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Television Rewind Episode 2: WCW Nitro 7-29-96

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Television Rewind Episode 2: WCW Monday Nitro 7-29-96

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome back to Television Rewind right here on CrazyMax. It’s been a while since yours truly, xstat32x, has done a review so it’s time to get back in the swing of things with a brand new episode of Television Rewind. We are going back to one of the infamous moments in all of wrestling. It’s time to go back to WCW Monday Nitro from the summer of 1996. We are going back to the nWo welcoming themselves to the WCW roster and we are going back to Rey Mysterio Jr. turning into a human lawn dart. Thats right, we are going to be reviewing WCW Nitro from July 29th, 1996. Without further ado, lets get this show on the road.

Show Opening:

We start ringside with Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko. We have a WCW World Heavyweight title match between The Giant and Arn Anderson. Rey Mysterio is going to defend his WCW Cruiserweight Title vs. Eddie Guerrero. We will also have a tag team match between the American Males and the Steiner Brothers. Schiavone says WCW has been under attack by “these men” from the New World Order. Zbyszko says that these guys from the New World Odor are very calculated and they are attacking where the least resistance is. Zbyszko says that if they don’t learn from history then they are bound to repeat it.


They then show footage of Hall and Nash outside talking into a camera. They then show Sting and Luger walking out to their car. Luger gets called away with a phone call and that leaves Sting all by himself. Hall and Nash attack Sting from behind and they smash him with the trunk lid. They also throw Sting on back of the trunk and bash his head in a few times. Tony says that Sting is fine and will be ready to go tonight. Tony says they have no idea what to expect tonight but we have some tremendous action as we head to the ring for the first match of the night.

Match 1: Jim Duggan vs. Mike Enos

Duggan gets in the ring with his 2×4 as the crowd is already in on the USA chant. The bell rings and Enos attacks Duggan from behind. Enos tries to whip Duggan into the corner but he reverses it and hits Enos with a hip toss. Duggan then follows that up with a big time clothesline that sends Enos out to the floor as Duggan pumps up the crowd with his hoooo chant. Enos gets back in the ring and hits Duggan with a knee to the midsection. They then shoulder block each other in the middle of the ring a few times. Duggan doesn’t budge then they just head butt the shit out of each other. Not the smartest thing in the world to do but man that looked brutal.

After Duggan nails him with a head butt, Enos returns with a right hand. Duggan then follows that up with a right hand of his own. Duggan then lays in the lefts and rights a few times as Enos tries his own right hand but Duggan dunks. Duggan then hits him with an atomic drop. Enos goes over to the ropes and Duggan charges him but Enos pulls down on the ropes as Duggan flies over the top rope. Enos then goes outside and body slams Duggan on the floor. Enos picks Duggan up and he hits Enos with a right hand but Enos rakes the eyes and gets Duggan back in the ring.

Enos irish whip s Duggan into the corner and he charges in and hits Duggan with a clothesline. Duggan comes out of the corner swinging wildly but Enos gets him down to the ground with a clothesline. Enos nails Duggan with jumping leg drop and he follows that up with a reverse chin lock on the ground. Duggan gets back up and nails Enos in the gut with lefts and rights. Duggan whips Enos into the corner and Duggan follows him in but Enos hits him with a big boot. Enos goes for the pin and gets a 1 count. Enos goes back to the chin lock as the crowd chants USA.

While in the chin lock Enos tries to pry the mouth open of Duggan as the ref counts to 5. Enos releases that hold and goes right back into the reverse chin lock. Duggan finally gets up and nails Enos several times in the midsection with some rights and lefts. Duggan throws Enos into the ropes and Duggan dunks but Enos nails him with a big right foot to the face. Enos then drops a couple of head butts then an ax handle. Enos chokes him over the middle rope. Enos gets up and Duggan gets free and he gets his second wave. Duggan whips Enos into the ropes and they run into each other and they fall over.

Enos gets up first and he drops an ax handle to the back of Duggan. Enos whips Duggan into the ropes and dunks over but Duggan gets Enos in a sunset flip. Enos then picks up Duggan and he drops him with a neck breaker and a goes for the cover. He gets a 2 count. Enos then gets Duggan in a head lock. Duggan gets up to his feet then Enos hits him with a suplex. Enos goes up to the top rope and goes for a splash but Duggan gets out of the way. Enos hits a few ax handles but it does nothing to Duggan. Duggan then lays in a right and left combination that drives Enos to the turnbuckle. Duggan doesn’t stop throwing punches as Jimmy Jett, the ref, grabs the arm of Duggan. Enos takes advantage and starts laying in the boots to Duggan. Jimmy Jett pushes Enos back as Duggan comes out of the corner and rolls up his fist in tape. Duggan then levels Enos with a loaded right hand and he gets the 1-2-3 and mercifully ends this pile of shit.


Recap:
This match is garbage. You can tell both guys are blown up and can’t really do anything. Duggan is super lazy in this match and is sloppy as hell. The finish was stupid and the whole match is just the drizzling shits and thats because neither man really cared. I would skip this match if I was you.

Post Match Interview: Jim Duggan

Okerlund gets in the ring and interviews Duggan after the replay. Gene asks Duggan what his take is on the New World Order. Duggan wants to know what Hulk has done to his friends, family, country men, and his fans. Duggan says the fans really believed into him and looked up to him. Duggan says he’s worked with Hogan for 20+ years and has been with him for Make A Wish as well as the Special Olympics. Duggan wants to know why Hogan has turned his back on everything that he used to love. Duggan doesn’t understand why Hogan turned his back on everything that loved him. Duggan said Hogan has been to his house and he has held his children. Duggan says that his oldest child’s first words were Hulkster and now he has to look her in the eye and try to explain it. Duggan says “Hulk I know you are a great technical wrestler but I don’t want to wrestle ya. I want to beat you up.” Did this guy really just say that? No way you can accuse Hogan of ever being a great technical wrestler. Ah well that’s Duggan for you.

Glacier Vignette

During the first commercial break of the 6 man match we get this garbage Glacier vignette. Remember he’s coming soon….for 6 months.

Match 2: Sting/Randy Savage/Lex Luger vs. Ric Flair/Chris Benoit/Steve McMichael

Savage gets to the ring and charges right after Ric Flair. Flair quickly gets to the outside but Savage follows him out. Benoit and Mongo go after Savage on the outside. Sting and Luger come to the aid of Savage. Sting ends up in the ring with Flair and he lays in the right hands in the corner. Flair gets outside and and holds onto Savage while Benoit lays in a nasty knife edge chop. All 6 men are brawling as we cut to commercial. Pretty quick start here and it’s because of Savage. You could always feel his emotion and his anger in the ring because he was so believable. That is why he is truly one of the best.

We come back from commercial with all 6 men in the ring as the bell rings. The match officially starts with Sting and Benoit. Benoit Drives Sting into the turnbuckle and he lays in a knee, a kick and a chop. Benoit whips Sting into the turnbuckle but Sting reverses it and nails Benoit with a huge back body drop then follows it up with a clothesline. Benoit goes over to the corner and tags in Flair. Flair goes after Savage but Sting grabs him and puts him in the corner. Sting lays in some punches then whips Flair into the turnbuckle. Flair goes upside down and over as Luger decks him. Flair falls to the outside where Savage is waiting for him. Savage takes him over to the VIP table as Savage dumps the fruit tray all over Flair. Flair breaks free and gets back in the ring.

Sting is waiting for Flair and Sting gets him in a gorilla press slam. Flair is backing off but ends up poking Sting in the eye. Flair whips Sting into the ropes as Savage gets the blind tag. Savage gets in the ring and we stand off. Flair then runs outside of the ring and kisses Elizabeth right on the lips to irate Savage. Savage goes out after him but when he gets to the floor Flair grabs him and tosses him back into the ring. Flair tries to get in the ring but Savage grabs him on the way him. Savage pushes Flair into the turnbuckle and Savage goes up and nails him with 10 right hands. Savage hops down and Flair reverses it on him and he nails him with a chop. Savage no sails it and nails Flair with a big right hand that sends him down to the mat. Flair rolls out of the ring and storms to the back as if he is leaving. Savage follows him out and when they get near the entrance Flair drops to his knees and is begging Savage off. What a great atmosphere so far for this match. The crowd is into it and the action is awesome.

Savage doesn’t care and goes after Flair. He kicks him in the gut then runs him into the bleachers. Savage then rolls Flair back into the ring and he goes to tag in Mongo while Savage tags in Luger. Luger and Mongo start out with a collar and elbow tie up. Luger quickly gets him in a headlock. Mongo backs him into the ropes and nails him with a back elbow but Luger barely budges. Meanwhile, Larry is making fun of the scars on Mongo’s face during the action. Quality commentating. Both men start it again and this time Mongo gets the headlock but Luger pushes him off and Mongo stumbles to the other rope and eventually falls through the middle rope for no reason. What a clumsy and uncoordinated garbage wrestler Mongo was.

Mongo is frustrated as he gets back into the ring as Luger is waiting for him. They get in a collar and elbow tie up again. Mongo gets the head lock again and holds on as he goes in to tag Flair. Flair drives Luger into the corner and chops Luger 2-3 times. Flair then throws in some rights and lefts but Luger doesn’t feel any of it. Luger then gets Flair in a gorilla press slam. Benoit comes in to help but Luger decks him with a big time clothesline. Luger then picks up Flair and nails him with a delayed vertical suplex back into the ring. Luger goes for the pin and gets a 2. Flair decks Luger in the eye and then tags in Benoit who comes in and rams Luger into the turnbuckle then lays in the chops and kicks to Luger.

Benoit is getting admonished by the ref but Savage comes in anyways and decks him with a double ax handle. Savage continues to go after Benoit as the ref tries to get him out of the ring. Benoit gets Luger into his corner and lays in a chop as he tags in Ric Flair. Flair comes in and whips Luger into the ropes but Luger ducks the elbow and nails Flair with a clothesline. Luger then tags in Sting. Sting comes in and starts to chew on Flair’s forehead. Sting then hits Flair with a hip toss and he follows that up with a standing drop kick that sends Flair reeling to the corner. Flair is on the apron outside as Sting tries to pick him up but Flair rakes him in the eyes. Flair then climbs to the top rope but Sting comes to and superplexes Flair off of the top rope. Sting goes for the cover but Benoit comes in and makes the save.

Flair grabs Sting by the tights and throws him off to the apron. Sting goes over the top and tries to get a pin but Flair tags in Mongo. Mongo comes in and stomps on Sting then nails him with a vicious clothesline in the corner. Mongo picks Sting up and nails him with a back breaker. Mongo then tags in Benoit. Benoit comes in and nails Sting with a back elbow. He goes for the cover and gets a 2. Benoit then picks up Sting and drops him with a back suplex and he goes for another pin and gets a 2. Benoit then picks Sting up again and tags in Flair. Flair comes in and lays in a right hand to the mid-section. Sting gets backed up into the corner as Flair lays in some chops. Sting punches back with right hands. Flair then hits Sting with another chop and sends Flair down. Sting goes for a pin but Flair gets out of it. Sting gets up and gets Flair in a backslide but Benoit breaks it up. Flair then ends up getting Sting in a figure four leg lock near his corner.

Flair gets a little extra help from Woman from outside of the ring. Flair then slaps Sting in the face and it just fires up Sting. Sting then rolls through twice and reverses the hold. Flair then drags Sting over and goes for the figure four again but Sting rolls him up and gets a 2 count. Flair tags in Benoit and he comes in and works the left leg over on Sting. Benoit picks up Sting and nails him with a snap suplex. The ref gets a 2 count. Benoit then gets Sting in an standing Boston crab but Luger comes in and breaks it up. Benoit tags in Flair and he comes back in to lay in the chops to Sting. Jimmy Hart comes running down to the ring and he says they need help. Hart says its the Outsiders and we need a camera man in the back. In the ring Luger gets a tag and he comes in and attacks Flair and Benoit. Luger has the momentum as Hart gets up on the apron begging for them to stop because they need help. Luger finally looks at Hart and heads to the back. Sting and Luger and Savage head to the back.

nWo Attacks the WCW Locker Room

Finally a camera crew heads to the back and they show Arn Anderson laying on the ground riving in pain. Hall and Nash are standing over Marcus Bagwell holding baseball bats. Riggs comes out of the trailer looking to help out Bagwell but Hall picks up a light and blasts Riggs in the face with it. Rey Mysterio then comes out of the trailer and he tries to get a body press on Nash but Nash catches him and lawn dart throws him into the side of the trailer. I will never forget watching this live and thinking holy shit this is awesome. This was so amazing for it’s time because you really felt like they were working on behalf of the WWF. The beginning of the nWo angle is so money and a big reason for it is this episode of Nitro.

After Rey gets laid out the Outsiders get in their limo and head out of dodge. Savage comes running and jumps on top of the hood of the limo as he gets dragged into the limo through the sun roof. The guy was freaking nuts. Savage is awesome. Sting, Luger, Flair, Mongo, and others are in the back checking on the wrestlers. Its utter chaos in the back at this point. Mongo is yelling at the top of his lungs saying dumb shit “they think they can come in here and do what they want.” Sting asks Eddie what happened and Eddie says that Rey is saying there are either 3 or 4. We go to commercial and when we come back doctors are checking on Arn. Woman is crying hysterically and really selling this. The people involved in this segment really sold it and made it seem as real as it can be.

Arn is saying that they used baseball bats and that makes Woman even more angry. Sting is checking on Bagwell and he says that his knee is shot. The ambulances come in and fire department. Alex Wright comes out and checks on Riggs. Meng is standing around checking on the guys as well. Eddie and Alex are talking to Rey and he is saying that he saw 4 of them. This continues for the next 10-15 minutes. Rey Mysterio gets taken out in an ambulance and Alex Wright goes with him to the hospital. They show Benoit and he just looks like he is in a trance like he’s about to just breakdown in a cry. Meng and Benoit are going face to face and Benoit is telling him to stay out of this. Meng just laughs at him as Mongo comes over and yells at Meng.


They go to another commercial and when they come back Eric, Bobby, Tony, and Larry are standing ringside. Bobby gets on and says he is talking to Eric man to man. Heenan says he has a history of neck injuries and he has nerve damage in his hand. Heenan says his job is not worth it to him. They said they almost broke Eric’s back last week. Heenan says he’s not working the show tonight unless he can be guaranteed safety. Eric says that he can do what he needs to do. Heenan says he’s not going to risk getting paralyzed or crippled for the rest of his life. Eric tells him again he needs to do what he needs to do and Heenan walks off. Again this is another part of this segment that really drove home the severity of the incident and how real they wanted it to be. Just awesome. They strap Anderson to a stretcher as well as Scotty Riggs. Bischoff says we gotta get the show going but Tony reminds him that the American Males are next. They get Anderson into the ambulance as Flair and Woman go with him. They load Bagwell into the ambulance and Sting gets in there to go with him. You can hear a emergency management member say “theres going to be no fighting in here.

Recap:
First off the match itself. The match was freakin awesome from start until it abruptly ended. The action was hot and heavy and the crowd was super into it. The faces were doing all sorts of stuff and the crowd was eating it up. Its a shame this was the match that got interrupted because it would have been fun to see an actual finish. Now onto the whole reason I am reviewing this show…the nWo attack. This was just phenomenal on all levels. It made them feel like true outsiders and as if they were working for another company. It also made you feel like anything can happen at any time when they were around. This was perfect booking in my estimation. When the guys in the ring got to the back and they just put all differences aside for the sake of WCW just really drove the point home. Hell Sting and Flair getting in the ambulance together drove the point home further.

Heenan coming out and saying he doesn’t feel safe and that he is not going to risk his life to call a show where they could come back was awesome. Just everything about this segment was a home run and I ate it up as a kid. Even as an adult who understands whats going on it is still awesome. I can look back on this and think to myself why people bought into this storyline. For a moment in the back of July 1996 WCW had the wrestling world at the palm of their hands. I guarantee you I didn’t flip the channel once while this whole segment played out and I still remember it to this day. It is one of the best segments of the Monday Night Wars and I whenever I get the chance I will always come back and enjoy this moment because it is awesome. You should definitely check it out.

Match 3: Steiner Brothers vs. High Voltage

We start the match with Scott Steiner vs. Kaos. Steiner drives him into he turnbuckle then hip tosses him out of the corner. Rick is walking around on the floor checking the entrance as if somebody might come and attack them. Steiner gets Kaos in a arm bar then a fireman carry into an arm bar. Kaos gets out of it and he whips Scott into the ropes. Scott nails him with a shoulder block that sends Kaos to the ground. In the middle of the match fireworks just start going off and making some loud ass noise. Scott then hits Kaos with a body slam. Scott goes to the outside to get Rick back into the match. Scott then tags in Rick who gets distracted. Kaos nails him with a double ax handle and some right hands.

Rick gets fed up and starts hitting him with right hands. Kaos regains control and gets Rick in a head lock. Kaos tags in Rage and they hit Rick with a double drop kick then a double elbow drop. Rage clubs Rick in the back then tags in Kaos again. They then get Rick in a double suplex. Kaos tags in Rage and he can’t figure out which rope he wants to get in through. Rage then bodyslams rick and climbs up to the top rope and hits a flying shoulder block. He ends up getting a 1 count. Rage tags in Kaos and he comes off the top with a cross body but Rick catches him and gets him in a power slam.

Rick tags in Scott and he comes in and decks both guys with a clotheslines. Scott then nails Rage with a tilt a whirl side slam. Scott then nails Rage with a dragon suplex then he tags in Rick. Rick comes in and picks Rage up and rams him into the turnbuckle chest first. Rick then nails Rage with a vicious clothesline. Rick decks Kaos with a right hand that sends him flying off the apron. Rick tags in Scott and he comes in and just destroys rage with the Steiner Screwdiver and the 1-2-3. What a dangerous and reckless move by Scott Steiner but man was it awesome. Steiner Brothers are your winners.


Recap:
There isn’t much to this match but the best part about it was Rick selling the fact that someone may come and attack them. This added to the idea that these guys could strike at any moment which played great based off what just happened. Scott being focused and destroying these guys was pretty awesome. You can tell High Voltage were just a couple of meatheads who weren’t really ready for prime time. The Steiner Screwdiver at the end was dangerous as hell but pretty awesome to see. It’s like the Owen Hart tombstone out of a suplex. Only Scott Steiner would think this is a good idea. I would check out this match just for the way Rick is selling things as well as the Screw Driver at the end.

Match 4: Eddie Guerrero vs. Big Bubba

Before the match starts Bubba makes fun of Eddie for being short. He gets down on his knees as if he is going to fight him like that. Bubba was awesome. The match starts with Eddie getting Bubba in a side head lock. Bubba pushes him off then nails him with a big time shoulder block. Bubba then slaps the taste out of Eddie and throws him to the outside. Bubba gets on the middle rope celebrating but Eddie gets back in the ring and when Bubba turns around he slaps him across the face. Eddie then whips Bubba into the opposite turnbuckle and nails him with a drop kick. Bubba falls to the outside as Eddie climbs up to the top rope and decides to hop down since Bubba didn’t turn around. Eddie gets Bubba in an arm bar but Bubba reverses it and gets him in an arm bar of his own. Bubba then throws Eddie off the ropes and picks him up and just throws him in the air then slams him back down to the mat. Eddie got some pretty good hang time here.

Bubba then drops a knee to the throat of Eddie. Bubba straddles over Eddie and slaps him in the first 2-3 times. Eddie gets up and Bubba drops him with a head butt. Bubba picks up Eddie in a gorilla press then drops him across the top rope. Bubba drops the elbow and goes for the nonchalant cover and gets a 2. Bubba picks up Eddie and drapes him over his shoulder like he is going for some sort of snake eyes move in the corner but Eddie slides down and pushes Bubba chest first into the turnbuckle. Eddie then gets Bubba in a side suplex. Both guys get up at the same time and Bubba decks him with a big time right hand. Bubba then grabs Eddie by the mouth and is prying it apart. Bubba picks Eddie up and hits him with a right hand. Bubba throws Eddie into the ropes and he goes for the throw in the air but Eddie reverses it into a drop kick. Bubba then bounces off the ropes and comes back and decks Eddie with a big time clothesline.

Bubba starts to choke out Eddie on the mat. Eddie tries to get back into it but Bubba nails him with an uppercut. Bubba gets Eddie in a camel clutch type move. Eddie gets free but Bubba decks him with a forearm to the lower back. Bubba gets Eddie in a head lock move. Bubba falls down and wraps his legs around Eddies midsection and then gets him in a chin lock. Basically has Eddie all tangled up on the mat. Bubba picks Eddie up and pushes him back into the corner. Bubba hits him with a chop then irish whips Eddie. Bubba follows him in and hits him with a big time splash. Bubba goes for another lazy cover and only gets a 2 count. Bubba is not taking this match serious because of the size of Eddie. We know how this story ends.

Bubba pushes Eddie back into the turnbuckle with one arm then he grabs him by the throat and throws him in the other turnbuckle. He does the same thing again then hits Eddie with a couple of boots in the corner. Bubba then picks up Eddie and gets him in a bear hug. Bubba then just falls down and gets him in a spine buster type move for a 2 count. Bubba goes to pick up Eddie but Eddie rolls him up and nearly gets a 3 count. Bubba then chokes and punches Eddie while laying on the middle rope. Bubba then decks Eddie with a big time right hand and sends Eddie back down to the mat. Bubba rakes the ears of Eddie then hits him with a right hand. Bubba drops his knee to the throat and chokes him a little bit more. Bubba then gets Eddie in another chin lock in the middle of the ring. Going from rest hold to rest hold because Bubba’s out of shape ass is wrestling in leather pants outside in Florida in July. Its probably 85 degrees and he chooses to wear this shit? Come on man be smarter than that.

Eddie finally gets out of the chin lock after 2-3 minutes. Eddie then goes for a flying cross body but Bubba catches him and he drops him with a slam. Bubba then throws Eddie into the turnbuckle again. Eddie climbs up to the top rope and starts fighting out. Eddie dumps Bubba with a tornado DDT. Eddie then goes up for a hurricanrana but he punches himself out of it. He goes for another one and this time bubba throws him up and over and Eddie smacks his face on the turnbuckle. Eddie then gets thrown outside as Jimmy Hart gives Bubba his megaphone. Eddie goes over the top and gets Bubba in a sunset flip as Bubba goes for the megaphone but Eddie gets the surprise 1-2-3 and the victory.

After the match Jimmy Hart and Big Bubba get into a heated exchange regarding the megaphone and how he didn’t need it to win. They go back and forth as we head to a commercial break.


Recap:
Man this match sucked. Bubba dominated the whole match and he was blown up 2-3 minutes in. He just did garbage power moves and plodded around the ring taking his sweet ass time. He went from rest hold to rest hold and it just dragged and dragged. The ending was sloppy because Eddie couldn’t get over the top of Bubba’s head clean doing the same move twice. Eddie’s speed couldn’t even save this one. What a dud and a waste of time this match was.

The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For by the New World Order

We get the classic nWo type promo. Hogan says this is a tough job but somebody has to do it. Nash says everyone is wondering who is next. Nash says don’t call us but we will call you. Hall says the nWo, it’s invitation only chicos. These promos and the way they were filmed are so money and never get old. Also, how much better would it have been if they just kept the nWo at around 5-7 members instead of the 20-30 that we ended up with. Hogan when says you talk about the money and beating people up then you are talking about the New World Order. Hogan says he hopes its okay because there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Nash picks up from there and says money, power, fame, and now our own corporation. Hall says think about it new world order. We are New, we are taking over World Championship Wrestling, and we are giving all of the Orders. What a clutch line that was. Man have I mentioned how awesome these still are? Hogan says its the new way is that okay Billionaire Ted. Hall says if you don’t like it come and fight us. Hall then asks if WCW is even going to fight back or are we just going to take it. Hogan then says we make the choices, wait for the call. Hogan then says Billionaire Ted with all of horses and all of his men he wont be able to put WCW back together again.

Hall says he sees it like this. Everyone wants to know who’s next who the fourth guy is going to be. Hall says look at the third guy we brought in. Everyone wants to know if its another outsider or if it’s someone from within. Meanwhile, Hogan is in the background spewing out this evil laugh that is awesome and really enhances what Hall is saying. This is great all around here. Hogan says we don’t need you or what you want and we will take you when we want to. Hall says that Luger and Sting got soft and they are living in Billionaire Ted’s club house. Hall says they have to fight and scratch and claw for everything they got.

Nash finally chimes in again and he says the whole world wants to know one thing about Lex and that is what do ya bench Lex. The way he delivers this line is hilarious and I really can’t do it justice by typing it out. Just money all around here. Hogan then says that he almost forgot something that is really important. He said on August 10th he is fighting the Giant for the WCW Heavyweight title. Hogan says that means that in one given night they get to beat up the best that WCW has to offer. Hogan finds it ironic that the WCW could be so weak that they would beg, plead, and cry out to the Giant as if he is the last hope. Hogan says at Hog Wild on August 10th the Outsiders become the Insiders and the nWo will establish itself as the greatest wrestling organization on the earth.

Hall says that in Sturgis he and the big man are going to settle a grudge match. Hall says that Sting is a glittered face punk and he says the chicos don’t need to sing it but bring it. Nash calls it Armageddon and that the genesis has begun. He says it is a new beginning and its the beginning of the New World Order. Hogan says after Hall and Nash destroy the top talent in the WCW, the Giant shall crumble and fall at Hulk Hogan’s feet. The proceeding announcement has been paid for by the New World Order.

Match 5: WCW World Heavyweight Title Match: The Giant vs. Greg Valentine

Before the match they show a recap of what happened earlier. The Giant walking to the ring gets a big time ovation from the crowd. They are treating him as if he is the only chance WCW has. They start the match with a collar and elbow tie up. The Giant just throws him down to the ground like a piece of trash. Valentine slaps the Giant in the face then chops Valentine twice. Valentine then tries to hit the Giant with clotheslines but they do nothing to the Giant. Valentine goes for a third but Giant nails Valentine with his own clothesline.

Giant picks up Valentine and clubs him in the back then chokes him out with his boot in the turnbuckle. Giant whips Valentine in the corner and he goes in for a flying shoulder tackle but Valentine gets out of the way. Valentine climbs to the top rope and he hits the Giant with a double ax handle. Valentine goes up to the middle rope and the Giant goes and choke slams him off the middle rope. The Giant picks him up again and nails him with another choke slam. Giant goes for the pin and gets the 3 count in less than 2-3 minutes.


Recap:
This is just a filler match to kill the last 3-4 minutes of the show. Valentine had nothing for the Giant and this was a way to get the Giant’s dominance over. The choke slam off the middle rope was pretty damn awesome and it was pretty cool to hear the crowd reaction for the Giant. They were eating it up and they were really getting behind as the savior of WCW. I feel like WCW missed an opportunity here to get the Giant over as a super baby face against Hogan but it is what it is and you can’t do anything about it now. All in all a okay match. Nothing special but nothing terrible either.

Post Match Interview: The Giant and Jimmy Hart

While Okerlund talks the Giant is posing as if he is Hogan. Okerlund says that at Hog Wild its WCW Vs. NWO and it comes down to the Giant vs. Hogan. Giant then starts talking and mocking Hogan in the process “you know something Mean Gene, I’ve been to the top of the mountain brother. I’ve walked through the valley of the shadow of death.” Gene asks the Giant if he has lost his mind because he is mocking Hogan. The Giant says no Gene he’s just showing everyone how easy it is to fall into the con trap that Hogan spewed. Giant says that Hogan conned America and that Hogan told them what they wanted to hear. The Giant says Hogan didn’t believe what he was saying.

The Giant says Hogan created the NWO because he knew he would never be the big fish in WCW. Giant says while Hogan is out making movies he has been beating the best athletes in the WCW. He also says he has been defending the title with every bit of honor in his body. Giant says this is WCW and that if they don’t hang together then they will all hang separately. Giant tells Hogan that he has a choke slam noose that will fit right around his neck. Jimmy Hart tells Hogan at Hog Wild they will take him out.

Final Thoughts:
When it comes to wrestling matches, this show is nothing to write home about. When it comes to history and what it meant to the business, this show is off the charts. As soon as the attack happened and everything that occurred afterward was absolutely perfect. The wrestlers were afraid, commentators walked off, guys were looking over their shoulder, and you really had no idea what was going to happen next. It was just all very well done and is a joy to watch. I try to go back and watch this episode every year or so to remember the good ol days. The wheels fell off shortly after this but for a moment in time, WCW had it all figured out and it was so damn awesome. This show is a must watch just because of the historical importance of the broadcast. If you can’t watch this show and not be entertained then I’m not sure what else one can do. All in all I had a lot of fun watching this show and you should take the time out of your day to at least watch the second half of this show to see what booking is all about.

The Event Center Episode 6: Uncensored 1996 Review

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The Event Center #6: WCW Uncensored 1996

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome to the next installment of CrazyMax’s Event Center. Tonight we are going back to 1996 and reviewing one of the different pay per views of it’s time. We are heading to Tupelo, MS and to WCW Uncensored 1996. This is the show featuring a Giant vs. Giant, Man vs. Woman, I Quit Wrestling Match, and of course one of the biggest clusters of all time….the Doomsday Cage Match. I know you are all very excited to get this started so lets get to it. Without further ado, I present to you Uncensored 1996.

Show Opening:

The show opens up with your typical pyro and a pretty sweet shot of the Doomsday Cage. We then head up to the broadcasting table where Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Dusty Rhodes are ready to call the action. Tony asks Bobby why he is wearing leather and Heenan says he doesn’t want his $225,000 Armani suite ruined. Dusty says the building is filled with danger and Hogan has to survive this night.

Match 1: United States Title Match: Konan (C) vs. Eddie Guerrero

Konan comes out wearing a fuchsia and teal colored jacket and trunks. His mask is pretty damn awesome as well. Looks like the remnants of an older fighter pilots glasses and mask. Konan was pretty awesome when he first got to WCW, shame he turned into your typical gangster and got lazy in the ring. Anywho, the match starts off with a collar and elbow tie up and a clean break in the corner. Eddie gets a go behind on Konan and they get on the mat but Konan reverses it and ends up getting Eddie in an arm bar. They get back up to their feet and Konan takes Eddie right back down by not letting go of the arm bar.

Eddie rolls out of the arm bar and they get back up to their feet. Eddie grabs the head and climbs up to the top rope and whips him down to the mat and they have a stare down. Eddie got super high on the move. The guy was special a shame he felt like he had to get as jacked as he did. Eddie gets Konan down on the mat and he gets him in a toe hold and starts working the ankle. Eddie then rests on the legs of Konan and when Konan tried to sit up Eddie would drop kick him. Eddie then ends up getting Konan in a figure four but Konan gets to the ropes and he breaks the hold. They then get in a few crazy pin combinations and each of them trade 2 counts a couple of times before they face off again.

Eddie gets Konan in a snap mare takeover then a head lock. Eddie then gets Konan in a move where he drives his head into the back of Konan as he pulls on his arms. Konan reverses that by grabbing the leg and getting Eddie in an ankle lock type move. Konan continues to work the ankle of Eddie. Konan then gets Eddie in an terrible looking Boston crab and it just didn’t look right or feel right to Konan so he lets Eddie out of the hold. Eddie then knees Konan to the gut and whips Konan into the ropes. He goes for a hip toss by Konan twists out of it and hits Eddie with an arm drag. Eddie gets up and hits Konan with his own arm drag. Eddie then sweeps the leg and gets a 1 count. Konan gets up and he sweeps the leg as well for a 1 count.

They face off again and this time Konan slaps Eddie in the face. Eddie pushes him and they go head to head and Eddie pushes him again. Both guys then take turns trying to get the crowd on their side. Eddie then nails Konan with a standing drop kick. Eddie then drives Konan to the turnbuckle and he puts him on the top rope and hits him with a hurricanrana off the top rope. Eddie then gets Konan in a camel clutch. Konan crawls over to the rope and sends Eddie flying out to the floor. Both guys again play to the crowd to get them on their side. We get a collar and elbow tie up then Konan gets Eddie in a head lock.

Eddie picks up Konan but Konan holds on and arm drags Eddie. Konan then gets him in a couple more arm drags that finally send Eddie out to the floor. Konan makes it appear that he was going to over the top rope but Eddie moves out of the way and Konan stops before doing anything. We get another collar and elbow tie up and Eddie takes Konan with a side headlock. Konan kicks out of the headlock and gets Eddie’s back as he gets him in an arm bar. Konan then grabs the arms of Eddie and stretches him from behind. Konan grabs the hand but Eddie flips out of it and arm drags Konan to the outside. Eddie climbs up to the top rope and makes it appear he was going to take a dive onto Konan but Konan gets out of the way. The crowd then starts chanting for Konan as he circles the ring.

Konan gets back in the ring and Eddie hits him with a European uppercut and follows that up with a chop. Eddie whips Konan into the turnbuckle but Konan reverses it and he goes in for a monkey flip but Eddie lands on his feet. Eddie then charges Konan as he grabs his arm and slides over his back then hits Konan with an arm drag. Eddie then hits the ropes and he hits Konan with a tilt-a-whirl head scissor that sends Konan out to the floor. Eddie then runs to the top rope and and dives onto Konan with a body press to the outside. Eddie throws Konan back into the ring and he goes for his summersault plunga for a 2 count.

Eddie then gets Konan in a head scissors move right in the middle of the ring. Konan eventually rolls over to his stomach then flips out of the head scissors move and gets Eddie in a submission move of his own. Konan then hits Eddie with a German suplex and he held on to go for another one but Eddie rolled through and got a 2 count. Eddie was going for a move but Konan held on and dropped down and got a 2 count himself. Konan then clotheslines Eddie and gets a 2 count. Konan whips Eddie into the ropes but gets hit with a hurricanrana. Eddie then rolls through and gets a 2 count on Konan. Konan then picks up Eddie and drops him with a razor’s edge sit down power bomb for a 2 count. Konan then goes up to the top rope but Eddie stops him. Eddie gets on the top rope with him but Konan just throws him down to the floor. Konan then comes charging and hits Eddie with the suicide dive through the middle ropes.

Konan gets in the ring and Eddie gets on the apron and Konan goes for a suplex back in but Eddie slips behind. Konan reverses it and hits Eddie with a couple of elbows then a clothesline. Konan goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Konan goes up top again but Eddie blocks him again. Eddie then gets Konan in a superplex off the top rope. Both men are laid out on the mat. This match has been pretty entertaining so far. Nobody has maintained control for any amount of time and the offense has ben a mix of lucha and power moves. Can’t go wrong there. Eddie goes up to the top rope but Konan gets up and he goes for a body slam off the top rope but Eddie holds on and rolls Konan up for a 2 count. Konan then whips Eddie into the ropes but Eddie reverses it and goes for a leap frog but Konan catches him and Eddie falls down and racks his sack on Konan’s face. Eddie lets out a massive scream as if he got racked. Konan then rolls up the limp Eddie Guerrero for the 1-2-3 and he is the winner of the match and still your WCW United States Champion!!


Recap:
This was a pretty good opening match. Like I stated neither guy dominated the match and both got to show off their offensive arsenal. It was a back and forth match for the whole 20 minutes which is not something you see very often. Both guys were playing to the crowd and it worked out well. With the ending they had it put the heat on Konan which is probably what they were going for. All in all it was a pretty good match and worth checking out. Now if only the rest of the show could live up to the start….I have a funny feeling that just isn’t the case.

Backstage Interview: Col. Robert Parker & Dick Slater

Gene says just a few weeks ago these two were barely talking. Gene then says that he isn’t so certain that Parker isn’t responsible for the absence of Bunkhouse Buck. Gene says Parker will be facing off against a woman later tonight and Gene wants to know where he starts. Parker says that Gene should be thanking him for fighting on his behalf tonight. He also wants to thank Dick for training him and getting him ready for his match against Madusa. Parker says he is doing it for his family, Elvis, Gene, and for all of the people in Mississippi that love Robert Parker like hogs love slop. Parker says he is going to take Madusa and rub her face in all of the slop. Parker then says he is going to do what all the cowards sitting at home don’t have the guts to do and thats do their fighting tonight against Madusa.

Slater butchers his line and then says that every man should be a fan of Parker now because he is doing their fighting for them. Gene tells Parker to watch his hands but Parker says that he is going to be all over of her and he is going to teach her what a man stands for. He says he is stronger, bigger, taller, and he is the rooster and he is going to prove it tonight against Madusa.

Match 2: Grudge Match: Lord Steven Regal vs. Belfast Bruiser

When Bruiser is on his way to the ring he slaps Jeeves right in the face. Bruiser then gets in the ring and takes off his jacket and nails Regal in the head with the medal plate that is on his jacket. Bruiser then throws Regal into the turnbuckle and he just lays in the stiff chops. Bruiser then throws Regal into the ropes but Regal reverses it and he hip tosses the Bruiser. Regal then goes down the cover and grinds his forearm bone right into the face of the Bruiser for a 2 count. Both men get up and Regal blasts Bruiser with a European uppercut that just sounded brutal. These two are just beating the brakes off of each other and it is awesome. Regal hits the ropes but the Bruiser nails him with a high knee. Bruiser then drops a big elbow right to the bridge of the nose. Bruiser then nails Regal with a vicious short arm clothesline and he goes for the cover but gets a 2.

Bruiser then sets Regal up and kicks him right in the back. Bruiser then picks up Regal and he gets hit with a forearm. Regal then nails the Bruiser with a big time European uppercut again. Regal then gets Bruiser in a headlock and grinds all his weight into the neck area. Regal then gets Bruiser in a stretch type move as he lays in some right hands to the Bruiser. Bruiser then nails Regal with a knee right to the forehead. Finlay drops a knee on Regals head then he picks him up and throws him outside the ring. Bruiser picks up Regal and just drops him across the guard rail. Bruiser then grabs the arm of Regal and pulls him right into the turnbuckle post on the outside. Bruiser then grabs Regals arm and drapes it across the top rope. Bruiser then gets Regal in an arm bar. While in the arm bar he slaps Regal in the face and yells at him to come on.

Regal gets out of it and kicks Bruiser right in the face. Regal hits him with another European uppercut. Regal then whips Bruiser into the turnbuckle and Bruiser goes up but Regal stops and then nails Bruiser with a big drop kick. He goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. Regal goes for an arm bar but Bruiser nails him with another forearm to the face. These guys are doing nothing but laying in the punches on each other for a good 10-15 minutes. This is brutal. Bruiser is trying to get pins but Regal gets tired of it and starts driving his open hand right to the nose of the Belfast Bruiser. Regal gets on top of the Bruiser as if he is going to pin him but just lays in open hand punches to the nose. Regal crawls off but stops with his foot laying on the throat of the Bruiser as he chokes him. Bruiser drops Regal then hits him with a knee to the head again. Bruiser hits a body slam then a senton splash for a 2 count. Bruiser then gets Regal in a headlock.

Bruiser gets Regal with an arm bar but Regal nails him with a forearm. Bruiser falls into the turnbuckle and Regal comes in after him but Bruiser nails him with a big boot then another vicious clothesline. He goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. Bruiser drags Regal over to the apron as he picks him up and just dumps him chest first on the apron. He then hits him with a chop then throws Regal headfirst into the guard rail. Bruiser comes in and gets nailed with a kick to the stomach then a forearm to the back. Bruiser goes for a suplex to bring Regal inside but Regal reverses it and suplexes the Bruiser to the outside. Regal then jumps off the apron and drops an elbow on the bruiser on the outside.

Regal gets the Bruiser back in the ring and he gets with a snap mare then Regal drops an elbow on the Bruiser. Regal gets Bruiser in a head lock but Bruiser gets out of it and gets him in his own arm bar. Bruiser then chops Regal in the chest then pulls him up by the arm and kicks him right in the back. The crowd finally cheers both guys on after about 10 minutes of killing each other. Regal is in the turnbuckle so the Bruiser comes in but Regal reverse it and sets up the Bruiser in the corner. He grabs the leg of the Bruiser then calls for the ref to come to the other side. As this happens, Regal lines up and nails the Bruiser with a stiff kick right to the nuts of the Bruiser.

Regal then drops an elbow on the Bruiser and gets a 2 count. Regal hits Bruiser with a European uppercut and but the Bruiser pokes Regal in the eye. Bruiser whips Regal into the ropes and goes for a back body drop but Regal ends up sunset flipping the Bruiser. The Bruiser doesn’t go over and he grabs Regal by the hair and gets him back up to all fours then he drives his knee to the back of the head of Regal and drives him to the mat. Bruiser goes for an elbow drop but Regal gets out of the way and ends up getting the Bruiser in an arm bar. Regal then grabs the Bruiser by the nose and just lays in forearms on to the face.

Regal goes for an irish whip but the Bruiser reverses it and he hits Regal with a back body drop as he comes out of the corner. Bruiser then lays in two clubbing shots to the back. Bruiser then grabs Regal by the legs and drops him to the mat but he does nothing with it. Regal clubs Bruiser in the head then to the back. Regal goes outside and drops Bruiser chest first on the apron. Regal starts talking crap and Bruiser just nails him with a big time left hand. Bruiser drags Regal and takes him outside. He drives Regal back first into the apron. Bruiser than lays in a vicious chop to the chest of Regal. Bruiser then grabs Regal and smokes him with a short right hand right to the face. Regal starts to bleed immediately and this actually ended up breaking a few bones in Regal’s face. The sound it made when the Bruiser connected is disturbing and just sounds terrible. It’s amazing to me that Regal went another 2-3 minutes in this state.

The Bruiser comes off the apron and hits Regal in the back of the head. Regal gets back in the ring and Finlay drops a boot to the chest. Bruiser drives Regal head first into the turnbuckle. Regal falls to the mat and the Bruiser comes in. Regal lifts up his feet and sends Bruiser flying through the middle rope. Regal comes out after him and he runs and throws the Bruiser right into the Doomsday Cage. Regal then drags the Bruiser over to the apron as Eaton and Taylor come out and attack the Bruiser to end the match via DQ and your winner the Belfast Bruiser. Eaton and Taylor hold up the Bruiser as Regal lays in a vicious right hand to the Bruiser. Regal are walking to the backstage area as the Bruiser gets up and chases them out.


Recap:
Theres one word to describe this match and its brutal. Not in a bad way but in a sense of how these guys treated each other. It felt like a real life grudge match and both men were willing to do whatever it takes to beat the hell out of their opponent. The shots were super stiff and when they did a wrestling move it was done in a way to really hurt the opponent instead of just putting in a rest hold. For example, they would grind their forearm into each others face if they had them in a head lock. Things like that that make this match stand out. Also, how can one forget the right hand that broke Regals face. The thud it made when he connected was just brutal and I wish there was a way to add it to the review without overdoing it. Definitely check out this match whenever you get the chance. It’s very entertaining and a treat to watch. So far 2 for 2 on good quality matches. I have a feeling our luck is about to run out sooner rather than later.

Backstage Interview: The Giant & Jimmy Hart

Gene says that Jimmy Hart publicly humiliated Lochness a week ago. Jimmy Hart says tonight is the night that Jimmy Hart proves to the world why he is the greatest wrestling manager in the world today. Jimmy says that nobody, Sting, Hogan, Savage, or Lochness, can put their hands on him and get away with it. Gene then announces that the winner of the match with Lochness will be challenging Ric Flair on Nitro for the WCW World Heavyweight Title. Giant starts his promo by saying “I can start with rhymes or I can start with riddles, Lochness when I get you in the ring I am going to smoke you like bacon on the griddle.” Why in the world are they having a 7’5” monster spewing garbage nursery rhymes as his promo? I never understood this but to each their own. Then he says Flair better think about what is going to happen with him. Giant says he is going to tear Flair limb from Limb and that the WCW title is going to be around his waste again and thats all that needs to be said.

WCW Hotline Promo

Tonight on the WCW Hotline, for those of you watching the PPV, we have a ton of things to talk about. Gene says there have been some coming and goings that are astronomical. He says the rumors now is that a big time wrestler may be hanging up the tights or boots to go to Hollywood. Gene has all of the news on the hotline at 1-900-909-9900. Everybody has that number memorized thats a wrestling fan.

Backstage Interview: Lochness

Gene reiterates that the winner of the match will be challenging Ric Flair for the WCW World Heavyweight Title on Nitro. Lochness says that the weasel face Hart brought him all the way over. Lochness says Hart promised him a shot at Hogan in the Doomsday Cage. However, since Hart is the power of attorney, he pulled him out of the match. Lochness then says that tonight he is going to take it out on the Giant. When he drops 700 pounds across the Giant he won’t get up. And this is a guarantee. Gene wants to know what will happen to Jimmy Hart if he gets his hands on him. Lochness says he can’t guarantee anything because it won’t be allowed on TV what he does to him. Gene says he needs to introduce Lochness to his neighbor down in Florida, he’s a dentist. Lochness just looks at Gene like he’s going to kill him as Gene sends it back out to the ring.

Match 3: Man vs. Woman: Col. Robert Parker vs. Madusa

The match starts with a collar and elbow tie up and Parker pushes her back into the turnbuckle. Parker broke the hold clean and backed off of Madusa. They do the same thing again and this time Madusa pushes Parker off of her as they get out of the turnbuckle. Madusa returns the favor and drives Parker into the turnbuckle. They hold onto each other and Madusa ends up arm dragging Rob Parker. Parker complains to the ref that Madusa grabbed the pants to get him over. They lock hands and Parker grabs Madusa and puts her up on his shoulders and he gets her in an airplane spin. Madusa gets out of it and rolls Parker up for a 2 count.

Madusa then picks Parker up and body slams him in the middle of the ring. Parker rolls out to the floor as Madusa celebrates inside the ring. Parker is about to leave the fight but Slater fans him down and gets him back up towards the ring. Parker gets in the ring angry and he picks Madusa up in a choke hold and throws her down to the mat. Parker goes in for an elbow drop but Madusa rolls out of the way. Madusa goes up to the middle rope and hits Parker with a drop kick. She goes off the middle ropes again and hits him with another drop kick off. Parker rolls to the outside and Madusa goes up to the top rope and does a cross body to Parker. He catches her and lays her down slowly so she doesn’t get hurt. Madusa then gets up and kicks Parker in the back a few times before Parker gets back in the ring.

Madusa goes for an irish whip of Parker but Parker reverses it and he goes for a clothesline but Madusa goes under and gets Parker in a German suplex. She has the bridge on but Slater grabs her leg and ruins her bridge. Parker then rolls over and it appears that his junk is right in her face as he gets the 1-2-3 count and the victory in the man vs. woman match.


Recap:
This was nothing more than a comedy match and it served no purpose. It was quick and short so it didn’t go on to long. Madusa did some pretty sweet moves in the short time of the match. Dusty and Heenan on commentary are hilarious throughout the match and make this easy to watch. Other than that not much to see here. I would go ahead and skip ahead on this one. A dud.

Backstage Interview: Road Warriors

Lee Marshall says that everyone wants a shot at the Road Warriors and he’s sure the Road Warriors want a shot at everyone as well. Animal says it does not matter who they go up against. They want to kick everyones butts. Animal says that Sting and Booker T are going to soon find out why they are called the bullies of Chicago. Animal also states that they didn’t become the kings of the Chicago street fight by fighting nobodies. The Road Warriors likes to beat up the best. Hawk starts talking about the brain stem and how it controls everything. Hawk says that the brain stem controls everything and that they are going to take Booker’s and Sting’s out. Hawk says “you will have to depend on Depends for the rest of your life.” Classic Hawk. Just complete randomness and making no sense but it is so awesome. Hawk says they are the team that says what they are going to do and then go out and get the job done. Hawk says that these two will never be able to beat them at what they are best at, the Chicago Street Fight. He says it is all out blitz and everything goes and nobody cares especially them.

Slamboree 1996: Lethal Lottery Commercial

The commercial starts out in black and white and shows a bunch of people walking towards something. The voice over guy says in our world there is always resistance and there is always two sides and the only way to settle the differences is the Lethal Lottery. They show more random people inside of the black and white WCW power plant. “Names are drawn, teams are formed, allies are made as they fight their way to Battle Bowl, where its every man for himself.”

Match 4: I Quit Wrestling: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Booty Man

DDP comes out shaggy and unshaven and cheap ass pants. This is so great. He was on cloud nine with all of his money and then he loses and it now the character portrays that. It’s little things like this that make storylines go the extra mile and I enjoy seeing it. The match starts with DDP jumping out of the ring and stalling. He cusses out some fans and taunts them while Booty Man is waiting in the ring. DDP gets back on the apron then jumps back down and taunts another fan sitting ringside. DDP finally gets in the ring and he climbs up to the middle rope and taunts the crowd again. Booty Man gets on the middle rope and the crowd goes nuts for him. DDP gets on the middle rope again and the fans boo. Booty Man does it again and the crowd pops for him.

They finally start the action with a collar and elbow tie up. DDP gets him in an arm bar then delivers a few shoulder blocks to the shoulder. Booty Man reverses it and gets him in an arm bar of his own and sends DDP to the mat. DDP gets in the ropes to break the hold. They get in another collar and elbow tie up then Booty Man puts DDP in a head lock. DDP shoots the Booty Man off the ropes and then Booty Man nails DDP with a big time shoulder block that sends DDP to the floor on the outside. We get in another collar and elbow tie up as DDP drives Booty Man back to the turnbuckle. DDP acts like he going for a clean break but he goes for a right hand instead but Booty Man ducks and nails DDP with his own right hand.

Booty Man gets DDP in an arm bar then drops an elbow to the shoulder of DDP. DDP pushes Booty Man into the ropes and hits him with a knee to the midsection. DDP then whips Booty Man into the ropes and goes for a right hand but Booty Man holds on to the top rope. DDP charges at Booty Man but Booty Man gets out of the way and DDP crashes into the turnbuckle then Booty Man hits him with a right hand as he falls to the outside. DDP gets on the apron and yells at the ref but Nick Patrick shoves him and DDP falls off the apron and does a flip over. DDP then walks off like he’s leaving but Booty Man comes out after him and he nails him with a couple of right hands. Booty Man picks up DDP and slams him face first into the apron.

They both get back in the ring as DDP begs off the Booty Man down in the corner. Booty Man goes after DDP but DDP grabs Booty Man by the trunks and pulls him into the middle turnbuckle. DDP goes for a head butt into the turnbuckle but Booty Man reverses it and he drives DDP’s face into the turnbuckle 10 times. DDP then falls out to the floor through the middle rope. DDP then runs himself into the turnbuckle post then flips over the guard rail. Meanwhile, the Booty Babe comes out looking as gorgeous as ever.

DDP then gets Booty Man into a headlock. Booty Man tries to get out of the hold twice but DDP blocks it and gets him back into the head lock both times. They then do a criss cross, Booty Man goes down first then he does a leap frog but DDP holds on to the top rope. DDP then does a taunt to the crowd as he turns around Booty Man nails him with a right hand and DDP gets hung up in the middle and top rope. Booty Man then lays in some punches and kicks while DDP is just laying there. Booty Man whips DDP into the ropes but DDP reverses it and DDP goes for an arm drag but Booty Man totally messes it up so he just lays on DDP and gets a 2 count. They re-do the spot and this time DDP lays down as the Booty Man goes for a flying cross body but misses. DDP lays in a few kicks then starts choking the Booty Man. DDP goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. DDP then whips Booty Man into the turnbuckle chest first then he hits him with a belly to back suplex. DDP then gets the Booty Man in a chin lock. Booty Man finally gets up to his feet as he hits DDP three times in the midsection. Booty Man then comes off the ropes but DDP hits him with a knee to the midsection.

DDP goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. DDP then puts the Booty Man in another chin lock. Rest holds anyone? While in the chin lock, DDP puts his feet on the middle ropes to get a little more leverage. Booty Man finally gets out of the chin lock with some more elbows to the midsection. The camera gets on Kimberly and she says that she doesn’t want the Booty Man to get hurt and that she wants him to be her boyfriend. Booty Man hits the ropes but DDP catches him in a body slam type move then drops the Booty Man across the top rope.

DDP calls for the Booty Babe to get up on the apron and give him a ten. DDP then grabs the Booty Babe and kisses her on the lips. The Booty Babe slaps DDP in the face. DDP turns around and the Booty Man comes off the rope and hits DDP with a flying knee to the face. Booty Man goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3 count.

After the match is over the Booty Man goes outside to the floor and lays in a big kiss to the Booty Babe. The Booty Babe loves it and her reaction looks like she has just gone an hour and really enjoyed herself. They walk off together as we head to the back for an interview.


Recap:
This match was the shits. Not sure what to expect from DDP and Brutus Beefcake at this point but it wasn’t very good. A lot of stalling and rest holds that just dragged and dragged. Thankfully I was able to fast forward a little bit here and there to speed up this snooze fest. One thing that sticks out to me about this match is the lack of urgency on behalf of DDP here. If he loses his career is over but he treated this match as if he had 10 years left on his deal. He kept posing for the crowd and wasting time in between moves and he never really got it going. If my career was on the line I would be doing everything in my power to keep the job but that just didn’t happen. Also, how can someone lose their career on a show that is unsanctioned by the company? Hmmm things to ponder at night.

Backstage Interview: Lex Luger & Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart says it is a sad an emotional night for Lex Luger. He says this is the last night that he will walk to the ring with Luger. Jimmy Hart then hands Lex Luger a custom jacket that Luger can put in his trophy cabinet as he walks out of the interview. Luger says he is stuck in between a rock and hard place. Luger says he has to go through the most difficult moment of his wrestling career. Luger says this Doomsday Cage is the most dangerous match he has ever seen personally. Luger then states deep down he has a wrench in his gut because he has to watch his tag team partner Sting go against the Road Warriors in a street fight. Luger says this is very emotional for him. Luger says it breaks his heart that he can’t be in the ring with his best friend and partner Sting. Luger says whether he wants to be in it or not he will be there for the cage match.

Match 5: Giant vs. Giant: The Giant vs. Lochness

When both men get in the ring they have an epic stare down. Lochness appears short but when he is standing next to the Giant he is actually pretty damn tall. This guy is huge and his baggy clothing is hiding a lot. Also, the winner of this match gets to fight Ric Flair on Nitro for the WCW World Heavyweight Title. The match starts with a collar and elbow tie up. Giant hits Lochness with a knee to the gut then he drives him into the turnbuckle. Giant nails Lochness with 4-5 chops to the midsection. Giant then chokes Lochness out with his big boot. Lochness gets out of the corner with head butts to the face. Lochness then punches and chops the Giant into the other turnbuckle.

The Giant regains control by elbowing Lochness to the gut then slams him head first twice into the turnbuckle. Giant lays in some kicks then he goes to the other corner and goes for a Stinger splash type move. Lochness moves out of the way and the Giant goes flying over the top rope and lands on the floor. The athleticism and agility that the Giant was working with when he first came in is really impressive and is something that people forget that he had. Name another 7+ footer who can do a missile drop kick off the top rope? Go ahead I’m waiting.

Giant gets up rather quickly and gets back into the ring favoring his arm. Lochness then chops the Giant and he falls down to the mat. Lochness goes for a big elbow and he nails it. Lochness says he is going for one more but the Giant moves out of the way. Giant gets up to his feet and nails the Lochness with a big time clothesline then a huge side kick to the face. Giant then goes for a Hogan leg drop and nails Lochness and gets the 3 count. The Giant will go on to fight Ric Flair for the WCW Title on tomorrow night’s Nitro. Giant then goes to the camera and says that the leg drop was for Hogan. He then says that he is coming for Flair and he is getting his title back.


Recap:
There wasn’t much to this match at all. Lochness was terrible and he couldn’t work so they had this go as quickly as possible. The turnbuckle spot was incredible to see and amazing to think that somebody the size of the Giant could do something like that. The side kick to Lochness was brutal and the leg drop looked like total garbage but it is what it is. I would go ahead and skip this match since I provided you with the gif of the turnbuckle spot. You can thank me later.

Backstage Interview: Sting and Booker T

Marshall asks Sting about having Booker T as his partner but Booker interrupts and starts talking first. Booker said they have already talked about their friendship and all of that is put to the side. Booker says he has something to prove against the Road Warriors. Booker says when they come down 110 street it is going to be a Harlem Street Fight and its on like chicken bones. Sting tries to pump up Booker T and then Booker says don’t make me knock you out right now. Sting says the Warriors have thrown friendship out of the window. Sting says they are going to come at them like they’ll never believe. Booker says we have a 5 time world Champ and Booker is a 4 time tag team champ. Scorpion death lock and Harlem hangover it aint nothing but a thang like a chicken wing on a string? What the hell is Booker T even talking about. What a weird and crazy promo this was. Booker says they will know whats happening when it’s all over. After this match it will be Sting and Luger vs. Harlem Heat for the tag titles.

Match 6: Chicago Street Fight: Road Warriors vs. Sting/Booker T

Just a preface before this match even starts. They do double camera shots and theres a ton of crap going on at once. I won’t get play by play in but I will do my best to describe the action that I am seeing. Sting and Booker are walking to the ring as they get attacked from behind by the Warriors. Sting is working over Animal in the ring while Booker and Hawk are fighting each other on the outside. Animal goes up for 10 punches in the corner while Booker throws Hawk into the ring post.

Hawk back body drops Booker on the outside. Animal charges in on Sting in the corner but Sting moves out of the way and Animal misses. Hawk goes after Sting on the outside as Booker nails a beautiful scissor kick to the back of the head of Animal. Animal nails Booker with a power slam then an elbow drop on the inside of the ring. Animal goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Animal has Sting laying down in the corner and he pulls the legs and rams Sting nuts first into the ring post. Hawk picks up Booker on the outside and drops him on the top of the guard rail. Sting on the other side is returning the favor to Animal by pulling him nut first into the ring post.

Booker rams Hawk head first into the guard rail while Sting body slams Animal inside the ring. Booker then pile drives Hawk on the outside but Hawk no sells it and gets right up and nails Booker with a clothesline. Booker nails Hawk with a nice side kick right to the head to regain the advantage on Hawk. Inside the ring Animal gets a close 2 count on Sting. Sting runs and slams Animal head first into the mat. Hawk is choking out Sting on the mat while Animal throws Booker to the outside of the ring. Animal gets iris whipped into the guard rail. Booker goes for the cover on the outside but gets a 2 count on Animal. Booker goes up to the top rope and goes for an ax handle but Animal hits him with a punch to the midsection. Animal then hits Booker with a drop kick and gets a 2 count out of it. Hawk is on the outside choking the life out of Sting.

Booker sends Hawk back into the ring and he gets him in an arm bar. Sting heads toward the back and grabs a chair. Animal goes after him but gets nailed 2 times with a chair as Sting heads toward the ring. Sting then grabs the chair again and hits Hawk with it twice. Second one was right on the head. Animal gets in the ring and grabs the chair and he nails Booker and Sting with the same chair. The last shot on Booker was right to the head. Animal goes for the cover on Booker but Sting breaks it up at 2. Booker nails Animal with a great side kick inside the ring. Sting then dumps Hawk with a pile driver but Hawk gets up right away again and kicks Sting in the head. Hawk then power bombs Sting in the middle of the ring then drops a boot to the nuts of Sting.

Hawk has Sting in a headlock inside the ring as Booker chokes Animal out with a cable on the outside. Hawk throws Sting outside then he throws him over the guardrail as they fight amongst the fans. Hawk tries to grab a chair but a lot of the chairs are connected together so he couldn’t do anything with them. Hawk then picks up the chair and rams into the gut of Booker T then hits him in the back with it. Hawk goes for a pile driver on Sting on the outside but Sting reverses it into a back body drop. Sting is on the top rope and drops a fist to the back of Hawk as Animal throws Booker T into the cage. Sting goes for the Stinger Splash but Hawk gets out of the way and then he nails Sting with a clothesline. Animal is on the top rope but Booker charges and pushes him off and Animal racks himself on the top rope.

Booker then climbs up to the top rope himself and nails Hawk with a knee to the face. This match is just a cluster and theres no rhyme or reason to it. Pretty fun if you ask me. Sting then runs into Animal and Animal falls down then Sting falls face first and nails Animal right in the nuts. What a classic spot that was. Animal hits Sting with a low blow on Sting as Hawk is laying in the rights on Booker T. Booker hits a side slam on Hawk while Animal chokes Sting in the corner. Hawk whips Booker into the corner and Booker blocks it and Hawk runs right into the back of Booker. Sting goes up to the top rope and goes for a splash on Animal but Animal gets out of the way. Hawk then climbs up to the top rope and goes for a flying clothesline but Booker ends up hitting him with a drop kick to block the move.

Animal chokes Booker in the corner while Hawk gets Sting in a leg lock type move. Booker ends up hitting a low blow on Animal and this causes Animal to roll outside of the ring to get a break. Booker goes over the top looking for a plunga but Animal moves out of the way and Booker misses. Sting nails Hawk with a big clothesline inside of the ring. Booker and Sting hit a double clothesline on Animal. Sting racks Hawk over the top rope then goes to the outside and pulls the leg to get more damage done on the nut sack of Hawk. Animal hits Booker with a suplex inside the ring. Hawk drags Sting out of the ring and nails him with a chop. Booker goes for a side kick inside the ring but Animal moves out of the way and Booker gets racked on the top rope.

Hawk goes to the top rope and nails Booker with a clothesline inside the ring. Animal and Sting are brawling up the aisle way. Animal gets whipped into the guard rail but it doesn’t really connect because Animal is just blown up at this point. Booker gets a camel clutch on Hawk inside the ring. Sting pulls Animal out of the ring so he doesn’t break up the hold for Hawk. Sting gets a sit down chin lock on Animal so he can catch a breather. Hawk goes for the cover and nearly gets a 3 count. Hawk then clotheslines Booker to the outside of the ring. Sting body slams Animal inside the ring then drops an elbow on Animal. Sting heads up to the top rope and goes for a dive but Animal catches him and nails him with a power slam. Meanwhile, Hawk hits Booker with a drop kick on the outside of the ring. Animal goes for the pin on Sting and gets a 2 count.

Animal whips Sting into the ropes and he misses two clothesline. Finally, Sting and Animal clothesline each other and they are both laid out in the ring. Booker goes for an elbow drop on Hawk inside the ring and he misses. However, Booker gets back up and he nails Hawk with an awesome looking spinning side kick. Animal then picks up a chair on the outside and nails Sting in the back with it again. Animal has Sting standing up against the ring post and he goes for a clothesline but Sting moves out of the way. Sting grabs the chair and hits Animal with it a few times. Hawk then steals the chair from Sting and he nails Sting with it. Animal holds up Booker as Hawk nails him with a vicious chop to the chest.

Sting heads to the back looking for more weapons.Hawk hits Booker with a power slam inside the ring and goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Sting comes back and he nails Animal with a couple of brooms. Sting nails Hawk with the brooms twice until Animal comes in the ring and steals the brooms from Sting. Animal nails Booker with the broom to break up a pin then he nails Sting with it on the back. Hawk drives the broom into the gut of Booker while Animal breaks one broom stick in half. Animal takes his piece of the broom and starts choking out Sting with it. Booker steals the broken broom stick from the ref and starts choking Animal with it.

Booker T heads to the back and acts like he is giving up on the match. Animal is following him to the back as well. Inside the ring Hawk is dropping fists to Sting. Animal heads to the back and bumps right into Luger. Animal slams Booker into a table. Luger is fixing his hair and it pisses him off. Therefore, Luger attacks Animal from behind. Stevie Ray also shows up and they throw Animal into a pole in the back. Jimmy Hart shows up and he handcuffs Animal to the post. Luger stomps away at Animal and he is knocked out. Luger is pissed that he messed up his hair.

Sting is on the outside and just laying it into Hawk. Hawk lays up against the guard rail and Sting goes for the Stinger splash but Hawk gets out of the way. Booker comes back to the ring and he throws Hawk into the steel steps. Booker rolls him back into he ring and hits him with a side suplex. Booker goes to the top rope and he goes for the Harlem Hangover but Hawk moves out of the way. Hawk sits up in the middle of the rope and Stevie Ray comes out and nails Hawk with a steel chair. Booker goes for the pin and gets the 1-2-3 count. After the match is over they show Stevie Ray in the back nailing Animal with a chair shot. Stevie Ray says he wants their belts back sucka!.


Recap:
I don’t even know where to start with this match. I don’t know who’s idea it was to give these four 25+ minutes in a street fight but it wasn’t the smartest idea here. They just beat the hell out of each other the entire time and there was no rhyme or reason to the match. It didn’t make much sense and it was just your typical hardcore type match. Also, where the hell does Hawk get off no selling every pile driver he is in? It totally ruins the move and makes it appear useless when he does that 2-3 times in one match. One of those times was on the outside no less. All in all this match isn’t horrible but it isn’t very good either. If you have 25 minutes and you want to see four dudes beat the hell out of each other then this is the match for you. However, I have seen better and I wouldn’t recommend this match really. By the way, the shitty picture in picture type camera style was garbage. It really takes away from the action and it makes things hard to follow. Speaking of that, how stupid is WCW for booking a big time match around this shit picture in picture type display? I’m looking at you World War 3.

Match 7: Doomsday Cage Match: Hulk Hogan/Randy Savage vs. Four Horsemen/Dungeon of Doom/Z-Gangsta/Ultimate Solution

We start off with Michael Buffer hyping up the Doomsday Cage match. We follow that up with some pyro before the Dungeon of Doom and the Horsemen assume their positions in the cage. Also, same as the last match. Will do my best to call the action of this cluster of a match. Flair and Arn are in the top cage while the Faces are Fear are on one side of the middle portion with Sullivan and Luger on the other side in the middle tier. No site of the Ultimate Solution or Z-Gangsta at the start. Here come the Mega Powers to make 8 guys look like total garbage. Lets get this thing going.

Savage goes right after Flair as Hogan and Arn are a little more timid. Arn goes for a kick and Hogan grabs him and Hogan throws him right into the cage. Flair throws Savage into the pole in the middle of the cage. Savage then tries to rake the face of Flair into the cage. Flair immediately rips the shirt off Savage and lays in the chops already. Savage then throws Flair into the cage a few times. Hogan grabs Flair from behind as Savage lays in the right hands. Hogan has Arn by the throat but Arn rakes the eyes then lays in the boots to Hogan. Hogan is now working on Flair as Savage holds Arn. Arn throws Savage into the cage as Hogan is choking out Flair. Flair rakes Hogans eyes then lays in a right hand.

Flair lays the chops into Hogan but Hogan hulks up and rips off his shirt and starts laying in the rights to Flair. Flair goes for a punch but Hogan dunks and punches Flair. Flair falls to the cage and Hogan starts choking him with his boot. All four men are being very careful and not doing much to make this cage fall apart. Flair starts laying in the right hands to Savage while Arn pulls Hogan into the pole in the middle of the cage. Flair has Savage in a head lock while Arn puts Hogan in a figure four. Flair then puts a figure four on Savage. Both men have Hogan and Savage in a figure four. Savage and Hogan then try to reverse the figure four on both men at the same time. Pretty sweet sequence of moves.

Flair drops a fork or a shank to the middle section to get it down to Sullivan. Savage then busts out the powder and throws it in the face of Arn and Flair. They open up the trap door and they go down to the next tier. Now we have Hogan and Savage in the middle going against Luger, Sullivan, and the Faces of Fear. Hogan has a chain and nails Sullivan and Luger with it. Hogan then takes the chain and chokes Sullivan with it. Luger picks up the chain and decks Hogan with it. I love that Luger is yelling every time he throws a punch or a kick. Savage is in the other portion of the middle section taking out both members of the Faces of Fear.

Hogan throws Luger’s face into the cage then he comes over and helps out Savage with the Faces of Fear. Hogan then takes his chain and locks the door behind him to block out the Faces of Fear from helping out Sullivan and Luger. Hogan and Savage are now going after Luger and Sullivan. Hogan takes Luger and rams him into the cage 4-5 times in rapid succession. Hogan and Sullivan end up outside the cage and Sullivan is holding on to a poll while Hogan tries to push him off. I never understood this spot because the good guy is nearly on the verge of killing his opponent. It didn’t make much sense at all.

Sullivan and Hogan walk down the stars and Sullivan tries to dump Hogan over the railing. Savage is in the cage working over Luger while Hogan and Sullivan fight on scaffolding. They continue to walk down the stairs and get to the bottom floor. Luger and Savage then make their way down to the bottom floor. All four men then head towards ringside beating each other up. Meanwhile, Flair, Arn, and the Faces of Fear are still trying to get out of the middle cage portion of the Doomsday Cage. Sullivan is raking the back of Hogan as they head toward the ring. Hogan then steals the microphone and starts nailing Sullivan with it numerous times. Hogan whips Sullivan into the ropes and he nails Sullivan with a big boot.

Flair and the rest of them have figured out a way to break free and they start heading down to the floor to help out Luger and Sullivan. Luger takes Savage and throws him into a pole. Meanwhile, Hogan throws Sullivan head first into the Doomsday Cage from the outside. Hogan then comes over and nails Luger with a clothesline. Luger screams as loud as he can and then falls over. What kind of selling is Luger doing here? Hogan picks up a bucket of some sort and nails Luger with it. Sullivan is laying in the chops to Savage and then he throws him head first into the steel cage.

Hogan takes Luger and throws him into the guardrail. Luger is begging off as Hogan stalks him. Sullivan takes the board from the scaffolding and takes a piece down to the ring. He then drops it and leaves it behind so Savage picks it up and nails Sullivan from behind with it. Hogan is in the ring laying in the right hands to Luger on the ground while Savage and Sullivan are trading right hands. Sullivan throws Savage into he steel steps then he gets in the ring and low blows Hogan. Hogan drags Luger outside the ring and throws him into the guardrail. Hogan then picks up a chair and nails Luger with it a couple of times.

Hogan then goes after Sullivan while Savage picks up the chair and tries to hit Luger with it. Luger gets the boot up and then he picks up the chair and nails Savage and Hogan with it. Sullivan then rakes the eyes of Savage. All four men are on the outside of the ring. Sullivan picks up Savage and drapes him across the guard rail then clotheslines him off of it. Luger tries to smash Hogans face into the apron but Hogan reverses and it rams Lugers into it. Hogan whips Luger while Savage whips Sullivan into each other. Both men are on the ground pounding Luger and Sullivan with right hands. At this point the Ultimate Solution and Z-Gangsta come down to the ring. Solution goes for Hogan while Gangsta goes after Savage. Gangsta is choking and grabbing Savage back to the cage while Solution takes Hogan back to the cage.

Hogan, Savage, Z-Gangsta, and Ultimate Solution are all in the bottom tier of the cage. They have a stare down as Hogan goes after the Solution as Savage goes after Z-Gangsta. Gangsta grabs Savage by the throat and just chokes him. Solution throws Hogan down to the ring like he’s a piece of dirt. Z-Gangsta has beat himself up more than he has Savage or Hogan combined. Savage goes to the top rope and hits Gangsta with a double ax handle. Hogan has Solution in the corner and is laying in the right hands. Hogan is laying in the ax handles to both Solution and Gangsta. Savage hits the ropes but Gangsta grabs him and gets him in a bear hug. Hogan rams the Solutions head right into the steal cage. Hogan comes to the save of Savage.

Hogan goes for a right hand but Gangsta blocks it and he gets Hogan in a choke hold. It drives Hogan down to the mat. Solution then picks up Savage and power slams him to the mat. Hogan rakes the eyes of Gangsta to get out of the choke hold. Savage goes up to the top rope again and he jumps off but the Solution catches him and gets him in a bear hug. Arn and Ric Flair get back in the ring to help out Gangsta and the Ultimate Solution. Flair is choking out Hogan while Gangsta holds up Savage for Arn to punch. Arn and Gangsta take Savage and throw him head first into the cage. Solution slams Hulk as Jimmy Hart jumps up and down laughing hysterically as if they just won. Flair then throws Savage into the cage one more time.

Gangsta clubs the back of Hogan multiple times while Flair lays into Savage. Savage has more powder and they are getting more powder. Meantime, the Booty Man comes out and hands Hogan and Savage frying pans. They throw powder into the faces of the Solution and Gangsta then they just start laying in the frying pan shots to all of them. Luger comes back and gets in the ring. Luger comes in and goes right for Hogan then drops an ax handle to the back of Savage. Luger pulls out a loaded black glove. Flair holds up Savage. Luger goes in for the punch but Savage moves out of the way. Luger hesitates but still ends up decking Flair anyways.

Hogan then nails Luger with a right hand and he can be heard saying lets get out of here. Hogan leaves the ring and Savage follows him on his way out. Both guys forget to go for the cover but Savage realizes this and ends up diving back into the ring and getting the pin on Ric Flair for the victory. Hogan and Savage win again. Both men get out of the cage and they get the hell out of there.



Recap:
Again, where do you even start with a cluster like this. The action was predictable and there was just way to much going on. You really have 2 guys going against 8 of your top heels and you let them come out and win clean? The booking made zero sense but I guess if you are trying to push a PPV that can have anything happen then I guess this is the type of match you would want. The ending was decent but I found it hilarious that both Savage and Hogan forgot to do the pin at the end. Good thing Savage was on his toes and actually remembered or they would have just walked out and not have pinned anyone. This match was garbage and is the epitome of WCW where they had grand ideas but they could never deliver. If you want to enjoy crap then go ahead and give this match a watch.

Show Closing:

We head up to the commentary section where Dusty, Tony, and Bobby recap the show as well as talk about tomorrow night’s Nitro. Tony says they hope to have Luger’s reasons tomorrow night on Nitro. They also say that the Giant will fight Ric Flair for the WCW Heavyweight title on Nitro. Dusty says this PPV will go down in history as something no one has ever seen before. Heenan then says “yes, yes, yes, yes Hogan has done it again. He has walked away from the ring one more time.” Heenan says it has to stop and it will start tomorrow night on Nitro. Heenan then takes off his head set and heads out as Tony wraps up the show. Goodnight everyone!

Final Thoughts:
The show started off really good with the Eddie Guerrero vs. Konan match. They followed that up with a brutal slug fest between the Belfast Bruiser and Lord Steven Regal. After that it was all down hill from there. Booty Man vs. DDP was trash, the street fight was just a cluster and hard to follow with the double camera action, and theres absolutely nothing to say about the Madusa vs. Robert Parker match. The main event was a bigger cluster than the street fight and it sucked. It was nothing but boots and punches and really no thought process given to the match at all. Why would the good guy try to kick a guy off a 20 foot scaffold? I get the whole fight fire with fire thing but that spot has always bothered me and I’m not sure why Hogan even tried to do it. The fact that Hogan and Savage nearly forgot to do the pin summarizes this whole PPV in a nutshell. I would watch the first two matches on this show and skip the rest. That way you are not disappointed with what you see.

Going forward, I’m not sure what the next Event Center show will be but look out for more Coliseum Classics as well as our new series Television Rewind. I have a few more of those on deck so get ready for that. Thanks everyone for reading and I will be back soon with some more great action right here on the Event Center.

Television Rewind Episode 1: Thursday Raw Thursday 2-13-97

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Television Rewind Episode 1: WWF Thursday Raw Thursday 2-13-97

Introduction:
Hello everyone and welcome to the first edition of CrazyMax’s Television Rewind. I am your host xstat32x. What we plan on doing here is pick random television shows, no rhyme or reason to it, and review them. I am the type of person who gets bored with one thing so this will help me stay entertained with the reviews and do different things at the same time. So without further ado we are going to head to the ring and get this show started. First up on the list is Thursday Raw Thursday from February of 1997. Somebody loses something along the way here…..wonder what that could be?

Show Opening:

The show opens up with Vince McMahon talking about Shawn Michaels forfeiting the WWF Championship. He states that the winner of the Final Four match will be declared the new WWF Champion. Then we get the opening music video and its this jabroni saying “Thursday Raw Thursday” over and over again. What garbage is this? Rocky Maivia comes out to the ring as we head to the announce table with Vince McMahon, Jim Ross, and Jerry Lawler. McMahon talks about Shawn forfeiting the title. Ross hypes up the Vader vs. Bret Hart match where Bret is hoping to get revenge on Vader. We then head up to the ring where Rocky Maivia is awaiting the Intercontinental Champion Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Match 1: WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Hunter Hearst Helmsley (C) vs. Rocky Maivia

The match opens up with Rocky Maivia and Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a collar and elbow tie up. Rocky puts Hunter in a head lock but Hunter throws him off the ropes and hits Rocky with a hip toss. Hunter gets a head lock then turns it into a hammer lock. Rocky reverses it and Hunter does a drop toe hold into a head lock on the mat but Rocky reverses it into his own arm. They end up with Hunter being in a head lock by Rocky. You can hear the crowd chant “Rocky Sucks” already. Hunter gets Rocky in a surf board type move and pulls the hair of Rocky then slaps him in the back of he had.

Both men get up to their feet. Hunter then does his classic bow to show up Rocky Maivia. Hunter gets Rocky in another head lock but Rocky throws him into the ropes but Hunter hits him with a shoulder block. Hunter goes off the ropes again and Rocky hits him with a hip toss then a big time drop kick and it sends Hunter out to the mat. Hunter gets in the ring and pokes Rocky right in the eye to get the advantage. Hunter then throws a couple of punches and gets Rocky in a reverse chin lock on the mat. Rocky gets up and throws Hunter into the rope, Rocky sizes up a big right hand but Hunter holds on to the top rope so Rocky drop kicks him over the top rope. It looks hilarious because Hunter’s momentum didn’t really carry and he got stuck on the top rope so he went over like it was in super slow mo. Pretty funny looking spot there.

Rocky follows Hunter outside and he slams his face into the apron. Rocky then sets Hunter up on the turnbuckle post and goes for a clothesline but Hunter moves out of the way and Rocky nails the post. Hunter picks Rocky up and throws him back into the ring. Hunter then hits Rocky with an arm breaker and he follows that up with a knee to the injured shoulder of Rocky. He gets Rocky in an arm bar to work it over. Rocky gets back up to his feet and sends Hunter into the ropes but Hunter blocks the back drop and hits him with another arm breaker for a 2 count. Hunter picks Rocky up and throws him into the turnbuckle and nails him with a couple of massive chops as we head to commercial break. We come back and Hunter is still working Rocky over in the corner. WWF sure is piping in the boos for Hunter because it doesn’t sound real at all. Typical bullshit not letting guys getting over or heat on their own.

Meanwhile, the Honky Tonk Man comes down to the ring to do commentary for the rest of the match. Hunter then sets up Rocky with a nice vertical suplex. Hunter then drops a Harley Race type knee to the face and goes for the cover but he gets a 2 count. Hunter whips Rocky into the ropes and he dunks a clotheslines but Hunter nails him with his high knee on the way back. He goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Hunter whips Rocky into the ropes again and gets Rocky in a sleeper hold. Rocky gets back up to his feet and throws Hunter into the ropes and he returns the favor by getting Hunter into his own sleeper hold. However, Hunter reverses the hold by going into the turnbuckle and falling down sending Rocky head first into the top turnbuckle.

Hunter whips Rocky into the ropes and goes for a right hand but Rocky goes under and comes back with his own right hands. He hits him 2 times with the punches then sizes him up with his third one. Rocky then whips Hunter into the ropes and hits him with a big time back drop. Rocky then goes to the top rope and hits a huge flying body cross on Hunter but Hunter rolls through and gets a 2.5 count on Rocky. Hunter whips Rocky into the ropes but Rocky reverses it and then lowers his head but Hunter comes in drops Rocky face first on his knee. Hunter then does a neck breaker on Rocky and goes for the cover but he gets out at 2.

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Hunter gets frustrated and lays in the punches on Rocky. Hunter picks up Rocky and dumps him with a brutal piledriver. He goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Hunter starts arguing with the ref as Rocky gets back up to his feet. Hunter picks Rocky up and sits him on the top rope. Hunter then proceeds to slap Rocky 3 times. Hunter then nails Rocky with a huge superplex off the middle rope. Hunter goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Hunter then picks up Rocky again and it appears he’s going for the Pedigree but Rocky falls down to the mat. Hunter then picks him up slowly but Rocky falls down again. Hunter picks him up a third time and this time Rocky grabs Hunter and gets him in an inside cradle for the 3 count. The winner and NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION……ROCKY MAIVIA!!!!!!


Recap:
This was a pretty good opening match for the IC Title. Hunter had a lot of great heavy offensive maneuvers at the end of the match to lead up to the finish. I really liked the finish because it showed the resiliency of Rocky and it showed where they wanted him to go as far as a performer. I would definitely recommend checking out this match just to see these two go at it before they became the mega stars that they are now. At least one of them are a mega star anyways.

Post Match Interview: New Intercontinental Champion Rocky Maivia

Dok Hendrix congratulates Rocky Maivia on becoming the new WWF Intercontinental Champion. Dok asks Rocky how it feels and Rocky responds with “I can’t believe it.” Rocky then guarantees the people he will give the best that he can give always. Dok then said he thought he was out of the match but his resiliency was amazing. Dok then mentions that his parents must be really proud of him. Rocky then says “Dad, grandfather, my whole family thank you. I will make you and all my fans proud.”

In Your House: Final Four Commercial

Dok Hendrix is hyping the upcoming In Your House Pay Per View that airs live this Sunday. Dok mentions that all four men are linked by controversy. Four men with a history of bad blood. Now these 4 epic superstars will wage war in a winner takes all match. Who will become the new WWF Heavyweight Champion. There can be only one!

M&M’s Slam of the Week

We get an awesome replay of Undertaker tombstoning Hunter Hearst Helmsley on an escalator from Shotgun Saturday Night. Hunter had to be half nuts to take this bump because the escalator was moving and with his long hair he would have been screwed if that shit got stuck in it. Luckily he came out okay but man what a crazy ass stunt. WWF was starting to push that envelope a little bit here and it’s nice to see.

Match 2: Headbangers vs. Bob Holly/Aldo Montoya

Sunny comes out first to be the special guest ring announcer. She is wearing a paper thin white dress looking amazing like she did back then. She ends up losing her cheat sheet paper for her ring announcing duties but she ends up finding them in her dress between her boobs. She introduces the tag teams as we get ready for some action.

Mosh and Bob Holly start off in the ring together. They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Holly pushes Mosh into the turnbuckle. The ref tries to get a clean break but when he gets in between them Mosh nails Holly with a right hand. Mosh then whips Holly into the ropes but Holly reverses it and goes then hits a leap frog on Mosh on the way back through and he follows that up with a hurricanrana on Mosh. Holly goes for the pin but the ref has no idea its even a pin so Mosh gets out on a 0 count. Mosh gets up and Holly nails him with a big time clothesline. Thrasher gets in the ring and he gets hit with a clotheslines as well. Holly then hits Mosh with a drop kick and then an arm drag into an arm bar. Holly then tags in Montoya and he goes off the top rope with an elbow to the arm.

Mosh backs Aldo into the ropes and sends him off but Aldo slides through and hits Mosh with another drop kick as he tags in Holly. Holly tries to whip Mosh into the ropes but Mosh reverses it and bends over so Holly jumps over then decks Mosh with a big right hand. Holly tries to whip Mosh into the ropes but both guys hold hands and go into the ropes together and it looks really awkward and like crap. Finally Holly whips Mosh into the ropes but Mosh reverses it and Thrasher nails Holly in the back with a knee to get the advantage over to the Headbangers. Mosh gets the tag into Thrasher and Mosh whips Holly into the ropes. Mosh falls to the mat and Thrasher comes off the middle rope and nails Holly with a clotheslines.

Thrasher then picks up Holly and drops him over the top rope. Thrasher then tags in Mosh and they hit Bob Holly with a double flapjack. Mosh then puts Holly in the corner and he distracts the ref so Thrasher can choke him in the corner. Thrasher gets the tag then he drops the knee on Hollys face. Aldo starts to clap to get the crowd in it and they don’t oblige so it’s just one guy clapping to get Bob Holly going. Mosh gets tagged back in and he hits Holly with a jumping side suplex and he goes for the cover and gets 2. Mosh then body slams Holly. Mosh then climbs to the middle rope and Thrasher front suplexes Mosh down on Holly.

Thrasher then gets the tag and he goes for a moonsault off the top rope but Holly moves out of the way. Thrasher gets the tag to Mosh and Holly tags in Montoya. Montoya hits Mosh with a clothesline and he sends Thrasher packing as well. Aldo goes up to the top rope and hits Mosh with a beautiful cross body for a 2 count. Montoya whips Mosh into the ropes and as he does this Thrasher tags in. Montoya bends over and Mosh hits him with a clubbing ax handle. Mosh then picks Montoya up and hits him with a power bomb as Thrasher comes off the top rope with a leg drop. Thrasher goes for the cover and they get the 3 count. The winners are the Headbangers!


Recap:
This was a decent match. Nothing special but not total trash either. Sunny looked hot as the ring announcer and she got the crowd going because they knew nobody would care about this one. Bob Holly had some pretty good offense especially throwing out the hurricanrana at the start there. Montoya worked fast and was entertaining to watch as well. The Headbangers are trash but their finisher was pretty damn awesome, at least on this show. I would recommend skipping this match but you may be entertained if you didn’t. Who knows at this point.

In Ring Interview: Shawn Michaels

The show comes back from commercial with Gorilla Monsoon and Vince McMahon standing in the ring. Vince McMahon introduces Shawn Michaels by saying he is the most flamboyant and most charismatic WWF Champion of all time. Shawn comes out looking subdued and “injured.” Vince says this comes as a shock to WWF fans all over the world. Vince says maybe it shouldn’t be considering what he gives and what he brings to the World Wrestling Federation. What you bring to the WWF has taken it’s tole on him and his knee. Vince says that Shawn is facing a knee operation and wants Shawn to share what is going on inside his head.

“Well it seems like we have done this before.” Well no shit we’ve done this before because you have no idea how to drop a belt to someone. Dean Douglas anyone? He says this time its a lot more severe and a lot more serious than last time. Shawn says he has never had a doctor look at him in the face and say he may never be able to wrestle again. He said he was told that the other day by his doctor. Shawn says it is not something he believes but it is something he has to deal with. He says time has taken a tole on his body. Meanwhile, the crowd can give two shits about this sob story as they start reigning down the “We want Sid” chants. I don’t care what anyone says about Sid, the guy was super over for the majority of his career and he hardly had to do anything to accomplish that.

Vince says we know Shawn is just as disappointed as anyone that he can’t defend his title against Sid or the winner of the Final Four match. Vince then hypes up Shawn like it’s his job description by saying that no one in the history of the WWF, who has held the title, has had the schedule or has had to endure what Shawn has. Are you serious right now? Hogan was all over the place and doing promotional work for days and built a company as the WWF champion and you say this guy had the most grueling schedule? Better yet, didn’t you push this same garbage on Bret Hart 4.5 years prior when he first won the title? I do believe the promoting of Bret involved the whole “no one has ever defended the title this much this often” back in 93. Get off his nuts Vince.

Shawn states that he can’t do anything half way. He comes here and they chant a lot of different wrestler names like Sid, Bret, and anyone else. Shawn says they are going to have a lot more of that in the near future. Shawn then comes out and says, no matter what they think of him, he always wanted them to come out and have a good time and he wanted to be that person to provide that entertainment. Shawn says the most important thing to him was the performance. He wanted to make sure the fans didn’t regret buying tickets if his name was on the card because he wanted to send them home happy. Shawn then says there has been a lot of talk over the last couple of months of people having bad attitudes revolving around the belt. Only thing he knows today is that one thing that won’t be revolving around the belt for a long time is Shawn Michaels. By this point you can clearly tell the guy was on something during this promo. Slurred speech, stumbling over words, losing his train of thought, and just rambling. What a jabroni.

Shawn says he has to have everything checked and that he may be beyond reconstructive knee surgery. Or maybe he doesn’t want to return the favor to Bret and drop the title to him at Wrestlemania like most professionals would. Shawn says if he can’t come back and perform at the level he performed at before then he can’t perform. He says he can’t come out here and go half ass. He says he has to come out and romp and stomp and get tossed around and toss people around. He says he has to have fun or he won’t be able to do it anymore. Shawn says the schedule he took on was because he felt like he couldn’t say no. He wanted to do everything and enjoy his life as the WWF Champion. He wanted to ride in leer jets and limos. He wanted to do TV and sign autographs. Shawn says if nothing else he has that to take with him.

Shawn then says he knows we are at a time in the WWF where toughness is real big and unfortunately all he has right now is a lot of tears, sorrow and emotion. Shawn then hands the belt over to Gorilla Monsoon. Shawn says he is gong to go back home and see whats left for himself. Shawn says “Over the last couple of months I have lost a lot of things, and one of those things has been my smile.” What a bitch. Dude would come up with any garbage excuse to get out of dropping the title to someone who wasn’t his boy. He says his smile doesn’t mean a lot to everyone else but it means a lot to him. He says he needs to go back and fix himself and take care of himself and he has to find his smile. Somewhere along the line he lost it and he needs to find it. I don’t care of it’s unpopular, I don’t care if people want to make fun of me for being an emotional guy. He says this is all he has ever wanted to do and over the last year he has been able to do it. He said whether you like him or not this was the most wonderful year of his life. If he never gets to do it again then it will be okay. He said for one full year he got to be the number one guy in the business. He then thanks Vince and the fans and says he’s going to go home now. He then goes in for the hug on Vince and Gorilla. He walks around the ring and shakes hands with the fans as we head to commercial.


Recap:
Where do we even start with this garbage? This was all phony and a charade and the fact that Vince McMahon let it happen is laughable. Everybody knows the story by now so there isn’t much to discuss on that front but it is still amazing how much bs was spewed in this interview. Everything I’ve read regarding the knee was that it wasn’t that bad and he could wrestle if he wanted to. Shawn just didn’t want to drop the title to anyone so he came up with this shit to get out of doing it. You could also clearly tell he was on something during this interview because he was barely coherent and he was stumbling over his words every 5-10 seconds. It’s kind of sad to see to be honest. Obviously you want to check this out because of the ridiculousness of it but theres nothing here but a bunch of hollow words that are so far from the truth.

Match 3: The Undertaker vs. Savio Vega

We come out of commercial with Savio irish whipping the Undertaker into the turnbuckle but when Savio comes in, Undertaker grabs him by the throat and throws him into the turnbuckle. Taker then lays in the lefts and rights to Savio. Savio is selling like a million bucks for Taker and it looks awesome. Savio was underrated. Taker then hits an uppercut on Savio as he falls down to the mat. Savio gets back to his feet and he gets slammed into the turnbuckle. Taker then chokes Savio out while in the turnbuckle. Undertaker turns around and confronts the ref and the ref gets scared and runs off.

Undertaker irish whips Savio into the turnbuckle but Savio reverses and Taker crashes into the turnbuckle. Savio then whips Taker into the ropes and gets nailed with a big boot then a leg drop by Undertaker. Taker goes for a cover and he gets a 2 count. Undertaker then goes up to the top rope and hits the forearm smash to the back. Taker then whips Savio into the ropes and hits him with a back drop. Savio gets up and tries to get out of the ring but Taker grabs him and prevents him from going outside. Taker then has Savio trapped into the turnbuckle and Savio nails him with a low blow. Savio comes after Taker but Taker nails him with a clothesline. Taker then tries to irish whip Savio but Savio reverses it and hits him with a heel kick. He hits him with two more then he goes for the cover and gets a 2 count.

Savio then chokes Taker while he lays on the mat. Savio then pulls Taker’s head out over the apron and Savio hits him with two elbows to the throat. Savio gets back in the ring and he starts choking Taker out again in the turnbuckle. Taker hits Savio with a boot then a couple of clubs to the back but Savio regains control by nailing 2-3 chops onto Taker. Savio then drapes Takers throat over the middle rope and he sits on his back and chokes him out. Savio rakes the eyes of Taker and drives him back to the turnbuckle. Taker comes out of the turnbuckle and irish whips Savio into the turnbuckle and when Taker comes in Savio nails him with another spinning heel kick and sends Taker down to the mat for a 2 count.

Savio gets Taker in a rest hold and when Taker tries to get up and get out of it Savio just throws him back to the ground and gets him in the rest hold again. Taker then nails Savio with a kick and a few uppercuts to get control of the match. Taker whips Savio into the ropes and Taker bends over and Savio hits him with a spinning neck breaker. Savio goes for the pin but Taker kicks out and he sits up. Savio then whips Taker into the ropes and he bends over and Undertaker decides to just jump on his back with all of his weight. It looked like Taker was going for a leg drop on the back of the head but he totally botched that and he nearly destroyed Savio’s knee at the same time. Taker and Savio get up and Taker hits the rope and nails Savio with a big clothesline. Savio then gets up and Undertaker nails him with a big time choke slam. Undertaker goes for the pin and he gets a 3 count.

As soon as the bell tolls, all of the members of the Nation of Domination get in the ring and attack the Undertaker. Farooq and Crush come out to assist the Nation. Ahmed Johnson them comes out to save the Undertaker. Undertaker is laid out as all of the members go after Ahmed. Undertaker sits up and he takes PG-13 for a ride with a double choke slam. Undertaker and Ahmed clean house and stand in the ring together as they head to commercial.


Recap:
This match was okay. Nothing special here either. Savio did a lot of sweet looking spinning heel kicks but that was pretty much the beginning and end of his offense. Undertaker looked good like usual but that one spot that he totally missed looked really awkward and dangerous. I would check this out if you are a fan of either guy because you won’t be disappointed. If you are not a fan of either person then I would go ahead and skip this one.

Interview: Gorilla Monsoon

Dok says its a heartbreaking time for the WWF and ex WWF Champion Shawn Michaels. Dok wants Gorilla to explain his reasoning as to why he made the Final Four match for the WWF Title. Gorilla says a WWF Champion forfeiting their title is disheartening for everyone involved. Gorilla says no one wants to see anyone fall into this circumstances. Gorilla says its a golden opportunity for everyone involved in that Final Four and that the winner will become the new WWF Champion.

Dok wants to know where this match leaves Psycho Sid since he was the #1 contender. Gorilla says Sid will get his shot and it will be this Monday on Raw and it will be against the winner of the Final Four match.

Match 4: Sycho Sid vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sid is going through his entrance and he turns his back to Austin so Austin attacks him from behind. Austin then puts him in the turnbuckle and hits him with shoulder blocks and right hands. Sid returns the favor and nails him with his own right hands. Sid then whips Austin into the ropes and he goes for a choke slam but Austin kicks him right in the nuts to block the hold. Austin then climbs up to the middle rope and starts to show off for the crowd. Austin was just getting in the swing of things with his character and its phenomenal. Definitely worth watching.

Austin then goes over to Sid and picks up his feet then kicks him in the nuts again. Austin then rolls Sid out over the apron and drops an elbow right at the throat of Sid. Sid then falls to the outside and Austin lays in a couple of rights. Sid then nails Austin with a big time chop to regain control of the match. Sid goes for a bulldog into the turnbuckle but Austin pushes him off and sends him right into the ring post. Austin and Sid get back in the ring and Austin hits him with an elbow coming off the ropes and goes for the pin. He gets a 2 count. Austin then tries to get an abdominal stretch on Sid and it’s just not working because of how big Sid is. Austin uses the rope for leverage and the ref finally catches him and makes him break the hold.

Austin whips Sid into the ropes but Sid reverses it and gets Austin in a sleeper hold. Austin drops down out of the sleeper and Sid’s chin goes right into Austin’s head. Austin gets a 2 count then puts Sid into a reverse head lock on the mat. Austin goes for a right but Sid blocks it and hits him with 2-3 right hands. Sid then kicks Austin in the gut and throws him to the mat. Sid goes for a big time leg drop but Austin rolls out of the way. Austin then tries to get Sid in the sharpshooter but Sid kicks him off because Austin starts talking trash to him. Both get up and Sid hits Austin with two clotheslines then he whips Austin into the ropes and hits him with a big boot.

Bret then comes into the ring out of no where and goes after Stone Cold Steve Austin. Bret gets Austin out of the ring and he starts to yell at him from inside the ring. Sid then grabs Bret and starts whaling away on Bret. They trade lefts and rights before the officials come in and do the ol’ pull apart. Sid is laying on Bret in the ropes with 6 officials trying to break them up. Bret then breaks free and he goes after Sid again. They continue to do this for a little while longer before the refs finally get the separated.


Recap:
There was really nothing special about this match. Austin dominated the action for the most part with punches and kicks that he became known for. They were basically building to the outside interference with Bret so they didn’t really do much during this match. Went through the motions. I mean if you want a compilation of the Bret vs. Austin feud then you may check this out for that but other than that go ahead and skip this stink fest.

Backstage Interview w/ Vader & Paul Bearer

Vince asks Vader about his opinion as far as the Final Four is concerned. Vader asks Vince how many wrestlers in the WWF can say in the last 6 weeks they have taken on the Undertaker and beat him. He also whooped Stone Cold’s ass on two separate occasions. He is also going to fight Bret Hart tonight. Vader asks who’s the man and what time is it while Jerry Lawler answers both of those questions.

Match 5: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Owen Hart/British Bulldog vs. Farooq/Crush

The match starts off with Owen Hart and Crush in the ring. They start in a collar and elbow tie up and Crush throws Owen down to the mat but he goes right into a kip up and gets back to his feet. Owen lays in some right hands and backs Crush into the turnbuckle. Owen then irish whips Crush into the other turnbuckle but Crush reverses it and when Crush comes charging in Owen lays him out with a big boot. Owen then hits Crush with a clothesline then he quickly goes up top and hits Crush with a flying body press for a 2 count. Owen hits the ropes but Crush grabs him and just drops him chest first to the mat. Crush then picks up Owen in a delayed gorilla press and he dumps him again. Owen quickly tags in the Bulldog and Crush tags in Farooq.

We come back from commercial break and Crush is in the process of dumping the Bulldog to the mat with a piledriver. Bulldog gets thrown out of the ring and Crush goes after Owen to distract the ref. Farooq throws Bulldog into the steel steps on the outside and rolls Bulldog back into the ring. Crush goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Crush rams Bulldogs head into Farooq’s boot and tags him back in. Owen comes in to distract the ref as Crush and Farooq lay into the Bulldog. Bulldog reverses a back body drop and throws Farooq into the mat.

At this point they go to Bret Hart in the back and Vince McMahon interviews him during the match. Vince asks Bret what he thinks of Shawn forfeiting the WWF Title. In a sarcastic tone Bret says he’s sad that Shawn has to hang em up. Bret sees right through all of Shawn’s bullshit and is visibly upset with what is going on here. Bret says it’s a loss for everyone including himself. Bret says no one worked harder than Shawn and that is a big shock for the WWF. Bret doesn’t think Shawn’s career is over and he feels like he will be back. Bret says he would love to wrestle him because he has a score to settle with him. He hopes that Shawn gets his knee fixed and come backs. Vince asks him about his chances of becoming the WWF champion again at Final Four. He then asks him about Vader. Bret says its like wrestling a cement truck because of his size. Bret says Vader got the best of him before but he won’t do it again. Bret says it’s not Vader time, it’s his time.

As we get back to the action, Farooq goes for a splash but Bulldog gets his knees up. Farooq grabs a hold of Bulldog’s feet and Farooq gets the tag to Crush. Crush gets the Bulldog in a body scissor in the middle of the ring. Bulldog rolls back in the body scissor and gets a 2 count. Crush breaks the hold and drops a knee onto Bulldog’s back. Crush then picks up the Bulldog and nails him with a back breaker. Crush tags in Farooq and he goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Farooq then puts the Bulldog in a bear hug. Bulldog reverses the hold and gets Farooq in a belly to belly suplex. Farooq gets the tag to Crush and he comes in and hits Owen so Bulldog can’t get the tag. Farooq comes in to distract the ref as Bulldog gets the tag but the ref didn’t see it. Owen is arguing with the ref as Farooq and Crush are choking Bulldog out in the corner.

Crush gets back in the ring and irish whips Bulldog into the ropes and they end up clotheslining each other. Bulldog tries to get up but Crush grabs onto his leg but Bulldog hits him with an inseguire and he finally gets the tag to Owen. Owen comes in hot and nails Crush with right hands. Owen whips Crush into the ropes and Crush reverses it but Owen ends up hitting him with a spinning wheel kick. Farooq comes in and he gets hit with one as well. Owen then goes up to the top rope and he hits a drop kick on Crush. Farooq comes in to break up the count but Bulldog comes in and knocks Farooq out. Owen gets thrown over the top rope and he buckled his knee on the floor. Owen tries to get back in the ring but he can’t so Farooq and Crush win the match via count-out.

After the match Farooq and Crush are attacking Bulldog. Owen is trying to get back in the ring but he is having issues getting back in the ring. Farooq nails the Dominator on Bulldog and Owen attempts to get in the ring a few times but he ends up falling back down and not getting in to help the Bulldog. Owen is limping to the back and the Bulldog comes out of the ring to confront Owen. Owen tells him whats going on and Bulldog ends up helping him to the back as we head to commercial.


Recap:
There wasn’t much to this match either. It furthered the dissension between Owen and Bulldog, which is probably what they wanted to accomplish. Farooq and Crush weren’t very good together and boring to be honest. The interview with Bret in the middle of the match was welcome since it was a bunch of rest holds during the match. Owen, of course, had the best offense of the match. He went off the top rope a couple of times and really got the match going. The finish was weak but I like it in the sense that Owen was faking so he didn’t have to help the Bulldog. Pretty good in that aspect. Other than that, not much going on here.

Interview w/ The Undertaker

Before the Vader vs. Bret match can even get underway, Undertaker comes out holding onto Dok Hendrix and he cuts a promo on all four guys in the final four match. Undertaker says he’s sorry for interrupting but there seems to be an issue with a respect and the Undertaker isn’t getting it anymore. He says in Tennessee the two of them plus Stone Cold will have to look into the reaper and each of them know they can’t beat him. Undertaker says that the time is at hand and all three of them will rest in peace.

Match 6: Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart vs. Vader

Vader attacks Bret from behind as he listens to the Undertaker’s promo. Vader goes to work on Bret then throws him outside of the ring. We are heading to commercial as Stone Cold comes out and attacks Bret on the floor before the refs break it up. We come back to commercial and Vader is laying in some head butts to Bret. Vader gets Bret into the corner and lays in some heavy right hands to the head and the body. Vader is just laying them while in the corner.

Vader then whips Bret into the turnbuckle then follows him in with a big time clothesline that sends Bret down to the mat. Vader climbs up to the middle rope and jumps off towards Bret but Bret catches him and gets him in a body slam. Bret grabs the leg and starts laying in the right hands to Vader. Bret whips Vader into the ropes and he follows him in with a right hand to the midsection. Bret follows that up with a side Russian leg sweep. Bret then picks up Vader and gets him in a body slam. Bret goes for the sharpshooter but Vader reverses it.

Bret lays in more right hands then gets Vader in a suplex. Bret goes to the middle rope and hits Vader with the elbow drop. Bret drops another elbow drop. Vader gets up to his feet and gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bret whips Vader into the turnbuckle but Vader reverses it and charges at Bret but Bret moves. Bret then gets down in a school boy type move and Vader trips over him. Bret gets the sharpshooter on Vader but Vader grabs the ropes to put a stop to the hold. Stone Cold then shows up on the balcony and distracts Bret. Vader then drops Bret by the turnbuckle. Vader goes up to the top rope and goes for his moonsault but Bret moves out of the way.

Stone Cold laughs at Vader and calls him a piece of trash and says that Vader couldn’t do his job. Bret then goes for the pin on Vader and gets the 3 count. Stone Cold is about to climb over the balcony to go after Bret. Both men stare each other down as the show closes.


Recap:
Again, there wasn’t much to this match either. I sound like a broken record but this show’s sole purpose was to sell you on the pay per view Sunday and I feel like they did a pretty good job of doing it. It was pretty sweet to see Vader go to the top rope and do the moonsault. He didn’t do it very often but it was a treat to see. Bret was Bret and he got all his favorite moves in, of course. This was a decent match and worth checking out.

Final Thoughts:
The only reason I picked this show is so I could trash Shawn Michaels for losing his smile. I got my entertainment from that but I was also surprised at the loaded card for this show. Rocky vs. Hunter was a pretty good opener and it was surprising to see the IC title change hands. The two tag matches were kind of trash but they did there job and not to terrible to watch. Sycho Sid vs. Austin as well as Vader vs. Bret pushed the Final Four PPV pretty heavily. Then you throw in Undertaker vs. Savio and you have yourself a decent 2 hour Raw here. I remember watching this show as a kid and I got really pumped when they turned the Final Four match into a match for the title. I was so pumped I was actually able to convince my parents to let me get it on pay per view. I always liked that In Your House and one of the main reasons I got it was because of this show. Therefore, the show did it’s job and I would recommend checking it out if you get the chance.

Coliseum Classics Volume 2: WWF Wrestlefest 90 Review

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Coliseum Classics Volume 2: WWF Wrestlefest 1990

Introduction:
Welcome everyone to the second edition of Coliseum Classics. I am your host Lord Mooneyham and I am here to take you down memory lane as we review Coliseum Home Videos. Today we are going back to 1990 and Wrestlefest. This tape should be loaded with great content and I can’t wait to get started. So, lets get to the action.

WWF Action Figure Commercials:

These are the best commercials of all time. Jesse hyping the figures and the wrestlers coming in and actually playing with the figures. It’s awesome. They hype the new Jake Roberts, Ted DiBiase, Andre The Giant, and Ultimate Warrior figures. They then go to another commercial showing off the big blue hasbro ring. They show Brutus and Savage going at it in the ring. They then show Akeem go after Smash. Lastly, they show Rude dropping the Rude Awakening on Jake then Jake shows up with Damien draped over his back.

Show Opening:

Sean Mooney opens up the show running through the card. We will have Randy Savage vs. Roddy Piper in the Coliseum Match of the Month. The WWF Magazine will bring us Brutus Beefcake vs. Rick Martel. Fan Favorite match will be Ultimate Warrior vs. Dino Bravo. The WWF profile will take an in depth look at the Hart Foundation. Lord Alfred Hayes will go through and show all of the trucks that are used to keep the WWF going on the road. The feature match up will be Hulk Hogan vs. Mr. Perfect for the WWF Title. Manager profile will feature Mr. Fuji. The main event will feature Ted DiBiase/Akeem vs. Jake Roberts/Ultimate Warrior featuring a special guest referee in the Big Boss Man.

Match 1: Match of the Month: ‘Macho King’ Randy Savage vs. ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper

Before the match starts Savage takes off his entrance gear while Piper just stands in the middle of the ring and doesn’t move. Savage sits up on the top rope while Sherri goes over to Piper and looks up his kilt. Sherri puts the kilt down and starts laughing then Piper decides to slap Sherri on the ass as Sherri gets upset. Sherri swings at Piper a couple of times then tries to kick him but Piper dodges all of them. He then grabs Sherri’s leg and sends her falling to the mat. Piper goes after Sherri and while he is doing this Savage comes off the top rope and hits Piper in the back with an ax handle.


Savage then whips Piper into the ropes but Piper reverses it and hits Savage with a clothesline. Piper tries to pick up Savage but Savage rakes the eyes then tries to ram Piper head first into the turnbuckle. Piper blocks it and rams Savage into the turnbuckle himself. Piper then hits Savage with an atomic drop then another clothesline and he goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Sherri gets up on the apron to distract Piper but Piper doesn’t fall for it and hits Savage with a clothesline who tries to attack him from behind.

Piper then goes for a sunset flip on Savage and gets a 2 count. Both men get up and Savage levels Piper with an elbow. Savage goes for another move but Piper gets him in an inside cradle for another 2 count. Both men roll out of the ring and Savage takes off but Piper goes after him and throws him in to the ring. Piper tries to get in the ring but Sherri hits Piper in the back. This distracts Piper again and Savage comes off the top rope with a double ax handle on the outside. Savage throws Piper back into the ring and he goes back up to the top rope and comes down with a double ax handle again on Piper. Savage goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Savage then picks up Piper and grabs him by the head then runs and jumps over the top rope and clotheslines him using the top rope.

Savage gets back in the ring and drives a running knee to the back of Piper who goes flying outside. Savage goes back up to the top and drops another double ax handle to Piper on the outside. Savage gets in the ring to distract the ref so Sherri can lay in a punch on Piper. Savage drags Piper back up to the apron and lays in a big right hand that sends Piper back down to the floor. Savage has the ref distracted again and Sherri lays in a kick to the back of the neck of Piper. Piper gets back in the ring and Savage snap mares him then drops a knee and goes for the cover. He gets a 2 count. Savage then starts choking Piper and tries to pin him and only gets a 1 count. He does this again and again gets a 1 count. Savage puts Piper in a sleeper hold but Piper gets out of it rather quickly. Piper comes off the ropes and hits Savage with another clothesline. Piper then decks Savage with a huge right hand.

Piper drives Savage into the corner and lays in 8-10 left and rights. Piper then irish whips Savage into the turnbuckle as Savage flips over and gets hung up on the top rope upside down in the corner. Piper comes in and lysin the boots to Savage. Piper then chokes him and this gets the ref to back off of Savage. Piper starts stalking Savage as Savage begs him off. Savage tries to get out of the ring but Piper grabs Savage by the legs and drags him back in then drops a kick to the midsection. Piper then picks up Savage and gets him in an airplane spin then dumps him on the ground. Piper is groggy but he ends up falling on Savage and gets a 2 count. Piper picks up Savage for a bodyslam but Savage reverses it and gets a 2 count. Savage then picks up Piper and gets him in his own airplane spin. Savage is going faster and a lot longer than Piper. Savage puts Piper down and Savage falls over himself. Savage gets up really groggy but he goes up to the top rope anyways and he falls right off the top rope.

Piper gets up and jumps off the apron with an ax handle to Savage. Piper then lays in the right hands to Savage on the outside. Piper tries to slam Savage’s head into the apron but both men are still a little dizzy from the airplane spins. Sherri then jumps on the back of Piper to get him off Savage. Piper pulls Savage outside but Savage drops him with a right hand while Piper still has Sherri on his back. Savage gets back in the ring and raises his hand in the air as if he won but the ref calls for the bell to end the match. Piper gets up on the apron and tries to get back in the ring but Savage hits him with a knee to the stomach then pulls Piper back in. Piper gets Savage in the sleeper hold after the match.

Sherri gets into the ring and pushes Piper trying to get him off of Savage. Piper lets go of Savage and he turns his attention to Sherri. Piper grabs Sherri and Piper puts her into a sleeper hold. Savage then hits Piper in the back with a knee and Sherri falls down. Her dress comes up and there is a great shot of Sherri’s ass in a thong. Sherri was really hot if it wasn’t for all of the makeup and she looked really great here in this match. Plus a thong shot in 1990 in the WWF? Sign me up. The camera man zoomed in on the ass shot as well which is really rare for this time in the WWF. Meanwhile, both Piper and Savage are brawling in the turnbuckle and when Sherri gets up Piper takes Savage and rams both of them into each other. Piper then goes outside and grabs his leather belt and lays it in to the back of Randy Savage. Savage crawls out of the ring and crawls up the aisle. They never announce the outcome of the match as we head back to Sean Mooney.


Recap:
This was a pretty entertaining match. Savage’s offense was awesome like always. I loved the airplane spin spot that both men did. Savage sold it really well and he even fell to the outside off of the top rope. Thats what made Savage so great. He was willing to do whatever it took to make himself stand out or his matches stand out. Sherri did awesome as well like she always did. She gave it everything that she had every night she was out there. She never took a break and went 100 mph. The best part about is that she would get heat on her wrestler and not herself. I feel like more people were made at Savage because he was good enough to not have somebody like Sherri help him win matches but he used her anyways and this made people hate him even more. Overall, a pretty solid entertaining match that I would recommend checking out.

Promo by Dino Bravo and Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart says the fan asked for it and him and the Ultimate Warrior are going to get it. Dino Bravo says that anyone who gets in the ring with him will get and that it includes you Ultimate Warrior.

Promo by Ultimate Warrior

Warrior says that the fan is the only one who can command the viewing on Coliseum Video of his destruction of Dino Bravo.

Match 2: Fan Favorite Match: Ultimate Warrior vs. Dino Bravo

Dino Bravo makes his way down the ring with both Jimmy Hart and Earthquake by his side. Ultimate Warrior comes charging to the ring tries to hit Bravo with a clothesline but Bravo ducks and hits the ropes but he ends up getting power slammed for his troubles. Warrior goes the top rope and hits Bravo with a double ax handle. Warrior is going back up to the top but Earthquake grabs him by the foot and prevents him from being able to do anything. Warrior chases Earthquake on the outside of the ring. Bravo hits Warrior from behind but it doesn’t phase Warrior at all.

They get back in the ring and Bravo tries to shoulder block Warrior but Warrior doesn’t budge. Warrior then hits Bravo with a hip toss. Warrior follows that up with a body slam. Warrior is about to hit the ropes but Earthquake grabs him by the leg long enough for Bravo to clothesline him out fo the ring. The warrior then crawls under the ring and comes out the other side. I love this spot because it’s so easy to get the crowd going with it. The Warrior ends up grabbing Jimmy Hart and pulls him under the ring with him. Hart and Warrior both come out from under the ring and Jimmy Hart came out with his pants off. Warrior gorilla presses him then throws him at Earthquake. Warrior tries to get in the ring but Bravo hits him with a knee to the midsection. Warrior then pulls Bravo outside of the ring and hits him with a couple of chops.

Warrior gets Bravo back in the ring and hits him with a right hand. Warrior irish whips Bravo but Bravo reverses it then he lowers his head but Warrior doesn’t fall for it and ends up getting Bravo with a nice looking suplex. Warrior is doing a lot of different wrestling moves this match and it’s pretty good to see. Surprised he would waste it on a guy like Bravo though. Warrior comes off the ropes and goes for his big splash but Bravo gets the knees up and gets control of the match. Bravo clubs the Warrior in the back a couple of times then gets him in a knuckle lock. Warrior the fights back and gets up to his feet. Warrior then kicks Bravo 3-4 times and backs Bravo into the turnbuckle. Warrior then whips Bravo into the other turnbuckle and charges in after him but Bravo moves out of the way and Warrior hits his head on the turnbuckle. Bravo then picks up the Warrior and dumps him with a belly to back suplex.

Bravo gets up to his feet first and when the Warrior gets up, Bravo gets him in a bear hug. Warrior breaks out of the bear hug with a club to the neck area. Warrior then gets Bravo in his own bear hug but Bravo rakes him in the eyes and breaks the hold. Bravo then hits Warrior with an atomic drop. He follows that up with a leg drop but the Warrior rolls out of the way. Warrior then picks up Bravo and hits him with a body slam and afterwards Warrior shows the pain in his lower back area. Bravo gets up and hits a knee to the back of the Warrior that sends him outside. Earthquake then picks up the Warrior and bodyslams him on the outside and throws him back into the ring. Bravo then picks up Warrior and hits him with a side suplex but the Warrior kicks out at 2.

Warrior starts to throw his fists in the air then he starts shaking the ropes while Bravo hits him with ax handles to the back that are doing nothing to the Warrior. Warrior then takes Bravo’s head and slams it into his chest. What the hell kind of garbage move is that? Warrior then hits him with 3-4 clotheslines then he hits him with his big splash. When Warrior goes for the pin Earthquake gets in the ring and breaks that up to cause the disqualification .Warrior is trying to take on both Bravo and Earthquake but Earthquake gets the upper hand and drops the big elbow on Warrior after he body slams him. Earthquake hits him with a second elbow then drags the Warrior closer to the turnbuckle. Earthquake goes up to the middle rope like he was going to jump on him but Hulk Hogan comes out and prevents that from happening. Hogan punches Earthquake and sends him crashing to the outside.


Recap:
This was a pretty good match all around. There weren’t a lot of long rest holds and Warrior actually broke out some pretty good wrestling moves. There wasn’t a ton of outside of interference that you would expect from a Jimmy Hart & Earthquake combo on the outside. Bravo didn’t look like trash and Warrior came to work. Pretty good match that I would recommend checking out. I am pretty sure this match aired on Superstars because Hogan came out to save the Warrior so he wouldn’t get hurt prior to their Wrestlemania 6 match. Therefore, this match should be readily available if you want to watch it.

Managers Profile: Mr. Fuji

Mr. Fuji says he teaches his teams to be devious and to teach their opponents to suffer. Fuji says he is happy when his opponents are suffering. Fuji says he brings his teams to his dojo and makes them do 2-3,000 squats and run 20-30 miles. Fuji says he will whack them with his cain and that makes them listen to him. Fuji wants to make his opponents scream and suffer and choke them and make their eyeballs pop out. Fuji says he loves it when eyeballs suffer.

Promo by Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake

Brutus says that Martel thinks that he is so good looking and that all of the ladies are falling over him. Brutus says that the barber shop is open and Martel is the main guest. Brutus says that Martel won’t leave as pretty as he came in.

Promo by Rick ‘The Model’ Martel

Martel says that he is so much better than Beefcake. Martel says that everyone on Coliseum Video will get to see see what he’s talking about and that whenever he says something he backs it up. Martel says he has the goods to back it all up. Martel says that when he is through Beefcake he will smell the sweet smell of victory and it’s Arrogance and he loves it.

Match 3: Rick ‘The Model’ Martel vs. Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake

Brutus comes down to the ring and gets on the apron where Martel confronts him. Brutus gets into the ring and Brutus chases him down with the scissors and Martel hightails it out of the ring. Martel says he doesn’t want to get back into the ring into the scissors are gone from ringside. Martel then gets on the middle rope and shows off his physique. Brutus shows off his physique and they do this a few times to get the crowd going before the match even starts. Brutus tells Martel that he can kiss his ass then Martel charges at Brutus but gets hit with a hip toss.

Martel gets up again and Beefcake hits him with a bodyslam. Brutus whips Martel in the ropes to go for the sleeper hold but Martel holds onto the ropes and crawls to the outside. Martel sticks out his hand for a hand shake. Brutus thinks about it for a moment then ends up shaking his hand but kicks him in the midsection after doing so. Martel then goes to the turnbuckle and Brutus goes up for the 10 punches. Brutus comes off the ropes and Martel does a leap frog and goes for a reverse monkey flip but Brutus stops and steps on the face of Martel.

Brutus goes up to the middle rope to do the 10 punches again but Martel carries him out and hits Brutus with an atomic drop. Martel then comes over and starts to choke Brutus while he lays on the mat. Martel lays in some boots to the back fo Brutus. Martel puts Brutus in a side headlock then nails a right hand to the throat. Martel hits him in the throat again. Brutus falls to the mat and Martel starts choking him again. Martel gets Brutus in a snap mare then a chin lock. Brutus nearly gets out of it but Martel grabs the tights and gets Brutus back on the mat. Martel lets go of the chin lock and starts choking Brutus again he then puts him back into the reverse chin lock. Brutus finally breaks out of the chin lock with a couple of elbows to the midsection. Brutus then comes off the ropes and hits a shoulder block. He goes for another one but Martel hits him with a knee to the midsection.

Martel drops a knee to the chest and goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Martel lays in a couple of kicks and punches to Brutus while he was down. Martel then goes for a body slam on Martel but Brutus turns it into an inside cradle and Brutus nearly gets the 3 count but Martel kicks out. Martel picks up Brutus and gets him with a backbreaker. You can tell he is working over the back getting him ready for the Boston crab at some point. Martel goes up to the top rope but Brutus gets up and starts shaking the ropes. Martel then falls down and racks himself on the top rope. Brutus goes up and lays in 10 punches to Martel again. Brutus then goes over and lays in one last right hand and Martel flips back into the ring.

Brutus gets Martel in an atomic drop then he follows it up with another one. Brutus then clotheslines Martel to the outside of the ring. This match has been pretty solid thus far. It seems that way when you are skipping the majority of the rest hold. Brutus goes to the outside and slams Martel’s face to the apron then pokes Martel in the eye. Brutus goes for the sunset flip and Martel drops down on him and grabs the top rope and gets the 3 count.

After the match is over Brutus explains to the ref what happened and how Martel won. Danny Davis then confronts Martel with it and it infuriates Martel. Martel then charges at Brutus and he tries to hit him with a punch but Brutus reverses it and lays in his own punch. Brutus then gets Martel into the sleeper hold and Martel goes out. Brutus says he is now going to cut the hair of Rick Martel. Brutus is about to cut the hair of Martel but Heenan runs down to the ring and throws water on Rick Martel to wake him up.


Recap:
I’m not sure if this match was good or if it was because I skipped through the majority of the garbage at the beginning and the rest holds in the middle. If you take that part out you have a good match but if you leave that stuff in it goes a little to long for my liking. The action, when it got going, was entertaining because of how great Martel was. He was so good at getting a reaction from fans and the Model gimmick was perfect for him. If you skip the the beginning and the rest holds you can enjoy this match, if you watch it all then you might regret it.

Coliseum Video Profile: The Hart Foundation

The Hart Foundation open up the profile with a promo. Bret says that they would be happy to do a profile for Coliseum Video. However, Neidhart interrupts him and says “do I look happy” then just starts yelling that he’s not happy because they don’t have the belts. Bret says take a breath and take it easy. Bret then says that the belts will come in due time and that they need to wait. Bret introduces the next month and says that the Powers of Pain are two of the biggest and baddest but obviously not bad enough for the Hart Foundation.

Match 4: The Hart Foundation vs. Powers of Pain

The match starts out with Jim Neidhart vs. Barbarian. They do a chest to chest stare down. Barbarian pushes Neidhart then Neidhart pushes Barbarian back. Barbarian then comes in kicks Neidhart in the midsection. Neidhart pushes Barbarian into the ropes and Barbarian comes in with a big shoulder block but neither man moves. Barbarian then turns around and does the same thing and this time the Barbarian doesn’t budge. They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Barbarian throws Neidhart into the Warlord who holds Neidhart up. Barbarian comes in and goes for a clothesline but Neidhart moves out of the way and hits the Warlord with it and knocks him off the apron.

Neidhart then rolls up the Barbarian but gets a 2 count. Neidhart then runs the Barbarians head into the boot of Bret Hart who gets the tag. Bret comes in and lays in the right hands to the Barbarian. Barbarian gets up off the mat and hits Bret with a knee to the midsection. Bret goes off the ropes and when he does he tags in Neidhart and when Bret comes back around to Barbarian he slides under his legs and Neidhart comes in and nails the Barbarian with a big clothesline. Bret then comes off the middle rope with his elbow then Neidhart goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Neidhart then gets the Barbarian in an arm bar. Neidhart tags in Bret and he starts working the arm as well.

Barbarian then picks up Bret, who had him in an arm bar, and body slams Bret. Barbarian makes the tag to the Warlord and he comes in and goes for an elbow on Bret. Bret moves out of the way and then he gets him in an arm bar himself. He goes over and tags in Neidhart and he starts working the same arm as well. Neidhart tags Bret back in and he comes in to work the arm as well. Not sure you want to work the arms of the Powers of Pain, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. Why wouldn’t you go for the legs and keep them on the mat? Warlord misses a charging shoulder block in the corner on Bret. Bret then tags in Neidhart and he comes in and gets him in yet another arm bar. Barbarian comes in to distract the ref and Bret comes in and swaps out on the arm. Warlord gets tired of it and picks up Bret and drops him with a back breaker.

Warlord then clubs the forearm into the back of Bret. Warlord tags in the Barbarian who comes in and hits Bret with flying head butt in the lower back. Barbarian then whips Bret into the ropes and nails him with a big time boot to the face. Barbarian had one of the best big boots in the business and guys always sold it very well for him. Barbarian then goes over and nails Neidhart with a big boot to the face while he was standing on the apron. Neidhart gets heated and comes into the ring to distract the ref and while this is going on Barbarian and Warlord choke out Bret over the top rope. Barbarian then chokes Bret with his boot while laying on the mat. Warlord gets the tag in and he nails Bret with an ax handle to the back. Warlord clubs Bret in the back again with the forearm.

Warlord tags in the Barbarian again and he comes off the middle rope with a head butt to the lower back. Barbarian charges in to the corner and Bret hits him with a boot to the face. Bret then crawls over to make the tag and makes it. Neidhart comes in and clubs the Barbarian with forearms. Warlord comes in he gets hit with the forearms as well. Neidhart then does a shoulder block to the Warlord. Neidhart goes to pin Warlord and the Barbarian goes to break it up but ends up dropping the elbow on the Warlord instead of Neidhart. Neidhart was going to go off the ropes but Fuji trips him up. Warlord then drops an ax handle to the back of Neidhart. All four men are brawling on the outside. Warlord is holding up Neidhart and Fuji goes to hit him with the cain but Neidhart moves out of the way and the Warlord ends up getting nailed with the cain. Neidhart crawls back into the ring as the Hart Foundation win by count out.

After the match is over the Warlord gets into the ring with the cain and he is about to level Neidhart with it but Bret gets in and stops him. Bret then picks up the cain and he nails the Powers of Pain with it numerous times before they leave the ring.


Recap:
This match was all right. Nothing terrible but nothing special either. The Harts were acting like the heels at the start of the match and a lot of their offense didn’t make sense. They worked the arm the whole time they had control of the match and that made zero sense when you are fighting guys the size of the Powers of Pain. Work the leg or back or something along those lines but the arm? Get out of here. The Powers of Pain worked the back of Bret the majority of the time and that made sense to a degree. You had your typical garbage finish that was custom during this time so you can’t really get upset about that. Overall, not that good of a match. I would skip it.

Match 5: The Hart Foundation vs. Honky Tonk Man & Dino Bravo

The match starts with Bret and Bravo in the ring. They get into a collar and elbow tie up then Bret gets Bravo in a head lock. Bravo pushes him out of the hold and nails him with a big time shoulder block. Bravo goes to pick Bret up but Bret rolls him up and gets a 2 count. Bret comes in and gets hit in the stomach by Bravo. Bravo lays in a few more kicks and punches to the mid section. Bravo irish whips Bret into the rope but Bret floats over and he pushes him into the ropes and Neidhart nails Bravo with a big clothesline. Bret follows that up with a big clothesline of his own and it sends Bravo packing to the mat. Bret goes for the cover and gets a 2 count.

Bret hits the ropes then gets Bravo in a Lou Thesz press for a 2 count again. Bret then hits Bravo with a drop kick and this sends Bravo over to the corner to tag in the Honky Tonk Man. Bret greets Honky Tonk with a couple of right hands. Bret then irish whips Honky Tonk into the ropes but Honky Tonk reverses it and he tries to kick Bret in the mid section but Bret grabs his foot and trips him up. Bret then drags Honky Tonk into the corner of the Hart Foundation and he tags in Neidhart. Neidhart grabs the other leg and they do the wish bone on the Honky Tonk Man.

Neidhart then rams Honky Tonk’s head into the corner then he lays in 5 shoulder blocks to Honky Tonk and he just falls on to his face. Neidhart then irish whips Honky Tonk man into the ropes and he gets the Honky Tonk Man into a bear hug. This match is already far and above better than the last match. Theres a lot of action so far and not just working over a useless body part. Honky rakes the eyes of Neidhart and he tags in Bravo. Bravo comes in and attacks Neidhart and he eventually gets him in an atomic drop to gain control of the match. Bravo then goes over and attacks Bret who comes charging into the ring after Bravo but the ref stops Bret from doing anything. Meanwhile, Bravo and Honky Tonk hit a double elbow on Neidhart with the refs back turned.

Honky Tonk is in the ring and he hits a double ax handle to the back then drops 4 knees to the chest of Neidhart. Bravo gets tagged in and he kicks Neidhart in the chest as well. He gets the quick tag back into Honky Tonk and he comes in and drops and elbow on Neidhart. Honky Tonk then gets a camel clutch looking move on Neidhart. Neidhart gets up and he tries to break free but Honky Tonk nails him with a big knee. Honky quickly makes the tag to Bravo who comes in and clubs Neidhart in the back then body slams Neidhart and goes for a cover but gets a 2. Bravo then tags in Honky Tonk Man who comes in and drops a few more elbows to Neidhart.

Another tag into Bravo who comes in and body slams Neidhart. Bravo hits the ropes and drops a big elbow on Neidhart then tags in Honky Tonk Man again. Honky comes off the ropes and he tries to drop a fist on Neidhart but he misses and Neidhart gets the tag to Bret. Bret comes in and clubs Honky Tonk Man in the midsection. He then drops him with a body slam then drops and elbow on him. Bravo comes in and tries to help Honky Tonk but gets nailed with a drop kick. Bret then hits Honky in the midsection then rolls him up for a 2 count. Bret then body slams Honky Tonk then drops an elbow on him. Bret goes for the pin but Bravo comes in and breaks it up.

All four men are in the ring brawling . The Harts irish whips them into each other but it ends up being Honky Tonk and Bret running into each other. The ref tries to get Neidhart out of the ring and Jimmy Hart throws the mega phone into the ring. Neidhart nails Honky Tonk and Bravo with the megaphone. Dino Bravo and the Honky Tonk Man win the match by a disqualification.


Recap:
This was a fun match to watch. The combination of Dino Bravo and Honky Tonk Man worked pretty well together. It matched up well with the Hart Foundation with the two power guys and the two smaller guys. There wasn’t many rest holds and the action kept going. The finish was eh but nothing more to expect from 1990 WWF like I have mentioned before. I would recommend checking out the match if you haven’t seen it before.

Match 6: The Hart Foundation vs. The Rockers

Bret and Marty start off the match. This arena is extremely dark and small. It looks odd for the time period but I like it. The match starts with the collar and elbow tie up and Bret backs Marty into the ropes. They get the clean break and then do it again. Marty gets Bret into a headlock. Bret goes for an elbow off the ropes but Marty goes low and hits Bret with a big cross body. Marty then gets Bret in an arm bar and starts working the arm over. Bret reverses it and Marty quickly gets the tag to Shawn. Shawn comes off the top rope and drops the ax handle to the arm of Bret.

Shawn comes in and continues to work on the left arm of Bret. Bret gets back up to his feet and reverses the arm bar but Shawn quickly reverses it back. He then sends Bret into the ropes and he goes for a leap frog and he tries it again but Bret catches him and he drops Shawn with an atomic drop. Bret then goes over and tags in Neidhart. Jim comes in and body slams Shawn and goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Neidhart picks up Shawn and irish whips him to ropes. Neidhart drops low and Bret nails Shawn in the lower back when Shawn hits the ropes again. Bret then comes in with the ref distracted and drops Shawn with a back breaker. Bret picks up Shawn and drives his head into Neidhart’s boot. Neidhart gets the tag again and he comes in and snap mares Shawn and gets him in a reverse chin lock.

Shawn gets out of the chin lock and hits the ropes but Neidhart catches him and he gets him in a bear hug. Neidhart then drops him in the corner and lays in a few shoulder blocks before tagging in Bret. Bret comes in and whips Shawn into the ropes and he goes for a side suplex but Shawn flips out of it and then body slams Bret. Both men are laid out on the mat. That was a pretty sweet looking move that Shawn did. Bret gets up first and he drops an elbow to the back of Shawn’s head. Bret then hits Shawn with a head butt that sends him to the turnbuckle. Bret comes in slowly but Shawn hits him with a kick. They then trade right hands before Bret gets the upper hand and tags in Neidhart.

Neidhart comes in and nails Shawn with a drop kick. He goes for the pin and only gets a 2 count. Neidhart then whips Shawn into the ropes and he nails him with a MASSIVE back body drop. Shawn goes flying into the air and it looks like he is going to crash hard but he gets flipped over on time and it looked amazing. Neidhart goes for another pin and only gets a 2 count. Neidhart tags in Bret and he comes in and snap mares Shawn then drops and elbow across the throat to Shawn. Bret picks up Shawn and hits him with a body slam. Bret tags in Neidhart and they go for a slingshot splash but Shawn rolled out of the way but Neidhart was able to get the tag again.

Bret whips Shawn into the corner but Shawn reverses it and comes charging in at Bret. Bret gets his boot up and sends Shawn down. Bret goes up to the middle rope and goes for his diving elbow drop but Shawn moves out of the way and Shawn is finally able to tag in Marty. Marty hits Bret with a flying elbow then a drop kick. Marty then hits Bret with a power slam off the irish whip. Marty throws Bret into the corner and follows him in. Marty goes for a clothesline but both men end up clotheslines each other. Marty hits Bret low with a punch then hits him with a high knee and goes for the pin and only gets a 2 count. Marty tags in Shawn and they go for a double clothesline but Bret dunks then they hit Bret with a double super kick. They go for the cover but Neidhart comes in and breaks it up. Shawn picks up Bret and hits him with a snap suplex.

Shawn goes up and over in the corner on Bret but Bret ends up nailing him with a clothesline. Both men are laid out but Bret gets the tag to Neidhart. Neidhart comes in and shoulder blocks Shawn then he irish whips Shawn into the ropes but he reverses it and Neidhart goes into the ropes. When doing this he knocks Bret off the apron and he goes into the guard rail. Neidhart goes out to check on Bret while the ref is counting down. The Rockers are looking down at the Hart Foundation and out come the Rougeau Brothers and they attack the Rockers from behind. The ref calls for the bell as the Rougeau’s lay in the boots to the Rockers. The Hart Foundation get back in the ring and they attack the Rougeau’s. All four men go after the Rougeau Brothers as we head back to Mooney in the Coliseum Video studio.


Recap:
This was a very entertaining match. Of course its nearly impossible for these 4 not to put on an entertaining match with each other. The finish was different as well and it was pretty cool to see all four men going after the Rougeau’s. I would definitely recommend checking out this match if you get the chance. Its fast paced and a lot of great action.

WWF Big Wheels Segment:

Lord Alfred talks about the semis and trucks that are used to drive the trucks around the United States all year. This is a waste of time and I am not going to review this part. If you really want to see it I am sure you can find this garbage on youtube.

Match 7: WWF Title Match: Hulk Hogan (c) vs. Mr. Perfect

Hogan gets in the ring and charges at Perfect but Perfect hightails it out of there as Hogan tears of his shirt and gets the crowd hyped. The match starts with a collar and elbow tie up. Hogan shows off the power and throws Perfect into the corner. Perfect goes flying like only he can do. Perfect rolls outside and takes a breather with the Genius. Perfect gets back in the ring and Hogan hits him with a hip toss then a body slam then another body slam. Perfect rolls outside of the ring again. Hogan follows him out and he rams the heads of Perfect and the Genius together then he rams them into the apron. Hogan throws Perfect back in the ring then Hogan body slams the Genius and throws him into the ring as well. Hogan gets back in the ring and both Perfect and the Genius put the boots to him.

Hogan trips up Perfect then throws the Genius into the turnbuckle and Perfect comes charging trying to hit Hulk but Hulk moves and he goes crashing into the Genius. Hogan then whips Perfect into the ropes and he hits Perfect with an elbow and Perfect gets his head caught in the ropes. Hogan then hits two atomic drops on the Genius and he goes flying over the top. Hogan then turns his attention to the Mr. Perfect who is still stuck in the ropes by his head. Hogan goes back outside and throws the Genius into the steal post. Hogan gets back in and nails Perfect with some right hands then he whips him into the corner. Hogan follows him in and hits him with an elbow and Perfect jumps over the top rope to the outside again.

Hogan follows them out and he rams Perfect and Genius’s heads together again. Hogan throws Perfect back into the ring and he throws him into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Hogan then grabs Perfect and runs across the ring and slams his head into the turnbuckle. Perfect gets leverage off the bottom rope and does an awesome sell job for Hogan again. The guy had springs in his feet and he was so athletic and a joy to watch. You can never say enough about the greatness of Mr. Perfect. Hogan then hits Perfect with a clothesline and a right hand. Hogan whips Perfect into the rope and he puts his head down only to eat a big kick to the face by Perfect. Perfect then hits him with a clothesline to gain control of the match.

Perfect then drapes Hogan over the top rope and chokes him out. Perfect then lays in a couple of right hands while Hogan tries to get up off the mat. He hits him with a 5th right hand and Hogan falls through the middle rope and goes to the outside. Perfect jumps to the outside and hits Hogan with a chop. Perfect goes to whip Hogan into the steel post but Hogan reverses it and sends Perfect into the post. Hogan gets Perfect up and throws him into the post again. Both men get up and Hogan is in the ring. Perfect climbs to the top rope and Hogan goes to slam him off but Perfect rakes him in the eyes. Perfect then comes off the middle rope with an ax handle to the back. Perfect then gets Hogan in a sleeper hold right in the middle of the ring.

Hogan nearly gets out of it while they were standing up but Perfect grabs him by the hair and throws him down to the mat. After a little bit of time in the sleeper hold the ref goes to raises the arms of Hogan and it only falls down twice. Hogan gets up and hits a couple of elbows to the midsection to break the hold. After the third one Perfect ends up on the back of Hogan still holding on to the sleeper. Hogan then tries to ram Perfect into the corner but Perfect pushes Hogan into the turnbuckle chest first. Perfect climbs to the middle rope and says he’s the real champion. Perfect gets all the way up on the turnbuckle but Hogan starts shaking the ropes and Perfect racks himself on the turnbuckle. Hogan then climbs up behind Perfect and pulls him by the hair and drops him on the turnbuckle 3 times.

Hogan then grabs Perfect off the top rope and hits him with an atomic drop. Perfect goes flying and lands face first on the mat. He then grabs the top rope and Hogan kicks him in the leg and Perfect goes flipping again. The guy is truly amazing and a joy to watch. This is a great match because of him alone. Hogan kicks him a second time in the leg and Perfect does another flip for him. Hogan goes off the ropes and goes for an elbow and Perfect rolls out of the way. Perfect then picks up Hogan and gets him in the Perfect Plex for a 2 count. Hogan starts Hulking up like he does. Perfect tries to hit him 2-3 times but it does nothing to Hogan, of course. Hogan hits his 3 punches then whips Perfect into the ropes and nails him with the big boot to the outside of the ring. Perfect then grabs Hogan by the leg and drags him to the outside. Perfect then grabs a chair and tries to nail him with it while he rests against the post but Hogan gets out of the way. Hogan tries to get into the ring but Perfect levels him with a load fist. Perfect put a weapon back into his trunks and Hogan is laid out on the outside.

Hogan gets back in the ring and Perfect tries to hit him with the weapon again but Hogan blocks it and grabs the weapon himself. Hogan then drops the big leg on Perfect but the ref calls for the bell because of a disqualification. Mr. Perfect gets the win by disqualification. After the match the Genius gets on the apron and Hogan grabs him and lifts him in the air but Perfect hits Hogan in the back and both men get the hell out of dodge. Hogan hot dogs in the ring with the belt as the match ends.


Recap:
What a great match this one was. Mr. Perfect was so good throughout the whole match. His selling is the best in the business and it wasn’t over done. It was just what he did and he did it better than anyone else. Hogan was Hogan but with the size difference made the match work. Perfect sold like a champ because of how much bigger Hogan is. Thats what made Perfect so great, he was able to make anyone look good at any time. It’s a shame his peak wasn’t longer than it was. It’s also a shame he couldn’t get out of his own way. I would definitely recommend checking out this match if you get the chance and appreciate the greatness that is Mr. Perfect in his prime.

Match 8: Ultimate Warrior/Jake Roberts vs. Ted DiBiase/Akeem

At the start of the match Howard Finkel announces that the Big Boss Man will be the special guest referee. The match starts off with DiBiase and Jake in the ring. They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Jake quickly turns that into a headlock but DiBiase turns it into an arm bar. They get in the collar and elbow tie up again and DiBiase gets the headlock this time and Jake turns it into the arm bar. DiBiase reverses it but Jake nails him with 3-4 right hands. Jake then goes for the DDT but DiBiase slides out of the ring to avoid the move. DiBiase chops Jake in the corner then tries to irish whip Jake into the corner but Jake reverses it and DiBiase goes shoulder first into the corner. Jake then grabs the arm and lifts DiBiase in the air to work the arm again. Jake then hits DiBiase with an elbow and he goes for the DDT again but DiBiase avoids it again.

DiBiase goes to the outside and gets a pep talk from Virgil and Slick. DiBiase comes in and hits Jake with a arm drag then tags in Akeem. Akeem goes for an elbow but Jake misses and Jake makes the tag to the Warrior. Warrior goes off the middle rope and hits Akeem with a ax handle. Warrior then comes off the ropes and hits a flying shoulder block that sends Akeem to the floor. Akeem charges Warrior in the corner but Warrior blocks it with a boot then nails him with a clothesline that sends Akeem down. Warrior tags in Jake and he goes for the DDT again but Akeem back body drops him to reverse the move.

Akeem then irish whips Jake back and forth into the ropes and Akeem starts to choke out Jake. Boss Man pushes Akeem off of Jake as they get into it. Akeem tags in DiBiase and he comes off the middle rope with an ax handle. DiBiase then drops a knee to the neck of Jake, who is still recovering from his injury that DiBiase gave him. DiBiase then picks Jake up and nails him with a pile driver. DiBiase goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. DiBiase then drops a knee to the throat again before he tags in Akeem.

Akeem comes in and splashes Jake on the back while he was draped over the middle rope. Akeem starts choking Jake over the throat with his boot again. Akeem tagged in DiBiase and he comes in and gets a head lock on Jake. Jake stands up and falls down and drives the chin of DiBiase into his own head. Jake then hits DiBiase with an atomic drop and a clothesline. Jake then hits the short arm clothesline and he signals for the DDT. Jake goes for the DDT again but DiBiase pushes him back into the turnbuckle. Jake finally tags in the Warrior. Warrior comes in and clotheslines DiBiase twice and he body slams Akeem. Warrior then hits the flying shoulder tackle and big splash on DiBiase and he gets the 3 count and the win.

After the match Akeem attacks the Warrior from behind. Akeem then picks up while DiBiase and Virgil put the boots to Jake. Virgil tries to get out of the ring but Warrior grabs him and he whips him into the Big Boss Man who hits Virgil in the midsection then Jake drops him with the DDT. Jake then gets Damien out and lays him on top of Virgil as the match ends.


Recap:
This was a pretty decent tag match on paper but it didn’t really deliver in the ring. It was a short match and it was probably done at the end of a TV taping so everyone can go home happy. There was a lot going on with this match and a lot of feuds featured in the match but it just didn’t go very long. Jake was in the ring the whole time and that kind of took away from the action if you ask me. It would have been better for them to exchange a few tags but once Jake got in he never got out. I would check out the match just for the star power involved but theres nothing to write home about.

Final Thoughts:
Overall, this was a pretty solid Coliseum Video from top to bottom. The action never let up and the really only poor match on this tape was the Hart Foundation vs. the Powers of Pain. There is a lot of star power throughout and you will be hard pressed to not find something you are entertained with. I would definitely recommend finding the Hulk Hogan vs. Mr. Perfect match so you can appreciate the greatness that is Mr. Perfect. The Harts vs. The Rockers was a fun match as well that is worth watching. All in a really good tape that I would recommend checking out if you ever get the chance.

Next Up:
The next feature on Coliseum Classics will be none other than Supertape Volume 1. We get the match inside the cage featuring Hulk Hogan/Brutus Beefcake vs. Macho King/Zeus. So be on the look out for that one hitting your tape stands in the near future.

The Event Center Episode 5: Clash of the Champions 10 Review

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The Event Center #5: WCW Clash of the Champions: February 6th, 1990

Introduction:
Hello everyone, Steven Caudle here welcoming you to another edition of The Event Center. We are going back to World Championship Wrestling from 1990. We are going to Clash of Champions 10: Texas Shootout. This is the infamous card where Sting gets kicked out of the Four Horsemen and where he tears his ACL all in the same night. So without further ado lets get down to the ring and get right into the action.

Show Opening:

The opening video is one of my favorites for any wrestling show. It’s cheesy and corny but its still awesome. Jim Ross and Jim Cornette are our commentators for the night. Ross runs down the card and pimps the hotline. They are saying you can call into the hotline and actually talk to Sting. Ross sends it down to Terry Funk who is ringside. He calls himself “Tuxedo Terry” and then he says to pull out your .45’s, .38’s and point them at your television screen because turner is about to blow you away with world championship wrestling. Funk says he will be in the ring with the Four Horsemen and he will have Funk’s Grill with Sting. He then kicks it to Gordon Solie. Solie talks about how he has tried to talk to the wrestlers but none of them have been very friendly.

Interview: The Road Warriors & Paul Ellering

Animal says that the Skyscrapers are going down. Hawk says what a rush for us and what a drag for the Skyscrapers. That was pretty much it for the interview because after Hawk says that he kicks it over to Solie who then returns us back to Ross and Cornette.

Match 1: Steve Williams vs. Samoan Savage

The Samoan Savage is led to the ring by the Big Kahuna. We cut to a vignette of Williams “saving another victim” by putting him in the back of an ambulance. The vignette leads to Steve Williams walking out to the ring for his match. Williams charges the Savage who is stretching in the corner. Williams then nails the Samoan Savage with a big clothesline. The Savage rolls to the outside to kill the momentum of Steve Williams. The Savage gets on the apron and Williams clubs him in the chest. Savage then falls back to into the ring and gets nailed with a couple of rights then a body slam.

Williams comes off the ropes and hits a shoulder block on the Savage. Williams then chop blocks the Savage and then hits him with a big shoulder block. Williams goes for a third charge but Savage comes out of the corner and nails Doc with a big clothesline. The Samoan Savage then hits Doc with another clothesline then he throws Williams to the outside of the ring. Williams then gets up on the apron and Savage stomps on him twice. The Big Kahuna then hits Williams a couple of times while the ref is distracted. During this time Woman comes down to ringside and has a seat.

Savage then hits Williams with a double chop to the throat. He then hits Williams with a snap mare then he puts on the trapeze nerve hold. Williams gets back up to his feet and hits the Savage with some elbows to the midsection. He comes off the ropes and hits the Savage with a shoulder block. Williams goes for another one but the Savage gets Williams in a big power slam and gets a 2 count. Savage goes back to the nerve hold as they show Woman sitting ringside. Williams breaks out of the nerve hold again then hits the Savage with a sunset flip. The Savage blocks it and hits Doc in the face with a chop. Williams no sells it and gets up with a clothesline to the Savage. Williams goes for a big elbow but misses then the Savage gets Williams in a reverse chin lock. Williams gets out of the nerve hold again by stomping on the feet of the Samoan Savage. Williams ends up on the floor and the Big Kahuna nails him with a right hand.

Williams gets back up on the apron and gets thrown into the ring by the Savage. The Samoan Savage then hits Doc with a side slam. The Savage goes up to the top and goes for a huge splash but Williams moves out of the way. Williams gets up and gets the Savage in a elevated gorilla press slam. He runs around the ring with the Savage in the air. Williams then hits the Savage with a great looking drop kick for a big guy. The Savage hits Williams with a kick to the face. Williams then reverses a hip toss and gets him in a backslide for the 3 count.


Recap:
This was a solid match to start the card. Steve Williams was pretty damn awesome at everything he did and is a joy to watch. The Samoan Savage was agile and moved pretty well in the ring so it made the match work. Pretty good stuff all around here for an opener. I would definitely check it out.

Advertisement for Wrestle War 90: Wild Thing

We get the awesome advertisement for Wrestle War 90: Wild Thing. It’s so cheesy and corny yet awesome at the same time. I love it and it is one of my favorite ads for a PPV. The music and the graphics make it awesome. Definitely check it out if you can.

Interview: The Four Horsemen

Terry Funk starts off by saying there are two things that are going to be hard to beat in 1990 and thats World Championship Wrestling and the Horsemen. The Horsemen then make their way down to the ring for their interview. Funk says these four men are tough and that tough is an attitude. Flair gets on the mic and says “whenever we get the opportunity to get together we like to make a statement and tonight THE Horsemen are going to make a statement.” Ole then gets on the mic and tells Sting that he will no longer be a Horsemen. Ole said when Ric called him to get in the ring and the reason for it was to get rid of Sting. The one thing that no one could figure was when Sting jumped in to help Flair against Funk.

Ole went over a few opportunities where they could have taken Sting out if they wanted to. Ole said Sting was a great Horsemen. Said he was a great wrestler and a big strong kid. Ole said Sting did the one thing that can be unforgivable and that was when he signed the contract to fight Ric Flair at Wrestle War. Ole and Arn wanted to take him out but Flair spared him because Sting saved Flair once. Ole said the only way he can remain a Horsemen is if he goes to the promoter and rescinds the contract to fight Flair at Wrestle War. Ole says he has 2 hours to make up his mind if he wants to give up the title shot or not. Sting tells Ole theres not a chance he is going to get out of the match.

Flair gets on the mic and says Sting I bought you some time and that he needs to think about it. Ole says the next time you see us he won’t be so lucky. Sting grabs the jacket of Ole and Flair sucker punches him. Ole and Arn then hold Sting up while Flair yells at him and tells him that he bought him some time and to do the right thing and thats to tear up the contract to fight him at Wrestle War. Flair slaps Sting in the face and leaves him laying as they go to commercial break.

Recap:
This was an awesome segment. Ole Anderson is so believable in this role and it makes the segment. His gritty voice and his nonchalant attitude is perfect here and nice to see. Flair acting like the good guy by buying Sting some time to think about the proposition is a perfect heel move as well. Overall just a really great segment and it was delivered perfectly. Definitely worth checking out.

Match 2: Flyin’ Brian/Z-Man vs. Mod Squad

Pillman starts off in the ring with Spike of the Mod Squad. Pillman works the arm then snap mares Spike then Pillman drops a knee. Pillman goes for the pin and gets a 2. Spike irish whips Pillman into the turnbuckle but Pillman jumps over and hits Spike with a hip toss then nails an awesome drop kick. He then gets Spike in the arm bar and tags in the Z-Man. Z-Man comes off the middle rope with an elbow to the arm. Z-Man then throws Spike down as he keeps the arm bar in. Spike tags in Basher who gets hit with a hip toss once he got in the ring.

Bash gets irish whipped into the ropes and hits Z-Man with a shoulder block. Basher then comes off the ropes again and gets monkey flipped by the Z-Man. Z-Man gets a tag to Pillman who comes in and delivers a huge chop to Basher. Basher then gets whipped into the rope and gets hit with a karate kid by Pillman then an kick to the back of the head by Z-Man. Both members of the Mod Squad get into the ring and they try to double clotheslines the Z-Man but he dunks and Pillman flies in with a clothesline from the apron. They then hit a double drop kick and send the Mod Squad to the floor.

Basher gets back in and he acts like he is going to tie up with Pillman but he tags in Spike. Spike rams Pillman’s head into the turnbuckle then tries to irish whip Pillman into the turnbuckle but he reverses it and nails Spike with a massive back drop. Pillman then tries to hit Spike with a spinning kick but misses but it drives Spike back to the turnbuckle. Pillman hits him with 3 massive chops then irish whips spike to the turnbuckle. Spike reverses it then grabs Pillman by the head and slams him face first to the mat.

Spike tags in Basher who climbs to the middle rope and he drives Pillman down to the mat face first. The Mod Squad then pick up Pillman and drop him chest first to the mat. They go for the cover but Pillman kicks out at 2. Spike distracts the ref as Basher chokes Pillman over the top rope. Basher then nails Pillman with a short arm clothesline and he goes for the cover. Z-Man comes in to break up the pin. Basher then picks up Pillman and throws him onto the knee of Spike. Spike then gets a chin lock on Pillman. Spike tags in Basher who gets Pillman in a chin lock.

Pillman gets back to his feet and hits a couple of elbows to the midsection. Pillman hits the ropes and gets hit with a knee to the midsection. Spike gets back in the ring and gets another chin lock on Pillman. Pillman gets out of this chin lock by coming off the ropes. He does a leap frog over spike then hits a spinning elbow to send both men down. Basher gets the tag and he comes in to prevent Pillman from tagging. He whips Pillman into the ropes but Pillman goes for a crucifix pin but gets a 2 count. Spike gets the tag in and he goes up to the top rope and goes for an elbow but misses. Spike tags in Basher and Pillman tags in the Z-Man. Basher gets hit with a big back body drop. Z-Man takes both Basher and Spike and rams their heads together. Z-Man gets whipped into the turnbuckle but he hits Basher with a big cross body for the pin. Pillman comes in and hits Basher with a big drop kick to prevent him from breaking up the pin. Z-Man gets the 3 count on Basher for the victory.


Recap:
This match was nothing special. Pillman and the Z-Man were hitting some pretty good moves but nothing worth watching for. Not a fan of any of the guys in the match so not worth my time here. Mod Squad were garbage and had a lot of chin locks because they couldn’t keep up with the other two. I would go ahead and save yourself about 10 minutes and skip this one.

Match 3: Mil Mascaras vs. Cactus Jack Manson

The match starts off with Mascaras getting Jack in a head lock. Mascaras then hits Jack with a hip lock take over. Mascaras then hits Jack with a drop toe hold then gets Cactus Jack in a surf board type maneuver. Mascaras tries to get another submission move on Jack but he lets go and lets Jack get back to his feet. They do the knuckle lock tie up and Mascaras gets the advantage first. Mascaras drops down and gets Jack in a headlock with his feet and gets Jack in a couple of head scissor takeovers.

Both men run off the ropes and Mascaras hits Jack with a flying head butt type move followed up by a drop kick. Jack goes to the outside and grabs a chair and going after Cappetta. Jack then walks backwards and trips over the chair on the outside and starts blaming all of the fans for it. That was hilarious and awesome. Jack gets back in the ring and they tie up again. Mascaras then gets a full nelson on Mascaras. Jack hits Mascaras with an elbow and a punch but Mascaras no sells it and they end up in the knuckle lock up again. Mascaras goes low and drops Jack to the mat and goes for a Boston crab. Jack gets in the ropes and Mascaras breaks the hold.

They get in a collar and elbow tie up and Jack pushes Mascaras into the turnbuckle. Jack kicks Mascaras in the midsection then hits him with a right hand. He then drives Mascaras’s head into the turnbuckle and he follows that up by throwing Mascaras to the outside. Jack then hits a backbreaker on Mascaras. Mascaras gets up after no selling the back break and gets back in the ring. Jack is about to drop his elbow to the outside but he realizes Mil is not out there so he turns around and looks at Mascaras who hits him with a drop kick and Jack falls backwards and smacks his head on the concrete floor. Cornette on commentary says “OH MY GOD CACTUS JACK IS DEAD.”

Jack gets up to the apron and Mascaras suplexes him back into the ring. Jack is groggy when he gets back up to his feet and Mascaras hits him with a flying crossbody and gets a 3 count. Jim Cornette on commentary says that Jack is the real winner here after doing that spot.

After we get back from break Cactus Jack goes after the guitar player from the band. The drummer of the band named Wolf gets his hat knocked off of Cactus Jack. Wolf then clotheslines Jack from behind and they roll around on the ground fighting.


Recap:
There wasn’t much to this but Jack getting himself over in spite of Mil Mascaras. The backstory here was that Cornette and Sullivan called Jack into a meeting and told Jack that Mascaras wouldn’t sell for him and that he should his death plunge spot so the fans will remember him way more than Mascaras. I would say it definitely worked. Nothing sticks out about this match except for Jack tripping over the chair and Jack slamming his head on the concrete. For those two spots alone this match is definitely worth checking out. Insane how careless Jack was during his time in the ring.

Interview with Norman

Gordon reminds Norman this match is falls count anywhere. He says so he can put him in the middle of the ring or in the ropes in the corner. Gordon tells him that pins can be anywhere in the building on the stairs in the rest room anywhere. Norman says he may pin him by the hot dog machine then eat a few hot dogs then beat him up some more. He said he will get a 3 count then eat 3 hot dogs. Norman says that Sullivan keeps coming at him like a little rat and tonight he is going to get the rat.

Match 4: Falls Count Anywhere: Kevin Sullivan vs. Norman the Lunatic

Before Norman heads to the ring they show him at the zoo feeding animals. He finds a pig and he gets down on all fours and asks Kevin Sullivan is what he is doing. Says the pig reminds him of Sullivan because of the short legs and the pot belly. Norman makes his way to the ring and when he gets in Sullivan takes it right to him. He then throws Norman outside the ring then he jumps off the apron with a double ax handle. Norman reverse an irish whip and throws Sullivan right into the turnbuckle post. Norman then gets him back in the ring. Sullivan goes for a sunset flip and Norman falls down on him and squashes him.

Norman irish whips Sullivan from one corner to another and he charges in with a splash but Sullivan gets the foot up and knocks Norman down. Sullivan goes up to the top rope but Norman gets up and slams him off the top. Norman goes up to the middle rope and goes for a big splash but Sullivan rolls out of the way. Sullivan then drop kicks Norman outside of the ring. Sullivan then picks up Norman and body slams him on the floor. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Sullivan then lays in a vicious chop to Norman.

Sullivan then rams Norman head first in to the turnbuckle again. Sullivan then rips off the sweater of Norman and lays in the chops on his bare chest. Sullivan gets big Norman in a belly to back suplex and goes for the pin for the 2 count. Sullivan hits a running knee to the chest then Sullivan rolls back into the ring while Norman regroups on the outside. Sullivan then takes Normans shirt and chokes him out with it. Sullivan rams the head of Norman into the guard rail then hits him with another brutal sounding chop. Sullivan gets back in the ring as Norman starts psyching himself up on the outside while Sullivan waits for him to get in the ring. Sullivan punches and kicks Norman a few times to keep control of the match.

Norman blocks a punch from Sullivan then hits 2 head butts on Sullivan. Norman grabs his shirt and starts choking Sullivan with it. Both guys punch each other up the aisle way. Norman goes for a pin after throwing Sullivan into the guard rail. Norman charges at Sullivan but Sullivan dunks and he hits Norman with a back body drop. They fight all the way up to the stage and head to the backstage area. Ross throws it over to Gordon Solie who commentates the action. Sullivan goes into the women’s rest room and Norman follows him back in. You hear a lot of noises then Sullivan comes out groggy and falls down face first. Norman then comes out holding a toilet seat and toilet paper as the ref raises his hand in victory.


Recap:
Not sure what to think of this match. The action was pretty solid and Sullivan beat the brakes off of Norman there for a little while. The body slam, suplex, and back body drop that Sullivan hit on Norman were really impressive as well. The finish was beyond stupid and a waste of time. You build to a finish and when you get to the point and you don’t even show the fans how it goes down? What the hell is the point. I understand you wanted a little comedy with the finish but what a waste of time. I would skip this match all together and move on.

Funk’s Grill: Lex Luger

Funk says he felt sorry for what happened to Sting and with the Horsemen. Funk apologizes to everyone for what happened. He was upset that nobody stepped in to help him because no one had the guts. He says he has a guy that has arms bigger than most and that he had the guts to come into the ring to help him. It is the Total Package Lex Luger. When Luger is getting into the ring Funk says here is a man and here is an American that would have gotten in the ring to help him.

Funk asks Luger what he would have done if he was in the same situation that Funk was in earlier. Luger says he has been watching Funk for a long time and he calls Funk a man’s man and himself a man’s man. Luger says that Sting is a phenomenal athlete and one day he may become the world heavyweight champion. Luger says he needs to understand his place in this sport at this time. Funk asks him what that is. Luger says Sting should be happy where he’s at and that he is the #1 contender. Luger says the match should have never been signed in the first place. Luger says that he and Flair are not friends and to not make any bones about it. He says he has mutual respect for Flair and that he and Flair have gone at it every day of the week the past few months.

Luger doesn’t want Sting coming in fresh and taking the built from Flair, who he has worn out. Fans start chanting they want Sting. Luger says you may want Sting but right now they have the Total Package. Luger says his accolades are endless. Luger says he has what every woman wants and what every man wishes he could be. He says everything he touches turns to gold and that he is the epitome of success. Luger says the one thing he has not achieved will be achieved and that is the World Title. Luger calls himself the greatest US Heavyweight Champion of all time. Terry Funk then cuts Luger off and sends it to commercial.

Match 5: Road Warriors vs. Skyscrapers

The match starts out with Hawk and Dan Spivey in the ring. Hawk gets dan in a side headlock but Spivey throws him into the ropes and they shoulder block each other. Spivey then throws Hawk outside of the ring but Hawk lands on his feet then he gets back in the ring and clotheslines Spivey. Hawk goes for a neck breaker but Mean Mark holds on to Spivey and Hawk falls to the ground. Hawk then hits Spivey with a big shoulder block that sends Spivey to the outside. The Skyscrapers and Teddy Long regroup on the outside. Mean Mark and Animal get the tags when they get back in the ring.

Animal pushes Mark into the ropes and forces the break. Animal threatens to punch Mark but he backs off. Mean Mark tries to knock Animal down with shoulder blocks but Animal doesn’t budge. Mean Mark hits the ropes and Animal leap frogs him twice then Mean Mark goes for a flying cross body and Animal dunks and Mark goes crashing to the mat. Animal then nails Mark with a lay down clothesline. Mark crawls over to the corner and tags in Spivey. Animal then tags in Hawk.

Hawk pushes Spivey into the corner and nails him with 2 chops before he attempts to irish whip Spivey. Spivey reverses the irish whip and Hawk does his elbow spot into the turnbuckle post. Hawk goes to the outside and Spivey follows him out. Spivey then rams the shoulder of Hawk into the turnbuckle post on the outside. Spivey then works over left shoulder. Spivey then tags in Mark and Mark grabs the arm of Hawk and climbs up to the top rope and drops a fist on his left shoulder. Mark then gets Hawk in an arm bar. Hawk breaks free and tries to hit Mark with a clothesline but Mark reverses it and gets Hawk in another arm bar. Mark grabs the arm and goes up to the top rope again but this time Hawk reverses it and slams Mark to the mat.

Hawk and Mark get the tags in. Animal comes in and nails Spivey with a drop kick and does the same to Mean Mark. Animal then hits Spivey with a big time power slam then drops the elbow on Spivey. Mean Mark comes in and they double team animal. They go for a double back suplex but Animal flips out and he nails both men with a clothesline. Hawk and Animal dump Mean Mark on the outside with a double clotheslines. Animal then picks up Spivey for the Doomsday Device and Hawk nails him with the clothesline. The ref is trying to get Hawk out of the ring and while he is doing this Mean Mark comes off the top with a steel chair to the back of Animal. Spivey then rolls Animal over for the pin but theres no ref.

Ellering goes after Teddy Long while all four men battle it out. They try to spike pile drive Hawk on to the chair but they totally whiff so Spivey picks up the chair and nails Hawk and Animal with it numerous times. The Skyscrapers lay the Road Warriors out as the show heads to commercial break.


Recap:
Another match that there wasn’t much to. This show is filled with progressing the story towards Wrestle War 90. Not a lot of clean finishes or just random finishes that do nothing for either person or team. The only cool part about this match is seeing Mean Mark before he was strapped with the Undertaker gimmick. His agility and athleticism was in full display here and its fun to watch. Other than that there just isn’t a lot here.

Match 6: Belt vs. Mask Match: Steiner Brothers (C) vs. Doom

Scott Steiner and Simmons start off the match. They get in a collar elbow tie up and they try to get the advantage of one another but they aren’t really doing much. They do the same thing again but this time Simmons complains that Scott was pulling his mask. Simmons hits Steiner with a shoulder block. Simmons hits the ropes again but Scott does a leap frog then nails Simmons with a huge power slam. Scott then tries to mat wrestle Simmons but he eventually lets him go and they stand off. Simmons rakes the eyes of Scott then irish whips him into the turnbuckle but Scott reverses it and Simmons hits chest first into the turnbuckle. Scott then grabs Simmons and dumps him with a big time belly to back suplex.

Simmons tags in Reed who comes in and starts to go after Rick Steiner but nothing really happens. Reed clubs Scott in the chest a couple times while Scott is laying against the ropes. Scott goes off the ropes and they shoulder block but neither man moves. Scott then comes off the ropes and hits Reed with a drop kick then he hits Simmons with one. Scott forces Reed back into the ring then tries to go after the mask of Reed. Reed goes over to the turnbuckle and Simmons consoles him. Rick finally gets tagged in and he goes up against Butch Reed. They finally hook up then Reed hits him with a kick to the gut and a big knee to the midsection. Reed gets Rick into the turnbuckle and throws in a few punches. He tries to whip Rick to the other corner but Rick reverses it and he follows him then he whips him into the other corner and ends up back body dropping Reed. Reed goes to the outside then comes back in and tags in Simmons.

Simmons gets a few kicks then some right hands on Rick Steiner. He whips Rick into the corner and charges him but Rick moves out of the way and he nails Simmons with a belly to belly suplex. Simmons tags in Reed then Rick tags in Scott. Reed hits a few right hands on Scott Steiner then he rams him head first into the boot of Simmons. Simmons comes in and head butts Scott. He whips Scott into the ropes but Scott goes up and over but Simmons goes into the ropes and Reed hits him with a vicious clothesline. Simmons then body slams Scott then drops a leg drop on him. Simmons rams the face of Scott into the boot of Reed. Reed comes in and puts the boots to Scott. Reed hits a clothesline on Scott then drops a fist to the head. Reed gets on top of him and starts choking him. Rick comes into the ring and tries to take the mask of of Reed. While the ref is getting Rick out of the ring Simmons throws Scott to the floor. Reed goes out after him and picks up Scott and drapes him over the guard rail.

Simmons rolls him back into the ring. Simmons rakes the eyes then hits Scott with a big time spine buster in the middle of the ring. He goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Both members of Doom get in the ring and they double back body drop Scott. Scott sneaks in a backslide but Reed kicks out. Reed picks up Scott and plants him with a pile driver. Rick comes in to break up the pin. One of the members of Doom hits Scott with a clothesline and sends him to the outside from over the top rope. Simmons throws Scott back into the ring and Reed prevents the tag. Scott goes for a sunset flip and Reed goes down and only gets a 2 count. Scott nearly gets the tag but Reed stops him. Reed hits Scott with a spinning neck breaker for the 2 count.

Scott reverses an irish whip then leap frogs Reed then dumps him with the Frankensteiner. Scott finally gets the tag to Rick and he comes in guns blazing. Rick hits Reed with an atomic drop then a big time clothesline. Rick then hits Reed with power slam then he gets up and clothesline Simmons out of the ring. Rick then works on the mask of Reed and gets it half way off. Rick has Reed in a headlock and when Reed goes to push him off the mask comes off. Rick puts the mask on then runs Reed into Simmons and rolls him up for the 1-2-3 and the victory.

After the match is over Simmons is in the ring reluctantly removing his mask. They say if Doom #2 doesn’t take off his mask then both men will be suspended from wrestling. Doom #2 doesn’t want to take the mask off but he finally does after a few second delay.


Recap:
Finally a decent match. There wasn’t a lot going on here but there was enough to be entertained. I really enjoy both teams so it was a pleasure watching them go at it. The spine buster was awesome and the psychology of the mask was very well done as well. A pretty good title match here that I would recommend checking out.

Interview: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, & Ole Anderson

Gordon says he doesn’t understand this action at all. Ole says Sting doesn’t understand either and that he is running out of time. Ole says they let Sting slide twice but they won’t let him off a third time. Ole says he better go tell the promoter the match is off or he is a dead man. Flair says they are looking at the most elite wrestling group in the world. Flair says that if Sting doesn’t get the release then after the cage match they will find him in the streets or in this building and take him out. Flair says if you like it or don’t like it you better learn to love it. WOOOO!!!!!

Match 7: Steel Cage Match: Ric Flair/Ole Anderson/Arn Anderson vs. Buzz Sawyer/Dragon Master/Great Muta

The match starts out with Buzz Sawyer vs. Arn Anderson. Anderson is stuck in the ropes and Sawyer chops him a few times then starts biting his neck. Buzz comes charging at Anderson, who moves out of the way, and goes flying into the cage. Buzz then gets whipped into the turnbuckle and Arn comes after him but Buzz gets his boot up. Buzz then takes Arn and throws him into he cage. Arn is stuck between the ropes and the cage and Buzz goes for a head butt but Arn moves out of the way and Buzz runs into the cage. Arn then bashes Buzz’s head 3 more times into the cage.

Flair gets the tag and him and Buzz just trade punches and chops. The Dragon Master gets the tag and gets chopped 2-3 times for his troubles. Flair hits the Dragon Master with an elbow off the irish whip. Flair then tags in Ole who lays in some forearms to the Dragon Master. Ole tries to get the Dragon Master to stop but he doesn’t. Ole then tags in Arn then the Dragon Master tags in Muta. The crowd gives Muta a huge ovation. They collar and elbow and Muta reverses it then irish whips Arn into the corner. Muta then hits his hand spring elbow in the corner. Arn does the Flair spot and falls head first.

Sting then comes running down to the ring and he tries to get into the ring. Sting tries to get at Flair but security and other wrestlers are trying to keep Sting from getting into the cage. Meanwhile, in the ring Buzz is going after Arn Anderson in the ring. Arn tags in Ole as they continue to show wrestlers holding back Sting. Ole back body drops Buzz into the cage and he falls right on his neck. Ole hip tosses Buzz who gets right up and chops Ole. They trade chops and elbows as the Dragon Master gets tagged in. On the outside Sting breaks free from the wrestlers and goes after Flair again on the cage.

Buzz suplexes Arn in the middle of the ring then he climbs up to the top of the cage and comes off with a big splash but nobody is home. Sting is still trying to get into the cage but he has a considerable limp and can barely stand. Meanwhile in the ring Arn Anderson dumps the Dragon Master with the spine buster. Ole and Flair come in and attack Buzz and Muta. Arn throws the Dragon Master into the cage then plants him with a DDT and gets the 3 count for the victory. Flair gets out of the ring and charges at Sting not knowing that his knee is done for. Wahoo is trying to hold Sting back so he doesn’t get hurt more than he already is. Flair lays in a few punches to Sting but security and wrestlers break it up as the credits start rolling to end the show.


Recap:
This match was eh to be honest. The cage was super short and the ring is super small for 6 guys to be trapped inside there. You are watching the match basically waiting for Sting to come down. Buzz had some crazy spots and was entertaining to watch. Arn was awesome like always. Ole was trash though. It was pretty incredible the reaction that the Great Muta got when he got tagged in and was able to get his offense in. I would check out the match just because its different for the time and there are some entertaining spots during the match. The show went over on time so there really was no show closing it was just the Horsemen brawling with all fo the wrestlers to the back as the credits started rolling.

Final Thoughts:
I thought this show would be better than it was but there are still some entertaining aspects to it. A lot of the matches had bad finishes that were builds to another match down the line. Such as the Skyscrapers vs. Road Warriors match. Instead of making this a stand alone show they used it as a 2 hour special to hype up Wrestle War. They really pushed the date and the main event between Sting and Flair and that was the theme of the show. It’s not wrong in the sense you are trying to push PPV buys but it can lead to a bad show and thats what this one ended up being for me. I would check out the Steiner Brothers vs. Doom match as well as the main event. Other than that theres not much to see here unfortunately.

Coliseum Classics Volume 1: WWF Mega Matches Review

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Coliseum Classics Volume 1: WWF Mega Matches

Introduction:
Welcome everyone to the Coliseum Classics Review. My name is and I will be your host as we go back and review some of the best video tapes ever released….Coliseum Videos. These were a big part of my childhood and I still enjoy going back and watching them today. First up we are going to review the 1991 release of WWF Mega Matches.

Tape Opening

Sean Mooney opens up the video saying if you like things that are small then you won’t like this tape. He says we have BIG action in stored for you on this Coliseum Video release. He introduces the first match between Tito Santana and Earthquake.

Promo by Tito Santana

Tito Santana says that everyone wants to see Mega Matches so he is going to bring you a mega match between himself and Earthquake right here on Coliseum Video. Tito says he is going to put the Earthquake down.

Match 1: Earthquake s. Tito Santana

Earthquake is accompanied to the ring by Jimmy Hart. While Quake is walking down the aisle Mooney mentions that the camera was shaking a little bit. Great way to get Earthquake’s size over. Mooney and Hayes both say this is a Mega matchup and Coliseum Video is the only place to see it. They start off the match with a collar and elbow tie up. Earthquake throws Tito into the corner to show off his strength. Tito tries to get Quake in an arm bar and Quake blocks it and throws him down. Quake then poses and shows off his muscles. This is such a heel move and I love it every time Earthquake did it.

Tito comes in and gets a headlock on the Quake but Earthquake picks him up and throws him off like he’s a piece of garbage. Tito tries to go to the back but Earthquake backs him into the turnbuckle. Earthquake goes for a big elbow but Tito gets out of the way and lays in a few lefts and rights. Tito then starts to work the arm and gets him a few arm wrenches. Typical Tito here working an arm. Don’t understand why you wouldn’t work the leg when a guy out weighs you by over 200+ pounds.

Earthquake gets out of the arm bar and Santana tries to hit him with a shoulder block off the ropes but Earthquake doesn’t even move. He tries again and again Quake doesn’t move. Santana goes for a body press but Earthquake catches him and body slams Tito. Earthquake goes for a big elbow but Tito Santana gets out of the way. Tito goes back to the arm and starts working it over. Earthquake gets tired of all the work on the arm and decides to kick Tito in the midsection to gain control of the match. Earthquake does a jumping kick to the lower back of Tito. He then picks up Tito and slams him back first into the turnbuckle.

Earthquake continues to work on the lower part of the back with a clubbing arm to the lower back. Earthquake picks Tito up and nails him with an atomic drop. Earthquake gets Tito in his favorite rest hold and thats the bear hug. Tito climbs to the middle rope while inside the bear hug and starts to lay in the right hands to Earthquake. Tito then bites the face of Earthquake to break free of the bear hug. They exchange lefts and rights until Tito gets control. He then hits him with 2 standing drop kicks then the flying forearm and it finally knocks Earthquake down. He goes for the cover and gets a 2 1/2 count.

Tito goes for another drop kick and Earthquake brushes it out of the way. Earthquake then picks him up and lays him out with the power slam. He then nails him with a big elbow drop. Earthquake then gets the tremors going and nails him with the Earthquake splash but Tugboat comes out of no where and nails Earthquake with some heavy blows in the corner. Dino Bravo makes his way to the ring to help out Earthquake with Tugboat. Tito gets up and we have a 4 man brawl in the ring. Tito is working over Bravo while Earthquake is working over Tugboat. Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine come out to help Earthquake and Dino Bravo as well. All 4 men work over Tugboat in the center of the ring after Tito Santana gets thrown out of the ring. All 4 men body slam Tugboat then Earthquake tries to nail him with the Earthquake splash but Jim Duggan comes out with the 2×4 and sends everybody packing.


Recap:
This was your typical dark match where neither guy took the L so they could both look strong as they go on. Earthquake got in all of his offense that he usually got in and so did Tito. Tito did quite well with the size difference and there really wasn’t anything wrong with the match at all. It was a little slow at times but nothing major. The ending was a cluster but I guess it was necessary if you want to keep both guys strong and possibly continue the feuds going forward. All in all not a terrible match but probably one you can skip.

Promo by Big Boss Man

Boss Man says that Heenan started this by talking about his momma. Boss Man says he is a proud man and one thing he holds very near to his heart is his family. He says that his momma is one of his most prized possessions and punk you hurt her feelings. Boss Man says he has went through every member of the Heenan family and now it’s his chance to teach Bobby Heenan a lesson about manners and respect. He says that Heenan has hurt the Big Boss Man and now it is his time to hurt him.

Match 2: Big Boss Man vs. Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan

Heenan steals the microphone from the ring announcer and says that everything he has said about Boss Man’s mom was a mistake and that she is a sweet old lady. He says that he just got off the phone with her and she is doing well in Cobb County Georgia. Heenan says he sent her 5 dozen red roses then the Boss Man’s music interrupts him. Boss Man comes out with the ball and chain and the night stick. While he is walking to the ring Heenan is begging and pleading for forgiveness. Heenan says he just got off the phone with his mother and that he said them just to upset the Boss Man. Heenan says if he was lying to him then he wouldn’t have shown up for the match. He says he can’t out wrestle the Boss Man or out fight him. Heenan says that Boss Man’s mom wants to talk to her and that the phone in the back behind the van is off the hook and she wants to talk to him. Heenan says he is sorry and that he made a mistake. Boss Man acts like he is going to the back to talk to his mom but he comes back into the ring.

Heenan takes the microphone and smokes Boss Man with it in the face. Boss Man lays in a right hand and knocks Heenan down. Boss Man puts his foot on the throat of Heenan and gets the 3 count. It last all of 30 seconds. Boss Man picks up the ball and chain and drops it right on Bobby Heenan’s chest. Mr. Perfect comes out from the back and takes his towel and starts to choke out the Big Boss Man. Perfect then nails Boss Man with 5-6 right hands then he tries to irish whip him. Boss Man reverses it and nails Perfect with a big boot and then throws him over the top rope.


Recap:
There was nothing to this match at all. It was all Heenan talking for the majority of the segment which is never a bad thing. The promo was very well done as well. Heenan was very convincing and you almost start to feel sorry for him. Thats what made Heenan so great is that he had your emotions in his hands at all times. This is a segment worth checking out just for Heenan alone.

Match 3: Fan Favorite Match: Sgt. Slaughter vs. Jim Duggan

Duggan slides into the ring under the bottom rope and Slaughter attacks him right away with some boots. Slaughter picks Duggan up and irish whips him into the ropes, Duggan ducks the clotheslines and nails Slaughter with one of his own. Slaughter rolls out of the ring as Duggan picks up his 2×4 and gets the crowd going with a USA chant. Slaughter goes for a right and Duggan blocks it and nails Slaughter with 4-5 lefts of his own. Duggan just nails Slaughter with 3-4 big lefts and Slaughter does a complete flip and lands upside down in the ropes.

Slaughter is backing Duggan off as the crowd starts chanting USA for Duggan. Both men run into each other with a shoulder block. Duggan tries to go off the ropes but Adnan hit him in the back with the flag then Slaughter hit him in the midsection with a knee. Slaughter then starts to work over the lower back of Duggan with a few kicks then an ugly ass backbreaker. I really like how guys back then worked over the body part that went with their finisher. Slaughter always worked the lower back to “soften it up” for his Camel Clutch.

Slaughter goes for two elbows but Duggan rolls out of the way. Slaughter tries to whip Duggan into the turnbuckle but Duggan reverses and nails Slaughter with a huge back drop. Duggan goes for the 3 point stance but Adnan trips him. Duggan rolls out and goes after Adnan and chases him all the way to the back. Duggan tries to get back in time but the ref gets to 10 and Slaughter wins by count out. Duggan gets back in the ring and blows his nose, wipes his ass, and stomps on the Iraqi flag. Duggan then celebrates in the ring as Slaughter tries to get back into the ring to get his flag.


Recap:
This match was garbage through and through. Slaughter was so lazy and not even trying by this point that it’s sad. Duggan was his usual self which isn’t saying much either. What a terrible finish and a waste of time. I would go ahead and skip this one if I was you.

Match 4: Bret Hart vs. The Barbarian

The match starts out with Bret Hart getting Barbarian in a headlock. Barbarian backs Bret up into the ropes and irish whips him to the other rope. Bret goes for a hip toss but Barbarian blocks it then the Barbarian goes for his own hip toss and Bret blocks it. Barbarian says screw this and levels Bret with a vicious clothesline. Barbarian then puts the boots to Bret who is laid out on the mat. Barbarian picks up Bret and hits him with a nasty head butt that sends Bret back to the mat. Bret rolls into the bottom of the turnbuckle and Barbarian starts choking him with his boot.

Barbarian then picks Bret up and chops him in the turnbuckle. Bret gets whipped back into the turnbuckle and he falls back down and eats some more leather from the Barbarian. Barbarian picks up Bret once again and he nails him with a body slam. Barbarian climbs to the middle rope and wastes his time to go for the elbow. Bret rolls out of the way. Both men get up and Bret lays in 3-4 rights and then he hits him with a reverse atomic drop. Bret climbs to the middle rope and hits Barbarian with the 10 punches.

Bret then gets Barbarian in his side Russian leg sweep then the middle rope elbow drop. Bret goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Bret then hits Barbarian with a lay down clothesline, Ala Randy Savage, and gets another close 2 count. Bret goes for a cross body but the Barbarian catches him and dumps him with a huge power slam and he gets a 2 count. Barbarian bends over for a back body drop but Bret nails him with a kick and then he goes for a piledriver. Barbarian blocks it and flips Bret over but Bret holds on for the sunset flip. Barbarian doesn’t go down so he just falls down and goes for his own pin. Barbarian starts flexing as Bret gets his feet underneath the arms and rolls up the Barbarian for the 3 count and the victory.


Recap:
This was a decent match here. Nothing special but nothing terrible. Jimmy Hart and Honky Tonk Man were on commentary during the match and that brought a little different dynamic and entertainment to the match. Bret got in his typical offense and the Barbarian did some nice power moves. There were no rest holds and the pace of the match was steady so it was enjoyable. It’s not the greatest piece of work but its watchable so I would check it out if you get the chance.

Match 5: Tag Team Match of the Month: Bushwhackers vs. Rhythm & Blues

The Bushwhackers roll into the ring and get attacked by Honky Tonk and Valentine before they can even get up to their feet. Valentine and Honky were going to run the Bushwhackers head first into each other but the Whackers reverse the move and throw them into each other. Luke then pokes Honky in the eye while Butch stomps on Valentines foot. Both members of the Bushwhackers bite a member of Rhythm and Blues. They then hit Honky with the battery ram as they start to celebrate with the crowd. Honky and Luke are in the ring together. Luke is running on the ropes and Valentine comes in and nails Luke with a stiff clothesline to give Rhythm and Blues the advantage. Valentine gets the tag and he nails Luke with a few vicious chops to the chest. Luke then bites Valentine in the leg again until Honky Tonk comes in and kicks Luke.

Valentine tags in Honky Tonk and he lays in a nice kick to the midsection. Luke is in the turnbuckle and Honky Tonk irish whips him into the opposite corner and Luke goes flying to the mat. Honky taunts the crowd a little bit then gets Luke in a reverse chin lock. Honky quickly tags in Valentine then hurries up and grabs the leg of Luke so he can’t tag out. Valentine goes to the middle rope and hits Luke with a ax handle. He goes for the cover but Luke gets the foot on the rope. Butch distracts the ref as Honky and Valentine double team Luke illegally. Valentine nails Luke with another vicious chop then drops two hammer elbows on Luke. He goes for the cover but Butch breaks it up. Honky comes in and drives a knee to the back of Butch. He then throws Butch outside of the ring.

Valentine and Honky Tonk just stomp away at Luke as Butch is trying to get up on the outside. Butch grabs the guitar and goes into the ring with it. He nails the Honky Tonk Man in the back with the guitar as the ref calls for the bell. Rhythm and Blues win by disqualification. Luke gets up and grabs the other guitar that is sitting ringside. The Bushwhackers then destroy the guitars of Rhythm and Blues.


Recap:
There was nothing to this match at all. Rhythm and Blues dominated the whole match until Butch caused the disqualification. You can start to notice the trend here with the Coliseum Video matches. Neither team or wrestler is going to lose because the WWF wanted everyone to look strong at this point. I would go ahead and just skip this one because its not much more than punches and kicks delivered by Valentine for most of the match.

Match 6: Hulk Hogan vs. Dino Bravo

The Big Boss Man is introduced as being in Hulk Hogan’s corner for this match up. The match starts up with a collar and elbow tie up. Bravo shows off his strength by throwing Hogan into the turnbuckle. We start over again and this time Hogan throws Bravo into the turnbuckle. Hogan then flexes in front of Bravo. Bravo comes charging at him and he gets nailed for a backdrop. Hogan drops two elbows then Jimmy Hart climbs up to the apron. Hogan nails him twice as well. Hogan then drops Bravo with an atomic drop as Hogan starts posing for the crowd.

Bravo gets Hogan in an wrist lock and twists away numerous times. Hogan reverses the wrist lock and twists him around a couple of times as well. Hogan then chops and backs Bravo into the turnbuckle. Hogan then whips Bravo into the other turnbuckle as he follows him in and nails him with an elbow. Hogan climbs to the middle rope and hits the 10 punches. Bravo comes wobbling out as if he just had a 12 pack and was selling the punches like a genius. This is hilarious and must see. Hogan then nails Bravo with a chop that sends him to the mat. Hogan was going to go over the ropes but Earthquake grabs him by the boots. Hogan goes after Quake but Bravo hits him from behind and starts to choke him over the middle rope.

Bravo backs away and brings the ref with him as Earthquake starts choking him again. Boss Man comes after him but it took him forever to get over there so the damage is done. Bravo chokes Hogan again across the bottom rope and this time Boss Man stays on that side to keep Earthquake away. Bravo begins to work over the back of Hulk Hogan. Bravo then kicks Hogan out to floor. Earthquake gets his shots in and sends Hogan back into the ring. Bravo gets Hogan up and gets him in a bear hug. The ref raises the hands twice but on the third try Hogan keeps the arm up and breaks free with numerous punches to the face.

Hogan then shoulder blocks Bravo who falls down. Hogan comes off the ropes again and Bravo nails him with the side suplex. Hogan kicks out at 2 and starts Hulking Up. Hogan no sells the punches and wags the finger at Bravo like not today buddy. Hogan hits the 3 punches and the big boot. He nails him with the leg drop and gets the 3 count on Bravo.

Right before the 3 hits Jimmy Hart comes in and hits Hogan. Hogan picks up Jimmy Hart and throws him into the arms of Dino Bravo. Earthquake goes after Hogan but Boss Man stops him and they trade punches on Earthquake. They then hit Earthquake with a double big boot. Hogan poses for the crowd to wrap up the match.


Recap:
This was your typical Hogan match. If you seen one you’ve seen them all. It was pretty cool seeing Big Boss Man and Earthquake at ringside. Bravo and Earthquake did a nice job of keeping Boss Man away so they can still get the double teaming in. The finish came quick and makes the match worth watching.

At Home with Hillbilly Jim

Hillbilly says he is taking a little break from the chores to show us a little bit about Mudlick, KY. He says in the smoke house is a missing Hillbilly Jim video. They then air this video and it’s basically Hillbilly Jim doing all of his chores such as chopping wood. They go inside and Granny is sitting in her rocking chair watching Hulk Hogan. Hillbilly Jim tells his granny that he won his first wrestling match. Hillbilly picks up the guitar and starts playing and singing a song. The dogs tell the story because they look like they would rather be anywhere than they are currently. Hillbilly then gets the stove ready so they can keep the house warm from the cold.

Hillbilly then starts his work out. He picks up a tire and practices the bear hug on the tire. He then practices dropping elbows on a mattress. He then drops a knee and says this is what he did to train. He then calls in his dog and gets it in a chin lock. Granny comes in and gets on to him for wrestling with the dog. This is horrible and a waste of time. Hillbilly then thanks us for coming down to Mudlick, KY and gets back to his chores.

Match 7: The British Bulldog vs. Haku (JIP)

They join this match in progress with Bulldog having Haku in a sleeper hold. Haku then rolls Bulldog off of him but Bulldog hits Haku with a drop toe hold then gets Haku into an arm bar. Haku gets up but Bulldog puts him right back down by holding on to the arm. Bulldog then drops a knee to the arm of Haku. Bulldog puts Haku’s arm in an awkward position and drops his foot down on it to really hurt the arm and wrist area. Bulldog irish whips Haku into the turnbuckle and goes for a monkey flip but Haku reverses it and nails Bulldog with an atomic drop.

Haku picks up the feet of Bulldog and kicks him in the lower abdomen area. Haku then nails Bulldog with a big head butt then he rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Haku irish whips the Bulldog and goes for a back drop but Bulldog goes for a sunset flip. Haku doesn’t go down and chops the Bulldog in the neck area. Bulldog gets whipped into the ropes again but floats over. Haku ducks a clothesline or two then gets nailed with a cross body and gets a 2 count. Bulldog then gets a crucifix pin in but only gets a 2. Haku picks Bulldog up and dumps him with a vicious pile driver. He goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Haku gets up and yells at the ref for a slow count.

Haku gets Bulldog in a reverse chin lock with his knee planted in the back. Bulldog gets back to his feet and drops some elbows to the midsection. Bulldog goes off the rope and gets nailed with a knee to the midsection. Haku puts the boots to Bulldog then goes back to the reverse chin lock. Bulldog breaks free as they trade elbows to the face. Haku then hits Bulldog with a thumb to the eye then he throws him to the outside. Bulldog tries to get back in the ring and Haku kicks him in the head 3-4 times. Bulldog finally gets back in the ring then gets irish whipped into the ropes and gets hit with a massive back body drop. That looked awesome. Bulldog looked like he was going to land on his head. Haku goes for the cover and gets another 2 count.

Haku then sits down behind Bulldog and he grabs his hair and pulls back on him. Its a camel clutch but using the hair instead of the chin to pull back. Haku hits some kicks and punches to the back. He then rakes the back of the Bulldog. Bulldog gets back to his feet and Haku hits him with two knees to the midsection. Haku then bites Bulldog right in the face as well. Haku gets Bulldog in a sleeper hold right in the center of the ring. Bulldog gets up to his feet and rams Haku back first into the turnbuckle. Bulldog tries to whip Haku into the turnbuckle but Haku reverses it and sends Bulldog into the turnbuckle. Bulldog flips upside down when he hits the turnbuckle. Haku goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Bulldog then gets kicked to the outside. Heenan creeps over and nails the Bulldog in the midsection with a kick.

Bulldog gets back in the ring and Haku goes for a chop. Bulldog ducks the move and hits Haku with a big side suplex. Both men run into each other with head butts. Bulldog goes for a lazy cover and gets a 2 count. Both men are climbing to their feet. Bulldog then puts Haku into a sharpshooter that looks about as terrible as the Rock’s. Haku reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Haku hits Bulldog with a couple of head butts then a brutal chop to the chest. Haku picks Bulldog up and nails him with a shoulder breaker. Haku goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Haku picks the Bulldog up again and they trade some punches. Haku goes for a drop kick but Bulldog holds on to the top rope and Haku misses. Bulldog then whips Haku into the ropes and nails Haku with a massive back drop as well.

Bulldog then hits Haku with his patented delayed suplex and gets a 2 count. Haku charges in and Bulldog gets out of the way. Bulldog then picks up Haku and nails him with the running power slam for the 1-2-3. What a victory for the British Bulldog!


Recap:
The joined in progress match here was pretty slow and prodding. However, the moves were vicious and high impact. The two back body drops were insane and it looked like the guys were enjoying beating the hell out of each other. If you can get past the slowness of the match then you can enjoy this. If slow isn’t your thing then you may want to skip this. But I really enjoyed it.

Coliseum Profile: ‘Macho King’ Randy Savage

tells Coliseum Video get ready for satisfaction. Savage says he doesn’t just want a piece of the pie, he wants the whole pie. Savage says he is the lord and master of the squared circle and he’s the best in the business. Savage says he is the World Wrestling Federation and that he beat Robin Leach at his own game. Savage says don’t underestimate the competition but beat them to the ground. Savage says he is successful at everything he does and “guaranteed personified as I look the videoscope, Coliseum Video you are in a state of shock. Too hot to handle and to hold to cold. This is an escapade of the Macho King….dig it?”

Match 8: The Crown on the Line: Randy Savage vs. Jim Duggan

Duggan comes out like a house of fire and clears the ring of Savage and Sherri with his 2×4. Duggan turns his back when the ref tries to get his 2×4 out of his hands so Savage takes advantage and lays in the lefts, rights, and elbows to Duggan. Savage tries to irish whip Duggan but Duggan reverses it and hits Savage with a big clothesline. Duggan picks up Savage and hits him with a big right hand. Duggan lays in rights while Savage is stuck in the turnbuckle. During this time Duggan looks over at the ref and yells “get off my ass.” Duggan whips Savage into the other turnbuckle and hits Savage with a big clothesline again. Sherri tries to drag Savage out of the ring but Duggan pulls him back in and when Savage lets go Sherri falls to the ground.

Duggan then picks up Savage and hits him with a delayed atomic drop. Duggan is about to bounce off the ropes but Sherri holds onto the top rope and Duggan goes flipping to the outside. Duggan gets back to his feet and Sherri pushes him right into the steel post. Duggan gets up again and Sherri hits him with her purse right in his throat. Savage goes to the outside and kicks Duggan right in his throat again. Duggan gets up again and Sherri kicks him in the midsection to send him down to the mat again. Savage goes out to get him again and punches him in the face while he was in a headlock. Savage goes back inside and climbs up to the top rope and he comes down with a double ax handle to the outside of the ring. Duggan is laid out as Savage rolls back into the ring. Duggan rolls into the ring and Savage goes for a cover but Duggan drapes his foot on the bottom rope.

Savage grabs Duggan by the head and runs and drapes him over the top rope as he jumps to the outside. Savage goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. The crowd starts to get amped as Duggan is working his way back to his feet. Savage goes up to the top rope and hits Duggan with another double ax handle to the face. Savage drops a knee then goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Savage chokes out Duggan a couple of times in between pin attempts. Duggan drapes himself over the middle rope and Savage runs to drop his leg on him but Duggan rolls out of the way and Savage falls back on his head.

Duggan gets up first and tries to hit Savage with an elbow drop and he misses it. Savage goes up to the top rope and tries another ax handle but Duggan hits Savage in the mid section. Savage comes in for a right hand but Duggan blocks it and hits him with his own. Savage charges Duggan and he gets back body dropped over the top rope and to the outside. Duggan comes out after him and the throws Savage over the guard rail and into the fans. Duggan then hits him with a right hand and slams him head first into the steel steps. Duggan picks up a chair and hits Savage in the midsection with it. Duggan rolls him back into the ring.

Duggan picks him up and hits him with a body slam. Duggan comes off the ropes and drops Duggan with a big knee drop to the midsection. Duggan has him covered but Sherri is distracting the referee. He finally turns around and counts but Savage kicks out. Duggan picks him up again and hits him another right hand. He goes for the cover but Sherri puts savages left on the rope to break up the count. Savage gets up and Duggan runs at him and knocks him over with a shoulder block. Savage hits Duggan with a big clothesline and lays out Duggan. Savage goes up to the top rope and goes for the flying elbow but Duggan moves out of the way and Savage misses.

Both men get up and Duggan hits savage with 4 clotheslines as Savage each time he gets up to his feet. Duggan then hits the 3 point stance clotheslines and sends Savage to the outside of the ring. Duggan goes out and rolls him back to the ring. Duggan tires to get back in but Sherri rakes the back of Duggan. Duggan then chases Sherri around the ring as the ref counts. Sherri runs into the ring and Duggan grabs her by the butt and picks her up. Sherri gets out of the way then Savage hits Duggan in the back with a high knee as he takes out Duggan. The ref also gets squashed by the high knee. Duggan gets Savage in an inside cradle but the ref is knocked out so no count occurred. Savage gets hit with another atomic drop into the turnbuckle then another clothesline. Duggan covers him and counts to 3 himself but the ref is still knocked out.

Sherri gets in the ring and hands Savage her purse while Duggan wakes up the ref. Duggan tries to pick up Savage but Savage nails him in the face with the loaded purse. Savage crawls over and covers Duggan. Sherri then wakes up Danny Davis and he starts the count. Duggan kicks out at 2 as the crowd goes nuts. Savage climbs up to the middle rope as Duggan gets up. Duggan grabs him and Savage drops Duggan for the pin. Sherri hands on to Savages legs as the ref counts the 3 and Savage gets the victory, Sherri get sin the ring and puts the crown on Savage’s head. After the match is over Duggan confronts the referee. Duggan then grabs his 2×4 and goes after Savage and Sherri with it. Duggan nails Savage right in the back with his 2×4.


Recap:
This match was pretty long and a little slow at times but there wasn’t many rest holds os thats always a plus. This match was very similar to their Saturday Night’s Main Event match that aired around this time. Sherri was the workhorse again and she never took a break. She gave you every ounce she had every night she was managing anyone. It’s always great to watch. These guys had pretty good chemistry and it made for a good match. I would give it a view….at least once.

Macho King on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Savage arrives in a limo and he sticks his head through the sunroof. They show him playing croquet with Robin Leach. Savage says “some people make it and some people don’t. Thats why I live in the kingdom of the madness and you don’t”

Match 9: Steel Cage Match: Randy Savage vs. Ultimate Warrior

When the Warrior comes out Savage is under the ring hiding waiting for him. Warrior runs out and Savage confronts him. Warrior picks up a chair and nails him on the top of the head with it. Warrior runs Savages head into the cage from the outside. Warrior then smashes his head into the guard rail. Warrior throws Savage into the ring as Warrior climbs up over the top of the cage. Savage tries to escape the ring but Warrior throws him down off the cage. Warrior then picks up Savage and hits him with an atomic drop. Warrior picks up Savage and drops him with a short arm clothesline twice. Sherri is on the outside shaking the whole cage so Warrior goes over to her and starts shaking the cage as well.

Warrior hits Savage with another clothesline. Warrior then drops a few boots to Savage as Savage is laid out on the ground. Savage has had no offense to start this match, it’s been all Ultimate Warrior. Savage then grabs Warrior by the tights and pulls him in face first into the cage. Savage then rakes the eyes Warrior to buy himself some time. Savage finally gets up and clotheslines Warrior on the back of the head. Warrior and Savage both climb up to their feet and they hit each other with a double clothesline.

Savage lays on top of Warrior and gets a 2 count. Savage picks Warrior up and tries to ram him head first into the cage but Warrior blocks it. Warrior throws him off but Sherri holds onto the foot of Warrior. Meanwhile Savage gets up and drives the knee into the back of Warrior and sends him into the steel cage again. Savage gets up and puts the boot to the throat of the Ultimate Warrior as he chokes him out. Warrior punches Savage a couple of times to break free. Both men get up and Savage rakes the eyes of the Warrior.

Savage lays a few knees to the midsection while Warrior stands up in the corner. Savage then picks the Warrior up and body slams him. Savage then climbs up to the top rope and nails the big elbow on the Ultimate Warrior. The ref comes in to count and Savage gets a 2 before Warrior throws him off of him. Warrior crawls over to the ropes and starts shaking them as Savage hits him with some rights to the back. Warrior then blocks a right and hits a right of his own. Warrior then runs off the ropes and hits Savage with 3-4 clotheslines. Warrior goes for his body splash but Savage gets the knees up and Warrior lands on them as both men lay on the mat.

Savage starts to climb up over the top of the cage. Savage gets to the outside of the cage and he is nearly to the floor but Warrior grabs Savage by the hair from inside the ring. Warrior drags Savage back into the ring over the top of the cage. Savage tries to kick Warrior in the stomach to get the Warrior off of him but he won’t let go. Warrior starts climbing the ropes so he can get Savage back into the ring. Sherri comes into the ring and tries to get the Warrior to let go of Savage. Warrior will not let of Savage. Sherri takes off her shirt and starts choking out the Warrior. Eventually Warrior loses the grip on Savage and he falls to the floor and wins the match. After the match Savage climbs to the top of the cage and comes down with a double ax handle but Warrior stops it.

Warrior is beating the breaks off of Savage as the refs try to stop him. The refs get thrown around the ring as well as the Warrior gets back on top of Savage and starts hitting him with more right hands. The Nasty Boys get in the ring to slow the Ultimate Warrior Down. There are 4 guys on Warrior and he throws them all off of him as he goes after Savage again. More guys get onto Warrior and he throws them off again. Sherri finally gets back into the ring and hits Warrior with the scepter. This finally gives Savage the chance to leave the ring.


Recap:
What a great match. Savage was so good at everything he did and the Warrior was the perfect compliment to him. I can watch these guys wrestle all day because they mixed it up and did different things each match. This match is definitely worth checking out.

Final Thoughts:
This was a so-so coliseum video. The first 4-5 matches are extremely short and don’t do much at all to enhance what was going on. The main matches on the card were decent but not great. The only really good match was the Warrior vs. Savage cage match. Duggan and Savage wasn’t that bad but I’m not a huge fan of Jim Duggan so it kind of ruins things for me. The Bulldog and Haku match was good but it was so slow that it makes it hard to watch. There are 2-3 good things here and the rest is not really worth watching. I would give this a lukewarm recommendation as far as watching the whole thing goes.

The Event Center Episode 4: Clash of the Champions 7 Review

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The Event Center #4: WCW Clash of the Champions: June 14th, 1989

Introduction:
Welcome back to the Event Center, I am your host Steve Caudle. Tonight we are traveling back to 1989 and catching up on some World Championship Wrestling. We are going to Fort Bragg North Carolina to Clash of the Champions 7: Guts and Glory. The one thing that sticks out about this show is how brutally hot it is inside of the arena. It makes you wonder how they were able to stand it in there with the tv lights and whatnot. Had to be well over 100 degrees. Without further ado lets get to the ring and kick off the action.

Show Opening:

The show opens up with Lt. Carl Stiner of the 82nd Airborne. He thanks WCW for celebrating the flag with them at Fort Bragg. He said today the army stands to protect the greatest nation on earth. They go over the card then go down ringside to a dry Jim Ross and Bob Caudle. They go up to the ring where the 82nd Airborne sing the National Anthem.

Extra Activities Done at Fort Bragg

They show wrestlers going through boot camp type activities. They show Scott Steiner going down a giant wall. It’s the Steiner Brothers and Missy Hyatt. They also show them going down a zip line and landing in the river. They call it the slide for life. Ross said that Missy Hyatt got a lot of help from the soldiers getting her life vest on. Missy say’s she’s happy because she didn’t break a nail and Ranger Ross says he didn’t mess up his hair.

Match 1: Semi-Finals World Tag Title Tournament: Dynamic Dudes vs. Fabulous Freebirds

Jimmy Garvin is introduced as the newest member of the Fabulous Freebirds. Garvin and Hayes attack the Dudes from behind before the bell rings. The Dudes get control and double atomic drop the Freebirds into each other. They follow that up with sequin back suplexes as the Birds roll outside. The crowd are booing the Dynamic Dudes which is pretty awesome to see. Being anti-establishment before it was cool. The Birds regroup outside as the match becomes a one on one battle between Hayes and Johnny.

Hayes gets the advantage with a short kick to the midsection. Hayes comes off the rope while Johnny is bent over and goes for a kick but Johnny moves out of the way and Hayes falls down. Johnny gets Hayes in an arm bar and these guys are already sweating like crazy. I asked Jim Ross on twitter about this show and he said it was roughly 120 degrees inside there. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it was to wrestle in conditions like that. Ross says that the Dudes have yet to taste defeat in World Championship Wrestling. Johnny gets Garvin in an arm bar then we get a couple of quick tags as they work over the arm of Garvin. Dudes get Garvin in a double hip toss and follow that up with a double elbow drop. Garvin drops Shane and gets the tag to Hayes.

Hayes lays in the boots while Garvin chokes Shane as Tommy Young counts him down. Shane goes for a sunset flip and gets a two count. Shane quickly gets up and gets the tag to Johnny. Hayes goes for a clotheslines and Johnny ducks it then he goes for a flying cross body and Hayes ducks it as the Freebirds get control. Garvin comes in and drops Johnny across the top rope and gets a 2 count. Garvin body slams Johnny and goes for another cover and gets another 2 count. Garvin throws Johnny outside and Hayes rams Johnny head first into the security rail as Garvin distracts the referee. Garvin then hits Shane with a knee as he tried to get back into the ring. Hayes goes up to the top rope as if he is going to do something but the ref catches him and he gets down without doing anything.

Both guys run head first into each other as the ref starts the 10 count. Johnny gets the tag to Shane and he comes in and lays in the lefts and rights. He then nails him with a big back body drop as Hayes comes in and gets his own back body drop. Shane then cracks the heads of the Freebirds together. Garvin is going for a huge right but Shane falls down and gets him in a pinning combination for a 2 count. All 4 men are in the ring and the Dudes nail Hayes with a double drop kick and send him flying to the outside. Hayes gets back in and throws Johnny to the outside. Johnny gets back in and throws Hayes to the outside.

Garvin reverses the irish whip into the ropes and on the way back Shane goes over the back of Garvin and runs him into the ropes. He then rolls him up for the pin but Hayes comes in and delivers a brutal looking DDT to Shane. Garvin then rolls over and gets the 1-2-3 as the Fabulous Freebirds advance to the finals of the World Tag Team Title Tournament.


Recap:
This was a pretty short match but it was very fun to watch. The action was fast paced and never really stopped going. The Freebirds were fresh at this point because they brought in Jimmy Garvin and it brought a spark to Hayes that wasn’t their for a while. The Dudes held their own and put on a pretty decent showing themselves. It was interesting to hear the crowd boo them at points during the match. Not sure if that was because it was against the Freebirds or if their characters was something that just wasn’t going to get over with an NWA crowd. I would recommend checking out the match if you haven’t seen it.

The Wrestling Hotline Commercial

This video opens up with Jack Victory stepping out of a limo carrying a briefcase. They show him climbing up the stairs and then trying to enter a room. He flashes his badge and a military member salutes him and lets him in. He lays down the briefcase and opens it up to show a map of the world with the header “Strategic Command Hotline.” Theres also a phone inside as well as a file that says “Top Secret: For Your Eyes Only!” Victory dials a number and it goes to Paul E. Ringside on his phone. Paul E. Tells the president it’s not a real good time then tells him to hold on. He puts the antenna down on his phone and nails a guy in the head with his phone. He then tells the president that if he wants to know he will have to call the Wrestling Hotline. They run down the daily shows that are available on the hotline and give you that infamous number you can call. 1-900-909-9900. Anyone who is a WCW fan has that number memorized.

Match 2: Ranger Ross vs. The Terrorist

Ranger Ross gets a pretty good reaction since we are in the building of the 82nd Airborne. The Terrorist attacks Ross before the bell rings. The Terrorist gets some garbage offense in to keep control of the match early on. He irish whips the Ranger into the ropes Ross ducks the shoulder block and nails him with a big flying forearm. Ross lays in a few right hands then a terrible looking hiptoss.

Ross then hits the Terrorist with a nice looking drop kick then a body slam. He drops the elbow and goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. Ranger hits the Terrorist with a flying clotheslines. Ross whips the Terrorist into the ropes and hits him in the midsection then does a karate chop to the Terrorist. Ross then hits the Terrorist with a combat kick for the quick 3 count in a little under 2 minutes.


Recap:
This was your typical squash match. WCW was taking advantage of being in Fort Bragg so they put Ranger Ross in the ring with a dude named the Terrorist. Pretty lazy booking if you ask me but this match is what it is. Nothing to write home about and it is something I would just skip through.

Legion of Doom Vignette

Just a video package highlighting the Legion of Doom. Pretty awesome video and pretty sweet music of course. I am reviewing the WWE Network version and they didn’t edit out Iron Man from the video which makes the video that much better. Just shows highlights of their matches with the Samoan Swat Team, the Varsity Club, and a few jobbers.

Dragon Shai Challenge w/ the Great Muta

Jim Ross is in the ring to host the Dragon Shai challenge. Trent Knight and Mike Justice are the jobbers chosen to go through the Dragon Shai demonstration. Ross interviews Gary Hart and he says “we are not going to have a demonstration. The Great Muta say this is not competition and that he thinks that the two of them are just gaijin.” Gary Hart says that Muta wants somebody like Ricky Steamboat, Sting, or Eddie Gilbert. Ross confronts Gary Hart saying that Muta had no right spraying Missy Hyatt in the face. Hart says that in Japan all the women know their place. He also says that men in the United States hide behind their women.

Eddie Gilbert comes to the ring and tries to throw a fireball in the face of the Great Muta. Instead he ends up nailing Trent Knight right in the face with the fireball. Ross explains that Muta is terrified of the fire because his father’s face was burnt off the same way. That is why Muta wears the face paint. Eddie Gilbert checks on Trent Knight as we head to a commercial break.

Recap:
There wasn’t much to this at all. It was a pretty good promo that Gary Hart was cutting before he got interrupted. Muta hightailed it out of there and this was a great way to continue the feud between Eddie Gilbert and the Great Muta. Very nicely done by WCW here. Definitely check out this segment.

Match 3: The Ding Dongs vs. George South/Cougar Jay

The Ding Dongs come out to the ring and start ringing bells that are setup on top of the turnbuckle posts. One of the Ding Dongs starts out with Cougar Jay in the ring. Ding Dong gets him in a headlock then Cougar Jay backs him into the rope and one of the Ding Dongs gets him with a shoulder block. The Ding Dong on the apron is just ringing the bell the whole damn time. Jim Herd is a moron for thinking this is a good idea.

The Ding Dong in the ring keeps slapping the ears of Cougar Jay. Jay makes a tag to George South as he gets hit with a hip toss. Ding Dong tags out and the Ding Dong on the apron does a sunset flip over the top rope into the arm of George South. South gets the Ding Dong in a headlock take over. We get a criss cross then the other Ding Dong gets in the ring and hits South with a double hip toss. Ding Dong gets a scoop slam then he tags in the other Ding Dong. They do some stupid ass looking double team move and get a 2 count.

Ding Dong gets him in an arm bar He slides through the legs of George South then hits him with a drop kick. Ding Dong goes for a back body drop and George South double knees him in the head. Ding Dong then hits George South with a ugly ass belly to belly suplex and gets the tag. One Ding Dong hits an elbow drop off the middle rope and the other one hits a knee drop off the top rope for the 3 count. Thank goodness this one is over.


Recap:
Nothing much to say here but it was your glorified jobber match. The Ding Dongs wouldn’t last long after the Sky Scrapers get their hands on them. This match was the shits and you can see why these two were taken out rather quickly. Go ahead and skip this one. In between matches Congressman Charlie Rose talks about the 214th birthday of the US Soldiers. He says we should never take our liberties for granted. Funny how that still holds true today 28 years later.

Match 4: Semi-Finals World Tag Title Tournament: Midnight Express vs. Samoan Swat Team

Before the match even starts a fan jumps in the ring to try and get close to the Midnight Express. Cornette tells him “Son we just saved your life, we are going to let you sleep this one off.” When the Swat Team gets to the ring Paul E. Dangerously gets on the mic and trashes Jim Cornette. Cornette swings at him with the tennis racket. Dangerously jumps out of the ring and Cornette chases him around the ring as the Midnights and the SST brawl in the middle of the ring. The match starts with Stan Lane and Fatu in the ring. Lane drops Fatu and Eaton drops and elbow.

The Midnights get a lot of quick tags and they end up double teaming Fatu with double elbows off the ropes. Eaton hits Fatu low then hits him with a great swinging neck breaker. Eaton tags in Lane and then Eaton holds up Fatu as Lane runs off the ropes and leap frogs over Eaton and splashes Fatu right in the lower back. Samu gets tired of the Midnights having the advantage so he comes in and decks Eaton with a great crescent kick.

The SST get control of the match and tag each other in numerous times to keep the fresh man in. Eaton rolls outside and Fatu follows him out and hits him with a suplex on the outside of the ring. The SST make sure Eaton doesn’t get back in the ring. Eaton finally gets back in the ring as Samu throws him into the ropes. Samu then grabs Eaton by the head and slams him face first to the mat. Pretty sweet looking move there. Fatu whips Eaton into the corner and comes in for a shoulder block but misses it.

Eaton gets the tag to Stan Lane as Fatu tries to stop him. Lane comes in and irish whips Fatu into the ropes and nails him with a big forearm. He then hits a side Russian leg sweep and gets a 2 count before Samu makes the save. All four guys are in the ring right now. Stan Lane irish whips Fatu into the corner and runs into a big crescent kick. The ref ends up getting knocked out by somebody. Fatu goes up top and here comes the ROAD WARRIORS!!! They wanted their revenge and they got it. They slam Fatu off the top rope then hit them with a double clothesline. Stan Lane comes into the ring and gets the 3 count and head to the finals of the World Tag Team Title Tournament!


Recap:
This was a pretty good match. A lot of good back and forth action and both teams were able to get in a lot of offense. I didn’t mind the Road Warrior interference because it continued their feud with the Samoan Swat Team. If you don’t know, the SST came out and interfered in the Road Warriors first round match on Saturday Night and got them eliminated. It’s only right that the Warriors get their revenge and cost the SST their match. Overall not the greatest match but it was fun to watch so I would check it out.

Highlights of the feud between Ric Flair and Terry Funk

They show the footage of Terry Funk attacking Ric Flair from Wrestle War 89. They show the sucker punch then Funk laying in the lefts and rights after he threw Flair over the guard rail. They then show Funk dropping Flair with the piledriver on the table on the outside. Funk also picks the table up and drops it on Ric Flair. He then nails Flair in the head with a steel chair. After they get back to Jim Ross in the building he states “The heat generated from that match almost matches the heat inside this building. It must be over 100 degrees in here but I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the country than surrounded by the 82nd airborne division. Before they go to commercial they talk about the triple crown king of the hill double ring battle royal at the Great American Bash.

Match 5: Terry Gordy vs. Dr. Death Steve Williams

Dr. Death comes running to the ring and attacks Gordy from behind. Williams does a football tackle to the knee of Gordy and flips him. Dr. Death then nails Gordy with a big clothesline. Williams whips Gordy into the turnbuckle and Gordy comes running out of it and nails Williams with a vicious clotheslines. Gordy then whips Williams into the turnbuckle and nails him with another stiff clothesline. Ross tells the backstory of how Williams left the Varsity Club. Sullivan paid of Gordy to cheap shot Williams with a 2×4 over in Japan. This made Williams leave the club. Both guys are just laying on each other in the corner catching their breath.

Williams pushes Gordy to the other turnbuckle and just lays in huge right hands to regain control of the match. Gordy finally goes down and Doc gets the crowd back into this match. Doc nails him with two big rights then drops low and hits Gordy with an upper cut. Gordy counters the headlock and drops Doc on his head with a great suplex. Gordy then puts Williams in a head lock to get a little bit of rest. Both of these guys are breathing heavy because its well over a 100 degrees with those TV lights beaming on them. Gordy hits Williams with a body slam. Gordy picks him up for another one but Williams reversed it and body slams Gordy. Gordy rolls outside and Williams follows him outside and they start trading punches on the outside. They get back in the ring and Gordy misses with 2 clotheslines then Williams hits Gordy with the high body press and gets a 2 count.

Williams nails Gordy with a drop kick as he rolls outside the ring. Gordy rakes the eyes of Williams to regain control of the match. Williams reveres the whip into the turnbuckle then nails Gordy with an elbow as Gordy falls outside. Both men are brawling down the aisle and both men get counted out for a draw. After the match Williams comes back to the ring and starts to get the crowd hyped up.


Recap:
This match was stiff as hell and pretty fun for only lasting 6 minutes. They held nothing back and beat the hell out of each other for the duration of the match. The clotheslines alone make you happy you weren’t in the ring with them. I would recommend checking out the match if you get the chance. It’s nothing special but I think you will appreciate both men beating the brakes off of each other for our entertainment.

Match 6: Norman the Lunatic vs. Mike Justice

Norman comes to the ring with a seatbelt wrapped around his head. Teddy Long comes to the ring holding keys that they used to lock Norman up with. The seatbelt around his head is the seatbelt they used to use to strap him to his bed. Norman looks at the camera and tells all of us that he didn’t do it. Norman takes off the seatbelt and goes right after Justice. Norman nails him with a vicious clothesline then a right hand.

Norman is trying his hardest to come across as a nut job but it’s not working. Norman whips Justice into the turnbuckle then he charges and nails him with a huge splash in the corner. He then falls on him and drops a splash to get the three count. The match only lasts 40 seconds and thats it. Teddy Long waves the keys in the face of Norman to make him stop. The white coats come up with the stretcher to help Teddy Long if he needs it. They load Norman up on the gurney and strap him down as the show goes to a commercial for the Triple Threat King of the Hill Battle Royale.


Recap:
Theres nothing to this match and not worth your time. Skip the 3-4 minute fiasco that this match is. The gimmick was stupid and it didn’t last long before it was abandoned because it just wasn’t working. Again skip this garbage and move on.

Interview: The Fabulous Freebirds

Jim Ross tells Jimmy Garvin he can’t believe that he joined the Fabulous Freebirds. Garvin said there are going to be new rules and regulations now. Some fan throws a cup and smokes Garvin in the head with it. Awesome. Garvin says that no team or man walking this earth that can take out Jimmy Garvin, Hayes, or Gordy. Gordy says that the the Birds have been high up on Freebird Mountain. I have no idea what the hell he is talking about. He’s just rambling on and on and not putting together a coherent sentence. Gordy tells Williams that he is looking at the big daddy right now.

Flyin’ Brian Vignette

A quick highlight video featuring the incoming Flyin’ Brian. They show highlights of Brian’s in ring ability. They also show him working out in the gym. Not much to this video just hyping the fact that he is on his way in.

Match 7: Varsity Club vs. Steiner Brothers

Scott Steiner and Sullivan start the match. Scott nails Kevin with a huge clotheslines. Sullivan falls to the mat and Scott gets on top and lays in 5-6 right hands. Rotunda gets in the ring and Rick Steiner meets him. Sullivan rolls outside and they regroup. Scott and Sullivan are still in the ring. Sullivan hits a shoulder block. Scott does a leap frog then nails Sullivan with a huge power slam. Sullivan crawls over and gets the tag to Rotunda. Rotunda wants Rick tagged on so Scott obliges and gets Rick in the ring.

Rick has Rotunda in a headlock and he bounces off. Rick hits Rotunda with a hip toss then a huge clothesline that nearly flips Rotunda over. Rick gets a head lock on the mat and Rotunda tries to get the cover but only gets a 1 count. Rotunda gets tired of being a headlock so he nails Rick with a huge suplex. That looked great and was pretty impressive. Sullivan gets the tag and he tries to whip Rick into the turnbuckle but Rick bounces out and nails Sullivan with another stiff clotheslines.

Rick bounces up and down and taunts Sullivan and Rotunda. We get another head lock but Rick goes to his corner and gets the tag to Scott. Scott nails a big high cross body and gets a 2 count on Rotunda. Rick comes in the ring to distract the ref and as this is going on Sullivan and Rotunda dump Scott Steiner over the top rope with a double suplex. Sullivan then picks up the steps and nails Scott in the shoulder with them. Rotunda gets the tag to Sullivan. Sullivan gets whipped into the turnbuckle but he waits for Scott and nails him with a huge boot to the face.

Rotunda gets the tag into the ring and nails Scott with a huge drop kick as well. Sullivan comes back in and gets in a few punches. We get quite a few quick tags here as they work over the arm and the back of Scott Steiner. Rotunda hits a double arm suplex and goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Rotunda then nails Scott with another vicious clotheslines. Man the NWA sure did lay in the clotheslines. I am really enjoying this work from the guys in the NWA because it felt way different than WWF at the time and thats always a plus. Rotund goes for a drop kick but Scott holds on to the top rope and makes Rotunda miss the drop kick. Scott gets the tag and Rick comes in with the lefts and rights.

Rick climbed up to the middle rope and was trading lefts and rights between Rotunda and Sullivan. Scott gets tagged back in and he ends up going for a splash on Rotunda but Rotunda gets the knees up. Rotunda then suplexes Scott Steiner onto a chair and goes for the pin and gets the 3 count.


Recap:
This was an awesome match from start to finish. Sullivan snapped in the middle of the match and just went off on Scott Steiner. The spot where they dumped Scott over the top rope was pretty impressive as well. Both teams worked stiff and it comes across. Like I stated they clearly make themselves look different than the WWF at the time and this is a great alternative to the cartoony stuff that WWF was doing. I would definitely check out this match.

Interview: Jim Cornette

Jim Ross lets Cornette talk about his match between the Freebirds in the finals of the Tag Team Title tournament. Cornette says they don’t usually ask for help but they will take it when they get it. He said he told Paul E. Dangerously that what he said was going to happen ended up happening. He then brings up the Freebirds and talks about how Hayes likes to run his mouth about the women he has been with. He says the guys here in the Army know more about broads than Hayes will ever know of. Cornette says when it comes to tag team wrestling the Midnight Express and the Freebirds are probably the two most legendary names in tag team wrestling. Cornette says they have never met but the first one is going to the Midnight Express and that they will be the new World Tag Team Champions.

Jim Ross kicks it over to the governor of North Carolina Jim Martin. He talks about flag day and how proud they are for having the 82nd airborne stationed in North Carolina.

Match 8: Television Title Match: Sting (C) vs. Bill Irwin

Sting attempts to get into the ring but Irwin uses his bull whip to keep Sting out of the ring. The ref grabs the bull whip from Irwin as Sting gets into the ring. He nails Irwin low and he slouches over and Sting nails him with a running bull dog. Sting hits him with a right hand then a nice looking standing drop kick. Ross said he invited Lex Luger to come out and do commentary during this match but he declined because of the current rankings. They trade lefts and rights and Irwin gets control. He whips him into the turnbuckle and hits him with a knee to the chest.

Irwin then hits Sting with a body slam. He picks Sting up off the mat and throws him into the top rope as Sting just falls to the ground. That looked like total trash. I have no clue what Irwin was attempting to do with that move. He then hits Sting with a back elbow to send him to the mat again. Irwin keeps hitting right hands as Sting starts getting his second wind. Sting nails him with a big boot and regains the control. Sting hits him with a nice suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count.

Sting goes in to pick up Irwin but Irwin nails him with a head butt to the midsection. Sting rakes the eyes then hits Irwin with 3 right hands. Sting then goes for the Stinger Splash but misses. Sting grabs onto the middle rope and tried to get a cross body but Irwin catches him and drops him with a spine buster. Irwin gets up to get his whip and Sting nails him with the Stinger Splash from behind. He then rolls him up and gets the 3 count and the victory to retain his World Television Title.


Recap:
There wasn’t much to this one. This was your typical tv match so nothing special here. The spine buster move by Irwin was pretty sweet looking. Irwin stood a little bit to far away in the turnbuckle when Sting came in for the Stinger splash because that didn’t look as good as it could have. All in all a snoozer that I would recommend skipping unless you are a Sting fan.

Scott Hall Vignette:

This video is hilarious. It shows some of Scott Hall’s work in the ring mixed in with him pissing off gators in the swamps of Florida. Hall looks green as hell in the ring. There is a shot where he takes a stick and pokes a gator in the back and the gator jumps back into the water. Theres not much I can say about this but only in WCW would a vignette like this be shot.

Interview: Ric Flair

Ross is on site from Ric Flair’s home in Charlotte, NC. Ross compliments Flair on his magnificent home that he has. Ross asks Flair what he has been doing since May 7th. Says he goes to the doctors twice a day for therapy. Flair talks to his lawyers and his advisors to find out if there is life after wrestling. Flair says money is not an issue. He says he has more money than he could spend in two lifetimes. Ross then asks Flair how he feels physically. Flair says that his left arm is numb and his hand not being able to function fully.

He says other than all that he feels pretty good. He says this is the worst injury he has ever had. Flair says after the broken back from the plane crash was okay because the doctor told him he would be able to come back and this one he isn’t so sure. Ross asks him how he feels mentally. Flair says as you go through life you incur ups and downs. Flair says it has been hard for him because he has always been active. He says its hard for him to sit on the sidelines.

Ross talks about how the NWA Title always had the 30 day window to defend the title. Ross wants to know if there is a time table to where he has to defend the title by a certain point. Flair says the NWA has bent over backwards for him since the injury. Flair says he was able to get an extra 30 days to defend his title. Flair says he won’t come back at this 75%. Flair says if he is not 100% he will sit on the sidelines and they will take the title from him.

Ross asks Flair, what would you say to Terry Funk if he was watching this right now. Flair says if he could see Flair’s eyes right now he wouldn’t have to say anything. Flair says if his neck could carry his heart Funk wouldn’t be able to make it out of Fort Bragg. Flair says he won’t give Funk the satisfaction until he is 100%. Flair tells Funk he better not sleep because 30 days from now or 100 days from now he will be at his door.

Match 9: Finals World Tag Title Tournament: Midnight Express vs. Fabulous Freebirds

Before the match can even get started Paul E. Dangerously comes down to the ring and levels Jim Cornette with a loaded tennis racket to the back. There was a chain and a horseshoe inside the tennis racket. The Midnight Express and the Dynamic Dudes check on Jim Cornette. Eventually Cornette gets carried out by the Dynamic Dudes and the match gets under way. Stan Lane and Hayes start off the match. Hayes starts off the match with a head lock. Lane hits Hayes with a hip toss then a body slam then a couple of arm drags. Hayes crawls over to the corner and tags in Garvin.

Lane gets the tag into Eaton. Lane hits Garvin with the drop toe hold then Eaton nails him with the elbow in the back. Garvin cowers down in the corner to get Eaton off of him. Lane gets the tag in and nails Garvin with an enziguri to the back of the head. Lane tags in Eaton and they hit Garvin with a double elbow. Garvin then looks at the crowd and tells them to shut up. The crowd goes nuts and puts all the heat on the Freebirds. Great heel move there and it was awesome to see how the crowd responded.

Eaton is in the ring ready to go but Hayes and Garvin drop down to the floor and regroup with Gordy. Garvin nails Eaton with a big knee to the midsection. Garvin then body slams Eaton twice and tags in Hayes. Hayes throws Eaton outside and Eaton nails his head on the guard rail. Hayes goes out after him but Stan Lane runs over to make the save. Hayes gets Eaton back into the ring and nails him with a huge left hand. Hayes starts to choke Eaton out as Tommy Young starts the 5 count.

Hayes then throws Eaton out of the ring on the other side and Eaton goes back first into the guard rail. Inside the ring Hayes starts strutting then he climbs up on the middle rope to get a little more heat. Hayes nails Eaton with a big elbow right in the face to Eaton. Hayes taunts Lane as Garvin chokes out Eaton from the outside. Eaton is standing on the apron and Garvin grabs him and throws him right into the guard rail again. Hayes whips Eaton into the corner as Garvin nails him with a knee to the midsection again. Garvin hits Eaton with a snap mare then a reverse chin lock.

Eaton gets out of it and nails a big left hand to Garvin then he makes the tag. Lane comes in and nails 3 kicks on Garvin. Garvin moves out of the way of the charging elbow as the Freebirds regain control. Garvin tags in Hayes but Lane nails him with a DDT. Both men tag out and we got Eaton and Garvin back in the ring. This is a great match so far. All four guys are sweating like crazy because of how hot it is. The Express get a double back body drop on Garvin. Hayes gets nailed with a big forearm as he falls outside. Gordy gets up on the apron but gets knocked down for his troubles. Garvin gets a double flap jack as Eaton goes for the cover. The action is really starting to pick up then Gordy gets in the ring and nails Eaton with power bomb. Garvin rolls over and gets the 3 count. The winners and NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS!!!! All three men celebrate on the outside of the ring.


Recap:
What a great finals to the tag team title tournament. All four men worked hard and there was very few rest holds durning the match. For how hot this building was I am surprised by how long these guys work without doing very many rest holds. They knew how to overcome the heat and still put on a great match so kudos to them. I would recommend checking out this match because its one of the better ones on the card.

Match 10: Ricky Steamboat vs. Terry Funk

We start out with a collar and elbow tie up. Funk pushes Steamboat into the ropes. They roll around the ropes with the refs stuck in between the two individuals. Funk gets Steamboat into the corner and lays in numerous chops. Steamboat retaliates and lays in his own chops to Funk. Funk and Steamboat change slaps to the face and more chops. Steamboat gets fired up and Funk goes to the outside to slow down the momentum. The crowd is really into this one. Funk nails Steamboat with a big shoulder block. Funk runs off the ropes twice then gets nailed with a huge chop. Steamboat then hits him with 2 straight drop kicks as Funk rolls to the outside again.

Steamboat goes for a right hand but Funk blocks it and he nails Steamboat with 3-4 rights then a huge left. Funk throws Steamboat to the outside of the ring and he follows him out. Funk runs and nails Steamboat with an elbow to the back of the neck. Steamboat gets up and nails Funk with 3-4 more thunderous chops. The sound of the chops just sounds brutal. Funk gets a double leg take down and he starts pummeling the Dragon with left hands.

Funk then delivers a great looking neck breaker to the Dragon. Steamboat is sitting on the mat and Funk drops down with a splash right into the back. Funk is working over the back of the neck of Steamboat. Funk comes in and Steamboat nails him with another chop. Steamboat whips Funk into the turnbuckle and he goes in upside down and over to the floor. Steamboat climbs to the top rope and just watches Funk move around the ring. Steamboat comes off the top with a big chop to the top of the head of Funk.

Steamboat picks up Funk for a body slam and he carries him around the ring for all the fans to see. He walked all away around the ring and slammed Funk on the mat. Steamboat rolls back into the ring as Nick Patrick starts the 10 count. Funk finally gets back into the ring as Steamboat picks him up and bodyslams him to the outside of the ring. Steamboat whips Funk into the turnbuckle but Funk gets his boot up to regain control of the match. Funk then nails Steamboat with a great looking pile driver. Funk rolls over for the pin but only gets 2 count. Funk picks up Steamboat but Steamboat nails him with 2 vicious chops. Funk tries to whip Steamboat but Steamboat reverses it then Funk reverses it and Steamboat goes running into the referee. Funk then whips Steamboat into the turnbuckle and he goes flying over the top rope. Funk then goes outside and nails him with the pile driver on the outside of the ring.

Funk rolls back into the ring and tries to wake up the referee. Steamboat gets up to the apron and Funk grabs him and suplexes him back into the ring. Funk goes for the cover twice and both times Steamboat kicks out at 2. Funk gets frustrated and starts laying in the left hands. Funk goes to the rope and goes for a big splash but Steamboat gets his knees up. Steamboat gets control of the match then he picks up Funk and hits him with a stomach buster. Steamboat goes to the top rope and nails Funk with a chop off the top. Steamboat then hits a sabot kick to the back of the head to Funk. Funk grabs the microphone and smokes Steamboat right in the head with it. The ref calls for the bell and we get a disqualification victory for Steamboat.

Funk goes outside to get another weapon but Lex Luger comes out for the save. Funk hightails it out of there as Luger stands over Steamboat. Luger asks for the microphone and says “You know theres been a lot of talk that he has some problems lately.” Luger says he may have a problem with his ego and arrogance. Luger says he doesn’t have any problems he just has a lot of pride. Luger helps Steamboat up then nails him with a huge clothesline.

Luger goes out to get a chair as Steamboat tries to hold him off. Luger nails Steamboat in the back of the head and shoulder with a steel chair. Ross says that Luger is obsessed with being the #1 contender and being the World Heavyweight Champion. Luger picks up Steamboat and puts him in the torture rack then poses for the crowd. Luger gets back on the mic and says “there lays your number one contender.” Luger leaves the ring and Sting comes out to check on Ricky Steamboat as Ross states “at least somebody has loyalty and friendship.”


Recap:
What a great main event this one. Funk got in tremendous shape for this run here in 89. He looked the best he’s ever looked and it’s a shame they didn’t do more with him. Steamboat was Steamboat and his chops were thunderous on this night. Luger coming in at the end and turning heel was the perfect ending to a great match. The focus was on the World Title and everyone is willing to do whatever it takes to get the belt. Very nicely done by WCW here to get the focus on the title while the champ was out injured. Great match and great ending, I would definitely check this match out.

Show Ending:

They go to Ross and Caudle at the end of the card recapping. Both guys are sweating profusely and look extremely uncomfortable. They rewarded a trophy for being there and Ross said it could end up on the desk of Ted Turner at some point. They recapped the show and showed the highlights of Funk and Steamboat. Ross says that when Steamboat comes to his primary focus will be that of Lex Luger.

Final Thoughts:
There was a lot of good and a lot of eh on this card. I would definitely check out all of the tag matches, outside of the Ding Dongs match, on the card. They were all very well done and a joy to watch. Classic tag team matches that you don’t really see anymore. I would skip the Ranger Ross, Norman and Ding Dong matches because they were just glorified squashes and time filler. The vignettes highlighting the incoming talent were corny as hell but did their job. The main event of Steamboat and Funk was top notch and I loved the turn of Luger at the end of the show. They managed to get the top 3 guys in the company, that were active, and get their primary focus to be on the World Heavyweight Title. That was very well done and awesome to see. I would recommend watching the show as a whole and enjoy the atmosphere and the matches. Until next time this is Steve Caudle signing off from the Event Center.

The Event Center Episode 3: Saturday Night’s Main Event 4-27-91 Review

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The Event Center #3: WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event: April 27th, 1991

Introduction:
Welcome everyone to the Event Center. I am your host Steve Caudle. This time on the Event Center we are heading back to 1991 for another Saturday Night’s Main Event. This show features a return bout between the Ultimate Warrior and Sgt. Slaughter. We also get a Battle Royal plus the Hitman vs. Ted DiBiase. This is an action packed show so lets get right into the action.

Show Opening:

The show opens up with Randy Savage being introduced as the new color commentator for Saturday Night’s Main Event. Vince and Savage run through the card starting with the Battle Royal first. Savage tells Hogan he better watch out since it’s every man for himself. He also tells Hogan it is lonely at the top. They then discuss Sgt. Slaughter vs. Ultimate Warrior. Savage says everyone should stand at attention and honor the great American that is Sgt. Slaughter. We then cut to the opening video and come back to Savage in the back interviewing Sgt. Slaughter with General Adnan and Col. Mustafa.

Backstage Interview: Sgt. Slaughter, Gen. Adnan, & Col. Mustafa

The interview starts with Sgt. Slaughter saluting the Macho Man. Savage tells Slaughter he wants Slaughter to beat the Ultimate Warrior like he did at the Royal Rumble. Slaughter tells Savage that he can stand at ease and that a great American like Savage never has to stand at attention for Sgt. Slaughter. Slaughter then says that Hogan may have won the battle at Wrestlemania but he didn’t win the war. They show Slaughter throwing a fireball into Hogan’s face as he is coming back to his locker room at Wrestlemania. Slaughter says he is going to win the battle tonight because he knows what he is deathly afraid of because he has spoken to Paul Bearer. Slaughter said tonight he is going to take Warrior’s breath away and thats an order.

Backstage Interview: The Ultimate Warrior

The interview starts with footage of Undertaker stuffing Ultimate Warrior inside of a coffin during the funeral parlor. Okerlund says Warrior has suffered through something very few have and thats live in the darkness. Warrior says that he has learned to live in the normal light of this universe and that Slaughter and Undertaker don’t have the fate to seal Warrior’s destiny for himself and his little Warriors. He said his final vision inside the casket was of Undertaker and Slaughter. Warrior says he is bring Slaughter the ultimate battle tonight.

Match 1: Ultimate Warrior vs. Sgt. Slaughter

Warrior charges the ring and once he gets in all three members of Sgt. Slaughters triangle of terror leave the ring. Sgt. Slaughter comes into the ring by climbing to the top rope. Warrior slams him off the top rope and we are off to a fast start. Warrior nails Slaughter with a slow delayed back body drop to keep control of the match. Warrior then nails Slaughter with a big right hand and Slaughter goes flipping over the top rope. Warrior nails Slaughter a few times outside the ring then throws him back in.

Slaughter backs off a little bit and Warrior comes in slowly and Slaughter pokes him in the eye. Savage on commentary is already awesome. I thought he would be a terrible announcer and distract from the show but he is doing a good job thus far. Slaughter slams Warriors face right into the ring post on the outside. Slaughter throws Warriors small of the back into the edge of the ring apron. Slaughter rolls him back into the ring and starts to work the lower back.

Slaughter throws Warrior off the ropes front first and nails him in the lower back with a shoulder. Warrior tries to regain the advantage but rakes the eyes of Warrior. Slaughter delivers a garbage looking back breaker to continue to work the back. Slaughter gets Warrior in a bear hug to continue to work on the lower back of Warrior. I will say that Slaughter is working a little better this time around compared to Royal Rumble where he was just brutal.

Warrior gets out of the bear hug and body slams Slaughter. Both men are hurting and Slaughter starts back on the attack first. Slaughter then gets Warrior back into the bear hug again. Another rest hold already? Slaughter was terrible during this run. Warrior drops to one knee while inside the bear hug. During the hold you can see Paul Bearer rolling down the custom built casket that Warrior got trapped in.

Warrior breaks out of the bear hug and spots the casket. Warrior is baffled by the casket being there. Paul Bearer has the most amazing look on his face looking right at Warrior. Slaughter nails Warrior with a clothesline to the back and Warrior falls to the outside as. Slaughter puts the boots to Warrior as the show goes to commercial. Slaughter rolls Warrior back into the ring. Warrior starts to hype up and during this time Savage makes a great comment on commentary by saying “This isn’t the same person I fought at Wrestlemania 7.” Warrior gets control and he just runs back and forth and nails Slaughter with 3-4 clotheslines.

Warrior goes for his diving smash and while he is running Paul Bearer opens up the casket and Undertaker is sitting inside. Warrior is about to go for the gorilla press slam when the Undertaker turns his head and stares Warrior down. Warrior is in total shock as Slaughter, Adnan, Mustafa, and Undertaker all pummel the Warrior.

Undertaker starts putting the boots to Undertaker while the Triangle of Terror hold him up. HOGAN COMES OUT TO MAKE THE SAVE!!! Hogan is cleaning house on everyone. He takes off his belt and nails Undertaker in the face and Undertaker no sells it and Hogan is in total shock that he just took that. Hogan chases Slaughter to the back.

 

 

 

 

In the ring Undertaker is trying to nail the Warrior with a few elbow drops but he misses. Warrior gets up and nails Undertaker with a clothesline that Undertaker no sells. Warrior tries again and Undertaker doesn’t even move. Warrior gets a head of steam and nails the Undertaker with a shoulder block that sends him over the top rope but Undertaker lands on his feet and just stares the Warrior down. Refs come in and breakup the action as we go to another commercial break.


Recap:
There wasn’t much to the match as far as wrestling is concerned but the match did do a lot to further the storyline between Hogan/Slaughter as well as Undertaker/Warrior. It would have been pretty awesome to have this tag match at SummerSlam instead of what we got. Undertaker could have used the main event rub at this point especially considering what they did with him at Survivor Series. The spots that Warrior and Taker had were pretty awesome to see. Undertaker sitting up while Warrior running was pretty good as well as the shoulder block that sent Undertaker over the top rope to land on his feet. Very well done by everyone involved. Props to Hogan for getting the hell out of there so the two guys could get themselves over instead of hogging the spotlight. Pretty great stuff here at the end but the match itself was garbage and that was more on Slaughter than anything Warrior did.
 

Backstage Interview: The Nasty Boys w/ Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart starts by saying we may be Nasty but we aren’t disgusting like the Bushwhackers. Saggs says they are going to beat the Bushwhackers like monkeys and turn them into pets. Knobbs starts talking and starts imitating the Bushwhackers. Knobbs says they are going to rip their arms off and shove them up their noses because they are nasty.

Backstage Interview: The Bushwhackers

Bushwhackers said they will show them nasty and they start licking pipers face. They then say they will get even more nastier and they start lifting up Piper’s kilt. Piper says they are plenty nasty for him so go convince the Nasty Boys you are nasty.

Match 2: WWF Tag Team Title Match: Nasty Boys (c) vs. Bushwhackers

Vince asks Savage what would it be like if the Bushwhackers won the Tag Team Titles and Savage says he doesn’t care because they won’t beat the Nasty’s. Knobbs climbs the middle turnbuckle to try and get some heat. These guys were garbage and I hate watching their work. Knobbs and Luke start of the match in the corner and Knobbs lays in a few right hands before Luke reverses and takes control. Savage says “I don’t get why people like these guys. If this was smellavision you would know what I mean.” Knobbs lays in a few shoulder blocks in the corner then tries to Irish whip Knobbs. Luke reverses it and nails a few right hands. The Bushwhackers take down both Nasty Boys and get control of the match. The Nasty’s go outside to regroup.

Butch poses for the crowd and Saggs attacks him from behind to get control of the match. They go to Jimmy Hart on the outside and he looks amazing with his helmet on. This was always an awesome look to me for Jimmy Hart. Too bad it didn’t last very long. Butch reverses the Irish whip and nails Saggs with a knee to the midsection. Luke goes for the cover but Knobbs interrupts it. Butch comes in and attacks Knobbs then they nail both of them with the battery ram. Nasty Boys go outside to regroup once again.

Luke gets whipped into the rope and on the way back Knobbs nails him with a kick to the back of the head and Saggs takes control of the match. Knobbs keeps control of the match with a hard irish whip to the turnbuckle and Luke crumbles to the ground. We get some double team moves and quick tags from the Nasty’s as they remain in control of the match.

Luke reverses an irish whip and gets the tag to Butch. Butch comes in with a house of fire and clotheslines Knobbs and Saggs multiple times. He goes for a quick cover but Saggs saves the day. Saggs whips Butch into the ropes and he ducks the clothesline but Knobbs nails him with one and they go for the cover for a 2 count. Bushwhackers nearly get the win by a body press but Saggs saves the day once again. Pretty good back and forth action here. Knobbs trips up Butch and goes for the cover while Saggs pushes his foot into Knobbs ass for leverage and they get the win. After the match Luke and Butch attack the Nasty Boys and nail them with a battery ram as they celebrate.


Recap:
This match was all right. Nothing special but nothing terrible either. Both teams worked at a fast pace and there weren’t many rest holds here. The action was fast and furious and they hit their spots. I was rather surprised at that fact. Usually both of these teams are pretty sloppy but they got through this match without looking sloppy at all. I wouldn’t go out of my way to watch this match but you may be entertained if you did watch it.

Backstage Interview: The Undertaker & Paul Bearer

Okerlund confronts Bearer with what the Undertaker did earlier in the Ultimate Warrior match. Okerlund said he is appalled. Paul Bearer says death lays in the Ultimate Warriors future. He said they have been saving box tops and that the Ultimate Warrior will be their biggest prize yet. Undertaker says it is a cold cruel world and he will not rest until the Ultimate Warrior rests in piece.

Backstage Interview: Earthquake & Jimmy Hart

They start the interview off by showing Earthquake squashing Damien. Earthquake said don’t expect any sympathy regarding Damien because he hates snakes and all pets. He said in this battle royal he is going to squash Jake Roberts like he did Damien. He said he is going to eliminate Hogan and everyone else to win the battle royal. Jimmy Hart says in the battle royal there is no escape from an Earthquake. Earthquake starts jumping up and down during this and the screen shakes with him. It’s completely out of sync and looks cheap and second rate.

Backstage Interview: Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts

Savage asks Jake if he lost more than a friend but he lost the very symbol of his being, is he right or wrong? Jake says Savage doesn’t have the capacity to understand what he lost and neither does Earthquake. Jake said its like a little kid losing their puppy that got hit by a car. Jake says he shared every moment and every breath with Damien. He said there are two things he can do and thats either roll over and die or he can present something more terrifying to Earthquake and thats Lucifer, the devil himself.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Okerlund says that Hogan is preoccupied by Sgt. Slaughter. Okerlund reminds Hogan that there are 19 other competitors waiting for Hogan in the battle royal. Hogan says the Battle Royal is just another test. Hogan says they are in war mode and that he is going to look at everyone like the enemy. He says he is going to get through the battle royal alive. Hogan also says after the battle royal he is going to come after Slaughter and that he is now ready to play by Slaughters rules. Okerlund reminds Hogan that everyone is going to be gunning for him because he is the WWF Champion. Hogan says whats are they going to do when he wipes them out in the Battle Royal and he comes gunning for you Slaughter.

Match 3: 20 Man Battle Royal

Hogan gets on the apron and starts pointing at everyone to start off the match. Hogan gets right in and goes right after Earthquake. Fists of fury are flying as everyone is going after everyone. Earthquake and Hogan are working on the ropes then Jake comes over and starts laying into Earthquake as both men double team Earthquake. Hogan goes after someone else as Jake continues to work over Earthquake.

Tugboat is working over Paul Roma. Kato lays in some kicks on Jake. Marty goes over the top but hangs on to the ropes and dumps Roma with a head scissor. Paul Roma is eliminated. Roma then pulls Marty out after he is eliminated. Marty Jannetty is eliminated. Duggan begins working over Earthquake and so does Boss Man. Hogan tries to dump Mr. Perfect but Earthquake comes over to make the save. Jake is down on the mat as Earthquake puts his big boot on his throat and chokes him out. Texas Tornado comes over to make the save. Perfect comes off the top rope with an ax handle to Boss Man. Tornado then attacks Perfect with some lefts and rights.

Tugboat was trying to eliminate Barbarian until Haku comes over to make the save. Perfect goes through the bottom rope as Hogan grabs him and throws him back into the ring. Hogan and Hammer taker turns dropping elbows and right hands. Hogan then nails him and he goes flying over the top rope but hangs on. Meanwhile, Warlord dumps the British bulldog. British bulldog is eliminated. On the other side of the ring Jimmy Snuka dumps Tanaka then Haku dumps Jimmy Snuka. Tanaka and Jimmy Snuka are eliminated. Shawn Michaels had Kato on his shoulder and almost had him eliminated. Warlord starts to work over Tugboat.

Earthquake comes from behind and dumps Jake Roberts as he is trying to eliminate Hercules. Earthquake taunts Jake but the Hammer gets him from behind. Jake Roberts gets out the snake and lays it on the feet of the Earthquake. Earthquake realizes the snake is in the ring and he falls back and falls on his ass as he is afraid of the snake. Jake Roberts is eliminated. The match is at a stand still as Jake Roberts gets his snake out of the ring.

We come back from commercial break with Perfect and Hogan working each other over in the corner. Hogan is attempting to dump the Earthquake but his friend Tugboat comes over and saves Earthquake. Hogan and Tugboat then square off as they rake each others eyes and trade left and rights. Warlord comes over to interrupt until Hogan takes him and dumps him over the top rope. Warlord is eliminated. The Barbarian then takes the Texas Tornado and dumps him over the top rope. Texas Tornado is eliminated.

Earthquake comes up from behind and dumps Jim Duggan over the top rope. Jim Duggan is eliminated. Hulk Hogan then grabs the Earthquake and throws him over the top rope. Earthquake hangs on but Hogan gives him a boot to the midsection and he is eliminated. Earthquake is eliminated. There are 10 left in the ring. Hogan picks up Kato and dumps him then Tugboat comes from behind and eliminates Hogan. Kato is eliminated. Hulk Hogan is eliminated. Shawn Michaels nails Tugboat from behind and eliminates him as well. Tugboat is eliminated. In one of the instances where you can clearly tell wrestling is scripted, Big Boss Man barely irish whips Hercules and he takes it upon himself to run and jump over the top rope for little to no reason. It is hilarious to see. Hercules is eliminated. There are 6 people left in the battle royal.

The Hammer picks up Mr. Perfect and tries to eliminate him but Perfect hangs on and gets back in the ring. Boss Man then comes after Perfect and nails him with some lefts and rights. Boss Man starts working over the Barbarian and as he is winding up his right hand to deck Barbarian, Perfect comes up from behind and nails him with a drop kick and eliminates him. What an awesome spot. Big Boss Man is eliminated. The final five are Barbarian, Haku, Greg Valentine, Shawn Michaels, and Mr. Perfect.

Perfect is holding Shawn as Haku chops him 2-3 times. On the 4th try Shawn dunks as Haku chops Perfect. Shawn then drop kicks Haku and he goes flying over the top rope. Haku is eliminated. Valentine and Barbarian are going at while Shawn takes it to Mr. Perfect. Shawn nails Perfect with a drop kick then he retreats to the corner. Shawn gets irish whipped into the corner and he flips upside down and goes out to the apron. Perfect goes for a couple of clotheslines but Shawn ducks them. After the second one Perfect shoulder tackles Shawn and he gets eliminated. Shawn Michaels is eliminated. 3 men are left in the battle royal, Barbarian/Valentine/Perfect.

Valentine is taking it two both men and controls the match. Valentine tries to eliminate the Barbarian but Perfect comes to the rescue as both men take it to Valentine. Perfect and Barbarian do the “high ten” according to Randy Savage. Barbarian is holding Valentine and Perfect comes in with a drop kick and nails Barbarian after Valentine ducks the move. Valentine then capitalizes and dumps the Barbarian to make it Perfect and the Hammer as the final two combatants. The Barbarian is eliminated. Valentine reverses the exchange in the turnbuckle and nails Perfect with a couple of chops. He then irish whips Perfect into the corner and when Perfect comes out he nails him with another chop. Perfect damn near does a backflip selling the chop. What an awesome job by Perfect. He is truly one of the greatest and this match shows just how good he is. What an athlete.

They show a concerned Heenan on the outside as Valentine nails Perfect with an atomic drop right into the top turnbuckle. Perfect sells it like a million bucks as well. Valentine drops a couple of hammer elbow drops as the crowd goes crazy for Valentine. Hammer tries to dump Perfect but Perfect hangs on and gets back in the ring. Valentine picks up Perfect in a body slam type move and tries to dump him over the top rope. Perfect grabs on and sends Valentine over the top rope with him. Perfect holds on and only one foot touches the floor as he rolls back in to win the 20 man battle royal! What a great ending to a pretty damn good battle royal.


Recap:
This was a hell of a battle royal. There was so much going on throughout the match that you wanted to pay attention to. You had Warlord and Bulldog going at it. You also had Jake trying to settle the score with Earthquake. You had anyone and everyone going after Hogan since he is the world champ. The ending with Perfect and Valentine was very well done and a joy to watch. Perfect would sell like a million bucks for anyone he is in the ring with and that is a testament to the professional and just how good Perfect was. I would definitely take the time to watch this Battle Royal and if you do definitely pay attention to how Hercules gets dumped. What a lazy ass way to get eliminated. That is probably the only bad mark on the match.

Backstage Interview: ‘Million Dollar Man’ Ted Dibiase & ‘Sensational’ Sherri

DiBiase said Bret Hart has climbed the ladder of the WWF because he is courageous and having a big heart. Sherri says “money isn’t the only thing, it is everything.” Sherri then says that DiBiase has more money then Bret Hart ever will in his life. DiBiase says he is a generous man and he has a present for him, the same one that he gave Piper at Wrestlemania and Virgil’s is in the mail. It is a crutch. DiBiase says he has been leaning on a lot of people recently and tonight Bret Hart he is going to lean on you.

Match 4: ‘Million Dollar Man’ Ted DiBiase vs. Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart

The match starts with both men locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. DiBiase doesn’t give him the clean break and nails Bret with a knee to the midsection. DiBiase retains control with lefts and rights in the corner. Bret reverses the irish whip and hits a hip toss on DiBiase. Bret then hits DiBiase with a few clotheslines then he clotheslines him a 3rd time and sends him packing over the top rope. Bret then nails DiBiase with a cross body over the top rope to the outside. Bret rolls him back to the ring and gets DiBiase in a headlock.

Bret is running the ropes and when he gets on Sherri’s side she reaches out and trips him. Bret gets up and grabs Sherri and drags her to the apron. He goes in like he is going to kiss her and DiBiase comes charging after him. Bret moves out of the way and DiBiase runs right into Sherri as he sends her packing to the floor. Bret rolls up DiBiase for a 2 count. What a classic sequence and it’s one of those things no matter how many times it’s done it always works. Bret hits DiBiase with a shoulder block then DiBiase catches Bret coming off the ropes and just dumps him across the top rope. DiBiase then nails Bret with an awesome looking piledriver. He goes for the cover and only gets a 2. Bret reverses a back body drop and was running him into the ropes but DiBiase ducks and sends Bret flying out of the ring.

DiBiase rams Bret’s face into the stairs. Sherri then comes around and nails Bret with a vicious open hand slap. Sherri and her cleavage is looking mighty nice on this show. She’s always a pleasure to watch and she never stops the whole match. Sherri then takes her jacket off and chokes Bret with it. DiBiase chokes Bret under the bottom rope. Sherri then sizes Bret’s throat up and nails him with a right hand. DiBiase picks Bret up and he irish whips him chest first into the turn buckle. DiBiase goes for the Million Dollar Dream but Bret backs him into the turnbuckle to free himself up.

DiBiase goes to the middle rope and goes for an ax handle but Bret moves and nails him in the midsection and DiBiase does his classic flip sell job. Bret has control of the match by laying in left and right hands. DiBiase goes down and begs Bret off. Bret hits the inverted atomic drop then bounces off the rope and nails DiBiase with a weird looking European uppercut. Bret hits the side Russian leg sweep and goes for the cover and gets a 2.

Bret does his typical end of the match stuff that he is known for. He hits DiBiase with the elbow off the middle rope and gets a 2 2/3 count. What a great match going here. Bret is going off the ropes again and Sherri grabs him by the leg. Bret goes out after Sherri. Bret grabs her then DiBiase hits him with an ax handle off the apron. Piper leaves commentary after he says “I’m going on a witch hunt.” Piper comes down and gets right up on Sherri from behind. Sherri turns around and starts to back pedal. Piper then looks under the ring and finds a broom. He spanks Sherri with it 3 times on the backside. He follows that up by putting it between his legs and chases Sherri around the ring and to the back. Finally the match is a 1 on 1 encounter.

Back in the ring Bret has control until DiBiase rakes his eyes. DiBiase goes outside and goes after Sherri. Bret follows him outside and they clobber each other on the outside as both men get counted out. Bret gets back in the ring upset that he lost. DiBiase looks heated on the outside as he heads to the back to find Sherri.


Recap:
This was a pretty entertaining match from the beginning to the end. Both of these guys are considered greats for a reason and they show it off here. Both men have great offense and they both do a remarkable job of telling a story inside of the ring. Bret’s comebacks are always fun and get you invested in the match. Sherri on the outside was always something to be hold because she never stopped. She gave it everything she had from the opening bell to the closing bell. What a talented performer she was. This match isn’t anything mind blowing special but it is two great workers in the ring doing what they do best. I would recommend checking it out.

Match 5: The Mountie vs. Tito Santana

The match starts with both men locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Mountie gives Tito a clean break then yells right in his face that he is the Mountie. Tito nails him with a huge right hand then hits him with an atomic drop. He then hits Mountie with a couple of drop kicks and sends Mountie to the outside. Tito follows him out and he tried to get Mountie and Jimmy Hart with a double noggin knocker but Mountie reverses it. Santana regains control and rolls the Mountie back in to the ring.

Santana nails Mountie a few lefts and rights and sends mountie to the canvas over in the corner. Santana goes for a monkey flip but Mountie holds on and Tito goes flying backwards. Mountie puts the boots to Tito then gets on the mat and slams Tito head first into it. Mountie picks him up and gets him in some weird contraption so he he can ram Tito’s head into the top turnbuckle. Mountie bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash but Tito gets the knees up and prevents it from happening.

Tito gets up and nails him with the flying forearm and he goes for the cover. Jimmy Hart gets in the ring and stops the cover. Tito then nails Jimmy Hart with the flying forearm. Meanwhile Mountie grabs the cattle prod and shocks Tito Santana right in the neck with it. Mountie goes for the cover and gets the 3 and the victory.


Recap:
This was just your typical filler at the end of the show. Both guys went out and put on a quick match to fill in the last 5 or so minutes of the show. This match was similar to their Wrestlemania 7 encounter but not by much. Jacques really got into this Mountie character and it is fun to watch. Tito was Tito and he had his hot comeback that he is known for. Nothing to write home about but I wouldn’t skip the match if I started watching this show.

Backstage Interview: Sgt. Slaughter, Gen. Adnan, & Col. Mustafa

Okerlund wants to know if there are any depths that he wouldn’t stoop to. Slaughter says tonight Hogan interfered on a military burial. Slaughter says that soon it will be Hogans burial. Slaughter says he recalls seeing Hogan’s face on fire and smelling his skin burning. “Oh how we love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Slaughter can’t wait to pull the rest of Hogan’s skin off so he can have pukeamania in his hands. Slaughter declares he will win the war and that he rules the World Wrestling Federation and thats an order.

Backstage Interview: Hulk Hogan

Piper tells Hogan that Slaughter said Hogan may have won the battle tonight but he won’t win the war. Hogan says Slaughter should have realized that he was going to be in this war until the end. Hogan says he is going to be in his way until the end. Piper then tells Hogan that Slaughter says he hasn’t brought out the heavy artillery yet. Hogan says that when Slaughter started the war with him and all of the Hulkamaniacs is that he no longer carries his own destiny that Hogan does in his hands. He says this is the Hogan of the 90s and that he has secret weapons and the heavy artillery. Hogan says there will be no unconditional surrender and no prisoner of war. He says he is going to wipe Slaughter off the face of the earth and Whatcha gonna do Slaughter?

Closing Thoughts: Randy Savage and Vince McMahon

Vince talks about Mr. Perfect winning the Battle Royal earlier on. He also mentions the Nasty Boys continuing their title reign by beating the Bushwhackers. Savage says it was really something when the Undertaker sat up in the casket. He says next time Undertaker and Warrior face off it will be an open and shut case. Vince says the war continues to rage between Slaughter and the Hulkster. Savage says that Slaughter has more weapons than Hogan realizes in his arsenal and that Slaughter will be the WWF champion once again.

Vince says he had a great time and so did Savage. Vince says he likes Savages hat. Vince tells Savage to say goodbye so Savage tells Vince to say goodbye. Vince says “Oh yeah” then Savage responds with the “oh no” as the show fades to black.

Final Thoughts:
This was a pretty good show top to bottom. The opening match was great and it continued the feuds between Hogan and Slaughter as well as Undertaker’s and Warriors. The battle royal was top notch and a joy to watch as well. Mr. Perfect throughout the match steals the show and it’s a testament to how talented he really was. The DiBiase vs. Bret match definitely delivered and is fun to watch. All of the interviews and the production value are top notch as always. A pretty entertaining show to watch and it goes fast because of the 1 hour time frame. I would definitely recommend giving this show a watch when you have the free time. Until next time this is Steve Caudle signing off from the Event Center.

Next up:
We will travel back in time to 1989 again and witness Clash of the Champions 7 from Fort Bragg North Carolina. It was a sweat box but one hell of a show. Join me next time right here on CrazyMax’s The Event Center!

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