From the Beginning… WWF Monday Night Raw – January 11th, 1993

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February 25, 2014

Monday Night Raw: January 11th, 1993
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Randy Savage, and Rob Bartlett
Main Event: The Undertaker vs. Damien Demento

Welcome everyone to the very first edition of the Monday Night Raw Review. We are going to take a walk back through time as I review each and every Monday Night Raw from the beginning… until I get tired of doing this. This review will be Uncooked. Uncut. & Uncensored. So, without further ado, let’s get started.

We open up with the very first Raw from the Manhattan Center in New York City on January 11th, 1993. Ratings for Prime Time Wrestling were dwindling and Vince McMahon felt like there needed to be a change with their Monday night timeslot. So, on January 11th, 1993 Vince McMahon debuted Monday Night Raw. The commentary team consisted of Vince McMahon, Macho Man Randy Savage, and comedian Rob Bartlett.

The show opens up with Sean Mooney standing outside the entrance to the Manhattan Center on the NYC sidewalks for the debut episode of Monday Night Raw. Bobby Heenan tries to get in to Raw to host the show, but Sean Mooney says he has been replaced and he is not permitted inside for Monday Night Raw. Unfortunately, for all of us, Bobby Heenan was replaced at the commentary booth by Rob Bartlett who was a member of Don Imus’s morning radio show. Thankfully Bartlett doesn’t last long.

The very first match in Monday Night Raw history features Yokozuna vs. Koko B. Ware.

Match 1: Yokozuna vs. Koko B. Ware
The match starts with some stalling while Yokozuna gets warmed up in the corner. Some dry comedy by Rob Bartlett while Yokozuna gets warmed up is already annoying. Yokozuna starts out by showing off his power by throwing Koko around outside of the collar and elbow tie up. Koko is selling like a champ early and making Yokozuna look good. Koko tries a flying shoulder block and Yokozuna just brushes it off and doesn’t even move an inch. Koko gets a few drop kicks in and goes to the wale once too often and goes for a flying clothesline and Yokozuna moves out of the way and Koko gets clotheslined by the top rope. Yokozuna drops the humongous leg on Koko then nails him with the huge back splash in the corner. Yokozuna then drops the Bonzai Drop on Koko B. Ware and gets the 1-2-3 in 3:45. Savage gives us this classic line as the show goes to commercial break “Koko B. Ware could be slid under the locker room door.”

(Post match thoughts: Nothing more than your typical squash match here. Koko sold like a champ and Yokozuna just looked awesome. You could already tell this guy was going to be WWF Champion sooner rather than later. Yoko was awesome at this point because he wasn’t too far overweight and he could actually move in the ring. Pretty good opener for Raw and not a bad squash either)

Next up we have the Raw girl walking around holding up a Monday Night Raw sign. Vince McMahon talks about Bobby Heenan being left out of the building which segues us to a promo by Bobby Heenan hyping up the incoming Narcissist. This is a very good promo talking about how the Narcissist (or as he was first referred “Narcissus”) is better than Mr. erfect and that Perfect will pay once “Narcissus” makes his way to the World Wrestling Federation.

Match 2: Steiner Brothers vs. The Executioners (Pain & Agony)
For the record, the Executioners were Duane Gill & Barry Hardy. The match opens up with Scott Steiner in the ring going up against one of the Executioners. Scott and the Executioner start out in a collar and elbow tie up then Scott drops to one night and trips him. Scott thing picks him up and throws him into the ropes and gets him in a very nice title-a-whirl side slam then drops him with an elbow. Scott tags in Rick and Rick nails the Executioner with a knee. The Executioner tries to whip Rick into the ropes but Rick reverses it and the Executioner stumbles into the ropes and kind of clotheslines himself on the middle rope. Rick then picks him up and irish whips him into the ropes again and this time Rick nails him with a huge Steiner line. During the match Doink is out in the crowd walking around messing with the fans. Steiner picks up the Executioner on to his shoulder then he runs him into the turnbuckle stomach first. The Executioner rolls outside and the other Executioner walks over to check on him. Scott goes over and gets the Executioners in a double noggin knocker. The Executioner gets rolled back into the ring and gets whipped into the ropes. He tries a leap frog but Rick catches him and just dumps him to the mat in a spine buster type move. Rick tags in Scott who comes in and gets the Executioner in an overhead belly to belly suplex. Scott makes the Executioner tag in his partner. When the other Executioner gets into the ring Scott gets him in a double underhook suplex. Scott then puts the Executioner on his shoulders and Rick comes off the top rope with the bulldog. The Steiners get the pin in 3:01 via pin fall.

(Post match thoughts: The Steiner Brothers just demolished the Executioners in your prototypical squash match. I believe the Executioners got in two kicks during the whole match. Not much you can say about this match but the Steiners were always awesome and had a lot of great moves. They were stiff as hell and were just a joy to watch during squash matches.)

Up next, we have Sean Mooney outside where Bobby Heenan attempts to get inside by acting like Rob Bartlett’s aunt. Heenan adjusts his wig and Sean Mooney exposes him. This would be one of the main themes of the show, Heenan dressing up in different disguises to try and get into the building.

We come back from commercial break with Vince McMahon in the ring waiting to interview Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon talks about his upcoming match with Bret Hart at the Royal Rumble for the World Wrestling Federation title. Razor is in full blown Tony Montana mode at this point, and it is awesome. Razor says that it took Bret Hart 8 ½ years to become the WWF champion and it only took him 8 ½ months to get a shot at the gold. They also show footage of Razor Ramon attacking Owen Hart from WWF Mania. Razor with the classic line “squashing your baby brother like a cockaroach was fun mang.” Razor throws his toothpick at Vince McMahon as he leaves the ring.

(Thoughts on the interview: This promo was pretty good. It hyped up the match and you really get a good idea of what the Razor Ramon character was all about. It was full blown Tony Montana at this point with the say hello to the bad guy line and just the demeanor. This is a character that could get over just as much today as it did back then.)

“Macho Man” Randy Savage and Rob Bartlett talk about the WWF’s Headlock on Hunger. Tatanka has a promo talking about how all of the WWF Fans can help with the Somalian relief efforts by donating to the American Red Cross.

Match 3: WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Max Moon
Shawn starts the match by getting Max Moon in an arm drag takedown. Max gets up and they get in another collar tie up. Shawn puts him in a headlock then goes into a standing side switch. Max reverses it and gets Shawn in a standing reverse arm bar. Shawn nails Max with a nice elbow then Shawn hits the ropes while Max drops down. Max does a leap frog, Shawn then comes off the other ropes as Max goes for another leap frog but Shawn stops and tries to kick Maxx. Max grabs Shawn’s leg and spins him around and goes for an atomic drop but Shawn rolls out of that and grabs Max from the back. Max reverses and runs Shawn into the ropes again. Shawn runs at Max but Max dunks and then does a leap frog over Shawn. On the way back Max hits Shawn with a single arm takedown. Awesome fast and fluid action at the start of this match. Max hits Shawn with a hip toss then a body slam. Shawn lays down in a corner to take a break and Vince says “Shawn is taking a powder.” After taking a short break Shawn hits Max with a knee to the stomach then he irish whips Max into the ropes and goes for a back elbow but Max rolls underneath Shawn’s elbow. Shawn runs at Max who lays down and Shawn jumps over him and hits the other rope. Max catches Shawn in an arm bar in mid-air and slams him down to the mat and locks in an arm bar on the ground. The match goes to commercial. When we come back Shawn irish whips Max into the turnbuckle. Shawn tries to hit Max with a splash but Max moves out of the way and Shawn goes shoulder first into the top turnbuckle. At this point Bartlett on commentary says “You missed it folks, during the break Shawn Michaels pulled a knife.” Vince chimes in and “scolds” Bartlett by telling him to stop. Pretty funny if you ask me.

Shawn then gets Max back in the corner and he irish whips him into the other corner, Max tries to jump over Shawn but Shawn catches him and clothesline him across the top rope. Shawn gains control of the match at this point. He nails a nice dropkick on Max then takes his time to adjust his hair for the camera while Max is laid out in the ring. Doink shows up again during the match. Max tries to pull a quick on Shawn as he rolls him up and gets a 2 count. Shawn then knees Max in the mid-section to regain control of the match. Shawn viciously irish whips Max into the turnbuckle who falls down on impact. Shawn then takes the time to look into the camera and says “This face has broken so many homes.” Shawn gets Max in a reverse chin lock. Max elbows his way out of the chin lock and bounces off the ropes. Shawn goes for a leap frog but Max catches him and sling shots him to the outside. Max then runs off the apron and nails Shawn with a butt drop type move to the outside. Max rolls Shawn back and gets the upper hand. Max nails Shawn with the spinning heel kick in the turnbuckle then gets him in a rolling senton type move and gets a 2 count. Max goes for a flip splash but Shawn gets out of the way. Max gets Shawn in a side chin lock but Shawn goes for his belly to back suplex finisher but Max gets out of it. Max goes for another move and Shawn finally nails him with the Belly to Back suplex for the 1-2-3 in 9:56.

(Post match thoughts: This match was pretty awesome. There wasn’t a lot of down time and the pace kept up at a pretty high speed. There was a lot of chain wrestling and back and forth action that kept the crowd into it. I loved the way Shawn played off his gimmick here and you can really see how far he came in 1992. Max Moon put on a pretty good performance and had some pretty nice moves for the time. I really liked his spinning heel kick in the corner spot and the slingshot to the outside was pretty solid as well. I’m sure most, if not all, have seen this match before, but if you haven’t then I would check it out. It is a nice little TV match that is entertaining to watch. Shawn & Max (Paul Diamond) go way back as a tag team in the mid-1980’s. Thumbs up on this one.)

There is a quick commercial break then it comes right back to the Royal Rumble report. Mean Gene Okerlund announces that Shawn Michaels will fight Marty Jannetty at the Royal Rumble for the WWF Intercontinental Title. Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty both cut a promo talking about the match as well as whose corner they think Sensational Sherri will be in. Gene Okerlund then goes over the participants for the Royal Rumble match. There are promos by the following wrestlers talking about the Royal Rumble match: Mr. Perfect, Yokozuna & Mr. Fuji, and then Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Gene Okerlund then talks about the WWF Title Match.

Sean Mooney is outside talking about how the fans are already lining up for next week’s show. Bobby Heenan is dressed up as an Amish guy named Marty. Heenan tries to walk into the building but Mooney grabs his beard and pulls it down to expose Bobby Heenan again. Heenan then looks up and says he can get in through the roof.

They show highlights of what happened between Kamala, Kimchee, Harvey Whippleman, and Reverend Slick from this past week’s Superstars. Vince McMahon says that after this incident Kamala has “seen the light thanks to Reverend Slick.”

Match 4: The Undertaker vs. Damien Demento
The match starts off with Damien Demento acting like he is going to attack the Undertaker from behind but he stops and starts looking and pointing to the sky as if voices are going off in his head. Undertaker turns around and stalks Demento and then they go into a stare down. Demento nails Undertaker with 4-5 straight right hands then he irish whips him into the ropes. Demento lowers his head like he is going for a back body drop but Undertaker stops and slams him to the mat. Undertaker doesn’t waste anytime grabbing the arm of Demento and going up to the top rope to nail him with his jumping right hand after walking the top rope. Undertaker keeps control then irish whips Demento into the turnbuckle. Demento puts his foot up and nails Undertaker then he climbs to the top rope and hits Undertaker with a double axe handle. Demento then nails Undertaker with a shoulder block but he sits right up. Demento irish whips Undertaker again but Undertaker dunks the clothesline and nails Demento with a huge diving clothesline. Undertaker looks over to Paul Bearer and Bearer gives Undertaker the signal for the tombstone. Undertaker nails Damien Demento with the Tombstone and gets the 1-2-3 in 2:25.

(Post match thoughts: Really not much to this match at all. It was quick and over before a blink of the eye. It was a squash match and nothing really good happened. Demento was just there to make Undertaker look good and he did a good job of that. Nothing else to say really.)

We come back from commercial break and Vince McMahon is standing ringside with Doink the Clown. Vince McMahon tells Doink that Crush has warned him about making kids cry but Doink just laughs it off. Crush comes out and confronts Doink. Crush tells Doink that he better stop making the kids cry and that this is just a warning and if he keeps it up he will take care of him. Doink sprays water in the face of Crush and Crush chases him down. Crush gets in the ring while Doink lays down on the outside laughing about what he has done to Crush.

We go outside where Sean Mooney and Bobby Heenan are on the roof of the Manhattan Center. Sean Mooney tells Bobby Heenan that he can go in now as the show goes off the air.

Overall thoughts on the show: It was definitely different than the Prime Time wrestling format that most fans were accustomed to on Monday nights. The show was pretty decent. It wasn’t your standard Superstars or Wrestling Challenge because it had a different feel to it. I don’t know if it was the building or what, but it just seemed to come across as different than the other shows. The matches themselves, outside of Shawn Michaels vs. Max Moon, are nothing of merit but for historical purposes this show is definitely worth checking out if you have never seen it.

That is all for this week. Join me next time as I review the January 18th, 1993 edition of Monday Night Raw. Mr. Perfect, Ric Flair, and Tito Santana are just some of the names that you will be seeing next time right here on the Monday Night Raw Review.

WWE Network Issues Continue, MLBAM Responds

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Jim Somers

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February 25, 2014

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Many fans attempting to stream on-demand footage on the WWE Network are still experiencing difficulties as of Tuesday morning. The live 24/7 stream has been holding up much better, with much fewer fans reporting difficulties.

The major issue with WWE Network signups and content streaming thus far has been the overwhelming demand by fans trying to use the service.

MLBAM, the company that WWE partnered with to handle the back end logistics of the WWE Network, told Deadspin.com on Monday that they’ve never seen anything and the demand “exceeded anything we have seen in 14 years of doing e-commerce.”

Fans attempting to access the WWE Network on Playstation are saying that the login box is broken.

As for WWE’s internal reaction to the technical difficulties, there was no real outrage at WWE headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut, but the issues are essentially out of their hands. WWE is encouraging fans to tweet their issues or questions to @AskWWENetwork.

WWE Updates Fans on John Cena’s Injury

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Brian Grey

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February 25, 2014

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The following is from WWE.com:

John Cena suffers knee injury at the hands of The Wyatt Family

GREEN BAY, Wisc. — John Cena’s knee was left battered and bruised after a vicious attack on Raw at the hands of all three members of The Wyatt Family. Following the brutal beatdown, the 14-time World Champion was taken to the locker room to be evaluated by WWE trainers.

At this time, WWE medical staff is unsure of the exact nature of the injury. After initial examination, they felt some instability and swelling in Cena’s knee, and recommended that the Cenation leader get an MRI. Initially, Cena refused further treatment.

On Raw Backstage Pass on WWE Network, ringside physician Dr. Chris Amann explained that John Cena felt something shift or give in his knee during the confrontation. While he refused treatment at first, Cena was transported to a local medical facility for more evaluation. Cena is still refusing to have an MRI done on his knee.

Bray Wyatt, pleased with the carnage caused by his monstrous family, ominously tweeted later in the night, “The golden calf has been sent out to pasture …Can you still see him?”

For further updates on the status of John Cena, stick with WWE.com.

The WWE Raw Report 2/24/14 (The Hulkster, The Undertaker, Lesnar, and more!)

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February 24, 2014

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Raw Pre-Show Notes

Just some quick notes about the new Raw Pre-Show on the Network before we get going.

– There was a hosting panel with Ric Flair working as the special guest panelist, along with Booker T, Alex Riley and Josh Matthews.

– I liked the cuts to the ring during the Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow going on as part of the Superstars taping. The whole live feel and the stuff going on in the background really made it feel like a hype show.

– There was a play up to the whole “where does the Shield go now” since they lost to the Wyatts. Apparently that one loss means they should pack it in… lol… Flair puts over Reigns as ready to break out.

– They announce Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio in a rematch from the Chamber for tonight’s Raw.

– Is Brock Lesnar here? You bet he is! Lesnar vs. Big Show highlights from the Rumble air.

– There’s clearly another match going on in the ring involving Goldust, possibly Cody Rhodes, and I believe Los Matadores. Not sure if it’s an 8-man or what’s going on. I guess they’re saving this one for Superstars as there’s no cuts to the ring for this one.

– Backstage there’s an argument going on between Sheamus & Christian. Brad Maddox walks in and makes a match between the two for tonight!

– This Saturday, the Network premiere of Stone Cold Steve Austin on Beyond the Ring (a Network feature)

– Lots of “go home” talk for Raw tonight as we can hear the commentator’s themes being played as JBL, Cole, and Lawler head to the ring.

Pretty cool pre-show for week one. Good for WWE.

WWE Monday Night RAW Report for 2/24/14 from the Resch Center in Green Bay, WI

– No fooling around this week, we kick things off with the Hulkster! HULK HOGAN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING with “Real American” blasting!!!

Hulk kicks off with “Well Let Me Tell You Something Brother”! Hogan namedrops the city for a cheap pop and says tonight marks a turning point in his career as he is HOME, brothers! Hulk talks about the first ever WrestleMania, and the WWE Network. He moves on to announce that he will be the official host of WrestleMania XXX. “Whatcha Gonna Do Brother????”.

Wow, that was short… and fast… and really accomplished nothing for Hogan other than putting over the Network. It was basically like a 5 minute commercial for the WWE Network.

Michael Cole, JBL & Lawler shamelessly plug the Network even more as Real American continues in the background. That was a hell of an uneventful return. How do you blow a Hulk Hogan return? Only the WWE…

It’s announced that Daniel Bryan will take on Kane tonight…. Joy…

-Commercial Break-

1. Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio. Rematch from the Chamber PPV. Rumors today that Tister is going heel. I really don’t see what other option they have. Him and Orton are going to be booed out of the building at Mania. Can’t help but think that most of this resentment is based solely around the way WWE booked the Rumble match. Lots of boos from the fans tonight and Batista acknowledges it. The “Boo-Tista” chants return again tonight. Fans pop for Del Rio and chant “Si” for every shot he gives Tister. Boos every time Batista gets offense. Quite funny, I don’t think Vince knows what to do with the fans finally taking charge of what they want to see. Tister tosses Del Rio out of the ring but Alberto rams Batista shoulder first into the steps as we go to commercial.

Back from break, Del Rio continues to work on the arm of Batista. Both men go down for a double count spot. They get up and trade blows, cheers for Alberto, boos for Boo-Tista. Batista hits a powerslam for a 2. Del Rio goes back to the arm with a single arm DDT and sets up for the superkick on batista’s knees, but HE MISSES… ON ACCIDENT!!!!! I think. Del Rio misses the kick and covers it up, but Batista comes back with a Spinebuster… RANDY ORTON’S MUSIC HITS, Orton steps out for a distraction and Del Rio rolls him up for the 3 count on 9:30.

After the match, Orton cuts a promo on Batista and mocks how the fans have booed him since his return. Batista acknowledges it and says he boos the fans back, it’s called “being real”. Batista says he is REAL, and not a kiss-ass like Orton. Batista says he will be champion at WrestleMania… And there’s the Tister heel turn.

Add a surprise CM Punk return to this match and make it a 3 Way at Mania, and you might actually salvage the title match for the PPV… I know that’s not likely, and there’s all sort of dynamics involved for that to ever happen, but it’s just wishful thinking.

-Commercial Break-

– This is episode 1,083 of Raw.

2. IC Champion – Big E vs. Cesaro (w/Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger). Some feeling out to begin between two guys who know the definition of raw strength. Big E with a nice belly to belly to take over. Cesaro fights back but Big E catches Cesaro coming off the middle rope and hits a trio of backbreakers. Big E tries a leapfrog and Cesaro TURNS IT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER IN MID-AIR!!! Freakish strength by Cesaro, and freakish agility by a man Big E’s size. Commercial break time.

Back from break, Big E breaks free from a submission hold and nails a big PRESS SLAM!!! Big E charges Cesaro in the corner but Cesaro moves and Big E’s shoulder hits the post… LITERALLY… Nasty smack against the post. That’ll leave a deep bruise for tomorrow. Cesaro with some nasty European uppercuts for 2. Chinlock time… Big E breaks free and tries a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Cesaro slides behind and lands a powerslam of his own. Another chinlock by Cesaro, and then a sleeper. Big E escaped by flipping Cesaro forward. Big E with another belly to belly and the big splash for 2.

Cesaro takes over, launches Big E into the air and down into a big European Uppercut for a near fall… Cesaro rushes Big E in the corner and E hits some type of clothesline or spike slam and puts Cesaro on the back of his head!!!! Cesaro kicks out, “We the People” chants. Cesaro is over…

Swagger tries to interfere but Big E takes him out. Cesaro with the Giant Swing on Big E for 10 revolutions…. Jack Swagger randomly gets in the ring and puts Big E in the Ankle Lock to get Cesaro DQ’d after 16:00….

Colter & Cesaro have words with Swagger after the match, Big E attacks Swagger, Cesaro cuts him off and hits the Neutralizer on Big E. Surely they’ll given Cesaro someone better than Swagger to work with at Mania…

– Pictures from last night’s Chamber match showing the Wyatts screw John Cena out of his WrestleMania dream. Cena will address the Wyatts…. NEXT!

-Commercial Break-

– John Cena out, and even though he was screwed out of the WWE Title and main eventing WrestleMania, he FIRST namedrops Hulk Hogan. Cena admits that he’s been offering an open challenge to the new superstars to go through him to prove they are the future. Well… That’s what the Wyatts did, isn’t it? Cena says the future of the business will run through him.

Cena calls out Bray Wyatt, and here comes the Wyatt Family. Bray stops in the middle of the aisle and takes a seat in his rocking chair. Bray can’t agree more that the future should come through Cena first. Wyatt properly introduces himself to Cena. Cena introduces himself back to a 50/50 reaction from the crowd. Cena tells the Wyatts that if even one of them get in the ring, they’re starting something that WILL be finished.

The Wyatts surround the ring, and attack Cena. John tries to fight them off, but they beat hom down. The Wyatts step back and allow Cena to his feet as they slowly start to walk away…. The Wyatt Family return to the ring and drop Cena a second time, posing over Cena’s body as the segment ends.

-Commercial Break-

– They play up a Cena leg injury and he’s stretchered out of the arena. The announcers talk like Cena’s career could be over…

3. Christian vs. Sheamus. Simple little things like the scuffle in the pre-show go a long way to make a match have some meaning… Christian did pin Sheamus in the Chamber last night, so there’s that as well… There’s also some discussion of issues they had on Smackdown, but I don’t review that, lol… Christian has this new “I don’t give a crap” attitude and he slaps Sheamus silly. The Celtic Warrior returns the assault and takes over offense. Sheamus dominates the next couple of minutes, Christian comes back with a dropkick from the middle rope. Sheamus reverses and sends Christian to the floor then hits Christian with a flying shoulder block off the apron as we go to commercial.

Back from break, Christian takes over as he knocks Sheamus off the top rope. Christian with a reverse bear hug. Crowd chants boring not. Christian picks up the pace with an…..abdominal stretch…. Sheamus to the apron, Christian charges but takes a kneelift and the 10 clubs across the chest from Sheamus. Sheamus tries a Cloverleaf, Christian escapes and goes to the middle rope but Sheamus yanks him off and applies the Cloverleaf. Christian gets to the ropes for a break.

Sheamus chases Christian around ringside and back in the ring, Christian takes over. Christian tries for a Killswitch, but Sheamus goes for White Noise, Chrstian counters with a sunset flip for a realllly close count. Both men are down… Sheamus up first, sets up for the Brogue Kick, but misses. Christian kicks Sheamus in the face and comes off the middle rope RIGHT INTO A BROGUE KICK… OUCH!!!! Sheamus lands the Brogue and Christian is done. Sheamus wins in 15:30.

“Update on John Cena”… He has a lot of “Swelling” in his knee.

– Earlier tonight. Renee Young interviews HHH & Stephanie when Daniel Bryan interrupts. Bryan challenges HHH to a match at WrestleMania because HHH keeps screwing him over. HHH says he only wrestles A+ players at Mania, and he’ll TRY and find Bryan a spot on the Mania card…

-Commercial Break-

– February is Black History month, and this week’s special feature video is on Tony Atlas & Rocky Johnson. They play up their time as WWF tag team champions, which wasn’t long, but it was a good way to squeeze them both into the feature.

– The Shield promo backstage. Rollins wants to know where Ambrose disappeared to last night during the 6-man match. Ambrose is sick of explaining himself. Dean walks off and Rollins questions Ambrose’s story with Roman Reigns. The Wyatt Family shows up. Roman Reigns challenges Bray Wyatt to a one-on-one match. Bray accepts…

– Cut to the Pre-Show panel with Josh Matthews, Booker T & Flair. Alex Riley is missing… They discuss Raw so far and what’s to come. Flair is terrible at this and doesn’t seem to know half the wrestlers’ names.

– Daniel Bryan on his way to the ring….

-Commercial Break-

4. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane. Kane in the dress pants, wife beater and black elbow pads. There’s a good look. I guess we’re beyond the whole “Kane can’t touch wrestlers” crap. Kane goes after Bryan’s injured shoulder, but Daniel fights back with YES kicks in the corner. Bryan goes after Kane’s leg. Daniel Bryan vs. HHH is trending and they make sure to note it… As if Kane isn’t immobile enough these days, Bryan takes his leg out and locks him in a half crab. Kane grabs the ropes for a break and takes back over on Bryan’s shoulder. Bryan finally is able to knock Kane out of the ring, but takes a punch when he tries a suicide dive. Kane drags Bryan to the floor and rams his shoulder into the steps as we go to commercial.

Back from break, Kane still has control, but Bryan comes back with the YES kicks. Kane counters with a side slam for 2. Kane goes to the top rope, but Bryan with a HURACAN RANA OFF THE TOP ROPE ON KANE… Of course, Kane takes it in slow motion so it isn’t all that great…

Kane takes a crappy bump over the top rope and Bryan hits a suicide dive. Bryan rams Kane into the barricade and back inside lands the top rope dropkick. Kick to the side of Kane’s head for 2. Bryan is good and all, but Kane should not be in any matches that last 15 minutes plus…

Bryan off the top but KANE CATCHES HIM WITH A CHOKESLAM!!! Bryan kicks out at the last minute…. YES! Chants… Kane goes to pick Bryan up, but Bryan counters into a YES Lock, but no, Kane counters again with a choke, No wait… Bryan tries again,,, Both break free of each other, Bryan avoids a clothesline and plants Kane with the RUNNING KNEE and the win in 15:30….

– Following the match, Bryan gets on the mic and calls HHH a coward. Bryan says HHH hid behind Stephanie’s skirt when he challenged him at Mania earlier. Bryan says HHH ignores the fans and what they want, Bryan tells the fans to let HHH know what they want. The fans chant YES! as Bryan begs for a match with HHH at WrestleMania…

-Commercial Break-

– We learn that Batista and the WWE Title match at Mania are so important, that Batista will cut a promo on SMACKDOWN to tell the fans how he really feels about them.

– Alexander Rusev & Lana Promo

5. Summer Rae (w/Fandango) vs. Emma (w/Santino). Sorry Emma, this gimmick isn’t working on the grander scale. It’s fun for a cult indy show like NXT. Emma dances for Summer and gets shoved down. Emma shoves back and the two girls take the fight to the mat. Summer dances over Emma. Emma with some decent quick moves, but Summer kicks her face off for 2… Summer works a variation of the Cobra clutch on Emma, and the crowd actually chants for Emma. Emma escapes and applies the Emma Lock (Bridging Muta submission spot). Summer taps out in 3:30.

– Hey, did you know Hulk Hogan is back??? After that opening segment I wasn’t sure either… I thought maybe it was just a live advertisement like they used to do in the 1950’s.

Usos vs. Outlaws rematch next… How the hell are they fitting all this with 40 minutes left? Two matches, AND a Lesnar/Taker angle? I’m starting to think Taker is coming back as Raw goes off the air… Force everyone to turn to the Network to watch the rest. Sneaky bastards…

-Commercial Break-

6. WWE Tag Champions The New Age Outlaws vs. The Usos. I don’t get what this Outlaws thing is leading to, or is supposed to accomplish. It was a fun novelty, but it’s starting to drag now… Usos deserve the belts IMO, they’ve been a better team than most over the past decade…

The bell sounds and Road Dogg gets on the mic to do his shtick, he asks the Usos to leave… and they do… As Road Dogg finishes up he eats a superkick and Billy Gunn is sent to the floor… Jey Uso with a suicide dive and barely hits it on Gunn… Jimmy Uso off the top rope with a big splash and pins Road Dogg in maybe 1:00… The Usos beat the tag team champions…

– Roman Reigns on his way out for his match with Bray Wyatt…

-Commercial Break-

With that last match going a minute, they may cram everything onto this show after all.

We learn that John Cena has been taken to a medical facility to check out his knee.

7. Bray Wyatt vs. Roman Reigns. This is out main event match of the night, as our final segment will likely be something to do with Lesnar and Taker. Just as Roman asked, neither man has anyone at ringside, this is supposed to be one on one. Both guys are coming right at each other, Bray does bail at one point but he’s right back in. Stiff boot by Bray to the face of Reigns, and a stiff clothesline follows… Bray works over Reigns, until Roman reverses a toss in the corner and tosses Bray to the floor. Roman with a stiff clothesline on the floor to Wyatt. Commercial time…

Back from break, it’s more back and forth. The crowd is kind of blah at this point in the show, not that this match is doing any favors. Actually, this entire final hour has been lackluster with Kane, Emma, the one minute tag team match, and now these guys wrestling methodically… “UNDERTAKER” chant. Wyatt hits a splash in the corner, these guys are moving SLOW. Reigns fights back and lands the SUPERMAN PUNCH and a clothesline in the corner. Reigns goes for the dropkick onto the apron, it connects but looks like it missed if you get what I mean. Back inside Roman lays out Bray for sets up for the spear when the LIGHTS GO OUT….

Rowan & Harper at ringside!!! BUT ROLLINS IS RIGHT THERE!! Rollins with an insane somersault plancha onto Rowan & Harper!!! He got some hang time with that…. Rowan & Harper double team Rollins when Ambrose shows up to even the odds. Reigns with ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH and sets up for the spear. Ambrose jumps in the ring and attacks Wyatt to cause a DQ… Didn’t we see this EXACT SAME FINISH in the Cesaro vs. Big E match???

Ambrose causes the DQ as he attacks Bray just as Roman sets up for the spear. Wyatt wins by DQ in 15:30… All six men have a fight and the Shield clear the ring of the Wyatts….

– Backstage promo with Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar… Heyman pleads with Brock not to tear anything up or destroy anyone…

-Commercial Break-

– HERE WE GO!!!! It’s time… Brock Lesnar & Heyman make their way out…. We have a table in the ring as Paul explains that Brock should be the #1 contender to the WWE Title. Paul runs down all of Lesnar’s accolades. The only thing left is to win the WWE Title at WrestleMania XXX, but HHH & Stephanie won’t give him that opportunity. Heyman has an open contract in his hands. Brock Lesnar wants HISTORY TO CONQUER or he will never wrestle at Mania again!!!

Lights go out… BONG!!! He’s HERE! The UNDERTAKER IS HERE!!!

Taker makes his slow walk towards the ring and up the steps… Lesnar waits anxiously…

“Undertaker” chants. Taker looks up at the Mania sign, and back at Brock. Lesnar says some things and then signs the open contract. They want Taker to sign the contract. Taker stabs Lesnar’s hand on the table with the pen, apparently signing the contract “through” Brock’s hand. Taker removes his hood, and CHOKESLAMS LESNAR THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Taker looks back up at the Mania sign and dims the light. Challenge Accepted!!!

Stay with me for the RAW POST GAME SHOW…

WWE Raw “Backstage Pass”

I don’t know that I’ll be doing this every week, but this being the first, here goes…

We pick up where Raw left off, with Taker standing on the ramp as Heyman checks on Brock. Then we go to the panelists, and wudda ya know, Alex Riley is back!

– Renee Young is waiting backstage for an interview with Brock. We’re also going to have an interview with Hulk Hogan.

– We’re shown ringside footage of Lesnar being attended to in the ring after being laid out by Taker.

– Byron Saxton with backstage interviews with Dolph Ziggler & Xavier Woods. They discuss Hogan & Undertaker. Ziggler is sporting a Hulkamania shirt. This was a whole bunch of nothing.

– Lenar is finally walking to the back as his theme plays. The Undertaker is trending #1 on twitter, worldwide…

– They cover the John Cena knee injury from earlier tonight. They talk with a WWE doctor backstage.

– Renee Young interviews Hulk Hogan! Hulk still sorting the shades indoors. This was obviously pre-taped just after his appearance at the beginning of the show. Hogan puts over hosting Mania XXX. All that hype for a minute long promo.

– Exclusive Interview with Kane next. Again, obviously pre-taped immediately after the Kane/Bryan match. Kane says he has no reaction to the match and walks away. Well that ate up a good 5 seconds….

– Renee Young live with Brock Lesnar… Renee asks for an interview, but Brock & Heyman just walk past her… Again, post show is NOT delivering…

Backstage Pass ends at the bottom of the hour, 11:30 eastern… That’s all folks…

The Soap Box: Top Ten WWE Champions of All Time

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Atlee Greene

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February 24, 2014

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Wrestling Soap Box: Top Ten WWE Champions of All Time

The WWE championship is the holy grail of professional wrestling. It’s the belt that every aspiring, and current, wrestler dreams of holding. Having this honor bestowed upon you means you are the best that this business has to offer which in turn produced some of the most memorable feuds. Today, I will rank the top ten WWE champions of all time.

To say this list was hard to compile would be a huge understatement. 42 wrestlers over a 50 year time span made for several list changes. The thing to remember is that all lists of this type are subjective. You do the best you can with a criteria that makes sense to you.

For example, Money is extremely important, but being a big draw doesn’t define a wrestler. Iron Man 3 made over four hundred million dollars at the box office but it’s not going to win Best Picture at the Oscars.

Without further ado, let’s get started.

10. Bob Backlund: There is more to Bob Backlund’s story than the crazy presidential candidate with lunacy filled rhetoric. Backlund was a wrestlers wrestler who held the WWF title from 1978 to 1983 with two unrecognized interruptions in-between. This clean cut all American’s NCAA championship pedigree made him a longtime fan favorite. His list of successful title defenses boasts a who’s who of Hall of Famers including Don Muraco, Jimmy Snuka, Peter Mavia, Greg Valentine and Sgt. Slaughter. Champion vs. Champion matches were a hallmark of Backlund’s reign as he wrestled for the AWA, NWF and NWA world titles. Everyone knows about the controversy surrounding end of his title run when his manager Arnold Skaaland threw in the towel while he was trapped in the Iron Sheik’s Camel Clutch. Backlund left the WWE shortly thereafter and would not return until 1992. The company was a much different place by then and Backlund was a man out of time which caused him to get lost in the shuffle. Fortunes turned in 1994 when he defeated Bret Hart to win his second WWF title. While he lost it three days later to Diesel, him winning the belt eleven years after his first reign ended is another example of his great accomplishments that may never be duplicated.

9. Macho Man Randy Savage: Perhaps no one had a tougher act to follow than the Macho Man Randy Savage. Being the first babyface to hold the title after Hulk Hogan came with a lot of pressure. Would business drop or would Macho Madness hold its own? Savage was phenomenal as either a babyface or heel. The Mega Powers explosion is arguably the greatest storyline the WWE has ever produced. Savage’s intense performance made it click. His match with Ric Flair at WrestleMania VIII was an emotional classic. You truly believed Savage wanted to kill him. Savage was an elite performer no matter where he was on the card and putting the WWF title on him validated his worth.

8. CM Punk: In an era where wrestlers lose titles as quickly as they win them, CM Punk made the WWE title mean something again. Often times, in all forms of entertainment, the most talented guy doesn’t get the gig. Over the course of 434 days, Punk showed that talent still trumps all in the right circumstances. One of the unique things about his run as champion is that we got the best of both worlds. As a babyface, he was a fighting champion who took on all comers while as a heel, he was a spineless weasel who could justify any course of despicable action. While these scenarios are nothing new, Punk did it with a style that made the world take notice of the Chicago-made superstar.

7. Triple H: When I think of certain periods of time in professional wrestling, the year 2000 belonged to Triple H. His second run as WWF champion proved he was the best wrestler in the industry. No one could touch him. Some will scoff at his resume due to his marriage partner, but look at his body of work before he said “I Do.” His matches with Mick Foley, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin cemented his place as a perennial main event player. The eight times he held the WWE title produced great moments. Whether he was champion or challenger, the WWE title was always the apple of Triple H’s eye which augmented the importance of being champion.

6. John Cena: While hardcore fans just want him gone, there is no denying that currently, John Cena is the WWE. Even though he is not the most mechanically refined wrestler, he is very good at telling a story in the ring which is what sells tickets. Cena, more than most, can go with the flow and makes the best of every situation. ECW One Night Stand in 2006 was a perfect example of Cena giving everyone what they wanted. Diehards wanted his head, while loyal members of Cenation stuck to the ideals of hustle, loyalty and respect. The hostile environment inside the Hammerstein Ballroom was the orchestra and Cena played them like a fiddle by simply being himself. Cena doesn’t consistently earn five snowflakes from a newsletter. That doesn’t matter because there is a lot to be said for someone who brings smiles to children all over the world. Kids absolutely love this guy. Without that element, the business of WWE wouldn’t be as well off as it is today.

5. Shawn Michaels: HBK represented the best of both worlds. Not only was he charismatic on the microphone, but he could get it done in the ring. In my opinion, Michaels is the greatest pure athlete to hold the WWF title. He is also the most controversial. The Iron Man match at WrestleMania XII showed how great wrestling matches can be when the storyline is as simple as who is the best. His match with Mankind at Mind Games was a surprise hit that is heavily revered to this day. While his second reign ended as quickly as it began, his third and final turn with the strap became a test run for what became the Attitude Era. It’s a shame Michaels couldn’t take part in the company’s most prosperous period. Nevertheless, his role as champion can’t be denied because Shawn proved that professional wrestling was ready to follow in the cultural shift of the times.

4. Bret Hart: The thing that separates Bret Hart’s title reign from everyone else is that no one saw it coming. Hart was tearing it up as the intercontinental champion but another silver medal at the podium would be a moot point. The WWF needed to change their image from the muscle bound caricatures to performers with athletic merit. Some say he lucked into the championship due to the steroid scandal, but controversy creates opportunity. Hart was the perfect choice as he brought a respect and realism that was worthy of leading the charge. With Bret at the helm, the formula changed. Instead of using a wrestling match to get over a story line, the match itself became the story. I liken Bret Hart to Denzel Washington. He’s not always a massive box office draw, but he always turns in a critically acclaimed performance that speaks for itself.

3. Bruno Sammartino: I was not alive during Bruno Sammartino’s era. He is one of only two champions on this list that was booked by Vince McMahon Sr, which is vastly different than being booked by the current incarnation of McMahon. After doing a lot of research, it is my estimation that Bruno not only defined his era, he was his era. People who bought tickets didn’t say they were going to see wrestling. They said, “I’m going to watch Bruno at the Garden.” Sammartino carried himself with a class and professionalism that made him the real deal in the eyes of fans and celebrities all over the world. That is fame and respect you buy or manufacture. Sammrtino held the title twice with the first reign beginning in 1963 and ending in 1971. The second went from 1973 to 1977. I think it’s safe to say that his impressive record will never be broken.

2. Stone Cold Steve Austin: In 1998, those who mocked wrestling years earlier suddenly found their eyes glued to their television. Wrestling was cool again and it was all thanks to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Of course, WWF flourished but WCW and ECW reaped some of the benefits too because people couldn’t get enough wrestling. Austin 3:16 T-Shirts were everywhere and people flipping the bird was as common as breathing. While his feud with Vince McMahon put it over the top, it all came back to one thing. The WWF title. He never had a lengthy babyface reign with the title, but that didn’t matter. Fans loved Austin as champion and they loved his chase for the gold even more. You could have put the title on a broom stick and people would pay in droves to see it broken in half with a Stone Cold Stunner. Also, how could anyone forget the “Smoking Skull Belt” that was a hallmark of Austin’s title reign?

1. Hulk Hogan: Hulkamania is ingrained in the fabric of pop culture and the WWF title was at the center of it all. For a long time, Hogan held the record for the most WWF titles held with five. However, in 2002, he had a career renaissance that earned him his sixth and final WWE championship. No one in the history of professional wrestling has had more legendary nights than Hulk Hogan. Piper, Warrior, Savage, Rock, the list goes on and on. These matches aren’t just great wrestling matches, but moments that will live on for generations to come. That faithful night in the Pontiac Silverdome against Andre the Giant is the biggest and most important WWF title match in history. No other match has come close.