TNA Impact Results 3/27/15

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Credit: Sean Ross Sapp

– James Storm is out and says Jeff Hardy isn’t here tonight. He says he crippled Jeff Hardy and took out Matt Hardy. He crushes a watermelon on the floor and says it’s Jeff Hardy.

Hardy comes out and says he can walk well enough to beat up Hardy. Manik comes out and attacks Hardy, but eats a Twist of Fate. Abyss comes out and jumps Hardy from behind, but gets a few chairshots of his own. Hardy reveals there’s a lid on the cage for tonight’s match.

– MVP is backstage with Low Ki and Kenny King, and says they need to make a statement.

– James Storm is backstage and says he’s sick of Jeff Hardy. He tells Shera to dispose of Jeff Hardy of he’s going to dispose of Shera.

X Division Championship
Rockstar Spud (c) vs. Low Ki

Low Ki punishes Spud early on with a big chop, and methodically beats down the champion. Spud comes back with chops of his own, but gets stops dead in his tracks by one from Low Ki.

After a big kick, Low Ki tells the ref to make a big ten count for a knockout. Spud gets back to his feet and fires back with a huge jab combination. He also hits a tornado DDT for two.

MVP shows up and distracts Spud, allowing Low Ki to blast him in the head. Drew Galloway appears and then distracts the BDC, which leads to Spud locking up a small package for the win.

Winner: Rockstar Spud via pinfall (small package) to retain the X Division Championship.

– BDC is in the ring and says if Galloway doesn’t come out to the ring, they’re going to beat up fans. Galloway obliges and plays to the crowd. Kenny King says he’s going to break Drew’s legs. Both sides are getting fired up. Galloway and two unknown men hit the ring and send BDC reeling.

Brooke vs. Awesome Kong

Brooke leg kicks Kong several times, but runs right into the freight train. Brooke starts using her speed advantage, but is quickly slammed to the mat. Kong methodically controls Brooke for several minutes.

Brooke hits a springboard chop and reverses a powerbomb into a facebuster. Instead of pinning, she comes off the top with a flying elbow but only gets a two count. Brooke is caught off the top with a chokeslam. Implant Buster gets the win for Kong.

Winner: Awesome Kong via pinfall (Implant Buster)

Kong hits another Implant Buster, and goes under the ring to get a table. Taryn Terrell comes to make the save, dropkicking Kong repeatedly and dumping her from the ring. Kong recovers and puts Terrell through a table.

– Backstage, Austin Aries teases cashing in his briefcase on Kurt Angle.

– Shera attacks Hardy backstage but gets beat down with bottles and ladders. This is the fourth or fifth sneak attack of the show.

– TNA Champion Kurt Angle comes to the ring and thanks the fans. EC3 interrupts with Tyrus by his side, and commends him for beating Lashley. He then puts over his own winning streak and the fact he’s defeated every TNA Hall of Famer. He says he’s taking the TNA Title.

Bobby Roode’s music hits, and says he belongs in the TNA Title discussion. He and EC3 get face to face as EC3 holds Tyrus back. Eric Young also comes out and throws his hat into the ring. Austin Aries does the same. Finally, Bobby Lashley does too. Angle says he and Lashley can have a re-match right now. A huge brawl breaks out and Mr. Anderson runs out as well, joining the fray.

Bobby Roode, Austin Aries & Mr. Anderson vs. EC3, Tyrus & Eric Young

We join this match in progress with the faces working over EC3’s arm. Finally EC3 makes a tag to Young, who drops Roode and makes the tag back out to EC3. Aries gets a hot tag and takes everyone on the heel side out.

The match breaks down and each competitor takes turn sending another out until Aries hits a suicide dive on EC3 and Tyrus. Back inside Roode tosses Young off the top rope and hits a spinebuster.

Aries misses a 450 splash and Young locks on the figure four, which forces Aries to tap out.

Winners: EC3, Eric Young & Tyrus via submission (figure four)

– Bram comes out and says Magnus is a coward for sending his woman out to do his dirty work. Magnus and Mickie James cut him off, and Magnus says he wants to fight Bram anywhere and everywhere. Bram says he just wants to see Mickie cry. The two brawl until Bram gets the upper hand and drags Mickie in by the hair. He tries to make her kiss his boot, then kiss him, but Magnus suplexes him and beats him down.

Cage Match
James Storm vs. Jeff Hardy

Roode crushes Hardy with a trash can right out of the gate and starts his attack. Hardy fights back with a headscissors and a clothesline before setting up a chair to hit Poetry In Motion, but misses the second time and bounces off the cage as we go to commercial.

Back from the break Storm is still in control, tossing Jeff Hardy into a trash can. Hardy battles back and lands his signature leg drop for a two count. He hits a Twist of Fate, but catches knees on his Swanton attempt. James Storms capitalizes with Eye of the Storm for a two count.

The crowd is trying to get Hardy back in to the match, but Storm continues the beating with a Russian legsweep and a lungblower, followed by a superkick. Hardy kicks out, and Storm goes to grab a cowbell.

Storm measures Hardy, but gets tossed into the cage. Hardy lands Whisper in the Wind and a Swanton, but Storm kicks out. Storm low blows Hardy to get the advantage back, but gets hit with a garbage can. Hardy hits a cage assisted top rope Frankensteiner, but only got two. That was a really cool spot.

Hardy grabs a trash can lid and blasts Storm with it twice. Then he grabs a cowbell, but Storm keeps getting up. Twist of Fate sets up a monkey bar splash for the win.

Winner: Jeff Hardy via pinfall (monkey bar splash)

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