WWE Main Event Results for 3/18/14

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Credit to Marc Middleton

– Tonight’s WWE Main Event opens up live from Houston, Texas with Tom Phillips and Byron Saxton. We go right to the ring.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. Jack Swagger and Cesaro with Zeb Colter

Lots of back and forth with quick tags to start. Cesaro and Swagger double team Cody now. Swagger with a two count and then a headlock. Cody nails a Disaster Kick on Swagger. Cesaro and Goldust tag in at the same time. Goldust unloads with clotheslines and the drop down right hand. Goldust mounts with right hands in the corner. Goldust with a roll up for 2. Goldust sends Swagger to the floor and then Cesaro. Goldust leaps off the apron while Cody leaps off the top and they take The Real Americans down on the floor. Goldust brings Cesaro in for a 2 count. Cesaro catches Goldust in a big backbreaker for another 2 count. We go to Network commercials.

Back from the break and Swagger is back in control. He knocks Goldust out of the ring. Cesaro tags in and meets Goldust on the floor. Cesaro with a running forearm shot that runs over Goldust. Cesaro brings it back in the ring for a 1 count. Cesaro with a 2 count before choking him on the ropes. Goldust ends up coming back and hitting a big hurricanrana out of the corner. Cody rallies for a tag. Swagger tags in and stomps away on Goldust. Swagger goes for a Swagger Bomb out of the corner and nails it. Cesaro tags in for the big stomp off Swagger’s back. 2 count by Cesaro. Cesaro with a gutwrench suplex for another 2 count. Swagger tags back in and keeps Goldust grounded. Goldust comes back and goes to tag Cody but Cody is down on the floor. Cesaro hits a big uppercut on Goldust and nails the Cesaro Swing but can’t get the win. Cody finally gets the tag and unloads on both Swagger and Cesaro. Cody with a double dropkick. Cody with a kick to the groin on Swagger. Cesaro stops Cross Rhodes but Goldust powerslams Cesaro. Cody with a boot and a moonsault on Swagger for 2. Zeb yells at Swagger to get up. Swagger blocks a Disaster Kick and turns it into a Patriot Lock. Cesaro pulls the rope back so Cody can’t get it but Goldust stops him. Cody breaks the hold and hits CrossRhodes on Swagger for the win.

Winners: Goldust and Cody Rhodes

– We get hype for Slam City, The Undertaker and Daniel Bryan’s t-shirts.

Cameron and Naomi vs. Layla and Alicia Fox

Alicia and Naomi lock up to start the match. Alicia goes after her eye. Naomi with a counter and a roll up for 2. Cameron comes in for a double suplex and a double leg drop on Fox. Alicia takes control of Cameron but gets tossed across the ring. Cameron backs Alicia in the corner and she tags in Layla. Layla takes advantage and gets a 2 count. Layla shows off and gets dropkicked in the back. Back and forth. Cameron hits a clothesline for a 2 count. The match turns into Diva chaos. Layla and Cameron end up on the floor. Naomi hits the Rear View on Alicia and then a split-legged moonsault for the win.

Winners: Cameron and Naomi

– We get hype for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to RAW.

– They air a RAW Rebound with a look at what happened with Daniel Bryan and Triple H last night.

Big Show vs. Titus O’Neil

We come back and out comes Titus O’Neil. Titus gets in Show’s face to start the match. Titus mushes Show. Show shoves him over the top rope and throws him into the barrier. Show with a big chop to the chest. Show brings it back in the ring with body shots into the corner. Show with another big chop to the chest. Titus ducks a clothesline and takes out Show’s knee. Titus kicks away and keeps Show down. Titus keeps Show down with a headlock now. The both go down off a slam and Titus gets up first. Show runs into a big boot but grabs Titus for a chokeslam. Titus blocks it and manages to hit a Clash of the Titus on Show for a 2 count. Titus mocks Show and keeps beating on him. Titus with a big elbow drop and another 2 count. Back and forth at the end but Show hits a knockout punch for the win.

Winner: Big Show

– More Network commercials including the John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt promo with Eminem’s Legacy.

– We get a look at the video on Undertaker’s Streak that Paul Heyman aired on RAW.

– We go to ringside and Paul Heyman is demanding that Lilian Garcia introduce him and she does. Heyman takes the mic and enters the ring, introducing himself again. Heyman says he means no disrespect and the live Network stream cuts out. It comes back on and Heyman is praising The Streak. Heyman says Brock Lesnar wants him to inform Taker tonight that The Streak will come to an end at WrestleMania XXX. The crowd boos. Heyman goes to leave the ring and the bells toll. The lights go out and The Undertaker makes his entrance, he’s standing behind Heyman!

Lights come on and Taker grabs Heyman by his throat. Taker says Heyman will walk out of here for one reason tonight – so he can tell Lesnar that when The Undertaker gets to New Orleans, he’s going to slay the beast. Taker says once that’s done, he’s going to take Lesnar’s corpse and throw it into the fiery pits of eternal hell. Taker asks Heyman if he understands. Taker says there’s one more thing… if there’s something about that message that Lesnar doesn’t understand, Taker will be at RAW on Monday to hand-deliver the message. Taker lets Heyman leave the ring while he still can. Main Event goes off the air with Taker “cutting his throat” as Heyman looks on frightened.

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