure. His stuff is so light it’s the type of stuff that the non-wrestling fan would point to as proof wrestling was fake in those days. This match was not good though Travis appeared to have potential here.

Following the match Vince promises us a bout with “Bad News” Allen Coage when we return from break, but sadly this is the only match that survived. We move on to 1/20/79…[spacer height=”20px”]

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WWWF ALL-STAR WRESTLING 01-20-79

All-Star Wrestling is taped from the Field House in Hamburg, Pennsylvania.
Taping date is January 3, 1979.

“Living Legend” BRUNO SAMMARTINO joins Vince McMahon once again at the announcer’s table. After a rundown of today’s show we throw to Joe McHugh and the opening bout involving the Valiant Brothers.[spacer height=”20px”]

MATCH #1: “HANDSOME” JIMMY & “LUSCIOUS” JOHNNY VALIANT (w/LOU ALBANO) VS. KEVIN VICTOR & JOE MASCARA

Some fun from Handsome Jimmy to start the match as he struts around the ring before the Valiants start tearing apart poor Victor. Mascara gets more of the same. Lots of surprisingly quick tags by the Valiants before Victor gets tagged back in and immediately dumped over the top rope onto his head. More double teaming and posing by the Valiants. Johnny finishes Victor off with a pair of elbow drops in 4:12. And half of that was just posing and stalling.

Winners are The Valiants

Directly after the match the Valiants attack their opponents and continue to put a whoopin on them outside of the ring on the floor. Albano even joins in on the fun.

Notes: I always enjoyed the Valiant personas and reading the random stuff on their jackets and tights. This was a squash, nothing by way of wrestling but they worked their characters well. The post match beat down was also fun.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #2: “POLISH POWER” IVAN PUTSKI VS. TONY RUSSO

Referee is Dick Woehrle. Russo snags himself a headlock but doesn’t get very far with the stocky muscle man. Putski reverses a hiptoss early on but Russo fights back with some knees and forearms. It doesn’t take long for Polish Power to no sell Russo’s offense and take control. Tony continues to try and fight back, but Ivan ain’t having any of it. POLISH HAMMER wins it in 4:22.

Winner is Polish Power

Ivan hopes everyone had a good Christmas and New Year. How nice.

Notes: For a match that went over 4 minutes there was very little action to be had here. Next.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

RINGSIDE INTERVIEW WITH LOU ALBANO AND THE VALIANT BROTHERS

[spacer height=”20px”]Vince McMahon is with Captain Lou alongside Jimmy and Johnny Valiant. Lou says the Valiants are back to get revenge on current Tag Team Champions Zbyszko and Garea who defeated the Captain’s last team The Lumberjacks for the titles. Albano has been recording the champs matches and the Valiants are ready to take the belts.

Jimmy Valiant with a fun promo as he mocks Larry Z and Tony Garea. Johnny Valiant is toned down but not bad.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #3: DICK “THE BULLDOG” BROWER (w/LOU ALBANO) VS. CHARLIE BROWN

[spacer height=”20px”]Did I say there was a youth movement coming in? Well, maybe not all at once. “The One Man Riot Squad” Brower has seen better years and is well past his prime but he still knows how to work the gimmick. With Brower a staple of the wrestling rings in my neck of the woods I’m very familiar with his history and thus he’s a guilty pleasure of mine. Bulldog works the crazy gimmick before the match.

Brower attacks Charlie Brown and tips him upside down backwards over the top rope and onto the table at ringside. Brower then proceeds to stomp the crap out of Brown on the table and them repeatedly ram his face into it. Wow, that was some fun shit. Brower did more cool shit in the first 40 seconds of this match than I’ve seen in a while on this show.

[spacer height=”20px”]Bulldog allows Brown back into the ring and Charlie tries to amount a comeback. He stuns Brower with a pair of head butts, because you know he’s black, and so for some reason he has a hard head. Bulldog is quick to cut Charlie off and fling him out to the floor where he slams the wooden steps across the back of Brown.

Brower then rolls Charlie inside for a kneedrop and the academic win after 1:56.

Winner is Brower Power

Notes: Bulldog wasn’t getting paid by the hour. He mauled Brown in a VERY fun squash. Crowd was hot for it. Bulldog knew how to work his gimmick and did it well here. He still wasn’t going to go out there and put on a wrestling clinic however.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #4: GREG VALENTINE (w/THE GRAND WIZARD) VS. LOUIE POLAMICHI?

I have no idea how to spell this jobber’s name. Referee Woehrle grows tired of waiting for Wiz to leave the ring and warns him before starting the match. Valentine just takes apart Louie with some solid work. A delayed back suplex followed by two elbow drops ends it after 4:40.

Winner is Greg Valentine

Valentine even proves he’s not such a bad guy as he helps adjust Joe McHugh’s tie after the match.

Notes: Valentine was just sooo good during this period. He didn’t even have to try. He was just so crisp and everything he did looked great. It wasn’t until the mid 1980s that he started to regress like many others in the WWF at the time. But here in 1979, Valentine was a top level heel.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #5: TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS LARRY ZBYSZKO & TONY GAREA VS. UNPREDICTABLE JOHNNY RODZ & BULL MOLINO

Dick Kroll will ref this one. Rodz and Zbyszko will start. Some really good mat based wrestling by both men. They make this look like WRESTLING. Rodz finally gains control after a short trip to the floor. But then that comes to abrupt halt when Bill Molino tags in and Larry ain’t selling his offense on bit. Zbyszko fights back the first chance he gets and tags in Mr. Excitement himself, Tony Garea.

We end up with all four men in the ring and the champs whip their opponents into each other. The champs continue to dominate both Molino and Rodz. Eventually, Rodz catches Garea with a knee to the stomach and makes a short comeback. Garea whips Rodz across the ring and Johnny takes a cool little bump over the top rope.

Zbyszko tags back in and escapes a big splash from Rodz. Johnny winds up being tied in the ropes and the champs double team. We wind up with all 4 guys in the ring again and the heels try and whip the champs into each other. The champs dosey-doe their way around it and sock the heels.

Some more cluster fuck stuff happens before Garea makes Molino submit to the Abdominal Stretch in 9:32.

Winners are Zbyszko & Garea

[spacer height=”20px”]Notes: I don’t know why this needed to go 10 minutes. The first couple of minutes with Larry vs. Rodz was good stuff and then everything went to shit when Molino and Garea tagged in. Lots of confusion and sloppy work when all 4 guys got in the ring. First 2 minutes were good, last 8 minutes weren’t all that hot.[spacer height=”20px”]

This week we close the show with Vince getting Bruno’s opinion on some of the heels like Brower and Valentine. McMahon hypes next week’s episode with Victor Rivera vs. Steve Travis, and that’s all she wrote.[spacer height=”20px”]

Closing Thoughts: Even with the “bonus match” from Jan. 13, this still wasn’t a good episode of All-Star. I promise 1979 will pick up, but this wasn’t a good representation of what’s to come. Nothing wrong with the Valiant or Valentine matches, but they were what they were and that’s your typical squash from this era. I can’t believe I am writing this in 1979, but Bulldog Brower was the only saving grace and sadly that match didn’t even go 2 minutes.[spacer height=”20px”]

The Audit: WrestleMania VI “The Ultimate Challenge” Review

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We keep on moving with WrestleMania month as I prepare to review my next Audit, and this should prove to be the “Ultimate Challenge”. In case you haven’t guessed by now, our next stop in the Audit line is April 1st, 1990 at the SkyDome in Toronto for the battle of the two immortals. It’s WrestleMania VI, a pivotal point in the history of the WWF, and what many consider one of the most important and historic matches in WWF/E history.[spacer height=”20px”]

WWF WRESTLEMANIA VI
“THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!”

As the show kicks off we see a star chart appear on the screen as Vince McMahon begins to speak these words….

Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear…

Images of strange and powerful forces…

But of all the forces in the Universe…

The two most powerful….

HULK HOGAN….

AND…

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR…

Prepare to explode! Champion vs. Champion! Title for Title…

IT’S THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!

IT’S WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

 

 

 

[spacer height=”20px”]It was April 1, 1990 from the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. And it’s another stacked early WrestleMania card, complete with 14 matches, and lots of other odds and ends.

* WWF Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan vs. Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior
* WWF Tag Team Champions The Colossal Connection vs. Demolition
* Jake “The Snake” Roberts vs. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase
* Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake vs. Mr. Perfect
* Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire vs. “Macho King” Randy Savage & Sensational Queen Sherri
* “Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown
* The Big Boss Man vs. Akeem
* “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan vs. Dino Bravo
* “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka vs. “Ravishing” Rick Rude
* The Rockers vs. The Orient Express
* The Hart Foundation vs. The Bolsheviks
* Hercules vs. The Earthquake
* Tito Santana vs. The Barbarian
* Koko B. Ware vs. “The Model” Rick Martel
Plus Robert Goulet, Steve Allen, Mary Tyler Moore, Rona Barrett, Rhythm & Blue to perform, and more!

I won’t bother going over the preshow here as we’ll get into the feuds deeper as the matches pop up. The preshow was mainly the build to the Ultimate Challenge, followed by promos and clips of some of the other more notable matches on the card like Jake/DiBiase, Dusty/Macho, things like that. Here’s a few images from the preshow to tickle your fancy!

 

[spacer height=”20px”]* Quick note of a dark match which featured Paul Roma scoring a victory over the Brooklyn Brawler (a young Shane McMahon was referee of the match). I found this pic online, that’s all you get and probably more than you wanted.

And now we’re live from the SKYDOME! It’s Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura back to host their sixth consecutive WrestleMania event (even though they weren’t necessarily together at II)! We get the usual “welcome” deal from the Gorilla, and Jesse does his “Rolling Stones” gimmick. One thing I do like about the Home Video version of WrestleMania VI is that you can actually hear the commentators. The live version it was very hard to hear them early on because the fans were so amazingly loud. Really fired up fans as we go to the ring with Robert Goulet who sings a rendition of “Oh Canada”.

[spacer height=”20px”]That was beautiful Robert. Actually, it’s been reported that Goulet was afraid he’d forget the words so he asked for the words to be shown on the screen in the arena. The Fink even urges the fans to “sing along”. Well, he made it through it, so I guess that’s all that matters. And now it’s off to the races. The rocking WrestleMania III ring carts are back to bring the wrestlers to and from the ring, so they’re already off to a great start. Howard Finkel is our ring announcer, and it’s time for the first contest of the night! We’ve got a LONG way to go, so let’s get started! Take it away Fink![spacer height=”20px”]

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(Notes going in: This was during the period they were pumping out 4 hour WrestleManias and just trying to get everyone a match on the show. Years before the days of 3-ways and 4-ways, most matches were ran as singles and tag team attractions and because of so much talent, we’d end up with things like 14 matches on a card. You can imagine that might lead to some short matches, and you’d be right. Lots of the guys in the undercard matches really didn’t have any special feuds going on, these matches without any back story were usually used to groom guys who were in the midst of a push or getting ready for a big push. In this instance, Rick Martel had recently taken on the Model gimmick, and was a blooming star within the company. And when you want a solid match to start a show, you know you can go to Rick Martel. His opponent, the always energetic Birdman. Should be a fun little match.)


“The Birdman” Koko B. Ware vs. “The Model” Rick Martel

Koko has ditched the blond hair and paint by this point. Martel jumps Ware to get going, but Koko turns things around with a flying reverse body block, a pair of dropkicks, and a backdrop and Koko clotheslines Martel to the floor to get things going. Nice opening sequence. Martel brought in the hard way, but the Model disposes of Koko out of the other side of the ring. Martel works over Koko on the floor, tries to keep him outside. Ware finally rolls back in, but Martel remains in charge with a suplex for 2. The Model stays on the back of Koko, planting him with a backbreaker and attempting to lock in the Boston Crab, but Ware blocks the turn. (This is where the Coliseum Video version cuts to the Boston Crab, like Martel actually locked it on here. Surprise! He didn’t!)

Ware makes it to the ropes to prevent Rick from applying the Crab. Martel tries ramming Koko into the corner, but you can’t hurt Koko’s head! Ware fights back with some solid offense, a pair of flying headbutts. Koko FAKES a third flying headbutt, and Martel bumps anyway. HILARIOUS spot. Koko goes for another reverse cross body, but Martel ducks under and Koko crashes to the mat. Martel quickly hooks on the Boston Crab and secures the submission victory at 5:30.

Winner: The Model

(Post Match Thoughts: I’ve seen this match shit on, and given some pretty crummy ratings through the years, but that’s usually because everyone watches the chopped up version without realizing there’s a couple extra minutes of footage that are cut out which makes this match a perfectly complete opener. Great energy and work by both. *1/2)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Mean Gene interviews who he refers to as the “Colostomy” Connection, then it’s over to Sean Mooney with Demolition, who plan to Ax and Smash their opponents! It’s next!

 

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(Notes going in: It was Andre the Giant who first enabled Bobby Heenan’s former team The Brain Busters to capture the Tag Team Titles from Demolition in the Summer of 1989. The Demos would regain the titles prior to the Busters jumping back to the NWA, well Arn anyway. The title switch back to the Demos was a short one, as the newly formed unit of Andre & Haku would take the titles from Demolition on WWF television in the fall of ’89. The Demolition would chase the Heenan Family, specifically the aptly named “Colossal Connection”, over the course of the first quarter of 1990 until they were granted this championship rematch as a part of WrestleMania. Demolition now receive their chance to Three-peat as WWF Tag Team Champions. The Demos were SUPER OVER at this time, expect a rowdy crowd in support of the painted faced team of destruction.)


WWF Tag Team Championship Match
The Colossal Connection (Andre the Giant & Haku, with Bobby Heenan) (c) vs. Demolition (Ax & Smash)

The Connection jump the Demos and Haku starts thing off with Smash. Demolition take over and go to work on Haku. Andre steps in to fight Ax off, but the Demos remain in control of Haku. Smash & Haku fight for a backslide, Smash wins it but Andre is in to break it up before the count. Ax tags in, but takes a thrust chop into the throat from Haku. Haku lands a backbreaker on Ax and rocks back into a cradle pin for 2. Haku with a thrust kick to the chest of Ax and works him over on the mat. Heenan even gets in a cheap slap. Ax winds up in the wrong corner, and Andre plants him with a headbutt. Andre choks Ax in the corner while Haku takes some cheap shots. Haku sends Ax into a headbutt from Andre, and Smash breaks up a 3 count. Haku grabs a nerve hold to stretch this thing out, but the fans rally behind Ax. Haku lures Smash in the ring to distract the ref while Andre chokes Ax in the corner with the tag rope.

Ax tries to fight back, but Haku stays on top with a shoulder breaker for 2. Hku whips Ax into the corner, but runs right into a boot. Ax follows out with a clothesline! Both men are down, but Ax gets the hot tag to Smash! It’s on now!

Smash all over Haku, big backdrop. and a running double axe handle, but Andre breaks up the cover. Demolition nail Andre with a double clothesline into the corner, and one for Haku. The referee forces Ax out of the ring, while Andre grabs Smash from behind and holds him for Haku’s Thrust Kick, but Smash ducks out of the way, and HAKU SUPERKICKS ANDRE! Andre falls backwards and gets caught in the ropes! Oh shit! Bobby Heenan up on the apron trying to free the Giant!

Demolition drop Haku throat first across the top rope, and finish him off with the Decapitation finisher for the 1-2-3 after 9:15! The Demolition have 3-Peated baby!

Winners: Demolition

The match is over, but the action continues! Heenan is going nuts on Andre, poking at his chest and screaming “I’m the FUCKING boss” loud and clear on the camera. Heenan makes the mistake of slapping the Giant, and that was all Andre could take. Andre paintbrushes Heenan and drives him down with a punch before punting Bobby from the ring. Haku stand in wait, looking to land another Thrust Kick on the Giant, but Andre catches it, and works Haku over as well! Andre disposes of Haku from the ring as well!

But we’re not done yet! Heenan & Haku try and climb onto the ring cart, but Andre yanks them both off and tosses them to the arena floor. Andre leaves to a standing ovation, riding alone, in what would be his final sendoff as a full time wrestler with the WWF. What a great, great angle, as we see Andre stand tall on his way down the aisle.

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts:  Wow, what a damn pop. When the Demolition win those belts, there’s very few pops louder than that in the history of the business. It says a lot for just how over Demolition was at the time, which puzzles me even more why Vince was so ready to bury them once the Legion of Doom signed on. Unfortunately, Ax would have some health scares shortly after this PPV, and the Demolition team would begin their slow demise to the point they were almost unrecognizable as any type of a real threat only a year later at WrestleMania VII. But let’s get back to WM6. This match. Andre was done-skies. He did what he could from the corner position, and it was enough to keep himself noticed, even if he never officially tagged into the match. Haku really held his own and Demolition did their part. Everything was on par for what you’d expect from a bunch of the bruiser style guys of the time. The stuff after the match really cemented the whole thing for me though. Andre turning face and leaving like that is the definition of a “feel-good” moment. The match gets **, if you toss in the after match stuff and call it all one big story, then the whole thing had to deserve ***. That post match angle really elevates the entire thing as a whole for me.)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Mean Gene with Jimmy Hart & The Earthquake. Since we’re in Canada, he’s no longer referred to as “The Canadian” Earthquake. We can hear Hercules’ theme music playing in the background while Quake cuts a promo, basically talking as if he’s an actual Earthquake. That’s one way to get your character over.

(Notes going in: Earthquake is well on his way to a super push here in the WWF, stretchering everyone out of the arena up to this point, including the beloved Hillbilly Jim, and “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin. Hercules will prove to be Quake’s biggest test to date in a one on one match. Truth be told, Hercules was on the decline, his push had really stalled after the Ted DiBiase feud, but he remained popular with the fans throughout 1989. Hercules makes a good test to hand the Quake in his native country.)

“The Mighty” Hercules vs. The Earthquake (with Jimmy Hart)

Quake tries the third straight back jump of the night, but Hercules sees him coming and side steps. Herc works Quake over with a series of jabs and Quake takes a powder to talk with Hart. Jimmy alerts the Earthquake that Hercules has busted his nose. Quake reenters the ring and jumps up and down to try and intimidate Herc. The two men lock for a test of strength. Quake gets the early advantage, but when Hercules starts to power his way back, Quake drives him with a forearm in the back. Quake flexes a double bicep for fun. Quake telegraphs a backdrop and Hercules uses it to take back over. Herc with several shoulder blocks and clotheslines that start to stagger the Quake, but he isn’t going down. Finally, a clothesline gets Quakle down to a knee, and Hercules signals for the Torture Rack Backbreaker! Quake drives an elbow into the back of Hercules to block it, and then drives him with an elbow drop! Hercules is down and Hercules signals for the end, before laying Herc out with the Butt Drop of Doom and the win in 4:54!

Winner: Earthquake

[spacer height=”20px”]And where there are Earhquakes, there’s usually an AFTERSHOCK! Quake lands a SECOND Earthquake buttdrop, but Hercules gets to save face. Instead of being stretchered out like everyone before him, Hercules actually fights his way to his feet after the match. I’m assuming this was WWF’s way of thanking Hercules for doing the job.

(Post Match Thoughts: Not much to write here. Hercules was the next victim in line to set the Quake up for his summer program with Hulk Hogan. Herc did his job well in this extended squash, and Quake looked just as good as he was supposed to. Not a whole lot here, but it was up tempo for the guys involved and it gets a * from me.)[spacer height=”20px”]

Rona Barrett with a special interview with the lovely Elizabeth. Rona discusses Liz’s absence from the WWF for most of the past year. Liz says if and when she does return, we can expect her to be a far more active Elizabeth at ringside. Planting the seeds, EH?

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– Sean Mooney with Brutus Beefcake, who talks about snipping Mr. Perfect’s “Perfect Record”. A little too late for that Bruti. The Genius Presents MR. PERFECT. Aww, no special WrestleMania VI poem?

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(Notes going in: It was back at the Royal Rumble, that the Barber attempted to cut the hair of the Genius following a match between the two men. But Mr. Perfect would show up and work Beefcake over with a steel chair, attempting to injure his ribs in the process. Hennig had just come off a hot angle with WWF Champion Hulk Hogan and was now working with his right hand man Brother Bruti. During the pre-match interview, Beefcake claims he plans to end the Perfect streak of Mr. P, but in reality, Hennig had already done some jobs for Hogan on the house shows leading in, and a job to the Ultimate Warrior at the MSG even the month prior. The announcers don’t allude to Perfect’s streak for this match, but for the average fan at the time, as far as we knew, Hennig was walking into this match unblemished.)


Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake vs. Mr. Perfect (with The Genius)

Perfect misses a jump on Brutus to get going, and Brutus works him over in the corner, leading to a Perfect flip out of the ring. Perfect back in, and Perfect back out at the hands of an atomic drop, with more Hennig style bumping going on. Perfect gets whipped into the corner and takes a flipping bump out of the corner, and another nasty Irish whip bump taken by Hennig. Beefcake already calling for the sleeper, but the Genius disctracts and drops the Scroll for Hennig to use. Perfect whacks Beefcake with the Scroll and takes over. Quick funny between Gorilla & Jesse, where Gorilla calls Lanny Poffo an idiot and Ventura replies “he’s not an idiot, he’s the GENIUS!”. Rolling neck snap by Hennig, and it gets a near fall. Perfect punts and chops the shit out of Beefcake. Things feel really weird and slow, like these guys could be doing more, but they were told not to. Hennig with a nice kneelift, but goes right back to the ground and pound with the punches and the slapping. Not your usual Mr. Perfect stuff. Hennig delivers “The Axe” punch.

Hennig has Beefcake on his knees, slapping him around for what feels like forever, until Beefcake finally double legs Hennig to the mat and executes a Slingshot on Perfect, and Hennig flies right into the corner post. Beefcake makes the cover and gets the win in 7:47 out of nowhere. Really weird lead in, but okay. Brutus severs the “Perfect Streak” for those not in the know.

Winner: The Barber

After the match, Brutus signals to cut the hair of Mr. Perfect, but the Genius steals the clippers. Brutus catches up to the Genius, but not Hennig takes off. The Genius instead becomes the sacrificial lamb. Beefcake puts the Genius to sleep and finishes the haircut he started at the Rumble! Fun ending to an odd match.

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: This match started off right, then it just got weird. Beefcake really didn’t get in any of his signature spots, Hennig would hit a move and then screw around for 30 seconds in between. It’s like they were given more time than they needed in order to have the match they were told to have. I get not wanting to show up the remainder of the card, but these guys could have done so much more. No Perfect Plex spot, not fiery comeback Beefcake was known for, the finish just sort of came out of nowhere. And while I’m fine with surprise finishes like this one, Beefcake was just getting slapped around for what felt like minutes. It was like Hennig was just waiting for the finish. Really odd stuff and it detracted from the match. Again, the post match stuff does save it a little, they were good with that at Wrestlemania. I just don’t know what happened out there. The match maybe gets *1/2, and call the whole thing ** with the Genius haircut at the end for the payoff.)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Mean Gene standing by with “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Roddy says he can be a bit “two-faced” as he exposes the fact that he has painted himself half black. Oh boy, here we go. Roddy insults everyone, doing everything from hip gyrations, to singing “Billie Jean”, because Michael Jackson was the pinnacle of black you know. Or maybe Roddy was singing Michael from his white side? I don’t know. Piper talks about Bad News Brown’s “big bug eyes” and “dilating nostrils”.

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(Notes going in: Well this match is all kinds of racist isn’t it? According to Piper it wasn’t. While the fans were laughing at his half painted body, and Piper was mocking “black dancing” and jive talk, Roddy has claimed in interviews since that the whole idea was meant that he was embracing the black community, and that he was fighting for everyone, black, white, etc… Piper claims the whole idea of painting himself half black was to keep people from seeing color… Umm, whatever you say Hot Rod! This whole thing got started when Piper dumped Bad News from the Rumble, and Brown turned around and eliminated Piper as well. The two then battled all the way to the back. There was also an incident during an interview with Bad News, where brown incited Piper on WWF Superstars, and the two men again took to brawling. Some back and forth interviews later, and we’ve got this heated brawl ready for WrestleMania.)

“Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown

First thing I notice is that Hot Rod’s black face paint has been reapplied from the promo shown above, as there’s a lot more space between the paint and his eye in the match. I’m sad I know. There’s a Piper for Prime Minister sign in the crowd. Wouldn’t that have been something? Piper removes the kilt to expose his entire right side of his body has been painted black. Roddy does what is apparently supposed to be “black dancing” on the right side of his body, in reality it’s just a disco move. Then Piper starts to walk around like he’s Akeem. Yeah, that’s not trying to mock anything. And now the two men go right at each other with some brawling. Piper lands a surprise cross body early on and nearly gets the 3 count. Lots of brawling from both, and the announcers don’t notice that Bad News looks like he loaded his black glove when referee Danny Davis had Piper in the corner. Brown hits Piper with the loaded glove and works him over, the announcers never even notice the loaded glove which takes away from the entire thing, but in their defense it was real subtle.

Every time Piper begins to fight back, Brown lays in a shot with the glove. Piper goes to the eyes of Bad News and begins a come back, until Brown also goes to the eyes. Brown exposes the top turnbuckle and tries to ram Roddy into it, but Piper reverses and Brown goes into the exposed corner! Piper now pulls out his own WHITE GLOVE! Piper clocks Brown with the glove and Brown goes down, repeatedly. See this makes more sense now that Bad News used one first. Piper nails Brown again with the glove and the fight goes to the floor. Bad News misses a punch and nails the steel post! Piper comes back with a steel chair and swings it, Brown ducks and Piper smashes the steel post with it. Both men are counted out at 6:47!

The fight continues as all the agents get their cameo on the show. Rene Goulet, Jay Strongbow, Pat Patterson, and others try to break up the fight as Roddy & Brown brawl all the way back into the locker room.

Winner: Draw – Double Count Out

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Even though after 24 years I’ve become the first man to notice the dueling “loaded gloves” story in this match, that didn’t save the match. It was just brutal. A good move here or there, but just some crappy brawling with a finish that helped nobody. Worse yet, this feud was never even resolved. Piper & Bad News were two of the popular ones when it came to PPV non-finishes though. Piper wouldn’t do a PPV job until WrestleMania VIII, and Bad News skipped out of doing a real job in all 9 of his PPV appearances. 1/2* just for the mere fact that Roddy Piper had the audacity to do this ridiculous black-face act.)[spacer height=”20px”]

 

We go straight to Steve Allen… in the bathroom… with the Bolsheviks. If that’s not funny enough, Steve is supposed to play the Russian National Anthem on the piano while the Bolsheviks sing. But instead, we get Steve doing a bunch of outdated songs and jokes, and then someone flushes a toilet, and Nikolai gets mad. It’s a hell of a segment people, I promise you.

 

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(Notes going in: Before the match even begins, Gorilla announces that the Hart Foundation have challenged the Demolition to a WWF Tag Team Title Match! The Bolsheviks have now not only gotten a backstage segment, but a full ring entrance, and a match, which is more than some of the guys on the show can say. But maybe there’s good reason, we’ll have to watch and see…)

The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) vs. The Bolsheviks (Nikolai Volkoff & Boris Zhukov)

While Nikolai Volkoff asks everyone to rise and respect the singing of the Russian National Anthem, I’ll take this time to ask a question.

Now I want to know, JUST WHO IN THE HELL THESE HART FOUNDATION GUYS THINK THEY ARE TO BE CHALLENGING THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS BEFORE THEY EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE BOL…

Okay, never mind. A Hart Attack and this one’s over in 18 seconds! No Shitting.

Maybe they do deserve a title shot!

Winners: The Harts

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: The Bolsheviks get their heel heat in, the Harts attack during the Anthem, Volkoff is tossed from the ring and Boris does the job without even getting his jacket off. Very well done. No sense in trying to have a match out of Nikolai & Boris, so why not let the Harts shine bright. Not much in the way of a match but entertaining enough not to be a dud. 1/4*. The Steve Allen segment ran longer, but this was better.)[spacer height=”20px”]

 

SIGHT OF THE SUPERBOWL! THE WORLD SERIES! THE OLYMPICS! AND NOW THE SIGHT OF WRESTLEMANIA VII!!!!!

JOIN US MARCH 24, 1991 WHEN OVER 100,000 FANS WILL ATTEND WRESTLEMANIA AT THE LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM!!!!!!

CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME!!!!

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– Mean Gene with Tito Santana. I’m actually a bit surprised to see Tito given an interview segment here. Tito has been in every WrestleMania up through now. Santana calls Barbarian a great physical “specimem”, and says he knows to watch out for the weasel. Arriba![spacer height=”20px”]

(Notes going in: Like the Martel match earlier, another new push was in line for the Barbarian. The Powers of Pain had just been split, with the story going Mr. Fuji sold the Warlord to Slick, and the Barbarian to Bobby Heenan. Who better to make you look good than Tito Santana? Barbarian was the much better of the Powers of Pain, expect a good match here. Barbarian hasn’t quite turned to the fur and antlers just yet, he’s still very much in PoP gear, complete with the face paint, but he’s badass no matter what.)

Tito Santana vs. The Barbarian (with Bobby Heenan)

We’re 7 matches into the show and we get our first tie up of the night. The Barbarian takes an early time out to talk things over with the Brain. Barbarian shows off his strength early on and Tito surprises him with a body block for 2. Tito moves from a falling headbutt and catches Barbarian with a riding seated senton to the mat. Barbarian responds with a nasty BIG BOOT! Barbarian misses an elbow off the ropes, Santana blocks a Big Boot, and Santana drops Barbarian after 2 dropkicks! TITO WITH THE FLING FOREAARM! 1-2- The Brain puts the Barbarian’s foot on the rope!!!

Santana gets distracted by Heenan, Barbarian grabs Tito from behind. Tito slides over a slam attempt and tries a roll up, but Barbarian runs forward and ducks causing Tito’s face to bounce off the top rope! Barbarian then goes to the top and damn near KILLS Tito with a Flying Clothesline off the top. Great bump by Tito. Barbarian takes the win in 4:33.

Winner: Barb

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: A good little match. Tito got off some of his usual stuff, even got to save face after hitting the Forearm with Heenan putting Barb’s foot on the ropes instead of Barbarian just kicking out. I think they wanted to push Barbarian, and they knew Tito could help make him look awesome, and that he did. Wicked crazy bump off the flying clothesline at the end. Good extended squash handled well on both ends. *3/4)[spacer height=”20px”]

– After video footage of the Dusty/Sapphire vs. Macho/Sherri feud, we get an interview with Sean Mooney who has Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire with him. Dusty talks about Savage & Sherri missing “The Crown Jewel” in royalty. Everyone acts puzzled.

(Notes going in:  This match is sold as the first man & woman mixed tag in WWF history. This angle got started at the Royal Rumble as part of a Brother Love Show featuring Sherri & Sapphire. Sherri acted as Royalty and downed the peasant Sapphire. Finally, Sapphire had enough, slapped Queen Sherri, and all hell broke loose with the Macho King & Dusty Rhodes getting involved. After a couple of months of back and forth promos and the King & Queen mocking the peasants and common folk, Dusty & Sapphire looke for revenge on behalf of the Common Man here tonight. But they’re not alone!!! During the promo before the match, Dusty Rhodes had promised the CROWN JEWEL. And just what does that mean? Find out Below!)

[spacer height=”20px”]Well it doesn’t take long. Dusty clears the ring of the Royalty and he introduces us to the “Crown Jewel”…. MISS ELIZABETH!

[spacer height=”20px”]Mixed Tag Team Match
“American Dream” Dusty Rhodes & Sweet Sapphire (with Elizabeth) vs. “Macho King” Randy Savage & Sensational Queen Sherri

Dusty & Macho start things off. Sherri attacks Dusty from behind and Rhodes backs Sherri into Sapphire. Macho tries to attack Dusty from behind. Savage & Sherri end up colliding. Sapphire tags in and Booty Bumps Sherri around the ring. Sherri tries to slam Sapphire but the weight falls on top of Sherri and Sapphire gets a near fall. Savage tags in with Dusty. Rhodes holds Savage while Sapphire slaps him. Sherri tries a sneak attack, but accidentally hits Macho. Sherri distracts Rhodes and Savage lands a high knee sending Dusty out of the ring!

Sherri gets in her cheap shots on Rhodes, while Macho lands a flying double axe handle on Dusty outside the ring. Jesse has some heated words with Gorilla in regards to the cheating and rules of the match. It’s pretty funny. Savage nails Dusty with a second flying double axe handle. Macho tries a third, but Sapphire blocks his shot. Savage instead tosses Sapphire across the arena floor! Back in the ring Savage suplexes Dusty for 2. Sherri runs a distraction, while Savage comes off the top rope with his scepter onto the skull of Dusty! Sherri tags in and hits a top rope SPLASH on Dusty for a 2 count.

Dusty fights back and cracks Sherri & Savage’s heads together. Dusty works Savage over with some bionic elbows in the corner. Sherri jumps on the back of Rhodes, but Sapphire snapmares Sherri off of Dusty’s back. The women are back in as the legal partners. Some hair pulling and Sapphire tosses Sherri out of the ring. And ELIZABETH throws Sherri back into the ring! Sherri reaches through the ropes to go after Elizabeth, but Liz grabs Sherri by the hair and shoves her backwards. Sherri trips over Sapphire and falls backwards as Sapphire hooks her in a school boy, or school girl, for the 1-2-3! See Elizabeth said she’d be more active!

Winners: Dusty & Sapphire

Liz joins Dusty & Sapphire in the ring for a little dancing fun after the match. Some extended “American Dream” theme music play, so I can’t complain!

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Lots of sloppy spots, maybe they were designed that way, it was too tough to tell. Lots of miscommunication spots by the heels. Sapphire did what she could out there and looked okay for what this was. Dusty just seemed like he didn’t care to me, and I really felt bad for Macho because I know how important it was for him to choreograph these “big matches”. I can’t imagine he pictured it being this bad. There were some fun spots in the match, but 1990 just wasn’t the year for the Macho King. He was stuck in some crappy situations, mainly with Dusty. Rhodes just wasn’t on here tonight for some reason, in my personal opinion. The Elizabeth finish really woke things up and it was nice seeing her enjoying herself after the match. Most of this was pretty bad, but there’s a couple of fun spots in there if you look close enough. *3/4)[spacer height=”20px”]

 

– It’s intermission time so let’s see what interviews we can squeeze in. Mean Gene interviews Bobby Heenan about Andre the Giant. Bobby says the famous quote “You listen to me, you go to the top, you don’t listen to me, you’re never heard from again”. Bobby mentions how Andre wouldn’t tag in, and says he’s starting a NEW family, with NEW members!

[spacer height=”20px”]- Rona Barrett joins Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura. She alludes that Ventura was in an Adult Film. Rona claims she has the film and wants to roll it, but we cut to Sean Mooney and the Macho King. Savage picks up the payphone in the background and says “you better call somebody”! Take that Road Dogg!

 [spacer height=”20px”]It’s off to Mean Gene, with the NEW WWF Tag Team Champions Demolition. They have no time to rest, as the Hart Foundation have already challenged them to a title match. Demolition tell them to bring it on!

[spacer height=”20px”]During the break, Gorilla informs Ventura that he saw the video footage that Rona had promised, and it wasn’t Ventura in the Adult Film. What a bunch of worthless junk. I don’t even know what the point of that shit was. What a worthless “celebrity” that added nothing to the show. But that was the story of all the celebrities on this WrestleMania.[spacer height=”20px”]

– Mean Gene interviews the Hulkster. Epic interview from the WWF Champion. Hogan sets the stage with the “It’s not if you win or lose, it’s what kind of winner or lose you are.” Then closes by saying he hops the Warrior is a good loser.

[spacer height=”20px”]- The Ultimate Warrior punks out Sean Mooney, telling him he doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as he or Hogan. Warrior then throws poor Sean out of the camera’s sight and continues the interview by himself. Now why couldn’t this have been Mean Gene? I would’ve enjoyed that much more. The usual Warrior stuff, he plans to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. He wants to take thing to places “it shall never have been”. There’s some grammar issues there, I’m thinking.

 

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(Notes going in: Just a pair of two good wrestling teams, getting some time on the show. The Rockers were flying high, and the Express had just recently made their WWF debut. After Fuji sold off his Powers of Pain, he acquired the Orient Express of Sato & Tanaka. Much smaller, but also much quicker, and they matched the Japanese gimmick. The Rockers know Sato & Tanaka from the AWA days, where they had plenty of great matches with Tanaka. I expect this to be yet another solid undercard match on the show. No back story? No problem! Just let them wrestle.)

The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) vs. The Orient Express (Akio Sato & Pat Tanaka with Mr. Fuji)

Jannetty & Tanaka get things going, but the Rockers soon take it to some double team maneuvers, dropping Sato, throwing Tanaka on top, and landing a pair of stereo planchas onto the floor. Things get back in the ring, and Fuji hooks the top rope as Marty is coming off and Jannetty takes a spill to the floor. Sato holds Marty while Fuji cracks him with the cane across his back outside, and the Orients take over with the heat. Jannetty lands on his feet during a backdrop attempt by Tanaka, and tags to Shawn. Michaels with a big backdrop on Tanaka, and Sato tags in. Michaels counters a Sato backdrop with a swinging neckbreaker. Shawn comes off the ropes, but takes a kick in the back from Tanaka on the apron! Stomach breaker by Sato on Michaels. Tanaka with that beautiful over the shoulder flying forearm attack he did so well. Tanaka slams Shawn in the corner and Sato comes off the top with a knee for 2.

The fans rally behind the Rockers, while Sato locks in the dreaded nerve hold. Tanaka lands on his feet when Shawn tries a backdrop, but Michaels turns him inside out with a clothesline and both men go down. Hot tag to Marty! Spinning back elbow on Tanaka, double noggin knocker on the Orients, Sato elbowdrops his own partner! Rockers double dropkick Sato from the ring, and a DOUBLE BACKDROP on Tanaka sees Tanaka twisting every which way in the air! Both Rockers go up for the Double Fist Drop finisher, but Fuji whacks Jannetty in the ankle with the cane. Marty drops off the top rope and goes after Fuji at ringside, but Sato sneaks up and tosses salt into the eyes of Jannetty! In a comical scene, Shawn walks right past Marty, taps him on the shoulder and Jannetty trips right over the guard rail and falls into the crowd, where he is counted out. The Orients take a count out victory in 7:36.

Winners: The Orients via Count Out

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Nothing like their classic Rumble ’91 match, but it was still a good way to get both teams on the show. They certainly match each other pretty well with the style and size. Lame finish as the Rockers shouldn’t have done the job, but the Orients were brand new and jobbing them out wouldn’t have been smart business. The count out seemed like a good out as there was only one screwy finish up until now on the show, which is pretty damn good for a WWF WrestleMania over the past few years of this era. Match was good, did it’s job, not as good as they could have been and the finish also takes away, but even still a solid **1/2 for going out there and making it look easy.)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Another “comedy” segment with Steve Allen, now with Rhythm & Blues. More comedy from Allen while Valentine insists they’re on their way to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!

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(Notes going in: USA vs. Canada… In Canada.. And somehow Hacksaw is still the face! You figure it out! Just keep it short.)

“Hacksaw” Jim Duggan vs. Dino Bravo (with Jimmy Hart & The Earthquake)

Duggan starts off hot, and a clothesline to the back of Bravo sends Dino to the floor. Back in the ring, Duggan with an atomic drop, but misses a charge into the corner and Bravo takes over. Inverted atomic drop by Bravo, and Earthquake with some cheap shots behind the officials back. Bravo drops an elbow for 2, while Jimmy Hart’s megaphone irritates the masses. Duggan starts to no sell the offense and battles back, until Bravo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Bravo charges Duggan in the corner but takea a boot. Duggan comes back with a series of clotheslines and signals for the three point stance, but Earthquake grabs his leg. Duggan pulls Quake up onto the apron, causing a distraction for the referee while Jimmy Hart throws Bravo the 2×4. While the referee gets Quake down off the apron, Duggan stomps the hand of Bravo and intercepts the 2X4, cracking it across the back of Dino for the pin in 4:15!

Winner: Hacksaw

Following the match, Earthquake drops Duggan from behind and plants him with a pair of big Butt Splashes to further cement his new monster push. Tough luck for the tough guy.

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Hacksaw looked more lethargic here than Bravo. If anything, Dino looked like he was actually trying. And while that isn’t saying much, Duggan just looked like he was off tonight, which is bad considering he didn’t have to do much. Duggan picks up the hero win in a match where it didn’t hurt anyone, and Earthquake continues to get over as needed. Nothing to see here, move along. 1/4*)[spacer height=”20px”]

(Notes going in: This feud goes back an entire year, you can take it back to WrestleMania V, when DiBiase tried to steal Damien from ringside during the Jake vs. Andre match. Shortly after WM5, an angle was done where DiBiase injured the neck of the Snake to keep Jake off TV for a while due to a legit neck surgery. Roberts would eventually return and steal the Million Dollar Title from DiBiase, and keep it in the sack with Damien for safe keepings. Attempts would be made to recover the title from the bag, but all failed. Tonight, DiBiase gets his chance at getting his Million Dollar Title back at WrestleMania. These two guys could have a hell of a match if they’re given the time.)

– Mean Gene stands by with Jake Roberts. The Snake cuts probably one of the best promos I’ve ever heard. I’ve had it memorized for a good 20 plus years, it’s that good. I’m not going to type it up here, but if/when you watch this show you need to treat yourself to this promo, it’s just THAT great. Longfellow couldn’t have said it better!

For the Million Dollar Championship
Jake “The Snake” Roberts vs. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase (with Virgil)

This match is for the Million Dollar Championship. With all the heat behind this one, these two get right into it. Jake tries for the DDT early and DiBiase bails out twice. Jake drags Ted back inside and works the arm. DiBiase reverses a hammerlock, but Jake uses his own momentum to send Ted through the ropes to the floor. Jake brings Ted back in but telegraphs a backdrop and DiBiase lowers the boom. Ted whips Jake into the corner, but catches a kneelift. Jake rushes DiBiase for another kneelift but Ted sidesteps it and Roberts lands upside down in the corner. The fans entertain themselves with THE WAVE, while DiBiase works a front facelock. DiBiase boots Jake to the floor and posts his shoulder. DiBiase lands a piledriver, but makes a cocky cover, kneeling over Roberts and Jake turns it into a sunset flip pin for 2. The wave has finally died down and the fans are supporting the Snake. Ted locks in the Million Dollar Dream! The fans get behind Jake as he tries to reach the ropes. DiBiase  takes Jake down to his back, but the Snake gets his foot on the bottom rope to break the Dream sleeper. Ted drags Jake to the center and comes off the second rope, but Jake catches him with a punch in the gut! Clothesline by Jake! A second clothesline! Big backdrop and the Shot Clothesline! Jake is sucking wind hard as he calls for the DDT. Jake goes after Ted by the ropes, and the referee gets tangled in between the two, and Virgil reaches in and pulls Roberts to the floor by his tights.

Jake works over Virgil outside the ring, while DiBiase sneaks up from behind and applies the Million Dollar Dream on the outside! Jake rushes forward and rams Ted face first into the post to break the hold! Both men are down outside as the referee counts, but Virgil rolls DiBiase back inside just before the ten count, and DiBiase wins the match on a count out in 11:53. With the Million Dollar Title being an unsanctioned WWF Title, the belt can change hands on a count out, so DiBiase gets his belt back.

Winner: Ted DiBiase on  a Count Out

Following the match, DiBiase & Virgil celebrate the return of the belt, but Jake attacks! Virgil runs off with the belt as Jake lands the DDT ON DIBIASE!

Jake takes the money left laying around the ring and hands it to ringside fans, including the penniless Mary Tyler Moore. As Jake goes to the bag to unleash Damien, Virgil returns and helps DiBiase escape from the Snake. Jake chases Virgil to the back with Damien wrapped around his neck.

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: The year long feud comes to an end. DiBiase retrieves his Million Dollar Belt, but Jake gets to leave with his head held high as he DDT’s Ted and hands out cash to the ringside fans. Would have been nice to see a real finish, but you got this a lot in Ted DiBiase & Jake PPV matches back then. This was a lot like Piper & Bad News in the fact that you have two more guys who didn’t always do the job on the PPV scene. Still, the finish sent the fans home happy and it brought everything back to square one for both men to move on into other feuds, DiBiase with Boss Man, and Jake with Bad News. It’s too bad we didn’t get to see Damien until the very end. The match itself was on par with “okay”, it was given more time than any other match on the card, save for Warrior/Hogan, so there were a few rest holds thrown in. Not their best. **1/2)[spacer height=”20px”]

 

(Notes going in: This split sort of came out of nowhere. It was shortly after the Royal Rumble that the Big Boss Man went in and bravely retrieved the Million Dollar Title from Jake’s snake bag, and handed it back to Ted DiBiase on the set of the Brother Love Show. Only the Boss Man didn’t like it when he found out that Slick and the Twin Towers were being PAID for the Boss Man’s services. Somehow the BBM considered it a bribe, and you know how honest of a law man the Boss Man has been up to this point! He don’t take no bribed! The Boss Man takes the Million $ Belt back and gives it BACK to Roberts, turning face in the process. So let me get this straight, the Boss Man does all these nasty heel things, like beating defenseless people cuffed to the ropes, and everything else that goes with it, but getting paid to retrieve something that truly was technically STOLEN? That’s where he draws the line? This guy has one crazy idea of justice. Doesn’t mean he wasn’t an entertaining face though. Akeem was really starting to fall off, so they needed to get the Boss Man away from him. Now the epic Twin Towers will explode!)

– Sean Mooney standing by with Akeem and the Slickster. Slick is happy the Million Dollar Man has gotten back his title, and now Ted DiBiase has given Slick and Akeem “thousands of reasons” to put an end to the Big Boss Man tonight.

– Big Boss Man responds, calling Ted rich scum. BBM says he’s poor, but proud. He’s wrestling for the WWF and he’s poor? What does that say for their pay scale? Boss Man take some digs at his former manager and partner, pointing out that Akeem is “too fat to fit on the pot”. Hard Times are coming for the African Tribal Reject and his “pimp-like” manager. Boss Man says he’s proud to be an American, again on a Canadian based show.

[spacer height=”20px”]As the fans remind us that the “Boss Man Can’t Be Bought”, except that time when DiBiase purchased one of the Twin Towers numbers at the 1989 Royal Rumble, we see that the Million Dollar Man still hasn’t left ringside from the previous match. DiBiase lays in wait as the former prison guard makes his way around ringside. And when the time is right…

DiBiase lays the BOOM on the Boss Man! Ted lays BBM out on the floor, slamming him down and doing a number on the Boss Man before the match with Akeem can even get going. How’s that for a little payback? Boss Man will start this match off at a clear disadvantage. Ted just put a nice little beating on the BBM.

The Big Boss Man vs. Akeem (with Slick)

Akeem immediately takes advantage, crushing Boss Man in the corner for a 2 count. Akeem smashes BBM into the corner and mounts him for punches, Boss Man tries to power out with an inverted atomic drop. Boss Man slings Akeem from corner to corner and a big clothesline takes the African Dream down. Akeem ducks a back elbow from the Boss Man, but runs right into the BOSS MAN SLAM, and this thing is over in no time, 1:50.

Winner: BBMan

(Post Match Thoughts: If one thing was clear after this match, it’s that Akeem was all but through as any type of a serious, or even half-serious threat. I liked the DiBiase jump before the match, we didn’t see that a lot, if at all, back in those days and I thought it added to the match. I was upset way back then that Boss Man/Akeem only had a couple of minutes to work with, I felt ripped off, but when I go back and watch this, I realize it was probably for the best. Akeem wasn’t in his “One Man Gang” prime here. They got BBM through Akeem, and set up the house show feud with DiBiase that was on the horizon, job well done on all cylinders here. The pre-match attack helped the match a little, but Akeem didn’t do it any favors. 1/4* all together. Better things to come for the BBM.)[spacer height=”20px”]

– Sean Mooney sneaks an interview with Mary Tyler Moore at ringside. Mary clearly has NO IDEA who any of the wrestlers are, which makes me question why the hell she’s sitting ringside for the event. Mooney coaches her into saying the Honky Tonk Man looks like Elvis. When asked who Greg Valentine reminds her of, Mary does the smart thing and guesses Elvis too. Bad guess. Waste of a couple minutes, but they had to get those celebs on the show.

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– Now it’s time! It’s Rhythm & Blues headed to the ring to sing their new hit “Hunka, Hunka, Honky Love”. It’s already gone gold, and it hasn’t even been released yet! Holy Wowzers. Honky Tonk, Valentine, Jimmy Hart, and a couple of “Honkettes” are driven to the ring in what else, but a Pink Cadillac, owned and driven by none other than Diamond Dallas Page. No foolies. You can see Page getting into his cameo role.

Now it’s time for the performance! Catchy tune on tape, but this live version is terrible. Honky is rushing through the lyrics and is not staying with the music. He’s not a very good live performer. Greg Valentine with a guitar solo under color changing lights. Pick that gee-tar Hammer.

[spacer height=”20px”]The song ends, but Honky wants to play it again! But wait, out on the floor, there’s two souvenir guys shilling goods, but Honky wants them to know, we’re only selling Honky Tonk Man memorabilia tonight!

Hey wait a minute. Those aren’t concession guys, that’s Luke… and Butch… The Bushwhackers!

Oh SHIT! The jig is up! The Bushwhackers toss down the souvenirs and hit the ring, running off Rhythm & Blues before pretending to play their instruments and ultimately smashing them into pieces. This was a little payback after Hammer & Honky left the Bushwhackers laying recently on TV.

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Howard Finkel announces that we have set a new record at the SkyDome, today’s attendance record is 67,678 fans! Give yourself a round of applause!

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(Notes going in: Did Rick Rude crack a coconut over Snuka’s head? Nope. Did Snuka interrupt one of Rick’s “Rude Awakenings”? Nuh-uh. Did these two have a TV match that led to an indecision? Not even close. There’s nothing here to set this match up, it’s just another match thrown on the card, that could have been something good, given a back story or maybe a little time in the ring. Given the way it’s presented, complete with Steve Allen making jokes throughout the entire match, this is clearly on the show as a way to get one of the two men over at the expense, and the de-push, of the other. You figure out which is which.)

“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka vs. “Ravishing” Rick Rude

Steve Allen joins for commentary, and doesn’t take anything seriously. Rude jumps Snuka while the Superfly is adjusting his kneepad in the corner. Rude whips Snuka into the ropes for a dropkick, but Jimmy holds on and Rude misses. Snuka tosses Rude into the air and Rick comes down on his stomach, Snuka mimics Rick’s swiveling hips pose. Snuka with a backdrop and he swivels his hips again to mock Rude. Snuka dropkicks Rude to the floor, but Rick comes back in and counters a backdrop with a suplex. Rick now mocks Snuka back with the swiveling hip pose. Rude with a backdrop, but Snuka counters a second one with a face slam. Some back and forth running the ropes by both and Snuka hits a flying headbutt. Jimmy goes to the top rope, but Rude rushes to the corner, Snuka jumps over top of him and remains in control, dropping Rude with a slam in the center. Snuka goes to the second rope for a diving headbutt, but Rude moves out of the way! Rick quickly unleashes the Rude Awakening Neckbreaker for the win in 3:51.

Winner: Ravishing Rick

 

[spacer height=”20px”](Post Match Thoughts: Steve Allen had no business out there. I know he has a background in wrestling announcing, but that’s not what this was. He was there for pure comedy relief, but it didn’t work for me. He was making jokes and the announcers were remaining serious. It was like we had wrestling announcing, with a guy telling jokes in between. Bad, old, jokes. Sort of reminded me of Rob Bartlett on Raw, only Allen knew better. He laughed off everything in the match, and didn’t take the announcer’s comments seriously. Snuka was showing his age, but was still in great shape and you could pull a good match out of him. Rude certainly wouldn’t have had an issue bringing Snuka to that possibility here. These guys could have had a good little match had they been given a little more time and got to work the crowd/tell a story. Instead, it was just a backdrop fest leading up to the finish. Not a terrible match, but not very good either, it left a lot to be desired. It was done to get Rude in position for his next push, so it did that much. *1/4)[spacer height=”20px”]

 

(Notes going in: The Warrior had spent the last two years slowly rising to the top of the WWF, and before you knew it, he was the first man to come near the same level of popularity as the Hulkster. It was evident and clear that THIS would be the biggest match you could present as part of WrestleMania, and as things were starting to slow down for Hogan, he was wanting to do his movies, it was felt this was a good time to try and “pass the torch”. The angles started with Hulk “accidentally” eliminating the Warrior at the Rumble, then the two teaming up on SNME against the Genius & Mr. Perfect leading to Warrior accidentally nailing the Hulkster. Both men would also come to each other’s rescue during individual altercations with the Earthquake, in order to prevent the other from being injured prior to the Ultimate Challenge. Jack Tunney would make the match official, there would be a contract signing, both championships were announced as being on the line. Champion vs. Champion, Title for Title. For all the people who love to bash the Warrior, the guy has always delivered in the big matches, and this is no different. Get ready for an epic showdown of two of the top stars in the HISTORY of professional wrestling. Like it or not, I’m telling it how it is, we don’t get many of these, and the way things go now, we barely ever will again. So enjoy this classic piece of history, because matches like this are what it’s truly all about. Enjoy!)

– Just before the match we’re treated to a brief video, highlighting some of the issues mentioned above, and that brings us right to where me are! As the video ends and we return to the arena, the Warrior’s music begins to play and we know there’s no turning back. As the Hulkster makes his epic entrance into the SkyDome it becomes evident, his match IS going to happen. The Ultimate Challenge…..is NOW![spacer height=”20px”]

“THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE”
WWF World Heavyweight Championship vs. WWF Intercontinental Championship (Title vs. Title)

WWF Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan
vs.
Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior

While both wrestlers definitely have their fan base, neither wrestler is booed, which makes this entire situation unique. You had your “Hulkamaniacs”, but you also had you “Warriors”. I’d venture to say there were plenty of fans, especially kids, that were both. If Gorilla Monsoon’s old saying “the electricity is so thick, you could cut it with a knife” were the least bit possible, it couldn’t be any more true than in this match. We have two of the biggest larger than life characters squaring off in what deserves the title “The Ultimate Challenge”. This would really mean everything for both men. Would Hogan continue his reign as THE MAN, or would we see him dethroned from his position at the top for a new King to be given the spot?

Hogan hands off the World Title belt off to Earl Hebner, the bell sounds, and we’re all set to go! The two men get face to face, and Warrior shoves the Hulk back! Ooooohhhh! Hogan doesn’t take it lightly, and he shoves the Warrior right back! Aaaahhhh!

The two men lock up for the first time, with the Warrior overpowering Hogan and driving him back into the corner! Warrior calls for the power of his Warriors, and they respond! They lock up a second time, and it’s Hogan who wins the war this time by tossing UW back into the corner, almost knocking Warrior off his feet! Hogan poses for his Maniacs, and they reply with a loud ovation. And now the Warrior wants a test of strength. GRECO ROMAN KNUCKLE LOCK, as the two superstars locks hands and bump chests while trying to overpower the other. The Warrior shocks the world when he drop the Hulkster TO HIS KNEES! Rather than attempt any type of offense, the Warrior just stands there with Hogan on his knees, until the power of Hulkamania helps Hogan fight his way back to his feet and DRIVE THE WARRIOR TO HIS KNEES! UW fights his way back up, but Hulk counters with a top wrist lock and a back leg trip to take the Warrior down. Hogan follows up with an elbow, but only gets a one count before Warrior pops back up to his feet. The fans cheer on, while their minds trap to wrap around what they just saw… Hulk Hogan doing wrestling moves? in succession? Everything is on the line, brother!

It’s the old ‘irresistible force’ meeting the ‘immovable object’ when the Warrior comes off the ropes and collides into the Hulkster. Nobody moves! The two men begin to crisscross the ropes, Hogan drops down and catches the Warrior in a scoop slam, but UW pops up while Hogan celebrates. Hulk turns around to see the Warrior raising his arms in the air, and UW slams Hogan right back! So far it’s been tit for tat. And then the Warrior clotheslines Hogan over the top rope to the floor!

Hogan sells his knee outside and collapses, unable to return to the ring. When it looks like the Warrior might come out to help, UW actually stomps the Hulkster and climbs back in the ring. Awesome! Rather than count Hogan out, Earl Hebner jumps out of the ring to check on Hulk. Warrior finally has enough of the waiting and tosses Hogan back into the ring. Warrior kicks at the bad leg of Hogan, and Hulk starts fighting back with champion like finger rakes to the chest and face of UW. The referee gets in between the two when things get heated, and Warrior shoves Hebner to the site. While Warrior is busy with the referee, Hogan does a semi-Hulk Up. Warrior turns around into some right hands from Hogan, and Hulk completely forgets his leg was hurt 5 seconds ago as he stops selling the knee injury completely. Hogan whips Warrior into the corner and follows in with a clothesline, then a big slam and a pair of elbows for a 2 count.

Hogan goes to the front facelock and turns it into a small package for 2! Hulk locks the Warrior in a rear chinlock. Hogan works UW over in the corner and hits a big running clothesline, but takes forever to cover and only get two. Hulk continues to play the workhorse of the match, hitting a backbreaker for two before going back to the chinlock. When it looks like UW may be fighting his way out, Hulk drives several knees into his back and takes the Warrior down with a back suplex for a near fall. Sooo close, but Warrior kicks out shortly before the three count. And it’s Hogan right back to the reverse chinlock. But this time, the Warrior fights his way up to his feet and breaks free of the immortal chinlock. UW runs off the ropes, Hogan drops down, and the two men end up colliding with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Yes, the epic double clothesline spot.

Earl Hebner begins to count both men down, when the Warrior sits up with seconds to spare. Hogan follows shortly after. Warrior makes his way to the ropes, and UW BEGINS TO SHAKE THE ROPES! Aww Shit, it’s on now! Hogan beats on the Warrior but UW just shrugs it off. Warrior blocks a couple of shots from Hulk and takes the Hulkster to town. Warrior works Hogan over, a trilogy of clotheslines, and whips Hulk from corner to corner. Hogan falls to his knees at the feet of the Warrior. Great spot as the fans just erupt with Hogan laying at the feet of the Warrior. You see, not ever spot needs to feature a 870 degree flip or someone’s head going into the mat like a lawn dart. Something that simple is over so huge.

Warrior lands a vertical suplex on Hulk for two. UW puts Hogan in the bearhug! Hulk weakens and it looks like he’s a goner. The Warrior squeezes the life out of Hogan as the referee raises Hulk’s arm, and it falls! Raises the arm a second time, it falls again! On no! Hebner raises Hulk’s arm a third time, but Hogan is STILL ALIVE! Hulk comes fighting back, drilling UW with punches to escape the bearhug. Warrior runs off the ropes, Hulk misses a clothesline, and for the THIRD time in the match Hogan does a drop down. Talk about working overtime! Warrior jumps over Hulk but crashes right into the referee, and Earl Hebner goes down! Oh shit, now the ref is out of it.

Warrior goes up top and hits a flying double axe handle, and a second double axe handle off the top on Hogan, but Hulk won’t take a bump, just dropping to his knees. Warrior sets Hogan up for the flying shoulder tackle, but Hogan steps to the side of the tackle and uses Warrior’s momentum to drive UW down into the mat! Warrior missed the tackle and he’s down. Hogan sees the referee is out, but he makes the cover anyway, counting the three for himself. Sorry buddy, that doesn’t count. Earl Hebner screws you again. Come to think of it, why would Hogan trust Earl Hebner? What an idiot!

Anyway, Hogan counts the three himself twice, but the official is still down. While Hogan panders around the ring all distraught, the Warrior hooks him from behind with a back suplex. UW covers, but Hebner is still down. Warrior now makes the three count for himself as Hebner starts to move around. The referee starts to crawl towards the cover. The Warrior has Hogan pinned. ONE, TWO, HOGAN KICKS OUT.

Hulk lands some kind of a cheap shot behind the ref’s back and school boys the Warrior for two. Hulk tosses Warrior into the ropes and catches him with an elbow that sends UW to the floor. Hogan tries to post Warrior on the floor but UW reverses and Hulk tastes the steel. Back in the ring, the Warrior begins to ‘feel the power’, landing a couple of clotheslines on the WWF Champion before dropping him with the GORILLA PLESS SLAM! Down goes Hogan! And the Warrior off the ropes with the BIG SPLASH! This one is over, there’s ONE, there’s TWO, and there’s THREE!

NO THE HULKSTER KICKED OUT OF THE WARRIOR’S FINISHER, but that’s not all. HE’S HULKING UP! The Warrior did it now. There’s no coming back from this shit. Hogan is Hulking Up and the Warrior isn’t sure what to do. Hogan no sells the Warrior’s offense, and UW looks confused. Hulk gives Warrior the finger point of doom! Now shit’s gunna hit the fan!

Warrior throws a punch, HOGAN BLOCKS! Hogan fires back with three big punches and shoots the Warrior off the ropes into the BIG BOOT!
Hogan bounces off the ropes for the big LEGDROP, but Warrior moves out of the way! HOGAN MISSES. God help me for the first time ever, Hogan misses the legdrop! Inconceivable at the time. Hogan misses the legdrop and takes a bump on the mat. Warrior is already back up and coming off the ropes, BIG SPLASH CONNECTS on the Hulkster. ONE, TWO, THREE!

THE WARRIOR WINS! 22:50

Winner: The Ultimate Warrior

 

[spacer height=”20px”]After the match the fans go wild as the new era of the WWF is set to begin, but things go quiet when the Hulkster leaves the ring to retrieve what WAS his WWF Title belt. What is he going to do? A hush falls over the SkyDome as Hogan enters the ring with the WWF Title. Would he do the right thing? Hulk indeed does present the championship to the Warrior and hugs the new champion. This would be the only time, even as a face, that Hulk would go out a good loser. The Warrior celebrates to fireworks and his theme music while repeated shots of Hulk sulking in the ring cart on his way to the dressing room are splices in intermittently. Hogan steals a little of the spotlight with that show, I almost felt sorry for him. ALMOST. Warrior wins and all is right in the world for tonight. Great, great half hour of entertainment there.

(Post Match Thoughts: What more can I say? It was the Ultimate Challenge. The match delivered on all levels and ended up being much better than anyone expected as far as the in ring product goes. The fans were HOT, the story was done really well, and both guys were the epitome of what a super human should come off feeling like. It felt like we were watching the battle of two comic book super heroes. This match didn’t even seem possible, and then it was signed. And even then there were a ton of questions left to be asked. How would it end? What would happen? Would one man turn heel? Would the finish be clean? The WWF delivered on all cylinders in this one, leaving both men top stars, and giving us the clean finish we deserved. It was time for Hogan to show he wasn’t invincible, as the undefeated thing was getting old. Good shit from top to bottom ****1/2 for the intensity and everything this match brought to the table. Not the most classic wrestling match, but damned if it didn’t still deliver.)[spacer height=”20px”]

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THE FINAL AUDIT: It’s the epitome of what the WWF was all about at the time. Lots of characters, lots of entertainment value, great production, and maybe not so much “good wrestling”, but it was still a very enjoyable PPV from top to bottom. You start off with a hot fast paced opener that was fun for me, and you close it with the Ultimate Challenge. So many memories come out of this PPV, from the Demolition’s insane pop for three-peating as champions, to moments later Andre the Giant making his baby face turn in what would be his final WWF match. Lots of guys were getting set up for major runs here, including Earthquake, Rick Rude, and the Hart Foundation. Some feuds were ended, while others were just getting started, new faces were showcased from the Orient Express to the Barbarian’s new singles push. This show was sold on ONE MATCH, and that match did it’s job and lived up to everything it should have been. Not many matches of that magnitude can say that (e.g. Sabu vs. Taz). Everything else on the show was just the icing, and most of it was good. The stuff that wasn’t good was kept short for the most part. Sadly, this would be Jesse Ventura’s final WWF PPV, he always added a lot to PPV’s for me, especially WrestleMania, so it was great to have him working beside Gorilla for this show. The stuff from Duggan onward started to drag, the show was just starting to go on too long and the fans weren’t as attentive as they awaited the Ultimate Challenge match. Don’t get me wrong, this show, by no means, dragged like WrestleMania IV, or even WrestleMania V. This was a fun show, even in the final hour.

Short Rant: Over the years, I’ve seen this PPV receive some pretty bad reviews on the net. Obviously the entire point of reviews are to entertain and observe, as the actual recommendations are strictly subjective to the person doing the reviewing. But bad reviews for this WrestleMania truly bewilder me. I’m not saying it was great, but it certainly doesn’t deserve poor marks. I can only assume that most who trash this show weren’t alive during this period, or became fans after this era. I’ve also noticed a pattern of many reviewers following the views of a certain “Netcop” who shall remain nameless, rather than forming their own opinion. That’s usually how it goes, these young kids fresh out of college, or just learning to drive these days want to focus on how many **** matches are on a show, and in this instance there was only one. But the same can be said for WrestleMania III, yet it still gets rave reviews because of years of praise on the internet. In the “Warrior” era, and honestly even today, the WWF/E has been about entertainment value, and they gave us plenty to be entertained by throughout the course of this show. Perhaps Roddy was a bit tasteless, and yes Honky was way off key, but there was a lot to enjoy as well.

WrestleMania VI gets a strong 7.5 out of 10 rating from me, that’s a good B rating. As far as recommendations go? Thumbs up on a fun show. You’ve got 14 matches, something like 40 superstars appear on the show, plenty of surprises, most of the matches were at least decent, if not surprisingly good, and then you have the huge, emotionally driven, battle of the ultimate vs. the immortal. The show was FUN, the show was ENTERTAINING, it had some good matches, and one great match. I think up until this point, WrestleMania VI delivered the best WrestleMania of the first half dozen produced. The high energy from both the talent, and the fans, made this show feel extra special, as well it should. I approve this Audit of WrestleMania VI, it has passed the Review of this IRS man.

Approved

Another WrestleMania Audit in the books, and another one on it’s way this week as we dive deeper into the 1990’s and tackle WrestleMania VIII from the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis! Til’ next time, this has been the REAL I.R.S., Ian R. Singletary, catchya later, tax cheats!

 

THE AUDIT: WRESTLEMANIA III REVIEW

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IT’S WRESTLEMANIA SEASON PEOPLE!!! Far be it from me, Ian R. Singletary, to not get involved in the holiday spirit. (WrestleMania is a holiday right?) We’re just a couple of weeks out from the next edition of the grand spectacular of all events, which means I have a little time to Audit some of the legendary WrestleManias of years gone by. I think I’ve made the selections wisely as I try and cover some of the more memorable Manias in history. I only have so many weeks to work with, so obviously I’ll likely skip over some of your favorites, but I hope to review some of your favorites in the process. I can’t think of a better way to kick things off than to head back to the 1980’s when WrestleMania was still young in time, but strong in spirit. We travel back to Pontiac, Michigan and the Silverdome for WrestleMania III.

WWF WRESTLEMANIA III
“BIGGER! BETTER! BADDER!”

 

 

It was March 29, 1987 from the Pontiac Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan. And we have a 12-Match card on tap.

* WWF Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant
* Intercontinental Champion “Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat
* “Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Adrian Adonis (Hair vs. Hair Match, Piper’s “Farewell”)
* Tito Santana & The British Bulldogs vs. Tag Champions Hart Foundation & Danny Davis
* Junkyard Dog vs. “King” Harley Race (Loser Must Bow to the King)
* Billy Jack Haynes vs. Hercules
* Jake “The Snake” Roberts vs. The Honky Tonk Man
* The Can-Am Connection vs. Bob Orton Jr. & Magnificent Muraco
* The Rougeau Brothers vs. The Dream Team
* Hillbilly Jim, Little Beaver & Haiti Kid vs. King Kong Bundy, Little Tokyo & Lord Little Brook
* Koko B. Ware vs. “Natural” Butch Reed
* The Killer Bees vs. Nikolai Volkoff & The Iron Sheik

We’ve got Vince McMahon in the ring, smiling from ear to ear as he knows he’s made himself a fortune. He welcomes us to WRESTLEMANIA!!!!

This was the last hump Vince had to make it over in his early goals for the company, and they were coasting after this for quite a while. Vince introduces us to Aretha Franklin, who’s sitting at a piano near ringside. Franklin sings “America the Beautiful” to get things going.

After Aretha finishes up, we see the ring filling up with wrestlers for the first match. Then we go up, way up, into the Silverdome where Gorilla Monsoon, Jesse Ventura, Bob Uecker, and Mary Hart are standing by to set the stage for tonight’s big event. I have no idea what Mary’s wearing, but we’re ready for action, so let’s get things rolling!

(Can-Am’s vs. Muraco/Orton, Notes going in: The Can-Am’s were the new hottest attraction in the company, planned to be pushed to the moon. Martel was simply the man IMO and couldn’t really do wrong. I was sketchy on how well things would go based on their opponents going into this thing the first time I watched it. Muraco being the big plodding man, and Orton who liked to work on a body part, I just wasn’t sure how good this would be as a fast-paced opener. But we shall see!)


The Can-Am Connection (Rick Martel & Tom Zenk) vs. “Cowboy” Bob Orton & The Magnificent Muraco (with Mr. Fuji)

Muraco & Martel are going to start this one off. Muraco tries to rough Rick up early, but Martel shows off his speed and tries a huracan rana but hooks Muraco under the arms, but they cover it up nicely and Martel gets 2 off it. The Can-Am’s with a double monkey flip on Muraco, and a double toss on Orton. Orton stumbles into the wrong corner and takes a shot from Martel. Zenk takes over in the ring with the Cowboy. Orton grabs a full nelson on Zenk, Tom reverses, Muraco tries a sneak attack but Zenk sees him coming. Orton reverses the full nelson again and Muraco rushes with a clothesline, but Zenk ducks and Muraco nails the Cowboy instead. Good tag team comedy spot to get things going. The Can Am’s work over the arm of Orton, but Muraco tags in. Zenk tries more of the same on Muraco, but as he bounces into the ropes Orton catches Zenk with a knee in the back RIGHT IN FRONT OF REFEREE JOEY MARELLA. Marella then has to pretend like he didn’t see it and even questions Mr. Fuji. Muraco with a swinging neckbreaker on Zenk, and Orton follows up with a forearm off the middle rope which would have worked had he still had the cast on. Zenk & Orton end up knocking heads for the double hot tag spot. Martel with an Irish whip and Muraco takes the Flair flip upside down in the corner to the apron. The heels take over, putting the Can Am’s in opposite corners but the faces reverse whips and send the heels into each other, and then a DOUBLE dropkick on Muraco, and Zenk dropkicks Orton out of the ring. The Magnificent one reverses a whip off the ropes on Martel, Rick comes back with a flying body block, but Muraco catches him. Don stumbles backwards and trips over a Tom Zenk school boy and Martel lands on top of Muraco for the 1-2-3 in 5:36.

Winners: The Can-Ams

(Post Match Thoughts: That was hot and fast. One thing about Muraco, even though he could be the drizzling shits at times during this era of the WWF, when it was time to turn it on, he did. Zenk & Martel were on their way to a major push in the WWF when Zenk, the delusional egomaniac, up and left the company, forcing Tito Santana to take his place. Strike Force was over, technically it should have been MORE over, but for some reason the fans were really eating up the white bread team of the Can-Am’s, and for good reason here. Orton & Muraco would also eventually break up by the summer, with Don going baby face… Zenk & Martel had a nice tag team thing going, as seen in this match, and kudos to Orton & Muraco who worked hard, showed their strengths in the match, and were exactly where they needed to be when it was time for a spot to go down… This was a perfect way to kick the show off, and they squeezed a lot into that 5 and a half minutes they had to work with. **3/4)

– A video package follows of the Hercules vs. Billy Jack Haynes feud. Hercules had a Full Nelson challenge going and Heenan challenged Haynes to accept the challenge. Haynes accepts, but is attacked by Hercules instead. Instant feud! It’s the battle of the Full Nelsons! After the video package, Mean Gene is with Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Hercules about Herc’s match with Billy “Jerk” Haynes.

– Forgot to mention, the “Federettes” are in full force here at WrestleMania, helping the wrestlers off the cart and taking their ring jackets and such. The mobile wrestling ring carts also make their debut at this particular WrestleMania event. They’d return at Mania 6.

 

(Notes going in: Hercules had recently decided to add the Full Nelson to his repertoire of moves, only after Billy Jack Haynes made his WWF return and was using the same hold as his finisher. As the video mentioned above shows, Hercules offered to challenge Haynes to break his full nelson, and when Billy accepted, it turned out to be a planned attack. Well now it’s time for a little revenge… Maybe… People forget and so I’ll say it again, Hercules could work back in the 80’s. Haynes had the ability to have a decent match when put in the right position. It’s power vs. power here, but I suspect these guys won’t bore us to tears. .)

Hercules


Billy Jack Haynes vs.
Hercules (with Bobby “The Brain” Heenan)

It should be noted Hercules had never used the full nelson until they needed to set up this match. Haynes had already been using it for his finisher, but Hercules claimed his was better. Lucky for them the full nelson is a very believable hold when you have a guy the size of Herc applying it. Dave Hebner is the referee, as the bell sounds the two men butt heads and exchange words. As the feeling out process starts, Hercules sneaks in a nice kneelift. Herc tosses Haynes in the corner but misses a rushing elbow charge and Hayes takes over. Hayes with a nice looking gorilla press slam, and he sets up for the full nelson, but Hercules rushes to the ropes to prevent it from happening. Haynes with chops galore on Hercules, and whips Herc into the corner but Hercules bounces back out with a STIFF ass clothesline. SWEET ass clothesline! Herc works over the back of Haynes. A lot of people forget how good Hercules actually was in the 1980’s for a guy with his build. Haynes fights back and tries a suplex, but he can’t get Herc up because of his hurt back. Great psychology there. Herc continues to work the back, and hits a semi-press slam of his own. Hercules applies the FULL NELSON, but fails to lock the fingers. Haynes goes down but fights his way back up and powers his way out of the hold! As Haynes breaks the hold, Herc clobbers him in the back of the head. The two men end up hitting each other with a double clothesline, but Haynes takes over. Haynes throws some clotheslines, and even lands a fistdrop from the second rope. Haynes LOCKS IN THE FULL NELSON, but Hercules staggers to the ropes and both men fall to the outside! Haynes reapplies the full nelson on the floor, now that don’t make much sense. Haynes spews this giant pile of saliva all over the back of Hercules, now that’s just nasty! Billy Jack won’t release the hold and both men end up counted out of the ring in 7:52.

Winner: No Winner – Double Count Out

Immediately after the count out, Bobby Heenan nails Haynes from behind. Billy drops Hercules and chases after the Brain around ringside. Bobby gets the attention of Haynes in the ring, and Hercules SMASHES Haynes with a fist wrapped in the steel chain. Hercules smashes Hayes in the head with the chain again as Billy is busted wide open. Nothing like some color in the 2nd of 12 matches. Adding insult to injury, Hercules slaps on the Full Nelson and tosses the bloody Haynes down to the mat. Good stuff.

  Full Nelson

(Post Match Thoughts: These were two big guys that could move, and actually get things done in the ring. Rather than your usual slow and plodding strongman match, these guys gave us lots to be excited about, from the head butting showdown to kick things off, to the feats of strength with the wicked clothesline and impressive press slams. IMO, Haynes likely wasn’t supposed to lose the Full Nelson when the two fell to the floor, which would make more sense than reapplying the hold. In all, I felt the finish was a little screwy, but the angle after the match made up for it. At least for me. I’ll go **1/2 including the post match blood-works. )

– Mean Gene interviews King Kong Bundy, who is standing with his partners Little Brook & Little Tokyo. Bundy says he has no problem SQUASHING the midgets, it seems to disturb his own partners.

– Now it’s Mean Gene with Hillbilly Jim and his “little buddies”. Hillbilly is going to do his “doggest” to make sure nothing happens to his midget partners.

(Notes going in: Why is Bundy working THIS match? That is all…)

Mixed Tag Team Action
Hillbilly Jim, Little Beaver, and The Haiti Kid vs. King Kong Bundy, Lord Little Brook, and Little Tokyo

Bob Uecker joins commentary. A little square dancing with Jim and his buddies before the match. Hillbilly does the cartwheel, and that’s likely the most we’ll see from him in the match. Haiti & Tokyo get it going. Four man midget crisscross spot with the heels running into each other followed by a little row boat action. The two veterans Brook & Beaver take over in the ring while Ventura states he wants to see Bundy squash one of the midgets. Beaver sneaks a shot to the gut of Bundy. Brook tags in Bundy, and KKB wants at Beaver. Little Beaver with a DROPKICK on Bundy and KKB doesn’t even move, so Beaver immediately tags to Hillbilly. Fun spot there. Jim takes Bundy down with a big clothesline, but Bundy kicks out of a cover from all three of his opponents. Bundy takes over on Jim, but Beaver sneaks in and clocks Bundy in the head with his shoe. Bundy takes it out on Hillbilly, nailing the Avalanche in the corner. Beaver comes in to save Jim again, and Bundy SLAMS Beaver, then DROPS AN ELBOW on the little guy, and the referee calls for a DQ in 4:21.

Winners: Hillbilly’s Crew via DQ

Bundy goes to finish Beaver off with the big splash after the match, but Haiti Kid, and even Bundy’s own midget partners drag Beaver out of the way to protect him. Hillbilly Jim recovers and Bundy takes off out of the ring. Jim carries a nearly dead Beaver from the ring.

(Post Match Thoughts: As a youth, I LOVED the Little Beaver spots here. Even now, I give it a little chuckle, but what a shit match. Nothing happening here, and how does Bundy go from Steel Cage main event to THIS match. Any other match would have been fine. And then he can’t even put away Hillbilly Jim of all people? CUMMON!! I’m also not a fan of a Count Out and a DQ in 2 out of the first 3 matches on the show. What’s up with that? Watching Beaver get squashed is fun, but I’ve read things that claim Bundy put Beaver in ill health from this match and it eventually led to Beaver’s death years later. Who knows if that’s true. Beaver was up there in age at this point and it would have been nice if Bundy protected him a little better. Hillbilly carrying around the lifeless body of a midget was a little disturbing. I’ll give this match a 1/2* if only for the comedy spots and the Bundy killing Beaver thing. )

– Mary Hart attempts to interview Elizabeth, but the Macho Man cuts in before she can even speak. Savage cuts Liz off and Mary Hart wants to know if it’s always this way. Savage sends Liz off for the match, even though it doesn’t happen for quite a while.

– A good video package of what led up to the Harley Race vs. JYD match is shown, with Heenan & Race forcing the unconscious JYD to bow at the King’s feet.

– Mean Gene interviews “King” Harley Race, Bobby Heenan, and the “Queen of Wrestling” The Fabulous Moolah, just to squeeze her on the show.

Harley Race

– Mean Gene with the JYD, and as sure as he is black, he’s going to be the new King of the WWF! Chew on that bone, will ya!

(Notes going in: Going into this the two men definitely had some issues, this wasn’t just a thrown together match. It culminated with Bobby Heenan forcing a nearly unconscious JYD to “kiss” the feet of the King. This match was signed with the crown on the line, this may have been the first time they worked a match like that. Anyway, the loser would have to bow before whomever walks out the King. I was a HUGE Dog fan back then, and I always appreciated Race in the ring. When this first happened, this was easily one of the main matches I was anticipating to see. Of course back then words like “work rate” weren’t thrown around unless you got the dirt sheets, which I had no idea existed in the 1980’s. I knew I liked Race, I knew I enjoyed the Dog’s swag, and I was looking forward to this one..)

The Loser Must Bow to the King
The Junkyard Dog vs. “King” Harley Race (with Bobby Heenan & The Fabulous Moolah)

Bob Uecker shares his lust for Moolah and leaves commentary to go find her. Good luck with that! With a crowd this size, EVERYONE is getting paid, even Moolah gets an insignificant spot on the show. The Dog was just so over up until a certain point. If it weren’t for those demons and Hogan’s cock blocking, it was the skies the limit. Second time tonight Heenan distracts his charge’s opponent, but this time it doesn’t work so well. JYD sees Race coming and takes it to him. Harley does manage to toss the Dog to the floor, but Harley misses a headbutt off the apron to the outside mat! Race takes a backwards bump back into the ring, and a backwards bump right back out.

 360

The Dog slams Race back into the ring and applies an Abdominal Stretch! Never seen that before from the JYD! Race hiplocks his way out, but Race drops a headbutt on the Dog’s head, and hurts himself! Dog with an Irish whip and Race takes a backwards bump out of the ring in the corner. Dog down on all fours with headbutts, but Heenan distracts the Dog and Race sneaks up with a nice looking Belly to Belly Suplex for the quick win in 3:20.

Winner: Handsome Harley

Moolah presents Race with the cape and crown, and now the Dog must bow to the King. The fans are against it, but JYD gives Harley a curtsy bow. But that’s not good enough, they was a full bow! The Dog stalls for a second, but keeps his word, cheap win or not, Race gets his bow from the JYD!

Harley turns to gloat and the Dog picks up the chair Race was sitting in and cracks it across the head of the King! The Dog leaves the arena with the King’s cloak around his shoulders in a feel good moment as a fan holds up a sign that reads “Beware of the Dog”!

(Post Match Thoughts: I can’t help but wonder how awesome this would have been in 1982. How big a difference 5 years can make. This was another instance where the match time is shorter than the actual feel. What I mean is that these guys crammed a lot of shit into 3:20. It was obviously no classic, but they made sure the Dog got off all his popular spots (besides the Thump) and Race took several of his fun bumps to the floor. This was basically a match without any of the middle stuff, it went from the hot opening spots straight to the finishing sequence. You can’t fault them for that. Race got a perfectly acceptable match out of JYD, nobody was exposed, things were flowing at a good pace. All was well. And again, we get an awesome post match spot with JYD keeping his word and bowing to the King, before then blasting him with the chair. I’ve always loved the image of Dog leaving with the King’s cape. I’ll give it *1/4. If there’s one thing they’re doing tonight, it’s giving us something to remember from each match, even if they’re short.)

 

– It’s Vince McMahon with HULK HOGAN! Hulk talks about some people thinking this match with Andre would be the Hulkster’s “last ride”. Hogan does his usual ego maniacal spiel about beating a Giant is a piece of cake compared to beating Hulkamania, brother! Hulk is all fired up.

BROTHER

– Mean Gene with the Dream Team, Dino Bravo, and Johnny V. Mean Gene wants to know why Dino Bravo is with the Dream Team, but gets no answer.

The Dream Team

(Rougeaus vs. Dream team Notes going in: The Rougeaus were still fairly new in the company and their milquetoast baby face routine hadn’t gone stale yet. The Dream Team is on their last legs, they’ve been a solid team but it’s been almost 2 years and they’ve already done the Tag Team Title thing. I see this being an OK match. Dino Bravo gets a pay day as well. I like seeing Dino Bravo outside the ring, because that means he’s not INSIDE the ring.)

The Rougeau Brothers (Jacques & Raymond) vs. The Dream Team (Brutus Beefcake & Greg Valentine with Johnny V & Dino Bravo)

Bravo has newly dyed his hair blond here, and I still don’t understand the reason Dino was inserted at ringside for this match, ignoring the obvious upcoming angle. The Rougeaus get things going on Beefcake, nailing a double dropkick before the Hammer tags in. Jacques & Raymond remain in control on Greg until Jacques misses a reverse body press from the second rope. As the Dream Team work over Jacques, Bobby Heenan walks into the broadcast booth with Jesse & Gorilla. Bobby says he’s 2 for 2 tonight and when Andre wins the title it’ll be 3 for 3. Gorilla points out that Hercules didn’t win his match, and that Bundy lost. Bobby says Haynes didn’t win so that counts as a win for Hercules in his book, and also Bobby says he had nothing to do with Bundy’s match because he doesn’t like midgets, so it doesn’t count. Greg Valentine with the FIGURE FOUR on Jacques back in the match. Jacques gets the ropes for a break, the Hammer tries a piledriver but Jacques counters with a backdrop. Valentine counters that into a sunset flip, but Jacques makes the tag to brother Ray. Raymond goes off on the Hammer and locks in his Sleeper finisher. Beefcake jumps off the second rope for the save, but Raymond moves and Beefer nails Valentine! This enables the Rougeaus to hit Greg with Le Bombe de Rougeau! Raymond jackknifes Valentine for the pin while Jacques fights off Beefcake. The referee is with the illegal men, while Dino Bravo sneaks in and comes off the second rope onto
Raymond to stop the pin. Dino puts Valentine on top of Raymond and the Dream Team steal the win in 4:02.

Winners: The Dream Team

Following the match, Valentine, Bravo & Johnny V start to leave ringside, leaving Beefcake behind. I get that Beefcake screwed up when he hit his partner, but this constitutes just separating a team? This turn just seemed so awkward, it was like Brutus could have left with them, but he stayed behind simply because he wasn’t invited. It just seemed like something was missing here to drive the point of the turn home. Anyway, the heels get on their little wrestling ring cart and take a ride to the back while Beefcake stands in the ring confused. So after two years of teaming, they split because Beefcake made one mistake, and they STILL WON THE MATCH! It’s not often a team wins a match, then splits right after.

(Post Match Thoughts: In all actuality, the Beefcake turn and the Bravo angle was expected to go down, but I’d have to think it could have been delivered better than this. As for the match, it was a match. Nothing fancy, just as I was expecting, but the Rougeaus worked hard and at a fast pace to keep things entertaining. If for nothing else it was there to work an angle. A confusing angle, but still an angle. I don’t see why Beefcake couldn’t have cost his team the win since they were splitting anyway. I guess Dino Bravo couldn’t job, even when he’s not in the actual match. It gets over the upcoming “New” Dream Team, and sets up Beefcake’s abrupt face turn in about 15 minutes, which also made no sense to me. The Rougeaus would go on to prove to be far more entertaining as heels, but that’s for a different day. This match was just there, but look at the pattern, another memorable finishing angle, well it was supposed to be memorable anyway. The New Dream Team wasn’t all that great. Valentine was deteriorating as a performer to a degree, and he simply couldn’t carry the crap that was Dino Bravo. This match gets a *1/4)

– Highlights of the Roddy Piper vs. Adrian Adonis feud play, with Adonis attacking Piper on his Pit, and Piper destroying the Flower Shop. Piper’s new Pit set would also feature an interview with Hart where Jimmy slaps Roddy around, Piper lifts Jimmy into the air, but Adonis attacks from behind and ends up putting Piper out with the sleeper. A match between the two leads to Adonis spraying his perfume into the eyes of Roddy. I had forgotten how many segments they did to build this match up, and they didn’t even show them all here. Really good work to give this feud a strong background.

– Roddy Piper in a quickie standalone interview. No retreat, no surrender!

– Mean Gene with Adrian Adonis & Jimmy Hart. Adonis has hedge clippers with him as he hints at using them to cut Roddy’s hair. The perfume atomizer, the full body mirrors, the hedge clippers, how many things were stolen from Adonis and recycled?

(Notes going in: I don’t know that any match was built up stronger than this one. I’m not taking away from Savage vs. Steamboat, or saying that this match was bigger than Hogan/Andre, but the months of building to this match, and the weeks of angles… It was just pure heat intensified. From Piper’s return in 1986 to the dueling Talks show segment, Bob Orton defecting from Roddy and joining Adonis with a PINK cowboy hat. The attacks, the beatdowns, Jimmy Hart’s interaction also played into this. Adonis was becoming a more serious and violent character, Piper was as crazy as ever. Then you add a hair stipulation to the match, and Piper claims this to be his final match. You’ve got yourself a big draw here. Did Hogan vs. Andre sell the card? Sure. Did Savage & Steamboat have the best match? Absolutely. But this one comes in a close third based on “importance”.)

Adonis

Hair vs. Hair Match – Roddy Piper’s “Farewell Match”
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. “Adorable” Adrian Adonis (with Jimmy Hart)

Adonis enters the ring with the full length mirror and hedge clippers. Piper looks ready. Match starts off hot with piper whipping Adonis with the belt from his kilt. Piper goes after Hart and Adonis grabs the belt and starts whipping Piper with it. Crowd is H-O-T. Piper gets back on the offense, and both Adonis & Jimmy Hart take some awesome bumps all over the ring and out. What an excellent sequence of bumps by the heel duo! I can’t put it over enough. Jimmy winds up tripping Piper from the outside and Adonis takes control. Adrian takes Roddy outside and rams him into the time keeper’s table, then Jimmy Hart gets in a cheap shot in. Piper won’t back down, he keeps asking for more punishment. Adonis gets the referee’s attention and Jimmy Hart sprays the atomizer can of perfume (The Model’s gimmick years later) into the face of the Hot Rod. ADONIS APPLIES GOODNIGHT IRENE. The sleeper is on, Piper tries to fight it, but he goes down. The referee raises Piper’s hands twice and it falls, Adonis releases the sleeper, assuming Piper will drop a third time, but Piper keeps his arm up! Adonis prematurely celebrates with Jimmy Hart as the referee tries to tell them the match continues. Meanwhile, Brutus Beefcake, for some ungodly reason, shows up at ringside and revives Roddy Piper! (Yes I know Beefcake had a squabble with Adonis on Superstars)

Roddy gets back to his feet and locks the Sleeper on Adonis for the win after 6:52.

Winner: Rowdy Roddy

– Following the match, Brutus Beefcake grabs the clippers and starts to work on the head of Adonis. Piper has fun tossing Adonis’ hair around to the fans, and he stands on Jimmy Hart while Beefcake continues to do the cutting work. Beefer getting a little revenge for getting a snippet of his hair cut on TV from Adonis (accidentally) during a tag team match. Piper holds up the mirror after Adonis is revived. Adrian sees the mirror and goes berserk. Adonis eventually falls out of the ring and leaves ringside with Jimmy Hart’s jacket on his head. Roddy Piper gives his farewell to the fans. A fan even jumps in the ring! Piper plays it off and shakes his hand before all the agents congratulate him and Piper sails off into the sunset.. forever.. or two years.. whichever comes first.

Haircut

(Post Match Thoughts: The actual “wrestling” content really isn’t here, but damn that entire bumping sequence by Adonis & Hart has to be seen, especially for the time period. This was another case of working a hot opening sequence and going into the finish. Adonis did get some heat for a minute or so, but that part wasn’t all that good so it’s probably for the best it was kept short. What can you say, all that heat going in, some wild bumping and belt shots, Hart cheating, the heel thinking he wins only for the face to come back and score the victory. It was a good story, and the after-match stuff was really over. Adonis sold it like a million bucks. I really don’t get what Beefcake had against Hart & Adonis to the point he had this much hatred, nor why he turned face just because Valentine left him, but I guess why ask why. It was a fun match with a warming sendoff for one of the true legends. **1/2 for the bumping sequence and the finish, the stuff in the middle was questionable at best.)

– We take a short intermission and return with the Fink introducing Jesse Ventura to the fans. Ventura gets his 10 seconds in the ring before our next match. That wasn’t really needed, but I could see him wanting to be down there.

– Pre-taped interview with Jimmy Hart, the WWF Tag Champions Hart Foundation, and the newest member of Hart’s clan “Dangerous” Danny Davis! Tonight, Davis makes his ring debut, if you don’t count all those Mr. X matches from the last 2 or 3 years.

(6-Man Notes going in: Tito, Bulldogs, Hart Foundation? All in one match? Well hell, this can easily rank in the top 2 matches on the show in regards to a wrestling capacity. The story here is that Danny Davis, once a trusting WWF official had recently been making questionable, if not downright blatant, bad decisions as a referee. Davis had been costing baby faces their matches left and right, including The Harts beating the Bulldogs for the WWF Tag Titles. Gorilla even goes as far back as prior to WrestleMania 2 when Davis was the referee when Savage beat Tito for the IC belt. Obviously Davis wasn’t turning heel yet over a year ago, but it was a good way to incorporate Tito into the angle here. Anyway, WWF President Jack Tunney had fired Davis as a WWF referee, and so Jimmy Hart picked him up as the new “wrestling referee”. This angle was hot as hell when it first went down. People sometimes forget just how over the angle was and how much heat Davis had at this time. Looking back, people remember Davis as mainly doing jobs, but you better believe this shit was over at the time.)

Six-Man Tag Team Grudge Match
Tito Santana & The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid)
vs.
The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) & “Dangerous” Danny Davis (w/Jimmy Hart)

Your referee for this one is the yelling referee, former wrestler himself, Jack Krueger. With Ventura down at ringside, we’ve got Mary Hart & Bob Uecker on commentary with Gorilla for the match. Jimmy Hart, after just taking an ass kicking with Adonis, he comes right back out for more action. What a trooper! The match gets going before the bell, with Matilda chasing the heels out of the ring, and the Bulldogs cleaning house on their foes, and then pressing Danny Davis out of the ring onto the Harts! Jesse Ventura leaves ringside on the ring-mobile and has Matilda with him. That was interesting. Back to the match  Tito & Bret get things going with a little wrestling, but before too long everyone has been in, besides Danny. The faces have control until Tito is backed into the heel corner and is triple teamed. Mary Hart wants everyone to know she is not related to any of the Hart’s in the match. Santana escapes the Anvil and tags to Smith. Davey Boy with a nice backdrop on the Anvil, then Bret distracts Davey and the Harts take over for a brief second. Bret misses a second rope elbow on Davey,. and Dynamite tags in. Bret takes the chest bump into the corner and Dynamite drops a headbutt. Neidhart runs a distraction and the Harts are back in control, this time on Kid. Kid fights back for a snap suplex on Bret, but Anvil breaks it up and the Harts work over the back of Dynamite, even landing the Demolition’s “Decapitation” maneuver. Now Danny Davis tags in for the first time, takes a couple of cheap shots and tags back out, and the crowd is HOT at Davis. Davis tags in again, takes another couple shots, and tags back out. The fans are eating it up, booing the hell out of him. Davis tags in a third time and tries a splash, but lands on the knees of Dynamite. HOT TAG TO TITO. Santana goes after Davis, and knocks the Harts off the apron. FLYING FOREARM ON DAVIS, but Tito doesn’t cover. Santana goes for the Figure Four, but Anvil with a clothesline from behind. Tito makes it to Smith, and now Davey works over Davis. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on Danny and a vertical suplex! Davis is in another world.

Tombstone

Smith with the RUNNING POWERSLAM on Danny! Anvil stops the count, and Santana nails Neidhart with a Flying Forearm. We’ve got all 6 men in the ring. And during the confusion, Jimmy Hart tosses Davis the megaphone. Danny smashes the megaphone upside the head of Davey Boy and somehow manages to get the pin at 8:53 to the crowd’s dismay.

Winners: The Harts & Davis

(Post Match Thoughts: It was unfortunate to see Dynamite in there at less than 100%. I can’t imagine how bad off he was here and still managed to work the show, though we obviously didn’t get to see the Dynamite we were used to seeing. The heels went easy on old Dynamite, and Tito & Davey Boy really shined in the offense. Good stuff with Davis getting in his cheap shots throughout the match and stealing the win. Tito looked especially good during a period where it appeared he may have been slipping. Santana & Smith both got their revenge on Davis, beating the crap out of him, before he stole the win. The Harts were on as well. All around solid match, Dynamite gets a break here given the fact that he had no business even in the ring. Pretty much what a match should be. ***)

 

– Mean Gene interviews Andre the Giant and Bobby the Brain. The time is drawing near! Heenan does the talking while Andre stands there like a creepy statue. Hey, it worked. Heenan says Hogan had 3 good years as champion, but tonight Andre takes the title. Would you expect him to say anything else?

 

(Koko vs. The Natural Notes going in:  Both guys had success prior to their WWF runs, especially a fan of Butch Reed. A bit of a size difference, but Koko always worked extra hard to get past that. This is one of those matches with no back story to it, so let’s get to the action.)

WWE Hall of Famer, Koko B Ware

Koko B. Ware vs. “The Natural” Butch Reed (with Slick)

A shot of the announcers before the match allows Jesse Ventura to pimp the WrestleMania III tee he’s now wearing. Reed claims a hair pull right out of the gate, which is funny considering. Koko glides over a slam attempt, tries a roll up but Reed grabs the ropes, Ware dropkicks Reed to the floor. Back inside the ring, Koko telegraphs a backdrop and Reed lands the boom while Frankie tries to eat the ringside camera. Reed with a small flurry of offense before Ware reverses a whip into the corner and takes over with a hiptoss and dropkicks. Ware off the ropes for a body block, but Reed uses the momentum to roll on top and hooks the tights for the fast win in 3:37.

Winner: Butch Reed

Koko goes after Reed after the match, but Slick cracks Ware across the back with his cane. Before Slick & Reed can get an advantage on Ware, Tito Santana makes his way down, rips the suit off the Slickster, and Koko & Tito team up to double dropkick Reed from the ring.

(Post Match Thoughts: This wasn’t much of anything, with the time given it was all it could be. The opening went about a minute, the heat maybe a minute, the comeback a minute, and it was over. The match was really a DUD, not really the fault of the guys involved, but a Dud is a Dud. I’ll still give it a 1/4* because it was okay, and the after match stuff gave it a little more meaning.)

(IC Title Notes going in: Back near the end of last year, these two would compete in a match on WWF television which would end with Savage crushed the throat of Steamboat across the steel railing, and then again with the ring bell. The Dragon would be stretchered out of the arena where we would learn that he suffered a crushed larynx, and may never be able to speak again. Vignettes would air of Steamboat’s doctor advising against Ricky wrestling again, his wife Bonnie’s comments on the situation, and also clips of Ricky going through therapy in order to talk again. Steamboat would return to the ring on WWF TV in late January and continue his feud with the Macho Man. But the Dragon wasn’t the only one with issues in regards to Randy Savage, because George Steele had his own issues with Macho going back for over a year. Most recently an episode of Saturday Night’s Main Event pitted Savage against the Animal, which led to issues with Ricky Steamboat both following that contest and later in the night during a Steamboat vs. Iron Sheik bout. This match is legendary so my expectations are already skewed. I already know this will be a damn fine match before I watch it again,)

– Pretaped interview with Randy Savage, all by himself. Intensity, intensity, intensity. Oooh Yeah!

– Mean Gene with Ricky Steamboat, and the Dragon is all FIRED up. There’s a pun there, somewhere.

WWF Intercontinental Championship Match
Randy “Macho Man” Savage (c) (with Elizabeth) vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (with George “The Animal” Steele)

The match starts off with the intensity you’d expect, quick maneuvering around the ring, Steamboat with some deep armdrags and picks Savage up in the air by his throat before Macho powders.

Ricky chases Randy around ringside and Macho takes over when Steamboat slides back into the ring. Savage misses a corner charge and Steamboat takes over on the arm of the Macho Man. Savage takes back over after managing to backdrop Steamboat out to the floor. Macho relentlessly goes after the throat and back of Steamboat. Macho Kneedrop into the sternum gets 2, and Steamboat retaliates chopping Savage and locking him in the ropes. Nice reversal spots by both men and Steamboat gets a body block, and more deep armdrags, but goes to the well once too many and Savage nails him with a high knee in the back.

Savage tries to toss Ricky to the floor, but Steamboat Skins the Cat back in, only to be met by a Savage clothesline that knocks Ricky to the floor! Macho then tosses Steamboat over a ringside table and into the crowd. Steele aids Ricky back to ringside. Savage with a double axe handle off the top to the Dragon on the floor. Inside the ring, Savage with another flying double axe handle, and a running elbow for 2. Savage does the leverage spot where he runs and jumps over the top rope and drops Ricky’s throat across the top rope. Savage with a textbook suplex for another 2. Steamboat fights right back with martial arts chops, but Savage goes to the eyes and hits a gutwrench suplex for 2. Macho tries an atomic drop but Steamboat slides over the back. The two men trade shots, Savage charges, but Steamboat backdrops him out of the ring!

Savage is thrown back inside and Steamboat comes off with a flying karate chop from the top. Savage gets his foot on the rope just before the 3 count and the fans really start to erupt. Steamboat starts going to work on Savage and Macho gets knocks to the floor once again. Savage tries to beat Ricky back in the ring but Steamboat hits a slingshot Sunset flip for 2. The Dragon with several more pinning positions for near falls, over and over, only gets him 2. Steamboat slingshots Savage into the corner post and rolls him up for 2! Ricky with a roll up for 2, Savage reverses for 2. Macho grabs Steamboat by the trunks and pulls him into the corner post. Randy & Ricky with reversals on whips and Savage ends up tossing Steamboat into referee Dave Hebner. Savage hits the FLYING ELBOW DROP but there’s no referee to make the count! Macho is being robbed!

Savage tosses down the time keeper and grabs the ring bell. He’s going to finish Steamboat off. Macho tries to climb the ropes with the bell, but George Steele snatches it away! Savage stomps the head of Steele and takes the ring bell back! Savage climbs to the top with the ring bell! But the Animal SHOVES Macho Man off the top rope! Savage takes a bad fall, the ring bell goes flying! Savage staggers to his feet and tries to slam Steamboat, but Ricky counters with a surprise small package and he gets the 1-2-3! Yes Ricky Steamboat wins the IC Championship after 14:35!

Steamboat

Winner: The Dragon

Steamboat leaves the ring in celebration, while Macho Man sulks with Elizabeth.

(Post Match Thoughts: There’s not much I need to sell you on here, almost everyone has seen this match, and if you haven’t you really need to. The intensity, the great natural ability, and yes even the pre-planning paid off in this one. Just a really great back and forth match, the tide was always turning, lots of near falls, it just kept you on your toes knowing that either man could win at any minute. Big win for the Dragon, who would blow it all away by asking for time off soon after. This was one of those matches that had everything you need for a perfect match. ****1/2.)

 

– Mean Gene stands by with Jake Roberts & Alice Cooper as Gene reminds the Snake what happened on the Snake Pit. Jake blames Jimmy Hart for planting the seeds because Honky doesn’t have the balls to come up with that attack on his own. Alice Cooper says he has Jake’s back and says Detroit is the hometown of Heavy Metal.

– Mean Gene now with Honky Tonk & Jimmy Hart. Honky talks about his current hit song “That’s All Right Honky Tonk Momma” (his original entrance theme). People want to hear Honky sing, not Alice Cooper!

(Jake vs. Honky Notes going in: Honky had just recently turned heel after a short run as a baby face which failed miserably. Jake was already receiving lots of cheers from the fans, even as a heel. This feud was the WWF’s way to turn the Snake into a full time babyface, when Honky appeared on an episode of the “Snake Pit” and blasted a guitar of the head of Jake. Supposedly, the ungimmicked guitar shot would lead to many neck issues with Jake over the next few years. Having one of the most hated characters in the WWF, Honky, crush Roberts with the guitar immediately turned Jake face and the feud was on. In a play on Jake’s dark character and to match up against the Elvis Presley wanna-be, Jake would find rocker Alice Cooper to act as his manager for one night only to counteract Jimmy Hart on the floor. This won’t be a wrestling classic, but should have plenty of fan response and psychology/heat.)

Alice Cooper

Jake “The Snake” Roberts (Alice Cooper) vs. The Honky Tonk Man (with Jimmy Hart)

Was a little surprised since Jake came to the ring with Alice Cooper, that they couldn’t give the Snake some Cooper music for the night. Jake doesn’t even let Honky gets his gear off, yanking Honky into the ring and working him over with jabs and rips the suit off of Honky before the bell even sounds. Outside the ring, the Snake finishes pulling the Elvis suit off Honky and slams him on the floor. Back in the ring, Jake runs right into a knee from Honky in the corner. HTM works on Jake but misses a big roundhouse and Roberts comes back with a short clothesline and tries for the DDT early, but Honky slides to the floor.

Jake chases Honky out, but HTM reverses a whip and throws the Snake into the ring post, and the steel railing. Alice Cooper attempts to help Roberts back into the ring but Honky again knocks Snake into the railing. Fans are chanting for Jake while Honky comes off that second rope with his cousin’s flying fist drop. Honky works Roberts over and calls for the Shake, Rattle & Roll Neckbreaker but Jake counters with a backdrop! Honky keeps control, mounts Roberts in the corner with punches but Snake counters with an inverted atomic drop.

Jake comes back with a series of punches and Honky begs off. Jake with a backdrop and he fans are calling for the DDT. Honky ends up sitting on the middle rope and they play the rocking chair gimmick where Jake punches Honky and Honky keeps sitting back up for another one. Roberts now hooks Honky for the DDT! It’s time! Jimmy Hart grabs Jake by the ankle, distracting the Snake, and Honky rolls Jake up from behind with a hand full of tights for the win in 7:04.

Winner: Honky Tonk

Immediately after the match Jake grabs the guitar on the floor and literally swings for the fences on Honky’s head. Thankfully Honky ducks and Jake just destroys the guitar against the ring post. Jake then hooks Jimmy Hart in a full nelson while Alice Cooper toys with Hart by shoving Damien in his face. Jake finally throws Damien on Jimmy, before Hart & Honky finally flee.

(Post Match Thoughts: On one end, it was a Jake match, but then on the other end it was a HTM match, so you get and you give. It was a good little match, yet another match that is best remembered for the post match activities. *1/2)

 

– Mean Gene Okerlund climbs into the ring to announce that they have set a brand new indoor attendance record of 93,173.

 

(Bees vs. Volkoff/Sheik Notes going in: Another one of those matches with no real backstory, just a way to squeeze everyone on the PPV. Of course there’s always the USA vs. Evil Foreigners angle to play up. This is the spot on the card where you’d find a Divas match nowadays. Don’t expect much, but if they keep it short it should be fine.)

 

The Killer Bees vs. Nikolai Volkoff & The Iron Sheik (with Slick)

Slick returns in his ripped up suit. Before the match can begin, Nikolai Volkoff tries to sing the Russian National Anthem, when Mr. USA himself, WWF newcomer “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan” comes rushing to ringside and runs the heels out of the ring with his 2×4. Duggan gets on the mic and says that Volkoff can’t sing his Russian Anthem here, because this is America, by gawd. And Hacksaw is already more over than the Bees.

Hacksaw

The foreigners jump the Bees to start things while Duggan paces at ringside. The Bees reverse rolls with the heels, the heels try a dosey-doe but the Bees still end up with the advantage and take over on the Sheik in the ring. Quick tags and double teams by the Bees on the Sheik. Brian whips Sheik into the ropes, drops down, SHEIK RUNS RIGHT INTO BRUNZELL’S DROPKICK! That’ll do it baby! But big old Nikolai breaks up the count and we get all four men in there. The distraction allows the heels to take over on Brunzell and work him over in the heel corner. The ring is still half filled with garbage from the fans during the opening Russian Anthem spot. Brunzell tries fighting back with a flying attack but Volkoff catches him with a bearhug. Jumping Jim escapes the bear hug but Sheik steps in with a gutwrench for 2, and another suplex for 2. Brunzell comes back with a high knee on the Sheik, Brunzell makes a tag but the referee misses it due to a Volkoff distraction. The ref forces Brian Blair back to the corner, and the heels double team Brunzell to the floor where Slick gets in a cheap shot. Duggan begins to chase Volkoff & the Sheik around ringside, while Sheik puts the prone Brunzell in the Camel Clutch!  Duggan chases Volkoff through the ring, stops at the sight of the Camel Clutch, looks at the Sheik, looks at the fans, and just whacks the Sheik with the 2×4 across the back causing a DQ in 5:42.

Winners: The Sheik & Volkoff via DQ

Following the match, Duggan gets on the mic and has the fans chant USA at the heels as they run off in the night.

(Post Match Thoughts: This wasn’t really a bad match, seemed like more of a way to get Duggan over than anything. Duggan costs the Bees the match, but it was a good finish to counteract the nonstop cheating from the heel corner. *1/2)

 

– Mean Gene Interviews Andre the Giant & Bobby Heenan again. This time Andre speaks. He says it won’t take him long before he walks back the WWF Champion. Heenan says they’re ready and Hogan better be ready!

– A pre-match video airs on the history of Hogan & Andre’s friendship and demise.

– Hulk Hogan Interview with Mean Gene. It’s the final moments before the epic battle and Hulk Hogan knows he’s ready for the test!

– Guest Ring Announce Bob Ueker, and the Guest Time Keeper Mary Hart are announced for the main event. Mary decides to inspect the turnbuckles, pulling double duty I suppose. And it’s time!

(Main Event Notes going in: If you don’t know this story by now, shame on you. I couldn’t do this story as much justice as it deserves, I strongly recommend you checking out “WrestleMania Rewind” on the WWE Network for the rundown of this angle. Andre was there to congratulate Hogan when he won the WWF Title from the Iron Sheik, their friendship was documented in many tag team matches and rescues over the next several years. Andre returned to the WWF  in early 1987 after filming the “Princess Bride” and dealing with some back issues, reportedly being “suspended” at the time. At that time Hogan was presented a large trophy for his time as WWF Champion, while Andre was honored with a much smaller trophy for 15 years of being undefeated. The seeds are planted as Andre stares at Hogan’s trophy and leaves the set of the Piper’s Pit prematurely. Things would continue as Andre would comment “3 years is a long time to be champion”. Andre would return to the Pit a few weeks later with Bobby Heenan acting as his new manager. Andre would challenge the Hulk for the WWF Title at WrestleMania. Hogan didn’t want to believe his friend had turned against him, so Heenan tells Hulk to “believe this” as Andre rips the shirt and the cross off the chest of the Hulkster. Roddy Piper asks Hogan, will he or won’t he wrestle Andre for the Title at Mania 3??? Hogan’s response? YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!! Let us not forget the Battle Royal from SNME where Andre disposed of Hulk like a sack of trash, always a great visual. And with just WEEKS to work with, the WWF manages to sell out the gigantic Silverdome with this one epic encounter! And that my friends is why this match has such a huge aura surrounding it. Will the wrestling be great? Not likely, especially considering Andre could barely move. But the electricity behind this match is really all that it needs to prevent itself from being a complete stinker, right?)

WWF World Heavyweight Championship Match
Hulk Hogan (c) vs. Andre the Giant (with Bobby Heenan)

It’s time for the showdown of all showdowns. A true match of epic proportions. It’s the Hulk and the Giant for the first time in the era of Hulkamania, and for the first time ever their roles have switched when in the ring with each other. Now it’s Hogan the glowing hero vs. the evil Giant, who wants a last run at the top before heading off into the sunset. Referee Joey Marella signals for the bell and we’re all set to go! We get the epic stare down, that when you watch it to this day still feels larger than life. These two guys really were larger than life and the feeling of importance just exudes from them as they meet center ring. Hulk trembles with rage as the Giant gives him a shove. Hogan shoves Andre back. Andre tries a big right, but Hogan blocks and lands 3 big rights of his own and Hulk goes to SLAM the Giant in the early moments, but the weight forces Hulk’s back to give out and Andre lands on top for the cover! 1-2-3! That should have been it according to many sources. Hulk doesn’t make a typical kick out, instead he slides out and gets the shoulder up on the opposite side of the referee. So this played in well for the next year as Heenan continued to refer to Andre as the uncrowned champion based on this pinfall attempt. Andre signals it was a 3 count, Heenan yelling the same thing. It was definitely a near fall, Hogan just escapes an epic letdown only a minute into the match!

Wisely, Andre goes to the back of the Hulkster, and slams him like a sack of potatoes. You can see the back brace being worn by the Giant under his singlet just to keep him mobile enough to work the match. It shows you how much he went through just to be able to perform this match. Andre calls for the Hulk to get up before slamming him again and walking across his back! Good heel shit. Hogan sells it like he’s been rolled over on by a tank. Andre works Hogan over, whipping him from corner to corner, landing shoulder butts, butt bumps in the corner, and headbutts. Hogan finally dodges a headbutt in the corner and Andre hits the buckle. Hogan comes back, drilling the Giant with big right hands, a running elbow and some big sweat smacking chops across the chest of Andre taking him into the corner. Hogan drives Andre’s head into the top turnbuckle 10 times, but runs right into an Andre boot when he tries a clothesline on the Giant.

Andre goes to the Bearhug to wear the champion down. Hulk begins to fade, he goes weak in the knees and referee Marella checks the arm, it falls. A second time, and it falls again. Marella tries a third and final time, and assumes it’s over he starts to walk towards the time keeper but realizes that HOGAN KEEPS THE ARM UP! Hulk comes shaking back, breaking the beahug after over a dozen right hands to the Giant. Hogan tries to take Andre off his feet with a pair of shoulder rushes, but a third attempt sees Hogan run right into a big CHOP from the Giant! Andre sends Hogan into the ropes and hits a Big Boot… to the stomach, of Hogan. Hulk takes a bump to the floor, and Andre follows him right out. Andre backs Hogan up to the post and tries for a headbuut, but Hulk moves and Andre headbutts the ring post!

Hogan removes the safety padding from ringside and attempts to PILEDRIVE the Giant on the floor, but Andre counters with a slow motion backdrop and Hogan takes the lamest bump he could possibly take for the backdrop. It was just sad, especially considering the magnitude of this match and the money he was being paid. Take a fucking bump Hogan! At least Andre has an excuse. The Giant rolls Hogan back in the ring, and goes for another big boot, but Hogan dodges it and comes rushing back with a big clothesline and BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Andre falls into the ropes with Heenan yelling in his ear, pleading with the challenger to get up. But Hogan starts to HULK UP!

Hogan can feel it now! The Power of Hulkamania enables Hogan to SLAM THE GIANT! And the BIG LEGDROP! 1-2-3! Hulk Hogan does the impossible, he defeats the “undefeated” Giant! Hulk Hogan is the winner after 12:28.

Winner: Hulk Hogan

Body Slam

(Post Match Thoughts: It wasn’t the prettiest thing, but nobody expected it to be. For all those who follow in suit to Dave Meltzer’s original review and rip the match without taking into consideration the situation, then just keep playing the sheep of the world. Even Dave by now, has had years to ponder his original comments and he knows the magnitude of this match. It wasn’t great, it wasn’t even good, but it set out and did what it was supposed to and for the internet nerds who were trained to turn their nose to anything that doesn’t resemble a 4+ star match, keep in mind that this match somehow managed to entertain a good 93,000 fans in the arena, not counting the many more around the world. Everyone was talking about this match going in, and it became a major piece of wrestling history afterwards. It was in the news, it was in the schools, it was in the work offices, and everyone was talking about the epic match where Hulk Hogan slammed and pinned the Giant. Nobody asked “did you see the lack of work rate involved?”. So they did their job in this tax man’s opinion. The match itself really wasn’t more than a 1/4*, everything they brought to the table with the history and the aura about this thing jacks it up to ** for me. There really isn’t much to it, Andre couldn’t do a lot, but that Slam and the pin at the end was really the payoff.)

The show concludes with Hogan posing for what seems like 10 minutes, while Jesse & Gorilla send us home from high atop the Silverdome. The show plays out to Aretha Franklin’s hit “Who’s Zoomin Who” while featuring picture stills of the action from tonight’s event.

THE FINAL AUDIT: It’s WrestleMania III, by 2014 the name should sell itself. I’m not going to sit here and try and sell this show to you. Even the youngest of fans have at least an inkling of the importance of this show, I was just lucky enough to live through this boom period. Some people just focus on work rate, but WrestleMania has so many more standards than just match participation. The fans were into things all night long, the announcers were spot on, even the celebrity guests “got it”. Bob Uecker is likely one of, if not the best celebrity guest they were ever able to acquire from a “getting it” point of view. Bob never missed a beat on commentary, took the time to get to know the people involved, unlike most of those who would follow. Bob was just a true professional and really fit in. Mary Hart tried, and she did very well compared to pretty much any other female that came through the WrestleMania stages as a celebrity. Hart also “got it”, and she also tried to fit in. It was a case of two people who were genuinely happy to just be there as a part of the spectacle. Moving on to the production. Dear God, the production. The cameras, the lighting, the look, all the interviews and switching of camera angles, it was a whole new ball game at this show, and the WWF knocked it out of the park without a hitch! Then they manage to squeeze just about every major star you could think of into the show. Twelve matches doesn’t leave room for a lot of long matches within a 3 hour period, but everyone did well with what they had to work with. One thing that could be said with the booking, if the fans were getting short changed in match time, they were getting memorable finishes, post match shenanigans, and other angles in between. If WrestleMania III did one thing, it left a memory of each match imprinted in your mind. The main matches gave the fans all the feel good moments (Piper, Steamboat, Hogan), while the heels went over where need be (Race, Harts, Honky). Another case of everyone coming to work, even if they weren’t all handed lengthy matches, they made sure to get themselves over, and it kept the energy of the night flowing.

Having gotten burned out on WrestleMania III by the 1990’s, I really haven’t sat through the entire show in quite some time. I’m actually glad I did. I had seen the show so much over the first decade that I thought maybe it was overhyped, but that’s simply not the case. It truly belongs among the best, because while there aren’t several five star matches, there are plenty of fun little memorable moments that will forever be embedded into my mind, and how many WrestleManias can you say that for? Then you got some great angles, the Savage/Steamboat classic, and the Hogan/Andre showdown . WrestleMania III gets a strong 8 out of 10 rating from me, that’s a good B / B+ rating. As far as recommendations go? I mean, come on, it’s WrestleMania III, of course you should check this show out, it has something for everyone. There’s no way you can watch this show and not find something you like on it. In case you weren’t sure by now, this Audit has been approved. Congratulations to WrestleMania III, the very first WrestleMania to be Audited, you have passed the IRS Audit and Review!

Approved

As I prepare for my next WrestleMania Audit, which will take place at the Skydome in Toronto, hint, hint. I want everyone to start dropping me a line with their personal requests. Til’ next time, this has been the REAL I.R.S., Ian R. Singletary, catchya later, tax cheats!

Hardcore History Episode 9: June 1st, 1993 ECW Review

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ECW Hardcore History: Episode 9 – June 1st, 1993

Introduction:
Hello and welcome back to CrazyMax’s ECW Hardcore History. Last week we saw the ECW Tag Team Titles change hands when the Suicide Blondes used some under handed tactics to steal the belts from Larry Winters and Tony Stetson. We saw the new tag team of JT Smith and Tommy Cairo as they took on a couple of jobbers. We saw the Super Destroyers destroy Sal Bellomo who was acting like Super Destroyer #3. We also the feud between Paul E. Dangerously and Tod Gordon reach new levels when Dangerously and Muraco tricked Gordon into signing a ECW Heavyweight Title Match between The Sandman and Don Muraco. All in all it was a pretty eventful show, therefore lets not waste any more time and lets get this show kicked off.

Show Opening:

The show opens with Jay Sulli and Stevie Wonderful, nothing new here. They announce that we will be seeing the tag match from last weeks show. We also have Sal Bellomo in action or is it Super Destroyer #3? We also have Hot Stuff International in action. We also have the ECW Heavyweight Title Match between the Sandman and Don Muraco. Paul E. Dangerously then comes out and interrupts Stevie Wonderful. Wonderful turns around and gives Dangerously a huge bear hug. Dangerously tells Wonderful that he did such a great job scouting for the Dangerous Alliance last time that he wants him to do it again. Wonderful is heading back to do the directorial job. Dangerously then joins Jay Sulli ringside and he is going to be the guest commentator.

They show the ECW Tag Team Title match from last weeks show.

Match 1: Salvatore Bellomo vs. Super Destroyer #1

The match starts with a collar and elbow tie up. They roll around on the ropes until Super Destroyer #1 backs Bellomo into the turnbuckle. Bellomo pushes him off as they do the most annoying shit ever and go to Hunter Q ringside. Bellomo snap mares Destroyer #1 and lays in multiple right hands to the Destroyer. The Destroyer gets control of the match and gets Bellomo in the corner. Destroyer #1 works over the leg of Bellomo. Bellomo gets out of the corner and clubs Destroyer #1 with a couple of forearms to the chest.

Bellomo snap mares Super Destroyer #1 over and drops a knee to the face. Bellomo punches the Destroyer in the back numerous times as Super Destroyer walks around the ring. Super D #1 lays in a big right hand to get advantage of the match. Destroyer then pokes Bellomo in the eye. Destroyer then whips Bellomo into the rope and hits him with a back elbow. Destroyer then rakes the eyes of Bellomo with the boot laces. Super Destroyer then gets Bellomo in a reverse chin lock. Destroyer then stomps on the hand of Bellomo.

Bellomo gets up and punches Destroyer twice in the face. Bellomo then rakes the face of Super Destroyer and lays in some right hands to the Destroyer. Bellomo then gets the Super Destroyer on his knees and he tries to remove the mask of the Destroyer. Bellomo then clubs the Destroyer in the back again. Bellomo goes for the mask again but can’t get it. Bellomo hits the Destroyer with a body slam and then a drop kick. Bellomo then snap mares the Destroyer and goes for the big splash and nails it. Bellomo gets a 2 count when the Destroyer kicks out.

Super Destroyer #2 then makes his way to the ring and they both attack Bellomo. They are laying in some shitty looking chops to the head and work him over until Tommy Cairo comes in and makes the save for Bellomo. He clubs the hell out of the backs of the Destroyers. One Destroyer starts choking out Bellomo while the other works over Cairo. Bellomo and Cairo get control of the action and they send the Super Destroyers packing. Cairo walks up behind Bellomo and he turns around and decks Cairo. Cairo gets up holding his jaw as Bellomo walks off. Your winner by disqualification…Salvatore Bellomo!

Recap:
This match was trash. The Super Destroyers were super stiffs and Bellomo only knew how to do 3-4 things during his time here in ECW. He did the snap mare, the knee drop, the body slam, the drop kick, and the splash. Thats about all he did and he did them repeatedly in each of his matches so far. We can’t get this dude out of the company quick enough. Looks like Cairo is going to be thrown into the feud with the Super Destroyers since he has his issues with Hunter Q Robbins. It’s interesting that they really have no idea what they want to do with Cairo. Last week he was with JT smith and this week he is helping out Bellomo. It’s as if he is the only face on the roster than can help these dudes out because they have no idea what to do with him. Outside of that there is nothing that is worth while to see during this match.

Match 2: Jimmy Snuka/Eddie Gilbert vs. Tommy Cairo/Glen Osbourne

The match starts with Gilbert and Osbourne in the ring. Gilbert quickly rakes the eyes and throws him out of the ring. Gilbert drags Osbourne into the chairs and he picks one up and nails Osbourne twice to the back. Gilbert then drags Osbourne back to the ring and he slams his face into the stairs and then into the time keepers table. Gilbert takes the bell hammer and smashes it into the head of Osbourne. Gilbert then grabs a chair and starts to choke Osbourne out with it. Gilbert throws Osbourne back into the ring. Gilbert steals a can of soda from the announce table and dumps it on the head of Osbourne.

Gilbert puts Osbourne into the corner and whips him but Osbourne reverses and hits Gilbert with a big time back body drop. Osbourne then starts working on the arm and tags in Cairo. Cairo comes in and boots Gilbert in the gut then whips him into the ropes and hits Gilbert with another back body drop. Gilbert quickly rolls out of the ring and gets ‘coached’ by Dangerously and Snuka. Gilbert gets back in the ring and offers to shake the hand of Cairo. Cairo quickly says no. Gilbert and Cairo get in a tie up then Cairo gets Gilbert in an arm ringer twice. Cairo tags in Osbourne and he comes off the top rope with an ax handle to the arm.

Osbourne gets Gilbert with an arm ringer but Gilbert gets Osbourne back to his corner and tags in Snuka. Snuka puts a thumb to the throat of Osbourne and drops him to the mat. Osbourne gets in the corner and Snuka chops him. Snuka then whips Osbourne into the ropes and hits him with a claw to the mid section. Snuka then picks up Osbourne and body slams him. Snuka then grabs Osbourne by the hair and jumps in the air and hits him in the face with his knees. Snuka then chokes Osbourne over the middle rope then with his boot on the mat. Snuka distracts the ref as Gilbert grabs a soda can from the table again and nails Osbourne twice with it in the head.

Snuka tags in Gilbert and he comes in and kicks Osbourne in the gut and snap mares him over. Gilbert goes to the middle rope and goes for an elbow but Osbourne rolls out of the way and gets the tag to Cairo. Cairo comes in and gets Gilbert in another big time back body drop. Cairo whips Gilbert into the ropes again and hits him with a drop kick. Cairo whips Gilbert into the ropes again but Dangerously holds on to Gilbert and and Cairo misses the drop kick. Cairo gets up and charges at Gilbert and he ends up getting nailed with the Hot Shot. Gilbert goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners by way of pinfall….Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert and Superfly Jimmy Snuka!

Recap:
This was a pretty good match here. Gilbert coming in hot with the chair shots and the brawling that ECW would become accustomed to. It slowed down a bit in the middle but the interference of Dangerously kept the match interesting in the middle there. Gilbert was in the ring the most because he can still move unlike Snuka so thats always a plus. Here we go again with Cairo getting thrown into a match to help out another face in a match with two guys who did him wrong. This further proves the point that ECW had no idea what to do with Tommy Cairo at this point. Thats a shame because Cairo was a pretty good wrestler, all things considered and the other guys in ECW, that could have used a solid one on one feud early on here.

Match 3: JT Smith vs. Max Thrasher

The bell rings with Thrasher charging at JT Smith and lays in some right hands. Thrasher then hits JT with a head butt and follows that up with a right hand. Thrasher then hits JT with a jumping head but while he has a hockey mask on. Thrasher then throws JT Smith over his head. After that we get an ECW Special Announcement.

ECW Special Announcement: Discussing Super Summer Sizzler

They show highlights of a battle royal to determine the Pennsylvania State Heavyweight champion. They show Stetson getting eliminated by Larry Winters and Stetson turning heel and attacking Winters. They then show highlights of a match between the Suicide Blondes vs. The Super Destroyers. Bellomo shows up ringside and a brawl ensues outside. They announce that at Super Summer Sizzler that Bellomo and the Super Destroyers will take on 3 members of the Suicide Blondes plus Hunter Q Robbins.

They show a match between Road Warrior Hawk and Jimmy Snuka. Every member of the Dangerous Alliance come out and attack Hawk. Gilbert then throws a fireball in the face of Hawk. Lastly, they show the Dark Patriot going against JT Smith. They show the Dark Patriot throwing JT Smith off the balcony inside the ECW arena. Sulli says we will be seeing all of these matches and more on future episodes of ECW. Can’t wait for that i guess.

Match 3 Continued: JT Smith vs. Max Thrasher
We come back from the Special Announcement with JT Smith on the middle rope laying in the right hands to Max Thrasher in the corner. The ref then gets in the middle of JT and Thrasher to break it up. Thrasher grabs JT by the legs and tries to pin him with his feet on the ropes but the ref catches Thrasher trying to cheat and stops the pin. JT essentially returns the favor and trips up Thrasher and pins him in the corner with his feet on the rope. The ref counts the 3. Your winner by pinfall….JT Smith!

Recap:
This match wasn’t terrible but it’s really hard to tell because they broke it up in to two parts because of the special announcement. There wasn’t a lot of action in the middle of the match but what you did see of the match wasn’t terrible. The ending was pretty good considering the heel got caught cheating the but the good guy didn’t. You don’t really see that very often so it was good and different here. Other than that the only reason to check this match out is to see the Special Announcement in the middle of it.

Match 4: ECW Heavyweight Title Match: The Sandman (C) vs. Don Muraco

The match starts with the Sandman quickly going for a cover trying to catch Muraco off guard. He got a 2 count before Muraco kicked out. They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Sandman gets Muraco in a head lock. Muraco pushes him off into the ropes and the Sandman hits Muraco with a shoulder block that sends him flying. Muraco then calls for a timeout and talks to Dangerously on the outside. Muraco drives the Sandman into the rope and he tries to go for a club but the Sandman blocks it and lays in a bunch of left hands. Sandman then hits Muraco with a clothesline and sends Muraco to the floor. Muraco talks with Dangerously on the outside and regroups.

Muraco gets back in the ring and they get in another tie up. Muraco drives the Sandman into the corner and kicks in the gut. Muraco lays in a couple of right hands and then he whips the Sandman into the opposite corner. Muraco spins around as Sandman comes out of the corner and levels him with a clothesline. Muraco rolls out of the ring again to speak with Dangerously. Muraco gets back in the ring and we get in another collar and elbow tie up. Sandman gets Muraco in a side headlock and grinds the ears a few times. Muraco usher Sandman into the ropes and bends over but Sandman hits him with a monkey flip and gets a 2 count. Sandman then gets Muraco in a backslide but Muraco kicks out right away and he slides out of the ring once again.

We get another tie up and Sandman quickly gets Muraco in an standing arm bar. Dangerously distracts the ref and Muraco nails Sandman with a low blow. Muraco then drops a knee to the chest of the Sandman. He then does it for a second time. Muraco picks up the Sandman and Muraco hits him with a big knee lift. Muraco then climbs to the middle rope and drops a club to the chest of the Sandman. Muraco picks up the Sandman and chops him right in the face. Sandman punches Muraco 3 times in the gut but Muraco rakes the face to keep control of the match. Muraco picks up the Sandman and goes for his tombstone but Sandman reverses it by getting over to the ropes and he ends up on the apron on the outside.

Muraco then decks the Sandman with right hand. Sandman responds with 3 left hands of his own. Sandman then jumps into the ring and clotheslines Muraco. Sandman then goes for a small package and gets a 2 count. Sandman then lays in some left hands to the face of Muraco on the mat. Muraco gets back to his feet and Muraco hits him with some right hands. He comes off the rope and Dangerously hooks his leg and trips up the Sandman. Peaches then charges at Dangerously and jumps on his back. The Rockin’ Rebel then comes out and pulls Peaches off of Dangerously. Sandman is working over Muraco and then he sees the Rebel. Rebel gets in the ring and the Sandman drops him with a DDT. Muraco grabs Sandman by the head and appears to be going for a bulldog but the Sandman pushes him off and he goes crashing into the ref.

Sandman then goes over to Muraco, who is in the corner, and whips him into the other corner where the Rockin’ Rebel is. Sandman then gets Muraco in a sleeper hold. Dangerously gets in the ring and levels the Sandman in the back with the telephone. Muraco lands on top of the Sandman as the referee comes to and he counts the 1-2-3. Your winner and NEW ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….THE MAGNIFICENT DON MURACO!!!!

After the match each member of the Dangerous Alliance/Hot Stuff International congratulate Don Muraco, who is holding up the belt in the middle of the ring.

Post Match Interview: Dangerous Alliance/Hot Stuff International

Gilbert gets on the mic and yells we have a new champion. Dangerously then says that the name of the new champion is the Magnificent Don Muraco. Muraco says he wants to thank everyone for their calls and letters and thanks them for their support. Gilbert then gets on the mic again and says this is the happiest day of his life. Snuka then hits us with the TCB….taken care of business. Dangerously then gets a bottle of water and sprays it all over Jay Sulli as the show goes off the air.

Show Recap:
This was a decent card top to bottom. We had some feuds continue and some end. JT finally got his revenge on Max Thrasher. The tag match between Hot Stuff International vs. Cairo/Osbourne was pretty fun and it was sort of a precursor of what is to become of ECW in the near future. We also got to see Don Muraco take the strap off the Sandman and add a little credibility to the ECW Heavyweight Title. I would say this show is worth checking out if only for the last match and the tag match.

Anyways, thats all we have for this week’s episode. Based off the special announcement it looks like we have some good action heading our way. I hope you stick around as we walk down this road and review the history of ECW right here at CrazyMax.

The Event Center Episode 2: Saturday Night’s Main Event 5-27-89 Review

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The Event Center #2: WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event: May 27th, 1989

Editors Note: This show was originally posted on August 27th, 2017. However, it is the 30th anniversary of the awesome match featuring Hulk Hogan and the Big Boss Man so I figured I would re-up this review for the occasion.

Introduction:
Welcome everyone to the Event Center. I am your host Steve Caudle. This time we are going to go back to right after Wrestlemania 5 and enjoy one of the better Saturday Night’s Main Events. We are going back to May 1989 to enjoy a show featuring Hulk Hogan vs. Big Boss Man in a Steel Cage match. We will also see a classic tag team match between Demolition and the Brain Busters. So sit back and relax as we take a trip back in time to the Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines, IA to enjoy Saturday Night’s Main Event.

Show Opening:

The show opens up with Hulk Hogan cutting an awesome promo behind the big blue steel cage to hype up his match with the Big Boss Man. He uses great analogies regarding the fact that Boss Man is a police officer. He says he is the judge jury and executioner for this match. He says he is going to push his fat head through the bars of the steel cage. He is going to sentence Boss Man to a life time of eternity at the doom of Hulkamania. Whatcha’ gonna do when Judge Hogan passes the final sentence on you?

I always loved how these shows opened up. All of the awesome promos and the sweet back drops of the wrestlers logos or name. It gets you hyped for the show and is a great way to keep people glued to the TV. Everything about Saturday Night’s Main Event was awesome and executed perfectly in my eyes.

Jesse Ventura and Vince McMahon discuss all of the matches that are on the card for the show. Ventura gets his shots in at Hogan saying he is more concerned with Hollywood than he is being the World Champion because his movie is opening up soon. They show highlights of Rick Rude winning the Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania 5. This leads right into the first interview.

Backstage Interview: “Ravishing” Rick Rude & Bobby Heenan

Gene Okerlund accuses Heenan and Rude of breaking every rule in the book. Heenan quickly corrects him and states that they didn’t break the first rule of wrestling and thats just win baby, just win. What a great line and delivery by Rick Rude. Okerlund says that Heenan’s first title win is tarnished. Heenan then says wrong again the belt is shiny and spotless like his chrome dome. Heenan said that Okerlund is dreaming and so is Duggan if he thinks he is going to win the title. Heenan says you know what happens to dreamers….Rude says “They get a Rude Awakening.” Both men laugh and walk off.

Backstage Interview: King “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan

Okerlund introduces the new king in Jim Duggan. Duggan is dedicating the match for all the proud Americans who risked their lives to keep the flag flying free. Duggan calls Rude a pansy and says the belt shouldn’t be around the waste of a “pansy pants.” Okerlund asks about Heenan. Duggan said he is going to keep one eye on Heenan and one eye on Old Glory.

Match 1: Intercontinental Title Match: Rick Rude (C) vs. Jim Duggan

Before the match starts Rude and Heenan discuss some strategy as Duggan gets all of his excess gear off. They start with a collar and elbow tie up and roll around the ropes a bit. Rude goes for a sunset flip early and Duggan blocks it and nails him with a huge right hand. Duggan then clotheslines Rude over the top rope and poses for the crowd. Then he does an ugly looking suplex back into the ring. Duggan nails him with a few clotheslines then goes for a third one and Rude does the Flair spot and just falls on his face.

Early on the crowd is extremely hot for the match and Duggan has him in the palm of his hands. Duggan goes for a few early pins but only gets a 2 count on them. Rude moves out of the way of a move and goes right up to the top and nails him with a right hand off the top rope. Rude then dances for the crowd as the crowd boos. Duggan hits Rude with an atomic drop and Rude does his classic sell spot where he walks around the ring gingerly. This always cracked me up and its one of the things that makes Rick Rude so great. Duggan hits an ugly ass piledriver and goes for the cover but Rude gets his leg on the rope.

The former king, Haku, comes out to the ring to distract Duggan but the refs break it up and send Haku to the back as we head to the commercial break. Duggan has the crown on his head as we come back from break and Rude attacks him as he tries to get back in the ring. Rude nails a pretty clean drop kick. I never really seen Rude do a drop kick before and he did one pretty well. He should have used it more often. Rude gets in the typical offense that he did in every match as the crowd starts to chant for Duggan. Man these crowds were always amazing. They were interested in the match without trying to hi-jack it. After hearing the crowds of today this is a breathe of fresh air.

Rude gets in a reverse head lock on the ground. Duggan gets back to his feet and breaks free with a number of right hands but Rude hits him with a knee to the mid-section to regain control. Rude does an awesome spot where he goes for his fist drop then he crawls right over to the camera and starts making a kissing face numerous times. This was done all in one motion and came across great. Rude is one of the best because of the little things that he does in the ring.

Duggan gets his second wind as Rude is trying to slow him down with some clubs to the back. Duggan takes control and Irish whips him and nails him with a huge back drop where Rude lands on his ass. Rude always took the best back drop and he sold it awesome every time. Duggan then gets his patented clothesline and sends Rude flying out of the ring. The ref counts to 10 and Duggan wins the match by count-out.

Recap:
There wasn’t a lot of great wrestling moves in this match but it was a match between two guys that were over with the crowd. All Duggan had to do was say Ho and lift his thumb in the air and the crowd would go nuts. Rude had heat and knew how to keep that heat throughout the match. This match was fast and wasn’t a bore at all. Theres a lot of great things here that Rude would do that is missing in todays product. I would take the time to watch this match and enjoy how easy it was for these guys at this time to get the crowd going.

Backstage Interview: Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart

Neidhart says he hates the Macho Man. He hates the way he treated Elizabeth and he hated the way he handled himself when he was champion. He said he may be able to push women around but he won’t be able to push the Anvil around. Neidhart says if he wants Hogan’s belt he has to go through him first. Says that Sherri is Scary Sherri and that he already has her around the flea collar. Neidhart states that he is Savage’s problem tonight.

Backstage Interview: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and Sensational Sherri

Jesse said he’s not going to ask him about Wrestlemania 5 because he is looking to the future and not the past. Savage says once he gets past Neidhart he is going after Hulk Hogan. Savage declares himself the #1 contender and that he wants his belt back. He said Elizabeth buried him in distractions. He scolds Jesse and says to never say that woman’s name again. Savage says Sherri is beautiful and glorious at the same time. Savage says Sherri knows her place. Sherri says Elizabeth is a chicken legged woman and that she was never a wrestler and now she is gone forever.

Match 2: “Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart

Savage starts the match pointing his finger at Neidhart and Neidhart slaps it away. Savage does his typical things at the start of the match then goes out of the ring to stall. He climbs to the top rope and draws some attention to himself. They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Sherri grabs the feet of Neidhart to distract him. Neidhart puts Savage in a bear hug to try and slow him down.

Sherri is pacing around the ring like a caged animal. The dynamic between Savage and Sherri was always awesome and I felt like she fit Savage more than Elizabeth did. Savage drives the knee into the back of Neidhart then Savage nails Neidhart with his patented lay down clothesline. This is one of my favorite moves that any wrestler did. It just looked awesome and it looked like he laid the clothesline in a lot more when he laid down after hitting them.

Savage gets Neidhart down on the ground near the edge of the ring and Sherri interviews multiple times. Savage goes up top for a double ax handle and goes for the cover but Neidhart throws Savage off him after 1. Neidhart goes out on the apron and Neidhart catapulted himself back into the ring and gains control of the match. Neidhart hits him with a few shoulder blocks then a clothesline and goes for the cover but gets a 2. Neidhart then hits Savage with a standing drop kick and he rolls to the outside of the ring. Neidhart then goes out after Sherri and nails Savage with another drop kick on the outside. Neidhart was pretty damn athletic for his size and he had a pretty solid drop kick.

Neidhart nails his big power slam but only gets a 2 count. Savage gets locked up in the ropes and Neidhart lays in a few left hands. Sherri helps Savage break free then Neidhart charges in but Savage moves out of the way and Neidhart goes to the outside. Savage goes up top and nails Neidhart with the double ax handle down to the floor. Neidhart’s head gets driven into the guard rail. Savage rolls him back in and he’s goes up to the top and nails his amazing flying forearm for the 3 count and the victory.


Recap:
This match was pretty decent and was your typical Randy Savage match. He sold like a champ for Neidhart and his offense was on par with what you would expect from Savage. His elbow drop and aerial moves were a sight to behold back then and he definitely knew how to make himself stand out. Sherri pretty an added detention to Savage and I felt like the paring was perfect at the time and it still holds true today. Savage as a heel with a lady that wasn’t afraid to mix it up was perfect. This match was nothing to write home about but it’s still a pretty entertaining match thats worth checking out.

Backstage Interview: Big Boss Man & “Dr. Of Style” Slick

Jesse asked Slick how he was able to get the first title defense of Hogan on national television inside a steel cage match. Slick says he did it “Slickly, very slickly. Thats my name and thats my game.” Slick says Hogan is scared and he has lost his cool and that Boss Man is going to put him on ice tonight. Boss Man says he is going to rehabilitate him first. Jesse tells Slick he got the match he wanted and your man is primed and you seemed to have done it all tonight. Slick says there is going to be a biiiiig surprise tonight. Slick says there is a sight to see that the whole family will enjoy.

Match 3: Steel Cage WWF Title Match: Hulk Hogan (C) vs. Big Boss Man

Before the match starts Slick gets on the mic and says that his surprise is “6 feet 11 inches tall. My surprise is 343 pounds. My surprise is ZEUS!!!!! Zeus comes down to the ring and stands guard on the steps right in front of the cage door. Hogan comes down to the ring and confronts Zeus before entering the ring. Zeus kicks Hogan then nails him with a couple of punches to the shoulder blades of Hogan and he leaves him laying before the match even starts. Zeus looked awesome but that was about it. He fit the bill of what Vince was looking for so it’s not surprising that Vince tried to make it work. The guy was just garbage in the ring though so it could have never worked out.

Boss Man comes out to get Hogan and throws him into the ring to get the match started. Boss Man rips the shirt off of Hogan and starts to choke him out with it. Boss Man controls the match early on with punishing blows such as head butts and raking the back. Boss Man tries to Irish whip Hogan into the turnbuckle but Hogan reverses it and nails Boss Man with a huge clothesline. Hogan gains control of the match and attempts to throw him into the cage.

Hogan hits the big boot early on and Hogan tries to escape but Boss Man gets up and pulls him down and regains control of the match. Jesse states that Boss Man “should feel right at home inside the bars.” Jesse was one of the best on commentary and is a joy to listen to every time. Boss Man tries to walk out of the cage but Hogan grabs on to his leg and pulls him back in. Boss Man nails Hogan with a spine buster as he starts to talk trash on Hogan. Boss Man attempts to climb outside of the cage by going over the top. Boss Man gets to the outside portion of the cage but Hogan grabs him through the bars and pulls him back up into the ring.

HOGAN HOOKS THE BOSS MAN AND SUPERPLEXES THE BIG BOSS MAN BACK INTO THE CAGE!!!! This is one of the first holy shit moments in the WWF and it is still one of the greatest spots I’ve ever seen in a wrestling match. Boss Man was a good 340 at this point and Hogan literally suplex him back into the ring from the top of the cage. Its a sight to see and is amazing every time I see it.

Both men are knocked out and the ref comes in to count both men out. Hogan finally sits up after the 8 count. Hogan tries to crawl his way outside of the cage but Boss Man grabs him by the legs and stops him. Boss Man nails Hogan with a nice clothesline then Slick throws a chain into the Big Boss Man. Boss Man begins to choke Hogan out. Boss Man wraps the chain up into his hand and is sizing Hogan up. Hogan blocks the punch. Boss Man tries to slam Hogans face into the cage but Hogan blocks it and they both throw each other head first into the cage.

Boss Man attempts to leave through the door but Hogan stops him. Hogan smashes his head into the turnbuckle a few times then he finds the cage on the floor. Hogan wraps it around his fist and nails the Boss Man twice with the chain. Hogan then throws Boss Man into the cage 2-3 times as Boss Man gets busted open. Hogan nails the leg drop then climbs out of the cage. Slick rams the ref into the cage door and then he enters the ring. Slick grabs Hogan by the leg to slow him down but Hogan kicks him down.

Boss Man attempts to leave the ring but Hogan pushes his feet out from under him and Boss Man falls down on the top rope and racks himself. What a great spot. Boss Man just sits there with his arms in the air. Hogan then cuffs Boss Man to the top rope. Boss Man attempts to leave the cage through the door as Hogan climbs out over the top. Hogan goes over to the ref and wakes him up to see that he won the match.

Hogan gets back into the ring to go after Slick. Hogan throws Slick head first into the cage. Boss Man pulls him outside of the cage as Hulk Hogan poses in the ring.


Recap:
This match was short and sweet but there was so much to it. The superplex is just ridiculous and is an amazing display inside the squared circle. The rest of the match was very well done as well. It was a pretty great match and I really enjoy it. It never gets old and seeing that superplex is worth watching this match every once in a while. Just a great match in general. Definitely would take the time to check it out.

Backstage Interview: The Brain Busters w/ Bobby “The Brain” Heenan

Jesse states that commenters have stated that Heenan would never manage a champion. Heenan states they are just jealous. Jesse says its a great night for Bobby Heenan and Heenan says no its a great night for the whole Heenan Family. One one person wins the whole family wins. Anderson says they already feel like they are the champs and all they have to do is go down to the ring and pick them up. Only thing Heenan is worried about is getting lead poisoning from the paint that Demolition uses.

Backstage Interview: Demolition

Okerlund states that Heenan assumes it’s going to be his night. Ax says its the night of the champions and that Brain Busters are just chumps and that we are the champs. Smash says they will not only beat the Busters but they will demolish them.

Match 4: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Demolition (C) vs. Brain Busters

The match starts with Tully and Smash in the ring. Smash throws Tully to the ground immediately as he flips over and stands up in the corner. Heenan gets up on the apron to distract the ref early on as Arn comes in and Smash as Smash has Tully in a bear hug. Smash regains control and tags in Ax as Arn comes into the ring as well.

Arn Irish whips Ax into the turnbuckle but Ax reverses it, Anderson puts in on the breaks but Ax nails him with a clothesline to the back. Smash goes into the ropes and Tully hits him with a knee to the back. Arn gains control and nails Smash with a suplex. Smash no sells it and gets right up as Arn celebrates with Tully. All four men get in the ring and Ax body slams both as the Brain Busters roll out to the ring.

Tully and Ax get back in the ring and Tully nails him with 4-5 chops and Ax just stalks him down and pummels him in the corner. Ax ends up throwing Tully out to the floor and Smash goes down and throws him back in the ring as if he was Gorilla pressing him. Ax then clotheslines Tully over the top rope and he comes down and nails Bobby Heenan who was standing outside the ring.


Heenan acts like he is going to get in the ring and go after Demolition but the Busters hold him back and take him back to the dressing room as they cut to commercial. Ax has control of the match with Tully in the ring. Ax snaps him over and gets him in a chin lock. Ax tags in Smash then he throws Tully into the corner and picks him up by the throat. Arn gets the ref distracted then he comes in and chop blocks Smash to get control of the match. Tully and Arn trade tags and double team Smash. Arn then hits his patented spine buster on Smash and gets the 2 count.


Arn tags in Tully and he starts to work the neck of Smash. Tully chokes Smash over the top rope then tags in Arn. Tully and Arn take turns working over smash as they tag in out and numerous times in a short period of time. Arn and Smash trade punches then they both connect with a right hand at the exact same time and knock each other out. This was a great spot that was executed perfectly. Tully sneaks around the ring and pulls Ax off the apron so Smash can’t get the tag. Arn then decks Ax to the floor. Ax gets back in the ring and all hell breaks loose. Ax picks up the ref and throws him across the ring as the Brain Busters win the match by disqualification. All four men brawl back to the dressing room as they go to commercial.


Recap:
What a great match this one was. It set up the 2/3 falls that would happen later on in the year but this match was just as good. The psychology that the Brain Busters were known for was on full force here and it is a treat to watch. The first half of the match was pretty good as well with Demolition carrying the weight. They worked extra hard on this night because I bet they wanted to prove something against the Busters. These teams worked great together and any time you can watch them in the ring against each other its worth it. I would definitely recommend this match for your viewing pleasure.

Backstage Interview: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and Sensational Sherri

Jesse congratulates Savage on his big win vs. Jim Neidhart but he says he sees something on the horizon and it is Hulk Hogan. Savage says theres no dunking and hiding Hulk Hogan. Savage declares himself the #1 contender and he wants his WWF Championship belt back. He also says he is going to teach Hulk Hogan a lesson and he will no longer be fit to be a movie star. Savage then says he has a new manager and Sherri is “loyal, faithful, and doesn’t have wandering eyes.” Sherri wants to know what Hogan is gonna do when the madness runs wild on you.

Match 5: “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka vs. Boris Zhukov

The bell rings and Boris attacks Snuka right away. Boris tries to drive Snuka’s head into the turnbuckle 2-3 times. Snuka no sells it and goes right after Boris. He then slams Boris’s head into the turnbuckle twice to return the favor. Snuka nails Boris with a head butt off the ropes. He then hits Boris with a backbreaker. Snuka goes up top and nails Boris with the Superfly Splash for the quick 3 count and victory.


Recap:
This was just a quick squash match to fill the remaining time. There wasn’t much to it but it was always awesome to see the Superfly Splash. It was a quick simple match to send the crowd home happy by seeing the spectacle of Snuka’s finisher. I would skip this match because there isn’t much there. Just filler to be honest.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Okerlund congratulates Hogan on his victory over Boss Man. Hogan said he has had issues with Zeus for quite a long time now. He said he has had issues before the movie, during the movie, and now after the movie. Hogan says he can’t wait to lay this movie out on all of the Hulkamaniacs. Hogan says the fans have seen him in championship matches, just seen him in a steel cage match, but you have never seen Hulk Hogan in No Holds Barred.

Final Thoughts:
This was a pretty damn good show top to bottom. The Saturday Night’s Main Event format was exceptional and never really disappointed. You had all the big names each time they ran a show and you really get a fast paced show that easily keeps your attention. This show was no different. Rude and Duggan started us off with a pretty good and entertaining match. Duggan worked well and Rude sold like a champ for him like he does for anyone. We got a nice little match out of Jim Neidhart when he went up against Macho Man. He showed off his athleticism and held his own against Savage in this one. We had the awesome Hulk Hogan vs. Big Boss Man steel cage match featuring one of the most ridiculous spots of all time when it comes to the Big Boss Man getting superplexed. We also got a little sample of what the matches would be like between the Brain Busters and Demolition. Just a really good show all around here and one that I would definitely take a moment to sit down and enjoy.

Thats all for this episode of the Event Center. Next time we are going to review another Saturday Night’s Main Event and that will be episode #29, April 1991. Until next time this has been Steven Caudle. Good night everyone!

WWF Year In Review 2002: Smackdown 01-10 & Raw 01-14

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WWF Year In Review 2002: Raw & Smackdown Week 2

Introduction:
Welcome back to the Year in Review right here on CrazyMax. Last week we saw The Rock become the number 1 contender on Smackdown while the Game Triple H returned on Monday Night Raw. This week we are starting off again with Smackdown as they are back in Madison Square Garden for another episode of television. What does the WWF have in store for us this week as we are getting close and closer to the Royal Rumble! Lets get Smackdown under way.

Smackdown Event Information:
Date: January 10th, 2002
Location: Madison Square Garden in New York City
Main Event: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle

Show Opening:

Show opens up with a highlight package of Triple H returning from Monday Night Raw. They also show what happened between himself and Kurt Angle from Raw. They then show a graphic saying that Triple H returns to Smackdown tonight. They then head inside as we get our first segment underway.

Backstage Segment: Debra & Stephanie McMahon

Debra is backstage talking with someone about something when Stephanie walks by looking hot as hell. Stephanie has her backstage pass this time around. Stephanie says that the Game is back and her husband is in the Royal Rumble. Stephanie tells Debra that her husband Triple H is going to kick Steve Austin’s ass at the Rumble. Stephanie then walks off as Debra says that nobody is going to kick her husbands butt as they head into the opening video package for Smackdown.

In Ring Segment: Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie is walking down the aisle and getting into the ring showing off her wedding ring just to remind everyone that she is married to Triple H. Stephanie says she couldn’t wait to get to MSG to thank everyone for showing her husband the respect he deserved. Stephanie says Hunter isn’t there yet but she knows she can do whatever she wants because the Game is back and she is the Game’s wife. Stephanie says without her brains Triple H would never be the success he has been in the WWF. Stephanie says Hunter would have never been a 4 time WWF champion without her passion and dedication. Stephanie says HHH would have never returned without her by his side.

Stephanie says that Triple H appreciates her and appreciates what she is capable of and with her by his side he will go and win the Royal Rumble as well as become the Undisputed champion. Stephanie says that Hunter appreciates her and that her brains will take him further than any other superstar has gone. Stephanie says that the Game is back in the WWF and she is the Game’s wife. Stephanie says she points her finger and Triple H destroys. Stephanie says no one in the WWF what’s her to point her finger at them, especially Ric Flair. Stephanie says that if Flair would have listened to her in the first place he wouldn’t be laid up in a bed somewhere with a concussion.

Stephanie says she believes in second chances so she hopes that Flair understands that he doesn’t want her pointing her finger at him because Triple H will destroy him. Stephanie says that goes for anyone of the fans. Security then comes out to escort Stephanie out of the building. Stephanie says the Game is back and so is she.

Backstage Segment: Lance Storm & Christian

Christian and Storm are walking down the hallway and Christian is telling Storm that there has never been a better opportunity for Storm to win some gold or for him to win some more gold than tonight. Christian then says that with Tazz and Spike as the tag champs its like come on really? Christian says it is a gimme and its money in the bank. Christian says it is going to be easier to beat than in the Garden than it is to beat the Knicks. Storm says “yeah Americans suck at hockey.” Storm walks off and Christian says that they suck at basketball too.

WWF Slam of the Week:

They show Tazz and Spike Dudley winning the tag team titles from Monday Night Raw.

Match 1: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Tazz/Spike Dudley (c) vs. Lance Storm/Christian

This one starts off quick with all 4 guys in the ring until Spike dumps Christian out of the ring. Storm ends up dropping Tazz with a super kick and this sends Tazz to the outside. Storm ends up outside and Spike goes off the top rope with a splash to Storm on the outside. We finally get the match started with Spike and Christian in the ring. On commentary Cole tells us that there are 4 returning WWF wrestlers that are going to be entering the Royal Rumble and we will find out who they are later tonight.

Anyways, back to the match. Storm tags in and he gets a rolling senton on Spike for a 2 count before he tags Christian back in. Christian and Storm continue to control the match with double teaming and quick tags. Spike slows down the momentum with a head butt to the mid-section of Storm that allows him to get the tag to Tazz. He comes in and lays in the clotheslines and multiple suplexes to both Storm and Christian. Christian goes for the reverse DDT but Tazz comes in and sinks in the Tazz-Mission and Christian taps out. Your winners by submission and still WWF Tag Team Champions….Tazz & Spike Dudley!

After the match is over the Dudley Boyz come out and attack Spike and Tazz. Spike and Tazz end up getting the upper hand with a bulldog on Bubba and a suplex on to D-Von as they hightail it out of the ring with their titles.

Royal Rumble Return: Val Venis

They show a highlight video on the returning Val Venis who will be an entrant in the Royal Rumble.

Match 2: WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Edge (c) vs. Boss Man

We start this one off with the old tried and true collar and elbow tie up for a minute until Boss Man just picks Edge up and tosses him across the ring. Boss Man drives Edge into the corner and tosses him across the ring again as he gets the advantage early. Boss Man does his old school slide under the bottom rope and nails Edge with a vicious right hand as he continues to control the match.

Edge finally gets a little bit of control with a nice drop kick and then a spinning wheel kick. Boss Man quickly stops that with a spine buster and then talks shit to the crowd as he heads to the outside to get his trusty night stick. Long grabbed the night stick and distracted the Boss Man until Edge blasts him with a spear. Edge thinks about using the night stick but thinks twice about it as Boss Man comes charging in and misses Edge. Edge then nails the Boss Man with the Edgecution for the 1-2-3. Your winner and still WWF Intercontinental Champion….Edge!

After the match William Regal shows up on the video wall and gives Edge a round of applause and congratulates him on keeping the Intercontinental Championship. Regal then said that Edge did a great job to try and ruin his ruggedly good looking face. Regal says that he has had to have 3 surgeries to fix his face and that is a lot of blood. Regal says his blood is 100% English blood and that makes him an evil bastard. Regal says that if you gamble with the devil, the devil always wins. Regal then says that the devil is coming to collect.

Edge says if Regal wants something then he needs to speak English and tell him what he wants. Regal then challenges Edge for the IC title at the Rumble if he is man enough. Edge says that well he isn’t the one going around stuffing things down his pants in order to win his matches. Edge says that Regal needs those brass knuckles because he doesn’t have brass balls. Edge then says he accepts the challenge and that he hopes Regal’s big nose is fully healed because he is going to need it to smell him reeking of total awesomeness.

Royal Rumble Return: Goldust

They show a highlight video on the returning Goldust who will be an entrant in the Royal Rumble.

Backstage Interview: Kurt Angle

Lilian tells Angle that we just saw that Goldust is back and will be in the Royal Rumble. Angle says that’s all we need around here is more freaks. Angle says if he wants to see more freaks and weirdos he would just step out in mid-town Manhattan. Angle says on Raw he made an important announcement and that he will be entering his first ever Royal Rumble. Angle says that Triple H tried to steal his thunder because that’s the type of person he is. Angle then gets frustrated with the stupid what chant and says that this is getting to him. Angle then tells the fans to stop it. Angle says it’s rude and he is an Olympic Gold Medalist and that they shouldn’t do that to him. Angle then says “please don’t say what again.” As the crowd does it again. Angle continues to play with the crowd and then says if the crowd says it again he is going to challenge Austin to a match tonight and kick his butt as the crowd chants what over and over. Angle says Austin is his tonight and then says what over and over again and then says he hates this stinking city.

Backstage Segment: Booker T in the Bath Room

Booker goes into the bath room to brush his teeth and somebody is in the bath room farting and going to the rest room. Booker says he is just trying to brush his teeth. Rikishi then walks out of the stall as Booker starts spraying him down with cologne. Booker then asks Rikishi who he has tonight and Rikishi says he will be backing his ass up on Booker. Booker then said “tell me he didn’t just say that.” As we head to break.

WWF Overdrive of the Night:

They show highlights of RVD beating Test from Monday Night Raw.

Match 3: The Rock/Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho/Test

This one starts off with Rock going after Jericho but he hightails it out of there and Test ends up attacking Rock from behind. Rock then blasts Test with a flying clothesline and then gets up immediately to tell Jericho to just bring it. Rock then tosses Jericho into the ring before Test attacks him from behind again. Test and Jericho continue to work the midsection of the Rock in between quick tags and double teams. Rock finally stops the momentum with a botched looking samoan drop as both guys are laid out. Rock finally tags in RVD. He comes in and lays out Test and Jericho both.

We get the typical RVD type offense with his kicks and whatnot. We also get a rolling thunder onto Jericho. RVD heads up top for the 5-Star Frog Splash but Jericho comes into the ring so RVD hits him with a jumping flip instead. RVD nearly gets the pin until Jericho breaks it up. Jericho then sends RVD to the outside and hits him with a front suplex onto the announce table as Jericho and Test get control once again. Jericho and Test continue the control with some quick tags as they keep RVD from getting to his partner for the tag. RVD goes for a cross body off the top but Test catches him and goes for snake eyes but RVD slides down and hits a crescent kick on Test to stop all the momentum. RVD ends up tagging in the Rock as Test tags in Jericho.

Rock comes in and lays in the right hands to Jericho and then an over head toss. Rock then spits on the hand and blasts Jericho with it. Rock then drops Jericho with the Rock Bottom and goes for the cover but Test breaks up the pin. Test then goes for the big boot on Rock but he misses and gets dropped with a DDT. Jericho drops Rock with the WWF Title and then RVD drops Jericho with a springboard kick as Rock and Jericho are both laid out. RVD and Test fight on the outside. RVD and Test end up jumping the rail and fight through the fans as they basically leave the match.

Jericho hits the bulldog on the Rock and goes for the lionsault but the Rock gets the knees up to block it. Both guys go back and further with punches until the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom but Jericho blocks it. Rock then hits Jericho with a spine buster and then gets Jericho into the Sharpshooter and Jericho taps out immediately. Your winners by submission….The Rock and Rob Van Dam!

Sit-Down Interview: Vince McMahon

Vince tells JR to relax and that he can ask him anything he wants. JR asks Vince about the reception Triple H received. Vince said it was overwhelming. JR says he thinks this could cause a major problem for Vince and Vince asks him in what respect. JR says that he is married to Stephanie and the fact that Vince and Stephanie are estranged. JR thinks there would be some animosity there between he and Triple H. Vince says that he is not going to discuss his personal life tonight and if he JR would talk about what they agreed upon then they can proceed.

JR says that, in his view, his actions against Ric Flair from Raw were reprehensible and he wants Vince’s thoughts on it. They show highlights of what happened between Flair and Vince from Raw. When they come back Vince has this shit eating grin on his face and it was great. Vince begs to differ that his actions were unprovoked. Vince says that November 19th will be one of the worst days of his life because that is when Ric Flair came out and publicly humiliated him. Vince asks what kind of business man does something like that. McMahon says that Flair is an underhanded business man and then Flair turns around and challenges him for a match at the Rumble. Vince then says that Flair is no gentleman and that he had no business punching him in the jaw. McMahon says he doesn’t need anymore provocation for what he is going to do to him at the Royal Rumble.

JR says that he has known Flair for 20 years and he knows him pretty well. JR says that Flair has been called the dirtiest player in the game for a reason and that he doesn’t think Vince is ready for the retribution he is going to receive at the Rumble. JR asks Vince if he is ready for the price he is going to pay at the Rumble. Vince says he is ready and that he doesn’t think JR knows him very well. Vince says he is the type of guy that when you think you know them, you find out you don’t know a damn thing about them. Vince says he is ready to pay the price.

Vince says he is a calculated risk taker and that you can call him a bad guy. Vince says he hopes Flair is there with his family ringside because he wants his family and the whole world to see what he does to Ric Flair. Vince says he enjoys destroying lives……it turns him on especially an icon like Ric Flair. Vince says after that match when his hand his raised in a token of victory when Flair has lost to McMahon. Vince says he is going to destroy Flair from the inside out and he will be humbled at the Rumble. Vince says he hopes his wife and children are crying after what he does to Flair. Vince then says that Flair will beg him to buy his stock. Vince then tells JR good job and that he has enjoyed this interview.

Royal Rumble Return: Mr. Perfect

They show a highlight video on the returning Mr. Perfect who will be an entrant in the Royal Rumble.

Match 4: Booker T vs. Rikishi

Booker is a little apprehensive as this one gets going. He’s going to do what he can to avoid the stink face. A nice little angle to put some heat on this one. We start off quick and Booker goes for a sunset flip but Rikishi starts smacking his ass and Booker high tails it out of there. They continue to go back and forth on offense until Rikishi drops Booker with a power slam for a 2 count. Booker ends up going off the ropes but Rikishi ends up dropping him with a samoan drop as Rikishi gets control of the match.

Booker ends up hitting Rikishi with a side kick as Rikishi comes in to the corner. Booker then hits the ax kick on Rikishi and goes into the spin-a-rooni. Booker gets up and gets dropped with a side kick. Booker then falls down int ht corner and gets hit with the stink face. Booker then rolls out of the ring and throws up right on Michael Cole as Lawler is dying laughing. That is disgusting. Cole ends up throwing down his head set and walks off as Lawler is yelling that he got puked on. Anyways it looks like Booker got counted out or hightailed it out of there. Your winner by count out….Rikishi!

They head to the announce table where Jim Ross has replaced Michael Cole to finish out the show.

Backstage Segment: Booker T in the Bathroom Again

They show Booker T in the bath room again and he is throwing up some more and then DDP shows up with his smile. DDP tells Booker he needs to know that receiving the stink face from Rikishi is not a bad thing….it’s a really bad thing. DDP says its really really bad, horrible, disgusting but at least it didn’t happen to him…D…D…P and that’s a good thing.

Royal Rumble Return: The Godfather

They show a highlight video on the returning The Godfather who will be an entrant in the Royal Rumble.

Backstage Interview: The Rock

Coach tells the Rock big win tonight but the real question is can the Rock beat Jericho 1 on 1 at the Rumble for the Undisputed champion. Rock says he has been walking New York City for 5 days and he hasn’t said “Finally the Rock has come back to New York City.” Rock says Jericho got his ass whopped by the Rock and come Royal Rumble it’s not going to change. Rock says that Jericho calls himself a living legend and larger than life. Rock says Jericho doesn’t know about large you see the Rock has something that is large and something that is huge. The Rock then stops and looks at the Coach who was looking down.

Rock then asks Coach what in the blue hell he is smiling at the sick freak. Rock tells the Coach to keep his eyes up and locked in on the Rock’s eyes. Rock says what he was referring to was his size 14 boot and shove it up and then pull it up 2-3 times and then he is going to rub it all over the Coach’s face because he likes it and then he is going to take a big step back and shove it straight up Jericho’s candy ass. Rock says the countdown is on tick tock, tick tock, if you smell what the Rock is cookin!

Match 5: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle

They start with a stare down where Austin is making fun of some of the mannerisms of Angle until Austin flips him off. This one starts a little slow with some ties up and some basic wrestling holds. They are having a nice wrestling type match when the crowd starts chanting “What” “Kurt Angle Sucks” over and over and it’s great. We head to the outside where Austin is laying in some vicious sounding chops to Angle. We get back in the ring as Austin and Angle exchange chops until Angle goes for a shoulder block in the corner and Austin moves out of the way and Angle goes flying into the post. Austin then goes outside and continues to work the bad arm of Angle by using the post and steel steps.

We get back in the ring and Angle ends up stopping Austin’s control of the match with a knee to the midsection of Austin. Angle continues to work the mid-section of Austin as he keeps control of the middle portion of this match. We get some back and forth action until Austin goes for the triple German suplexes. Austin gets 2 of them in before Angle reverses it and drops Austin with a German of his own. Angle then slows down Austin with a low blow and then goes to the top rope and hits a picture perfect moonsault for a 2 count. What a beautiful looking moonsault that was.

Austin ends up going for the Stunner but Angle catches him and goes right into the Ankle Lock in the middle of the ring. Austin nearly gets to the ropes but Angle drags him back to the center of the ring. Angle holds on to the ankle too high and Austin rolls out of the hold. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Austin slides down and drops Angle with the Stone Cold Stunner. Austin is favoring his leg when Kane’s music hits and he comes out and hits Austin with a chokeslam. Angle thinks Kane is out there to help him but Kane drops Angle with a chokeslam as well.

Big Show’s music hits and he comes out and confronts Kane who is waiting for him. They each go for a chokeslam on each other until Big Show gets the upper hand and drops Kane with a chokeslam. Triple H’s music then hits and he comes out and takes his sweet ass time getting to the ring to square off with Big Show. Big Show goes for the chokeslam but Triple H goes low and stops it. Triple H then hits another low blow and then the Pedigree on the Big Show as Triple H takes off his shirt and poses for the crowd as JR hypes the shit out of the Rumble. Triple H gets off the turnbuckle and turns around where Undertaker is standing on the stage just staring Hunter down as the show goes off the air.

Show Recap:
This was a decent show. Not as good as last weeks but not to bad overall. The matches were short but good for the most part especially the tag match and the main event. Getting JR on commentary at the end was a great idea because he really sold the hell out of the Royal Rumble and hyped it up like no one else can. The last segment with the guys coming out really put the emphasis on the Rumble match itself and it really makes you want to get the show because of the surprise element that the show has.

One of the things I didn’t really like is they had Stephanie come out at the start of the show but they didn’t do anything else with it. I know where the feud is going but I didn’t think it took 2-3 shows before they actually got it going. I wish they would have had Triple H talk a little bit more on this show but that was a minor issue more than anything.

The Booker stuff, as cheesy as it is, was a decent way to get some heat on their match and add something to it instead of just having them fight it out. The main event was really good with Angle and Austin. It started off a little slow but I liked it because Austin was trying to outdo Angle at his own game. Austin doing the german’s was another sweet looking spot and goes to show that Austin can go with the best of them when he wanted to. All in all this show as entertaining and with the way it ended it wants me to see what happens on Raw so lets get to it.

Raw Event Information:
Date: January 14th, 2002
Location: American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas
Main Event: Chris Jericho/Lance Storm/Christian vs. Rikishi/APA

Show Opening:

Show opens up with a highlight video of what happened from Smackdown. They showed highlights of the Austin/Angle match as well as all the guys coming out staking their claim that they are one to be feared in the Royal Rumble. We then get the opening video followed by all the pyro to get this thing kicked off. Man do I miss the pyro every week. It adds a dimension and makes the show feel super important even though it is a weekly show. That cheapskate bastard Vince McMahon.

In Ring Segment: Ric Flair & Chris Jericho

Flair comes out and talks about his match with Kerry Von Erich back in 84 to get his promo started by hyping up Dallas. Flair says he is about to make history again because at the Royal Rumble he is going to wrestle Vince McMahon. Flair said in recent weeks he has been humbled by the great Vince McMahon. Flair says he has been brought to his knees and left laying by McMahon. Flair says he has been humbled but not so humbled where he can’t see it again. They then show highlights of what happened a week ago on Raw. They also show highlights of Vince McMahon’s interview from Smackdown.

Flair says that he is honored that McMahon at least called him an icon. Flair said you can only imagine what it has been like walking around the last 7 days carrying the burden of what McMahon done to him a week ago. Flair said it didn’t turn him on but it got the engine going. Flair says he is going to abuse his power by making his match with McMahon at the Rumble a street fight. Flair says nothing will stop the match and at the Rumble they are going to fill their boots, sweet, bleed, and pay the price. Flair says guaranteed you are going to see a winner at the Rumble. Flair said one other thing that has been bothering him is the fact that McMahon said to be the man you have to beat the man. Flair said he is right and then drops an elbow and a knee to the microphone. Flair says now instead of at the Rumble. Flair says why wait since Vince has grapefruits the size of Dallas. Flair says lets do it right now and then Chris Jericho’s music hits.

Jericho comes out and asks Flair if he disappointed him. Jericho asks Flair if he was expecting someone else. Jericho says that there used to be a time in this company when it revolved around one man and one man only and it wasn’t the owner but the champion. Jericho then says guess what jackoffs he is the champion. Jericho says the entire World Wrestling Federation revolves around Jericho. Jericho says Flair’s life revolves around him. Jericho said why else would he challenge McMahon to a match at the Royal Rumble and it’s because he wants to prove he still has what it takes to get the job done. Jericho says Flair wants to prove that he still has the goods to be champion.

Jericho says speaking as the Undisputed Champion of the world and the guy who at the Rumble he is going to be the Rock for a 5th time. Jericho says Flair doesn’t have what it takes anymore. Jericho says he has what it takes because he has the class, the style, the raw charisma, and as a matter of fact you can call him the anti-Texan. Jericho says he has nothing in common with Texas but Flair does. Jericho says Flair has something in common with George W. Bush. Jericho says Bush is not his leader. Jericho says both Flair and Bush have a lot of power, a lot of accolades, but on Sunday Flair is going to do the exact same thing Bush did the day prior and that is he is going to choke.

Flair then acts like he is going to walk off and then he turns around and decks Jericho with a right hand. Flair then lays in the chops to Jericho as they start to brawl. Flair drops Jericho with a low blow and then follows that up with another low blow. Flair then gets Jericho in the figure four leg lock. Vince then comes out of no where and blasts Flair in the head with the pipe again. Vince hops on the mic and says Flair made wrestling history again by being laid out in Texas again. Vince then apologizes to Jericho for the actions of the co-owner Ric Flair. Vince and Jericho then beat up on Flair and leave him laying again. Vince goes for a low blow on Flair but Flair catches his foot and drops McMahon before Jericho attacks him.

Backstage Segment: Christian, Lance Storm, & Chris Jericho

Christian says that Jericho made a complete fool out of Flair. Jericho then shows up and Christian says that was a thing of beauty and then made fun of Texans again. Jericho says that he and McMahon taught Flair a lesson. Jericho says wait until the Rumble when he teaches the Rock a lesson. Storm asks Jericho about the leg and Jericho says he is okay and that he never felt a thing. Bradshaw then comes in and interrupts Jericho and asks him what the hell his problem is. Bradshaw says Jericho is coming into his home and his state and saying something about his people. He then looks down Storm and tells him he will beat his ass. Bradshaw says if Jericho wants to run down George W, the same guy who is giving Jericho his freedom. Bradshaw then challenges Jericho, Storm, and Christian to a match and that he will find him some friends to help him.

They show Vince McMahon hightailing it out of there during the commercial break.

Match 1: Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Spike Dudley

This one starts as soon as Spike gets in the ring and Bubba attacks him. Bubba had Spike in a gorilla press but Spike gets out of it and gets a 1 count. Bubba goes for a Vader type splash in the corner but Spike rolls out of the way and slows down his momentum. D-Von gets up and holds Spike but Spike moves and Bubba hits D-Von instead of Spike. Spike goes for the Dudley Dog but Bubba sends him flying across the ring instead. Stacy then gets on the apron and distracts the ref for Bubba but Tazz interrupts it up and allows Spike to get a victory roll on Bubba for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Spike Dudley!

Backstage Segment: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon Arrive

Stephanie gets out of the limo on a tirade over the bell clerk at the hotel. Stephanie says she hates being late. Triple H then gets out of the car and just stares Stephanie down. Stephanie tells Triple H to get back into the car and go kick the bell clerk’s ass. Triple H tells Stephanie to calm down or take a walk. Triple H then tells Stephanie he is going to kick someone’s ass tonight but it won’t be some stupid bell clerk. Stephanie then goes off on the limo driver and tells him to get her bags as the segment ends.

Match 2: Billy & Chuck vs. Hurricane Helms/Tajiri

Before the match starts Billy gets on the mic and cuts a promo. Billy says that he hopes Hurricane is happy because after their match on Heat they were both set up and ready to go on this double date with two hot chicks. But after what Hurricane did they had to cancel their dates. Billy asks what is Hurricane’s deal. Billy says if there is anyone around here that has the physique to be a super hero its them. Billy then says that superman can’t touch this. Hurricane’s music then interrupts as they head out to the ring. Hurricane gets on the mic and says holy tall tales Tajiri. These two with hot chicks…whats up with that? Hurricane says that the only super hero they have anything in common with is the Human Torch…flame on.

Billy and Chuck attack Hurricane and Tajiri after that comment as we get this one started. Billy gets the upper hand early with and then he rams Hurricane head first into Chuck and tags him in. Chuck continues to work over Hurricane in the corner and then drops him with a big right hand and gets a 2 count out of it. Billy gets tagged in and he comes in and lays in some more right hands. Seems to be a theme for this one. Hurricane finally gets some offense with a spinning DDT that lays out both guys. Billy tags in Chuck but Hurricane can’t get to Tajiri.

Hurricane gets a neck breaker on Chuck and then tags in Tajiri who comes in and lays in the kicks to Chuck. Chuck gets Tajiri in a full nelson and Billy goes for a forearm but he hits Chuck instead. All hell is breaking loose as Billy dumps the Hurricane outside. Billy gets hit with a back kick by Tajiri but when Tajiri turns around he gets floored with a vicious side kick as Chuck goes for the pin and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….Billy & Chuck!

They show the Undertaker arriving at the building.

Backstage Interview: Kurt Angle

Cole says that people are saying Angle got saved by Kane with his match with Austin on Smackdown. Angle said that just because he was stunned he wasn’t on the verge of losing. Angle said he had Austin right where he wanted until Kane and his burnt off nose interrupted. Angle asks Kane if he thinks he is going to win the Rumble. Angle says that he is going to make a statement and said that Kane messed with the wrong guy. Angle asks if Kane wants to go toe to toe with Angle. Angle then quotes a Shakira lyric and then says that the Texans are not hip enough to know who she is. Angle says that Kane nearly won the Rumble last year but he wants to know if he has one of these and he holds up his gold medal. Angle says he doesn’t have one because being a big red freak isn’t an olympic sport. Angle says if Kane wants to make an example out of him then tonight he is going to make an example out of Kane. Angle says the last time they wrestled Angle made Kane tap and he was crying like a baby. Angle says tonight is going to be worse because he is going to break his ankle. Angle says it is going to be difficult throwing 29 people over the top rope with a broken ankle. It’s true.

Backstage Segment: Stephanie McMahon Confronts Debra

Stephanie is trying to get backstage passes when Debra walks by and everyone says hi to her. Stephanie then questions Debra and asks her if she said something. Stephanie says she thought she heard Debra say something about the Rumble and Debra said she does have something to say. Debra says that her husband is going to kick Stephanie’s husbands butt. This goes back and forth as they argue over who’s husband is better. They start shoving each other and then they slap the shit out of each other and then they start brawling not he floor. Lombardi and other officials break it up as they are trying to get at each other. Harvey tells Debra to calm down and she tells him to shut up and then slaps him in the face.

Match 3: WWF Divas Title #1 Contenders Match: Jazz vs. Jacqueline

Jazz gets in the ring and goes right after Jacqueline by throwing her down and laying in the boots. Jacqueline gets up and lays in some right hands and eventually hits her with a spinning kick. Jazz then hits Jacqueline with a body slam and then a jumping leg drop for a 2 count. Jazz gets a double undertook suplex and then misses a splash. Jacqueline then hits a flap jack on Jazz followed up by a clothesline. Jazz slows Jacqueline down with a clothesline and then the fisherman brain buster for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall and the #1 Contender….Jazz!

After the match is over Jazz goes out after Trish, who is doing guest commentary. Jazz shoves Trish down but the ref gets in between them and break it up.

Match 4: Kurt Angle vs. Kane

This one starts with both guys staring each other down in the middle of the ring until Angle starts laying in a few right hands but Kane does nothing. We head outside where Kane controls the action until he throws Angle back into the ring where Angle catches him with a basement drop kick. Angle charges at Kane but Kane catches him with a power slam to keep control fo the match. Kane continues to dominate the match with a two handed choke slam but he goes for an elbow and ends up missing and Angle takes control temporarily. Kane continues control with a big back drop and a sidewalk slam before he heads to the top rope for his clothesline but Angle runs up and suplexes Kane off the top rope. Angle puts Kane in the Ankle Lock but Kane quickly pushes him off.

Kane ends up dropping Angle with another tilt a whirl slam and then back to the top rope and this time he ends up hitting Angle with the clothesline. Kane then picks up Angle for the Tombstone but Angle slides down and goes for a German suplex but Kane fights out of it. Kane goes for a chokeslam but Angle drops down and rolls into the Ankle Lock right in the middle of the ring. Kane nearly gets to the ropes but Angle pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Kane finally gets to the ropes and breaks the hold. Angle then picks up Kane and drops him with the Angle Slam but Kane kicks out at 2.

Angle goes charging at Kane but Kane catches Angle and is about to choke slam him but Angle grabs the ref and pulls him in and they both end up getting choke slammed. Kane then puts Angle into the Ankle Lock and Angle taps out immediately but the ref is knocked out so this one continues on. Kane lets go of the Ankle Lock to wake up the ref. Kane then gets Angle back in the Ankle Lock when the ref is awake but Angle kicks out of it and ends up rolling up Kane and grabs the ropes to get the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Kurt Angle!

Backstage Segment: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon

Hunter is getting things out of his bag when Stephanie shows up and is complaining about what Debra did to her. Stephanie is mad about her and her face. Hunter finally has had enough and told her enough. Stephanie told Hunter that Debra said Austin is going to kick his ass at the Rumble. Stephanie said she was sticking up for Hunter. Hunter says lets put it this way I have kicked Austin’s ass before. Hunter said at the Rumble if Austin wants to get in his way he will have no problem doing it again.

Backstage Segment: APA Looking For Partner

Bradshaw asks Farooq who they are going to get as their partner. Bradshaw says that Storm, Jericho, and Christian need their ass kicked. Farooq says whoever our partner is needs to kick ass. Big Show then shows up and sits down and opens up a beer when Booker T shows up and says he is looking for the training room. Bradshaw says training room, he needs a damn barber. Bradshaw then tells him this is their office and he needs to knock on the door instead of coming in the back door. Booker asks them what they are doing and Big Show says we are talking about kicking some ass unlike him when he fought Rikishi where he was licking a lot of ass. Hilarious. Big Show then gets up and Booker says that maybe Big Show is the one who is going to get their ass kicked and Booker will be the one to do it. Booker says it’s on like neck bones. Bradshaw then says he has an idea for a partner.

Match 5: Edge/Rob Van Dam vs. William Regal/Test

The ref is on the outside checking Regal and Test ends up coming up from behind and attacking RVD and Edge. Test and RVD are going at it in the ring while Regal grabs a pair of brass knuckles that were stashed on the steel steps. Test ends up slowing RVD down with a full nelson slam before he tags in Regal. Regal and Test take turns beating up on RVD with punches and kick as they tag each other in a few times. Test stays in a little to long and he ends up going for a suplex on RVD but he rolls through and ends up hitting Test with a spinning wheel kick. RVD and Test end up tagging in their partners as Edge comes in a house of fire.

Edge hits Regal with a nice back drop and then drops Test with a side slam type move. Edge then hits a sit down neck breaker for a 2 count before Test breaks it up. Regal then puts the brass knuckles on his hand and drops RVD with a right hand. Edge then drops Regal with a spear and the Edgecution on Test. When Edge gets up Regal drops him with the brass knucks for the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….William Regal & Test!

Backstage Segment: Chris Jericho, Christian, & Lance Storm

Christian says that he APA is up to something. Storm is then looking at the TV and they show APA get Rikishi as their partner. Jericho and Christian are like great we have to deal with Rikishi as Storm doesn’t look to happy either.

Match 6: Booker T vs. Big Show

Booker starts this one off quickly with a flying forearm and some right hands but he goes for a cross body and Big Show catches him and drops him with a power slam. Booker goes for an irish whip on Show but Show catches him and drops him with a sidewalk slam. Big Show comes charging at Booker but Booker drops down and Show ends up going flying over the top rope. We get back in the ring and Booker ends up hitting Big Show with a chop block and the scissor kick for a 2 count.

Big Show ends up dropping Booker with a chop block and a clothesline. Big Show then hits Booker with a splash in the corner. The middle turnbuckle is exposed in the corner. Booker then hits Big Show with a kick and then hits him with a knee to the stomach and Big Show falls face first into the exposed turnbuckle for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Booker T!

Backstage Interview: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cole said there was some interesting things said but Triple H earlier tonight and he wanted to get Austin’s thoughts. What? And we go through that 2-3 times. Austin then says that he has differing opinions on what’s going to happen at the Royal Rumble. Austin then tells Cole he is going to tell him a story. Austin says he rolled into Dallas Texas the night prior and he was thirst so he went to a bar. He said he drank some beer, more beer, more beer and so on. Austin then says he started throwing darts and playing pool. Austin said he started riding a mechanical bull all different ways until he got it shut down. Austin says he started drinking more beer and he started a fight with everyone in the bar.

Austin says he kicked all their asses and threw everyone of them out the door. Austin says the bartender said “Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold” and Austins response was “What?” The bartender asked Austin why he is throwing everyone out of the bar and Austin says he is getting ready for the Royal Rumble. The bartender then tells Austin that he heard Triple H is coming back to win the Rumble. Austins says he drank his beer and told the bartender “nah uh”. Austin says he is going to do a lot of things in his life and he made a big comeback. Austin says he looks great, phenomenal, he’s the Game, he’s that damn good. Austin says he can do all the bench presses, shoulder presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls, tricep extensions, squats, deadlifts, bent over rows, sit ups, crunches, leg lifts. Austin says he can do all that but one thing he will never do is throw Steve Austin over the top rope.

Austin says he is working on his strategy. Austin asked the bartender if he sees his waste and Austin told him its a beer belly. Austin says by lowering his center of gravity it is harder to throw him over the top rope. Austin says after he drinks all of the beer and works on his beer belly he is going to go down to What What What Whataburger and get a Whataburger with cheese, a Whataburger without cheese, French fries, and more French fries. Austin says he is going to roll into the Rumble one pissed off son of a bitch. Austin says if Triple H has a problem with that he will say it to his face, side, back, other side, or say it right to his face. Austin says the bottom line is he going to go to the Rumble and win the son of a bitch and go on to Wrestlemania because that’s the bottom line, what, because Stone Cold Said So!

Match 7: Chris Jericho/Lance Storm/Christian vs. APA/Rikishi

This one starts with all 6 guys brawling in the ring until we get settled down with Rikishi and Jericho starting it off. Rikishi hits a samoan drop on Jericho and drops Storm with a back elbow. Rikishi nearly gets Jericho in stink face but Christian pulls Jericho out before Rikishi can do it. Storm drops Rikishi with his super kick and some punches before he tags in Jericho. Rikishi drops Jericho with a belly to belly suplex before Rikishi tags in Bradshaw while Jericho tags in Storm. Christian comes in and gets caught with a fallaway slam and while Bradshaw is carrying around Christian Jericho gets dropped with a big boot. Storm comes off the top with a clothesline and slows down Bradshaw as all three take turns working him over in the corner.

Christian goes off the middle rope and Bradshaw catches him with a power slam. Bradshaw tags in Farooq and Christian tags in Jericho. Farooq comes in and drops Jericho and Christian with spine busters. All hell breaks loose and Bradshaw ends up destroying Christian with a clothesline from hell and then Farooq hits Jericho with a power slam but Storm distracts the ref so no pin was made. Farooq gets up and drops Storm but Jericho grabs Farooq from behind and hits him with the skull crushing finale and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, and Christian!

Backstage Segment: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon

Hunter tells Stephanie he will be back. Stephanie asks him where he is going and Triple H said he is going to the ring. Stephanie says she is going with him but Hunter tells her no that he is going alone.

In Ring Segment: Triple H

Triple H said last Monday he walked down that ramp after 8 months of everyone telling him that he couldn’t do it. Hunter said like Ross said 22,000 fans at MSG all got on their feet and cheered. Hunter said whether they loved him or hated him they all roared to show that they respected for The Game. Hunter said that Ross was wrong in saying that the comeback was complete. Hunter said if you think that he spent 8 months of his life going through hell, living like a hermit, 10 hours a day in the gym busting his ass doing what the doctors told him couldn’t be done so that he could come back and stand in this ring one time just to be like he could be “one of the boys” he was wrong. Hunter said if you thought he did all of that so he could be another face in the crowd or be another WWF Superstar.

Hunter said he went through all of that every second, every hour, every day, every week, every month for one reason and one reason only and that was to comeback here to be the best. Hunter said that 30 men will compete for the honor to go to Wrestlemania to win the one thing that separates everybody, to win the one thing that says that beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are the best that there is and you have no equal. Hunter says this Sunday he will win the Royal Rumble and it’s not going to matter who you are, or what your name is. Hunter says he doesn’t care if your name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hunter says that may sound a little cocky but like the song says “it aint bragging if you can back it up.” Hunter says he can back up everything he says because he is the Game and he is that damn good.

Stone Cold Steve Austin’s music then hits and he comes out and confronts Triple H in the middle of the ring. Austin is doing his rope gimmick when Triple H cuts him off going to his third turnbuckle. Austin tries to get around him and Hunter stays with him and prevents him from getting on the turnbuckle. They then exchange lefts and rights with each other. Hunter gets the upper hand but Austin ends up going for the Stunner but Triple H pushes Austin off. Hunter then goes for the Pedigree but Austin back drops him out of it. Undertaker, out of no where, blasts Triple H with a chair and then Austin drops Triple H with a Stunner. Undertaker then gets in the ring and blasts Austin with a chair as he stands over his fallen victims as the show heads off the air.

Show Recap:
This show did a really great job of promoting the hell out of the Royal Rumble. That was the sole focus of all the major players and it really got you hyped for the Royal Rumble match. The matches themselves on this card left a lot to be desired but I don’t expect much out of these TV matches. Angle and Kane had the best match on the card, which is not surprising at all. All of the segments with Stephanie were great because she played her role perfectly. She was that entitled bitch type character and when she is not getting her way she really put it into over drive. Just solid work all around by her. The Rumble itself is being built around the 3 big names of Austin, Taker, and Triple H and you can’t go wrong with that at all. The last segment with those 3 was pretty damn awesome and really got you pumped to watch the Rumble.

One thing that stuck out about this show was no Rock on it. It makes the Undisputed Champion seem 2nd rate because his opponent wasn’t even there to promote the match. Jericho is clearly playing second fiddle to the top guys because he wasn’t quite at the same level as them. He was parading around as champion but it was more or less a transition game than anything else. Anyways, a solid show with a great build up for the Rumble. I can’t wait to see what they do on the go home Smackdown to get that last little build up to the Rumble. Should be a fantastic show coming up so I hope you come back to us here at CrazyMax and continue to enjoy this trip down that 2002 memory lane.

WWF 2002 Year in Review: Smackdown: 01-03 & Raw: 01-07

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WWF Year In Review 2002: Raw & Smackdown Week 1

Introduction:
Welcome everyone to a new project here at CrazyMax. What I am starting here is a Year in Review series where I choose a specific company and a specific year and do all the major shows as well as some TV to give you the complete year in review. To start this off I plan on doing every Raw, Smackdown, Pay Per View, and UK Show from WWF in the year 2002. Instead of going into major detail with the shows I am just going to recap the matches, give you more of the segments, and then a show recap at the end. I will also be combining all of the Raws and Smackdowns for the week into 1 post so you will get both shows in one review. I will then do the Pay Per View once it comes up and so on and so forth. It is quite the task that I am embarking on but it should be a fun one that I am really looking forward to. So without further ado lets get right to it with the first WWF TV from 2002 and that is Smackdown from January 3rd.


Smackdown Event Information:
Date: January 3rd, 2002
Location: MCI Center in Washington, DC
Main Event: The Rock vs. Booker T (#1 Contendership Match for Undisputed Title)

Show Opening:

Show opens up with your typical Smackdown video and they pan across the crowd and show off the signs. We get right into the action as the Dudley Boyz music hits to get this one started.

Match 1: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Dudley Boyz (c) vs. Spike Dudley/Tazz

Match starts off with just Spike out there taking on both Dudleys until Tazz comes out and joins his partner. Dudleys keep control of the match early until Spike gets his feet up in the corner and then a double foot stomp on to D-Von. Tazz and Bubba get tagged in and Tazz comes in and dumps Bubba and D-Von with some nice suplexes and judo tosses. Stacy gets up on the apron to distract Spike and Spike ends up pulling down Stacy’s skirt and she shows off her wonderful ass in some nice blue panties.

Bubba runs into Stacy on the apron but D-Von catches her as we head toward the finish. Tazz gets Bubba in the Tazzmission from behind but Bubba hits a low blow on Tazz. Spike goes for a Dudley Dog on D-Von but D-Von catches him and puts up on Bubba’s shoulders. Bubba then power bombs Spike off the middle rope for the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall and still WWF Tag Team Champions….The Dudley Boyz!

Backstage Interview: Jazz

Lilian welcomes Jazz to the WWF and she says it is so exciting to finally have her in the WWF. Lilian just keeps rambling and Jazz finally interrupts her and asks if she is done. Jazz says she isn’t here to get interviewed but she is here to make a statement. Jazz says tonight it all begins with Mighty Molly. Jazz says she is not like all the other bleach blonde sluts here in the WWF who sleep their way to the top. Jazz says she fights her way to the top because she can and because she will and there is no woman in this federation that can stop her. Jazz says the interview is over and Lilian starts talking again so Jazz goes after her and asks her if she thinks she is funny or amusing. Jazz says she might just forget about Mighty Molly and make an example out of Lilian and then she calls her a bitch as she pushes her.

WWF Slam of the Week:

They show what happened between Ric Flair and Vince McMahon from last weeks show. Flair said he looked over the contract and McMahon is not only the owner but he is a wrestler so Flair challenges him to a match at the Royal Rumble. Vince asks who has the balls to step into the ring with him and Flair decks him with a right hand and says he does.

In Ring Segment: Vince McMahon & Stone Cold Steve Austin

Vince comes out and wishes everyone a happy new year. Vince says his primary new year’s resolution is to embarrass Ric Flair at the Royal Rumble, to annihilate Ric Flair at the Royal Rumble, to beat Flair beyond recognition at the Rumble. The crowd is doing the What chant and it is already annoying as shit. Vince then says his next order of business is the Time Magazine Person of the Year. Vince says he was in consideration for Time Man of the Year as well. They then show a picture of Vince McMahon on the cover of the magazine. Vince then goes off on the fans and says he is going to take action if they say What again.

Vince says he dares the fans to say it again and they do so he starts turning the lights off in certain sections of the crowd. Vince has all of the lights off in the building and he cuts the rest of his promo. This is classic and awesome. Vince dares them to say What again and they do and all of the lights are now out in the building. Vince is going on and on how he is powerful and he can make them all watch in darkness. Then Stone Cold’s music hits and he is already in the ring behind Vince who has no idea he is in the ring with him. Vince finally has the lights back up and Austin is standing behind him with his What shirt on.

Austin gets on the mic and just says what over and over and over and over again. Austin then asks Vince if he called himself the Person of the Year. Austin then says if you think Vince is the jackass of the year then give him a hell yeah. He runs through the what gimmick about dumb stuff. Austin made some new years resolutions of his own and it is drink more beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka, and even red wine. Austin says the first time he saw Vince this year he was going to knock Vince flat on his ass. Austin tells McMahon to take his jacket off but Booker T and the Boss Man come out to help out McMahon.

Austin is waiting in the ring for them but McMahon hits Austin from behind but Austin turns around and floors McMahon. Booker and Boss Man then attack and they end up leaving Austin laying and they bust him open with the microphone. These shots by Boss Man with the microphone are some of the worst things I have ever seen. It just looks terrible.

Match 2: Jazz vs. Might Molly

Jazz gets in the ring and goes right after Molly and drops him with a short arm clothesline. Molly hits a terrible head scissors take down and gets a 2 count. Jazz does a couple of moves where she drops Molly throat first across the top rope and then we get a head lock before Jazz hits three straight double under hook suplexes. Molly gets the upper hand with a drop kick but she goes for a body slam that Jazz slides out of and quickly picks up Molly and drops her with a brain buster DDT for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Jazz!

Backstage Segment: Stephanie McMahon Trying to Get Into Building

Theres a guy allowing people into the backstage area. Stephanie says she forgot her pass and then the guy tells her that she is no on the list. Stephanie tells him to look again but he says she is not on the list. Stephanie said that Flair and her spoke earlier in the week and they were working on a business proposition and she tries to get in but the guy stops her. He tells her two more times that she can’t get in the building and there is nothing else he can do. Stephanie then says that Triple H is coming back in 4 days and in case that dude didn’t realizes it he is the husband of Stephanie. Stephanie says she is going to be in a position of extreme power and the first thing she is going to do is fire this guy.

Backstage Segment: Test, Christian, Lance Storm, & Chris Jericho

Test said he hooked up with this hot Swedish broad. Christian asked him what her name was and Test said like he even asked her. Test then said he told her that it doesn’t matter if she speaks any English because he has a language she can understand as he acts like he is about to unzip his pants. Storm ends up stopping him before he can expose himself. Storm asked what we are doing here and they have no clue until Chris Jericho comes in. Jericho says these 3 are the Undisputed Champions best buddies.

Jericho has gifts for each of his friends. Jericho says he couldn’t ask for a better bunch of guys. Jericho then gives each of them their gifts. Christian asks Jericho if this festive joy is because Triple H is coming back on Raw is it? Jericho says that Christian is a kidder and a whack job. Jericho says that is not why he is giving them gifts but it’s because they deserve them. Jericho then runs down the accolades of Test, Christian, and Lance Storm. Jericho says he has a match to get ready for so he asks his friends to leave.

Backstage Interview: Undertaker

Coach runs through everyone that Undertaker has run through since he became Hardcore champion. Coach then reminds Taker what happened after he destroyed Tajiri when Big Show came out and challenged him to a match. Coach says Taker responded by just driving away. Taker gets offended by this and asks Coach if he thinks he is some kind of smart ass. Taker asks Coach if he thinks he is afraid of the Big Show. Taker says it is called psyching your opponent out and Taker wants to know who the hell is the Big Show to be calling Taker out. Taker says he has been around for 11 years and for 11 years he has been taking people like the Big Show and busting them up.

Taker says that there are a lot of people around here like Coach and the Big Show that need to learn some respect. Taker says he is going to ride his bike down to the ring and then get in the face of the Big Show and teach him the word respect. Taker says after it is over we will find out who is scared of whom and then he asks Coach if he makes himself clear.

Backstage Segment: Test and Torrie Wilson

Test tells Torrie that he got her a new years present. Test tells her to open it up and check it out. Torrie opens it up and it is a Jericho shirt. Test says it is the thought that counts anyways. Test then asks Torrie if later on she would want to go up to the nations capitol and partake if she knows what he means. Torrie declines and tells him that she is already taken. Test says he doesn’t want to be her boyfriend. Test then tells Torrie to check him out and asks her if she is going to pass him up and he tells her that if once she gets Test then she will forget about the rest. Torrie restates that she has a boyfriend and his name is Tajiri. Test then tells Torrie to tell Tajiri to meet him in the ring later and he will show him what a real man is all about.

WWF Boot of the Week:

They show the destruction that Undertaker has left behind the last few weeks to Spike Dudley and the Hardy Boyz.

Match 3: Hardcore Title Match: Undertaker (c) vs. Big Show

Undertaker is on his bike heading back up the ramp and Big Show goes chasing him while he is on his bike. Big Show grabs Taker off of his bike as this one gets going quickly. We head back to the ring and Big Show starts throwing in all of the weapons as Taker regroups. We head outside where Big Show goes for a big boot in the corner but Taker moves out of the way and Big Show gets hung up on the post where Taker rams the steps into the knee of Big Show.

Big Show hits a chokeslam but he can’t get all of it because of his bad knee so Taker kicks out. Big Show punches the chair into the face of Taker and then Big Show drops the straps. Big Show is going for the Last Ride but Taker hits a low blow on Big Show and then gets him in a Dragon Sleeper, or TCB (Taking Care of Business) as Big Show taps out. Your winner by submission and still WWF Hardcore Champion….The Undertaker!

Backstage Segment: Stephanie McMahon Trying to Get Into Building Part 2

Stephanie shows up again this time with James Dudley, the McMahon limo driver, and she knows that Dudley is on the list but Stephanie still is not on the list. Stephanie then starts hitting on the guy saying that what he is doing is turning her on. Stephanie says that if he lets her in then she will make it worth her while. Billy and Chuck then show up with their bags and the Event Staff guy marks out for them. He then says if Billy and Chuck ever come out with a calendar it would be unbelievable as Stephanie scampers off angry as hell.

Match 4: Chris Jericho/Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam/Edge

This one starts off with Edge vs. Angle. We start off quickly with Edge and RVD making some quick tags but Angle quickly puts a stop to it before RVD shows off the athleticism and hits a nice rolling spring board cross body for a 2 count. RVD was so smooth and so good in the ring. RVD heads up top for the 5-Star Frog Splash but Jericho ends up pushing RVD off the top rope as Angle and Jericho get control of the tag match. Angle and Jericho continue to work over the midsection area of RVD for the majority of the match here.

Angle goes for a belly to belly off the top but Angle gets pushed off and RVD hits the 5-Star but after it was over Jericho grabs RVD and drops him across the top rope to slow down Rob. We get the hot tag to Edge while Angle ends up tagging in Jericho. Edge comes in and takes out both guys until Edge gets Angle in the Ankle Lock but Jericho breaks it up. Jericho then hits the bulldog and goes for the Lionsault but Edge moves out of the way and Edge drops him with the spear but Angle breaks up the pin. RVD comes in and misses the split legged moonsault. Edge then hits Jericho with the Edgecution and then Angle hits the Angle slam on Edge. RVD clotheslines himself and Angle over the top rope as Jericho gets the pin on Edge. Your winners by pinfall….Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle!

Backstage Segment: Ric Flair and Arn Anderson

Arn says he doesn’t want to put Flair down and then Arn asks Flair where he has been. Arn tells Flair that McMahon, Booker, and Boss Man injured Austin. Flair confirms that Vince did all of this and then he says watch this and he tells Arn he is heading out to the ring.

In Ring Segment: Ric Flair & Stephanie McMahon

Flair asks the crowd if Vince has been acting up again. Flair says he endorses the Rock tonight in his campaign to fight Jericho at the Rumble. Flair tells McMahon to get in front of a monitor and listen to the Nature Boy. Flair says McMahon has a date with destiny at the Rumble when he faces the Nature Boy. Flair says that Vince thinks he can live in an ivory tower and play with peoples live’s like pawns and he says that’s fine but now he has to walk that aisle. Flair says McMahon is going to get poked in the eye, kicked in the balls, and get his nose broken.

Flair says it is time for McMahon to pay the price to be a wrestler. Flair asks McMahon what makes him think he could be like the Nature Boy. Stephanie then jumps the rail but Security stops her immediately. Flair then tells the security guards to back off and to let her in the building. Flair asks Stephanie if she wants to talk to him and Stephanie says she does. Stephanie says that she is impressed with Flair. Stephanie says that she has been impressed with Flair for a very long time and that she is a Ric Flair fan like a lot of the fans here. Stephanie says when she was a little girl she had a crush on the Nature Boy. Stephanie says as she got older that crush turned into respect.

Stephanie then sings the praise of Flair and Stephanie says that she respects him so much that she and Shane sold their shares to him. Stephanie says Flair is a general in the ring but in business he isn’t very good. Stephanie says when it comes to business she is the man. Stephanie says that Flair needs her to be there business wise. Flair then drops elbows and knee drops on his jackets. Flair then grabs the mic and tells Stephanie to tell everyone that she came here to get a shot at the title. Flair is sliding all over the place and Stephanie just nails him with a vicious slap and Flair goes stumbling backwards. That was an awesome sell job by Flair there.

Flair gets up like he is about to deck Stephanie. Stephanie asks what Flair thinks this is one big party. Stephanie reminds Flair that Vince will take a chance to slit his throat and end up. Stephanie then tells Flair that he needs her again but Flair only has 4 days left to make his decision. Stephanie then reminds us that Triple H will be back in the WWF and come this Monday the Game will really begin.

WWF Blast of the Night:

They show what happened between Test and Rikishi from Sunday Night Heat. Test was about to do something to Molly but Rikishi ends up coming out and dropping Test with a big kick and Hurricane picked up the win.

Match 5: Test vs. Tajiri

Test gets in the ring and starts clubbing Tajiri in the back and getting control early. Test then goes out after Torrie as she takes off running. Tajiri slows him down with a kick to the face and then throws him back inside. Tajiri goes for his spring board elbow but Test catches him and drops him with a nice full nelson slam. Tajiri ends up going for the Tarantula but Test blocks it and drops him across the top rope stomach first. Test goes for the big boot but Tajiri ducks and hits Test with a back kick for a 2 count.

Tajiri goes for another kick but Test moves and ends up tripping up Tajiri. Tajiri then hits the ropes but Test gets up and drops Tajiri with a brutal sounding big boot for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Test!

Backstage Segment: Vince McMahon, Boss Man, & Booker T

Boss Man asks McMahon if he is concerned if Flair brings Stephanie back into the fold. Vince wants to know what that serious business Flair was talking about. Booker T then walks into the locker room and Vince starts hyping him up. Booker says he is going to out and become the #1 contender. Booker then asks Vince McMahon who he is facing. Booker then says who like 4-5 times. Booker asks if they are getting it and then Booker says he is going to go out and become the #1 contender and introduce his new catch phrase all in the same night. Booker says t-shirts are going to be selling like hot cakes. Booker then leaves and Vince says Who while Boss Man says What.

Backstage Interview: The Rock

Coach asks the Rock how his New Year was and the Rock just stares him down like what the hell are you asking me. Finally the Rock has come back Washington, DC. Rock says his new year was simply electrifying. Rock asks the Coach how his new year was. Rock asks Coach if he sat around all day playing pocket pool like he usually does or if he watched himself on excess like he usually does. Rock asks the Coach if he sat around and listened to music and he asked if he liked some of the Rocks favorites like Mystikal, Jay-Z, and Destinys Child. Coach then says that he likes Barry Manilow. Rock asks the Coach if he likes the Copa and Coach says yeah he does so the Rock tells him to Copa his ass on out of here.

Rock says that he is going to start the new year like he ended the last one and that is stopping at nothing to become the WWF Champion again. Rock says that Booker T is failing to realize that the Rock is ready to roll, that he was born to roll, and that he came out of his momma’s womb ready to roll. Rock says the doctor held up the baby Rock and he was about to spank his bottom but the Rock stopped and said this isn’t just any baby bottom but this is the people’s baby bottom. Rock said he turned around and the nurses were gawking at the Rock and there eyes were wide with amazement. Rock says he looked at them and said that it is not the umbilical cord but it is the people’s strudel. Rock says Booker won’t be seeing the baby’s bottom, the peoples strudel, but he will be seeing the people ass whooping if you smell what the Rock is cooking!

Match 6: #1 Contenders Match: The Rock vs. Booker T

Booker goes after the Rock early but Rock ducks and starts laying in the right hands as this one is off. Rock starts off quickly with a big clothesline and then a samoan drop for a 2 count. Booker slows the momentum with a nice spine buster as he gets control of this one. Booker continues control of the match after he drops the Rock with a nice side kick when the Rock was on his way back in control. Booker goes for the ax kick but Rock moves out of the way and lays in 4-5 right hands and the last one sends Booker up and over to the outside.

Vince comes out of no where and attacks the Rock from behind while the ref checks on Booker in the ring. Vince hits Rock with a low blow and then throws Rock back into the ring as Booker hits the ax kick but he only gets a 2 count. Rock hits a float over DDT as both men are laid out. Rock goes for the pin but Vince pulls the ref out and then Flair comes out and he nails Vince with a big time right hand. Vince and Flair continue to brawl on the outside. Vince ends up getting busted open with the right hand right under his eye. That didn’t look good. Flair and Vince continue to brawl all the way through the crowd and to the back.

Rock hits a flying clothesline on Booker and then the spine buster. Rock goes for the People’s Elbow but Boss Man comes out and distracts the Rock as Booker nails him with a clothesline. Rock then throws Booker into the Boss Man and then drops him with the Rock Bottom. Rock goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and #1 Contender for the Undisputed Title….The Rock!

After the match is over Boss Man attacks the Rock and drops him with the Boss Man slam. Booker then hits the Rock with a Book End. Austin then comes out and cleans house of Boss Man and Booker T. Booker then heads outside and gets a chair and he comes in and floors Austin with it as the show heads off the air with Austin and Rock both laid out in the ring. This helps set up the main event on Raw where its Rock/Austin vs. Boss Man/Booker T.

Show Recap:
This was a solid show where they continued all of their storylines. I am a fan of a lot of segments that help progress a story instead of having long drawn out matches on television. To me you do storylines on TV so you make people pay for the matches. Thats one of the big issues with todays WWE, every show is the same and nothing makes Raw different than a Backlash PPV. You need to take your TV time to develop stories, characters, and anything else that would make people tune in to the product. After you get them to tune in then you make them want to pay to see the goods. When you give it match after match on Raw every week it becomes meaningless. Thats why watching these shows now make them entertaining. They do a good job of advancing stories as well as reminding you what happened leading up to the episode that you are in.

The matches themselves were quick and entertaining for the most part but they were nothing special. The tag match was a decent opener and then the main event was decent as well. If you are going to watch these shows and expect classic after classic then you are going to be in for a rude awakening because you are not going to get that. If you want stories that are coherent and progress week to week, with some of the biggest names the company has ever had, then you would want to tune into this. So far I really like the feud with Flair and McMahon. I also like the fact that Stephanie is trying to get her power back by offering her services to Flair but only until Triple H comes back. Theres a lot of layers to the stories they have going and they are interesting and they make me want to tune in to find out what happens.

I feel like this was a good set up to Raw to where you want to see what the Rock and Austin were going to do to get their revenge against Booker and Boss Man. Also, I want to know what’s going to happen between Flair and Stephanie. At this point that is all TV was meant to do and that’s bring you in to the next show and I feel like this show accomplishes that. So with that being said, lets get to the Raw!


Raw Event Information:
Date: January 7th, 2002
Location: Madison Square Garden in New York City
Main Event: Stone Cold Steve Austin/The Rock vs. Booker T/Big Boss Man

Show Opening:

Show opens up with the opening video and then they show us that The Rock and Stone Cold will team up to take on Booker T and the Big Boss Man. We then head back into MSG when ‘No Chance’ hits and out comes Vince McMahon.

In Ring Segment: Vince McMahon & Ric Flair

Vince comes out holding a Christmas gift. He gets in the ring and says he has something to talk about that is more important than Triple H’s return and it’s his match with Flair at the Rumble. Vince says a lot of people feel that Flair shouldn’t be in the ring with a guy the caliber of himself. Vince says that a lot of people think that Flair is not only not the same caliber as Vince but he is not worthy of being in the ring with him. Vince says he doesn’t agree with that.

They then go to a highlight video on Ric Flair where they are showing some of his most memorable moments in his career. The dubbed in music for this is terrible from the network version.

We head back to Vince and he says it is pretty impressive. Vince says Flair was not content in having one of the best careers of all time but he also wanted to change his career. They then show Flair’s return to the WWE from November 19th, 2001. They show Flair challenging Vince to a match at the Rumble from 2 weeks ago on Smackdown where Flair dropped Vince with a right hand. They show Flair attacking Vince from last weeks Smackdown. Vince says he got 5 stitches on the outside and 3 stitches on the inside.

Vince says Flair has the expression that to be the man you have to beat the man. Vince says he is already the man and he is going to prove it. Vince then opens up the box and puts on a Flair type wig and a Flair robe and starts strutting around the ring. This prompts Flair to come out to go after Vince. Flair steals the mic from McMahon and tells McMahon every time he takes a moment and makes a video on Flairs career he ends up finding the soft spot in his heart for McMahon again. Flair then says that after that Vince ends up doing something stupid like putting that wig on and the Flair robe on. Flair asks Vince who the hell he thinks he is. Flair says Vince will never make fun of him or mock him.

Flair tells McMahon to take off the damn wig and Vince just stands there so Flair slaps it off. Flair then tells McMahon to take off his “God damn” robe or he will beat him from one side of Manhattan to the other. Vince ends up taking off the rope but he takes out a pipe and blasts Flair in the head with it. Vince then stomps on the robe of Flair while Flair tries to get up. Flair is busted open bad. Vince then throws Flair out of the ring and Vince goes out after him and throws him into the steel steps. McMahon starts laying in the boots to Flair as he talks shit to him the whole time. Vince throws Flair back into the ring and then walks off calling Flair a piece of crap as we head to a commercial break.

Match 1: Rob Van Dam vs. Test

Crowd is really pumped up for RVD’s debut inside of MSG. RVD starts off quick with some kicks and some attempted pin falls but he goes for one to many kicks as Test catches him and drops him with a slam. Test controls a portion of the match with some high impact clothesline and a couple of rest holds before RVD drops him with a spinning leg kick. RVD jumps up to the top rope but Test shoves the ref into the rope and causes Red to rack himself on the ropes. Test goes for a cheap pin by putting his feet on the ropes but RVD kicks out anyways.

Test goes for his big boot but RVD gets out of the way and hits Test with a front kick to the face. Test gets frustrated and goes out and grabs a chair. The ref tries to stop him but Test throws him down. RVD then hits Test with the Van Daminator and then nails the 5-Star Frog Splash for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall….Rob Van Dam!

Backstage Interview: Kurt Angle

Coach is down in the parking lot awaiting the arrival of Triple H when Kurt Angle shows up behind him and he finally cuts off the Coach. Angle asks Coach what the heck he is doing and Coach tells him he is waiting for Triple H. Angle is confused as to why he is waiting for Triple H. Angle asks the Coach to interview someone who has the decency to show up on time. Angle asks where Triple H is anyways. Angle says the way people are acting then Mayor Rudy Giuliani gave him the key to the city or something. Coach corrects Angle and tells him it is Mayor Bloomberg now and Angle tells the Coach to shut up and tells him not to correct him.

Angle says he is the one with the big announcement to make. Coach asks him what his announcement is but Angle tells him that he is not going to stand here and answer his pity question. Angle says when Triple H shows up then Coach needs to start spreading the word that tonight is Angle’s night.

WWF New York Segment: Trish Stratus & Terri

Trish says what’s up New York and Lawler says that he is up. Terri then comes out and interrupts Trish. Terri says it is great to be back in New York and Trish is upset that she interrupted her. Terri says she is the brand new and better host of Excess. Trish asks Terri what she is doing here. Terri says that Trish is pathetic with her Women’s title strutting around. Terri says that Trish doesn’t measure up to her and that she is more talented than her, better looking than her, and more athletic than her. Terri says she is here to challenge Trish.

Trish asks Terri what sort of challenge she has for her. Trish asks if it is a bra and panties match, a lingerie match, or the ever exciting mud wrestling match. Trish says every challenge she has accepted she has delivered 100% Stratusfaction guaranteed. Terri then challenges Trish to a wet t-shirt contest unless Trish is afraid she is going to lose. Trish then accepts the challenge.

Match 2: Billy & Chuck vs. Scotty 2 Hotty/Albert

Before the match starts Billy hops on the mic and asks if he heard it right that Trish and Terri are going to have a wet t-shirt contest. Billy says if anyone should be in a wet t-shirt contest then it should be Billy and Chuck because of their fabulous physique. Billy then says if you don’t believe then then Chuck can pull out his hose and show all these people. At this point Scotty 2 Hotty’s music hits and interrupts them. What a gimmick Billy and Chuck were. They were pretty damn awesome and their gimmick really did work.

Billy and Albert start this one off with a head lock but Albert just picks him and tosses him. Albert ends up whipping Chuck into the corner and then Billy into the same corner. Albert then splashed Chuck into Billy and this caused Chuck to fall down backwards. Billy then gets wobbly and ends up falling head first into the penis area of Chuck. What a great spot with the gimmick involved. Hilarious.

Scotty comes in and works over Palumbo and hits him with a neck breaker for a 2 count. Billy ends up distracting Scotty and this allows Billy and Chuck to get the advantage of this one. Scotty drops Chuck with a DDT and then we get the dual tags as Albert comes in and just destroys both guys over and over. Scotty gets the tag and he goes for the Worm on Billy. Chuck ends up breaking up the pin and then comes in and nails Albert with a brutal looking super kick. Billy comes in and drops Scotty with the Famouser for the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….Billy & Chuck!

Backstage Interview: Chris Jericho

Jericho tells Sharmell to address him the way he deserves to be addressed and that is as the “living legend, larger than life, Undisputed Champion…Chris Jericho.” Jericho then talks about how great it was to see Vince leave Flair laying in his own pool of blood. Jericho says Flair was the one who named the Rock the #1 contender. Jericho says he gets the opportunity to beat The Rock for the unprecedented 5th time. Jericho also said Flair is the one who booked him in a match with a Rikishi tonight because everyone wants to see him get a stink face.

Jericho then tells Sharmell to check out his profile and how great it is. Jericho calls it a picture perfect Picasso. Jericho says he will not get a stink face. Jericho says all of the people who get on their knees and pray to God asking him to make them look half as good as him will be disappointed when he doesn’t get the stink face.

Backstage Interview: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Michael Cole is talking about how great it has been so far here in MSG but Austin interrupts and keeps on saying What. Austin says he has 3 things he wants to talk about. First thing he wants to talk about is the man he saw backstage tonight and it was Triple H. Austin says he is not here to wish Triple H good luck. Austin said he had to return under the same sort of circumstances and that Triple H’s career was nearly over. Austin says he can’t wait to look at him right in the eye face to face.

Austin then says he is entering himself into the Royal Rumble. Austin says he is going to throw a man over the top rope, then another, then another, then another, another, another…you get the idea. I hate this what shit. Austin tells Cole that he gets the picture and he is going to throw 29 sumbitches over the top rope and go on to Wrestlemania. Austin then talks about his match tonight where he is teaming with the Rock. He says they are going to open up a big ol can of whoop ass on Booker T and the Big Boss Man. Austin says tonight 2 sumbitches at least 4 or 5 times are going to get their ass kicked because that’s the bottom because Stone Cold said so.

Match 3: WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Edge (c) vs. Lance Storm

This one starts off fast with Storm hitting some stiff shots to the back, a right to the face, and a clothesline in the corner. Storm goes for a slingshot clothesline but Edge drops him with a drop kick. Lawler on commentary talking about the wet t-shirt contest says “I’ve wanted to squirt on Terri and Trish forever, this is going to be wonderful.” Lol classic. Edge ends up blocking a roll up in a pin but Storm kicks out and Storm quickly turns that into his single leg Boston Crab but Edge gets into the ropes to break it up. Edge then drops Storm with the Edgecution out of no where for the 1-2-3. Your winner by pinfall and still Intercontinental Champion….Edge!

After the match Edge is walking up the ramp when William Regal returns and lays Edge out. Regal then got the brass knocks out and floors Edge with them and knocks him out as the refs send him to the back.

Backstage Segment: Kurt Angle & Christian

Angle is in the back talking to Christian about how he doesn’t understand what the big fuss is about Triple H coming back. Christian doesn’t see it either. Angle asks who is the guy who saved the WWF at Survivor Series. Christian says it was Angle. Angle asks who is the guy that brings happiness and joy to all the little children across the world every single day. Christian says it is Angle. Angle asks where Triple H was during the invasion anyway. Christian says that he was probably at home spinning U2 albums or something. The network version suddenly leaves that and goes straight to Booker T’s music. Seems like something was cut out there.

Match 4: Stone Cold Steve Austin/The Rock vs. Booker T/Big Boss Man

This one starts off quickly as Rock goes out of the ring after Booker and Austin goes out after Boss Man. Austin gets Boss Man into the ring and he hits the Thesz press and then an elbow. Austin then dumps the Boss Man out of the ring with a clothesline. Booker gets tossed into the ring as Austin ends up catching him and drops him with the Stun Gun. Booker goes for an atomic drop but it doesn’t work as Austin flips him off and drops him with a clothesline before throwing him out of the ring.

Rock finally gets tagged in and he lays in some rights and a flying clothesline on the Boss Man for a 2 count. Boss Man ends up pulling down the top rope and this sends the Rock over the top rope and back first into the announce table. Boss Man then goes out and blasts the Rock with his night stick to the gut. Rock ends up getting in control with a toss and then a spine buster on Booker T. Rock then goes for the People’s Elbow but Boss Man trips him up and Booker T hits the Book End on the Rock but Austin comes in and hits Booker with a big time spine buster before Booker could tag the Rock.

Boss Man comes in and works the mid section of the Rock. Booker comes in and he lays in some chops on the Rock but Rock turns it around and lays in the chops of his own. Booker goes for the scissors kick but Rock moves and ends dropping Booker with a DDT as both guys are laid out. Boss Man and Austin both get the tag. Austin comes in and lays out both guys with big time clotheslines and a back drop on Boss Man.

Booker ends up missing a side kick as Austin goes after Boss Man with kicks in the corner. Rock takes care of Booker and sends him flying over the top rope with a right hand. Austin then drops the Boss Man with a Stone Cold Stunner and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners by pinfall….Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock!

After the match Austin gets in the face of the Rock and ends up handing him a beer as they celebrate their victory.

Match 5: Chris Jericho vs. Rikishi

This one starts off with Rikishi dominating the match and eventually tries to go for the stink face but Nick Patrick stops him from doing so. They head outside where Rikishi bashes Jericho’s head into the announce table and tries to do it in the post but Jericho ends up pushing Rikishi into the post to get control. Jericho gets Rikishi back into the ring and ends up hitting him with a missile drop kick off the top rope for a 2 count. Jericho hits the running bulldog and goes for the lionsault but Rikishi moves out of the way and hits him with a clothesline and then an Alabama slam to stop Jericho’s momentum.

Rikishi is heading up to the middle rope for his bonsai drop but Jericho moves out of the way and Rikishi misses. Jericho then grabs his title from the outside and tries to hit Rikishi with it but Rikishi ducks and hits Jericho with a super kick right into the ref in the corner. Rikishi goes for stink face but Jericho moves and Rikishi does it to Nick Patrick instead. Jericho then hits Rikishi with the WWF Title and gets the 1-2-3. Your winner and still WWF Undisputed Champion….Chris Jericho!

Backstage Segment: Big Show, Tajiri, Torrie Wilson, & Kurt Angle

Big Show says since HHH is back the competition is going to go up. Torrie said she has never met Triple H but she is excited to. Big Show says he has had his ups and downs with Triple H and Triple H sets the bar for everyone in the company. Kurt Angle then walks in and says that these guys are acting like teenagers at a Ricky Martin concert. Angle doesn’t understand why everyone is freaking out over Triple H being back. Angle asks if he is the only one that remembers that Triple H made life miserable for everyone in the WWF before he got injured. Angle says they are unavailable. Tajiri then gets excited over Ricky Martin and starts dancing and singing his song.

Backstage Segment: Dudley Boyz, Spike, and Tazz

They show Spike working out in the back. D-Von and Bubba show up and try to bully Spike until Tazz shows up. Bubba asks Tazz if he should be getting ready for Sunday Night Heat or choking out his mother or something. Tazz says the Dudleys have held the tag titles a million times but still have massive chips on their shoulders. D-Von asks Tazz to come and knock the chip off their shoulder. Bubba says they can’t do that because they are too small. Bubba says that Tazz’s problem is he forgot where he came from. Tazz says next he is going to take the Dudleys back where they came from. Bubba says see if you remember this and he says beat us if you can as Tazz says survive if I let you. That was pretty damn awesome.

WWF Tag Team Title Match: Dudley Boyz vs. Spike Dudley/Tazz

Tazz and Spike head right out after the Dudleys as they are walking down the ramp. Bubba takes a trash can lid and just smashes Tazz with it on the outside. Bubba and Spike are in the ring going at it while D-Von and Tazz brawl on the outside. Spike goes for a sunset flip but Bubba uses the fire extinguisher on him. D-Von does the what’s up drop to Tazz while Spike is outside laid out. Bubba tells D-Von to get the tables. Spike gets back in the ring and hits a diving head butt into the gut of Bubba. He then goes for the Dudley Dog through the table but Bubba moves the table out of the way so he only gets the Dudley Dog on the mat.

Tazz gets in the ring and gets met with an elbow. Spike takes the stop sign and blasts Bubba in the face with it and then Bubba falls face first on to the sign. Spike goes for the Dudley Dog again but Tazz moves the table and Bubba just launches Spike across the ring. Tazz is working on the table when Stacy gets on the apron and lifts up her skirt to distract Tazz but Tazz moves and Bubba gets distracted instead. Tazz then hits a suplex on Bubba on to the table but it didn’t break so Spike hits the Dudley Dog on Bubba through the table and gets the 1-2-3. Your winners and new WWF Tag Team Champions….Tazz & Spike Dudley!!!

Backstage Promo: The Undertaker

Undertaker says tonight is the big night for Triple H. He says the hype has been off the charts with all of the special videos. Taker says the mere mention of Triple H’s name makes the crowd go crazy. Taker says Triple H must think that the people really respect him. Taker says that they don’t respect him because they don’t respect people like us because they use them. All the people want from people like them are his blood and their pain. Taker says the people just want Triple H to re-injure his leg. Taker says he is not here to rain on his parade but Triple H needs to remember who runs the yard. Taker says at the Rumble he will be the last one standing and he will be the only dog in the yard.

Wet T-Shirt Contest: Trish Stratus (c) vs. Terri

There really isn’t much to this. Lawler gets all his jokes in and then sprays down Terri with the super soaker. She prances around the ring looking pretty hot with her wet shirt and thong. Trish is about to go for her turn but before she can get her jacket off, Jazz attacks her from behind and leaves her laying. Instead of just talking about this I will just show you it in gif form. Enjoy!


Royal Rumble Replay

They show Drew Carey being in the Rumble from 2001. They show the interaction between he and Kane.

Triple H Returns

The pop Triple H gets when his music hits and he walks out is insane. The fact it lasted as long as it did was awesome as well. You get goosebumps every time you see it. I am not a huge Triple H guy but I still remember this show from when it aired because of the response he got. What a better place to come back than Madison Square Garden? Just awesome shit all around here.

“Just in case you’ve forgotten, let me tell you who just the hell I am. I am the Game and you can bet your ass I am back.” What a great returning line. He then enters himself into the Royal Rumble and after doing that Kurt Angle’s music comes on and he comes out to interrupt Triple H. Kurt Angle asks Triple H who the hell he is. Angle says the quad injury kept him out for 8 months while he won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck.

Angle says that he deserves this time and not Hunter and that Hunter is on Angle’s time. Angle says his announcement is bigger than Triple H’s return. Angle then tells us all that he will be in the Royal Rumble as well. It will be his first ever Royal Rumble. Angle says he wasn’t in the Rumble last year because he was busy pinning Triple H to the mat. Angle then asks Triple H what he thinks of that and then Hunter attacks Angle. They brawl for a little bit until Triple H nails Angle with the Pedigree as the show goes off the air.

Show Recap:
This was a solid show from start to finish. They always went a little above and beyond while being inside of MSG and this show as no different. It started off hot with the Vince McMahon/Ric Flair angle to start the show and ended with Triple H coming back. They developed some storylines that will head into the Royal Rumble such as Taker, Hunter, Austin, and Angle all announcing they will be in the Rumble match. They also continued the feud between the Dudleys vs. Tazz/Spike Dudley with them getting the title win here. Everyone who needed to be on the show was on the show and did something that was useful so you can’t really complain there.

This show is obviously memorable because of the return of Triple H but there are some other things on here that are worth checking out as well. Its an entertaining hour and a half and one worth checking out every once in a while to get a reminder of the good ol days of the WWF Attitude Era. I hope you have enjoyed this run down of the week in WWF Television from 2002. I like this format and I feel like I can get things done a lot quicker doing it this way so we will see how far we can take this. Look forward to the next set of Smackdown and Raw as we head down this long journey of the Year in Review for WWF in 2002.

WWWF All-Star Wrestling Review 12-02-78

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Goodbye, Crazy Luke… We hardly knew ye.

WWWF ALL-STAR WRESTLING 12-02-78

All-Star Wrestling is taped from the Fieldhouse in Hamburg, Pennsylvania.
Taping date is November 22, 1978.

“Living Legend” BRUNO SAMMARTINO joins Vince McMahon at the announcer’s table this week for the action. Bruno looks very alert.

As they discuss the action for today, Vince mentions that we will see WWWF Champion Bob Backlund taking on “Crazy” Luke Graham. Bruno picks Backlund to win in a “fairly easy match”. Wow, that was harsh Bruno! Even Vince looks a little surprised that Bruno basically buried Graham as a non-threat.[spacer height=”20px”]

MATCH #1: SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES & DAVE DARROW VS. MOOSE MONROE & BARON MIKEL SCICLUNA

Referee is Tony Altimore. Darrow and the big Moose will start. They trade some blows with Moose coming out on the winning end. The Baron tags in and continues to work over poor Darrow. Monroe tags back in and he hooks a grounded chinlock. Darrow eventually reverses the situation and tags to Jones. Given how many times Jones has been the weak link of a team, It’s a scary thought when SD is the guy you need to depend on. Jones holds his own with both opponents for a bit, but he tags back to Darrow and the heels go back to work on poor Dave. Moose and Scicluna have their way with Darrow for a few minutes before he comes fighting back and ties Moose in the ropes. Jones tags in and plants Moose with a pair of headbutts, and a headbutt for the Baron as well. SD has the momentum and then stupidly tags out.

Darrow gets tagged back in. Well that was dumb. The Baron tags back in, drops Darrow, then hits a kneedrop for the win in 9:02.

Winners are The Moose and the Baron

I can’t believe I just wrote that.

Notes: Well, now SD can see how it feels when you do all the work and then your partner comes in and jobs to some cheap move. The shoe was on the other foot here. Speaking of shoes and feet, I’ve noticed Jones has been rocking two boots of different colors lately. Not sure if that’s a fashion statement or if he lost a boot. This match honestly had no business going half as long as it did. Filler all the way.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #2: “RUSSIAN BEAR” IVAN KOLOFF (w/LOU ALBANO) VS. STEVE KING

Koloff chokes the shit out of King up into the ropes. Great aggression by Koloff as he works over King. Steve fights back with some solid punches, but Koloff slows it down with a chinlock. Albano is blowing the hell out of a whistle and it’s irritating as all hell. I hated it when John Tolos did it, I REALLY hated Bill Alfonso with it, and it’s just as annoying here.

Koloff tosses King to the floor where Albano lays in some kicks. Good to see Dick Woehrle as referee here, so Tony Altimore isn’t reffing a match involving his former tag partner Albano. King fights back on Lou on the floor but Albano comes right back with more cheap shots and he whips King back into the ring for a second time.

King comes back on Koloff with an Irish whip, but he runs into a Russian knee. Koloff with a nice backbreaker and a series of running kneedrops to the spine of King. Koloff covers after a backdrop but yanks Steve up at the count of 2. Koloff with a nasty looking Gut Buster, and he pulls King up again at 2. Now a backbreaker, and for a third time Koloff yanks King up after a 2 count. Another backbreaker, and a diving kneedrop finally ends it after 4:48.

Winner is the Russian Bear

Notes: Was hoping to see Koloff use that standing Figure Four again, oh well. A really fun squash by Koloff here. Very aggressive, very deliberate, very realistic. He was bad ass. Albano seemed to get in almost as much offense as Ivan here. Entertaining squash.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

RINGSIDE INTERVIEW WITH DINO BRAVO

[spacer height=”20px”]They have nothing to talk about, so Vince brings up how Dino quietly goes and visits children in the hospital. Wow, that’s a far cry from participating in underground cigarette black market rings and the ramifications that followed. Bravo talks about benching 515 pounds in a competition with some Olympic hopefuls. Jokes on them, Carter’s boycotting! Vince puts over Bravo’s great handball playing. I’ll leave that one alone. McMahon also talks about Dino’s great track and field accomplishments… I can only sit here and think of the muscle-bound Bravo of the 80’s and it’s hard to see him run across the ring without blowing up, much less do track and field. As I continue to watch 1970’s Dino Bravo the man, and the athlete, I have to ask… What went wrong?[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #3: “THE BIG CAT” ERNIE LADD VS. FRANCISCO FLORES

[spacer height=”20px”]Once again, they dive into the archives to air a taped match of the Big Cat in action. If you haven’t caught on after my last two reviews, I’ll explain it one more time. Ladd wasn’t working full time in the WWWF at this point but he was coming in for the big paydays at MSG, so they were going back and using old footage to keep him as a relevant part of TV.

It’s never more obvious here that this is an old match for a variety of reasons, from the arena (Philly), to the ring announcer, to the referee (Dusty Feldbaumer), to the fact that ANTONINO ROCCA is on commentary with Vince McMahon. That would date this taping somewhere between November of 1975 and February of 1976. That’s the best window of time I can give when both of these guys were in the WWWF at the same time. Vince says Ernie likes to be referred to as “DADDY LADD” sometimes. LOL. OK. Ladd with a flying hammerlock takes Flores down to the mat, twice. LADD WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAPFROG… AND A DROPKICK FROM LADD!!!! Holy shit!

It only gets a 2 count??? Ladd starts working the taped thumb gimmick as he jabs it into Flores several times and he hits the big legdrop. Ladd drops the taped thumb into Flored one final time before making the cover and getting the win in 3:10.

Winner is The Big Cat

Notes: Heh, even in 1975 Ladd was keeping his matches at 3:00. I’ll say this much, Ladd still actually left his feet at this point. Impressive leapfrog and dropkick from a guy his size. It was stuff like that, and his college & NFL career, that probably led to his multiple knee surgeries. Ladd was always quite the sight in the ring, I’m just sad we didn’t get a promo.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #4: “HIGH CHIEF” PETER MAIVIA (w/FRED BLASSIE) VS. MIKE PAIDOUSIS

[spacer height=”20px”]Referee is Tony Altimore. I didn’t quite understand Paidousis getting a win last week, but now it all makes sense. By Mike grabbing a win in his first match, it makes Maivia that much better here when he pins his ass. Let’s see if Mike cooperates with Maivia better than he did with Masters last week. Paidousis blocks a punch as things begin. Uh oh… Maivia gets Paidousis into the corner and chokes him and works him over. Paidousis lays in one solid forearm that sends Maivia backwards and the High Chief leaves the ring to regroup.

Back in the ring, Maivia is right back in control and he repeatedly rams Paidousis into the exposed steel buckle that Blassie loosened pre-match. Paidousis fights back and rams Peter into the steel buckle, but Maivia’s head is so hard he no sells it and hammers down on Paidousis. Mike comes back with another stiff forearm that knocks Maivia backwards. The Chief looks at Blassie and sells the shot while laughing as if to say “can you believe this motherf**ker is stiffing me”.

Paidousis tries a comeback, but Maivia has none of it. The Chief lays in a few head butts and quickly jumps on top and grabs the win after 5:15.

To put a little more heat on, Maivia continues to beat down Paidousis after the match. Mike still tries to fight back, but Maivia drops him again. Take that, bee-otch!

Winner is The High Chief

Notes: Things went better this week with Paidousis, but there were still a few questionable moments in the match as far as his need to try and save face. Still, it was nice to see someone who knew how to handle him. It was clear Paidousis was booked to go over last week so he would look like a strong opponent this week, which in turn makes Maivia look all the more better when he got the win. It’s simple Booking 101 like that which seems nonexistent today. Not a very good match, but it was good to see Paidousis get beat this week after his crap from the last episode.[spacer height=”20px”]

 

MATCH #5: WWWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BOB BACKLUND (w/SKAALAND) VS. “CRAZY” LUKE GRAHAM (w/THE GRAND WIZARD)

This is the big main event. It’s a rarity to see the World Champion in singles action on TV. This is non-title, which in theory means Luke Graham could win this match. If you remember back to the beginning of the show, Bruno said that Backlund would basically squash Crazy Luke here. So we shall see…

Backlund quickly proves that he is faster than Graham, and he can out wrestle Graham. Bob is so quick that Luke is still going through the motions of the previous holds while Bob has moved on to another hold LOL. Graham comes back by driving several thumbs to the throat of Backlund, but it doesn’t even seem to phase the champ for some reason.

Luke hooks Backlund in a hammerlock and uses his free hand to choke the champ. Dick Woehrle wants a break after catching the choke. Backlund forces Luke down with a drop toehold, and you can tell Luke didn’t want to bump. Bob hooks a headlock, but Luke counters and locks Backlund into a Sleeper hold. The amazing wrestling skills of Backlund sees Bob counters the sleeper into a hammerlock.

Luke shows his strength when he picks Backlund up with one arm and carries him to the corner. Luke sits Backlund on the top rope, BUT BOB SLAPS GRAHAM!!! Luke goes a little CRAZY and the Wizard passes off a foreign object to Graham, but Bob takes down Luke and applies a toe hold. Graham kicks his way free and goes back to the ever popular choke hold. Graham chokes Backlund to the count of 4 REPEATEDLY. Backlund finally fights back and he floors Graham with an uppercut. Backlund tries for a dropkick, but Graham holds onto the ropes and Bob lands hard on the mat.

Graham with a shitty forearm drop, gets 2. Graham with an even shittier backbreaker, and that also gets 2. Backlund ducks a clothesline and it’s time for the super ATOMIC DDDRRRROOOOOPPPPP!!! Backlund gets the win after 7:49.

Winner is Bobby Backlund

Notes: This was fine for a TV match with the World Champion. Backlund did enough to keep the match from completely sucking, but that’s still hard with Luke getting the heat. Luke really loved the choke hold. He was a master of finding ways to use it out of nowhere. Hmmm… CHOKE OUTTA NOWHERE! Just doesn’t have the same pizzazz as RKO. This was OK for TV, still not very good. The one plus is, THIS IS THE END OF LUKE GRAHAM ON WWF TV.  Putting the Champ over on TV on the way out was commonplace back then. We saw Kobayashi do the same thing for Backlund a while back. Luke would go on to work a few house shows after this in singles and also replacing Scott Irwin who quit the territory immediately after dropping the tag title belts. But for all intents and purposes, THIS was Luke’s last televised match in the WWWF.[spacer height=”20px”]

RINGSIDE INTERVIEW WITH BOB BACKLUND

Vince steps over for a word with the champ. Backlund says a match against the Grahams is always tough. If Luke had won today he would have gotten a title shot. Luke wanted to prove he was better than his “brother” the Superstar Billy Graham. That didn’t work out so well. Backlund says the belt isn’t his belt, it’s the fans belt. Awwwww. Backlund saw Luke go into his trunks for his foreign object and he knew he had to avoid it. Bobby Backlund, the people’s champion![spacer height=”20px”]

Closing Thoughts: Well that’s it, we finish up 1978 with this episode on the Network. The Retro Rasslin’ Review will be moving on to 1979 in the near future. As far as this episode goes…

Maivia continues to get dominating wins as he comes after Bob Backlund and his title. I was a little surprised with Backlund on the same show that neither man had any words to say about the other. Backlund had the opportunity at the end of the show, but instead put over the Grahams, and himself being champion. The Backlund vs. Graham match wasn’t very good, but I always liked seeing the champion get a win against a “big name” on TV.

I continue to enjoy Koloff’s squashes, he pulled off some nice moves here again this week. He was a true work horse. The Ladd/Flores match that aired from a few years back showed a much more agile Big Cat than we’ve seen in recent weeks. Ernie was still the man, though. As for the opening tag match with Moose and Baron going over… I guess you’ve got to throw everyone a bone every now and then. The Bravo promo was basically a cut and paste of every other interview Vince has done with him this entire year. McMahon doesn’t seem to know what to talk with Dino about so he goes to the same shit every time (he benches over 500 pounds, he’s an all around good guy, and Vince’s obsession with how great a handball player Bravo was). I’ll let you form your own jokes there.

And at the end of the day, we bid adieu to Crazy Luke Graham and his final WWWF run.

1979, here we come![spacer height=”20px”]

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